>Alright anon I'm going out. I won't be back till midnight, bye sweetie xoxo
>>61653987
Just don't forget to celebrate Independence Day
kthnxbai
get back in here you dumb broad
*unsheathes wifebeater*
yes fuck off
But why are you wearing our favorite dress?
>>61654026
russkies got all the best lines for dames
good riddance hunty
i'll call my "bro" over so that we can "play video games" together
have fun
>>61654008
ofcourse, she's very independent and liberated
>>61653987
Ok cya later, i'll be out with the lads soon. They're picking me up in a bit!
*wakes up*
Wow /int/, I just had the strangest dream!
>>61653987
You're not going anywhere dressed like that
>>61653987
>I won't be back till midnight
So you will be coming early tonight.
>>61653987
Bye mom!