Why is this joke of a country still allowed?
>0 history
>0 relevance
>0 influence on the world's politics
>0 neighbours
>located in the middel of nowhere
>fucking empty desert in the center
>0 white countries anywhere near that thing
>0 contribution to the invormative conversations
>only famous for endless shitposting
>>61651564
Our population lives a much better life then most Russians even poor bogans live better then you.
>>61651580
Don't start crying as usual.
>>61651580
Well its obvious, the emu overlords treat you well?
>>61651764
Why would I cry my life is great you live in a third world shit hole going nowhere.
>>61651564
>Why is this joke of a country still allowed?
have you seen the australian hotties?
while seemingly far away and small they actually contribute a lot in science engineering and medicine
>>61651851
Actually, unironically this.
Won't they utilize the vast infertile desert area for some beneficial use like solar power plant?
WOW why are you so RUDE
>>61651940
Our politicians are retarded and most of our population is complacent.
>>61651940
would rather we just put up a nuclear plant where the nations captial exists
>>61651564
even if it was 0 history it's probably better than having only history 2bh
stay stuck in the past my ruskie friend
>>61651851
>a lot in science engineering and medicine
lol, funny joke.
>>61652135
No, seriously. We punch well above our weight in the medical science fields.
>>61652183
His just butthurt his country is shit.
>>61652135
scramjet, synthsizer, peacemaker, wifi, tank, ultrasound, quantum bit, frozen embryo baby, things like that
>>61652206
>frozen embryo baby
the most important contribution.
>>61652249
>only famous for endless shitposting
>>61651564
>0 history
Sorry we don't have a long history of killing and fighting our own people. With the exception of the abos.
>0 relevance
Says the one most likely using our iron for buildings, our gold for electronics, our titanium, lithium, bauxite etc etc
>0 influence on the world politics
We influenced you vodka niggers pretty well during the 2014 G20, enough to piss Putin off and make him send the flagship of the pacific as " a show of strength" kek
>0 neighbours
What is New Zealand, PNG, Indonesia, Polynesia, Micronesia etc.
>located in the middle of nowhere
Implying this is a bad thing
>fucking empty desert in the centre
And Russia has a big fucking empty frozen wasteland covering most of your country.
>0 contribution to informative conversation
Who the fuck has informative conversations on this site? You want informative, go read wikipedia or something lol
>only famous for endless shitposting
That's better than being famous for endless vodka consumption and car crashes
>>61652206
Along with:
>several antiviral targets
>Neuramindase inhibitors for influenza infections
>atomic absorption spectroscopy
>cochlear implants
>contribution to the development of penicillin (Howard Florey was Australian)
>spray on skin
>discovery of folate deficiency as a cause of congenital neural defects
>medical ultrasound
>development of a full understanding of the adaptive immune system
>development of early antimalarials
>invention of the first portable ECG
>development of lithium based drugs for treatment of bipolar and other behavioural diseases
>discovery of H. pylori bacteria as the cause of gastric and peptic ulcers in a majority of cases,
>IVF
>Antivenom production techniques
https://www.mja.com.au/journal/2014/201/1/history-health-and-medical-research-australia
As an Australian I'm extremely proud about what our small country has contributed to the world. We don't have much clout or economic relevance, but fuck we do some good science.
Was it autism?
>>61651564
>0 white countries anywhere near that thing.
>>61652452
>Says the one most likely using our iron for buildings, our gold for electronics, our titanium, lithium, bauxite etc etc
Lmao, Russia has shitload of minerals and resources.
>What is New Zealand, PNG, Indonesia, Polynesia, Micronesia etc.
You don't have land borders with them.
>>61652517
>land borders are good
Are you retarded? Not having land borders with anyone is an ideal natural defense.
>>61651564
>0 history
wrong
>0 relevance
wrong
>0 influence on the world's politics
wrong
>0 neighbors
implying that's a bad thing
>located in the middel of nowhere
you just said that, ESL-kun
>fucking empty desert in the center
no desert is empty. there's an entire fucking ecosystem in that thing.
>0 white countries anywhere near that thing
this is redundant. you've already established the fact that they have no neighbors.
>0 contribution to the invormative conversations
just like you. nice spelling btw
>only famous for endless shitposting
you already said that
Yes yes Australia is great, but lets not forget who made them be able to survive past the age of 20
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vital_Brazil
>>61652517
>Lmao, Russia has shitload of minerals and resources.
You do, but do you as much reserves and production as Australia? nope.
>You don't have land borders with them
And? You don't share a land border with the UK or France or Germany but you consider them to be neighbours because their close vicinity to your own country.
>>61652512
> No Zealand
>>61651564
>Why is this joke of a country still allowed?
uranium.
>>61652572
Defense for what? Emus?
>you consider them to be neighbours because their close vicinity to your own country.
Actually I don't. I consider Baltics or Ukraine my neighbours.
>>61652020
Canberra did nothing wrong wanker.
What did the aussies do to get this particular russian poster so butthurt? Is it a canadian/new zealander using a proxy? Find out next time.
>>61652836
no clue desu, russians are usually very chill here
Beautiful women
>>61651564
they buy our subs, thanks australia.
>>61652977
please colonise us
Blat suka))))))
>>61653046
If it means you'll come here decades later and trash things then no.
>>61651564
Australia is so shocking irrelevant in every aspect of the world I half doubted its existence until I visited it.
American writers are 90% shit, but how is it possible that in its entire existence as an Anglophone colony Australia has never even produced a writer?
How is it possible that despite being right next to the Japanese Empire's borders they made no contribution to WW2?
If it wasn't for Gallipoli, Australia would have a clean record for any influence outside their borders
>>61653087
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Australian_writers
>>61653087
Gallipoli is the only thing that has ever been overstated about our country tho, except maybe the dangerous animals meme
Landing on the wrong beach and trading blows with turks for six months until they kick you out isn't exactly glorious military history
>>61653141
Bad play by you lot desu.
Why does Australia pay so much attention to Russia?
Does he like me or smth?
>>61652206
>peacemaker
if only, cleetus
if only
>>61653181
I would like to live in a place like this
>>61652517
>Russia has shitload of minerals and resources
yet you still buy shitty low grade steel from China, which originally came from our ground
LOL
>>61653128
Compare with this list.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Russian-language_writers
>>61653253
Russia hasn't produced a decent writer since the 19th century, or decent anything since the 19th century
>>61653253
Australia has only been a country for 115 years, and Russian writers had infinite subjects to write about, especially contemporary domestic issues. If we take the 19th century which produced some of the most well known ones, they were writing about things like serfdom, Russian provincial life, the aristocracy in the tsardom, conflict with neighhbours and between social classes, so on. Australia had its colonial times but then transitioned smoothly into stable representative democracy, and stability often forces writers to look outwards.
>>61653348
Not true, I just read Gulag Archipelago by Solzhenitsyn and that's a good example of more contemporary Russian literature.
>>61653181
Maybe. maybe not
>>61653087
See
>>61652461
>>61652206
ANZACs were also major players in the WW2 North Africa campaign, and earned a fierce reputation and even begrudging respect from the Germans.
>>61652206
>frozen embryo baby
w-what?
can it be thawed and still be alive?
>>61653598
weren't called anzacs in WW2, also vietnam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2-OOQo13c
>>61653628
He's talking, in layperson, about IVF techniques and cryopreservation of fertilised eggs.
about 20,000 years ago Australia was 80% covered in forest.
really makes you think
>>61653644
True - I more (incorrectly) used it as a collective term for Australian and New Zealand soldiers.
>based sports (pic related)
>invented wifi
>helped us in every war since Vietnam
>own the community that runs 4chan (/nrl/)
kek, is any other """poomunity""" even trying?
>>61651564
Back the fuck off!? *grabs you by the throat*
>>61653046
Is that a FAMAS?
>>61653736
Canada and Australia's embassy and consulate sharing agreements are incredibly based <3
>>61653741
no its a minigun
>>61653654
>cryopreservation of fertilized eggs
And that works???
Are there no issues with those babies?
>>61653758
This, the only bromance that eclipses it is Aus + NZ. Gotta love Canada.
>>61653736
We'll celebrate easter together.
>>61651764
In 5 minutes the Aussies here will forget about this thread and continue living in a sunny first world country. You, however, will still be Russian.
>>61653775
None so far.
Cryopreservation of simple cell aggregates (what early embryos are) is actually fairly easy and can preserve viable cells for decades (in theory, the most I'm aware of is like 15 years). As for if it affects the babies, the large consensus from population studies is no. There might be late life effects that we don't know about because of the entire population being under the age of 38, but it's highly unlikely as you'd expect any damage to be congenital (present before birth).
It's some incredible technology senpai.
>>61653806
>habs
muh nigger
>>61653871
I'm sold
How much to freeze my progeny and do they have buy one get one free specials
