Why does everyone hate Australia?
who?
what?
Who the fuck told you that?
Australia is great would love to go there sometime.
Hi /sp/ here this is the Aussie we keep bullying because his favorite footy team got absolutely hammered over the weekend please ignore anything he says.
>>61650855
>/sp/
lol
>>61650434
>meet an australian girl when I was 5
>we were best friends
>she moves back due to family issues
>never hear from her again
Her mom was a hot blonde with big boobs
>>61651112
Nice.
because 0nukestralia talks mad shit when they have 0 nukes
>>61651112
I'm sorry mate
>>61651112
It was probably for the best when you grew up to be a loser and she grew up to be a stacy it would of hurt more seeing her hang out with the popular kids dating the captain of the hockey team and never acknowledging your existence.
I actually want to move to Australia. Any tips Ozlad?
>inb4 fuck off, we're full
I'm White, fit and educated. You want me in your country
success breeds jealousy
>>61651408
>White
Sure thing, Chan.
Besides, You'd like New Zealand more.
>>61650434
You won't let us have anything will you Bruce?
>>61651408
well mate I just checked with the prime minister to see if there was any room for you, but looks like we don't have one right now
>>61650434
>Why does everyone hate Australia?
Who say that? We love Austria!!!
>>61651605
Who doesn't
>>61651475
>>61651598
Try as you might, I will be in your cunt fucking your sloots very soon, my shitposting friends.
Why should I like you?
>>61651650
Russians are such assholes you shouldn't like us because I don't give a fuck about you.
>>61650434
Son, it's your brother's birthday. Well, it's not technically but still. Have some respect.
>>61651735
I hope they get spammed with Easter Toad meme saying 4th of July?
>>61651630
Sure thing, Xiao.
Besides, New Zealand has nicer sloots anyway.
>>61651768
Fuckin shitty lad
>>61650434
everyone is just jelous
I love Australia
Thanks for Tame Impala
>>61651669
Then why did you make this thread?
>>61652368
When I say everyone I mean everyone but your country I thought you'd know that by now.
>>61652349
You are welcome.
Thank you for nice coffee, Ecuador
>>61652678
I think you might be mixing us up with Colombia.
We do export a lot of cocoabeans, and the best chocolates around the world are made with our cocoabeans.
We also make our own chocolate and its pretty good
