> You wake up in Italy
Nice
Aussies are the shittiest poster I've come across
EY YO
LA TOSCANA MOZARELLA MAMMA MIA TUTTI FRUTTI
>>61648164
lovely
>>61648164
stop making fun of us, we're sensitive
>>61648231
>>61648196
SO I WASA TALKIN TO ALFONZO AND WOULDN'TA YOU KNOW ITA, MUMA FINISHES HER SPECIAL SAUCEA AND I'M LIKE BOOPITI BAP BANG DANGDABOOP PAPA GETA YOUR ASSA DOWN HERE
In silenzio, animali
>>61648164
AYYEEE A MAMA, IS THIS A SMEGMA OR A PARMESAN ?
>>61648164
What does that hand gesture even mean?
>>61648164
Odio la Sardegna cazzo
>>61648299
OI FUCK OFF INNERNET DARREN
>>61648334
it's for when papa finishes his special sauca but forgets to bring the pasta
>>61648342
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>>61648277
there are IRL Italians in my thread
>attempt to interrogate a handcuffed Italian prisoner
>he can't answer your questions
>>61648334
it literally means what the fuck do you want / cazzo vuoi
>>61648376
Delet this im not italian.
>>61648277
Italy 3rd best Euro
>>61648164
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>>61648376
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F28skdFUg5
>>61648378
> he suffocates
>>61648342
Cos'hai contro la Sardegna
Ti tagli la gola e ci cago dentro
>>61648334
"What the hell do you want" (moving the hand a little)
>>61648376
I'm Venetian, not Shitalian.
>>61648440
La Sardegna = merdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Cagliari = CACCAAAAAA
>>61648334
you do it to emphasize what you are saying.
there is no real explanation, it's something that comes from within and without doing it your phrase feels incomplete.
>>61648443
> I'm Queenslander, not Australian
>>61648388
You'd be better off if you just accepted you're Italian
>>61648468
Dimmi dove sei che ti vengo a prendere a ceffoni
>>61648481
>I´m a valencian, not spanish
>>61648468
t. summerfag
What happens if the Italian has his hands cut off?
>>61648490
Vieni, abito vicino a piazza Giovanni
>>61648443
>island nigger, not shitalian
>>61648502
spen has good food and sometimes handsome men you guys are alright
>>61648537
You're confusing yourself with Sardinia
>>61648509
he gesticulates with his torso
"ITS A NOT A SPAGHETTI, ITS A VERMICELLI!, KILL YOURSELFA NAO, YOU BRUTTO FIGLIO DI PUTTANA BASTARDO"
>>61648488
NO, IM NOT ITALIAN. Iberia isn´t a province of Rome ;_;
Buona sera, mi amici e fratelli. Io e Giancarlo della Republica di Venezia. E tu sporci Slavi barbari della Croazia e primati. Dalmazia e Italia, Istria e Italia, Fiume e Italia. Viva la Italia. Croati genocide primo giorno del mio vita.
>>61648566
> t. a fucking all-sorts liquorice
>>61648566
8/10
>>61648509
When I was in Germany everyone was surprised I did not use hands when I was speaking
It's pretty much a meme
Like all americans being fat
Or swedish being refugees
Or greeks having debts
>>61648645
11/10 Fiume all'Italia hic et nunc
>>61648481
Was Queensland it's own country for 1000+ years?
>>61648676
we're a federation so we were independent for a while there yea
Gli Italiani non hanno sentimenti
>>61648734
dimmelo in faccia
Italy does not actually exist in the three world dimension
There are many little states and no Italians
Except when there are some football matches
Then we're all Italians
When we lose, we divide again in Terroni vs Padani and so on
"Hai visto Zazà che terruncello"
>>61648734
te mato hijo de puta madre
>>61648815
>three world dimension
err, three-dimension world
third-world dimension too
>he doesn't like italy
Pretty typical coming from an uncultured wasteland such as australia
>>61648702
Venetians still don't feel Shitalian even up to this day though. Lega Nord is the most popular party here and they advocate for the independence of northern regions.
Aussies are cancer
>>61648401
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1F28skdFUg5
top kek,I know you try to sound like the Aussie video but it still is okey m8
cheers for the effort
>>61648936
at least we're not "can"adian
>>61648911
What's a good book on Italian history?
> t. secretly love italy
>>61649009
>>61648911
A'mbecille
Lega Nord has been in the Parliament for over 25 years and it has been decisive more than once. Only few financial matters were devolved to Regions, the whole "Padania" secession is a meme. Salvini (from that party) is unironically the leader of the right and praises unity of the whole Italy (with the Southerners)(and he praises them too)
Lega Nord does not advocate "independence" any more, it's all smoke and mirrors. The new enemy are the immigrants (who don't want to stay in Italy, too costly and they speak French for the most part), Romanians, and Europe (exactly the opposite of independentist parties who usually aim to be recognized at a supranational level)
tl;dr you're a cuck
>>61649046
seconded
>>61648645
"Buonasera, miei amici e fratelli. Io sono Giancarlo della Repubblica di Venezia. E voi, sporchi slavi barbari della Croazia, siete primati. La Dalmazia è Italia; l'Istria è Italia; Fiume è Italia. Viva l'Italia. Croati (?????) genocidio (????)"
the rest does not make sense
now gib istria back pls ktxbye
>>61649240
"Genocidio dei croati miglior giorno della mia vita"
>>61649135
That doesn't change the fact that the majority of Venetians want to be independent from this shithole yet the Shitalian bullies don't let us leave.
>>61649267
Ah ok
Ma i croati vanno anche bene (se ci ridanno Fiume)
Gli sloveni invece non meritano di esistere
Fajets shitalian mamaboys cuck shitskinned child molesting apes
>>61649329
You're ridicolous, in 150 years you never actually fought for your independence.
>>61649409
And what can we do? Start a war? Every poll about this shows Venetians being overwhelmingly in favor of independence yet proper democracy isn't working for us apparently since Shitalians are corrupt and dishonest.
>>61649473
You can't do much, what I said proves that Venetian independence is only a meme, you didn't even try, while Sudtirol and Sicily gave their blood for their cause.
