What is life like in Uruguay?
>>61641084
boring and humid
comfy though
Gay kek
boring, just like any small country
>>61641378
How much do you pay for rent and food? And what's the average pay for a college graduate in a non-meme area?
Fucking maps, people call Uruguay small when it's almost like 1/2 UK
Like Argentina but far better lifestyle and tranquility
>>61641721
it's small when put together to Argentina and Brazil
even Ecuador is slightly smaller
>>61641721
Boring, slow, not much ever happens. Now it's cold, rainy and windy.
Non-country in the edge of the world feels.
>>61641857
Uh no, Ecuador is bigger than Uruguay
>>61641967
>Non-country in the edge of the world feels.
sounds like quite a nice feel
>>61641721
>>61641902
I literally thought it was bigger than uk before today. And I would consider the uk small, so uruguay is really small
>>61641981
hmmmmmmm you're right, my bad my bad
>>61641084
DUDE
>>61642129
that web sucks m8 t.b.h, thetruesize.com is far better
>>61642114
It's not such a small country in territory actually. We are dwarfed by our neighbors though.
Also if you consider we have only 3 mln people we have one of the lower pop. densities in the world.
>>61642129
Its ok m8
Everyone makes mistakes
Everyone has those days
>>61642184
>thetruesize.com
>literally a filter for Google Maps with their own domain
whatever rocks your boat m8lad
the point is that i was wrong and the ecuadorian was right
not only Uruguay is smaller there's also no mountains there and it has more cows than people living in
>>61642380
>400+ mts above sea level is our max height
Pls don't expose our shames.
>>61642380
>has more cows than people living in
Same and were pretty big tbqh
>>61642440
eh, didn't know this fact. amazing
>>61642440
U can't even touch us. You'd need over 600 million cows.
>>61642433
how's that a shame
the only shame in that map is the rincón de Artigas
A non country. I'll bet scary stuff happens outside of Montevideo.
1.55
>>61641084
I only know that Artigas is a huge shithole, and I'll never come back there.
>>61642545
Why so much cows
>>61642545
Dang its a colombian paradise
>>61642637
The scary stuff happens in Montevideo, the rest of the country is just open fields and small towns from time to time.
>>61642702
Artigas is the poorest and worst departament in general. Also the hottest.
Why the fuck did you go to Artigas? there's nothing there.
Is Uruguay chicano friendly?
>>61642808
To cross to Brazil.
A turro stole my mom's phone throw the car window while my dad was ordering food kek
>>61642737
>>61642808
where would you recommend to visit bros?
sounds comfy. I've thought about migrating there desu as tax is quite appealing to foreigners too.
>>61642637
It's literally the opposite lel
Montevideo is a proper shithole
The bigger the city, the shittiest it is
>>61642919
Colonia
>>61642724
asado and leather apparels
>>61641378
>100% humidity
Jeez, must be like living in cold wet jockstrap
>>61641378
what
no sun
where will I move once the sultanate of france is established
>>61641721
>>61641902
holy shit
>>61643644
Its winter
>>61643644
>He fell for the South America is a tropical paradise meme
>>61643131
isn't that normal? where do you live?
I would quite like to move there but I don't know if I can.
Are there many English people in Uruguay?
>>61641084
Boring
>>61648422
why do you need to have your people in a country to move there?
there are 700 brits there tho
>>61643131
I'm Floridian so Uruguay would probably feel kinda like home
Just a bit whiter though
>>61641084
Will people kill me?
I live near the border
Uruguay is a nice country with nice people, but it's too poor and there is next to nothing to do. If you like the farm life, it's perfect. If you are a young person who likes meeting new people often, going to concerts and events, Argentina and Brazil might be better for you.
>>61641378
>100% humidity
must be like living in a fucking sewer f.am
A sjw pot addict country that elected a literal terrorist as their President.
>>61649766
nah, the Southern Cone is mostly civilized
>>61650350
Compared to the rest of South America
Still pretty dangerous compared to New Zealand
Anyway, as long as you don't venture through bad neighborhoods or walk alone at night, you'll be fine even in the most dangerous cities of the southern cone
>>61641084
Who knows, but they seem even more resentful than chileans, they are cuked by argentina and brazil.
>>61650458
>Us
>Resentful
kek/10
Chicano please, we don't give a shit. We actually have good relations with Argies and Brazilians. I never had problems with any of them.
>>61642545
what year was this taken from?
>>61650458
>but they seem even more resentful than chileans
Only in football, we must be the least patriotic and most indifferent nation of the continent otherwise.
>>61651056
>2006
http://www.espectador.com/sociedad/81651/explosiones-en-paysandu-eran-pruebas-militares-en-argentina
https://actualidad.rt.com/actualidad/view/33951-Uruguay--vs.-Argentina-guerra-que-no-fue
>>61651235
>10 years ago
Wew lad, blame Kristina y al tuerto
>>61651235
>Illegaly close international borders for 8 years straight
>Threaten about terrorist acts to bomb Bothnia
>Uruguay guards the borders more tightly the day of the inauguration
Ohh we are so resentful
Reminder that Argentina is the actual antagonizing country here.
Cristina literally tried to kill the good relationship with us.
Good thing Macri kicked her out.
>>61651235
wtf? i thought uruguay and argentina were bros by blood
>>61642545
why does india have so many cows if they do not eat them
>>61651363
Peronism happened
>>61651390
Milk products.
Come on nigga use your brain. Because they do not eat cows doesn't mean that they don't drink their milk.
>>61651391
Going to montevideo next weekend.
Is there anything I should not miss?
>>61651348
Reminder that Cristina did THIS and we are supposed to be members of the MERCADO COMÚN DEL SUR:
>A las trabas al comercio, el gobierno de Cristina Fernández sumó la prohibición de que mercadería argentina transborde en puertos uruguayos.
http://www.elpais.com.uy/economia/noticias/argentina-pone-riesgo-puerto-montevideo.html
>>61651363
We are brothers but Argentina is like the older brother that decided to be an artitst, does drugs and is kinda schizo.
>>61651490
>http://www.elpais.com.uy/economia/noticias/argentina-pone-riesgo-puerto-montevideo.html
>muh patria grande
>>61651490
>does drugs
We are those senpai. Literally have 10g of weed at home.
Also
>Took 2 Uber yesterday
Feels good to shit on those commies.
>>61651481
Weed, easy as fuck to get, also get asado and go to the beach. Visit el centro y la intendencia si quieres.
>>61651551
Lo voy a tener en cuenta ameo mio, grasia
>>61651363
We are.
It was just a bro fight, supposedly they were throwing chemical garbage in our waters.
>>61651604
>supposedly
>Has like 5 papeleras throwing shit on the river
>We put ONE and they shitfling at us
Wew lad we sure fucked the river.
>>61651604
Supposedly being the keyword.
Our pulp mills are much cleaner than your old shit that you have in fucking Corrientes and Misiones.
Also no studies showed Bothnia-UPM ever messed with the river.
https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflicto_entre_Argentina_y_Uruguay_por_plantas_de_celulosa
The wiki article is as long as the Syrian war one top kek
How about the safety in Montevideo?
I've read that is full of niggers actually. Just like Buenos Aires
And this is how you make them mad
>>61651754
Mostly in the outskirts.
I don't associate with niggers so I do not know.
>>61651710
>el expresidente uruguayo Tabaré Vázquez reveló que, en su momento había llegado a pedirle apoyo al entonces presidente de Estados Unidos, George W. Bush, y a su secretaria de Estado, Condoleezza Rice ante la eventualidad de enfrentamientos bélico en el marco del conflicto por la instalación de Botnia.121 Vázquez había planteado a los comandantes militares de su país una hipótesis de guerra con Argentina y estos le respondieron que podían hacer una guerra de guerrillas y que contaban con cinco aviones y combustible para 24 horas, los que si salían no iban a regresar.
>>61651754
Stay in the good neighborhoods and you'll be safe.
>>61651776
>I was just pretending to be retarded
>>61651710
>https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conflicto_entre_Argentina_y_Uruguay_por_plantas_de_celulosa
Holy fucking kek.
All those words... for nothing.
>>61651795
>5 aviones
I am surprised no one conquered us yet.
>>61651827
But we did?
>>61651840
Again faggot.
>>61651827
Conquering us is like beating up a cripple: the conquerors would look like shit and we are not worth it.
>>61651795
Tell me that at least you don't have Bolivians or Peruvians or those shitty immigrants that turn into shit everything they touch
>>61651906
No, our thieves are our own national planchas.
>>61651906
No hay trabajos en Uruguay.
>>61642919
South of the black river is more developed. It would be more appealing to foreigners. Visit Colonia, Maldonado, Rocha and Lavalleja. Nice beaches, quiet towns.
Pretty boring and wasteland-ish. Some poverty here and there.
But it's a nice place, look like our countryside really.
>>61651957
>Wasteland
Do you know what a wasteland is?
>>61651983
Bit abandoned, foggy and literally nothing for kilometers.
Went to punta del diablo, i know what i'm talking.
>tfw I'm remembering everything about this shitstorm that lasted almost 10 years
Argies really love to make a spectacle out of everything.
>>61652004
>foggy
>Abandoned
Then you know nothing, there is cows and nothing, but it actually worked land, remember our economy is based mainly on agriculture and meat, therefore most of our country is dedicated to those two thinks, that's why you see nothing and cows.
>>61652028
>>61651840
And you were BTFO by a bunch of gauchos
>>61652059
No we got cucked by england
>>61652028
Well, they use that to stop seeing how much of a trainwreck Argentina is thanks to Peronism and Kirchnerism.
The same happens here with Uber and the taxi syndicate.
Also I only use Uber.
>>61652064
>>61652052
>El tuerto estaba vivo
Good times
Did the legalization of marijuana make any impact on violence? (no manipulated statistics please)
>>61652106
Marihuana was always legal, the only thing they legalized is the actual market for it. And no it isn't legal in pharmacies yet. And violence occurs thanks to Pasta Base rather than weed, so no.
>>61652075
And we still had control of the prata, which it was more important.
PAAAPAA NOEL
SE VAA A MORIR
CUANDO PASE POR EL RIO URUGUAY
>ITT Brazilians thinking they understand uruguayans
>>61652106
No, since eveyone who wanted to smoke it was already smoking. It was just a smokebomb (pun intended) to cover up the national air company (pluna) going out of business
>>61652168
Llego el mogolico seniores
>>61652106
No, It didn't change anything so far and it's still too soon to tell anyways.
In like 10 years they should make study about changes in consumption and the like.
>>61642380
>a city named treinta y tres
why does ur gay have a city named fucking 33? did they just run out of names?
DOS PAPELERAS ENORMES VERA
Y POR LAS CHIMENEAS EL GORDO SE METERA
Y SIN MAS EL GORDO MORIRA
PAAAAAPAAA NOEEEL
SEE VAAA AAA MORIR
>>61652226
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty-Three_Orientals
>>61652226
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty-Three_Orientals
>>61652226
We are a meme country what did you expect.
It's dedicated to a military group called 33 orientals.
>>61652226
>run out of names
Decent ones at least
