Freshly rolled spliff edition
/cum/ made you
sick zoot pham, blaze me up ye?
business idea: cut out the middle man and just go to town on my nads with a pestle and mortar
good thread
bournemouth man give me your weedman's number trying to freshly roll a spliff when i visit
>>61640591
I made a /cum/ on ur mum
Choon, bruvs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeEl0M7MQYk
>zomby
>>61639066
>>61639066
>>61639066
This thread isn't near over, OP's a spastic.
hahaha holy shit that is the worst build i've ever seen
buy some raws on amazon you fucking melt
>>61640682
definitely. this album seperates then men from the boys desu.
>>61640682
nice
>>61640739
>i don't rate zomby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-YHlPfb-Sg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_PtOAnZxB8s
>>61640873
>>61640885
Collab with Burial out in a few days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr_8hszpcfE
Post more aggressive beats and stuff
>>61642085
1 1/2 hours left brits
>>61642215
Until what, seppo?
>>61642250
the 4th of July starts in the UK
this is illegal content i hope the janitor deletes this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-pLVMQxS54
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzbdBk6XQ6Y
>>61642347
What's the significance of this day of the month?
TFW had a wank to by gran
No weed desu lads, should I smoke a ciggy?
Ah yes another islamic bombing. How refreshing.
So old white people have now stripped us of our EU citizenship. They'll all be dead soon.
>>61642450
>>61642498
What if we draw a cartoon or change our facebook pictures? Won't that stop the terrorists?
Or maybe a hashtag for solidarity
said less than 30 words today
>>61642498
"So called" Islamic bombing
>>61642543
Nope. I still don't know why we ought to give one ounce of a fuck about this arbitrary date
Socially right wing, Fiscally left wing: Make friends at your local mosque
Socially left wing, Fiscally right wing: Make friends with white people over the age of 35
Socially left wing, Fiscally left wing: Make friends with white people under the age of 35
Socially right wing, Fiscally right wing: ????
Do these types even exist anymore?
How do I make friends with someone other than Jacob Rees Mogg?
Morrisons sign banter
Is there any other kind of spliff, OP?
>>61642689
M O G G
Might go for a night drive. Fuck all else to do.
>>61642645
Don't worry, you'll learn in a few hours
>>61642543
too many days of independence from us to keep track of seeing as we created western civilisation as we know it desu
Cunts
>>61642703
Honorificabilitudinitatibus.
>>61642703
Nice.
>>61642773
Need technology advice and think you lads may know better than most. If I wanted a new laptop but as cheap as possible where would I go? Just needs Google Chrome, Word and Skype. Thanks mates.
>>61642773
Will there be mindless chants of USA followed by another insipid and cringe worthy rendition of The Star Spangle Banner?
Looking through old school friends facebook pics.
One guy is fat, has a fat wife, had 3 kids and just generally depresses me to look at.
Yet he looks happy in all his pics. Like he's got something I don't have, but I don't want anything he has.
>>61642810
STOP IT
hello?
>>61642861
I got a good condition used thinkpad T60 on ebay for $100usd and it has 2GB RAM and C2D processor. I spent another $100 and put in an SSD and upgraded to 4GB and it works excellently
>>61642882
Fat arse to fuck every night
time to give a blog post
>be me at 17
>be at a houseparty
>super fit girl two years younger than me
>knows my name and surname
>asks if that is my name
>me: haha... yeah...
>proceed to go to another room
>be me yesterday
>be drinking a few pints
>same girl was out last night
>super fit
>know my name still
ok, she really wants to bang me right?
I sent her a FB request of which she accepted.
do you lads like my new tshirt?
>>61642916
Thanks lad will google that. What is an SSD? Is there a good way to know if the ebay ones are reliable?
pirate scumbags
>>61642882
loooool saw a guy from School the other day
we're 23
He looked 35 lmao. Was almost bald and had a pot-belly
A real 'JUST' scenario.
DO NOT REPLY TO HIM
>>61642909
FUCK OFF NIGEL I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT.
>>61640796
>raws
Vegan poof confirmed
>>61642950
send her a dick pic
>>61642882
He has ignorance
>>61642347
Is that France-saves-my-fat-useless-butt day?
just doxxed caralad
>>61642988
m8, you and I are gonna come to blows in a minute
>>61642970
An SSD is a replacement for the hard drive. It makes the computer a lot faster and they are pretty cheap now. You'll have to reinstall the operating system though
I don't know how to reliably find a good one, I remember when I bought mine it was from someone who sold tons of used ones and had really good reviews
>>61642882
>bullied throughout secondary
>always think "to live well is the best revenge"
>10 years later and the bullies are living better than me
Nature played an awful trick on me.
>literally 3 different /brit/ threads up right now
janny must be cooking his microwave dinner 2bh
brits, thoughts on this one? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7saU_jbio7M
Just told my wife I want to name our firstborn son '190cm Master Race' after an old friend of mine. She's crying in the bedroom. Not the reaction I was hoping for to be perfectly honest.
>>61643053
charge your phone
>>61642989
they're clearly the best longskins
not sure why you would want to inhale all that bleach and gum thats in everything else
>>61642946
>>61642946
>>61642946
UMMMM WE'RE ALL IN HERE
>>61643078
Might look for something put together as not all of that made sense to me and I have a good feeling I would fuck it up if I tried to do it
>>61642458
I once wanked to an old photo of my Mum in a bikini when she was a teenager. Still feel conflicted about it.
>>61642991
might get tinder just for her 2bh
>>61643053
>having 4 reddit flags
grow up
A bit of something different lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNHSYITcPmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9Na0mk4a4g
>>61643126
I mean you can still use it as is but it might be a bit slow
>>61642806
Not me guv it's Hiro's fault
>>61642962
It establishes unequivocally what an immigrant should do to assimilate ... or summat
there's three threads up...
get your shit together janny
I agree with him desu
>>61643135
Back when I was 14 at my grandparents house, I was desperate for a wank and ended up cracking one out to a really old picture of my nan.
She died later that night.
What the fuck is it about lefty cunts that make them so despise our nation and themselves? I'm not talking about your classic, working class socialist lefty who genuinely love this country, I'm talking about the whining, petulant kid who has had less time in the real world than they have sleeping in their mummy's bed. What is in the water in areas such as Scotland and London that pushes them to not only destroy themselves, but the rest of the country along with them? Supporting independence for your very own special snowflake region while at the same time supporting the EU should be classified as a mental illness. Punish the cunts for high treason before our country is irreversibly torn asunder.
>>61643116
No we're not
>>61643196
it's the children who are wrong
the gf
>>61643053
If that is Dutchcaralad, he's good looking.
On the quesadillas again lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCq3CMbqYNo
>>61643196
not very good manners to kill someone and rape their rotting corpse for 2 weeks and then cut it up and eat all the pieces to hide evidence
>>61643213
Ah yes...
PUT YOUR GRASSES ON
NOTHING WILL BE WRONG
janny on lunchbreak
>>61643213
Ahh yes, a viable solution
>>61643053
>mastricht
i'm from and in leiden 2bh also its maastricht
Fjording this thread...
..with no survivors!!
nigel
farage
what a legend
>>61643272
could be a good 2 hours
>>61643100
umm
not my phone sweetie x
anything over two reddit flags is just autismo tier.
>>61642755
I fucking love that but I'm drunk. Doing 100mph down country roads. Went to a lake about 40 miles away last time for some quiet contemplation and look at the stars. But there were two cars full of chavs there at 2am so i left. What were they doing? Dogging or drug dealing or summat. I was scared.
>>61640568
>>61640568
>>61640568
We're all in here
>article 50
>>61643289
poor man's yorkshire dales
>>61643289
cute
>>61643320
FOWC
Night xx
>>61643343
farage is a joke
>>61643302
hope the little runt remembered to clock out for his lunchbreak
>>61643320
>pleb is mad he doesn't have at least 4 flags
lamoing at your life
>>61643229
it's a young lad
>>61643289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOOebk_dKFo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc1RnUS0cSM
D A I L Y
O
S
A
G
E
>>61643366
Fucking weirdo get the fuck out the thread
>>61642773
How do you feel about losing until France (a superpower at the time) stepped in to save you? We were figting you, France, Spain and the Netherlands at the same time. so then you were free to prate about freedom while raping your slaves.
>>61643360
NOT
>>61643354
muh dick
Which part of Iceland is that?
>>61640568
Strewth did you use two shortskins? I can't roll for shit but still. Roach is a lil loose too la'
going to grimsby arcade
might even get laid
why don't you come with me
don't forget to bring 2ps
>>61643419
>being this new
Just cause you feel it, doesn't mean it's there.
>>61643366
more
>>61643211
What the fuck is it about righty cunts that make them so despise their nation and themselves? I'm not talking about your classic, upper-class conservative righty who genuinely love benefit from corrupt, right-wing politicians, I'm talking about the whining, petulant kid who grafts day in day out just to make some super rich prick even richer yet spends all their time obsessing over foreigners. What is in the water in areas such as the north of England, Cornwall and Wales that pushes them not only to destroy themselves, but the rest of the country along with them? Supporting leaving the EU like Wales does whilst having very few immigrants and receiving huge amounts of EU subsidies should be classified as a mental illness. Punish the cunts for supporting this economic suicide before our country is irreversibly torn asunder.
>>61642436
underrated post
>>61643355
is buckingham palace in buckingshire?
>>61643365
>LOOK AT ME GUAIZE IM BRITISH WITH MAH REDDIT FLAGSZZ
>Birmingham
ok rasheed.
>be me
>photographing a wedding last weekend
>bridesmaids arrive in car
>all four obese
>bride's car arrives
>she is also obese
Fuck this fucking country.
>>61643484
normie filth
>>61643289
Yorkshire have fjords?
>>61643354
I envy your volcanos, but everytime one errupts I feel lucky.
>>61643417
the Eyjafjallajökull part
>>61643484
wat car was it
>>61643092
My mouth is literally watering. That is genious.
doing a sarapost
doing a vape
>is buckingham palace in buckingshire?
Why do brits smoke spliffs?
>He only has two reddit flags
What's the point of even installing it?
>>61643484
looool
Was the groom a wirey cuck?
>>61643484
hope you brought your wide angle lens
aaaaaaaaahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa
>>61643529
top slag
>>61643484
claiming my royalty fees for the
>be me
gimmick
hahah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2D8MB5s8Jg
>>61643516
Meant for (you) >>61643352
>>61643529
eyebrows hairier than my arse
>>61643568
Don't know. It annoys the life out of me.
Also hate when cunts mix tobacco in with their green.
Reddit flags went to shit after meme town flags and shitty council flags on a white background. Disabled the script desu
>>61643590
>gaypop
neck yourself
>>61643529
Fun fact: Sara backed Leave to the disgust of her communist pals who liked the EU for some mysterious reason
>>61643529
Vintage /brit/ meme. I like it. I remember when they caught us being peeping toms and one posted here and another was screenshotting our posts and posting them on twitter.
>>61643529
where is this photo from? havent saw her posted in ages
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxkUzUr2L-U
ah yes
>>61643638
source?
>>61643590
cute
Reddit flags went to shit after Antics
>>61643629
this
all because that singaporean paki who hijacked the extension
>>61643627
You don't need that much weed to get you high. Smoking pure uses too much weed.
Invest in a good glass pipe or something.
>>61643660
She actually did say she was supporting Leave on Twitter the absolute madwoman.
>>61643638
>disgust of her communist pals who liked the EU for some mysterious reason
holy fucking shit her friends are fucking retards they literally have never picked up a marx book in their fucking life FUCKING REEEEEEEEE.
>>61643638
I swear all of them made their accounts private.
what is actually wrong with her?
Haha
Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism
>>61643629
Yeah, council flags was a step too far. I think the guy who develops it is a Yank and doesn't know that they're essentially just logos for an organisation rather than flags, someone should tell him and get them removed.
Not me though. I can't remember my github pw.
remember that time germany lost two world warsi n a row haha those were the days..
What the fuck did you just say to me you xenophobic racist? I’ll have you know I stayed in my room the whole day for the EU Referendum, and I’ve been retweeting numerous hashtags on #Remain, and I have signed over 300 confirmed petitions. I am educated in metropolitan university degrees and I’m the only rational voice in the entire EU debate. You are nothing to me but just another racist. I will ignore your vote the fuck out with selective democracy the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with out-voting the Remainers in the Real World? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Remanians across /brit/ and your old, white, xenophobic buttocks are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, Leaver. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your exercising your democracy. You’re fucking dead, oldie. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can downvote you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in ignoring referendum results, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the UK Petitions website and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your racist bottoms off the face of the European continent, you racist moron. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, oldie.
>>61643733
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson
>>61643751
>Cornish
Who?
>>61643524
A big fucking car.
https://twitter.com/sara_davidson
found her
>>61643736
Wonder if she's fingered herself thinking about Jezza's bristly white beard scratching against her fanny as he eats her out.
(she has)
Gwing fra Liedown
VOTE ASAP HEHE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658472
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658472
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658472
>>61643801
Excellent detective work there Lou
>>61643568
We don't have Oxycontin.
>>61643801
>lover of literature & @TomHammond6
>>61643751
Must be the thought of all those pasties, ey?
>>61643775
>>61643796
It will be private in one day
>>61643813
this post was drafted, written, revised, edited and published by me
>>61643752
Nope. it's a Singaporean paki. He sits in the /flag/tism threads all day and makes 99% of the commits now, as well as trying to enforce "policies" on the extension.
You can speak to him in this thread but he won't change it back.
>>61642113
Here's the "policy" he made and refuses to change.
https://github.com/flaghunters/Extra-Flags-for-4chan/issues/383
Worth noting that this guy doesn't even own the project, just hijacked it.
apology for poor english
where were you when france avenged britain
i was at home when giroo ringed
"5-2"
"yes"
and you?????
could you all fuck off
cheers
>>61643575
He was a little chinless, baldy cuck.
>>61643693
I have a bong m8. It's just when I'm out and about with people they always roll their disgusting half caste joints and I hate the taste of tobacco.
>>61643801
https://twitter.com/sheplaysalone
Nice one lad
>>61643752
See >>61643685 it's some mega autist Singaporean paki who's half life literally revolves around collecting and discussing reddit flags. It's actually rather disturbing
willy is remarkably stiff
>>61643885
please
>>61643828
I can see my contemporaries aren't taking this poll seriously despite the fact that I did (thus being the reason I voted football).
In respect of this information - I will be refusing to vote on any more strawpolls for the remainder of the evening.
Sincerely, Jonathan.
Kent
>>61643910
https://twitter.com/slaggiertits
waheeeeeeeeyy got the full set
>>61643813
kek
took me a while to get that
>>61643751
Went to Newquay for a few days last year. Had some pasties. Literally no better than a Greggs pastie. Cornish nationalism a shit.
>>61643895
Classic xD
>>61643885
merci :3
I finally watched Drive last night. Why did he bother with the mask when going to find Nino? Nino doesn't even see his face at any point after The Kid starts to go for revenge.
>>61643978
>french
>blonde
remember when aisha posted on /brit/ hahaha that was a daring synthesis of meme magic and hope desu
doing mdma on my own again lads hahahahah
>>61644004
Umm, it's nemo
*shags you up the arse as a laugh*
Life is shit and not worth living unless you're good looking or wealthy
>>61643885
Ta gueule enculé
>>61640568
Fucking shit spliff edition. My mum rolls better than that effort.
>>61643910
good work
>>61643959
need some hax0rs or social engineers to get their new pics
>>61644004
>my hands are dirty
>so am I
wtf was he autistic???
>>61644034
Why you mentalist
>>61644039
>The Kid went Finding Nemo
Damn... that movie really was too deep for me.
What's the prettiest city/town in UK?
may = thatcher lite
>>61644073
i wank to shemale self facials with a buttplug in my arse but i'm not gay
>>61644014
Plenty of blonde Frenchmen
>>61644033
was top bants
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658539
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658539
http://www.strawpoll.me/10658539
>>61644110
alri amer
>>61644043
*spends the next few days alleviating the pain of a busted arse*
haha top banter
>>61644062
Just make a fake profile and get a few followers and random fake tweets on it and then request to follow them
>>61644102
Edinburgh
>>61644102
Slough
>>61643885
Look frogla. England football is always shit. We put are hearts into Iceland after they beat us.
Now you killed that.
You destroyed something beautiful.
Still don't mind you cunts.
>>61643850
>revolutionary feminist
>boyfriends name in bio like she belongs to him
lol so independent
>>61644044
lies
i'm good looking and it's still not worth living
>Theresa May oversaw the introduction of harsh and discriminatory income thresholds for the non-EU spouses of British citizens. These ridiculous rules discriminate against people in poorer communities, and against women. May's draconian crackdown has left tens of thousands of British families with the awful choice of living in exile from their own country, or living apart/splitting up.
>In April 2016 Theresa May oversaw the introduction of new rules to deport non-EU workers from the UK for the "crime" of earning less than £35,000 per year. Thus people who have come to the UK to work and contribute to society as teachers, nurses, care workers, other health specialists, engineers, IT experts and all manner of other professions face being thrown out of the UK because the Tories believe that anyone who earns below £35,000 (the vast majority of workers in the UK, immigrant or not) is useless scum.
The another angry voice cuck has absolutely blown a gasket lads haha
>>61644102
>>61644102
Cambridge, actually
Me on the left
selected soup as body of water on the captcha and they accepted it
absolute madmen
>>61644033
Why would she post on a right wing website when she's a communist?
>>61644150
her name is also in the bf's bio
quite cute tbf
>>61644102
York is ruined by the arrogant students
Posh thickos who couldn't get into Oxbridge
>>61644152
Because you're autistic and had a shit upbringing, or you just overestimate yourself like everyone does
>>61644102
lincoln
>>61644196
she a sucka for capitalist d
Got 4 hearts and 2 fried eggs left lads, anyone want them?
I'm a wealthy 10/10 with a magnetic personality and I'm necking myself tomorrow.
>>61644209
they should make another York
>>61644146
Holy fuck, I forgot about Edinburgh, if there is a big version of this, it will be my desktop background for a good while.
>>61643801
I found this fucking weeks ago
Didn't know it was public now
>>61644195
well technically it's not wrong
I Fi i ik i i i i i i i i i fI kI iI Ii k Im
My grandmother offered me her garage and some money to start a business buying and selling cars lads
Shall I go for it?
>>61644210
none of that
i'm just unhappy no matter what happens
>>61644102
Grimsby
>>61644123
All those people clicking "1", you'll stay virgins forever.
>Holy fuck, I forgot about Edinburgh, if there is a big version of this, it will be my desktop background for a good while.
>>61644153
It's gonna be a good 4 years
Everyone keeps comparing her to Merkel but she definitely is nothing like her on immigration
>>61644230
nah, I wear mine on my sleeve hehe
lads tell me interesting stories about characters from your family history
>>61644261
>garage
foy
>>61644200
he probably beat her until she did it and then after said "look i did it too dont worry lass hahahahaha people will really think we love each other hahahahaha"
>>61644237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6EyDR0ChYw
>>61644261
take the money and spend it on weed
420 blazeeeeee it
>>61644261
Is it like an actual garage that sells cars or the one on the side of her house?
>>61644261
Yeah, fleece the old bint for all she's worth.
>>61644102
>>61644238
its always been public
>>61644237
thats the only nice photo of edinburgh
dismal town
