Muslim Brotherhood edition
>>61636166
Muslims should be slaughtered.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>61638043
throwing a rock the size of gibraltar in a glasshouse there pal
>>61638043
Begorrah lads, the sassnach are onto us!
Shut it down!
>>61636166
Did he not rip up his irish passport in front of a crowd in cairo?
>Ibrahim Halawa
No more Irish a name than that to be sure to be sure, we must help our fellow Gael in his time of need!
>>61639320
No, some Newstalk pundit faggot literally made that up out of thin air
>>61639486
>Gael
>Normans
>Vikings
>Angloirish
Sure aren't we a nation of different ethnicities anyway?
>>61639779
>Normans
>Vikings
>Angloirish
None of these are Irish really.
>>61640172
Normans became more Irish than Irish etc. etc., Vikings assimiliated, anglo Irish basically assimiliated and they produced some good minds so they're Irish, people like Yeats for example.
Not so sure about the other foreigners though .Don't really trust them, they're upto something.
>>61640241
Anglo-Irish didn't really assimilate, some of them just became Gaelaboos. Glad we convinced a good few to leave by outlawing divorce.
Hope he gets the death penalty
>>61640305
>outlawing divorce.
god that was great
the prod butthurt was massive
>>61640172
normans are the only truly irish foreigners
vikings left after they got btfo by are brian and anglo-irish left or continued whinging in the north or in their mansions until this day
>>61642263
is he that guy in prison in egypt
Hi guys :)
Love being part of the British Isles.
Why aren't you guys writing in Irish?
Why is Dublin so shit?
>>61645830
It gives me a huvudvärk
>>61645846
all cities are shit
t. lives in one
>>61645903
ignore the haitian spammer pls
@61645938
t. spammer that posts more shit than him
>a saxon replies to my post
Lets get some tunes going
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7HahVwYpwo
why cant the spacker just kill himself
>>61646548
https://youtu.be/hQDxQKxsKvc
>>61646548
https://youtu.be/ZQoJvI8XUa0
>>61646636
>>61646656
wow so bad.
tunes like >>61646548
and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA
>>61646656
great tune
>>61647267
Look lad. I want to buy 50 acres of forested area in the US, don't particularly care where as long as it is cheap. I've heard stories of lads getting this amount of land for 40,000 dollars. Is this possible? Do I have to be a citizen?
>>61647267
Also happy independence day
>>61647395
theres cheap af land in montana, alaska, idaho, maine, wyoming and other wilderness countries
you could get a good amount of forested land for 5 grand. 50 acres is nothing in wilderness areas.
immigration will be difficult as shit though. once youve got a greencard tho citizenship is np
>>61647447
not independence day yet (time zones)
What's the main difference between Irish and Scot?
>>61647635
Alright thanks for the info lad, much appreciated.
>>61647635
on citizenship
basically you have to live here 5 years, speak english, do a test on the political system, history and geography of america (all fairly easy) and say "ameriga fug yeah :DDDD"
i havent done it yet cos ive only been here three years but thats the general gist
>>61647724
np
>>61647683
scotland is a heroin cuck shithole
irish are the most powerful race in the world
>>61647748
btw getting into the country in the first place is a bitch
theres a reason why theres thousands of illegal irish immigrants in new york
>>61647797
Any tips on getting in?
>>61647821
none sadly
im only here cos my mam married a citizen and it took her 2 years and thousands of euros
it wont be easy at all so you have to be sure its what you want
if i wanted wilderness land to live in i'd personally go to russia or maybe finland or sweden
>>61647821
Get a travel visa, get a job in some dreadful Irish bar, don't leave.
>>61647821
if you have some sort of in demand higher education just find a job and you'll get in. If not you'd be better off moving to mexico and hopping the border at some point. There's no in-between.
>>61647929
irish citizens dont need a visa to enter america
we are automatically granted tourist visas
thats how the illegals get in, they just dont leave
>>61647975
>moving to mexico and hopping the border
dont need to do that see
>>61647977
or if he didnt have a visa for some reason canada would be much easier
>>61648003
hnm apparently its near impossible to immigrate to america
you can marry a citizen, get a h1-b visa (which means you have to have 3rd level education and get a company to sponsor you) or win the visa lottery (virtually impossible)
makes me think
Cuccboi pronounced koosh-bwa refers adherents of the age old tradition of french Huguenot protestants who in their attempt to avoid the brutal persecution levied against them by the catholic ancien regime, allowed local petty nobility unfettered sexual access to their wives. The reason why they did this is because they feared for their fine goose fat and paté production, which the papist elites often threatened by suggesting new tariffs implementation.
However under reign of King Louis IV (le Roi-Soleil) the practice was outlawed and had to be continued underground, luckily after the French Revolution, Rosseau and Napoleon re-instated the practice claiming that its suppression was another case of tyranny under the ancien-regime and that Protestants inalienably had the right to have their wives tended to by other men.
In 1793 upon the dawn of Haitian revolution, cuccboi planters in Haiti struck an allegiance with the slave rebellion leader Touissant Louverture (the agreement was upheld by Jean-Jacquelines Dessalines upon Haitian independence), citing that in exchange for protection of their indigo producing estates and plantations from both rebel-led violence (but interestingly not rape) but also protection against potential attacks by the catholic government, the cuccbois would sign sexual contract with the black haitian ex-slaves, regarding their wives.
An interesting sidenote is that Haitian-descended Alexandre Dumas was well renowned in Cuccboi circles for his apparent prowess with the wives of Cuccbois and actually the theme and story of the 3 musketeers was a homage to trials and tribulations of 3 Cuccbois, a fact often overlooked and downplayed in line with Napoleonic code sensibilities.
The cuccboi treatise were amended throughout french colonial empire to include all black men by ‘Le Grande Assemblie des Cuccbois’ in 1840. Since that day cuccbois have sought refuge, protection and sexual satisfaction (for their wives) from black men..
>>61648213
enib
>>61636166
>there are terrorists younger than I
shit
>>61648461
theres 5 year old terrorists
>>61648213
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0DfIBChtF63
>>61648678
Excellent
>>61648678
brilliant
at what level does pikachu evolve lads
>>61647683
Scotland is about 30 IQ points higher on average.
>>61649116
you just need the thundercock or whatever
>>61636166
Why is the sandniggers passport only valid for 1 year?
Do they not get trusted with 10 year passports in case the join ISIS?
Where's benzolad nowadays?
With the spread of the French language across Europe, particularly Dublin, Ireland where it is considered the language of the elite, the cuccboi lifestyle gained popularity.
One of the foremost proponents of the cuccboi lifestyle was Trinity College Dublin, with notable cuccboi alumni such as Oscar Wilde, Bram Stoker and Jonathan Swift. There were said to be underground theatres where cuccbois could bring their wives to be satisfied sexually, by a bull of Nigerian origin.
It was in Dublin where being a cuccboi gave connotations that it was a fetish for the elites in society. However this is not the case in modern times, we are increasingly seeing young white middle class males seeking Nigerian immigrants on websites such as craigslist dublin to sleep with their wives and girlfriends.
>>61649211
The passport is an emergency passport. After the disgusting Mohammedan ripped up his own, he made is dog sisters get him an emergency one.
>>61649426
Trinners?
>>61649604
yea
the 12th of july is coming
>>61649663
dont believe you
>>61649797
ok
who are you?
>>61649700
your own fault for being a filthy papist
>>61649865
who are you?
guess
>>61649882
tommy
howth you cunt
>>61649897
wrong
>>61649426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CT7KDpCWtL
>>61649404
dead in a bog
>>61649931
You've got a shite accent mate.
>>61649931
Cheers lad sounds good
>>61649929
fcuking juniper u sad cunt
>>61650080
nope
>>61650027
youve said
i like my accent though
>>61650131
give me a hint you fuck
>>61650158
are u in the skype shitpostying cew
>>61650134
Literally nobody here likes you micked, you're unironically on the spectrum and you don't realize it
>go to Ireland for soccer match between Ireland-Poland
>meet cute blonde bartender named Coimhe working at Avica stadium
>ask her how to pronounce her name
>"Keeva"
Literally what the fuck guys
>>61650184
i like him lad, he is sound
>>61650184
actually im fairly well liked
dont let this eejit and /brit/ spammers convince you otherwise
>>61650177
no
im going to bed
>>61650212
goodnight
>>61649868
you on the right
>>61650198
without googling it vocaroo us siobhán, aoife, maebh and fiach
>>61650207
>actually im fairly well liked
KEK literally laughed out loud
>>61650234
im gonna play protestant boys on the tin whistle just for you in a few
happy 12th :^)
>>61650239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nBbDrCqQxp
>>61650239
meadhbh
>>61650198
It's Caoimhe and pronounced kweeva
>>61650274
bit sad
>>61650277
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07QvrVKKoHP
>>61650315
fiach is fee-ach
>>61650244
getting a bit sad now
remember when you invited brits over just so people would agree with you?
cmon lad
>>61650277
kek
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05YKGlZsqnR
>>61650349
Vocaroo it. I said it the same way you spelled it out phonetically.
>>61650315
>cant pronounce /x/
bit sad
>>61650308
well i cant play it right now (cant read music so i need to do it by ear)
BE WARNED HOWEVER
ill have it by the 12th
>>61650400
ch is pronounced like this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gExHG2o6tp
>>61650451
FOY
>>61650382
>remember when you invited brits over just so people would agree with you?
no lol you retard no one else who isn't a paedophile likes you
>>61650493
kek i remember it, dont deny it
>>61650481
it should be "fuck off someone who can pronounce irish names correctly" or at least fuck off kraut (cos i know that sound from speaking german)
>>61650451
Dude, no vibration. It's a sibilant. If it doesn't sound smooth like an F or S, you're doing it wrong.
>>61650451
Why is it different for Fiachra? I assumed it would be the same.
>>61650580
thats how its pronounced in german
maybe portuguese is different but its not like that in irish
>>61650599
it isnt, people just cant pronounce the ch.
its fia/x/ra but the /x/ sound doesnt exist in english so anglophones dont say it
>>61650580
also no its not a sibilant, its a frixtave
youre thinking of a completely different sound
>>61650633
Sound sample:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FiBUTr1W0I
>Achlaut, macht, *cha, *ra
Using German because Portuguese is too messy as example for that.
>>61650708
Fricative, my bad. [I forgot only [s], [ʃ] and the likes are considered sibilants].
Yours sounds more like an uvular trill than a velar fricative, though, at least in that recording.
>>61650788
you seem to be pronouncing it as a /ç/ rather than an /x/ from what i hear
but then the last example you give it sounds like a /x/
maybe youre right but im pretty sure that im pronouncing it correctly since im somewhat native (i learned it as a child but forgot a good bit) in german
maybe the mysterious swiss soul causes me to pronounce it wrong thougj
>>61650788
gave ur ma am
an uvular trill
>>61649931
lmao you sound like a northerner
>>61650931
>northerners
>rhotic
unless you mean scouse, or you mixed up the north and the west country
>>61650788
and its definitely not a uvular trill (which i think is the only hard r i know how to do, although i could be wrong)
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0D4arqVjFVi
>>61650863
I made sure to pronounce it velar, not palatal.
>>61650868
Did she get bored at you "rrrrrrrrrrrr" like a rrrrrrrrrrretard?
>>61650991
Both sound like trills for me, to be honest.
>>61650991
No I mean you sound like you're from the North of Ireland. At least you don't sound like a pikey tho, which some Irish unironically do.
t. doesn't know shit about Irish accents
>>61651023
nah she spunked all over me knob like the durty hoor she is
>>61651024
>north of ireland
holy shit thats the worst accent guess ive ever heard
im from laois, and my accent has german influence
>english education
>>61651023
if theyre both velar it must be your mike then, cos most of them sound palatal to me
IRISHMEN AND IRISHWOMEN: In the name of God and of the dead generations from which she receives her old tradition of nationhood, Ireland, through us, summons her children to her flag and strikes for her freedom.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0UBQrihO9Xx
>>61651151
I pronounced both "achlaut" and "macht" as velar, so maybe it's my mic indeed.
reminder that if you dont pronounce whore, poor, cook and cuckold like http://vocaroo.com/i/s1q6nFpL8g4A youre a durty english basterd
>>61651190
trying to remember where your accrnts from
nirth or south dublin?
>>61651190
OIRSH MEN AND WIMIN, IN DE NAME OF DE SWEET BABI JESUS N MODA MARY.. You get the idea. I can actually do a pretty slick Irish accent tho.
What really makes YOU think /southernireland/ ?
>>61651314
lets hear it then nigel and we can laugh at your attempt
>loud bangs outside my house
lads am i gonna get shot by terrorists
>>61651311
Why assume Dublin?
>>61651351
next time matey, off to bed now, and I can't wake up the old lady anyway. Happy Easter for a few hours time tho x
>>61651425
dunno why
am i wrong
i know your accent but cant place it
maybe limerick
>>61651314
kek
>>61651425
>>61651450
sounds like Dublin to me desu senpai, that being the one accent I can place, along with Northern (as I said I didn't think you were Northern.. just a certain twang to it.)
>>61651482
it must be north dublin if you think its from there, but he doesnt sound like a south dubliner
or maybe we're both wrong
>>61645701
>Viking left
This is literally false. Read a fucking book, or at least a Wikipedia page.
>>61651498
I wouldn't know the difference, but one of my pals studied at Trinity and met a whole mess of Dubliners through him.
all rook the same, all sound the same..
OK legitimately time for bed
>>61651522
i know south dublin accents better than north dublin (i have relatives with it so i have a good frame of reference for it) but if its not just a weird mixed one he's feom north dublin
>>61651482
Gimme something to read
>>61651585
sing a nation once again
>>61651607
>a nation once again
Something other than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1y09JlMM3I
STAYING LATE FOR
I
R
A
>>61651623
hmmmmmm i dunno then
maybe sing the old orange flute
>>61651653
вe вaзинт бългapиянз 'н шийeeeт мyхфyггa
>>61651688
OH Do FOLLOW ME UP TO CARLOW
or join the british army
>>61651688
бyгapитe ce тaтapи ниe нe cмe
>>61636166
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNq9jP3AIG0
>>61651722
нo cпик фйpoмиян copи
и нo йy ap ceйинг зeй ap тaтapз зo
aлeкcaндep вac a гpик
>>61651799
хaн цap caмyил вac a тaтap диacпopa фpeнд
>>61651858
aнд йy ap a бългap :^)
>>61651899
нo им нoт цигaн
>>61651934
фйpoмия из a мeйд yп кyнтшpи фeйc ит
>>61651712
Another paragraph of the proclamation.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cP6o8kw97i
>>61652008
you dont like singing then
>>61652090
I can't sing atall
>>61652008
are yiubtryung to do an american accrnt here?
in hugely confused now
>>61652107
No?
>>61652294
hmm
you sound VERY weird
