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おつ
>>61626635
Help a gay人 out
Help him the FUCK out
>>61626848
おつ!
>>61626848
ブスだけど外国人が好きそうな顔だな
nippon
>>61626935
Its way easier (and cheaper) to enroll in your local university and then study in Japan for one or two years, then directly attending a uni there
>Someone mentioned gay……
tropico 5 is such a shitty fucking game
you can't even use cheat codes to cheat and actually enjoy the game
korean bad people i men france kill korea bad, japan best
>>61626848
彼女は誰ですか?
>>61627100
The uni system here makes it way harder in the end though
Id rather rely on my gpa and japanese skills instead of studying like dogs for the exam here
>>61627156
Thanks to F, this is homo thread now
>>61627173
>file name
>>61627140
boku no tropico
>>61627187
well I have to admit that I dont know jackshit about the turkish university-system but as I wrote, it can be pretty expensive to live there, since the fees for unis are amazingly high. If you can manage that financially, then sure go ahead tho
http://20to4000.hatenablog.com/entry/2016/06/12/160858
アダルトVRフェスタに行ってきた話
>>61627331
>since the fees for unis are amazingly high.
I admit I've only looked at Kyodai but compared to western universities it seems cheap as fuck
I don't think finance matters my family has supported my overseas ambition since i was like 10
Im just curious if it really will be easier than getting into a good US university
The slightest thought I've given into it says yes since nobody would look for a japanese university when us and uk exist, i just wanted a simple confirmation
Thanks for replying germanon you're based
>>61627431
ブログタイトルいいね
>>61627597
中身はクソつまらんけどな
>>61627431
>>61627491
>Im just curious if it really will be easier than getting into a good US university
Looked into attending Waseda once and studied as a exchange student at one of the old nine imperial universities. As a foreign student it can be a lil bit easier for sure. These nine + Hitotsubashi, Waseda and Tokyo Institute of Technology are good enough, but ofc having attended the badass unis in the US or the UK is probably easier for attending jobs later
What's the difference between an English teacher in Japan and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four.
>>61627491
>I admit I've only looked at Kyodai but compared to western universities it seems cheap as fuck
it's actually not free in japan, you have to pay to go to university m8
>>61627666
腕相撲マシーンかな?
>>61627711
Damn that actually makes Japan a viable option
I think I'd actually save money considering the alcohol prices
>>61627772
As far as unis that cost money go, Japan seems to be the cheapest
UK and US unis also cost money you know
I knew that Germany has free universities, is it the case in France as well?
>>61627666
どうせバーチャルなんだからどうして一番つまらない性行為、すなわち手コキをシミュレーションする機械を作っただろうか。もっと羽を外してもいいのに
>>61627711
>These nine
Im dumb, its seven now
You guys are a bunch of cuties (=^.^=)
Okay so I have a stupid question. I am following the instructions in the OP and I installed Anki and imported the Hiragana deck. However it does not show the stroke diagram. What am I doing wrong?
Is this some bug? I am on linux btw.
>>61628064
Not a bug
I think you have to download that seperately
>>61627765
not bad
https://soundcloud.com/noisey/sets/up-tight-st-lp
good afternoon, my internet is finally working again
btw would anyone like me to post some of rila's new pics of her in traditional japanese dress?
What's the definition of successful English teacher in Japan?
his/her gf/bf is millionaire.
>>61627187
Entry will be much harder then somewhere else.
At least that's what I have found out about the Tokyo U international computer science program.
>>61628240
You mean harder compared to US and UK?
I kinda find that hard to believe
>>61628106
Well the weird part is: when I try to edit the cards it actually displays the stroke diagram. Just not when I am trying to practice. I think I am using it wrong.
>>61626797
先入観じゃない?
arroz con leche とか rice pudding は簡単に作れるお米のお菓子
who wants to be my friend?
>>61627953
一番簡単だからやろ
>>61628345
DISREGARD THE FACT THAT I SUCK COCKS!
Yeah I was definately using it wrong. I forgot to scroll the window down.
>>61628240
Depends on the Uni and the area of your studies.
The requirements for foreign studies kinda varies between the unis.
>>61628378
スレをまたいでまでその的外れなレスをする意味はあった?
>>61628520
>studies
*students
>>61628488
How did you fix it?
I never used the orders of anki when studying rtk just looked at the book instead
>>61628329
I have not looked at us or uk universities,
but the entry tests (for the graduate program I wish to attend) aren't easy; meaning I would have to relearn a lot of shit.
>>61628520
The one that interests me is tokyo U.
And while the requirements are certainly achievable, simple it is not.
とんでもなく臭いうんこが出ると、自分ももう若くはないんだなと感じる
>>61628862
It wasn't broken. I just forgot I could scroll down.
TIL 1 in 200 Japanese women have been in JAV....
>>61628873
>The one that interests me is tokyo U.
Well for Tokyo U. its not really surprising since its the best or maybe second University in Japan (Asia?)
>>61628873
As far as I know A-level (for UK) is tough shit and US requires you to have extracurricular activities to a degree (SAT also has a tough English section (since you are taking the same exam as the native speakers)
The only extracurricular activities i have are studying japanese listening to music and watching movies
omg rofl you should really add this guy on Skype:
t20weeks
>>61629058
Those fucked up parantheses are embarassing
Whatever
>>61628895
耳の裏ゴシゴシして素晴らしいフレグランスを感じたら
君も立派なオッサンの仲間入り
>>61628961
>TIL
harro reddito
pls post your country foods
>You are on a walk, when you see a jap hanging off the edge of a cliff
>Harro! Helpu meeee!
What do you do?
>>61629489
>>61629565
美味そう
>>61629565
Oh, with Wine ?
>>61629489
Rate my wonderful handwriting.
>>61629541
Asking if he is trying extreme sudoku
>>61629905
Sehr gut
>>61629838
美味しいの?
>>61629838
i was literally going to post this lmao
>>61629905
do you have a degree?
Hello I read a list on a random website that stated Tokyo as one of the easiest cities in the world to have sex with hot girls.
What do you all think?
![osetinskie-pirogi12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/n5vskbM.jpg "osetinskie-pirogi12[1].jpg")
>>61629489
Had an Osetian pie for the first time today (potato and cheese), was pretty good
>>61630915
ペリメニって美味しいの?
>>61630915
>potato and cheese
Ohhh...
>>61631052
まあ、美味しくないでもありません
>>61630906
If I went there and try to confirm I'd just make myself unhappy, so I prefer going with the illusion.
>>61631149
この組み合わせは嫌いですか?
I really like nature
What are some of the best places in Japan to visit for beautiful nature?
>>61631411
合わないわけがない!
素晴らしい組み合わせです。
>>61631426
fukushima
no human
>>61631426
>>61631426
hokkaido, fukuoka
Senpai, you told me I'm welcome itt and you would like to see me here. I'm three days already looking for you and you still haven't noticed me! Are you blind? Stop watching hentai and drinkind beer you baka!
>t. your kohai
>>61628404
>>61631508
With less cancer, please
>>61631529
Thanks
>>61631426
Pic: "Shizuoka" prefecture.
mybye..
>>61628404
Nobody wants to be friend with germcuck, nobody
>>61631761
mybye to you too
>>61631426
I recommend Kumano kodou
>>61631783
sorry, #"maybe"
>>61631529
> fukuoka
>nature
no
>>61631508
hehe
heres rila at the Bon festival
id like to go, dressing up in traditional dress looks like a fun way to experience japan's culture
>>61628404
>>61631622
Jokes aside, Fukushima has a lot of beautiful nature scenery too and based castle.
>>61631761
I think so, according to google
Thank you
>>61631814
Thank you too, it looks great
everybody loved germany 2 years ago when we won the world cup
but wtf everyone hates germany now
>>61631891
3万かぁ、安いね。
>>61631622
Shirakami sanchi is one of natural world heritage.
How about this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOW-t2n8itM
I have reclaimed China as a rightful part of the great Japanese Empire.
>>61631926
I'll look into it then, thanks
>>61631953
It looks great, thanks
>>61631937
Has anybody ever liked germany?
Too many reiches, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, now 4th with the eu
>>61631961
Which game?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bhxvdl0RV-0
I want to go to wakayama someday.
Alright I have memorized the vowels and the k row of hiragana.
I can actually read this now: けいかく
>>61632108
Hearts of iron 4
>>61632228
So your studying is going all according to plan then?
>>61632099
>>61631937
i like germany
>>61632255
That one is out already? Nice!
>>61632293
Yes. Memes aside, I am surprised with how quick I managed this. I am expecting it to go to shit after this though. Practice, practice and practice.
>>61632331
Yeah, but the minor nations play pretty much the same now. Only Poland has unique national focuses.
貴方はファックボイだよ
>>61632392
I don't know, I've only been at it for a week or so
がんばって ネテルランドさん
72% of team eliminations with dva
wtf I love Korea again
Netherlands is オランダ in japanese.
ファックマイボイプーシ
>>61632840
Thank you.. but can you tell me why it is?
why is it so hard to get a Japanese boyfriend?
>>61632972
yes please
>>61632997
Why is Holland called Netherlands in the first place?
>>61633007
japanese boys are really shy
you have to be gentle when your stroke the boipucci
>>61633038
Thank you so much.
>>61633086
you are welcome gozaimasu
>>61633053
>Holland
oh right
ホランダ, well almost
>>61633053
Because holland is only a province of the netherlands. To call the Netherlands holland would be kind of like calling texas the entirety of the United States.
Do adult men in japan openly admit to watching anime or is it just as shamefur as in the west?
>>61633053
>>61633206
If you wanna shag some sheilas don't admit to watching cartoons
![1315879414388s[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2Pbf0uw.jpg "1315879414388s[1].jpg")
ﾎﾞｲﾌﾟｼ
>>61633079
I think the Japanese boys are all scared because I'm big and they don't think white girls like them
Japanese boys are so cute but they don't like me :(
>>61633359
how big is big
>>61633500
8 inches
>>61633500
I don't mean tall (I'm 169cm)
I mean breast and body-wise. I'm not overweight but Japanese girls are so tiny that I look fat compared to them
百円あげるから誰かおっぱいをさらして
>>61633873
はい、どうぞ
>>61633873
んー、三百円なら
>>61632228
Good job, anon.
Keep up the good work.
>>61634039
おお!
美しい!
>>61633873
ノルウェー人の女の子は巨乳ですか?
>>61634130
大きさは様々だよ
>>61633680
wait are you really a girl?
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そいそいそいそいそい!
AKA: I kind of studied the third row of hiragana. Shitposting soon!
Alternatively: Someone who is really excited about soy sauce
>>61634263
no...
>>61634461
rate this fair skin
so where can I find normal Japanese guys who speak English?
I tried Reddit but they don't speak English
>>61634978
ask in /cp/ thread
>>61634978
try hellotalk if you haven't
>>61635179
disgusting
>>61635225
ok thanks
lets settle this one and for all ninhonjin
which one do you like better?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10656666
>>61635332
rila if i'm honest
tao doesn't look very japanese
Studied the fourth row of hiragana. That is about as far as Anki let's me go for today. I could go further but it is getting late and I am tired.
Will do more tomorrow after work.
Have a cat for now
さっきコンビニ行ったら暑い暑い
>>61637183
>4am
>暑い
マジ?キツイな
>>61637239
ちょっと歩いただけで汗かいた
パニックパークってアーケードゲームを知ってますか?
子供のころ、サマーハウスの近くにあったゲーセンにいつもプレイした、超楽しかった。
今日、日本番組に見たから、またプレイしたくなくなった
でもイタリアにはもう1台もないかな。。。
>>61637324
ノルウェーに生まれてよかった
>>61637324
BCに生まれてよかった
>>61637355
夏に日本にくる外国人はあほだよ
>>61637348
イタリア君、これが33才なんて信じられないんだけどイタリアの女性はみんなこんななの?
僕には50才くらいに見える
ちなみにそのゲームは知らない
>>61637348
見たことない
>>61637418
バンクーバーって暑いんだ
>>61637483
これw
なぜ夏に行くのか
>>61637483
夏では皆アホになる
インターネットでもリアル世界でも
>>61637690
夏は暑いけど湿気が少ない
そして夜になると割と涼しくなる
>>61637713
でも夏に白人けっこう見る 冬はあんまり見ないのに
>>61635332
>>61634978
conversationexchange.com
>mfw I watched the last episode of Kabaneri
>>61637886
寒いところはあんまり人気じゃないからなw
ぼくは日本に行ったら秋や冬が楽しそう
looks like I found a new gf
>>61637622
まぁ、よっぽどそんな感じかな
もっと若いそうな人があるけど、そんな年齢でも
日本の女は年を重ねても白人より若そう、それが世界中の有名な事実です
>>61637348
ricordare nel 1998. Ci potrebbero infatti a Napoli?
![1357863911390[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4GhOdNY.jpg "1357863911390[1].jpg")
>>61638109
>mfw
>>61638507
was it this season's guilty crown?
wtf I hate her now
peru what do you study?
what do you eat every day? do you enjoy sweets and dessert?
>>61638913
you only care about that soccer player though
>>61637818
>>61638161
海外旅行するならやっぱ冬だね
>>61638965
no. I have 3 football player gfs, but I know we will never be together
I have to look for a real gf now but it's hard because everyone is a normie
>>61638913
Koreanischen Frauen ist verdammt Süchtigen als brasilianische Frauen
>>61639245
lel wieso benutzt du google translate und schreibst nicht einfach auf englisch
>>61637622
>>61638302
シャブ中じゃないの?覚醒剤やってそう
>>61638302
なるほど、西洋人が相手に年齢を聞かない理由がわかった気がする
>>61639245
Korea is Latin of asia
>>61639069
同感
他の観光者が少ないとぼっちな旅行がもっと楽しむ
>>61639389
cheap hookers?
>>61639334
今日もウィンブルドンに出てた有名な選手だよ
>覚醒剤やってそう
僕もそう思ったけどもしそうなら大会に出場出来なかったはず
今日は桃色遊戯という単語を覚えた。
Ohayo!
>>61639896
nihon u r NEET
u must go back to sleep
>>61639816
いやらしそうな言葉たと思って調べたらいやらしい言葉でした
>>61638913
>expect person who find a girlfriend
fixed it
bitte :)
>>61639607
and many faggots in gayhill. Same as spain or italia or brazil
>>61639643
顔にブツブツあるのがヤバい
機械的と有機は両方、機の漢字に基づいているのにまったく逆な意味というのはどういうわけ?
>>61639988
I wish this was true
she's probably a normie anyway so it's ok
>>61640024
i heard waygooks cannot get korean hookers. is it true
where does one find korean hookers anyway. quality kpop ones, not fat and old ones in itaewon
huehuehuehuhehuehueh
>>61640135
有機生命体は微小機械の集合体です
>>61639896
Ohayo gozaimasu, anonymous nihonjin.
いま起きた
仕事いきたくねえええええええええ
>>61640135
>有機
>機械
この違い
>>61639245
ビョンシンセキ ドイツオ ゾンナモッハネ
ナガジュグセヨ。シバノマ
>>61639327
Instead sorry. He is fucking son of jong un
>>61640207
huehuehuehurhue
>>61640353
仕事ください
>>61640135
有機は「有機」
機械は「無機」
元の意味は分からないけど、「機」単体で無機的って意味ではないと思う
>>61640754
ORLANDA ORLANDA ORLANDA
Everybody's having fun
Except me, I'm the lonely one
I live in shame
Good bye Koreans, good bye my friends
>>61640198
Gay sauna in itaewon is always full for white foreigners. I was almost torn from 3 scandinavian guys shit
>>61640754
When did Japan deny the massacre?
>>61640886
Perhaps, Have you ever entered to ilbe?
I saw that the same guy in there
>>61640754
Can you hear me. When did Japan said we didn't kill the Chinese, Koreans, Americans and Europeans?
>>61640932
>>61641116
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanking_Massacre_denial
>>61641067
what do you mean the same guy?
I was banned from ilbe because they got mad at me. ilbe users are assholes
I have many nice friends on todayhumor
I have a penpal whos annoyed with me because I didn't contact her I said I would. She said she won't forgive me "except I yoshi yoshi" her. Honestly no idea what she's saying, she said it is to stroke her hair. Is this a sexual ephamism or something?
>>61641170
Then what is Japanese government apologizing for?
>>61641278
yoshiyoshi is like saying "that's a good lad/lass" while patting or stroking a kid's head
>>61641259
Is this you?
handsome blonde german
>>61641399
Okay, so this is just reassuring talk, not romantic?
>>61641454
ahahahah yes
I got banned later in a different thread
was this you?
I need adventure
what should I do =
- a tour at the egyptian pyramids 1 week
- sex tour in korea 2 weeks
- study japanese 3 months in akihabara
>>61641645
study japanese of course!
>>61641522
I guess, yeah. i've only seen it done when it's to comfort the other person/thing
japanese woman yoshiyoshi'ing a porcupine
https://.youtube.com/watch?v=VXCcxbvaJi4
>>61641754
sorry, fucked the url there
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VXCcxbvaJi4
>>61641754
Thanks
>>61641628
Ja. Ich bin ein Kumpel, auf Deutsch beantwortet.
Warum wurde sie verboten?
good morning
whats up?
>>61641696
>>61641522
fuck off. stop stealing our women
>>61641868
ich weiß nicht. ich glaube weil ich Englisch benutzt habe.
Ein Amerikaner (oder Ami Koreaner) hat sich aufgeregt und mich reported.
Bist du der mit dem chinesischen Namen? gibt es deine Schwester wirklich?
>>61641998
I'm lukewarm on her, not even sure she likes me. I'm a depressed neet so she'd probably dump me anyway
>>61641874
Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin.
Monday called, and you picked up the phone.
>>61642286
Ohayo、誇りあるイギリス人
I hate Monday
I love Friday night
パリジャンのくせに語尾をじゃんで統一しないアイツが許せない
>>61642787
this
ill go to the office soon. its a really melancholy.
please destroy monday.
What manga are you reading ?
Also do you read French manga ?
>>61643032
Post picture of your office please :3
>>61643032
Monday“sorry………but I can't do anything.”
>>61643141
>French manga
I would love to, but very expensive
>>61643141
oh, you want look chemical plant?
>>61643144
Air Strike good.
you can do it
>>61643215
What French manga do you know ?
>>61643309
Yes please
>>61643367
Moebius
>>61643032
destroy what?
>>61643367
but my office is prohibited photo.
its a for keep a secret.
sorry.
>>61643527
do it.
>>61642005
I must go with 10 000 usd in pocket
4000 usd for lessons, housing
2000 usd for hookers
2000 usd for clothes, food, books
2000 usd for the return ticket
>>61642787
Think of it this way: that feeling on Friday evenings is all the sweeter because of the pain on Monday mornings.
>>61643448
Good taste
Do you know other ?
>>61643617
I understand, sorry for bothering you
>>61643694
my income is about 24000USD/month
about 600-700USD payed tax, my insurance and pension.
600USD is my pocket money. i bought the game, foods etc...
about 140 USD is railway and bus pass.
all the rest money, save.
lel fucking lazy Japs
I will watch old Boeun games until 4 am and get 2 hours of sleep. then go to school, then go to work,
then cry while looking at pictures of my gf, then go to 4chan and laugh at you lazy japs who sleep at work
anyway soon I'm gonna have funny in a Korean city, be with my girl she looks so pretty
while you work in your japanese office and have friday on your mind
>>61643884
Asterix
And I love barbapapa(I know it's not manga, but I loved it as child)
何だこれ
>>61644164
>ジバニャン
ああああああああああああ
>>61644118
Cool , I love asterix too ,I also watched the French dub of Hokuto no Ken and Saint Seiya ,they made it hilarious
>>61644027
so you save 20 000 usd monthly
nice
seems there is a girl you want to impress
