Who here /neet/?
Feels good man. I pretended to have schizophrenia by yelling and making a scene at the benefits office and that in combination with the time I got hospitalized for trying to kill myself over WoW helped me score over $2000/month in neetbux.
How are my fellow neets experience with the bux in their country? I'm extremely cozy.
i hate me
>>61618939
I love me and the money I'm getting for free
>>61618487
>2000 a month
>i work 3 days a week, 6 hours a day and get 2000 a week
>this neet spends 18 hours a day masturbating his 2 inch penis
why are neetcucks so stupid
>>61619010
I read evola and hobbes all day and study Discrete mathematics, linear algebra and Advanced Econometrics
U mad wagecuck?
>>61619058
I have a gf.
>>61619010
he mad
>>61619077
I have one too
she's a wagie thoygh I'm trying to get her to fake paranoid schizophrenia with suicidal ideation so we can both be neets
>>61619114
post pic of your gf
>>61619164
She's kind of ugly not gunna lie
But hey her pipes haven't been widened because of it so I consider it a plus
>benefits office
that's not what they're called here. proxy?
also there's no way you're actually getting 2k in a month on autism bux alone.
>>61619187
aww dont call her ugly man im sure shes a great person inside and out
>>61619193
It's more because I told them I live alone but I actual live with my parents lowkey
I think the multiple suicide attempts helped.
>benefits office
idk man what it's called like the office to talk to a worker to determine my eligibility
>>61619221
eh she's fat but I've been considering dumping her once I finish defiling that pussy and making her a roastie
>>61619193
Mad wagie
>>61619058
>study Discrete mathematics, linear algebra
I studied elementary discrete mathematics and linear algebra but my brain seems to be too dumb to digest the concepts. Do you still remember how to do vector-matrix multiplication or how to prove whether an Eularian circuit exists? Can you explain what is a vector space?
>>61619391
I understand it all easily because I don't waste my mind remembering how to wagecuck like a pleb
>>61619433
Nice post more
>>61619421
I'm envious of you. I forget each material soon after I study it. my brain is dead.
>>61619481
Neet master race my friend
>>61618487
>Who here /neet/?
neet/wagecuck hybrid. Basically, I find work, work for 12 months to qualify for unemployment fund (pays 80% of former income in the last 12 month period, usually nets me about $1500/month after taxes... yeah, you pay taxes on it, stupid I know since it comes from taxes to begin with), then I "get fired" without it being obvious that I deliberately caused it to happen and then chill the fuck out on the gub'mint tit for a bit over a year (you gt 320 workdays total, Mon-Fri, so it comes to like 14 months total). I've done 4 cycles of this scheme now. Sadly, I'm in the middle of a work cycle now, won't be able to relax properly until March.
>>61618487
Bait.
Otherwise, you're retarded.
>>61619640
Keep paying taxes wagie
>>61619658
I will never understand why people like you are bragging about not living a 'normaal' life and thinking you're a special leaf lmao
>>61619791
I make more than you
I literally watch anime porn all day
>>61619556
Does this apply to foreigners in Sweden too?
Get some sort of job you stupid leaf, you think you're cheating the system but ultimately you're cheating yourself.
Also, 2k$?
>>61619834
>I make more than you
you probably don't. 2k CAD = €1.4k = a shit wage by Dutch standards.