Portuguese
>>61613747
shit
>>61613747
I'm learning Portuguese, because I hate french and hate spanish. Italian is good, but I have no use for italian so Portuguese it is.
>>61613973
But what use is Portuguese ?
Serious question
>>61614025
it's a little complicated, but it involves someone else.
Que passa aka esse?
>>61614025
Bunda
>>61613973
>hate spanish
>like portuguese
they are practically the same lmao
if you read one you can read the other
>>61613747
No hablo portugués
>>61615038
Spanish is like Portuguese but written with bad grammar and stupid pronunciation. It also has no glamour (especially the Mexican version of it).
Falo portugues
>>61615076
>Spanish is like Portuguese but written with bad grammar and stupid pronunciation
i think you've got that backwards, doc. poortuguese is spanish but spoken with a pinched nose and a huge overbite.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55tM6Vag2sA
Portuguese is the superior spanish
>>61613747
Sou apaixonado por você
Is about the only thing I still remember but it's a funny ice breaker if you say it with an accent in a shy kind of way and you're white
>>61615470
faggot
>>61615488
no u
>>61613747
Portuguese is actually a dialect of the Brazilian language.
>>61615504
kkkkkkké vdd mlk
>>61615076
This, spanish is a shit version of Portuguese 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPs8oaEVIhM
Portuguese medieval songs are the best prove me wrong
>>61615076
I can't stand spoken portuguese as a native castilian speaker.
It's incredible how easy is to read portuguese but how difficult is to understand spoken-portuguese.
>>61615575
The problem is with Portuguese from Portugal, the accent is waaaay too heavy, sometimes Brazilians don't know what they're saying.
PT-Portuguese also doesn't have the word bunda, which makes their version of the language a thousand times worse.
>gringos elogiando essa praga de idioma
>>61615575
>how difficult is to understand spoken-portuguese.
Try the Colono Serrano dialect, from northeast Rio Grande do Sul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYHvTTVMYt4
>>61615624
>the actual origin of the portuguese language
>the people who actually invented it
>THEIR accent is too heavy
>>61615646
I like this accent, way more legible.
The portuguese from Portugal sounds awful.
>>61615646
C-cute!
>>61615690
They invented it, we perfected it.
>>61615739
the only thing you perfected was the art of shit-slinging, juninho.
PT-Portuguese is a literal African dialect. Brazilians retained the open vowels, which is characteristic of classic Portuguese, as that of Camões, usually found in northern Portugal and some isles at the Açores.
http://www.revistadehistoria.com.br/secao/entrevista/yeda-pessoa-de-castro
>>61615799
brazilians also introduced words that the natives came up with, such as abacaxi over ananas.
comes up to sandnigger language vs junglenigger language desu
>>61615815
Your whole country has native names all over it, Bo-Jin Kuong.
>>61615799
You literally can't tell apart Portuguese than Angolanos
>>61615833
my country is literally named for a native word, joao. i didn't say i had a problem with that, but you're the one calling out pt pt for having shitskin influence when you're not much better.
>>61615900
i have like six layers of skin gilberto, it's why i can go out in -30 without wearing a coat, but why being in anything above 30 degree weather melts me like the wicked witch of the west
>>61615646
this is glorious
>>61615646
Catarinense do Pommer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxWduvSNVws
>>61616633
Every Germanized dialect from SC sounds awful, and Pomerano in particular is probably the worst. Serrano sounds a lot better. And Pomerano isn't too different from mainland Catarinense, aside from the Niederdeutsch borrowed words that apparently not even Germans can understand, when they're not outright speaking Hunsrik, which is rare and probably more common among the Niederrheiner inbred rednecks living at the deep countryside.
Mainland Riograndense, Catarinense and Paranaense all sound very similar. Those crazy variants are always from the far countryside, or cities like Uruguaiana and Alegrete with heavy Porteño influence.
This is pretty much standard for all 3 states, and I'm certain anyone can understand.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9zJxA9NLWo
This one is more typically spoken abroad at the countryside of Rio Grande do Sul, and still not very different from the standard, aside from being slightly more Spanish-ish and having very open vowels. Posted earlier on /luso/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDhS5D7N9DE
>>61615815
Ananas is also a native word you retarded. They're both Brazilian words. We just chose abacaxi.
>>61615815
>>61617354
Pineapples are native to Brazil anyway, we can call it whatever the fuck we want.
>From Guaraní naná
>From Portuguese abacaxi (“pineapple”), from Old Tupi ibakatí.
>>61615575
100% correct. Been here for two years. Taking Portuguese classes for two years. With a bit of help from dictionary I can read newspapers, even books. But for the life of me, I can't understand shit when it comes to spoken Portuguese.
Weirdest shit, went to Valencia last month and while never had any Spanish lesson I was able to understand spoken Spanish better than spoken Portuguese.
>>61617354
I didn't even know pineapple = ananas. The fruit itself is also native to South America, so it's only reasonable it has a Native American name.
>>61617406
I never heard ananás before, not even here in RS where you'd expect more Guaraní borrowed words. Does Brazil still uses ananás somewhere?
>>61615625
>Retardados sem cultura com complexo de vira lata
>>61614149
I've learned Swedish because of a girl desu
Me sinto tao só gente, alguem fala comigo
>>61620862
Oi, anônimo brasileiro. Como você vai?
>>61620862
Olá, como vai voismicê?
>>61620903
Vou muito mal. Nao consigo estudar, minha concentração está negativa... e to numa seca terrível e sem amigos.
E vc como vai?
>>61620926
Meu melhor amigo conheceu minha ex e em uma semana pegou ela, quer cortar os pulsos coletivamente?
>>61620961
Bom eu provavelmente tentaria lhe estuprar durante a noite. Sou boiola
>>61620921
Vou mal. E Vossa mercê, como vai?
>>61620862
VAI TOMAR NO CU, FILHO DA PUTA!
NINGUÉM LIGA, MORRA, SEU GORDO IDIOTA.
>>61617172
SSC fora
>>61620961
Se ela é sua ex vc não deve mais ligar
E ele nao é seu melhor amigo. Nao perdeu nada de valor
Rejoice.
>>61620926
Estou me sentindo bem, embora eu esteja um pouco bebado. Em casa teve festa e eu passei a noite bebendo, virei a madrugada jogando cs go.
Sobre a seca, eu estou na mesma situação. Tenho 22 anos e nunca namorei, nem nunca senti muita vontade. O que fode é ser o único da senpaiília que não tem namorada. Desperdicei as poucas chances que eu tive. Eu gasto o meu tempo com filmes e hobbys passageiros, talvez um dia a coisa mude , mas por enquanto vou vivendo assim
>asq trabalho em 15 minutos
Só quatro horas mas ainda assim...
>thread:
>129,102,919 Brazilians
>1 Portuguese
Everytime.
>>61621259
>Real life
>200 million brazilians
>about tree fiddy portuguese
It is what it is
>>61621300
But there's only like 3 villages in Brazil that have internet.
>>61621355
Great banter.
It really is...
> There are Brasileiras browsing /int/ RIGHT NOW
> You will never cuddle with them under the sunset
I don't know how to deal with this tbqh.
>>61621185
Pare de jogar videogame, quantos anos vc tem, 12?
Eu também nunca namorei. Mas ja trepei. Vc ja trepou? Ja? Ja? Nao? Nunca? 22 e virgem, anão? Não pode assim.
Se bem que eu não posso falar... sendo gay é mais fácil conseguir sexo. Embora mais difícil de achar um bofe permanente.
>>61621527
Its like hugging a fat Maori woman but only hairier
>>61621558
I would trade every Maori we had for pardo/branco brasileiras. I will get my qt Namorada when I come visit.
>>61621527
I know that feel.
>>61621654
>I will take all your whites and give you more brown
You evil conniving bastard.
>>61621695
I can't believe you saw through my foolproof plan.
At least they'll assimilate pretty well in Favela Culture
>>61615799
here we go again....
>>61621801
Are the Maoris a problem there?
>>61613747
algum br??
>>61615014
one of the main reasons for me
>>61613973
yeah i'm actually been trying to learn french due to my ethnic background but gave up (I'm Haitian american)
also did a dna test turns out i have no french dna but a decent amount of Iberian dna
Spanish is meh but Portuguese is pretty cool.
Also i like Brazil more than the majority of Spanish speaking counties and it's easy to learn Spanish after learning Portuguese anyway.
>>61615693
>The Portuguese from Portugal sounds awful.
yeah we all know that that's why no one wants to sound like them but instead like Brazilians
stop bullying Portugal you fucks
>>61615038
Spanish suuuuuuucks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSE52DgVCYY
No other language can have such a long dialogue thread without saying literally anything about nothing, just using colloquial expressions.
Yes, he sounds like a nerd, that's part of the comedy sketch.
>>61615575
Is super easy tho both read and understand Spanish native speakers for us.
>>61629602
All you foreigners will never understand the meaning, or lack thereof of "Ah e tal"
>>61629643
Spoken Spanish feels like a subset of Portuguese. Same thing as written, but those are more similar.
My Hue brethren. I'm attempting to learn Portuguese but Duolingo is shit. I need good resources, do you guys have any thing that would help me learn the language?
>>61617493
Where are you from? Because I'm starting to believe you are a real shitter. I've known Ukrainian and Australian people who've started speaking semi-correct Portuguese with others in one year.
>>61629731
Watch soap operas i guess and movies
>>61629731
PT-PT or PT-BR?
>>61629810
Brazilian, I'm going there in a few months and I'm bored so I might as well attempt to learn the language past como vai voce
>>61629777
what about childrens books? im assuming those would be easy to find online
>>61629875
Well sure, but i dont know any sorry we have some comics so you could look that up i guess
>>61629875
Then I don't have anything to help you with, sorry.
>"Se o mar pudesse cantar, cantaria a língua Lusa."
Fato.
>>61615575
Most people can't understand spoken Portuguese because of its nasal vowels. Any culture native to a language that lacks nasal vowels will have difficulties understanding Portuguese, as the sound would be alien to your comprehension and therefore you don't really know how those nasal vowels are linked in a word.
I'm also yet to see a forasteiro speaking proper Portuguese.
flocos de neve em janeiro
coraçao quente como fevereiro
i wouldnt ordinarily
march to the drum play a fool like april
may the best dance in a juno bridal
poder da vontade julius e augustus
aw you know its just us
em um novo semestre em setembro
eu me pergunto se voce ainda se lembra
>>61630387
You have a problem in European Portuguese that we have a LOT of vowel phonemes. I think we have 18 different ones?
The "a" in "gato" and "sal" are slightly different, with "sal" being ever so slightly lower, and everyone says them differently without noticing. And it sounds weird when you mix them. Our 'R's are a bit harsher than the Spanish and softer than the French and they are not fake 'R's like in English.
Gramatical rules out the wazoo as well. Not to metion arbitrary object genders and no-rule prepositions like "no Brazil" and "em Portugal", despite both being male names, or "Na França" e "Em Inglaterra" despite both being female. Lot of curve balls, good for detecting spies.
>>61630387
this is disheartening
>>61630627
For what it's worth, I've been fooled by an American speaking Brazilian English (although that wouldn't pass in Brazil), but I have never heard a non-accent European Portuguese from someone that didn't learn it from a young age in Portugal. Even second-generation emigrants sound off.
>>61630387
>"fato"
>não "facto"
>>61630699
I'm not looking for perfection, I'm not even trying to not get laughed at by my accent. I just want to seriously try to learn the language and speak with my Brazilian girlfriend and her family in Portuguese. I'll get a textbook or some shit to seriously learn the bulk of the language and try to speak with her or other Portuguese speaking friends to work on the pronunciation
>>61630863
People just get mad because most fereigners dont even try to hide the accent, so they sound like the stereotype, mostly the americans and the spanish people, if you at least try to roll your rs i dont think people will care
>>61630863
Yeah, that's great. I'm saying perfection is not attainable, but it's not needed either. We are aware of how hard the language is.
I can't really speak for Brazil, but I think they will share this opinion: As long as you try to speak Portuguese and don't insist on trying Spanish, people will respect it and appreciate it. English is fine, but it's pretty low-effort for a son-in-law in your case, which is why I assume you're trying.
Brazilian should be easier, though, and have more uniform pronunciation rules, I feel. Reading should help, but maybe try some dubbed American tv-shows and/or movies? They dub everything in Brazil, so you should be able to find them easily. Maybe some animated stuff so you don't try to read the lips.
>>61631050
And if for some reason know French learning Portuguese is pretty easy, the French are the best foreigners speaking it by far
>>61631050
My girlfriend was an exchange student and she came with another Brazilian kid from the same university. She was decent already but his English was fucking garbage 6 months ago and I helped him so much his adviser couldn't believe it was the same person. If people get mad at me in Brazil for speaking with an accent I'm just going to give up and learn Spanish in spite.
>>61631081
I've been trying to pronounce são and não for like a month now and apparently it still sounds retarded. I don't understand why this shit is so hard to pronounce.
>>61631372
Chill bro, they dont really get mad that was a mistake, just dont look like the ''gringo on vacation in central america'' you know with the hawaiian shirts and broken spanish
>>61631372
>If people get mad at me in Brazil for speaking with an accent I'm just going to give up and learn Spanish in spite.
Easy now. You don't want to sleep in the couch.
A lot of Brazilians use dubs instead of subs, so they have a hard time learning new languages. Most Europeans (germans,have the same problem. Scandinavians and for some reason Portuguese don't do this and we generally have less difficulties with accents after 2 or 3 weeks of acclimatisation.
>são
Yeah. This, "lh" and "nh" are probably the worst for an English.
The trick to "ão" is to say a regular short "a" (or "uh", as in up) , then immediately block all air flow from going to your mouth to do the ã (like you're immitating a racing car going by, I guess), then slide to the closed 'o'. Nasal words are weird.
>>61630863
no woman is worthy the effort my burger friend...
>>61630590
Exactly, and it's a LOT more than that if you consider the non-continental dialects. Açorianos for example have a ton of vowel phonemes that are completely alien to me. I can barely understand some of their dialects. Victor Rui Dores made an excellent video on Açores:
>https://youtu.be/7BTcK35UI38?t=128
And Brazil, despite having over 100 dialects, I think all Brazilian dialects have open vowels, which was characteristic of archaic Portuguese and it's definitely easier for forasteiros to speak/understand, while in Portugal you have really stretched the vowels to the point every vowel sounds like a nasal vowel, which is pretty cool tbqh.
>Lot of curve balls, good for detecting spies.
I'm pretty sure it's impossible to emulate Portuguese, specially continental Portuguese. The only way to speak it like an actual Portuguese is when you're raised in Portugal.
>>61630627
I've met people who have been living in Brazil for over 30 years and still sound completely off. But that's fine I think, aside from being constantly called a "forasteiro" in Southern Brazil or a "gringo" in the rest of Brazil, which some people are very annoyed at. Perfectly okay if you're just learning, it only becomes a nuisance if you're planning on actually living in Brazil, as most people would feel like they'll never fit in and are constantly being labeled for having a forasteiro speech, which is, understandably, really shitty.
>>61632203
That's a great video. I've seen it a bunch of times. The Azores are like hyperbolic chambers for the accents of the people that populated it, through isolation of like 300 years. Really neat, but with access to TV they can at least turn it somewhat off when they speak around here. Otherwise, it's worse than any other dialect, Brazilian or African. Maybe Timor and Macau have worse, I don't think I've ever heard those.
>I'm pretty sure it's impossible to emulate Portuguese, specially continental Portuguese. The only way to speak it like an actual Portuguese is when you're raised in Portugal.
Coimbra master race. I think that's the default or central dialect. At least, it has the shortest hamming distances between the rest of the continental country. Lisbon and their "VermÂlhos" should learn.
>>61632203
how about this guy's accent?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9hij0H8jp0
>>61632189
I know, I'm not doing it exactly for her. I always wanted to learn more than two languages and I figure now I have an excuse to learn Portuguese for the fuck of it. At the least I learn a third language, go visit Brazil for the first time with a strong dollar, drink a shit load of caipirinha and smoke a lot of cheap weed. It's a win/win situation as long as I don't get kidnapped or stabbed to death
>>61632203
It's insane to me how accepting Americans are to foreigners, or at least what I experienced in my life. I don't think I know anyone that would ever insult or attack a foreigner based off their speaking skills or their accent. Maybe I'm just naive. I'm a first generation American and my dad still had an accent after 20 years but its getting pretty good, I can't imagine someone being literally labeled a foreigner for their accent.
>>61632673
kek, just follow the protocol and you will be safe m8.
I know Brazil very well, where exactly did you go?
Portuguese really is a beautiful and resourceful language.
>>61632847
sandals, gym shorts with holes in them, and a Brazilian soccer jersey is my outfit of choice. I'm trying to blend in as much as possible. I didn't go anywhere yet, but I'm going to Sao Paulo. I'm also going to check out Manaus if theres a good flight and hotel deal because I want to see at least some part of the rain forest.
>>61633017
>sandals, gym shorts with holes in them, and a Brazilian soccer jersey is my outfit of choice
>but I'm going to Sao Paulo.
kek Rio wins again get fucked Sao Paulo
>>61632673
It's not offensive though, it's actually pretty natural for us even to label each other based on region. I'm always called either "Gaúcho" or "Sulista" when I'm visiting Brazil outside of the southern region, as anyone can very easily pick my accent. Heck, we can easily pick the dialects within the states and municipalities and label them like "de Uruguaiana", "de Passo Fundo", "Pomerano" or "Serrano Colono" for example, all those native to Rio Grande do Sul only but still very distinct dialects.
And the reason we still label each other and outsiders is because we don't have as much immigration here as you do in the US, not even in Southern Brazil, as we pretty much stopped receiving migrants, except for a few Portuguese moving to S. Brazil, but they're not really labeled outsiders but rather it's as if they're just coming from a different region rather than a foreign country.
>>61633066
Yeah, it's always Rio de Janeiro. That state is the scourge of this nation, in all honesty.
>>61633213
Someone is jelly :^)
>>61633066
I don't understand, i literally went on google street view around sao paulo and i saw nothing but shirtless brown people with cargo shorts and sandals. Am I wrong in my assessment? I'm fairly certain I'm not going to wear button down shirts walking around Sao Paulo every where i go
>>61632673
>It's insane to me how accepting Americans are to foreigners
Well, since you've had continual immigration over the years, it'd be hard to find people around you who don't personally know immigrants or are children of immigrants, so it'd be pretty hypocritical if you minded that sort of thing.
European countries in particular are much more attached to their country as a land, whereas Americans are attached to their country as a set of values. It's why you care so much about your flag and your anthem, whereas we don't really care for ours to the point of putting it in bikinis and trucks and stuff. But you're 200 years old now and you've had enough that you're starting to go into a "us vs them" mentality soon.
>>61633435
Sao Paulo BTFO ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>61633017
You should try Vitoria, its beautiful, close to Rio and have great food.
>>61633435
I've been to the city of São Paulo twice and it's not quite like that unless you're exploring through the shithole neighbourhoods within the city, not even the state, in the same way I view Chicago, Detroit and the states of Louisiana and Mississippi as the epitome shitholes and far worse than anywhere in São Paulo.
And outside of the city, which is probably 3% of the entire state territory-wise, it's a great state in every aspect.
Albertinho Barbosa
>>61633488
Considering you're from Rio de Janeiro I don't think you have the right to look down on anyone, not even the deepest shitholes in sub-Saharan Africa, tbqh with you. Rio de Janeiro is likely the #1 shithole in every imaginable way, with the south of Rio "perhaps" being an exception.
It's amazing how when you're travelling from São Paulo to Rio de Janeiro via freeway Dutra people ALWAYS warn you of the favelas in between and how we must be cautious with the "red zone" where they throw large stone blocks on the road to cause accidents and steal the victims.
You're literally living in a literal hell on Earth.
>>61633880
my completely biased and ignorant view of Brazil is that theres no way Chicago or Detroit are as bad as Rio for example. I feel like theres really really bad neighborhoods in those cities but as a whole the entire city isn't bad. I see documentaries where theres open urban warfare with drug dealers that have FALs and M16s in favelas. Like I said I don't know the exact statistics, I'm going to look more into this. I'm sure I'll be in good hands and I wont be taken any place too bad.
On a completely unrelated note, on a scale of 0-100 how retarded am I for wanting to go into a favela for shits and giggles. Is this something I just don't fuck with at all?
>>61634082
All this butthurt
>>61634082
Reminder that Curitiba and Porto Alegre have more homicides per capita than Rio.
We just get more attention because we're the face of this shitty country.
>>61634137
Some are completely safe, since like 2006, there are even touristic trips there, others you cant go in or youll get killed, but its the same all over the country, dont believe the retards like >>61634082 Rio is the 5th safest capital in the country
>>61634137
Judging from Cidade de Deus and Tropa de Elite, I wouldn't go nearer than an Ocean to them.
>>61615470
Are you in love with me?
>>61634137
DONT DO IT
>>61634137
I'd say 90. I am brazilian and I dont dare going to those places. You will probably die.
>>61634137
Depends on the favela
Some favelas have decent cop presence
Some have vigilate groups
Some are ruled by drug dealers
And in the worst case scenario, it's disputed territory.
Just randomly walking into one is 100% retarded
>>61634412
>Tropa de Elite
My girlfriend showed me this movie when I was high as fuck and it was scary as shit. Like my entire life I thought Brazil was like this beautiful country full of ass and palm trees, turns out it is you just sprinkle in a little bit of little black kids ready to die over cell phones. I literally had no idea drug dealers actually controlled favelas like feudal lords
>>61634381
If I'm feeling adventurous I'm going into one with my girlfriends brother. It's going to be a game time decision
>>61634641
When i say youll get killed i mean you WILL get killed, dont blindly go into one, there are some with police force and even tours for gringos, but dont just pick one at random retard
>>61634705
What exactly will happen though, like why just kill me randomly. I can understand robbing me of everything I own but why the fuck would they just murder me for nothing
>>61634742
They have eyes everywhere and know everybody if they see a strange car or person they WILL shoot because its either A)Undercover police or B)Enemy faction
>>61634137
Nowhere in the world is nearly as bad as Rio de Janeiro, and I ain't even joking. Maybe Northeast Brazil, as they're not only leading in criminality rates but they also lack any infrastructure. At least in Rio de Janeiro you have gated communities that could be seen as isolated enclaves of civilization.
And the fact that 90% of all media comes from Rio de Janeiro only makes it worse for the rest of the country, and probably the main reason every other state wants to secede from the country so we stop being compared to that burning inferno that is Rio de Janeiro.
>Is this something I just don't fuck with at all?
You'll end up being kidnapped.
>>61634742
So more retards don't go in there out of fear, I assume.
You have to understand that Brazil is a literal third world country, with some huge developmental issues, and their cities are actually rather nice, which means the bad places are REALLY bad, in order to bring their index down.
>>61634082
How many times have you seen corpse?
My mom is nipo-brasileiro, told me her seeing experience numerical value is over 50 in sao paulo. Really so? cant believe it
>>61634791
A favela perto de mim nao tem nenhum tiro desde 2006 idiota
>>61634742
Funny thing, you cant rob people in a favela
>>61634371
>t. uneducated Rio de Janeiro completely oblivious of facts and with an unrealistic sense of grandiosity, as it used to be the capital of Brazil and one of the most prosperous states, now completely overrun by negroids and disease.
You're the worst even in comparison to the rest of Brazil, including every single state, Rio de Janeiro far worse than the entire nation, every single state hates your guts, not even northeasterners tolerate you. The worst part of it being that you're actually proud of your despicable existence. In all honesty, Rio de Janeiro could be nuked today and nobody would ever miss you, if anything, we'd throw a party nation-wide and celebrate a new national holiday.
>>61634742
Nah it's hyperbole, you wouldn't be killed just for the hell of it, just mugged. The organized crime doesn't want the media attention killing a foreigner would bring.
I'd still not risk it.
>>61634985
A pacificaçao do rio começou em 2006 idiota
http://exame.abril.com.br/brasil/noticias/estas-sao-as-capitais-mais-perigosas-do-brasil-sp-em-ultimo
>>61634742
They shoot anyone they dont know. Cops try to get in undercover.
>>61634800
>>61634791
>>61634770
>>61634869
What the fuck do I do to prevent this shit from spreading to my country. Is this the eventual outcome for the world as theres more poor and retarded people running around. Thanks for this thread guys I feel much more comfortable and safe going to Brazil now
>>61634985
Where did you pull this retarded graph from?
Here, look at this shit i just googled faggot
http://exame.abril.com.br//brasil/noticias/estas-sao-as-capitais-mais-perigosas-do-brasil-sp-em-ultimo/lista
Get fucked
>>61635040
>Hurr durr noix famox paxificar o rio de xaneiro mlk huehuehuehue eh noix lek zik total lek ae carai eh noix huehuehuehue
As if that's going to solve your negroid problem. What you need is a real extermination programme. Turning Rio de Janeiro into a police state isn't going to solve shit.
>>61635131
Fez ficar melhor do que 66% do seu Sul branco
>>61635062
Its already happening, our favelas are just sharia controlled zones on steroids :^)
>>61629875
Turma da Mônica (Monica's Gang) - Brazilian comic book
Sítio do Picapau Amarelo (literally translated and roughly known as "the Yellow Woodpecker Farm" or "the Yellow Woodpecker Ranch") - a Brazilian series of 23 fantasy novels
O Menino Maluquinho (The Nutty Boy) - Brazilian comic book and comic strip
Turma do Pererê - Brazilian comic book
>>61635062
>What the fuck do I do to prevent this shit from spreading to my country
It's a botched developmental issue, when immigration and population grow much faster than the economy. The US is past that stage, but you also had/have it. You just call it "ghetto" and "Detroit". It eventually goes away when the country stabilises.
Because the English are better at management than the Portuguese and didn't miss on the industrial revolution, their colonies grew better. But the Portuguese and the Brazilian suck at it, and much prefer inventing/discovering than developing, so when something reaches the minimum functioning state, we leave it alone and go try something else. Then it eventually goes to shit.
You'd need an apocalypse or a war in your territory for it to get as bad again.
>>61613973
>butthurt leaf
vive le québec libre
>>61635131
Instead of wasting my time, you should have just said you were retarded in the first place.
>>61635220
>Turma da Mônica (Monica's Gang) - Brazilian comic book
Fuck, I read those when I was a kid. Those things were pretty nifty and charming.
>Sítio = Farm
Sítio é sinónimo de Quinta aí em baixo? Ou está só implícito nesse título em particular? Aqui só significa "lugar"
>>61635331
Sitio é uma fazendo pequena
>>61635260
The problem wasnt foreign immigration it was people getting away from the country side to the cities and having nowhere to stay
>>61635220
I'll look into these thanks a lot
>>61635260
Well I guess I feel a little better. At least we contain it and jail a disproportional amount of shitty people. I literally don't care how big our prisons are as long as I can walk in my street at night without getting robbed
>>61635331
>Sítio é sinônimo de Quinta aí em baixo?
Sim.
Preferimos falar sítio.
>>61615799
>PT-Portuguese is a literal African dialect. Brazilians retained the open vowels, which is characteristic of classic Portuguese, as that of Camões, usually found in northern Portugal and some isles at the Açores.
haha continua a pensar assim meu preto amigo
I came to the conclusion that Brazil is salvageable. But it wont be this century.
So long Macacos
>>61635273
Shut up, Colgate. Your language is even less spoken than ours.
>>61635414
You're right. Migration is more appropriate then.
>>61635439
You guys need some controlled and strategically applied socialism in a couple of places, so it doesn't ruin your capitalist country. Good Education and Health go a long way to avoid spending money elsewhere, I feel. Otherwise you're gonna start getting radical communist pockets popping up sooner or later.
>>61635457
Que giro. Não sei porquê, acho isso adorável.
>>61635653
Também achamos o seu português adorável
>>61635331
>Quinta da boa vista
Tudo faz sentido agora.
>>61635260
I'll have to disagree with you on this one. Your only colonies that turned out well are located in Southern Brazil, and, not surprisingly, where the ones subject to heavier European immigration to colonize those unoccupied areas. Sure, you lost a lot of your cultural influence, but on the other hand you earned a place to be proud of, and also the only place in Brazil where you're welcome.
The problem with Rio de Janeiro/NE Brazil and those shitholes in the USA has nothing to do with scarcity, it's a genetic problem. All those shitholes are always, 100% of the time, overwhelmingly negro or negro-admixed. You can throw as much money as you want on those places, they'll never become developed because it's a problem with the population, not the local economy.
>>61635653
>Good Education and Health go a long way to avoid spending money elsewhere, I feel.
The problem here is American education has been declining for decades despite more and more money being pumped into school, and being more socialized. In the 1940s, Americans had one of the highest standards in the Western world supposedly.
>>61635796
Yeah Uruguay is ok i guess
>>61635796
So is this South Brazil secession thing, does it even have a chance of happening? Do you think with Brexit, and talks of Texit, It could spark a south secession in Brazil?
>>61635722
Ok, não quis soar condescendente :P. Estava a referir-me só a "sítio" como "quinta", não à vossa versão da língua.
>>61635796
Heh, maybe so, but we still started the black slave trade, so our bad :^)
>>61635853
I'm talking the whole public v. private schooling/hospitals/prisons. It's more of a reform change that I think would be beneficial than a straight up money dump. It is a very slippery slope, though, especially in such a large country with so much cultural inertia.
>>61635947
This will never happen, my friend.
>>61635947
>Texit
S. Brazil has much greater chances of seceding than Texas does. With over 88% approval, it's a matter of time.
>>61636038
>huehuehuehuehue souf brasil wil nev b fre huehuehue iz br uz br 2 huehuehuehue
Sure, Rio de Janeiro. Unfortunately your dream of turning this entire country into a favela isn't going to happen. In fact, Deucher is expecting an official referendum for southern secession in 2018, if not earlier, that while ALSO considering São Paulo, and every single other state (surprisingly, including the northeast) are also supporting our cause and they're also expecting to becoming independent republics in the future. Again Rio de Janeiro proving to be the epitome shithole of an entire nation the size of Brazil.
>>61636307
Do you actually think that the government will give Itaipu away to the South?
>>61636307
>Unfortunately your dream of turning this entire country into a favela isn't going to happen
Don't project yourself on me
>>61636307
What would you call this south Brazil? Just "South Brazil" sounds weird. Just like South Africa does.
White I tell you!
>>61636485
Deucher have said numerous times "we're not going to completely isolate ourselves from Brazil", by shutting down all trading, building a giant wall, etc. We'll keep everything the way it is: energy/food/military supply distribution, trading, etc., with the only difference being that we'll become 3 distinct republics, and recognized as 3 different countries, with our own laws and way of governing ourselves, and, perhaps most importantly, with our own economy away from Brasília and this corruption that plagues Brazil.
>>61636628
"Southern Brazil" is used just to refer to the region, as the 3 southern states Paraná, Santa Catarina and Rio Grande do Sul, but once we secede we'll become 3 distinct republics under the old names we previously had during our brief independent history: República Riograndense, República Juliana and República do Paraná, unless we decide to change something afterwards.
I wouldn't want a "South Brazil" country cause we're too different from one another, culture-wise. I'm from Rio Grande do Sul and I feel a LOT closer to Uruguayans than I do to other southern Brazilians tbqh. Would be a lot better to restore our ties with Portugal also, so we can strengthen diplomatic relations between us and help each other out. Brazil has to go.
>>61636893
>3 distinct republics
Why not just united? Together you guys have a total of 30 million people and a decent economy.
I dont get it why go your own way?
>>61635653
>ours
it's not yours asshole
without Brasil you'd be fucked
you've no claim to Portuguese
>>61637395
Who the fuck said 'ours' meant just the Portuguese people's. Are you illiterate?
It's the Portuguese's, Brazilians's, Angolan's and Mozambicans official language, and a bunch more, smaller countries and cities. Being included in the group, I refer to it as 'ours', you mong.
Now turn to Meca and kneel.
>>61637395
>a shithole in africa is the largest french speaking country
>>61638863
>a shithole in Europe is the second biggest one.
>>61615646
this accent
>>61639526
Sounds like a Spanish-Italian-Portuguese hybrid.
>>61615646
"son" instead "são" my sides
>>61639649
with a lot of mispronounced KEK
>>61639649
Because it is
>>61620926
Ainda está aqui?
Vamos estudar juntos :3
Prometa a mim que estudará pelos próximos 30 minutos, e eu lhe prometo que farei o mesmo.
>>61616633
mfw this guy looks like my father
>>61632673
>I don't think I know anyone that would ever insult or attack a foreigner based off their speaking skills or their accent.
you don't live in the south do you?>
I do and everyone here makes fun of everyone's accents
I would like to learn portuguese but it feels fucking pointless if it is not combined with being an actual iberian masterrace man
I wish i were portuguese
>>61635796
That's bullshit and you know it. Brazil is a huge farm and that's it. The Northeast used to be rich when the price of the sugar (it's main plantation) was good, then the sugar price dropped and they went down hard. São Paulo became rich because of coffee plantations, then industries came to Brazil and those coffee plantation owners invested in industries and guaranteed a monopoly for themselves in Brazil. No rocket science there.
>>61615646
I had a girlfriend from this region with this accent
But I think the girl in the video is faking it, since young people usually don't speak it like that
>>61634822
I live in Sao Paulo.
Have seen one in my entire life which belonged to my deceased grandma who died of old age at 96 years old.
canacucko.
>>61634082
>throw large stone blocks on the road to cause accidents and steal the victims
lmao, what the fuck? this is africa tier
>>61642144
BR here who lives in the south, most educated young southerners don't have a southern accent for some reason, this never happens in Brazil, there your accent is a better indicator of where you are from, so people care more about it.
I like how Portugese sounds, it's very ayy lmao compared to all Romance languages
>>61650370
Foreigners say it sounds like Russian. Would you agree?
>>61635637
I can see it now.
>EXPERTS CONFIRM THAT BRAZIL WILL BE A SUPERPOWER BY 2916
>>61651516
By that time everyone will be invading us for our natural resources...
>>61654076
we called dibs first!
