Describe the average day of the poster above you
>wake up
>country flooded again
>>56662784
>wake up
>do some drugs
>decide whether I want my country to be referred to as The Netherlands or Holland
>Walk outside my front door
>took too big a step and ended up in Germany
>>56662827
>wake up
>mommy get the crane i need to go pee pee
>piss pants because mom is dead from diabetes
>roll outside
>get shot for not driving a car
>go to hospital
>that'll be $800.000 sir plus interest
>can't pay
>go to prison
>get shanked by tyrone
>hospital refuses to take you in because of debts
>die
>jew who owns both the hospital and the xxxxl casketery rubs his hands
the turkposter was the best at this
he still around?
>>56663352
he's probably at ur mum's house
rooting her
Swede on vacation in Japan
>>56663417
>Wake up
>Go herd some Sheeps
>Go to sleep
Sorry I do not know much more about new Zealand
>>56663457
sheep*
plural of sheep is sheep
>>56663457
Yeah well there's one thing you can know about us Jap, we shot a bunch of your pals for trying to escape from one of our POW camps in WW2.
That's all you need to know.
>>56662814
>wake up
>make some cereal
>fend off house from Chinese investors
>walk to work
>only get jumped by 8 fobs today
>hear war horn sound
>man stations
>another orc attack
>preform the haka
>tie back shitty red hair
>go into combat
>defeat orc after orc
>make way up the leader
>its a grape looking slut
>defeat her by looking scary
>hailed as a hero back in the shire
>>56663064
>wake up
>go to work at Ikea
>eat shitty rotten fish for brecky
>put Vaseline around anus to help the pain go away
>kiss my two oddly dark kids goodbye
>walk for 10 mins
>half way across my shitty country
>while i was away my house was seized to house refugees
>wife made them feel welcome ;)
>pass a group of refugees
>urge to be progressive is too strong
>run down and ecstatically rip their BBC out
>progress the shit out of them
>swallow all 9 loads
>apologize for the racism they must receive
>>56663352
>get woken up
>so hungry
>cough up some coal dust
>march down to the cafeteria with the other orphans
>get half a bowl of old soup
>this one has a whole carrot in it!
>its me lucky day it is!
>it aint even me birfday!
>thank the queen
>go out and spend all day dusting sweeping the streets and begging some pakis for food
>>56663457
>Wakeu uparu
>fold bed up and put it in the wall
>kiss pillow before going to work
>go down to train
>try to squish in between 2 million other japs
>grope the shit out of some school girls
>notbad.jpg
>go to my soul crushing job
>radiation fills the void in my soul
>spend the next 11 hours doing pointless shit
>mistakenly go home 1 min too soon
>much dishonouru
>commits sodoku
>>56663539
>wake up
>fat
>gets shot
>at least i had freedom
>dies because cant afford the hospital
>>56663938
>wake up in bush
>wage a war against emus
>surrender
>go boxing with kangaroos
>lose
>giant spider appears
>flee
>think whom you can handle
>declare war to cats
>>56664425
>wake up at mid-day after another night of drinking
>its still dark
>go eat old stale bread
>as is life in Russia
>walk to bread line in knee deep mud
>got my adidas tracksuit all wet
>get robbed by police
>but day is good for i find potato
>go home to babushka and show her potato
>but she already dead
>go back to sleep hoping tomorrow will be less cold, dark and sad.
>wake up in gulag
>thank you wog jesus now i can die
>>56663938
>wake up
>head feels like it will explode
>try to remember last night
>remember you picked up a drunk sheila
>look to your right
>its an abbo whore
>she ask to get paid
>give the cunt some paint thinner and tell her to fack off
>go take a shower before going to work
>remove annaconda first
>go to work in your suburban
>arrive at Shitposting Inc. LLC
>tear rolls down your cheek
>god bless straya cunt
>>56664596
>Be toothpaste
>country full of whores
>gets so cold in the winter
>full of faggy flowers and shit
>wondering if the free money is worth it
>get homesick
>want to go back to my sandy shithole
>>56664425
>Be farmer in Dirtslavistan, working on dirt kolkhoz for glorious rodina
>Suddenly the NPP of the Dirtslavistansk Oblast explodes
>Be irradiated
>Squat, drink vodka and shout "AVV NUU"
>>56664817
>Be NEET
>spend all day on 4chan hoping someone to notice you with your trip
>>56664669
>Go out
>Get supercancer
>Shitpost on imageboards
>>56664817
>wake up to the sound of someone continuously hitting my wall
>realise it's the schoolgirl in my basement
>do my daily rape duty
>report to the führer
>go to work as a musician in the Wiener Philharmoniker
>we're asked to play Italian music
>family is dishonored for playing degenerate music
>commit suicide
>>56665020
>wake up to the call to prayer
>already late for work
>eat my baguette in one bite and go down to my wine cellar for a refreshing drink
>go to bathroom, piss, shit, wash, brush teeth and spray at the very least 8 different types of deodorant and cologne on my body
>just as i leave my house the neighborhood shariah watch is waiting for me
>forgot to pay my jizya tax last week
>get beaten up and mugged for my money
>as they leave they taunt me about the paris and charlie hebdo attacks, calling me a dirty kaffir
>cry inside but manage to pick myself up and get in my car with some bruises and a busted lip
>head down to work, streets full of migrants walking in the middle of the road
>delayed even further
>finally get to my office where im berated for being late for the 3rd time this week
>apologize but my new boss Ahmed Ali Hassan is not having it
>get fired (was going to get fired anyway if i didnt convert that week)
>go back home and into the wine cellar, drinking until i die
>>56665319
>wake up in cuckshed
>wife's Muslim 'husband' lets you out
>go to local park
>shits frozen
>make way home
>get cancer from the northern lights because skin has no melanin
>>56665895
>gets up
>flushes the toilet
>it goes the wrong way
>goes outside
>bitten by a snake
>shitposts on 4chan from work until death
>>56667608
>wake up
>rape some of the captured slaves
>enjoy sunshine in the caliphate
>raid some European cities
>rape some of the captured slaves
>go to bed
Do me.....hard.
>>56667660
>wake up
>go to arbeit
>arbeit
>go home
>arbeit from home for a little while
>play arbeit simulator
>go to sleep
>>56667608
>>56667608
>Wake up
>Got to put on my Sultan clothes
>Before extending the Caliphate I must play Fado with my guitar
>Gey a Towel and before going to the streets of Lisbon I kiss my big moustache wife
>In the streets of Lisbon I just keep seeing black drug dealers
>Get Invaded by the Catholic Kingdoms of Spain
>Die defending the caliphate
>>56667660
>Wake up
>Go work to Mercedes to design a new model
>Ask him to give money to the Greeks for the 10th Financial rescue
>His wife has been raped by a gang of refugees
>Notices it when he gets home
>Thinks such is a life and he has the duty to help refugees
>Starts playing engineer simulator on the PC
>>56668075
>Wake up
>Gets run over by a bull
>Receive a bomb from a basque independatist
>Receive a bomb from a catalan independatist
>Receive a bomb from a gallician independatist
>Dies of poverty
>>56667608
>t. albtero barbosa
>t. albtero barbosa
>>56667705
>wake up
>go for a drive on my scooter
>fall over
>"gosh darn it"
>go to hospital
>tyrone the nurse puts a bandaid on me
>$50,000 bill
>"Holy smokes, thanks Doc!"
>drive home
>get beheaded by cartel
>>56668175
>Wake UP
>t. alberto barbosa is next to you
>ayo we wuz
>get raped by memhet and his ethnic friends
>get behaded by friendly cultural people
>t. alberto barbosa becomes a kang
>hans sekkeduo
>>56668228
>Wake up
>Turn on computer
>Go play LoL
>Dinner, swallow live octobus
>Continue playing LoL
>Go to sleep
>>56668352
>Wake Up
>Get raped by bankers
>Dinner, swallow hot somalian cum
>Countine teaching diversty and muh tolerance
>t. alberto barbosa
>>56668383
>Iceland
>Multiethnical
>>56668518
Close enough to sweeden, Cuck.
>>56668383
>wake up
>play LoL
>wife is a strong woman and chose to get pregnant
>foreigner bangs her
>now it's my duty to provide for her and her child
>go to 4chan shitpost about island monkeys
>play Starcraft
>sleep while wife is being banged by another foreigner
>>56668574
Lol no
>>56668383
>wake up
>remember to hate japan
>brush teeth with kimchi flavor toothpaste
>use garlic mouthwash
>go to my appointed yearly plastic surgery
>go home to relax
>kidnapped by norks
>used for spy training when dealing with the typical sork
>>56668584
>Wake up
>be monkey
>ooga booga were da whit wimmin at
>get shot
>#blacklivematters
>diers
>mfw im not even Korean
>>56668135
>Wake up
>Recieve daily bomb from muslim terrorists
>Surrender to muslim terrorists
>Go to uni, enjoy diversity
>Surrender to wtach Tyrone fuck the girl you like on a daily basis
>Got no white friends because muslim terrorists shot them all during concert
>Surrender to loneliness
>Some argelians capture me while going home and stuck a baguette on my anus
>Surrender to hidden homo desires
>Turn TV on, too bad we lost again against glorius Spain (on every single sport)
>Surrender to glorious Spain
>Repeat
>>56669110
>wake up
>work for a few minutes
>sleep
>>56669110
>wake up at 9:00 am
>have a breakfast
>leave home at 11:00 am
>work
>siesta 12:00 am ~ 3:00 pm
>go home and have a sex
>>56669164
>wake up
>still a reggaeton brown shithole
>try to sleep
>>56669164
>wake up
>blast reggaeton from your car
>post on /int/ and complain that you live in a brown reggaeton shithole
>>56668383
>Wake up
>Go play LoL
>Physically Die
Cant make this shit up
>>56669269
>wake up
>grovel at the bottom of a portrait of merkel
>go outside a refugee banana boat has washed up on the beach accompanied by 100 dead shitskins
>don't pay denbts
>get spitroasted by a turk and a german
>fall asleep in a bed with 12 other family members
>>56669269
>Wake up at 11 am, late for work again
>Spend another hour to eat breakfast and smoke a pack of cigarettes
>Finally leave for work
>Stop on the way to buy and eat a gyro
>Arrive there in 2 hours because people are rioting again
>Play League of Legends on the work computer for a couple of hours then leave
>Go to the beach and watch niggers in truck tires swim to your shores so they can go to Goymoney
>Go back home
>Eat sandwiches that your sister brought for dinner
>Shitpost on /balk/ until it's 4 am then go to sleep
>>56669425
>Wake up
>travel to Spain with your family
>pick up a shopping cart and start filling it with shit from the gargabe cans
>make a hole in the wall and steal all copper wire
>Pick up some wallets in the metro
>steal some old ladie's purse
>beg for money in the church door
>share the loot with your 18 brothers before going to sleep
>>56669425
>Wake up
>Eat a rock hard bread as breakfast
>hop on soviet era trolley bus to commute to work
>weather is cold and groomy as always
>you can see commieblocks passing by outside of the bus window
>think of killing myself
>come back from work
>it's 9pm and your town is barely bright
>veggie soup for dinner
>lie on your soggy bed and fall in sleep, dreaming about American dreams
>>56669830
>didn't need to wake up as you didn't sleep
>starcraft for breakfast
>another shell lands outside from a north korean mortar
>oh shit the japs are invading again
>more starcraft
>>56670080
>Wake up,
>go the garden to pick potatoes
>omgwtfbbq blight again
>I slap my wife, because why not
>I tell my 13 children,6 of whom are named Sean, that daddy is going to have to sell them to the church to get raped
>After kids are in the "careful hands" of the church, go online to nag about the English opressing the Irish and pissing on Thatcher's grave
>>56669600
KEK ultra underrated
>>56671054
>wake up
>fetch clogs
>get on bike
>bike stuck in peat bog
>struggle to get bike out of bog
>muhammed and pals come along
>muhammed wants white wimmin
>he pulls out gun
>panic
>he says its okay as long as you have a feminine penis
>after muhammed is pleased he stares at you in turkish
>he steals the bike
>run after him
>fall in bog
>drown
>>56671331
>mfw if you had regional flags on you could see I lived on clay not on peat
>>56671398
>wake up
>accidentally knock over glass of water on bedside table
>country floods
>>56671461
>wake up in newly rented home
>live in a rough area with drug dealing neighbour
>Swat team comes around shoots daughter in the fucking head
>brushes it off, it is not liberal to say that the government is wrong sometimes
>goes online to nag about how it is not necesarry for citizens to be armed against a tyranical government
50% of this story is unfortunatly true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmr4WEnqkyc
>>56671461
>>wake up
>>start yawning
>> get shot by police as they now can spot your nigger teeth in the dark
>> before yo
>>56671796
> Wake up squatting.
> Not awake yet.
> Shoot krokodil and drink shot vodka.
> Feel much better.
> Die in the evening from necrosis.
