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Culture Pals: dick pics off /soc/ edition

Come meet qts from around the world, practice your language and flirting skills, hangout with other /int/erpals, share stories, share qts nudes, rate qts, recommend new qts to others, log the ip addresses from qts with iplogger, make fun about crazy qts, share replies from pastas, etc.

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>www.interpals.net

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>http://pastebin.com/vt3wZ0NU

OLD THREAD:
>>61544117
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Haven't seen a culture pals thread for a while.
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>tfw I've finally found my israeli jewfu
It's a good feel lads

>>61585376
It's been about 5 hours lad
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>>61585429
I was so lonely though.
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How do you guys flirt?

I do it very seldomly irl, and only with girls I am interested in. Is it useful to force myself to flirt, even though I don't want to do it?
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>>61585462
Well there's at least 2 of us here now. Which Brit are you lad? Too many of us here
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>>61585490
Irl I just get very touchy, don't even realise I'm doing it, always just hugging and sticking my arms round everyone and I try and make folks laugh. Compliments also help. I have no idea how one would do it on the internet since I am 90% about body language. Trying to work out how my old qt got so into me and I think it was just that I say love ya to pretty much anyone and everyone and she thought I may have been more serious than I was. Does that count as flirting?
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>>61585560

I only show that type of behaviour when Im drunk. I become more touchy and playful and somehow always end up kissing.

While non-drunk me is too introverted to do it just for the lulz. I have no problem with flirting with someone who I am actually into. I detest kissing or touching people I am not into.

Did you do that consciously? Was it meant as flirting?

If yes, than yes :p
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>>61585766
Not at all, I tell everyone I love them, if everyone thought I meant it my house share at uni would have been a bit more awkward with us all embroiled in a ridiculous love pentagon. It's completely unconscious, I mean the most common way of saying bye is much love where I live.
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Also in all seriousness where is everyone it had picked up a bit by this time yesterday
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>>61586333
Chatting to their qts lad.
I know that's what I'm doing.
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>>61586533
Multitasking fåm.
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>>61586333
Waking up for work right now
>tfw my qt is on a trip visiting her family is some small village where the Internet sucks, so we can't really talk much for another 4 or 5 days
JUST ;_;
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>>61586768
Get a spare qt for time being
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>>61586768
Sounds like an excuse so she's got you off her back for a bit while vlad impales her
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>when this hot Syrian girl seems into you
This is not a bad feel
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>underage qt writes me

Easy nudes incoming
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>>61588058
Had underage girl messages, but she was not that cute.
I talked with her for 5 days.
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>>61588058
>>61588281
how underage?
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Fuck this shit even all my views are asian now
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>>61588058
>>61588281
that would be me
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>>61588388
Barely, 17
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>>61588388
She was a 16 year old russian.
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>>61588534
Bit creepy 2bh. Unless you're about same age, in which case fair enough I guess
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>>61588905
I didn't gave her much attention, she was always asking me things and I just responded. After some time she got tired.
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>>61589001
Wait I thought you got nudes. Ignore me ignore me
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tfw chatting up some czech qts

it's going dobrý lads
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>>61589788
Are they friendly?
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>>61589896
the two that i'm grafting are

had a couple straight up ignore my initial message but hey

got to break a few eggs and that
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Lads so many young'ns are messaging me.. it's getting a little ridiculous
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>>61590396
you know what you have to do
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>>61590482
Of course... But some are in YUSS territory (does anyone else have that term?)
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>>61590547
no what does that mean?
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>>61590547
Nah

Also somehow ended up with 3 polfus in a day. I forgot why I didn't update my profile more often. It's exhausting. So many qts.

Also also been talking with the new jewfu all of a day and she's on about visiting me. Wew lad
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Found a fart fetishist if you guys are into that
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>>61590778
>Also also been talking with the new jewfu all of a day and she's on about visiting me
t. last online 200 days ago
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>>61590759
>>61590778
Young-puss, it's a fairly common term here.
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>>61590923
eh?
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>>61590908
kek
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>>61585301
Bumping for greek feta-pussy
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>>61591110
you gone die lad
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>>61591092
post results
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>>61592322
Why? She seems sane
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Who's about lads
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>>61593741
Your mum
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Which language from Scandinavia is the "easiest"?
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>hate this general
>hate this website
>still use
fucking help me.
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>>61595381
Norwegian probably.
Swedish has a very hard-to-master accent.
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Holy fuck I haven't been here in a long time. Any of the regulars/oldfags still here?
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>>61596248
Only started 4 months ago.
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>>61596248
I started in 2014, march exactly
Not exactly old
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>>61596373
I'll take it as a no. I've been here since Feb 2015 - I used to go by panty stealer lmao

>>61596396
Anton? Martin?
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>>61585301
ITT: Losers who are too scared to leave the house and meet a woman so they form temporary relationships with overseas women online and pretend that anything will come of it.
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hello, i am lookin for patrice
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>>61597154
In this post: A loser posting on 4chan, when he could be outside his house doing normie stuff.
If you don't want an international gf, just get out.
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>>61597154
Some day a qt will respond to you too Tyrone
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>>61596490
Fuck me someone mistook me for you in here other day. I was livid you miscreant

>>61597154
Who hurt you brah?
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>>61597654
I live in a house and sometimes I stay in it.

>>61597679
>>61597743
I have a gf.

Also
>being this butthurt
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>>61597743
Screenshot? Nice to know I left some kind of mark
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>>61597847
But do you have an ex gf you still harbour feelings / resentment for?
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>>61598019
Wasn't interesting enough for that. What was the original story? I'm old as well, late 2013 I found this general, can't remember it though
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Ah, threads coming to life now, great.
Okay lads, how many messages have you gotten so far today?
I've only had 8, 1 of which was a bot, but I've been talking to main qt, so it's not so bad.
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>>61598084
>April last year
>Stepbro's german exchange qt comes round for a week
>night before she leaves, steal panties
>never look at them again
That's the really dumbed down version
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>>61598209
0, i dont ip profile anymore tho, so maybe thats why
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>>61598308
DEVILISH
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>>61598209
An unfeasible amount. I've had about 6 messages of 8 different qts, some are full on essays. I've also got an Italian and a Germany messaging me on fb about football. Cosy but a lot of work
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>>61598339
You don't anymore?
What about when you did?
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>>61598410
2. i sent various messages never really got any back. only reason i got those 2 was becuase of pastas i sent.
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>>61598404
I know the fucking feeling.
I have this clingy russian on my skype, and an Iranian that just wants to shoot the breeze, 2 russians with which I speak in Russian, so my brain is fucked in twain. I'm talking to my main qt on FB, so I just bitch about it to her, make her a little jealous, works a charm.
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>>61598026
No this is actually my first. But seriously I think this /int/ gf stuff is pointless, just walk around your campus and neighborhood, appear approachable and relaxed and it will just happen (or maybe I just got lucky).
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>>61598442
I've actually never used a pasta, maybe my flag is just desirable though.
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>>61598598
what cunt is that, cote d'ivore/
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>>61598852
Mouse over it maybe?
I thought the stupidity thing was a meme to be honest, but you amerilards never cease to amaze me.
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>tfw talking with a girl from Brazil
>tfw I find out she's trans (could not tell)
>keep talking for a year
>tfw I think I like her

Well, guess I'm gay now.
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>>61598923
I am on mobile. I cant "hove over"
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>>61598958
Accept it.
You'll get the maddest head you've ever had lad.
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>>61598511
I'm not even here for the qts to be honest. I've no intention of getting a gf from this, what's the point? They're miles away
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>>61598958
Trannies aren't gay. Everyone knows that.
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>>61599184
t. Raging faggot
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>>61599016
>>61599184
Perhaps not, it's confusing me but I really like her, easiest person to talk too, like a really close friend but more. See how things progress
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>>61599253
>>61599314
No homo. My gf is a cute girl that just so happens to have a weiner. That doesn't make anything gay, she's still a girl.

It's only logical to be confused, so was I at first. But if you like her you like her, right?
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>>61599314
There's nothing wrong with being a little gay anon.
Traps will fulfill literally any sexual fantasy you've ever had. They've got a male brain -- so sexually voracious, but a 'female' body, so it isn't technically gay..... technically...
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>>61599447
As long as you're attracted to them for the same reasons you're attracted to women it isn't gay. If you have a fetish for penises, bit gay fąm
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>>61599422
I will admit that sounds really comfy, but I'm sticking with my instincts on this one anon.
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>>61599422
>>61599447
Thanks guys, you know it's just a connection at a deep level, I don't even care if she still has a dick (she's in the process to get the surgery anyways) but even if we just remain friends i like that too. All the stigmas bother me, but I guess I just have to get past that.
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>>61595818
argie bitch says hi

go lift faggot
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>>61599632
You live in Canada. It'll be fine.
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>>61599661
This to be honest.
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sup guys i use this site, need some more people to talk BASED TRUMP with imbored
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>>61599661
Yeah, but if things get past friendship and thing is my families pretty conservative, not sure how they will react if it comes to that. Other than that I don't care what others think.
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>>61599878
If things move on to be serious, they'll see how happy she makes you and while they may not think you've made the perfect choice, I'm quite sure they'll accept it.

T-that's what I'm going for when I tell my parents about my gf anyway
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>>61599960
Thanks a lot, appreciate your advice anon. I never expected this, it just happened over time. Good luck to you, if she makes you really happy, don't let go.
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>>61600055
Long distance sucks, bro. Only 25 days left and she'll visit me. Shit's gonna be cash.
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>>61600154
Tell me about it... That's awesome! In sure you two will have a good time. Where's she from? I'm planning on visiting her in late summer if I can.
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>>61600226
My qt is from Scotland. Met her on /r9k/ actually, and visited her in January. Was too beta to make a move then so I autistically confessed my love to her via text messages on skype. She's all kinds of crazy (NEET, depressed, tranny, most probably autistic) but god if she isn't a cute.

Where's your girl from, Canada-bro?
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>>61600439
>She
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>>61600561
xD
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>>61600561
OH shit man XDDDDD
GotEEm AMIRIGHT XDDDdddd
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>>61600439
>She
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>>61600439
That's cool, mine is from Brazil. Kind of a nerd too, she may even come to this site but I doubt haha.
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>>61599637
have no clue what you're talking about.
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i'm noticing an awful lot of these "qts" are actually men

sending a prayer out for all those expecting their """qt""" to visit

you're actually going to get bummed
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>>61601033
theyve become the russkies in terms of standards, dont blame them
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>>61601736
What's that supposed to mean?
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>>61602065
live by the boipucci die by the boipucci
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>>61602120
What if the partner doesn't top?
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>>61602175
Stick it in pooper innit
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>>61596248
I've been off and on since 13
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Just saw a 5/10 danish girl with 12 wall messages from betas.
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>>61595832
What about danish?
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>>61606553
Danish is basically Swedish but pronounced less melodic
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>>61600154
Just two more months and I'll be living in the same could try as my qt, can't fucking wait bros
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Lads, I really think I've fallen for her.
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>>61607698
That's a good thing, right?
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>>61607768
Fucked if I know.
Obviously it's great I've fallen in love with her, but she's so far away, I don't know how it could ever work out.
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>>61607852
You can manage to visit her for one month and then you can see how things work.
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>>61598958
>>61599422
>>61599314
>>61599447
>>61600439
>she
>her
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>>61608013
I never used either of those words in my post ya goober.
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>>61608071
my mistake

you'll be gassed last desu
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>3 girls told me they love me today
>one of them first messaged me 11 hours ago ( >>61585429 that one (but not that one that's Meera from GoT))

Wew
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>>61608148
Creamy meme фaм
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This guy only writes to russian girls with less than 18 years old.
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>when the gf isn't wearing clothes in the skype call
>she's under a blanket
HNNNNNNG
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Which countries are the easiest to get nudes?
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>>61608881
Voila.
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>>61608921
So Turkey and Russia are some of the easiest.
Is this map only for guys who live in english speaking countries?
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>>61609080
Well, it's only for guys in rich countries I would say.
In my opinion, Filipino nudes flow like fucking water.
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>>61609123
>tfw i've been using interpals purely for language exchange
>tfw i could've been getting nudes from thirsty peasants
i've realised the error of my ways boys

daddy's coming home
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>>61609362
Better late than never Brad.
You get a t-shirt with the purchase of every mail-order bride.
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Is someone here with a fake Ukrainian account?
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>>61609956
Yes I've got tons of fake Slavic girl profiles and I know I've talked to a bunch of you
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>Over 100 QTs bookmarked
>Haven't talked to one of them yet
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>>61611147
Right now, since that I drank 12 calsberg, I decided to message 2 girls.
Tomorrow I'll see how that goes.
If I bookmark girls, they can see that?
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>>61611223
I don't think so. I actually use one account for bookmarks and will make another account for messaging once I'm ready.
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>>61611147
>>61611223
Every time you bookmark someone they get a notification
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>>61611623
Oosh.
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>>61585301

I wonder who actually runs this thing.... and how desperate he is...
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>>61611699

The owner of this shit is probably the top rated /niceguy/ post on Leddit and 9gag.
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should i make a fake account for fishing for nudes?
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>>61611671
Just kidding brah
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>>61585490

You approach an actual human female, and begin by saying hello, talk like a human being. and compliment her on something (looks, clothing).

Do people really not know how to flirt... it is the same as saying you 'like something' to your best bro. Just directed at another gender human being.
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>>61611818
Sounds degenerate. I only use this website to look for a wife.
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>>61611818
If you want, do it.
But you have to share with us some of the nudes.
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WE'RE DED AS FUCK RIGHT NOW BOYS
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/Amrcnintrvrt

Fox Mulder Lookalike. from the xfiles.

only accepts messages from women, so I was hoping that there was a femanon willing to forward my message.
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>>61614565
Femanon here. Bost Bessage
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>>61614743

>Bro, you look like mulder from the xfiles

literally that

Not wanting to troll or anything. Just wanted him to know.
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>>61614777
I am not femanon but I have a friend who can do it
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>>61614887
pls do and bost result. If possible

I'm going to hit the hay for now

gnite plebs
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>>61614927
Night brah
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What happened to Clayton? Does he still blog post here? If I say his name will he appear like he used to?

Clayton...
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How long is the cool down time after using QtCrawler
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>>61612923
People are still asleep.
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>>61616138
no he retired, according to hidden sources he lurks but only rarely. clayton, if you see this, oberwerpur do salime. you knoe what to do.
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>>61616973
North America Representing.
YUROP GO BACK TO SLEEP.
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>>61617061
Just woke up.
It's 9:21 am
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>>61617089
Too early senpai. GO BACK TO ZLEEP
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>>61616973
>tfw your qt wakes up early everyday after staying up really late just so she can keep talking to you as much as possible
She sometimes only gets 4 or 5 hours of sleep.
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https://www.interpals.net/Yangman

Who of you guys is still going on with this?
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>>61617248
That would be me desu
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Today could be it
I wake up with heavy heart
>no new messages

/haikupals/ pls
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>>61614927
Wanted to do it though I'm a year too young to message him.
Ask any girl on IP that you're talking to?
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>>61617323
Any succes stories?
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>>61616138
He's busy pounding all dem interqts
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>when you make a fake Korean guy account and the European pussy river starts flowing
Oh shit, I don't know what to do. I have to pretend to be Korean and have game at the same time? This is impossible!
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>>61621453
I get so many qt European girls blowing up my inbox it's insane.
I could literally drown my dick. And I don't use a fake profile.
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>>61621624
How does it feel when they only like you for your citizenship?
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>>61621846
who cares what they like you for as long as you get your dick wet desu
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>>61621883
This
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>>61621846
>this jealous mongoloid
Genghis pls
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>>61621846
Feels bad for not having English as first language.
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Bump for qt trannies
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Bumping for Middle Eastern qts, that want you to meet their fathers.
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How long do you guys talk to your qts for at a time? I've been talking basically nonstop with mine for the past 4 hours ...
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>>61625524
I've spent the past week talking from 2pm to midnight.
It's actually pretty great.
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>>61625524
Sometimes for a few minutes, sometimes for a few hours.
Really just depends on the day.

I just got done Skyping with a qt from Hungary, we talked for like 2 hours.
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>chatting to a qt as shit girl
>vapid as hell, 3 word replies
ah yes, can't wait until we mutually never message each other again
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>>61626654
Last-ditch dick-pic when?
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>>61626654
same here, was actually a brit. hot girls are such lame and boring bitches, they don't even try, not that they have to
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>>61626826
brits on this site are fucking slags
wouldn't touch them with a ten foot pole
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>>61626654
>chatting with French girl
>sends me 9 interpal messages in a row, each at least 2 or 3 sentences
Shame she's of North African Descent
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>>61626880
Don't be yourself Brad, give the qt some love.
North Africans have the potential to be extremely attractive, especially if they have french blood in them.
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>>61626880
>French girl
>North African
Doesn't surprise me.
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>>61626873
yeah she totally was a super slag. In thise case I would since she was an easy 9-10/10 looks wise, at least once.

Not quite worth the effort tho
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>>61626945
She doesn't have a profile pic...
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>>61626873
Not all of them are m8.
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>>61627010
Then give her your details and get a pic ya doofus.
Post when you get it.
If she's nasty, then I'm sorry I tried, plenty more fish my man.
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can't talk to this person, it's impossible.
asked if they wanted to do anything over the summer, 'maybe go to the beach'

it's like a brick wall
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>>61627342
>Talking to a janny
The fuck did you expect?
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I might sign up to this for genuine language exchange, are the girls all men or what? Should I just add other guys instead of getting my heart broken??
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>>61627550
>genuine language exchange
gl
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>>61627550
Most are too thirsty for foreign puss to talk to you.
But kudos if you find a genuine one.
(Just make sure he's not a Brazilian underwear model that wants to peg you in his minivan).
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>>61628100
Pls stop ruining with my plans, Irish lad
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>>61628289
Ah christ, he'll change tactics now.
Stay away from my tasty ass Brazil, it's not for you.
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>>61627550
talking to two czech qts just for the language exchange
(and the fact they are czech qts)

make sure you go for people that don't have "flirting/romance" ticked
i'm almost certain most of those that do are just men
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>tfw not white
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>tfw you look at a qts profile only she isn't actually qt and is fat
>tfw she messages you anyway
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>>61629889
I find most of those with 'Flirting/Romance' ticked repulsive. They're really thirsty.
I'd recommend you just find one that's looking for friends, and shmooze her a little.
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>>61616138
>Clay
>>61617030
>>61620780
Ya I rarely use interpals anymore. I mostly just idle, to many crazys, busy with doctor stuff as usual blah blah. I still idle as I said just because some fakes pop up still, or I might answer some messages here and there but for the most part nah. I actually had some stalkers to, had to even make my facebook private for awhile so that was pretty creepy. People were looking for people i know just weird shit.
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>>61629993
BLOCKED
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Thanks, BASED claybro. Verified ID.
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>>61630305
ya I had one of you guys message me on interpals recently talking about some discord chat or something. I dont have anything like that though, but im pretty easy to get a hold of, or I guess these threads exist so if you need something just ask I guess.
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>>61630465
not that but I recongnized your writing style
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>>61630700
Cute
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>>61630067
agreed.
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Are Slavs white? Can I call every foreigner who is mean to me a racist and start a huge media shitstorm?
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>>61631017
I mean, you can try, but most people are superficial. White to them is just 'Not a nigger or one o' them ching-chongs'.
Isn't your media firing up a shitstorm anyway, with those 'Islam raping Europe' articles?
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>>61631017
you are white

but also you are not white so we can meme on you
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So anons, how many messages do you receive usually per day without having to message first? I know I have to message so I can get any messages at all.
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How long do you guys wait until you ask for a girl's Kik/Skype/phone number or whatever from her? I think I fucked it up with some girls because I waited too long to ask them for their contact, and they stopped replying to me.

But at the same time, I don't want to look like a creep and ask for it too early. What's the ideal range of time?
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So I just signed up and have a message from some random african guy within seconds...
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>>61632078
Zero per day, two messages per month.
Yesterday I messaged two russian girls, but they didn't saw the messages.
It was a total fail.
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>>61632615
That's normal.
Had the same thing.
Never responded to him.
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>>61633247
You just have to see what they write to other girls.
That's why people block them.
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never gotten a cool message from ss africa ;_;

what do they message you that makes everyone block africa?
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>>61633301
>>61633309
what do you mean "other girls"
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signed up today and after a couple hours 5 girls have asked me if they can add me on Facebook/Skype

>mfw I deleted all my social network accounts
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>>61632290
Depends on the girls and the flow of the conversations.
If you ask normally about it then you can't do much wrong anyway, aside from asking for it before you even talked like some turk.
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>>61633247
>>61633370
Just make a fake account
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>>61633350
Take the "other" back

>>61633370
Shiet man.
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>>61633483
>>61633469
yea, I just wasn't expecting that girls would actually ask for it .... :)
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How many fakes do you roughly encounter?
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come say hi
/PayetteZ
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>>61632615
I got one from some Chinese girl that I'm pretty sure was just a spam account

Kept hassling me to get something called gagahi or whatever.
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Alright cunts, here's the deal.

I've been browsing this shitty fucking outdated site for hours and I have a stiff fucking dick.

I don't want to write a testament here, so I'll present my query presently & concisely: how do I get russian poon?

P-pls answer.
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>>61634915
I am also curious about this
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Really shit at making these social media Bios, did you guys bother with them?
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>>61635082
i wrote a really short one saying i was here to learn x language, this way they don't know i'm actually after their fanny haha
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>>61634435
>Ask people to come say hi
>They don't say hi
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>>61627342
I know how that feels
My last resort is talking about ridiculous bullshit like how much do I think I can eat before I die to see if they have some humor or at least have some interest in talking and if they fail that I just drop it
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Okay, now this is a QT thread.
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So far three different black guys have tried to hit on me, all of them from America. What the fuck
One of them even commented about how he "has a thing for skinny white guys"
Help
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>>61633370
I hate when they ask for Facebook or Snapchat

what am I a normie
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Just got invited to a sex party in poland lads
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>>61636335
>sex party

what's that?
are they gonna harvest your organs
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>>61636370
it's like a pizza party but with dicks
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Should I tell a qt that I've been talking to everyday for 6 months that I love her?
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>>61636685
Yes. Post results.
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>>61636708
I don't know what to say though. Can I just say "I love you"?
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How many qt's have you had to go through before finding someone who you can actually have a conversation with?
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>>61636831
say "how do you say 'I love you' in your language"
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>>61637333
alternatively say "how do you say 'show me your tits' in your language"

post results either way
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How. Does. One. Get. A. Fucking.Russian.Qt. ?

How?
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>>61629889
Czech qts are best qts
t. I have a Czech gf
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>tfw growing apart from qts because they can't keep a conversation going
This is why trannies are the best gf's. It's not gay, but they're born male so know how to actually talk to people in an interesting way
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>>61637398
Say you are learning Russian on your profile. Do this, and the qts will come to you.
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tell me about central asian women
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>>61630128
Ayy sup dude?
I didn't know if you still lurked the threads or not
Who was stalking you?
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>>61637553
Do I have to post a picture of my face?

Can't I just post a picture of my long gaelic cock?
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>>61637398

Post a picture with you holding an EU passport.
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>>61637687
He was asking about russian poon, though.
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>>61637687
I don't have an EU passport. I have a portuguese Citizen Card, which is recognized within the european union.

Obviously qts won't be able to tell.

And I look like a fucking tramp in my citizen card's picture.
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>>61637791
here you go
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>>61637875
Jee, thanks Milos.

This is great. All I have to do now is upload the pic of my huge schlong & the passport and I'm set. Guess it'll be a waiting game at that point, yes?

Why are the russians and belarusians so fucking stunning? Oh, and the ukies as well, but those I'd seen before. We have plenty here in Portugal.
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