https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0L_KiP9GPY
IN THE NAME OF DUTERTE
>tfw your boss is chink
tell me your feeling malays
>>61584282
>malays
>working
>>61584282
such is life
>>61584344
you people are also lazy shut your whore mouth
>>61584282
work harda. work harda.
>>61584369
>dat anger
must've hit a nerve huh
Flips are basically latinos, brown and lazy.
>>61584815
And now comes in extra commie flavor
>>61584815
They wanna split...just like BREXIT
>>61584855
>>61584105
THE BLOOD OF THE BOURGEOISIE SHALL FLOW
DEATH TO THE HACIENDEROS
>>61584815
You have flip colleagues, Genghis?
>>61584369
oi cunt
don't talk shit about indognesians, they are bro tier
i'll slap you silly like the chink you are
>>61585044
Yes, brown and lazy.
For real, how popular passtime is crucifixion there?
>>61585248
Every Holy Week, done by a few.
Sensei or Piss?
>>61585458
sensei. cakes need to win sometimes.
>>61585013
Separation soon
Japanese people..
>be me
>running 5k
>entering last minute, getting tired
>Axia plays
>runner's high kicks in
I could feel the wind.
>>61585758
That's not how runners high works, runners high exists in short bursts.
t. ex-100m/200m/400m/double marathoner
>>61585013
Do innocent people die in flipland or only criminals? pls dont harm the qts
>holiday on Thursday
>still no announcement
>>61585820
maybe I bursted the final distance?
post pre-masturbation tunes /asean/!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA
>>61585877
bursting has no correlation
>>61585829
under our comrade president
drug dealers and rapist are being killed
>>61585989
>post pre-masturbation tunes
>>61585829
"Innocent" is just a leftist liberal propaganda meme
Like "human Rights and "Due Process" its so anti intellectualism
>>61586423
Add in """judicial system"""" what a bunch of bullshit
>>61586423
but what about people who had nothing to do with drugs and rape? honest folk who work to feed themselves despite being wageslaves. where they harmed as well?
>tfw no average filipina gf
life sucks
>>61586423
we should have a jury system to make solving cases faster
fuck delaying tactics being done by fellow frat members.
I wish I lived in a country that doesn't shove Islamic bullshit down my throat..
>>61586521
>>61586489
>>61586169
Now do you want to merge with us?
>>61586548
lol no, what do flip politics can effect malaysia?
>>61586548
you're just gonna get outnumbered by Muslim Malays familia.
>>61586489
Those people are drug pushers and rape enablers we can't have that fucking us up
Purge them as well
>>61586495
Fuck that shit those jusry can be paid off by drug dealers.
Just buy a gun and shoot the addicts
No demand no Supply
>>61586588
Have fun in Najibland
>>61586548
Are the malay girls there really slutty compared to malays here?
>>61586930
Seldom conversed with Malays, not cause of avoidance, just don't happen to see them a lot. Have a few Malay friends, guys, but not a girl i know yet. If ur asking majority, varies based on education level, not all the case, but usually, cause high expectations, tiger parents, dishonor to family etc.
Best way to spend college break, bought the book for 30k.
>>61587161
Come to NUS brah.
>>61586169
Correlation with what? How did you know whether or not what I experienced was a short burst?
>>61587161
did u go to museums already?
>>61587223
>How did you know
simple, I don't.
>>61586521
Me too ;_;
>>61587295
How did you make the conclusion based on the info provided?
Good.
>>61587417
What conclusion? couldn't you tell we were going on a ride?
>>61587486
That it wasn't a runner's high. No, I couldn't tell.
>>61587562
yes
>are you a social person?
>do you consider your inner thoughts/personality and your outer social displays/personality to be different or similiar?
>tfw only pinoy cafe&grocery in my town moved
FUCK YOU MR.CRUZ
how should we live our rest of life without bagoong
steam sales made me poor tfw
>>61587590
ok
>>61587234
Next week, and seriously thanks for asking.
>>61587729
kek were u get this?
>>61587729
lol hahahahaha vagina lolololololo vagina so funny hahahahahahaha
>>61587761
Normiebook. From this Nury Vittachi fella.
I hate Malaysia.
>>61587729
UKIP GETS ALL THE PUKIS!! EU OWNED BY FARAJ!!
Puki?
>>61588344
Pantat
Let's invade another general thread.
>>61584105
die lefty scum, go suck a dick too you right-wing extremist.
>>61588489
let's invade the argies this time, gib link :^)
that landslide and flood in China
>he fell for the berserk meme
>>61589219
FUCK
>>61589374
>>61589219
WHY ISNT CASCA BROWN ANYMORE
Gan, mending Administrasi Bisnis Undip apa Hukum UNS?
Funniest joke of the year goes to....
>>61584105
You know, I kinda miss the ERP-fags sometimes.
>>61585758
>getting high from worst girl's singing
Flip pls
>>61590141
hahahahaha
>>61590147
Did someone say ERP time?
>>61590141
>it's real
What the fuck?
>>61587729
le myao..
>>61590141
???
What did he mean by this?
>>61589650
Because Japan is racist, they think that if they make Casca black again it would be hard for her to be seen getting raeped by Griffith in spandex
>>61587694
Well, i rarely get to eat filipino food anymore
>>61587729
Looks like Faraj needs to go back to grammar school and re-learn word spacing
>>61587729
>PUKIPUKIPUKIPUKI
>>61590141
Hes a ManU fan? well, that makes him a nigger
>>61589657
Bisnis lah coy. Lebih luas dibanding hukum
>>61590233
Yes made by our Naj
>>61590278
Guess he's drunk on 2.6billion ringgit
>>61590648
Emang?
Lebaran is near, post /asean/ Islamic song lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKgDcN6MH_Y
>>61590584
Yeah, probably I guess.
>>61590924
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3jGfeH0HE4
wokwokwokwokwowkowkowok
>tfw brother is torrenting some shit
>internet is so slow loading 1mb image takes forever
why are ateneofags so risky?
I just got fucked by one and he cummed inside me.
Wtf?
>>61591761
block him from router
>>61591772
maybe your boipucci clenched too hard that he didn't have enough time to pull out. fucking faggot.
>>61591772
Wow that sounds kinda hot
>>61591772
God I love creampie
>>61592055
>has a classmate around the age of 13 that's already a father
>13
>has
underage b8
>>61591993
>>61592055
>>61592075
>>61592112
It's not like I did enjoy it, b-baka.
>>61592166
12 is the age of consent here.
>>61592194
dw, flips are natural born sluts :^)
>>61592194
are you a girl?
Malayxit when?
>>61592220
really? fuck m8, i wanna fuck a loli-flip then (12-17 yrs old)
>>61592224
Lel ;(
>>61592230
No.
>>61592276
Nbi pls
>>61592194
You did you trap slut
>>61592302
>No.
topkek ( ͡ ₒ ̮ ̮ ͡ₒ )
>>61592276
Come aussie-kun
Go target this loli
>>61592412
the stakes are too high m8
nevertheless, she's a cute loli
Why the fuck are Japanese screws hexagonal instead of cross or line
Dunno where to get a screwdriver like that.
>>61592302
How lose is your bumhole? does your shit just fall through?
>>61592487
wrong thread?
>>61592497
We non-cucks dont shit as much and regenerate quickly.
Have you ask your brunei-kun that question?
>>61587729
fuck i will vote for PUKI
>>61592517
nah, i just got some japanese chair from some auction.
Feels good getting jap 2nd hand furniture for like 100 - 5k pesos.
Australia should just try selling their furniture here in 3rd world instead of throwing it away
>>61592608
they already won
>>61592614
eh, we don't really throw them away, we have Garage sales and Fetes
>>61592560
No m8 we abstinence we don't shove benis up the pooper kek
>go to recto
>to find a rarest book in the earth for my sis school shit
>from lrt1 station
>there is a birthday party
>all of men doesnt wear a shirt and wears basketball shorts
>karaoke
>pre teen girls twerking wearing skimpy outfits
>2 blocks away people are running away from a drunk guy with a knife trying to stab barangay tanod's
>next street is kids shooting each other with pellet guns
>rekto national book is closed
well fuck this day
What ye guys think bout the only developed nation in Singapore
>>61593219
Southeast asia*
Sorry abit tired now
>>61593219
people there are so smug about it
>>61593330
Nah, the smug ones are usually the less educated ones. Ironically though.
>>61593207
>pellet guns
i miss these days, real life CS:GO lol
>>61593219
its okay for me
but i would visit but not live there
its between malaysia(boring ass country) and thailand(party drug/std infested fiesta)
>>61593378
whats the demographic there like? how do you distinct the educated ones with the latter? were most of the non-ed acts like amos?
>>61590808
gw ambil ilmu hukum duh semoga aja gk ancur masa depan gw
>>61593378
well, in every country the assholes compose of mostly illiterate
>>61593219
maybe the smaller your country the easier it gets to maintain it? dunno, jealousy i guess, my country's fucked up. I hope i can fix this country though, but i just can't. Too late to bring unity to southeast asia, Too early to make revolution. Fuck my life senpai
>>61593502
Mother didn't buy or let me have those toy gun ;__;
Maybe that's the reason why I grew up like this..
>>61591591
>xp startup sound
i always feel comfort and relief when i hear this sound. such a soothing sound of success after starting up the pc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nQ2oiVqKHw
A N I M E S
N
I
M
E
S
Super Pochaco game when?
>Doktor Pavel, ako si CIA.
>>61593595
University would be one, especially those that go into reputable ones here like National Uni and Nanyang tech.
These people are exposed to more current affairs and have a broader worldwide perspective as it is part of the Pre university curriculum and you need to do significantly well to get into these unis, even for us locals
>>61593701
Don't worry anon, just study hard and get our scholarship here, heard that the government are giving those away like its nothing, to "foreign talent". Please do not take advantage of this to go somewhere else like many reported cases
>>61594150
>ngayong linggo 10:00pm dito lang sa TV 5
Why is Malaysia so shit?
>hindi sya nag-iisa
>uh, hindi ka pwedeng magdala ng mga kaibigan
>hindi ko sila kaibigan
>huwag kang mag-alala, walang singil para sa kanila
>at bakit ko naman sila kakailanganin?
>sinubukan nilang kuhanin ang iyong premyo
>nagtratrabaho sila para sa mersenaryo
>ang lalaking naka maskara
>bane?
>ipasok sila, itatawag ko ito
>>61594412
Brah, git najib out, and everything'll be fine i guess, if malaysia stops giving us water we'll be fked for a year or so
>>61594427
malaking tao
>>61594427
>>61594329
>>61594150
apocalypto paksiw irong buang bisaya version
>>61594630
Para sayo
Kami taga Barangay wakwak, nga napildi sa sinulog festival.
>>61594655
hahaha that was really funny way back before
also
>benjo ang paglalakbay
>fall of petlurd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wugDPmrBRE
Malay-chan
>ang planong panghimpapawid na aking isinumite sa embahada
>nakalaan lamang para sa akin, sa aking mga tauhan, at kay doktor pavel
>pero isa lang sa inyo
>ang unang magsasalita ay maaaring manatili sa aking eruplano
Is it spider season in your house?
there is a big ass spider right now in our ceiling(probably a brown recluse beacuse fat belly)
im gonna kill it later
>>61594427
>>61595478
>sino ka?
>kung sino man kami ay hindi na mahalaga, ang mahalaga ay ang aming plano
>at walang nangi-alam hanggang sinuot ko na ang maskara
>kapag tinanggal ko ba to, mamamatay ka?
>ito'y magiging sobrang sakit
>ika'y malaking tao
>para sayo
>ang pagkahuli ba ay bahagi ng iyong plano?
>siyempre
>dr. pavel ay tumanggi sa alok namin at pumabor sayo
>dapat namin malaman ang sinabi niya sayo
>wala! wala akong sinabi!
>buweno binabati kita, pinahuli ninyo ang sarili niyo
>ano ang susunod na hakbang sa iyong punong plano?
>pabagsakin itong eroplano
>na walang makakaligtas
>>61595722
I have a fucking cockroach infestation for 5 months
I keep killing around 3 every single fucking day
>sinong nagbayad sa'yo para dukutin si doktor pavel?
>hindi maganda ang paglipad nya
>sino ang gustong sumunod?
>sabihin mo sa akin ang tungkol kay bane
>bakit sya nakasuot ng maskara?
>kahanga-hangang katapatan para sa isang upahang baril
>>61596259
yeah it stop croach infestation but its really scarry
id ignore it but it goes to attack mode like raising its two front legs when im near it
i killed it already
>>61596348
did u use walis tingting?
I havent seen huge spiders since mid 2000s
>>61594655
How did you find that? It's been a long time, I knew a dubber from those videos.
>>61595722
Screen your windows.
>>61596452
alcohol to weaken them reduce his attack back to 0 and electric swatter to finish the job
>>61595722
bro, spiders are like oversized ants. theyre pretty harmless
>>61596594
I got bit while asleep when I was 14.
>>61596466
We use to watch it all the time
It's not too late.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/06/30/one-of-japans-most-famous-manga-artists-marries-professional-cosplayer-31-years-younger-than-him/
>>61596636
its probably just the bed bugs. when spiders bit it tingles your senses
>>61596665
damn she has nice assets
>>61594150
>>61594427
>>61595478
>>61596133
>>61596335
Someone pls shop bane mask onto pic
>>61596665
>who is freddie?
>who is vic?
it's like you're living under a rock or something. those things occur way more than you're aware of.
>>61596644
I remember watching those vids when I was in elementary. Time flies so fast.
>>61596796
I never implied otherwise.
>>61596737
>>61596594
What are you guys staying up for? It's like 2.30am
>>61596864
Not them but Italy vs Germany.
>>61596864
its weekends, and i already took 3 hours of nap last evening and i cant sleep now
>>61596864
fap
>>61596737
It was itchy and I felt a mild headache. I found a spider egg just beside my legs where I got bit.
>>61596864
It's like I'm working 24/7.
>>61596864
it's sunday, and we devoted christians do worship jeebus 24/7 during this holy day.
I can only watch Dark Knight Rises on Japanese dubs, like my anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSRylVSfxyw
>>61596896
>tfw Germoney will win the Euro, I can feel it
I've been supporting them since 2013
It's funny how often Southeast Asians get mistaken for chinks over here, a Thai student spoke so little English that nobody realised he was Thai for two semesters
>>61596864
not them but, not wagecuck
>>61596999
my bad, tomorrow is sunday
>>61596665
>http://en.rocketnews24.com/2016/06/30/one-of-japans-most-famous-manga-artists-marries-professional-cosplayer-31-years-younger-than-him/
His wife is a pure as his creation Belldandy.
Good for him.
>>61596971
or maybe westerners have little knowledge of SEA. so they cant tell which is which
>>61596953
those eggs is a lucky charm. you are protected by the spider gods that itch and headache are prolly your lack of hygiene
>>61596864
fucked up body clock, was asleep the whole day
>>61596971
When I say I am M'laysian, people start to think I am Muslim.
>>61596958
>sunday
>holy day
You mean you missed yesterday's worship
>>61597043
b-but today is sunday
>>61597131
>m'laysia
>not muslim
chink detected
>>61597093
Not with this cafe around.
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/05/14/loss-of-virginity-services-for-women-are-a-thing-in-japan-now-apparently/
>>61597168
holy shit i thought it was still saturday
>>61597175
M'Lady
>>61597175
I, Sakurahime am Chink you cuck
>>61597241
>>61597254
>>61597254
Kyaaa~ Sakurahime
>>61597166
that's not what the bible said, maybe you've mistaken the bible for a fiction book you always read
>>61597287
Why must you be so rude? Was it Becos you were cucked by a chink :3
>>61597303
Come on gaiz, I hate gommunism
>>61597369
that's not even me
>>61597369
Actually I am a chink
>>61584105
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA5IAAdKI5w
>>61597532
Oh..I thought you were Flipbong for a sec. Sorry
>>61597532
>Hong Kong
the Good kind maybe?
>>61597602
only if you're not from singapoor
>>61597423
Baka baka, you still got cucked by one
Tell me more about the Sakurahime - Flipbong rivalry.
>>61597254
Proof? post a pic of your hand
>>61597874
his hand might be hairy tho, disgusting
>>61597772
Sakurahime is butthurt because my centrist views conflicts with his right wing extremist rhetoric
>not being dual
Get on my level, plebs :^)
>>61597874
Here. It's not hairy >~<
>>61597978
that british passport isn't going to be much use when the bongs leave the eu
>>61597934
I am not a right wing extremist ;__;
>>61597978
Sorry if this is too personal, but how old are ya? I'm really curious.
>>61598035
>>61597978
>obese men
>>61597934
Aren't you that guy that fucked his cousin and posted it on /pinoy/?
What's your opinion on brexit, flipbong?
>>61598147
I am not fat. I am only 60kg
when will asean unite with the eu
>>61598237
that was my pasta, did you like it?
Remain because i'd have to line up in the airport like all the non-EU plebs
>>61598122
That is very personal, I'm 23 and still a virgin pls don't remind me that I will be a wizard soon.
>>61598075
then what are you?
>>61598067
Ikr, now I have to line up in the airport like all the non-EU, fuck ;__;
>>61598265
post a pic of your hand with this pose
>>61598364
I hate to say this but....I'm only slightly more right wing
>>61598418
Forgive the lighting. Now only night light is on
I want to work in a big ASEAN city, like Bangkok or Jakarta. How can I find a nice middle class job as a German computer science master graduate with internship experience in data analytics?
>>61598723
>German
you're hired, just make sure you can tolerate the summer heat
>>61598723
No refugees
chinks are the jews of south east asia, when will you jungleniggers finally get the courage to gas them?
Hey, ada tak sesiapa sudi nak share kredit xpax? :(
>>61598723
if you're white, you can get a decent job up to managerial position
>>61598723
you're German, just walk in to any job and act like you own the place and start working. Promise you, the production will rise by 200%
>>61598788
>>61599438
So how do I actually go about it?
Are there any special offices who connect people like me with interested companies?
Are there some Asian versions of LinkedIn?
I just came back from Bangkok, after a week I already got used to the heat.
>>61598987
My gf is chink :^(
>>61599657
>implying you have a gf
cartoons don't count
>>61599328
Do you have a cute sister
>tfw you burnt your finger with a cigarette in a club
>>61599912
>going to clubs
there's your problem
>>61599543
Jobstreet
>>61586712
yes yes please follow our example and remember to report any anti americans to the cia thank you for your cooporation
>>61599999
nice repeating digits
>>61599900
I have no one. :(
>mfw i realize fatima is a muslim name and not a catholic saint namei
>>61599999
>checked
good lawd, jobstreet will definitely hire you
>>61601612
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m5IdJUwq2Sg
Why Thailand so sex-tourism country?
>>61601612
so do aisha, khadijah; and mary which is the four girls including fatima that muhammad said something about them(i don't remember what it is). also ishmael, abraham, isaac, joseph and many more names you see in bible.
>>61602118
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrahamic_religions
my sleep pattern is fucked up.
I get 4 hours of sleep at night and then 4 hours of sleep in morning.
>>61602367
Same lol, in the afternoon to the late evening. I blame the Euros and my lifestyle
>inb4 leech
>>61593219
I live here. It's a fucking fascist state and the future of every damn country.
>>61593378
The Christian community is hella smug. And most of them are educated.
>>61593701
Yes. It is definitely easier to run a fascist state with a much smaller landmass.
Also, Singapore is forever fucked because of the PAP.
>>61593979
Can't fuck Sonico, RUINED
>>61594563
Ahahahahah. If that's the case, arbitration goes out of the window and we'll see how stupidly run the SAF is.
>>61596864
Twitch streams and mobile games.
>>61597241
Oh god he bothered to dress for the HAT.
>>61599999
QUINTS
CHECK'EM
Pic unrelated
>>61604679
>I live here. It's a fucking fascist state and the future of every damn country.
>Also, Singapore is forever fucked because of the PAP.
>Yes. It is definitely easier to run a fascist state with a much smaller landmass.
Underage pls go
Authoritarian, yes. Fascist? Is that why we are inviting thousands of foreigners to our shores every year?
>>61605164
Most of them are rich people and foreign talents who, on the basis of meritocracy, are more eligible to work here because your average local is not only more expensive to hire, but is literally unable to work for up to 40 days every year.
And no one gives a fuck because Singapore is a "literal success story", despite the fact that the British actually left behind valuable infrastructure and a decent-sized GDP. No one fucking cares about the human rights violations that happen to rival politicians or even the underaged critics because they only look at the GDP and they fucking want to suck the PAP's dick.
Our country checks off enough on the fascism markers that it qualifies. It's only a matter of time before the military aspects roll in.
>>61584105
Isn't Duterte a commie???
this is such a mess
Flips just separate already
>>61606044
Of doesn't matter of we have undignified shill cunts that post bullshit like these>>61593207
>>61592412
It will only be bad if we have true nationalism and unity
>>61605580
>Most of them are rich people and foreign talents who, on the basis of meritocracy, are more eligible to work here because your average local is not only more expensive to hire, but is literally unable to work for up to 40 days every year.
Muh only whities can be expats meme. What are maids and construction workers?
>literally unable to work for up to 40 days every year
http://statestimesreview.com/2015/06/16/singapore-maintains-its-no-1-ranking-in-longest-working-hours-in-the-world/
>no one gives a fuck
Bro, do you know how many westerners there are out there that slags off our so-called "lack of democracy"? Even our fellow Asian success story, Hong Kong, has a deplorable attitude towards how we treated Mr Amos Yee.
>No one fucking cares about the human rights violations
Many organisations worldwide have already condemned our horrendous track record with human rights. However, when you look at the countries that are surrounding us... They might have more pressing concerns and issues.
Otherwise yeah I agree with you lol Singapore is a shithole lmao
>>61584105
Me love you long time, Philippines bb. Pls don't brexit.
