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night edition
fuck why did i make this
it's dead on delivery
>>61570515
rip brother, better luck next time
whatchu doin this late tho senpai
>>61571756
the same thing you do
>>61571756
yes hello
>bored at work
>go on /tv/
>literally NOTHING but meme threads
what the fuck is going on
>>61576531
MEMES
E
M
E
S
mushroom hunting today and im tired as fuck ...
>>61576531
>bored at work
That's a meme on its own.
morning peeps
>that catalog
>>61578156
>bored at work
>meme
oh boy
https://www.etsy.com/shop/ThePlushieMagnate
nice
>>61578337
>that dumb use of accent marks combined with english
fucking triggered
>>61578337
where is the second picture from?
>>61578337
Kaysee should be nuked.
>>61578337
>redditballs going full reddit
>>61578329
>Having work where you get bored
>Not a meme
Choose wisely
>>61578522
>you never get bored at work meme
sometimes you just run out of things to do (if you are not a lazy slob, that is)
and browsing chinese food seasoning manuals can only entertain you for some time
>>61578753
>run out of things to do
>if you are not a lazy slob
Choose wisely
>>61578844 (double czeched)
I only get bored when I run out of things to do desu
The next two weeks is going to be rugh
>today and tomorrow one night camping at velence lake with family
>tomorrow night house party
>monday trough thursday chilling at balaton lake with friends
>three days of kajaking at szigetköz with family
>next week balaton agan with an other group
>>61570515
its alive
So I told him to burn them to death... he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!
Guys, /ck/ is making me feel ill, wat do?
>>61579937
looks tasty af
>>61579937
what is that thing
>>61579937
I´m hungry as fuck now. also I dont have milk for my corn flakes :(
>>61579937
>instant fast food
thats some next level pukefood
>>61579937
Every time I see this, I have to watch it to the end. And every time I'm suprised that ppl would pay for this grabage
>>61579937
every food that isn’t halusky makes me ill tbqh
>>61579937
if this makes you feel ill, try some Ja/ck/ videos
prime vomit material
>>61580812
where do I find them?
post the prettiest person from your history
>>61580857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc
my personal favorite
>>61580957
All these girla, without all these clothes in the city
>>61580512
A true slovak, stúr'd be proud
>>61581041
pretty good.
post more favourites
niggers i'm bored, how about playing a game. We each greentext our country's history as best we can and judge each other based on our knowledge of the past
>>61575710
>>61579750
Have fun
>>61581657
>praotec cech
>Karel IV
>Masaryk
>hacha
>husak
>havel
t. historian
flood resistant mirror drilling machine edition
>>61582056
>>61582098
okay no then
>>61582184
why don't you greentext it?
>>61582198
i feel like i would make it too long and nobody would read it anyway. I would do it if others would...
>>61582232
I'd read it but do what you want
comfy snack lads
>>61582232
I'd read it too, don't trust my history knowledge enough to write it
>>61582360
gibsmedat
http://youtu.be/qqXi8WmQ_WM
timeless
>>61582271
o-okay then, i'll make it as short as i can
>celts/illyrians
>Boii
>Markomans - wars with Rome
>Czechs
>Samo's realm - wars with Avars and Eastern Frankish empire
>Great Moravia - wars with Saxons, Christianization
>Czech principality - integration in HRE
>in early years - expansion north and east
>in later years - meddling in HRE politics
>Czech kingdom
>mostly wars with southern neighbours, Bavaria, Austria and Hungary, Brandenburg BFF
>changes in society and nobility as feudalization is almost complete
>owned Austria, Styria, Krain, Hungary, Poland, kind of Prussia during these times
>Venceslaus III. murdered, Premyslids dying out
>John of Luxembourg - wars and shit
>Charles of Luxembourg - building and shit
>Venceslaus of Luxembourg - plagues and shit
>Hussites raping everyone left and right
>Henry of Poděbrady - Hussite lowborn king, idea of medieval EU, also he was fat
>Jagellonians - didn't really care about us
>Habsbourgs since 1526
>1618 starts 30' years war
>suppressing Hussite religion and germanization ever since
>nothing until 1918 (maybe except Rudolf II. moving his court to Prague)
>just národní obrození and all things around it
>Legionaries in WW1
>TGM and First Republic being prosperous as hell
>Münich
>Protectorate
>Heydrich atentate
>more legionaries in WWII but not as based as in WW1 except our pilots in Britain, those were pretty based
>February 48' and taking over of commies
>Socialism with human face during 60's
>Normalization up until Velvet revolution of 89'
>Privatization, westernization
>and its been shit ever since
Tried making it as short as possible.
Also the storm is coming
>>61582862
>>and its been shit ever since
b8ing in progress?
>>61583012
>b8ing
he's not entirely wrong tho
Im bored
gulaszbros ww@
>>61581657
>germanic tribes
>slav arrival
>moravian tribe
>samo empire
>principality of nitra ;)
>great moravia
>hungarian kingdom
>austrian shit
>principality of upper hungary - turkish shit
>more austrian shit
>magyarization
>the modern Slovak nation
>trianon
>czechoslovakia
>ww2 slovak state ;)
>czechoslovakia
>slovakia ;)
maybe i got something wrong idk
rate ouf of 10
>cool slovak list:
>pribina
>štúr, rimavsky, hurban, hodza + every poet from the 19th century
>jan jesenius
>saint gorazd
>janosik
>stefanik
>slovak nobility in kingdom of hungary
>>61583218
I don't know I'm still a "kid" and I've never experienced communism and shit
>>61583320
Post a pic when it's done
>>61583322
>turkish shit
is that why so many cigany?
>>61583482
i heard that cigans werent allowed in hungarian kingdom but after the turks gtfo austrofags let them stay
so yes i think
>>61583482
>>61583521
like turks gtfo hungarian kingdom
>>61583521
I assumed they were indians or something
>>61583322
>germanic tribes
wat?
>>61583734
Pretty sure he means celts but they were not germanic
>>61583705
Language question for the Czechs:
kde = jinde
kam = jinam
odkud = ???
>>61583883
kam
>>61583734
>>61583817
i meant quadi
i forgot about celts and avars
>>61583705
they are but they were able to stay in hungary because of the turks or some shit like that
i dont really know tho i just heard something like that once
>20 year old virgin
>finally ask a 6/10 girl out
>she comes to my place
>she wants to watch a movie
>I say which one
>she wants to browse Netflix
>I tell her I don't use Netflix but I can play any movie she wants
>She wants to see some original Netflix drama about some crippled kid or whatever
>I find it for her on torrent sites
>I download the movie in 15 mins while I make some drinks for us. Thought it was a pretty smooth move during the wait
>I go to my HDTV and I pull out the HDMI cable
>she's like um what are you doing
>I say I'm going to hook up the laptop to the TV to watch the movie
>She makes this face like...like she is rolling her eyes at me
>I hook it up and I start moving the cursor around the screen on the tv to find the folder
>she says "um you know...I think I have to call it a night I just remembered I have to get some stuff done before work"
>I ask her if anything is wrong
>She says nothing, nothing
>I ask her if she's sure and she says yes and I walk her to my door.
>I tell her goodnight and she is like ok goodnight and she walks out.
>>61583933
odkud = kam?
Jsem tady, nebo jinde.
Jdu tam, nebo jinam.
Přišlo to odtud, nebo ???.
>>61582862
>t. redditor
where have my vegetables gone : O
>>61584173
did you honestly think she wanted to watch a movie?
>>61584187
odjinud
>>61584187
fugg, made a mistake in my native language :DD
I meant it as
Odkud jedete x Kam jedete
odjinud in this case I guess
ok i've found them
>>61584212
>>61584294
lookin good
>>61584294
what you cooking nigga
>>61584317
gulasz
>>61584269
>>61584253
Thank you thank you thank you! (mockrát)
>>61582862
Kys
>>61584173
Is that a copy pasta?
>>61584173
>>Oh, hurr durr, I'm 20 yo virgin, me so sad, me an hero. No reason to live.
This fucking meme should die asap. There is absolutely nothing wrong about being a viring in your late 20's. I lost mine, when I was 26. With a 10/10 girl, she was 21 at the time.
But that's OT, anyway the girl you are talking about seems like to be some kind of a bydlo whore. Just looking for one night stand. Nothing to be sad about.
>>61584510
>t. paid 1000€ to watch an escort masturbate
>>61584566
I'm being curious, how do you know, it's me?
>>61583734
>>61583817
quadi, marcomani, vandals, goths, longobards and gepids lived in the area too before hungarian kingdom.
not sure about how far exactly they were into the northern carpathians, but they lived on the basin.
>>61584245
>>61584402
>>61584510
its a pasta you shits
>>61584603
same pictures and the way you write
>>61584661
no shit, literally nobody uses netflix here
>>61584675
wait, he really did pay a hooker to watch her masturbate?
like what the fuck
>>61584724
look through yesterday's thread I think he just has a wild imagination
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
>>61584689
fuck you, I do
>>61584793
but why
>>61584675
Well, there goes an anonymous board. How do you perceive the way I write?
>>61584724
>>61584757
No, obviously I didn't. Just shitposting, was having a lot fun tho. That's why we are here after all, right?
>>61584870
>joke's on you i was being retarded on purpose
>>61584870
>How do you perceive the way I write?
like a virgin who nursed on his moms teat way too long
guess what this is for
>>61584928
>>61585002
cooking stuff with steam?
>>61585002
>guess what this is for
not halusky, therefore it's shit
>>61585002
storebought knedliky
>>61585074
we've got a winner
>>61584928
>>61585048
Sounds about right. Maybe I should stylized my writing like a bydlo retard, will it be easier for me to fit in then? I wanna fit in, you look like a fine bunch to be with.
>>61585098
>you look like a fine bunch to be with.
>>61585095
yay
>>61585098
Nah write the way you want plus we are lacking virgins in this thread
>>61584661
I honestly couldn't tell because
>netflix
>hungary
>>61585143
>plus we are lacking virgins in this thread
Cool, I'm happy to be in a club. Are you the club president?
>>61584793
>Why are you using service where you can watch movies and series
Might be just my wild guess. But I'll try anyway: to watch movies and series?
How did I do anon?
>>61584793
>>61585620
crap, obv.
>>61584847
>>61585339
>Are you the club president?
Yes I am but don't stay too long.
>>61585620
winrar
rate
>>61586015
not enough knedliky/10
>>61586015
>wafle ryżowe
plebejski gust Mateuszu
>>61586048
there's more in the pot
>>61586061
>>wafle ryżowe
webm related
>>61586015
noice, enjoy
what spices did you use?
>>61586129
caraway, soy sauce, cayenne:sweet pepper 1:1
>>61586129
Britfag.
World server is down, fucking great. Beta, why are you doing this to me?
>>61586015
Looks yummy. Need to get myself a waifu, I can't cook for shit.
x = the number of buns that would perfectly satisfy my hunger
x + 1 = the number of buns that we always seem to have
>>61586540
Shouldn't that be other way around? You want x+1 to satisfy your hunger but always got only x.
If your country isn't leader of european council you are not white
>>61586666
If your country is Slovakia then you are not white either.
>>61586585
I would be okay with that, since that would just mean i won't really be full. But this way, i always leave just one bun in there and nobody wants to eat one bun, so it will stay there to rot, or i eat x-1 and will be hungry, knowing that there is enough buns to satisfy my hunger, but i can't take them. Mostly it ends up in me trying to eat x+1 and giving up halfway through the last one and throwing it out.
>>61586666
it doesnt make sense, the EU is a Muslim Sultanate. You are country is the leader of the EU, in other words, of a Muslim Superpower
>if, not white
wat?
>>61586666
then get the fuck out satan
>>61586666
It's on a 6 month rotational basis Lucifer
>>61584294
I see your face you cigany
Marco Polo Season 2 up, maraton who?
>>61586958
;____;
zdenek pls
>>61587226
Jaroslaw pls
>>61587226
The fuck's that shit on your nails
>>61587226
you look gay
>>61585143
>we are lacking virgins in this
What new meme is this?
>>61587143
Fuuuck, I forgot about that, and I won't be home fore a long time.
>>61587226
you're cute Grzegorz
>>61587418
Ye, we were talking about that the other day. Gonna get me some burger with fries, cola and them ice creams and watch at least 5 episodes today. Based Netflix.
![IMG_0849[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QIa96GG.jpg "IMG_0849[1].jpg")
shrooms
>>61586685
How many is X buns?
>Archaeological researches indicate that the Moravian population had ties with Iranian and Middle-Eastern territories. The ornaments and motives of the jewelries originated from the Near East, similar analogies were found in Syria, Egypt and Iran. The foot-wears were similar to the boots of Tabaristan. The buttons belonged to the Caucasian and Iranian types. The style of the abodes and types of domesticated animals, like horses, cattle and goats, were Middle Asian.
WE WUZ IRANIAN ANS SHIET
>>61587885
Dirty sandniggers.
>>61587143
Just finishing Orange is the new black
>wanna fuck a trap
>she's actually a girl
>>61586666
>>61587885
>turns out slovakistan is literally hindukush tier
absolute kek
>>61584212
>red white green
good lad
>>61588074
Pretty sure he said Moravian.
>>61588148
population of great moravia = moravian population
>>61588073
post pic
>>61587922
>>61588074
IRANIANS ARE WHITE
>>61588174
Yes, Moravian, not Slovak.
>>61588074
S V A T O P L U K
>>61588073
>a closet heterosexual faggot
now I've seen everything
>>61588221
About as much as this fella: >>61588241
>>61588228
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Moravia#Population
bruh
>>61588303
Don't bruh me retard.
>>61588241
pic related bela I mating with his polish wife
>>61588420
*svatopluk the faggot's son with a hungarian nobleman
>>61588453
wow svatopluks son sure looked like a woman
>>61588505
svatopluk's son is on the right you retard and he looks like his father >>61588241 here
>>61587885
>hello yes, I am retarded
>a trade route? travelling merchants? nope, never heard about those things
>>61588566
chenchen propaganda
i always knew we wuz the glorious iranians deep in my heart
>>61588228
Same thing
>>61588888
>(You)
>>61588938
So whats the difference
>>61588964
The word Slovak didn't even exist until 14th century.
>nothing to do at work
>leave for an inn
>I'm the only one there
>order a Schnitzel and mineral water
>get the water and the owner leaves for the kitchen
>3 minutes later, two little proleten (maybe 10 or 12 years old, probably younger) arrive and look at me sitting at a table and say "two cola and vanilla ice to the table outside!"
>I look at them and say "fine"
>keep going through my files for work tomorrow
>mfw they think they actually ordered something while in truth they are being had
would you date girl who has 15k instagram followers and posts half nude?
Why aren't you at Budapest pride now, partying to awesome music surrounded by happy people?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VKVy0Mit8g
>>61589026
So what. They could call themselves indians for all i care
>LOVE IS REAL
>GOD IS A TALE
epic
I love the homophobe butthurt in comments everywhere
>>61589222
>people in 9th century were something that only started existing in 14th century
>>61589230
Arpád didnt die for this
>>61589261
They didnt call themselves slovaks but thats absolutely irrelevant
I really like this picture
>>61589264
god aint real, stop eating the lies of your orthodox mafia 'church'
>>61589300
You're just fishing for (You)s
>>61589200
I still don't get why gay parades are even a thing what is it supposed to accomplish? Gay people will be gay no matter what society thinks about them, homophobes won't change their mind because they see a bunch of dancing fags either.
Pride got the most illustrious rotue, from Heroes square through Andrássy avenue to the Parliament.
>>61589309
Nope. East moravians are ancestors of modern Slovaks
>>61589309
did árpád ever say he was a magyar?
>>61589365
He belonged to the Megyer-Magyar tribe and choniclers of the 9-10. century called us Magyars, thats good enough.
>>61589355
>a fish is ancestor of a man
>therefore, a man is fish
>>61589261
They called themselves Sloven which got changed into Slovak due to polish influence.
>>61589441
Shit analogy. Hungarians are way more different from their original ancestors
>>61589498
>he's literally unable to discuss Slovaks without bringing up Hungarians
>>61589521
Discussing slovak history without hungarians is almost impossible. You have no argument. Literally no european nation is same as the original tribe was. Fact is that slavs that lived in modern day slovakia were of moravian tribe
>>61589498
Hungarians of 800 are unlike Hungarians of 1000 who are unlike Hungarians of 1250.
>>61589611
And the ethnogenesis of Slovaks as a separate ethnicity didn't really begin until the late medieval period regardless of who their ancestors were (which, moreover, is something we don't even know for sure). It's like saying ancient Romans were Italians.
>>61589710
9AD is when principality of Nitra is created, this is where we can start seeing divide between western and eastern moravians.
>>61589826
And it's still safe to assume a lot of modern Slovaks do not descend from Moravians.
>>61589866
what do you mean
>>61589303
whats with the PEACE flag
>>61589866
And where are they from then
>>61589915
>>61590074
Slavicization of the Vlach colonists from the 14th century onwards, that's who a lot of the "darker" looking Slovaks (not talking about Gyppos now) descend from. The typical Slovak mountain shepherd culture is 100% Vlach and not Slavic in origin.
Also Germans, East Slavs (Rusyns), Magyars, Poles, Czechs are some of the people who contributed to Slovak gene pool. Personally I would never claim to be descended from anyone if I don't have it verified with actual family records.
>>61590120
But they lived at this place, they had to breed with the slavs living here. Basically like with the charlenagne. Its almost impossible to NOT have moravian ancestor
>>61590120
That can be literally said about any country
>>61590030
The seven-color peace flag is not to be confused with the similar six-color gay pride flag, which does not have turquoise and has red at the top instead of the bottom.
kek
>>61590120
vlachs came in small numbers
its stupid to asume that there are slovaks whos ancestors were 100% vlach with 0% slovak blood
>The typical Slovak mountain shepherd culture is 100% Vlach and not Slavic in origin.
i doubt that
sure some shepard tools and cuizine was taken but that doesn’t equal 100%
>Also Germans, East Slavs (Rusyns), Magyars, Poles, Czechs are some of the people who contributed to Slovak gene pool.
that can be said about every nationality
>>61590559
>sure some shepard tools and cuizine was taken but that doesn’t equal 100%
The shepherd culture is more or less 100% Vlach. Words like bryndza, cutora, fujara, koliba, grun, geletka, baca, valach, valaska are all of Vlach origin. You can see similar patterns wherever the Vlachs settled, from Bulgaria and Serbia up to Moravia (Valassko).
qts
>>61589230
>>61589309
>>61589345
Why does that thing still exist? Can't wait till 2018 when Jobbik bans stil crap
>>61590760
Forgot about male goat, which is called "cap" in Slovak although other Slavic languages call it "kozel". Compare to Romanian/Latin "capra"
>>61590822
>>61590850
>>61590886
>>61590886
pics unrelated I suppose?
>>61591012
Both kozioł and cap exist in Polish, but cap is more commonly used as an insult, ie "ty capie"
>>61590760
meh doesn’t really matter
this isn’t really related but magyar culture as whole is almost 100% slavic
>>61591179
Cap exists in Polish also thanks to Vlach influence in southern Poland, the Gorals are extremely Vlach culturally.
>>61591205
Magyar culture is a mutt of Slavic, German and ancient Magyar elements.
the lecsó is ready
>>61591255
looks good enjoy
>>61591306
thanks, I am
>>61580812
>>61580857
at least Jack is just some retard on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_73j-P-UMU
>>61591255
>warm cucumber
>>61590373
>t. faggot expert
>>61591420
>warm cucumber
but thats zucchini
>>61591420
WHY THE FUCK IS HE DEEP FRYING COOKED POTATOES WHO THE FUCK LET THIS RETARD HAVE HIS OWN COOKING SHOW
on the other hand, it can always get worse
>>61591420
kek are you the anon who posted lada hruska vids on /ck/ a couple days back?
>>61591614
it's ok then
>>61591723
nope
but I once posted some mimibazar shit there
>>61591871
>mimibazar
horny mothers with too much time on their hands
>>61591690
>on the other hand, it can always get worse
you bet
for best experince, watch one this first for contrast
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jt9L67RYH4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOhfJT9AJWk
>mfw "a po 10ti minutách se na to podíváme"
>click on a site
>article about slovak history
>written by lászló kovács tót III.
>"kingdom of hungary was 100% paprika, slavsmell didn’t live here"
>"great moravia was obviously germanic, iranian and avar state and not slavsmell"
>"i fucking hate turks, fuck turks"
>"pls give felvidék, trianon smells"
>sources: lászló kovács tót II.
>>61592971
>click on a site
>article about slovak history
wow man, what a surprise
do you ever do or think about anything else other than slovak history?
fucking kill yourself faggot, stop shitting up every single thread with your autism, no one gives a shit
>>61593087
okay
>>61593087
Don't be fucking mean
>>61586666
we're the last out of v4 cunts to be the leaders of european council
dežo go away
>>61592971
link site
>>61592971
i bet you complain about slniečkari on SME articles too you autist
>>61591255
would nom/10
dead
mŕtvy
mrtvý
![IMG_0844[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7YSueTG.jpg "IMG_0844[1].jpg")
damn had a nice storm here
martwy
halott
>>61595693
>>61595730
>>61595770
>>61595804
why aren't you out with your friends?
>>61595830
been out with them on thursday and friday
why arent you?
match soon lads
who /italy/ here?
>>61595863
>implying
>>61595918
>browsing 4chan while out with friends
you must be a great friend senpai
>>61595945
I meant I have no friends
>>61595864
Against who?
>>61596001
based you
>>61596001
you have us
>>61570395
How do you feel about the fact that Romania might join the visegrad group?
>>61596001
>I have no friends
find new ones
>>61596236
It won't or I'll practise the tradition of my people
>>61596236
Breddy gud famescu, you guys develop fast
Not so much about Ukr*ine though, but I doubt they will actually join us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2zmkHZ-8RE
>>61596236
There's a long time before that happens
>>61596236
i think A B B (adriatic baltic black sea basin) cooperation was the best option but with the unsure future of the union i wouldn't dismiss this plan either
>>61596236
what does v4 do in real life anyway
>>61596793
it's a big boys club
girls not allowed
>>61596793
nothing, really they just go to conferences among themselves pretending to be important people
>>61596793
There's a shared fund for some cultural stuff. It used to have some economic cooperation but that's become redundant since EU.
Also, trying to work out consensus on some political stuff I guess. That should become a bigger thing though, for the voting in the EU Council for example.
>>61596793
they slap each other's buttocks and laugh
>>61597195
I would slap this buttocks until I die to be honest with you
