>you will never EVER be french
why haven't I killed myself?
French hate thread
Let's go
>>61567569
its not hard to be french
>living in a muslim country
>>61567569
Iktfb
>>61567636
How do I become french?
I can get on a train and be in the Louvre the same afternoon.
Feels good.
>>61567619
I like France
>>61567678
https://www.service-public.fr/particuliers/vosdroits/N111
>Frenchboo thread
TOO WEIRD
I like the French, but I'm happy being American.
>>61567569
You probably look like one already. All you have to do is accept Islam and learn Arabic.
>no french region of australia
>new caledonia too far to swim to
>french people that come here are crazy or are killed
someone save me
>>61567720
>Par mariage
How do I acquire a french wife?
>>61567678
>wake up
>dont shower
>drink shit tier coffee but o no your croissants are slightly stale
>set tyres on fire in your kitchen and refuse to work until you get fresh croissant
>eventually surrender and go to work
>call your wife in your lunch hour and listen to her fuck her arab boyfriend
>finish work and surrender your wine supply to the local imam and ask for forgiveness
>>61567762
Fuck off
>I will never live here
Kill me
France is going down the shitter, why would you even want that?
Proof is : >>61567762
An even more subhuman version of poointheloo thinks he is alllowed banter us
>be a 1/4 French
>can't get citizenship because of French law
>sand niggers have better chances of becoming French than I
just end me lads
>>61567762
10/10 bantz
>ywn be an extremely talented French kid who goes to Louis Le Grand and then ENA and then become rich
Why live
>>61567826
Grenoble is pretty nice
Living near the mountains drove me crazy though, fuck the Alps
>>61567800
3/10 senpai
>>61567783
>tfw we're literally worse than aussies
>>61567920
Why do you remind me i failed everything
>>61567957
How does that whole stuff work anyway? Is it all exam based? So if you have a bad few days you're basically fucked? Do you get more than one try?
>>61567871
That's not true, you can be french easily if you have at least 1 of your grand parent who are french.
If not you can ask gently and become french like that
>>61567865
>allowed
Just like French ""men"" aren't allowed to check if a baby is theirs?
>all those France is mooslim posts
Disgusting /pol/ propaganda
>>61568006
From what I've read your parent has to be French. And my closest French relative is the Grandfather of my Grandfather. My Grandfather's still alive though. Maybe he could get citizenship and then I could. Or does it not work like that?
>>61568034
8% muslim
We must remove hm.....
>>61567957
T'emballe c'est pas parce que t'es en prépa à LLG ou H4 que tu finis à 100% dans une parisienne.
Source : moi ex LLG dans une provinciale
>>61568006
Even a fucking Zulu can easily be French.
>>61567569
Spent too much time with the Alliance Française?
>>61568034
is just Americans trying to deflect from the fact they are only 63% white !
>>61568069
>We must act like dumb nazis, shoot our economy and demography in the foot because Kévin was triggered by some veiled girl in the métro
Aaaah ouiii
>>61568001
>Have top tier grades the last two years of high school
>apply to 20 prépa
>pray
>get taken at your 15th choice
>work 9 hours a day in prépa for 2 years
>pray you dont fail
>pass 9284 exams for grandes écoles
>enter in one
Congratulations you cant fail now they wont let you down you're part of the best
>>61568194
Hello Achmed Bin Aladin
>>61568001
Preparatory class target the best high school and then prepare them during the course of 2 years to compete for the entrance exam of the most competitive engeneering schools or business schools.
>>61568188
And this is bad because?
>>61568034
Most people visit Paris
Paris is basically a mosque/tramp urinal
>>61568188
Not that there is anything inherently wrong with that
Demography come and go. If you want a white country, produce/adopt children.
>>61568215
so if you're a late bloomer you're pretty much boned? I know a dude who did shit in high school, went to a bad college but now is pretty loaded because he just got his shit together late. are most CEOs and stuff from these grandes écoles?
>>61568194
>8% muslim
>huuuuur it's not a problem and of you disagree then ur a nazi
PS, out.
>>61567569
Why would you even want to be French?
>>61567648
>jews laughing at france's future
>>61568261
Paris is only 15% muzzie m8, and it's basically half of our economy
/pol/ has no excuses
>>61567762
>You probably look like one already.
French people look hispanic? I don't get it.
>>61568313
>British flag
>this post
Oh boi
>>61567800
>watch england get knocked out of yet another football competition
you missed that part senpai.
>>61568188
If you take into account that the country was not populated by whites until 3 centuries ago that's impressive.
>>61568324
>only 15%
Too much.
>>61567800
>wake up
>national team still in yurop and euro 2016
>>61568313
France unironically has much better culture than """"Great"""" Britain
>>61567569
>brown
You're like 90% French. All that's left is being fluent in Arabic.
>>61568324
Lol what? It is way more than that maybe 15% according to official census. Montemare is at least 70%
>>61568381
His national team could have very well just eliminated yours with that flag
>>61568423
>americans pretending to know anything about football
>>61568381
How drunk are you right now Pierre?
>>61568390
>better culture
Lol thats not how culture works but I wouldn't expect a yank to understand anything cultural
>>61568449
What do you mean? Wales just eliminated Belgium and Welsh posters have a UK flag.
>>61568412
Nice proxy, Sadiq >>61567762
>>61568278
If you are a late bloomer you can go to a university instead.
You also have entrance exam for any
$ public servant jobs that you can try and prepare by yourself.
You also have entrance exams for those who are already public servant and went to game up.
>>61568412
>stealing Pakistans joke
>>61567762
>>61567569
>tfw you dream about having a french wife and 6 children with her living in a comfy french village
>>61568261
>tfw took the subway in paris
>as I arrived at my destination I take the stairs to get out of the subway
>crowded stairs
>a gypsie woman stops in front of me right in the stairs near the wall
>her loli daughter pull out her panties, crouches and starts to pee in public in the stairs, could see her child pussy
>get pee splashed on my clothes
>say nothing like a beta and leave
>>61568420
Montmartre is 100% tourist trap
>>61568290
>we must enter a state of mass deportations (who am I kidding, you'd rather slaughter them) because my feelings are hurt
>what do you mean, many Arabs serve as teachers/doctors/policemen ? It doesn't fit the narrative ! Shut up
Deport must be only for illegal migrants. Most of them came legally, or can be granted Asylum.
>>61568513
I see, thanks
>>61568495
Well played, Ameri-bro, well played...
>>61568420
paris has few muslims, the surburbs around paris are packed with muslims tho, and they go to paris the week end
>>61568423
>>61568482
I'm french and living in belgium btw. Hence the flag.
>>61568420
France doesn't do ethnic stats. You're being meme'd.
Considering a Muslim as either from a Muslim country or with one parent from a Muslim country, Paris is about 15% Muzzie. 20% max.
>>61568565
I don't want to deport or kill them en masse, I'm not a SS...
I just realize. Realize that our country is now known as the "Black Caliphate of France".
>>61567678
foreign legion
you hondurans already excel at killing, you'll fit right in
>>61568390
Care to elaborate? Can you even tell me what "French culture" is?
>>61568610
O trust me I know, I had to stay in Bobigny
>>61567678
It's incredibly easy to get the french citizenship, you can apply for it if you've lived in France, if you've studied french, etc. Go for it if you really want to be french.
>>61568641
>France doesn't do ethnic stats
We can't even know, no, >WE WUZ ALL FRENCH N SHIT MUH EQUALITY HUUUUUUUR...
Sad.
>>61568652
>our country is now known as the "Black Caliphate of France".
Memes aren't real life
>>61568711
Memes aren't real life. African France is real life.
>>61568664
kek good ol' boboche. I live in bondy right next to it. pls nuke us.
>>61568753
Encourage European immigration as we did in the 1900's. It worked out for us... Mostly...
>>61568660
Brits were butt-raped for 15 years by a micropenis and they needed the prussian to bail them out
>>61568818
wished we could recall quebecers desu
>>61568664
>>61568814
https://www.tripadvisor.com.ar/ShowUserReviews-g661251-d305849-r158355142-Hotel_balladins_Bobigny-Bobigny_Seine_Saint_Denis_Ile_de_France.html
Literally says that Bobigny is a ghetto location. Jesus christ.
>>61568818
European don't speak French
>>61568818
We're full of leftards. They want their daily new bottles of African cum.
>>61568814
Lol had to get the train from there one day...sorry man move to Italy or something
>>61568839
you mean russia?
waterloo was irrelevant, napoleon had not a single even if he had won waterloo.
>>61568901
I will move out soon, back to my grandparents' village in the south west.
Feels good to go in a village where they actually asks the new comers if they are protestants or not.
>>61568839
>Brits were butt-raped for 15 years by a micropenis and they needed the prussian to bail them out
We're 10 miles across the water from France, and Napoleon couldn't even conquer us. You have no right to be smug when he was eventually defeated by the British, when we were able to turn our focus towards him.
>>61568860
From what I've heard, the Quebecois are unsufferable.
>>61568879
Neither did they speak Spanish when they came here. And we ended up with a bastard Spanish that sounds like Italian.
>>61568899
Isn't all of Europe like that? Well, always remember, our constitution makes it easier for Europeans to immigrate.
>>61569004
>From what I've heard, the Quebecois are unsufferable.
anglo lies and propaganda
>>61568990
>We're 10 miles across the water from France, and Napoleon couldn't even conquer us.
ANd you couldn't conquer us either
>>61569035
>ANd you couldn't conquer us either
We never wanted to.
>>61569035
Hardly surprising look at the size of us, Britain was punching way above its weight when it conquered the world.
>>61569080
You're literally saying that you could beat up countries in the other side of the world but couldn't conquer a country 10 miles away from you.
>>61569050
lol the joke. this is your life goal.
>"w-we lost our european continental possesions to the french? as a revenge we will rob them from their colonies!"
;_;
>>61569050
>terrorist attacks in France
>an*los have to make fakes in order to humiliate us
Fuck you
>>61569080
>when it conquered the world.
moron.
>>61569050
My ass
>>61569080
>conquered the world
Memes
>>61569150
Meh, there's not much in France that you can't find in England anyway.
>>61569203
>his country doesn't have meme toys
lmaoing @ ur life
>>61569203
"we didn't conquer you because you have the same resources as we do" you would have been a great leader in the middle ages.
>>61569275
And I'm sure you'd have been a terrible cosmonaut infantryman in the 24th century, but let's stick to the facts here.
>>61569366
>And I'm sure you'd have been a terrible cosmonaut infantryman in the 24th century
rude
>>61568381
>I'm moving to France in less than 6 months
wew Iads
>>61570326
Why do all sudacas all want to come in tht failed state of ours?
>>61570855
Colombians will enrich your country with witheness to counterbalance the Africans and spics.
>>61570953
The receptionist at my university is unironically a colombian who married a French guy
>>61570992
is she a qt?
I have a qt waiting for me in Lyon
>>61570855
Many people have the misconception that the French are White, urbane and have good taste in food and wine when the reality is the French are greasy stupid faggots who beat off to anime.
>>61571162
yeah, she very qt and she also happen to have a great ass
Treat your qt well and you better know how to speak French if you're immigating
>>61570992
Obviously Colombians are taking over France, embrace it, son.
>>61567619
worst race in world
girl in the visual sex with soldier occupying the country then he wearing a military uniform this soldier
french girls would bitch
>>61571255
d'accord mec. Je parle un petit peu francais hey, le grenouille
>>61571404
Hum, t'as encore des progrès à faire ...
>>61571617
c'est pas problème je pense que seulement en ecoutant ma qt tous les jours je peux apprendre ce que je doit savoir au cotidien, en fait je peux déjà dire quelques choses.
>>61571819
Pas mal, pas mal... N'oublie pas d'emmener ta sœur avec toi
>>61571932
J'en ai rien mais ma cousine, elle viens avec moi probablement
>>61571617
C'est pas si mal !
>>61572012
Bienvenue en France, alors ! :^)
>>61572012
Cousine ça marche aussi, bienvenue anon
>>61567930
Australia is our neighbour in antartica
>>61567569
It's hard to believe that these are the descendants of the people who first brought revolution to Europe.
And still we were the first ones to leave the EU. Henri, it's time to come home whiteman.
>>61572279
Revolutionaries were monsters. Killing women and children...what a bunch of cowards. Nothing to be proud of.
>>61568420
>montmartre
no, you're thinking of Barbes. Montmartre is amongst the most expensive neighborhoods of paris
>>61569004
>From what I've heard, the Quebecois are unsufferable.
french stereotype about Quebequois is that they're unbelivably nice
