I wish I was German instead.
I wish I was German instead.
I wish you were German instead
>>61551238
>>61551304
>>61551581
>past tense
In what time? 1939?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6f76d5Ltdk
>>61551238
>>61551304
What a strange world we live in, where Poles wish they were Germans.
>>61551653
conditional, not past tense polish anon just fucked up
I wish i wouldn't be german
>>61551238
Either bait or not, I pity you.
I wish I wasn't German
>>61552156
>>61552411
>>61552513
>>61552546
>Vaterlandsverräter
>>61551238
just cut off your tongue
Learn sorbian, go to the lausitz and pretend you were a germanoslav all along.
I am Greek
>>61551238
>>61551304
You can if you are black
at this point, anyone can be German
> German girl in my bed
> Im not in it
Last night was weird. A mix of silence and prolonged talking. That feel I can only get a girl in my place if all the hostels are full. Wat do?
>>61551238
You do know that the EU allows free movement of goods, services, capital and people. Yes, you can move freely. You can move to Germany and eventually become German. Here, for starters: http://www.auswaertiges-amt.de/EN/EinreiseUndAufenthalt/Zuwanderungsrecht_node.html
>>61553844
Invest in a Russian mail order slave, I mean bride.
>>61554611
GERMANY YES
>>61552575
>>>/pol/ no one gives a shit
>>61554975
Seriously, 40% youth unemployment in the south and they don't overcrowd German lessons? Then they fucking deserve it!
That's why we have the EU's freedom of movement in the first place. Why do you think a million of your countrymen are in the UK? For the food?
>>61554682
Must be expensive
>>61551238
why so?
>>61551238
I wish I was German
>>61556404
you're 50% german already since you're a self-hating faggot
>>61556313
You'd be surprised
>>61556483
I wish you were German.
>>61556256
GERMANY YES
>>61556568
I couldn't be, I dislike the BBC
>>61556625
troglodyte
>>61556737
I wish I was Troglodyte.
the sad thing is i was born in germany to a german mother and a british father yet i can't speak a word of german. makes me sad sometimes.
>>61556737
GERMANY YES
SOON
I wish I was a pure son of Mars
>>61556893
Vous n'aurez jamais l'Alsace et la Lorenne
>>61556893
nah.
don't stain Piast lands with your multi-kulti bullshit.
>>61557162
You're right, the west sucks.
>>61551238
>>61551304
>>61556404
Fuck off
>>61557541
old borders wouldn't be so bad.
too bad 1939 happened.
>>61557559
I wish i was fucking a german asshole
>>61557735
>polish corridor
triggers me every time
>>61557840
germans didn't care.
we offered to cede that to them during Polish-Bolshevik war and they didn't give a shit.
>>61551238
no you don't, trust me
>>61552156
>>61552411
>>61552513
>>61552546
Ins Gas mit euch uesz.
>>61557735
Add South Tyrol and we have a deal.
>>61558315
just invade Italy, they switch sides and you get back HRE borders
>>61551238
I am Greek.
I wish I were Swiss instead.
>>61557735
nice sword.
but why does the bird also hold a skiing stick?
>>61556769
>>61556867
And this is why you're behind.
>>61557541
So where will New-Damascus be located?
>>61555849
Tu quoi
I wish I wasn't born
>>61560758
I feel your pain, anon
>>61560758
I wanna be swiss,
is there a reason not to?
I wish I had an angel
I wish I had polish friends
>>61561379
I do, they are bros.
>>61560440
GERMANY YES
>>61561379
they're great
>>61561443
>>61561492
>tfw we will never have polish friends
>>61561379
>>61561586
Your entire continent has had a Polish friend.
>>61557735
VETO
>>61561586
>we
I already have :3
I wish I was Swedish
>>61561820
Is he a good bro?
>>61561860
you already have a lot of BBC there
>>61561971
yup, funny af and loves party
>>61556488
Tell me more anon
>>61561066
Living standard is good. Everyone thinks you're boring. Still it would be probably good if you don't lose the genetic lottery (I did)
>>61561488
With a creativity like that you should apply for a job as rubberstamper.
>>61563225
GERMANY YES
>>61562189
I doubt they would go to Malaysia
>>61563254
Answering only seconds after with the same shit for the fifth time. Awesome life you got.
>>61564335
GERMANY YES
>>61564501
I wish i was dead tbqh
