god save the queen edition
caran
Reminder that Poland have taken Portugal to extra time
>>61528278
E X C E P T I O N A L
post
>>61528278
shooting for 550+ this time Janny!!
lovely jubley
*smiles awkwardly*
Hope you're paid for your thread licence OP
>>61528343
brits should never show teeth
Kyary
talk about me better hashtag #problem
adidas creps don't ask where i've got them (no uggs)
What the hell is happening, these Euros are completely insane
not really sure about anything
need to find myself lads
janny is really earning his wage tonight
Janny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMy1zO8m8sM
>>61528394
post more you braggart
I'm going to work at 7:45 but I'm not even sure that's when I start so I might be late lads
>Most consider it one of the most important things in life, if not THE most important
No, they really don't.
>>61528381
He deserves a payrise of at least 20% imo
Thoughts on this?
http://thebrexitplan.com
>>61528377
https://youtu.be/kxopViU98Xo
Music to find yourself in
>>61528425
Lads, what does having a girlfriend feel like?
Hoe the fuck are 16 year old S15s worth 10 grand when they're just a souped up family car?
Fucking 100k original price porsche 911s from 2003 go for the same price.
Someone please post that "The good guys won" referendum pic?
got the need for speed
>streaker
qeq
>PITCH INVADER
WAHEY!
Are they talking about a streaker? lele
>>61528516
FUGG DA BOLISE!!!
le rebel who breaks the rules innit
>>61528443
>liberal-tears.jpeg
>>61528368
>14-15s must be accompanied by an adult
so how you getting in?
Gonna do my nut in t b h f a m
>>61528581
FOY
*pedro spots*
*misaligns behind you*
nothin personnel henry
>>61528516
>>61528614
"""""""""henry""""""""""
lads
I really like this girl, she has a 9/10 face but absolutely no boobs or arse
should I go for it anyway?
hello
ERA PENAL
R
A
P
E
N
A
L
>>61528554
What interesting topics concerning international relations and culture would you like to discuss then?
Or would you prefer to remain as the mouthpiece for Big J instead?
>>61528368
what do your parents think?
are you going by yourself?
Opinions?
>>61528645
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>>61528645
yeah m8, or pass her my way
CRASHING THIS UNION WITH NO SURVIVORS
http://www.wsj.com/articles/s-p-downgrades-eu-credit-rating-1467308462
>>61528487
Do what I do when I have questions about women: open up a private tab in firefox so the CIA and/or Theresa May can't track me, then google your lady problems
>>61528660
Name?
>>61528645
If you get with her you can make her take up squats, that will give her a great arse.
>>61528652
>What interesting topics concerning international relations and culture would you like to discuss then?
Wales literally being inbred as fuck
Janny status:
Compensated: [ ]
Uncompensated: [X]
ay caramba!
>>61528723
this. squats + fake tits and it's good to go
>>61528733
Unironically agree desu.
Had amazing sex with a Chinese prossie on Sunday, lads. I'm still all fucked out from it desu, absolutely emptied my nuts like never before.
>>61528645
face is the most important thing desu
a girl with nice tits or arse can still be ugly but if a girl has a nice face she's always attractive
>>61528656
Mum thinks it's weird, obviously. Doesn't really care though.
No, going with my two /brit/friends :)))
>>61528733
>>61528769
still upset over the football lads?
Probably the least interesting /brit/ thread I've ever been in.
Who cares i the janitor is deleting stuff.
my moggy
>>61528783
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Just seen my old crush on Tinder lads.
She has a bf too.
If I wasn't abnormal I'd go for her.
>>61528822
I must go now. My planet needs me
business idea: janitors compete for the most posts deleted. win monetary prize
>>61528865
>on Tinder
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I'm in a bad mood again.
Fucking hell American girls do downhill QUICK
>>61528278
this 2bh
>>61528278
good edition 2bf
>>61528865
>on tinder
>bf
i don't get it
>>61528645
Depends if she has nice hips, legs and waist lad
I personally wouldn't go for a bird unless she has at least a C cup, or a nice juicy arse.
>>61528887
you aren't meant to quote them
>>61528783
How much?
do girls with completely flat chests get made fun of in public?
>>61528889
pic unrelated?
>>61528901
m8...
>>61528888
Cheer up quadsanon
>>61528892
literally this
(I made the post 1 second after yours btw)
>>61528819
*shoves sawn-off coach gun in there*
*pulls both triggers*
Hasta la vista, fuckhead
>>61528889
it's those hormones in the meat
WE PENALTIES NOW
>>61528762
t. 14 year old virgin
ahahah waheeeyyy
What does /brit/ think of this movie?
One of the funniest movies I've ever seen tbqfh.
>>61528969
AAAAAHHHHH!
FUCK YOU ND FUCK YOUR ETERNAL WEB - EMM
>>61529003
Why the fuck is PC gaming so expensive?
I can get a next gen console for £300 and to build a decent PC these days you need like £500, not including all the peripherals that come with it.
Why would I buy a PC when it is cheaper to play on a console?
JRM is single handedly getting the white birth rate up
>>61528992
>le natural beauty meme
>>61529012
pretty funny desu, my 2nd favourite british comedy behind In The Loop
>>61528927
willy got slightly engorged watching this ngl
Any good films on uk Netflix?
doing a low self esteem
>>61529032
If you need a desktop for other things or will use it instead of a laptop pc gaming is much more inexpensive especially considering the cheap games.
>>61529034
>JRM has ejaculated inside that woman's bare, unprotected cunt at least five times.
baffling
>>61529032
Here's an easy solution:
Grow up you fucking manchild.
It's not really democratical, I suppose.
>>61529084
do these all the time. wish I was a better human so people liked me.
>>61529032
just play on the fucking console unless you really like mouse and keyboard or have an autistic obsession with graphics
>>61529048
paki twat
RONNIE UP FIRST
I swear if ronaldo misses this penalty lel
>>61528910
£60.
>>61529077
Annie Hall?
>>61529097
Nice argument. You sure convinced me PC gaming isn't a hobby only enjoyed by turbo nerds with those hot opinions.
>>61529091
he's eloquent and fairly good looking
Stopping posting so I can meme when the penalties are done
I'm a proud mogger
>>61529034
When I find a wife I will unironically have five children.
Though I'm not a long-faced old man and my wife will be very beautiful and fertile, so I'll have attractive children.
where are the white portuguese players? I thought portugal was a white country?
>>61529034
He needs to get a proper job, stop smoking dope, and put something on th eend of it next time
polska
stand and deliver
your money or your life
desu I don't even notice when it hurts anymore
>>61529148
don't swear
>>61529208
t. Alberto Barbosa
>>61529032
High initial investment, lower recurring payments
>>61529162
I don't play video games at all you sad little boy
You just know portugal are gonna get through, the jammy bastards
did a cum
>>61529034
Why are all tory boys married to absolute hags?
that renato sanches definitely has a bigger willy than me
>>61529141
>lives in cornwall
i'm white and have blue eyes, and i'm not inbred either
>>61529258
You missed my mouth
I hear janny is being a dick, what's he doing?
ANDROID USERS! TYPE IRN BRU AND LET IT AUTO CORRECT!
>SCOTLAND 100% CONFIRMED FOR STAYING IN EU
Goalkeepers a shit
Penalties hitting the net
>>61529032
having a decent PC also means you have every console except:
>xboxes
>ps3/4
>wii u
>>61529281
now lick it up
>>61529258
onani, det kan vi li'!
det tar' kun tyve sekunder og det er fri!
dear /brit/,
Is it true that in Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, "star-crossed lovers" means "born under contrary stars" ?
That's how the main translator of the french version, Victor Hugo's son, translated it.
And it inspired the title for the french version or "The Fault in Our Stars" : Nos étoiles contraires (our contrary stars)
Is it a mistake? What doth "star-crossed" really mean?
>>61529256
Shame really isn't it, they've been barely better than england here.
>>61529277
nice try rasheed, now fuck off back to india or whatever shithole you came from
>>61529285
>in Brussels
heh
Kiss my dick, lads.
>>61529299
Yes daddy
>>61529285
In brú
Don't work for me
>>61529305
It's referencing astrology, and crossed as in similar to opposed, so I guess that would be alright.
BOLAND GET REKT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61529285
>Ian Brush
???
>>61529032
>>61529298
and all of the games are free
>pooland
i hope Poland wins. or they will probably riot in the streets and in the prisons of Iceland
Just having a think about people
I don't really like most of them
I thought I might just hate foreigners but I also hate horrible chavvy cunts too, posh twats and most people in between
nooo blasza :(((
THE MEMES ARE REAL
ALBERTO BARBOSA ETC.
POOTUGAL BARELY SCRAPING THOUGH LMAO!!!!!!
Poland weak :*(
drinking a cup o soup with a brown roll innit
Its giving me a bit of a sweat on in all honesty
>having a decent PC also means you have every console
>and all of the games are free
>>61529285
>In Brussels
KEK
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>61529379
aren't most people on here misanthropes
portugal are scum tbf
>>61529258
>>61529281
>>61529299
>>61529328
Who does england play next? France?
What lineup will they use? Will they start Hart?
>If anyone wants to get me to sign a piece of parchment in my own blood saying that I don't want to be Prime Minister, if that's what it takes, then I'm perfectly happy to do that.
>poland
I'd let Portugal's keeper ravage my bum 2bh. (no homo)
>>61529379
I know that feel
We're such sociopaths lol!
>>61529315
is anybody here white in your opinion?
>>61529459
t. Alberto Barbosa
>Pooland v Poortugal
what's the score?
>>61529451
>tfw gove overplayed his hand and will be out by next week
heh heh
Lets, the Poles in my street haven't gone home yet.
Should I phone the police?
gagging to ram my stiffy up a nifty slag's shitpipe and spaff on her chebs 2bh
>>61529241
>>61529516
1 (4) - 1 (5)
>fedora image
>>61529519
Fuck off Iceland are literally the trendy underdogs
Theresa May's speech way actually pretty comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdxpb_UUDIA
>>61529348
>It's referencing astrology
thanks a lot
"the fault in our stars" is supposed to be the favorite book of the fictional daughter of Frédéric Beigbeder in his new film mocking advertising : L'Idéal.
Her favorite band is Die Antwoord.
Maybe that book is interesting, even if it's teen lit.
Our next pm
dont respond to him
>>61529616
>>61529532
Don't underestimate Gove.
Boris and Cameron did that and look what happened to them.
>>61529459
>paki supporting team full of brown people
not surprised
This man knows a little something about painful but necessary self amputations.
Why does poleboo keep posting even though everyone hates him?
>>61529664
noice
>>61529642
how does a happy young girl like that grow up to be vile tory scum?
Tripped over my gargantuan gorilla dick lads now both my heads are sore
Theresa May looks like a Job Centre advisor.
>>61528951
>(I made the post 1 second after yours btw)
gud lad
Girl added and text me on Snapchat lads
HELP
>>61529676
Because he still gets (You)s from newcunts who think his tranny gimmick is interesting, and stealth (You)s from people like you and me who complain about him.
first time on /brit/
Keep seeing stuff like
>pootugal
>pooland
>poopoopeeland
>poo
How old are you lot?
>>61529664
You literally copied that comment from Reddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4qnd9t/merle_from_the_walking_dead_says_congrats/d4ucywf
Shame on you, anon.
>>61529602
>sips water as niggas applaude
LIKE A BOSS
>>61529720
microwave your simcard
it's been a long time since i've watched qt with the /brit/ lads
Dormer or cara?
>>61529552
It was 3-5 on penalties.
What should I message my tinder match lads, her name is Becca
>>61529778
That was me you faggot.
>>61529726
well fuck you too
Gentlemen
>>61529803
um racist much i can't count
upstairs
>>61529820
Alri Becca, wanna suck me pecca?
>>61529794
Both. Pegging me simultaneously
hello
>>61529794
dormer no question
>>61529876
who is this?
>>61529845
melt
>>61529770
Thanks for the (You) ;P
>>61529021
Just so you know the truck will end up fine.
>>61529820
becca
i need you like muslims need mecca
like grannies need bingo
let me touch your minge yo?
question time
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
>>61529820
What kind of a name is Becca?
>>61529940
Okay I'll start
whats your favourite colour?
>>61529720
dick pic
have had this on replay for 4 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcPS_72A_8Q
>>61528969
I've finally found the full vid to that you cunt
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467322451663.webm
>>61529953
Short for Rebecca
QT ON QT
business idea: Icelandic footballs. 2 for 1 special
The question time lineup looks shit, not gonna bother watching it
Poleaboo how does it feel being a virgin? lmao
>>61529976
Her name is short for Rebecca? Why would you shorten it?
>tfw you will see a Theresa May government in your lifetime
The Labour party is looking more pathetic every day, while Corbyn is looking more respectable.
So apparently if you ask the australian or Canadian government for a picture of the queen they have to send you one
Is the same true here?
>>61530015
ahahahaah you've absolutely done him there
FOY
Lads what's Iceland frozen kebab meat like?
http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/babek-doner-kebab-meat-600g/p/58147
I know some of you have tried it.
>>61530017
Becca is easier to say than Rebecca, sounds nicer too imo
BIG
hhhhhhhhhfphpfpgdfgrepppfgpfdpgadfjgf
>>61530017
rebecca is kinda clumsy for a young girl, she probs thinks becca is cuter and shes right tbf
it's so EFFING hot lads
>>61530019
>tfw she reinstates slavery
>>61530045
>t. virgin
haha. get fucked
>>61530052
that just made me confused
>>61530052
Can't be worse than the shit they serve you up in those kebab """""shops"""""
At least you're cooking it yourself so you know they haven't wanked over it whilst preparing it
>>61530128
it'll be manslaves
>>61530045
virgin
>oh hello! I did not see you there!
>enjoying a fine cuppa tea, I am
Absolutley howling at this Australian
>>61529762
>>61529762
Fucking aussies
>>61529820
Becca,
I'll never disrespect ya
I've been wonderin were you are
What kept ya?
Take your time girl,
no need to hurry
I'll buy you mcnuggets,
Even a mcflurry
>>61529602
Eerily Blair-esque
Lads, describe your dream wife
>Blonde, Bar Refaeli face type (sexy, cat-like blue eyes)
>Big breasts (more than a handful), don't care about arse
>Great legs, juicy calves
>STEM academic
>Somewhat modest but enjoys traditional outings/going for a drink
Obviously I would be a very lucky man to find a woman like this, especially big tits which would lower the chances by a factor of 10 at least. They exist, in fact I've known of a few.
*peruses the FT by the log fire*
Hmph. This blasted plebiscite is playing havoc with my investment funds. Hmm?
*peers at /brit/ over my reading glasses*
Ah, how remiss of me.
*grabs the bucket of fish heads and empties it into the runt pit*
Filthy beasts.
Oh god a comedian
Finally, I can settle my political views
>>61530239
>>61530239
Sad ugly virgin. bet you dont even have plans for the 4th of July
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2YJbTrxeos
>>61530264
rasheed
alri lads
>Portugal successfully kicked the ball
>all the Portuguese fans won't stop honking their horns at 12am
liverpool mentioned
>>61530128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ
BABY SLAVES
YOU JUST DON'T KNOW-OH
THE MEEEEEEDYA
THE MEEEEAAAAAAIIIIINNSSTTRRRREEEEAAAAMMMM MEEEEEEEEEDYA
>>61530395
(Yuo)
>>61530395
Sound r kid
