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god save the queen edition
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caran
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Reminder that Poland have taken Portugal to extra time
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>>61528278
E X C E P T I O N A L
post
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>>61528278
shooting for 550+ this time Janny!!
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lovely jubley
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*smiles awkwardly*
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Hope you're paid for your thread licence OP
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>>61528343
brits should never show teeth
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Kyary
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talk about me better hashtag #problem
adidas creps don't ask where i've got them (no uggs)
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What the hell is happening, these Euros are completely insane
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not really sure about anything

need to find myself lads
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janny is really earning his wage tonight
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Janny: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMy1zO8m8sM
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>>61528394
post more you braggart
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I'm going to work at 7:45 but I'm not even sure that's when I start so I might be late lads
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>Most consider it one of the most important things in life, if not THE most important

No, they really don't.
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>>61528381
He deserves a payrise of at least 20% imo
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Thoughts on this?

http://thebrexitplan.com
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>>61528377
https://youtu.be/kxopViU98Xo

Music to find yourself in
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>>61528425
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Lads, what does having a girlfriend feel like?
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Hoe the fuck are 16 year old S15s worth 10 grand when they're just a souped up family car?

Fucking 100k original price porsche 911s from 2003 go for the same price.
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Someone please post that "The good guys won" referendum pic?
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got the need for speed
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>streaker
qeq
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>PITCH INVADER

WAHEY!
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Are they talking about a streaker? lele
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>>61528516
FUGG DA BOLISE!!!

le rebel who breaks the rules innit
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>>61528443

>liberal-tears.jpeg
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>>61528368
>14-15s must be accompanied by an adult
so how you getting in?
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Gonna do my nut in t b h f a m
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>>61528581
FOY
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*pedro spots*
*misaligns behind you*
nothin personnel henry
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>>61528516
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>>61528614
"""""""""henry""""""""""
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lads

I really like this girl, she has a 9/10 face but absolutely no boobs or arse

should I go for it anyway?
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hello
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ERA PENAL
R
A

P
E
N
A
L
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>>61528554
What interesting topics concerning international relations and culture would you like to discuss then?

Or would you prefer to remain as the mouthpiece for Big J instead?
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>>61528368
what do your parents think?
are you going by yourself?
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Opinions?
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>>61528645
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>>61528645

yeah m8, or pass her my way
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CRASHING THIS UNION WITH NO SURVIVORS

http://www.wsj.com/articles/s-p-downgrades-eu-credit-rating-1467308462
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>>61528487
Do what I do when I have questions about women: open up a private tab in firefox so the CIA and/or Theresa May can't track me, then google your lady problems
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>>61528660
Name?
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>>61528645
If you get with her you can make her take up squats, that will give her a great arse.
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>>61528652
>What interesting topics concerning international relations and culture would you like to discuss then?

Wales literally being inbred as fuck
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Janny status:
Compensated: [ ]
Uncompensated: [X]
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ay caramba!
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>>61528723
this. squats + fake tits and it's good to go
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>>61528733
Unironically agree desu.
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Had amazing sex with a Chinese prossie on Sunday, lads. I'm still all fucked out from it desu, absolutely emptied my nuts like never before.
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>>61528645
face is the most important thing desu

a girl with nice tits or arse can still be ugly but if a girl has a nice face she's always attractive
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>>61528656
Mum thinks it's weird, obviously. Doesn't really care though.

No, going with my two /brit/friends :)))
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>>61528733
>>61528769
still upset over the football lads?
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Probably the least interesting /brit/ thread I've ever been in.

Who cares i the janitor is deleting stuff.
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my moggy
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>>61528783
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Just seen my old crush on Tinder lads.

She has a bf too.

If I wasn't abnormal I'd go for her.
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>>61528822
I must go now. My planet needs me
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business idea: janitors compete for the most posts deleted. win monetary prize
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>>61528865
>on Tinder
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I'm in a bad mood again.
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Fucking hell American girls do downhill QUICK
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>>61528278
this 2bh
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>>61528278
good edition 2bf
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>>61528892
>>61528895
wew
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>>61528865
>on tinder
>bf

i don't get it
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>>61528645
Depends if she has nice hips, legs and waist lad

I personally wouldn't go for a bird unless she has at least a C cup, or a nice juicy arse.
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>>61528887
you aren't meant to quote them
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>>61528783
How much?
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do girls with completely flat chests get made fun of in public?
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>>61528889
pic unrelated?
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>>61528901
m8...
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>>61528888
Cheer up quadsanon
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>>61528892
literally this

(I made the post 1 second after yours btw)
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>>61528819
*shoves sawn-off coach gun in there*
*pulls both triggers*
Hasta la vista, fuckhead
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>>61528889

it's those hormones in the meat
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WE PENALTIES NOW
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>>61528762
t. 14 year old virgin
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ahahah waheeeyyy
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What does /brit/ think of this movie?
One of the funniest movies I've ever seen tbqfh.
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>>61528969
AAAAAHHHHH!

FUCK YOU ND FUCK YOUR ETERNAL WEB - EMM
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>>61529003
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Why the fuck is PC gaming so expensive?

I can get a next gen console for £300 and to build a decent PC these days you need like £500, not including all the peripherals that come with it.

Why would I buy a PC when it is cheaper to play on a console?
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JRM is single handedly getting the white birth rate up
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>>61528992
>le natural beauty meme
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>>61529012
pretty funny desu, my 2nd favourite british comedy behind In The Loop
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>>61528927
willy got slightly engorged watching this ngl
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Any good films on uk Netflix?
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doing a low self esteem
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>>61529032
If you need a desktop for other things or will use it instead of a laptop pc gaming is much more inexpensive especially considering the cheap games.
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>>61529034
>JRM has ejaculated inside that woman's bare, unprotected cunt at least five times.
baffling
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>>61529032
Here's an easy solution:

Grow up you fucking manchild.
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It's not really democratical, I suppose.
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>>61529084
do these all the time. wish I was a better human so people liked me.
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>>61529032
just play on the fucking console unless you really like mouse and keyboard or have an autistic obsession with graphics
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>>61529048
paki twat
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RONNIE UP FIRST
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I swear if ronaldo misses this penalty lel
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>>61528910
£60.
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>>61529077
Annie Hall?
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>>61529097
Nice argument. You sure convinced me PC gaming isn't a hobby only enjoyed by turbo nerds with those hot opinions.
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>>61529091
he's eloquent and fairly good looking
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Stopping posting so I can meme when the penalties are done
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I'm a proud mogger
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>>61529034
When I find a wife I will unironically have five children.

Though I'm not a long-faced old man and my wife will be very beautiful and fertile, so I'll have attractive children.
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where are the white portuguese players? I thought portugal was a white country?
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>>61529034

He needs to get a proper job, stop smoking dope, and put something on th eend of it next time
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polska
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stand and deliver

your money or your life
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desu I don't even notice when it hurts anymore
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>>61529148
don't swear
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>>61529208
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>>61529032
High initial investment, lower recurring payments
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>>61529162
I don't play video games at all you sad little boy
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You just know portugal are gonna get through, the jammy bastards
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did a cum
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>>61529034
Why are all tory boys married to absolute hags?
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that renato sanches definitely has a bigger willy than me
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>>61529141
>lives in cornwall
i'm white and have blue eyes, and i'm not inbred either
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>>61529258
You missed my mouth
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I hear janny is being a dick, what's he doing?
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ANDROID USERS! TYPE IRN BRU AND LET IT AUTO CORRECT!

>SCOTLAND 100% CONFIRMED FOR STAYING IN EU
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Goalkeepers a shit

Penalties hitting the net
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>>61529032
having a decent PC also means you have every console except:
>xboxes
>ps3/4
>wii u
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>>61529281
now lick it up
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>>61529258
onani, det kan vi li'!
det tar' kun tyve sekunder og det er fri!
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dear /brit/,

Is it true that in Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet, "star-crossed lovers" means "born under contrary stars" ?

That's how the main translator of the french version, Victor Hugo's son, translated it.

And it inspired the title for the french version or "The Fault in Our Stars" : Nos étoiles contraires (our contrary stars)

Is it a mistake? What doth "star-crossed" really mean?
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>>61529256
Shame really isn't it, they've been barely better than england here.
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>>61529277
nice try rasheed, now fuck off back to india or whatever shithole you came from
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>>61529285
>in Brussels

heh
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Kiss my dick, lads.
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>>61529299
Yes daddy
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>>61529285
In brú

Don't work for me
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>>61529305
It's referencing astrology, and crossed as in similar to opposed, so I guess that would be alright.
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BOLAND GET REKT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>61529285

>Ian Brush

???
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>>61529032
>>61529298
and all of the games are free
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>pooland
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i hope Poland wins. or they will probably riot in the streets and in the prisons of Iceland
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Just having a think about people

I don't really like most of them

I thought I might just hate foreigners but I also hate horrible chavvy cunts too, posh twats and most people in between
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nooo blasza :(((
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THE MEMES ARE REAL

ALBERTO BARBOSA ETC.

POOTUGAL BARELY SCRAPING THOUGH LMAO!!!!!!
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Poland weak :*(
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drinking a cup o soup with a brown roll innit

Its giving me a bit of a sweat on in all honesty
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>having a decent PC also means you have every console
>and all of the games are free
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>>61529285
>In Brussels

KEK
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TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>61529379
aren't most people on here misanthropes
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portugal are scum tbf
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>>61529258
>>61529281
>>61529299
>>61529328
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Who does england play next? France?

What lineup will they use? Will they start Hart?
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>If anyone wants to get me to sign a piece of parchment in my own blood saying that I don't want to be Prime Minister, if that's what it takes, then I'm perfectly happy to do that.
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>poland
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I'd let Portugal's keeper ravage my bum 2bh. (no homo)
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>>61529379
I know that feel

We're such sociopaths lol!
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>>61529315
is anybody here white in your opinion?
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>>61529459
t. Alberto Barbosa
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>Pooland v Poortugal
what's the score?
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>>61529451
>tfw gove overplayed his hand and will be out by next week

heh heh
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Lets, the Poles in my street haven't gone home yet.

Should I phone the police?
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gagging to ram my stiffy up a nifty slag's shitpipe and spaff on her chebs 2bh
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>>61529241
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>>61529516
1 (4) - 1 (5)
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>fedora image
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>>61529519
Fuck off Iceland are literally the trendy underdogs
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Theresa May's speech way actually pretty comfy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vdxpb_UUDIA
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>>61529348
>It's referencing astrology
thanks a lot
"the fault in our stars" is supposed to be the favorite book of the fictional daughter of Frédéric Beigbeder in his new film mocking advertising : L'Idéal.
Her favorite band is Die Antwoord.

Maybe that book is interesting, even if it's teen lit.
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Our next pm
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dont respond to him
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>>61529616
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>>61529532
Don't underestimate Gove.

Boris and Cameron did that and look what happened to them.
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>>61529459
>paki supporting team full of brown people
not surprised
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This man knows a little something about painful but necessary self amputations.
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Why does poleboo keep posting even though everyone hates him?
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>>61529664
noice
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>>61529642

how does a happy young girl like that grow up to be vile tory scum?
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Tripped over my gargantuan gorilla dick lads now both my heads are sore
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Theresa May looks like a Job Centre advisor.
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>>61528951
>(I made the post 1 second after yours btw)

gud lad
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Girl added and text me on Snapchat lads

HELP
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>>61529676
Because he still gets (You)s from newcunts who think his tranny gimmick is interesting, and stealth (You)s from people like you and me who complain about him.
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first time on /brit/

Keep seeing stuff like
>pootugal
>pooland
>poopoopeeland
>poo

How old are you lot?
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>>61529664
You literally copied that comment from Reddit.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/4qnd9t/merle_from_the_walking_dead_says_congrats/d4ucywf

Shame on you, anon.
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>>61529602
>sips water as niggas applaude

LIKE A BOSS
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>>61529720
microwave your simcard
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it's been a long time since i've watched qt with the /brit/ lads
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Dormer or cara?
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>>61529552
It was 3-5 on penalties.
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What should I message my tinder match lads, her name is Becca
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>>61529778
That was me you faggot.
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>>61529726
well fuck you too
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Gentlemen
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>>61529803
um racist much i can't count
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upstairs
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>>61529820

Alri Becca, wanna suck me pecca?
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>>61529794
Both. Pegging me simultaneously
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hello
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>>61529794
dormer no question
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>>61529876
who is this?
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>>61529845
melt
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>>61529770
Thanks for the (You) ;P
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>>61529021
Just so you know the truck will end up fine.
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>>61529820
becca
i need you like muslims need mecca
like grannies need bingo
let me touch your minge yo?
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question time

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/live/bbcone
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>>61529820
What kind of a name is Becca?
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>>61529940
Okay I'll start

whats your favourite colour?
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>>61529720
dick pic
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have had this on replay for 4 hours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcPS_72A_8Q
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>>61528969
I've finally found the full vid to that you cunt

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467322451663.webm
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>>61529953
Short for Rebecca
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QT ON QT
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business idea: Icelandic footballs. 2 for 1 special
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The question time lineup looks shit, not gonna bother watching it
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Poleaboo how does it feel being a virgin? lmao
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>>61529976
Her name is short for Rebecca? Why would you shorten it?
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>tfw you will see a Theresa May government in your lifetime
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The Labour party is looking more pathetic every day, while Corbyn is looking more respectable.
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So apparently if you ask the australian or Canadian government for a picture of the queen they have to send you one

Is the same true here?
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>>61530015
ahahahaah you've absolutely done him there

FOY
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Lads what's Iceland frozen kebab meat like?

http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/babek-doner-kebab-meat-600g/p/58147

I know some of you have tried it.
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>>61530017
Becca is easier to say than Rebecca, sounds nicer too imo
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BIG
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hhhhhhhhhfphpfpgdfgrepppfgpfdpgadfjgf
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>>61530017
rebecca is kinda clumsy for a young girl, she probs thinks becca is cuter and shes right tbf
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it's so EFFING hot lads
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>>61530019
>tfw she reinstates slavery
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>>61530045
>t. virgin

haha. get fucked
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>>61530052
that just made me confused
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>>61530052
Can't be worse than the shit they serve you up in those kebab """""shops"""""

At least you're cooking it yourself so you know they haven't wanked over it whilst preparing it
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>>61530128
it'll be manslaves
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>>61530045
virgin
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>oh hello! I did not see you there!
>enjoying a fine cuppa tea, I am
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Absolutley howling at this Australian

>>61529762
>>61529762

Fucking aussies
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>>61529820
Becca,
I'll never disrespect ya
I've been wonderin were you are
What kept ya?
Take your time girl,
no need to hurry
I'll buy you mcnuggets,
Even a mcflurry
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>>61529602
Eerily Blair-esque
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>>61530130
>>61530188
FOY
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Lads, describe your dream wife

>Blonde, Bar Refaeli face type (sexy, cat-like blue eyes)
>Big breasts (more than a handful), don't care about arse
>Great legs, juicy calves
>STEM academic
>Somewhat modest but enjoys traditional outings/going for a drink


Obviously I would be a very lucky man to find a woman like this, especially big tits which would lower the chances by a factor of 10 at least. They exist, in fact I've known of a few.
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*peruses the FT by the log fire*
Hmph. This blasted plebiscite is playing havoc with my investment funds. Hmm?
*peers at /brit/ over my reading glasses*
Ah, how remiss of me.
*grabs the bucket of fish heads and empties it into the runt pit*
Filthy beasts.
>>
Oh god a comedian

Finally, I can settle my political views
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>>61530057
>>61530057
>>61530057
>>61530057
>>61530057
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>>61530239
>>61530239
Sad ugly virgin. bet you dont even have plans for the 4th of July
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2YJbTrxeos
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>>61530264
rasheed
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alri lads
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>Portugal successfully kicked the ball
>all the Portuguese fans won't stop honking their horns at 12am
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liverpool mentioned
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>>61530128
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOMSZQ7RacQ

BABY SLAVES

YOU JUST DON'T KNOW-OH
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THE MEEEEEEDYA
THE MEEEEAAAAAAIIIIINNSSTTRRRREEEEAAAAMMMM MEEEEEEEEEDYA
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>>61530395
(Yuo)
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>>61530395
Sound r kid
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business idea: American Chris Evans fights British Chris Evans to the death
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>>61530395
stay safe x
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aaaaaaa
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Literally cannot talk to women lads. I'm like that pajeet lad from the Big Bang Theory.
>>
Has everyone fucked off to pol because of QT?
>>
really like this big black guy's tie
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What's up dildos?
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What's good about Merry Terry May, lads? I heard she wants to expand the police state, especially on the internet, which is shit.
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>Researchers say they have found the first clear evidence that the thinning in the ozone layer above Antarctica is starting to heal.

Ah right. Can I get all the green taxes I've paid back now then?
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>>61530474
probably all got banned by the wacky janny
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>>61530480
shes a strong independent woman
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>>61530502
no lol thats my weed fund
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>>61530504
We should do a coup an tha
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pissed my pants
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>>61530435
good image
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>POOLAND
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business idea: edible condoms
>>
>>61530480
She's a Nazi, but the good kind of nazi who deports terrorists and doesn;t afraid of anythng
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>Slovakian foreign minister: I will support any measure to stop Brexit
>Miroslav Lajčák, whose country will hold EU presidency, hopes UK can remain – after John Kerry made similar comments

do they want a civil war

do they
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>>61530555
pics
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>>61530555
were you at least drunk?
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I've been thinking of taking in britain as a sort of territory now that brexit has happened. A sort of colony, if you will. for economic protection
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>>61530647

no, just couldn't be arsed getting up, I'm very comfy atm
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>pound recovers
>carney does some shit with interest rates
literally wtf are we paying him for
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>>61530598
Shouldn't you be trying to move away from continental-style leadership? Especially if she was bremain, seems like a Brussels Manchurian Candidate.
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>>61530679
fucking canadian TWAT
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>>61530674
good lad
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Free Tibet with every purchase
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>>61530673
She guaranteed Brexit, and confirmed that the Minister i charge of Brexit would be a Leave campaigner
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spoiler that yank
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>>61530698
I've made this joke or variations of it since about February 2001

"Free Nelson Mandela with every Happy Meal" is my personal favourite
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>touches don't register on my phone screen right where the buttons for pop-ups are
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>>61530502
>this solution is working
>hey let's stop it just now

are you dumb
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>>61530244
obedient, fertile, faithful, wise
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>>61530759
t. Rasheed
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>>61530244
yank, fat, dumb, not white
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>>61530749
but they said it wasn't working and we needed to pay more???
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>>61530714
I just worry la, it's a very delicate time now and it'd be very easy to fuck it all up with a few duplicitous leaders in powerful places.
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>>61530746
spin it around 3 times and tap it on the bum
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>>61530698
>>61530738
(old)family guy did it better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeH6Y1YHQDQ
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>>61530777
is that a fucking christmas tree hahahahahaha
>>
Is it just me, or is anyone else getting tired of yank posting, especially on shitty boards like /pol/ or /tv/? Even without flags, an occasional post reeks of American retardation.

t. pure banterous anglophile working on developing an RP accent, not a yank
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>>61530813
nob off
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>>61530788
so we paid more and it worked ?
problem solved.
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>>61530826
>London
Paki
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Everyone is shitting themselves about this video but I enjoyed it in a weird way

https://youtu.be/s9ug6hehTyY
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>>61530799
don't think my phone has a bum
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>>61530828
only flags I respect now are UK, Aus, NZ and Ireland

and occasionally thailand
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negotiating table mentioned
>>
WILLIES
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anyone got the yank spray? chuck us it, These runts are biting hard
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>>61530866
no wonder you dont treat it right ...
>>
what does it feel like to have a boys bellend inside your bum ?
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a christmas tree
hahhahaaah
>>
gonna try wanking to the next thread, planning on doing 2 or 3 strokes per post and then finishing on the last image posted
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>>61530870

Hoping it will be all bespoke, very finely carved and highly ornate 2bh
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had a sleep
is his crusade over?
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>>61530889
emotionally and physically exhausting
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>>61530244
>successful at whatever she's doing
>quiet
>tad thick, maybe 150 pds or so
>tall
>likes working together on problems rather than arguing
in fact it's better if we never argue, only poor people and nasty personalities do that

basically sersh :3
>>
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>>61530925
can you feel the ridge of the penis head or does it just feel like one long shaft ?
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>>61530889

Probably like havin a shite 2bh
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>tories bullying a mentally ill man
>labour MPs bullying a senile old man

DO THE NORMANS HAVE NO SHAME
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>>61530950
I feel both, but it really depends on the girth. I don't usually feel the ridge.

It really feels like there's a shit coming up your rectum. When it hits my prostate, I feel ticklish, but never got pleasure from the stimulation of it. Don't know how milking a prostate works, couldn't even do it myself.
>>
Just had to sit through my oneitis telling me about how she's basically done stuff with all of my m8s at uni lads, think I've gone off her now at least
>>
>>61528645
>flat as a board girl

Are you sure you don't just mean shes 9/10 years old?
>>
dare someone to make a new
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>>61531012
So you've never had an anal orgasm?
>>
>>61531008
is gove mental ?
>>
>>61530933
>Merced

You will be in a minute blud
>>
ah yes let's turn question time into mock the week
>>
>>61530944
Bit dishonest that.
>>
>>61531041
No, though I did get precum without any contact in the genital region during the sex. I feel some pleasure, but the horizon is too far off and blurry. I can easily get off from blowjobs though.
>>
novelist was the deputy young mayor of his borough at 16
>>
>le crying youth

read a book
>>
>>61530944

Hey Farrage, watcha doing?!
>>
>>61531093
>putting a pooey willy in your mouth

eeewww
>>
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This thread's getting a bit weird lads.
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>>61531115
ummm source?
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>>61531093
fuck off faggot. This is a straight general
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>>61531152
I wash the cock of course, and rub on a bit of savlon afterwards just in case.
>>
my cat's dead lads

been two days but i can't get over how he's just fucking gone after 15 years of him being there

what do i do with these feels
>>
why do i get the feeling that when I was browsing /b/ in 2011 thinking i was surrounded by yanks I was actually conversing with you idiotic fucks
>>
>>61531211
put them in a bag and carry it with you x
>>
>>61531211
ave a wank
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>>61530828
yes

you really wouldn't want to got to /o/

Or reddit
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>>61531217
all me
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>>61531211
get another cat

rip moggins
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>>61531063
I actually met a girl like this and we almost ended up going out but it was the last semester of high school and we never got together. She ended up getting married and got fat. Sad, because I will be much richer once I graduate and would have been able to treat her much better.
Still think about it from time to time

pic related
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ENOUGH
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>>61531211
im sorry for your loss
>>
lee dixon was still so fucking gutted about england . should just send him home early. he's no use like this.
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>>61531211
>tfw having my cat put down tomorrow
>>
>>61531211
buy a kitten?
>>
Is conversing with people a good idea?
Too nervous to go outside (outside of work) or even go on things like omegle and I think it's starting to be a problem.
Which is particularly weird because I have a job which involves face to face customer service.
>>
>>61531093
Why do you think you can't cum from anal? Do you not enjoy it enough?
>>
>>61531319
>Is conversing with people a good idea?
this is advanced autism
>>
quite like russell kane fight me
>>
>>61531319
not a fan
>>
>>61531307
:(
>>
business idea: Escape from York
>>
>>61531093
Have you ever received anal raw
>>
Why don't more people care about the fact that we have a below replacement birth rate? Surely if taking in immigrants who are a net drain to society is apparently a good idea why not just spend the same amount of money on making raising children cheaper (tax breaks, subsidies etc.)
>>
business idea: Escape from Angeles
>>
>>61531414
give me some women, i'll sort it out
please
>>
need a guy from canada and lad from herts to lick one of my balls each
>>
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA78HSQcyWA

need a girlfriend soon lads

i've got so much love to give

im actually well good at being romantic when im not thinking about death
>>
stop. don't talk to me
loser lameo wannabe
>>
>>61531447
good luck in finding one
>>
>>61531414
>immigrants who are a net drain to society
quantifiably false
>>
>>61531414
we need the green party in power so that we can finally have the interracial breeding grounds this countyr so desperately need
>>
>no one is posting because they think they will get no (You)'s
>can't make new thread because of rules

is this the end of /brit/?
>>
>>61531377
I think I need help though
Even joining online games or messaging people who I've known on old forums / steam is too much for me right now.
What do I do?
>>
business idea: Straight outta Blackpool
>>
>>61531414
>increase the aging population even further and force everyone to work into their 70s to pay off old people's pensions

ah yes truly a great idea
>>
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>>61531456
you can get a girlfriend this way

http://watchingrobertpickton88015.yuku.com/topic/3312/Transcript-Shirley-Lynette-Ledford-audio-recording-Bittake
>>
Passions are merely ideas in their initial stage.
>>
>>61531482
just be yourself
>>
>>61531482
I usually just chat on omegle with the /r9k/ or tumblr (for some girls) tags. I think it's helping because I notice other peoples mistakes and my mistakes.
>>
>>61531478
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/european-immigrants-contribute-5bn-to-uk-economy-but-non-eu-migrants-cost-118bn-9840170.html

5 minus 118 is minus 113

And it will be worse as from now on we will have less European immigrants
>>
>>61531482
you can't overcome it so learn to live with it. play to your strengths
>>
>>61531505
never understood this gimmick

is it sam hyde or something
>>
>>61531502
You only get a demographic crisis like this with a below replacement birth rate you mong
>>
>>61531531
nope. already saw it on the BBC a more reliable source
>>
>>61531480
The janny is a fucking idiot.

Instead of deleting the new /brit/ threads he should delete the old /brit/ threads so the catalog doesn't get cluttered with them which was the prime reason the rule came in the first place.

Instead he goes off on a powertrip ruining /brit/ for hours
>>
Afraid of decision, I buried my finer feelings in the depths of my heart and they died there.
>>
swear down if I hear another politician say 'profound' I will kick off
>>
>>61531574
which we have as was stated in the post i was replying to?
>>
>>61531580
>The janny is a fucking idiot.
see you next week matey
>>
this question time has been utterly profound
>>
>tinder qt uses the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
hmmm
>>
>>61531576
Post the link youre on about or ive got no reason to believe you
>>
would like to cum in emily's mouth and then give her a kiss
>>
if blairites were in charge they would have state sponsored gfs and baby making incentives
>>
>>61531616
right here we go, here's one now

*cracks knuckles*
>>
>>61531620
brazilian gf thought I said she was boring earlier then curtly said good bye

jfmsu
>>
>>61531635
it's called snowballing
>>
>>61531606
Youre an absolute mong who didn't understand the post you replied to

You thought increasing the birth rate would lead to a demographic crisis
>>
just installed tinder and it wont show any of my photos, just has a spinning orange circle, any ideas?
>>
>>61531635
I have this fetish
>>
>>61531635
bit gay la
>>
>>61531615
It's common sense, only a spastic can't see it.
>>
whos emily?
>>
>>61531655
mmmmmm ideally she would swallow it first t︃bh
>>
¯\_(-.-)_/¯
>>
>>61531621
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-24813467
>>
>>61531690
i would want her to put her mouth around my nose and blow the cum way inside me
>>
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>>61531685
emily thornberry

she looks qt'er on qt though
>>
>>61531685
blunt, I assume
>>
>>61531663
u might be a bit too ugly, la, try okcupid
>>
>>61531663
not good looking enough sorry
>>
>>61531661
no

you are the mistaken one

by reducing the amount of young people in the country we end up with a shit load of old people i.e. "aging population" which will inevitably mean higher taxes on the young

piss off runt
>>
what kind of numbnuts thought all £350 million would go to the NHS
>>
>>61531750
tried it but all the women are ugly and fat
>>
>>61531728
SMASHING
>>
there have been quite a lot of qt's today

the north west is definitely the area with the highest proprotion of qts
>>
>>61531725
From your article:

>He said the report found that, "since 1995, they have made a negative contribution overall".
>>
>>61531822
blondes on the right
browns on the left
>>
kpop then bed
>>
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Serious question for any homos ITT

How can you be sure that someone you find on grindr isn't poz?

The obvious thing would be to only match with 18-20 year olds, but they might just lie
>>
>>61531858
who
>>
>>61531796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyQfENZnIkQ
she has a nice voice you have to admit
>>
>>61531873
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdI9Ah6RhVU

then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud5tjkuPbHE

then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fXAI5iTcbg

then bed
>>
This is a lot of posts for a /brit/ thread lately desu
>>
>>61528368
>Koko
nice i was there in november
>>
lethal bizzle sounds like the deez nuts guy haha
>>
>>61531920
its the wacky janny

>>61531929
nice I'll be there july 8th
>>
what is the optimum age to be living at forever?
>>
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yank infestation seems to have cleared up considerably
>>
new
>>61531951
>>61531951
>>61531951
>>
>>61531914
good lad, have another one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDBB4I0WRRY
>>
>>61531943
£10 for double vodka/coke
fucking ridic
>>
>born in a time before everyone speaks English as a first language

Ffs lads speed it up a bit
>>
>>61531992
we are going to go to a spoons for a meal and a few pints before hand desu
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