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A normal peaceful day in Southeast Asia edition
MAYOR ANG NAUNA
First for the second female president
>>61500603
It will probably only last for three years though. By next election (2019) personal interests will reign supreme again.
Joining hands with China is the right path for this country. It's about time the people starts learning Mandarin for better opportunities.
>>61500709
t. Jason Wang
>>61500709
いやです!
tell me about ASEAN
is UK joining you lads now?
>>61500709
いいえ、ください。
"leftist" are just the brexit rightwingers for their region
>>61500762
Yes, we will make Commonwealth great again
There is no unifying symbol for this country, it is about time for the Philippines to ask China to make us a true unifying symbol for this country.
>>61500793
dongfang ferry sinking best day of my life
take bath of dead mainlander
Why the need to fight a great power in the region when you can just join them? China will make the Philippines great again!
>>61500793
We need china to fund or BREXIT movements
Consider this - would you rather join a power that is a thousand miles away or a power that is just right beside your doorstep?
Why still need to learn Filipino languages when Mandarin is spoken by 1/7th of the global population?
>uncle went on a "recreational retreat" to ASEAN
>mfw my uncle called home yesterday to tell us the news about his upcoming summer wedding with a flip maid
Kill me fám
>>61500855
I be each a country on their own let palawan and northern Luzon fags deal with china's rage
There is nothing wrong with giving up your independence to China in exchange for a better living standards.
What does du30 think of jueteng lads?
Drugs = death
Jueteng = ?
>>61500913
t. panjeet singh
>>61500855
Why would I join a power that is just right beside my doorstep when I can make my own?
First for non-Filipino.
>>61500913
Fucking amazing!
Welcome to the family got any free stuff?
Every Filipino women should be required to wear a Qi Pao to honor the Chinese culture that has been long established and long forgotten in this country.
Manila should be renamed to Great Binondo and every cities in the Philippines should have its own Chinatown.
Chinese should be given a free visa to the Philippines.
The thread is quiet because every Filipinos in /asean/ is already booking their schedule for their Mandarin classes. Very good! Hard work is a core value of being a Chinese.
>>61500983
NCR will be neo-beijing
>61501047
Sorry but I don't want you filthy Huan nas quoting me just as you please. You need to prove that you're Chinese enough to be able to quote my posts freely by showing me your grade in Huayu Shuiping Kaoshi.
I can see why we gave you guys up
>>61500913
>recreational retreat
Quite ironic that he couldn't retreat his penis in a Filipino maid's vagina.
What are /asean/'s durkas like ?
Havent heard any about them, they're suprisingly submissive beta jihadists
>>61501105
Best decision to happen to the Philippines since China will take us in.
Hopefully when we separate Masbate can finally change its name with a more dignified one
and that sexamoan in pampanga
>>61501158
Pampanga is a sex tourist site, it's not a surprise that Americans named a fucking city in Pampanga "Sexmoan" where we later changed it to Sasmoan.
>>61501148
I hope so; then you guys can't shitpost so much
>having a province named after a fucking Pokemon
>having a city named after a fucking Fire Emblem character
>having a city named after a fucking sex noise
>having a province named after a misspelled Zulu tribe
>>61501248
its the other was around Zulu was named after sulu
>>61501248
>>having a province named after a fucking Pokemon
IDK
>>having a city named after a fucking Fire Emblem character
Lucena
>>having a city named after a fucking sex noise
IDK
>>having a province named after a misspelled Zulu tribe
see >>61501326
>>61501354
>>61501248
>having a province named after a fucking Pokemon
Abra. Pretty sure the province came first, though.
>having a city named after a fucking sex noise
Sasmuan (formerly Sexmoan)
>having an island named after an act of masturbation
>>61501380
oh, shit i never thought about abra.
thanks, tripfriend
>>61501354
>>61501326
>>61501248
sulu was some kind of abbreviated muslim sultan name those sharif hasim hasim stuff
I think before that it was called Buranun
>not just embracing the memes
Give me one good reason why you guys are here an not working? It's like those neetbux can support you forever.
>>61501478
China is supporting our NEET ways in exchange for our country's independence.
This is a clear win-win situation.
>>61501478
Bumiputra Privileges is funding my NEETbux and health insurance
>>61501380
>Sasmuan (formerly Sexmoan)
Wow. I didn't know that. Hilarious. Should've kept Sexmoan lmao.
>>61501557
dog bless
>>61501561
>>61501380
>>61501248
this is why we need to separate
>>61501478
I'm on holiday, m8. This is the end of the semester.
Also Idul Fitri holiday is starting tomorrow in Indog.
>>61501478
I have an online business. Get fucked wagecuck.
>>61501561
>not keeping the name Sexmoan
this is why we need to separate
>>61501557
>tfw no malaysian provinces is supporting your NEET ways
this is why we need to separate
>>61501715
wut?
>>61501597
>tfw people will never agree to your political opinion no matter how hard you press them with your factual info
this is why we need to separate
post pics of you and your gf /asean/!
Hey guys could I look Asean? People always told me I have chink eyes.
>>61501770
why does /a/ sperg about emilia and MC being an annoying beta? i only read the manga but i want to know what happened
>>61501831
Middle class Mexican.
>>61501887
he doesn't look anything like a pinoy to me
>>61501831
Nope.
>>61501831
You're the one who making the Cambodia thread aren't you?
>>61501817
Non-asean waifu edition
>>61501908
Can I at least look like a mixed Asean?
>>61501924
Lol wut
>>61501478
Cant you post in 4chan while at work?
Im a government employee btw and there is no supervisor because he is getting replaced in this new administration
>>61501734
this sentiment has been wide spread even before dutdut tbf
>>61501973
no.
>>61501973
Nope. Not in the PH, at least. You look really foreign.
>>61501887
Ayy I used to go to Erasmus parties in Paris, where a lot of mexican go. I was always approached by mexican chicks asking me where I'm from.
>>61502004
which department?
>>61502004
I'm having my intership at the moment and I'm posting from the office right now.
why does our government need to ban everything? Indon is not a commie cunt.
>>61501904
You literally look middle class Mexican.
>>61502056
shariah
>>61502028
MARINA
i do inspect boats and shit you know basic typical clerical job
>>61500435
did GMA made an appearance?
>>61502069
I heard their pretty serious about it in North Sumatra anon. Is it like Saudi Arabia there?
>>61502015
See pic related. We literally look the same.
>>61500764
>>61500741
weebs
>>61502099
or perhaps Cory " mother of """""democracy""""" " Aquino is non-existent.
>>61502143
Anon probably meant second female vice president, which Leni is.
>>61502140
What?
>>61502140
what the flying fook
What the fucks up with filipino sex tourism?
>>61502123
ACEH. then yes it is.
but the cencorship happens all across the country.
>>61502140
I can see the regret in her eyes
"I fucked up"
Hallo again my friends
>>61502140
He's okay though. Not bad.
At leat better than 'Indo x Brit' or 'Chink x Russian' one
>>61502219
Post your delicious food
>>61502123
Still looks foreign. Must be the thick eyebrows and small nostrils. The woman has very Filipino-like nostrils.
>>61502140
literally nothing wrong desu
>>61502123
The special shariah province is called Aceh. Its on the north of North Sumatra province.
>>61502199
>the cencorship happens all across the country.
Oh nothing wrong with a little bit of fascism. I am guessing it's more political content that's censored no? Because religiously Indonesia (Jakarta and Bali at least) seemed pretty liberal. Would you get shit if you were to smoke in public or bring a girl to your hotel room during ramadan Anon?
I have Asean gf but thinking about getting a white gf even though I prefer asian race because of the Eliot problem
What do?
>>61502194
Sexmoan
>>61502275
Yeah I just saw that it's from there that Islam spread to Indonesia. Pretty interesting tbqhfam
>>61501734
Idk Duterte's win is actually a big indication that we have always want to separate from each other
>>61502279
>smoke in public
fine
>bring a girl during ramadhan
>bring a girl in general
ABSOLUTE HERESY.
>>61501734
As long as we get sentiments like these>>61502143
Seperatism will be alive and well
Principality of Sexmoan
I get a funny feeling its gonna be Erap 2.0
>>61502263
I dont have any=(
>>61502353
>>bring a girl in general
>ABSOLUTE HERESY.
I have to call Bullshit on this. I brought several girls to my room when I visited last s[ring. No one cared.
>>61502279
>political content
Not really, unless its commie stuff.
>Would you get shit if you were to smoke in public or bring a girl to your hotel room during ramadan Anon?
Depends on the province, each have their own autonomy law to regulate things like that. Its kind of alright to do that on Bali but not on other province like Aceh or Banten.
>>61502456
shabu pa pota
>>61502458
>I dont have any
Nor way.
You must be have something.
>>61502485
Yeah I don't plan on going to Aceh. Only interested in Jakarta, and the neighboring cities like Bekasi, as well as Jogja and Bali. I've lived in Saudi Arabia for a while so I know how shitty and ineffectiveSharia laws can be.
>>61502294
nice ass m8
>>61502456
This is why we need to separate asap
>>61502460
no policeman banging your door? you just got lucky m8.
>>61502550
bekasi is cancer don't bother.
>>61502593
Thx please answer question
>>61502627
Yeah there'not much things to see, but they have a few qt pies on Tinder so I went there to meet them tbqdesu. The traffic is much nicer than in Jakarta though
>>61500913
You should be happy!
We're repopulating the world with half-whitey/half-elliot
>>61501951
Degenerate.
>>61502294
White gf will leave and cuck you.
asean gf will stay as long as you have money (or if it's true love)
>>61502686
But asean gf is also so jealous all the time and posessive. =(
>>61502686
Also isnt half whitey = eliot mode...... and that is what scares
why is he so happy?
fuck this shit lads, my heart cant handle this Resident evil 7 demo
>>61502456
Impeachment when?
>>61502781
Hes going to get all that pork barrel and crime syndicate money
>>61502781
>Varys_the_Eunuch_Spider_seems_happy_serving _the_17_regions_of_the_republic.gif
>R+L=J CONFIRMED
>Rodrigo + Leni = Joshua Aquino
>>61502728
>>61502767
jealous all the time = all girls specially asean girls because they think you've found another asean gf to give money to.
also you should only be scared of Elliot babies if you plan on maknig one desu
>>61503004
>dat floor tiles
disgusting
>>61503004
dogs are haram.
>>61502791
its a demo the real deal is like RE1 with improved graphics. dont worry there is still zombies and shooting capcom is going back to survival horror and its not PT silent hill types. but it saddens me theyre not bringing back old RE characters
>>61503031
that kot is reading the quran upside down tho
>>61503004
Moar SFW waifus
>>61502929
No her family is rich, she actually pays for more than i do.
I wanna to have a family at some time and dont want some crazy son who hates me for rediculous reasons because he reads r/hapa
Condolences Philippines
what's the name of duterte's daughter?
>having a city named after a creature from Indian mythology
>having a province named after a synonym for old
>>61503004
those floor tiles looks so 80s
>>61503075
Is there anything more after i get out of the house or thats it?
I still cant figure out where to use that dummy finger that i found and how to fix that missing fuse.
>>61503213
Yaya Dub
The oath was taken. The streets will run red with the blood of suspected evil!
>>61503285
dont know m8 hopefully there is. resident evil is about zombies so i doubt it only takes place in a house. hell RE6 takes place in 3 different countries
hey Malaysia anons is there any gaming shops out there that are better than impulse contemplating whether I should get a PS4 from them or look some other place for a better pricing deal
>>61503599
buy from local shops la
>>61503599
Shop somewhere normal you fag. Not everybody is as rich as you.
>>61503154
just tell your kid that reddit is for losers m8
>>61503630
>>61503657
but where exactly I'm a neet international student who's never set foot outside of his dorm unless I had to get groceries
>>61503688
what uni?
>>61503688
Go to normal shopping malls. Like Tesco or Jusco. Chinks always sell games there.
Do Philippines or Metro Manila have a tally / record of total number of shooting victims
>>61503705
neyy Onii-chan
Stalker desu ka ?
>>61503716
thanks
How safe is the Philippines now that Duterte is the president, will we become like Davao which is considered the 4th most safest city in the world?
>>61503599
Go to Sony centers. You will have the option to buy an extended warranty 2 yrs with only rm150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z--BvNhOWQI
pekpek
titi
susu
lawlaw
kantot
>>61503952
kontol
>ONLINE GAMBLING MUST STOP
>JUETENG STOP IT
>Cause no tax collection and Dutdut hates gambling
PUUUUTANG INA
Dutdut to send someone to Cuba to study their health care
What? Is Cuba really good or dumb?
>>61504098
LEWD
>>61501645
What are you selling?
Pit bosses and dealers at casinos on the Vegas strip are getting smarter and harder to trick.
But they are still no match for a master manipulator like me.
>>61504112
It was really good. There were no private hospitals, and they had plenty world class doctor because of their good system. Its one of the best commie achievement.
>>61504112
>commie sending a commie to a commie country
Drone strike incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM
>>61504394
I thought this was a fan remix of the Ghostbusters theme and a shitty Fallout Boy song. But no, they actually paid Fallout Boy to make a shitty Ghostbusters song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=is31GGfhz8o
Why la my smart tag always not detected. Need to find a pole to put on the touch n go. Everytime also cannot reach.
I got admitted into UGM lads :DDDD
What can I expect :DDD
>>61504565
gay shit
>>61504565
Udah pengumuman?
>>61504565
Expect to be Pervy Sage's successor. Go forth and creepshot
When we slam the opposition for its lack of leadership and disunity, sometimes we forget we are trapped in this circle because BN is recycling its tactics. By weakening the opposition with selective prosecutions, we're forever kept in our predicament.
(By this I don't mean leaders from the opposition camp can't be wrong and can't be charged in court. He isn't God, he could have committed wrongdoings too but charging him in court could also be part of BN's strategies. Let's hope for a fair prosecution for LGE)
I am hungry
>>61504774
Thanks m8 really need this.
>>61504565
University Gay Man :DDDD
>>61504672
>its okay if the opposition does it, no one is perfect
>this is all a conspiracy design by the government
>>61504540
This makes me believe the movie would be better if they weren't speaking english and I couldn't understand the script.
>>61504774
Does sushi tastes really good? The only time that I tried it was like 5 years ago and it was from a supermarket fridge so I guess that didn't do justice to sushi. So Malaysia anon, which restaurant serves the best sushi and how do I order them if I'm going there alone. Do I have to sit in front of the conveyor belt or something.
>>61504565
Jurusan apa. Min?
>>61504774
Yandere cooks?
>>61502781
lmao
I just woke up from a very weird dream. I went to my friends house to find him masturbating into vanilla ice cream and spattering it all over animu figurines. He offered me to join him but I kindly said no and left. Holy shit wtf...
susu lads?
>>61505365
Nice Baboon.
>>61505365
I dont think that's a susu lad
ITT: /asean/ on mind kontol
>>61505091
>sushi
Only when you spend good money on it. I would personally spend at least USD 20 for decent one
>>61505566
Dudes dont lactate as much as women. that baby is sucking out dat silicone
KONO BANGUMI WA SQUARE ENIX TO. GORANNO SPONSA TEKIYO DE OKURI SHIMASU
>>61501354
Whos going to Bali for Ramadan? Think I might concert to hindi.
>>61505715
teen/10
It sure is summer in /asean/
>>61505754
summer everyday
going to reupload this
>>79260990
Test
>>61505907
She's hot senpai, who is she?
>be at school
>be taught that if u pick your nose/ears batal puasa
>actually believe that shit for years
>be at uni. attend ramadhan lectures in hall
>the imam said its okay to do so because only acts that batal is when you 'Consume' through your throat
my school is a lie
>>61505990
random chinese girl in my
>>61505907
she looks like a generic china grill. i found them hard to fap considering how generic they look
>>61505990
Xi Men Di Menn
>>61505991
You actually believe that? I began searching google when I really want to pick my nose because it itch so much.
>>61505991
Did you use to spit at random as well?
>>61506050
you like malay or hindu girls more?
>>61505990
Alodia the geymur grill
>>61506135
>tfw no keling gf
>>61505135
Long time no see
>>61506135
i like amateurs regardless of races. its more realistic
>>61506100
used to because my mouth dries easily. so i had to rinse even that is haram b4 at school lmao
>dat one friend who thought farting can batal puasa
>>61505091
Go to japan is the best answer but you can also find some sushi bars managed by Japanese in there. Not by chinese or korean.
BISAYA ALIS!!!
MINDANOUT!
>>61505091
http://sasagawakl.asia/
or
http://www.shin-hinata.com/kuala_lumpur/index.html
>dat one friend who thought that theres life after death
>>61505091
>>61506615
I highly recommend this place
>>61506361
I don't know whether the sushi franchises like Sushi King or Sakae Sushi is managed by Japanese or not. Thanks anyway.
>>61506615
Thanks.
>>61506733
Sushi Zanmai > Sakae Sushi > Sushi King
>>61506733
Sushi King is a totally malaysian firm
wasn't so bad though
Especially, I like the original bentos they made
>>61506825
Kedai Mamak > Sushi Zanmai > Sakae Sushi > Sushi King
>>61506940
pleb
>>61506825
What would you normally order? Never stepped foot in sushi restaurant desu
>>61506825
>Sushi Zanmai
Had they expanded their business to malaysia? I didn't know that.
![Texhnolyze - 01 [DVD 720x480 x264 AAC].mkv_snapshot_20.05.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uszAoYy.jpg "Texhnolyze - 01 [DVD 720x480 x264 AAC].mkv snapshot 20.05")
>>61507029
yes
>>61506825
>Sushi Zanmai
Why are they better? I've never been to one of their outlets.
>>61506192
i fapped to this pic couple of times before
>>61502781
lol
>>61503213
i think it was Veronica "Kitty" Duterte, but i'm not sure
>>61506192
>>61508619
I almost spilled my spaghetti while having a heart attack when Alodia suddenly appeared behind me when I was in an anime store. She wasn't tv famous yet so I didn't know about her and the manager tried to introduce her as a famous cosplayer. She was very tiny.
>>61508990
That hag is too old to be a Kitty
pic related is kitty
Test
>>61509062
the armpit gets me everytime
>Duterte has eight grandchildren, half of whom are Muslims and the other half Christian
Literally what
>>61500612
Why can't your President into human rights pinoy Bros?
>>61506025
puki
>Malaysian education
>>61509123
he's based, he's had enough of bullshit and will not take anyone's crap
>>61509119
what's the problem with it?
>>61509123
he's actually for the indigenous people unlike the other presidents
>>61509230
But muh death benulty and shooting drug dealers
Are drugs even an issue in the Philippines?
>>61509123
why does your chancellor loves sucking mudslime cocks
>>61509011
i saw her too, many times. once back in 2010, i forgot if it's toycon or other convention; she's cosplaying kagome and yeah she's not that tall, 5'3 i think. she's so pale and chinky
>>61509123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awv8dySZaHE
>>61509343
Refugees welcome?
>Be Friday Tomorrow
>Goes drinking past 1am
>Forgot Duterte is already our president
>Gets shot by Duterte Death Squad
What do?
>>61509509
I didn't mean to offend. Don't worry, I don't like her either and ironically enough, she has refugee blood on her hands with all her completely unsustainable promises.
It's just that our media bashes your New president and I'd like to hear from the source
>>61509563
Only if they adapt to our culture and are willing to put in work learning our language etc. Too Bad most of them come only for gibs me dat and act like chimps
>>61509062
>that madman look
>>61509624
It's because he's a lawyer and knows how his fellow frat member lawyers abuse the system.
He just want to kill criminals before getting help from the law loopholes.
>>61509062
#putok
>>61509571
getting drunk is not illegal unless you do stupid things
buying liquor past 1am is illegal and will get you shot
>>61509123
Filipinos are submissive if some leader who acts like a tyrant comes along we just follow him even at the cost of our lives
We don't really value life here
>>61509676
Only one way to get those out, German Death Squad when?.....oh wait looks like a never :^)
>>61509803
drunk people in the street will actually get arrested you will be detained and released tomorrow when you sober up
Its for your own good they say and to prevent you from coming crime
>>61509946
Committing crime*
>>61509803
Mfw they will now do sting operation on alcohol selling like they did on illegal drugs.
Prisons will be jam packed with idiots
>>61509624
Your culture right now having so much of a guilt fetish is why your media loves bashing what they suspect as preeminent dictators even when the guy is actually doing this shithole a favor by REHABILITATING junkies here and KILLING drug pushers. (There's actually a news report about two pushers being killed as I'm writing this). Plus he also has a bounty on his head and police chief officer organized by cartel-like drug lords here.
I know it's mostly unlikely but please don't even plan on connecting luzon to either visayas or mindanao via railway or some shit. I don't want any more of those begging mudslime fucks infesting our parks, streets, and tourist destinations.
>>61509946
well, better act cool when going home drunk
>>61506825
Do you have Kaihomaru in Malaysia? Probably the best sushi I've had, provided the chef was Japanese. Second time I went the chef was local and it wasn't great.
>>61509676
Where in Germany are you from?
Anybody got a Twitter account? Please do pic related for /asean/.
>>61509779
putang ina mo papaputok kita sa npa
>>61510116
They can smell you
>>61510129
>Kaihomaru
you mean 海宝丸? They have a restaurant in kuala lumpur, I guess.
>>61510029
It just might end up empowering those drug cartels more
>>61510266
Yes.
Does DutDut like Japan pinoys?
>>61510301
here is your (You) since jap posters are guaranteed to have replies
>>61509062
>tfw thinking she was a pure princess until she did that atrocious fucking 'wag mahiya kayo pumasok' hoodrat rap in the interview
>>61510301
why do you even want a dirty 3rd world country to like you anyway? we're just useless maids.
I wonder what it's like being a 12-year old girl with a 71-year old father, That's like being raised by a grandpa, no? Except he doesn't have time for you.
>>61509551
You know you're bottom omega when you can't handle talking with a 5'3 cutie.
>Hiatus X Hiatus again
>>61510373
post video
>>61510419
numb to the pain already
>>61510279
https://youtu.be/40tqLvbXGUA?t=1m18s
Trigger warning : pure cringe
>>61510419
don't remind me m8
>>61510560
meant for >>61510457
>>61510357
>>61510394
Philippines is important economic partner for Japan and we feel a sense of familiarity with them. We can't hate you guys even if du30 loves china.
>>61510613
Aren't you a flip though?
>>61510394
Proxy/ESL teacher
>>61510613
kill yourself weebshit
>>61510613
That japanese bully always bully us with banana though, this is why i hate you
>>61510033
i wonder how those badjao got here in manila? hitchhiking ferry to ferry?
tho connecting bridges from luzon-visayas and visayas - mindanao is actually a cool idea
>matnog, sorsogon (luzon) to allen, northern samar (visayas) is 23km
>san ricardo, southern leyte (visayas) to surigao city (mindanao) is 21km
the longest bridge in the world currently is danyang–kunshan bridge in china which is 164.8km. tho building bridges here that long is not possible at this time. there's no shallow waters between those islands to put foundation on plus rough sea condition and typhoon path
>>61510613
selling your body to japanese monkey again huh
>>61510613
keep making anime, Japan
I heard Duterte likes to fly from Davao to Manila, my friends from Langley, Virginia and Magsaysay likes to fly too.
>>61510560
>cringe
what do you expect a 12 year old kid to do? compose a 30 minute long professional speech about her future plans?
kids will always be kids.
>>61510720
Badjaos are everywhere
Fault lines we must always think of fault lines
Also Is it worth to destroy a scenic view we don't have much cultural stuff to offer but our views.
>>61510613
Are you enjoying life in Japan Jose?
>>61510720
their ancestors sailed using their big badjao boats
>>61510720
>164.8km
That sounds boring as fuck to drive.
>>61510613
>>61510301
He's likes Russia and China as far as I know
>>61510909
>>61510909
>>61510909
>>61510909
next thread
>>61510922
ayyy lmao
>>61510917
it's a railway system, even though, it's still a boring view. all you can see are submerged rice paddies
>>61510887
yeah it's a major disaster when bridge fall during earthquake in the middle of the sea
>>61510560
She's a degenerate...
Want happend to the dutdut supporters who Hates rap
They should shame her.
>>61511057
Coral reefs and the fact that it will be hard to salvage the debris
>>61510875
this, kek she will regret this interview when she grow up
