ITT you prove that your language isn't shit
It will be the next global language, so you see learning it.
Thank Mexico.
>>61485857
Wins all poetry contest
>>61485857
It inspired Elvish.
>>61485857
"Russian" isn't even a language, it's literally copy paste from all the worlds languages
>>61485941
wrong
Elvish is scandi
Everyone is posting it B)))
you all have to know it
>travel to foreign countries
>still hear people say "fuck" constantly
Curse words won the language war for English
>>61486018
>>61486055
English don't count. Sorry bongs
>>61486105
Fuck, cunt, shit and twat are some of the best.
>>61485978
Tolkiens Elvish has nothing to do with Germanic langs
>>61486114
Why you mong.
>>61486141
Fuck off
T. Tolkien pro
>>61486114
>English don't
Is it normal for a native to speake like that?
>>61486237
No
but if you're a nigga ....
>>61486191
You're pretty clueless for a self-proclaimed Tolkien pro
>>61486237
ey you don't got nothin a say 2 him m9, your not evn a nativ speeker
>>61486191
>>61486141
The main languages used as source for elvish tongues were finnish and gaelic, with gaelic more resembling sindarin, and finnish more resembling quenya (and numenorean)
>>61485857
It will dominate the world when the US collapses and Islam rises
Bi'iznillah
>>61486237
żbsz kurwa
>>61486340
Well sorry no numenorean , i got confused thinking about elendil's oath, which is not numenorean but actually quenya
>>61486452
/thread
>not having wowel harmony
shit
it sounds beautiful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDJ3A0fqY2M
I can't
>>61485857
you say a lot of greek words daily without even knowing about it
>>61486513
This
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhdQ59LHorQ
ER STAAT EEN HUIS AAN DE GRACHT IN OUD AMSTERDAM
WAAR IK ALS JOCHIE VAN ACHT BIJ GROOTMOEDER KWAM
NU ZIT ER 'N VREEMDE MENEER IN 'T KAMERTJE VOOR
EN OOK DIE HEERLIJKE ZOLDER WERD TOT KANTOOR
>>61485960
if ur lang hasn't neutral gender it isn't a lang
>>61486305
I lied twice but im on an anonymous imageboard so it doesnt count
>>61485916
>spanish
>global language
>only spoken in the shittiest part of the world aka latin america, mexico, and spain
>global
>language
>spanish
pls m8
H O N
O
N
H O N
O
N
H O N
O
N
>>61486964
salut compatriote,
bien ou bien?
>having gendered nouns
garbage
Chechen language one of the most difficult languages to learn. It has very complicated grammar and pronunciation. When I speak Chechen more than 1 hour I get throat pain because of all those guttural sounds. It has only about 1 million speakers. Shit language obviously, but more than that Russian oppressors are trying to do everything they can that our language became extinct. They force us to use their absolutly unsuitable cyrillic alphabet. Using cyrillic for Chechen is the same as using Kanji for English.
>>61486340
Ayy hold up m8. Tolkien hated Gaelic just as much as he hated French, he considered them ugly languages. Sindarin was based on Welsh.
MUH DUAL
MUH SCHWA
MUH GENETIVE OF NEGATION
MUH NARROW AND WIDE VOWELS
MUH SEPARATE TERMS FOR PRACTICAL AND THEORETICAL KNOWLEDGE
MUH WORD WITH DIFFERENT ROOT FOR EACH TENSE AND ASPECT OF THE VERB 'TO GO'
MUH FIRST DOCUMENT IN MUH LANGUAGE FROM THE LATE 10TH CENTURY
>>61487219
Oh shit, I forgot
MUH PRESERVATION OF MUH ORIGINAL PRESLAVIC NOUN CLASSES & GENDER
>>61485857
The brothers Grimm, Martin Luther, Göthe, Brecht, Büchner, Fontane, Martin Heidegger, Friedrich Nietzsche, Schopenhauer, Kästner, even Marx
>>61486127
yeah, right, people around the world say cunt and twat...
not...
>>61487723
I personally prefer Austrian literature
>>61487897
patrician af
but Austrians only have the belles lettres and not the philosophy
>>61485857
We do not bend verbs depending on subject.
I am - Jag är
You are - Du är
He/she/it is - Han/hon/det är
we are - vi är
you are - ni är
they are - de är
No exceptions.
>>61488021
that means it's shit sven
>>61488184
Niet Pekka, ei vittu
>>61487219
>having gendered anything
how very unprogressive
>>61487971
Yes, you're right. They do have some like Wittgensteinbut nothing as dense as the German one.
But, well, Hermann Broch makes up for this.
>>61485857
You are all speaking it.
>>61486237
No, it should be does not, but then again, everyone uses slang.
>>61488261
Germans are the most progressive cause they seemingly assign gender to words randomly.
>>61487074(You)
>Handschuh
>hand shoe
>>61487074
Ironically we are two generations away form being a spanish speaking country, if we are not there already.
>>61485857
I can't, Russian is the language of the Gods
>>61488418
>Penisschuh
>penis shoe
The German language is simply amazing...
>>61486630
>>61488579
>Schweinswal
good job
>>61488349
I just can't imagine a russian saying "Aнглийcкий нe бyдy cчитaтьcя" instead of "Aнглийcкий нe бyдeт cчитaтьcя". It's so abnormal to skip conjugations for me so i don't beilive people with other native languages do it.
>not agglutinative
trash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8NED6-d488
It's great for poetry, if you can understand it. English poetry seems not as good.
>>61485960
Atleast you don't sound like a faggot when speaking it.
>>61485857
All major media is in English
hupikék törpikék
>>61485857
a-animu
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
USA wins again.
>>61494517
töpörödött törpördögök :DDD
>>61492255
Rare
>>61494564
not even
>>61494564
Stop trying to fit in, newfag.
>>61488696
>Schweinswal
>porpoise
>"pig whale"
>>61486237
No, but he's a yank
cocô pipi pipi cocô
>Hablo el español con Dios, el italiano con las mujeres, el francés con los hombres y el alemán con mi caballo.
>>61494748
>>61494590
Falling that easy bait, i bet you came here last summer
I can't
>>61492255
Viet is actually awesome. I've heard it's extremely difficult for non natives though.
I love the writing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJzBxJ8ExRk
>>61495780
meme song
Águas de março é melhor
your talking it atm
>>61485960
Isn't that English?
>>61495453
best post in this thread
>>61498971
No, english is a conglomeration from 3 major sources, with small sprinkles of influence from the world over. Still you can find a lot of its origins present.
t. Nugget is an aussie abo word
>>61488021
I don't see a big difference between having to say {Pronoun + invariable verb} versus {pronominial-prefix + invariable verb stem}
>>61488508
Irish, the no bullshit, verb-first language of mythology, craic and shenanigans or the most cuck English dialect of all
>>61495733
There are no genders or conjugation, so that help. The hardest parts are pronunciation and the big vocabulary.
Moe characters speak Japanese.
>>61486141
We have elvish :3
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elfdalian
It's a fixed version of spanish
>>61502081
>implying is not the retardized version of spanish
>>61485857
Because it's easy and cute and sound good.
>>61485960
It doesn't even feel offensive, it's simply wrong
>>61502575
>yfw every complex concept in the Russian language is a foreign word
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_literature
It's our world. You just live in it.
>>61485941
That's Icelandic m8
Vittu perkele helvetti Koskenkorva kyrpä paska pillu Sisuviina huora
MUH LATINATE AND GERMANIC VOCABULARY REGISTERS
MUH XBOX HUEG THESAURUS
MUH VOICED AND UNVOICED INTERDENTAL FRICATIVES
MUH DENTAL CLICK WORD
MUH INFIX-FUCKING-ATION
MUH RELAXED INFLECTION ALLOWING FOR EASY ASSIMILATION OF LOAN WORDS
MUH DIVERSE DIALECTICAL VARIATIONS
MUH MEDIA MONOPOLY
MUH GLOBAL LINGUA FRANCA
>>61485857
You're speaking it
SILMIEN VÄLLIIN
SILMIEN VÄLLIIN
SILMIEN VÄLLIIN
SILMIEN VÄLLIIN RYSSÄÄ
>>61503134
Forgot to mention, on the Tolkien argument.
Quenya was based on Finnish, Tolkien's favorite language. He compared it to a wine cellar of wonderful sounds :-DDDDD
Sindarin was based grammatically on Celtic languages at large, especially the initial consonant mutations. Spelling is Welshish, but that's probably because Welsh was more geographically available than Irish during his time.
Dwarven is supposed to be vaguely Semitic given the race is the Jews.
Black speech is supposed to be the ugliest sounds he could think of tossed together, although he refused to develop it very much.
its not anglo garbage
>>61487251
>>61487251
Tell me more. I am seriously interested in hearing about the Chechen language from a native speaker.
I know that there is supposed to be a clan of Circassian speakers living in Gothenburg but this is even better. Woot!
Skriv på svenska om du tycker att det är enklare. :o)
English is the only language in the world to have the universal scalar and vector particles, 'so' and 'to'
>>61503376
>Black speech is supposed to be the ugliest sounds he could think of tossed together, although he refused to develop it very much.
So, basically the black speech in the US?
a proof
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLhBcG3OWRM
>>61488021
Disgusting. Seems to be a language for kids.
>>61499348
You can't separate use the pronominal stem as a standalone word in (all?) agglutinative languages.
>>61487386
>>61487500
/thread
>>61485857
The oldest. Older than latin
It's hard to learn.
>>61487251
This. Russians forcing others to use thr Cyrillic because their people are illiterate sobs is just tragic
All languages within the former Soviet Union are better off with the Latin script. It consistently shows in Ugric, Turkic and Iranic languages like Tajik
They did have the Latin script for some time, interwar SU, but the Soviets banned it
>>61487386
>MUH WORD WITH DIFFERENT ROOT FOR EACH TENSE AND ASPECT OF THE VERB 'TO GO'
Something similar in Estonian, although there are only 2:
I go - lähen
I went - läksin
(are going, people are going, somewhat hard to explain, in essence it's a 4th person, or passive) - minnakse
go! (as an order) - mine
he should go! (as an order) - mingu
it is said that he goes - ta minevat
the one that is going - minev
Spanish is cool, I guess...
>>61508857
Spanish seems like it is pronunced like how it is written, unlike English or French. I like it.
its not arabic
>>61509188
Dutch is so guttural it's interchangeable with Arabic.
>>61509106
It is, and I feel the same way when I speak english.
For example when you say "I" it should be written "ai"
>>61508453
Swedish developed from Low Saxon, Nederdeutsch, or something like that, that was used as a trade language around the Baltic Sea by the Hanseatic League.
It's a common phenomenon that when a language is adopted by foreigners, it becomes simpler. Same thing happened with English and the Romance languages in Europe.
Sure you have the same thing in India.
De e skitnice
fucka dig!
>>61508641
>All languages within the former Soviet Union are better off with the Latin script. It consistently shows in Ugric, Turkic and Iranic languages like Tajik
proof: my ass
The only Latin letters that have no equivalents in Cyrillic are x, q and w. How can they be useful in the Uralic languages?
Is maith liom mo theanga féin, ach is dóigh gur trua mór nach dtuigeann roinnt mo chuid daoine í. Má tá suim agat fúithi, cuir ceist orm agus chuirfidh mé freagra ar.
>>61497422
if you say so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1tOV7y94DY
>>61509287
>pronounced like how it is written
>j sounds like h
nah
>>61486393
Cute
>>61485857
Ô fins d'automne, hivers, printemps trempés de boue,
Endormeuses saisons ! je vous aime et vous loue
D'envelopper ainsi mon coeur et mon cerveau
D'un linceul vaporeux et d'un vague tombeau.
Dans cette grande plaine où l'autan froid se joue,
Où par les longues nuits la girouette s'enroue,
Mon âme mieux qu'au temps du tiède renouveau
Ouvrira largement ses ailes de corbeau.
Rien n'est plus doux au coeur plein de choses funèbres,
Et sur qui dès longtemps descendent les frimas,
Ô blafardes saisons, reines de nos climats,
Que l'aspect permanent de vos pâles ténèbres,
- Si ce n'est, par un soir sans lune, deux à deux,
D'endormir la douleur sur un lit hasardeux.
>>61488021
Literal caveman speak
>>61502081
it's the retarded imbred of spanish
it could be worst though, it could be Catalan
>>61512083
h doesn't have a sound you fucking monkey
>>61485857
But it is shit.
>>61513779
>most of the civilized world laughs as 'hahaha' or in other variations, which distinctively have a r sound
>spanish speakers, for some reason, uses 'jajaja', which in any language with proper j spelling sounds idiotic
yeah, right on, maradona
>>61509305
Swedish came from Old East Norse, you dumbfuck. It has elements of Old High German, which was the trade language during that era.
Not all languages of India have undergone "simplification" as you termed it. It's a shift from being synthetic to isolating (and languages keep going back to synthetic afterwards).
>>61513913
>implying romance speakers know what the proper pronunciation of Jj is
autism is good
>>61513913
I thought brazilian people laughed like "huehue" or I might be wrong, but that's the first impression I got from playing online.
>>61485857
some words are used foreigners
HENTAI BUKKAKE YURI etc....
>>61485916
And central america in particular, specially El Salvador.
>>61485857
Ja mam psa. = I have a dog.
Mam psa. = (I) have a dog.
Psa mam. = A dog (I) have.
Psa ja mam. = A dog I have.
Psa mam ja. = A dog have I.
Mam ja psa = Have I a dog.
Mam psa ja = Have a dog I.
Ja psa mam. = I a dog have.
All above are correct and mean the same thing: I have a dog.
We also have some no syllable words.
>w
>z
>dżdż (though I've never seen it used in Nominative)
>szcz (incorrect and used by uneducated people but still it even has its place in poetry – pic related)
>>61527005
Forgot k (an archaic word).
>>61526822
Just asked the missus about this. She said if you want to speak poetically and be a dickhead, then yeah its correct.
>>61502718
Nope, Icelandic is Orc-tier
Memest language of Europe
>>61527005
Isn't a no syllable word impossible? Even one letter composes one syllable.
>>61527984
they're technically clitics, in russian it's the same way
>>61528466
I looked this up but the Wikipedia definition doesn't really help.
>>61527005
>v
>s
>k
>ž
>lj
>b
All of them are just clitics, of course
>>61485857
Tēvs mīl dēlu
Tēvs dēlu mīl
Mīl tēvs dēlu
Mīl dēlu tēvs
Dēlu tēvs mīl
Dēlu mīl tēvs
All of these sentences mean "Father loves son". If you try that in English, the sentence changes it's meaning or makes no sense at all.
You're all speaking it.
Boom.
Flag related.
Universal tongue that can mimic any sounds in the world
>gutteral R
>clear R
>rolled R
>L
>Vs
>Ny, ng
>th, tsch
>umlauts
>Arabic
>>61485857
You're all using it right now.
>>61485916
we can alburear
Saldējums
>>61485857
It inspired English
>>61485857
Catalan.
We use a lot of Gothic words.
Some:
Ganivet (Knife)
Fang (mud): Like in Dutch veen (peat)
Arran or Ran (Next to, bordering). Like in German "rand".
Brou: Broth
Estona/stona (a while). Like in Norwegian (and other scandi languages) "Stund".
Boig (crazy). Bauþs (a general term for "deficient" in gothic)
Guaitar/Aguaitar. To look or watch
Gaire: Barely, hardly, not many/much
>>61532431
>We use a lot of Gothic words.
I love Evanescence!
>>61533341
>there is no need to be upset
>>61485960
Kek if you think that about Russian I wonder what you would think about my language.
>learning Russian right now
Yeah it has few similarities partly from german and french. But nowhere near as many as Papiamento.
You can take a sentence in my language and literally pick out every single word out of it - each of those word is either Completely the same - slightly similar (we give it our own spin) or just given a different meaning.
>>61533656
what the fuck are you?
>>61485857
kamelåså
>>61533995
that ain't a word
>>61534053
All Danes know(don't) what it means.
>>61533995
This unirionically wins
>>61531947
suka bļadis 10/10 )))
Ur all speaking it
>>61485857
Russian is beautiful and desu up there with Italian and French
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDFowbUxfBs
>>61485857
>>61485941
>>61485916
Let's look at an english sentence then compare it to ithkuil.
"The boy's book"
This phrase is vague. However speakers of inferior """""""languages""""""" do not notice this.
The sentence listed above can be said in multiple ways in Ithkuil
ultánļ öqâlepʰ (The one he possesses but does not necessarily own; For example, he got from the library)
ultánļ öqîlepʰ (The book is the property of the boy)
ultánļ öqêlepʰ (The book is inherent to a boy as a hand is to him)
ultánļ öqôlepʰ (The boy feels the impacts of said book)
ultánļ öqëilepʰ (The boy authored the book)
ultánļ öqöilepʰ (The book that has a special subjective context relevant to the boy. This is seen in phrases found in romantic fiction such as "our song")
Oh but that is not all! Take another """"unambiguous"'"" sentence
"We became fools"
This can be expressed in EVEN MORE variations
Akšoal se (Me + you)
Akšoal še (Me + y'all)
Akšoal ţe (Me + He/She)
Akšoal ne (Me + Them)
Akšoal he (Me + You + He/She)
Akšoal ze (Me + You + Them)
Akšoal ļe (Me + Y'all + He/She)
Akšoal že (Me + Y'all + Them)
Akšoal le (Everyone)
That is just all the forms corresponding to "we" in FALLING TONE
Do you want me to go on, bitch? Ok, take this sentence.
"The cats"
There are DOZENS of ways to express this one concept
I am not going to even bother explaining you this one. Just WATCH
Arrall
Arratļ
Arraļ
Arraļļ
Arrařļ
Arrask
Arrašk
Arrar
Arrarr
Arralļ
Arrarl
Arrarļ
Arrařl
Arrast
Arrašt
Arramm
Arralm
Arrarm
Arramļ
Arrařm
Arrasp
Arrašp
Arrann
Arraln
Arrarn
Arranļ
Arrařn
Arrasq
Arrašq
That was less than a quarter of the possibilities that some """""languages""""" explain with one suffix. HAHAHAHAHAHAH, I am just scratching the surface. Do you want me to go on?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1_OPtNyCqc
>>61485857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkfkkiLm91I
You already did
>>61535539
>>61535783
Get a load of this guy!
>>61509669
>The only Latin letters that have no equivalents in Cyrillic are x, q and w. How can they be useful in the Uralic languages?
Latin scripts are easy to add diactrics so it is easy to create new graphemes for the phonemes unique to the language. On the other hand in Cyrillic you need to create totally new letters or diagraphs and the inventions that are in use are very unaesthetic and lack readabilty.
Pic related proves my point. Look at these cancer inducing alphabet.
That isn't even my original point. Russian language uses я, ю and e so USSR implemented these to the orthographies of the minorities languages which is retarded because they have to use й for other vowels (like jä jö jy). What's more, they use э for actual /e/ and that letter is always disgusting no matter how often I look at it.
Now I think if Serbia ruled the USSR instead of you it'd be a lot better because their script is much more phonetic.
>>61509669
This is a Finnish text in hypothetical Cyrillic script.
Кaiккi iхмiceт cинтивӓт вaпaiнa я тacaвepтaiciнa apвoлтaaн я oiкeyкciлтaaн. Хeiллe oн aннeттy йӓpкi я oмaтyнтo, я хeiдӓ oн тoiмiттaвa тoiciaaн кoхтaaн вeлєидeн хeңeccӓ.
This is the original Finnish script.
Kaikki ihmiset syntyvät vapaina ja tasavertaisina arvoltaan ja oikeuksiltaan. Heille on annettu järki ja omatunto, ja heidän on toimittava toisiaan kohtaan veljeyden hengessä.
Which looks obviously more pragmatic?
>>61536451
Kazakh text in Cyrillic and Latin
Бapлық aдaмдap тyмыcынaн aзaт жәнe қaдip-қacиeтi мeн кұқықтapы тeң бoлып дүниeгe кeлeдi. Aдaмдapғa aқыл-пapacaт, ap-oждaн бepiлгeн, coндықтaн oлap бip-бipiмeн тyыcтық, бayыpмaлдық қapым-қaтынac жacayлapы тиic.
Barlıq adamdar tumısınan azat jäne qadir qasyeti men kûqıqtarı teŋ bolıp dünyege keledi. Adamdarġa aqıl parasat, ar ojdan berilgen, sondıqtan olar bir birimen tuıstıq, bauırmaldıq qarım qatınas jasauları tyis.
>>61485857
Portuguese is the only language swearings are fun rather than aggressive
>É de cair o cu da bunda
>Babaca
>Vai tomar no (olho do seu) cu
>Eita porra
>Substrato de pó de bosta
>Viadinho
>Vai tomar banho na soda
>Vai pro caralho
Plus, we are the only Romance language which has the future of subjunctive
>>61497422
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wA4eYVMH6c
songs in brazilian portuguese are goat 2bh
