You wake up in Tiksi, Russia.
>>61452958
kill myself
Seems comfy
shitpost as usual
>>61452979
this
Comfy. Wonder how long till i kill myself.
First I thanks God for this blessing then I find a qt to marry and teach me Russian.
>>61452958
do people really life in the most northern part of russia, canada and scandinavia?
a-any posters from there?
jesus fucking christ
>>61452958
>Tiksi
>Average low in January: -33 °C
>Mean monthly sunshine hrs in December & January: 0
>>61452958
walk north
>>61452958
"privet! y tebya krokodil?"
>>61452958
Half-abandoned industrial city, feels just like home.
>>61452958
How do people live here. I mean there is literally nothing that you can do during the day.
>>61452958
I marry the boilermaker's beautiful daughter Lucya, we have 2 child
Everyday I go to work at oil refinery
weekends I go with friends over small mountains on our motorcycles
winters very cold, we most days stay inside drink and play board game with children and music
long live mother russia!
>>61453266
same
>No trees
>>61453265
they enjoy not seeing arabs
>>61453302
>city above polar circle
The only sign of present life is what looks to be a car on the road.
>>61453354
>mfw the first mosque opens in Tiksi
There is a Brit, a Canadian, an American, a Finn, a German, a Brazilian, a Mexican, a Pole, an Italian, an Argie, a Serb, an Australian and a Russian all in this one thread.
Isn't the internet amazing? How we're all just discussing something, from different corners of the world.
>average daily temperature of under -20°C for 6 months of the year
comfy
LITERALLY PARADISE
- Pure White population with no sandniggers
- Traditionalist Morals and Religion
- Strong manly drinking culture and traditional wife beating gender roles
- Living off the land and smog fumes
Leaving my multiculti shithole as we speak.
>>61453492
all shit countries except Australia, Italy and Canada.
>>61453514
It could be worse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Verkhoyansk
This is my ideal place to live. If I won the lottery, I'd move to some frozen wasteland like Greenland and spend my time as a NEET inside a tiny capsule building, occasionally taking trips elsewhere.
>>61453492
Fuck you, heh
>>61453529
well memed
>>61453492
not really discussing
just yelling at our computers at the same time
>>61453648
>you're in the centre of town minding your business
>suddenly 400 wolves are running at you in attack formation
lel
>>61453492
Its fun in one way but perhaps we would be better off talking to people around about us.
>>61452999
It always blows my mind how big Russia is. How do you guys even deal with so much land?
>>61453266
That actually sounds quite lovely and enjoyable. So long as I'm drunk, have a decent looking wife to fuck, and can play some sort of games to keep me busy. I'd be satisfied.
>>61453648
>the town was attacked by a pack of about four hundred wolves
>four
>hundred
>fucking
>wolves
FOUR. HUNDRED. WOLVES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG3ikJJOv8Q
Why is mongol girl so pure.
>>61452958
I get in contact with the nearest US embassy
>>61453971
Probably hasn't washed in months.
>>61454085
And never shaved her cunt.
>>61454085
>>61454141
>yfw you realize it isn't just the fish you're smelling
>>61453765
By realizing most of it is a barren waste land
>>61453765
>How do you guys even deal with so much land?
They all become alcoholics.
>>61453765
Our own country is huge as fuck, I don't think many Brazilians realize that. We're almost Australia-tier with sparse cities, heck the only proper cities we have are state capitals, and not even all of them at that.
>>61453648
>>61453559
wtf
>130 degree difference between winter and summer
>>61454455
Because everyone lives at the voast, and forgets that there are really comfy cities in the countryside.
Fuck i'm moving to MS or MG when i retire.
>>61452958
>go fishing
>>61454468
>200 degrees F difference in record temperatures
Bomb some irrelevant Factory
>>61452958
Jesus christ is that the whole town?
Do people really live there?
>>61452958
Run around the streets singing the Internationale as loud as I possibly can while loudly shouting "ZDRASVITYE TOVARISHCH" at everyone I see.
>>61453743
underrated post
>>61452958
I'd probably hike around the vast landscape desu or if they have a two wheeler ride it around.
>>61452958
I would unironically enjoy living there.
>>61453192
That sounds like heaven, except for the extreme cold.
>>61453192
>No sunshine
>Extremely cold
Can't deal with this shit desu
go to the closest store
buy some vodka and cigs
get wasted just like everyone else
>>61459170
>wake up
>polar bear stole your money and stuff
>freeze to death
>>61459258
is Russia really so bad that even wildlife has to resort to crime?
>>61453105
I'm from Inari and all of my brothers still live up north. One lives in Kittilä and I'm 99% sure he posts on 4chan
>>61453492
I thought this will be a joke
>>61453492
They're all proxyfag Americans. Sorry to burst your bubble.
>>61459881
Same
>>61459170
this guy knows
>>61460128
LIES
RUSSIA STRONK
>>61453105
>>61459687
I lived in rovaniemi for a few years.
Practically in south europe tbqh
>>61452958
Holy shit
This is their """central square""" kek
>slava trudu
glory to labour?
my fucking sides
>>61460543
How can it be central square without lenin statue?
>>61460543
Do these people even know the USSR collapsed?
>>61453492
Sometimes I wish flags were active on all boards so I could get a look at the national demographics of certain boards, but I guess that would ruin the anonymity aspect.
>>61452958
>>61460543
Are people there mostly Yakut?
Such is life in Tiksi.
http://emergencyfund.magnumfoundation.org/projects/tiksi-the-far-north/
Do you think the roof of one of those commieblocks is high enough off the ground to kill you if you jumped off it?
>>61460972
Looked at pics.
Seems to be mixed.
..
>>61460972
Yep.
>>61461095
Why are all the Rus in the back row?
>>61461095
Do the cute chink looking ones speak russian? how do I get one of these cuties to marry me?
>>61461109
They learned from the Brits.
>>61461288
I don't get it, they all look quintessentially British.
>>61461288
my fucking sides
the new faces of Britain
>>61461170
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Yakuts
They're Yakuts. They all speak Russian as well as Yakut. Tiksi itself is part of the Yakutia republic.
>>61461109
Probably because they're yakuts dumb fuck
does everyone seriously think russia is just one country with one ethnic group and no others or do they not realize that that actual russia is only a quarter of the counter's size
>>61461170
>chink looking ones
They're Turkic. This is what T*rks are supposed to look like. The roaches just got intermixed with Greeks, Arabs and Kurds.
Take a train back to Moscow.
>>61461436
Are you fucking retarded?
I asked why the Rus were in the back (and why the Yakuts were in the front).
Kill yourself.
>>61461109
Because they are taller than mongolids.
>>61461509
Yeah, because they're Yakuts, they're in fucking Yakutia of course they're going to be in the front. It's like going to Tibet in China and bitching why all the tibetans are on the top off the pile of dead bodies.
Literally off yourself.
>>61461572
I do not understand what you are sperging out about.
>>61454468
Is that amazing somehow?
>>61461604
That because the Yakuts are in their homeland, it's only logical that they go in front. Especially given that a lot of their culture has been replaced with Russian or forcibly integrated. It's more about respect. A federation works by respecting the cultures and people in it, but having the people and different cultures in return, respect the country. This is why Russia is one of the few, or at least somewhat, successful multicultural countries.
>>61452958
Isn't that one of the maps on ARMA?
>>61461572
>>61461746
This is literally about height, you sperg.
>>61461777
no sh shut up listen to mine
>>61461777
Please don't expect too much from the Americans.
>>61461777
Trips confirm, Russiaboo shot down.
>>61461095
>tfw no Mongolian MILF to keep warm from the outside and inside
>>61452979
this
>>61452979
This
>>61461777
>californian collegeboy flustered about the possibility of pragmatic solutions in contrast to affirmative social justice action that permetes every inch of life.
>>61453971
>Start watching thinking she lives in some cabin in middle of nowhere on her own
>I'm 1:45 in and its already shown she has 2 roommates
Feeling ripped off desu
>>61452958
Get out of here, STALKER.
>>61452958
go work to a polar station
>>61453971
>Plays World of Tanks
>>61463475
What time is that at?
>>61453971
>I just hate everyone
>I love myself and my cats, that's it.
>>61463582
15 minute mark
Пapни, y мeня вылaзит Connection error. ШTO ДEЛATЬ?
Cпacибo.
>>61461170
You'll have to go to Tiksi, m8. A Yakut girl would probably be happy to get Canadian citizenship by marrying you even if you are a sperglord.
I Always wonderen what else is in Russia. In my mind its just moscow and then absolutely nothing.
You always see all kinds of documentaries about the ass end of all kinds of countries, but I can only remember one about Russia.
They have a FB group.
Holy shit mang.
I found a grill who was born there and lives in Chabrowsk(or something).
I even found a picture of a black kid living in that city.
Holy shit, this is fascinating and btw...
RUSSIA YES
>>61464433
Look, they even have a semi qt. What the fuck?
>>61464550
Comfy
>>61464112
>In my mind its just moscow and then absolutely nothing.
From the point of someone who lives in Moscow, this is pretty much how I see Russia.
Reminds me of home
>>61453492
Why the fuck would you phrase it as if it were a joke when its not?
>>61464611
Imagine going there lad.
I traveled quite a bit in my life and a "stranger" from a far away yet known to people land is always welcomed in places like this, lost in time tiny town, like some kind of super attraction and everyone wants to talk to him/her, have a drink or walk around and show the place. I experienced it and I'd fucking go there just for the sake of this kind of feeling.
I'm, of course, talking about places where there's some sort of civilization, not shitholes in ME, Africa or Asia(you'd prolly end up like I did in cambodia, in a comfy prison without water for 48h).
>>61464733
>you'd prolly end up like I did in cambodia, in a comfy prison without water for 48h
You can't stop there, tell the story m8.
>>61464733
Fuck me, Tiks YES YES RUSSIA YES.
>>61453765
It just looks big because of map projection
>>61459881
Wasn't it a joke? Uh..
>>61464776
I wanted to cross the border when the officers were on their few hours break(yes few hours) and it was...like the middle of the day.
I got into a argument and ended up in a prison on the border and wietnam and they didn't give me food or water for 48 hours. Luckily I've send a text msg to my friend and they've let me go due to some polish foreign affairs officer intervention. Was ogre and I'm never falling for the "see the non-tourist spots anon" meme. It was literally the first time that I tried to move from country X(Thailand) to Y(Vietnam) by myself and using countries Z(Cambodia) communication(barely none).
>>61459258
this isn't svalbard
>>61453971
>you never had a boyfriend?
>no
>>61452958
i dont get it why dont they atleast build themselves huge mansions to live in if they're already in that shithole
>>61465093
They're making a new Metro game?
>>61465207
Do you even have a idea how fucking expensive would it be to transport building materials(and you need good isolation as well) to a shithole at the end of the world?
Imagine if your croatia would be a island 60000kms away from the shore and you'd have a great idea of building a huge mansion.
>>61464796
They even have a museum.
>>61465333
And a hotel.
>>61465416
Local kids.
>>61452958
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QUorIoeQFg
>>61465580
Where is she hiding her chin?
>>61462601
Thank you for this post.
>>61463402
>>61453492
Even better buddy. Your car is German. Your vodka is Russian. Your pizza is Italian. Your kebab is Turkish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Brazilian. Your movies are American. Your tea is Tamil. Your shirt is Indian. Your oil is Saudi Arabian. Your electronics are Chinese. Your numbers Arabic, your letters Latin.
>>61466232
Numbers came from India.
>>61466232
>Your vodka is Russian
HOW RUDE!
Why would you ever drink Russian vodka if you have the original, better Polish Wódka?!
>>61466232
>Your vodka is Russian
Russian vodka is shit.
>Your democracy is Greek
No.
>Your numbers Arabic
Indian.
>>61465333
Looks like the inside of one of the commiblocks.
>>61461060
>>61461094
Wile it looks kind of shitty and broken down I guess it would be ok provided you had friends and things to do.
>>61452958
It doesn't even look that bad, it reminds me of a smaller version of my city. At least there's no Muslims.
>>61465207
commieblocks are easy and cheap to heat.
>>61453492
BENIS
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I
S
>>61454468
Yes, so what? We get +30 to -30 every year where I live.
>>61453492
Imagine how amazing that you can look at the benises and cunts from all over the world. Unlimited progress indeed.
communism ruined russia
>>61452958
>Go to the nearest airport
>take the first flight to Paris
>>61468657
Your face ruined russia.
>>61467687
What city in Siberia is it?
>>61468657
Russians ruined russia
>>61468694
>flight to Paris from Ticsi
>>61468951
Not Siberia, mate.
Just 500 km from Moscow.
>>61468982
I-I can walk
>>61468694
"There is this sense of friendship among people, and I’ve started to notice it because of the situation that Tiksi is in right now. The people who used to operate the airport were military people, and they recently moved from Tiksi because the military base was relocated. There were no longer people who could operate the airport, so it was kind of closed for a while, and now there are only rare flights by helicopters. People also always have heating and electricity problems quite often. "
>>61469025
I can jack off but that doesn't make me Rocco Sifredy.
>>61453492
The internet is so dreamy <3
>>61469017
I don't believe you then
>>61452958
fuck bydlo sluts and do heroine
>>61469017
> 500km
You can walk it tbqh
5 hours a day for 20 days.
>>61469128
I want to suck your d then.
>>61452958
Its not that the infrastucture is absolute garbage as are the houses, but the fucking climate is horrible as well with summers regularly being over 30 celcius degrees warm.
>>61453492
I think of this often
I live in Kiruna in the extreme north of Sweden, so not much would change really
.
>>61465461
Are there any pictures of Russians where they aren't squatting?
>>61460906
because when discussing TV and other shit you wuold be bombarded with "lol ur britbong ur opinion doesn't matter xDDD" instead of an actual arguement, kinda like /pol/
but it works for /int/
>>61464796
Is that a HunterXHunter and Ben10 jacket? Even their bootleg clothing is out there.
>>61465093
Pretty sure this building was in The Witcher 3, the one where they pretend to go all Anne Frank on that baby to lure out a contracted demon.
>>61471099
If they weren't squatting, would they really be Russian?
Give me ciggaretes, internet, nice PC, shop and i can live there
Take the train home
>>61452958
Time to play homm3 all day.
>>61470481
Hello Mozambique
I wouldn't mind living here for a few weeks. To see what is like.
>>61453971
that accent
>>61461777
>>61461791
we do the same thing at our schools, he's just autistic
>>61452958
wrestle a bear to impress the local girls
>>61452979
pussy
>>61470481
A FUCKING AK-47 MACHETE PALESTINE WITH BLACK AND YELOW
>>61469025
Yeah, lets say you can walk at 5km/hr for 12 hours a day, so it would be 60 kilometers in a day=100 days for 5972 kilometers, but since it is the shortest distance possible, you have to swim through the artic ocean for a few hundred kilometers as well
>>61465333
>>61465416
n-nice
>>61466159
>>61465093
Kilometres of plains and clear skies, this looks mezmerizing.
>>61474871
This.
Probably you could meet some interessting people.
>>61466159
Wew man
A place to visit in my bucket list
I wish I was in the land of Tungsten
Old times there are not forgotten
Look away! Look away! Look away! Tiksi grad
In Tiksi grad where I was born in
Early on one frosty mornin'
Look away! Look away! Look away! Tiksi grad
And I wish I was in Tiksi
Hooray! Hooray!
In Tiksi grad I'll cyka blyat
to live and die in Tiksi
Away, away
Away up north in Tiksi
Away, away
Away up north in Tiksi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
>>61453192
sound comfy desu
t.Fin traveling in romainia
>>61453492
>a Gypsy
