Australia and Canada go to war tomorrow. Who do you side with? And why?
>>61451458
could not care less
>>61451458
Australia so I can remove Quebecfrogs.
>>61451458
it would never happen
don't even entertain the thought
>>61451458
Australia so I can remove Quebecfrogs.
>>61451458
Canada wins because australians are warm climate pansies.
Remember when australopithecus were cowarding in ww2 when japan came by?
France
>>61451458
Australia. They'll help us annex Canada
>>61451717
this
Australia.
Canada is shitty and cold, unlike sunny happy Australia
>>61451458
Australia. Because it's a better country.
>>61451765
In what Fucking way??
>>61451907
Their national anthem is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
>>61451458
Canada
i dont like Aushitralia.
>>61451458
Australia, they actually have a military.
Canadians on the other hand just bitch and moan about America's military yet depend on us to defend their fucking arctic waters.
>>61451991
thanks
>>61451458
Australia, because Canadians are faggots. Newfies are bro-tier.
>>61451991
k. its Australia for me then.
>>61451458
Straya. It's the lesser of two evils. Also, it's way less fucking gay.
>>61451670
Yeah, like Canada could have fended off an attack by the Japs without the help of the UK or the US.
And what if the war took place on the Australian homeland?
I'd really like to see you leafs hack it in the outback heat. If they don't get fucked by the poisonous animals first.
>>61451458
Does it really matter who wins the Chinese civil war?
>>61452174
Kek
>>61451991
Dont reply this guy.
This guy will appear every daytime in Japan.(8am-17pm)
>>61451746
WTF i love italy now!
>>61451458
realistically Canada obviously wins
>>61451746
Russia is even shittier and colder, yet they win wars.
>>61452443
Only by taunting Europeans until they decide to invade the frozen shithole.
Canada because weed.
>>61452725
Well we could do the same, we have frozen shitholes too.
How could Canadia even fight us? Will they throw their trannies at us from catapults?
>>61453170
Aussies will easily out-taunt you.
>>61453908
we spam sjw shills until your entire country is like Melbourne.
None, they can kill each other as much as they want tho.
>>61453989
shit, well we could send a bunch of Geese to them, right?
>>61453908
Wouldn't want to resort to WMD's since we know you've got plenty of those too.
>>61453994
>>61454049
>Australia's two bad cities
>compared to Canada having a trannie prime minister
Funny.
>>61454346
He's not a tranny though, just a retarded feminist.
>>61454375
There's a difference?
Canada would lose by default
>Its 2016
>If you kill your enemies, they win
That's way too much for them, plus Québec wouldn't help they'd refuse just like they did when the frogs needed help.
>>61451458
Australia. We should of annexed Canada a long time ago.
>>61454403
He still has his willy, it's just in his wife's purse.
>>61454433
I thought he was gay.
>>61451458
Uhhh. I'm from New England so I suppose Canada. I won't like it though.
Canada seems like good people who mean well. Australia was a penal colony where they dumped all the British criminals, and Steve Irwin humped a manta ray and got stabbed in the chest for his trouble, that's why his family destroyed the video of his death because it was too embarrassing. I'd say.. Canada.
>>61454454
Pretty sure his kids are his own. Might be one of those fags that lived an entire life then decided they were gay after a decade of marriage.
>>61454422
This.
Side with Australia, invade Canada, and annex them like we did Puerto Rico.
>>61451458
>One of my favorite countries vs one of my least favorite countries
That's easy, Canada
Trick question. I'd stay neutral and sell arms to both sides.
>>61452119
we rounded all our japs up and put them in camps in the war.
I don't think we woulda had no problem killin japs on the continent.
Don't forget, we fought them in Alaska when they came for you guys.
>>61451495
At least you said it right.
>>61454724
JTF2 would fuck them up
>brothers Canada and Australia are fighting
>father England is a crippled mess
Looks like we'll have to sort this out ourselves.
>>61454783
>roleplaying your country
Don't do that
I would do exactly what I do on /int/: support the Canadians until they start getting too powerful, then switch sides and support the Australians to balance things out. Keep switching sides to keep the war going indefinitely and enjoy the madness.
We would reach a naval stalemate bc neither of our armies would be able to take the enemies mainland.
>>61454749
>that list of areas
It's pretty much half the valley.
of course CANADA
how do we love austkorea ?
Australia so I can liberate Québec and New Brunswick.
>>61452070
good post
>>61451746
Thanks Italy.
Italy is like Melbourne - it's full of wogs. That means you're practically Australian.
>>61454724
>having nips in your country in the first place
hmm
>>61454780
>some myth """"""""""""special"""""""""""" forces which has probably never seen combat because canada doesn't engage in the enemy (see: if you kill your enemey they win) against the SASR
>>61454876
>australia has LHDs
>canada doesn't even have attack helicopters
>>61454375
>>61455025
>>61455053
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>>61455088
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>>61455113
Looks like it's Australia hour now.
>>61455177
p-please have mercy...b-big strong australians
With our bestest ally Australia of course
leafland can go fuck itself
China
>>61455249
Us
By a LOT
This is now an Australia thread.
>>61455404
sick
please help >>61455005
>>61451458
Canada has no defense because they rely on us for everything, so I say Australia just so those leaves learn a lesson.
>>61455412
desu, I haven't voted for the last 18 years, this SATURDAY will be the first time.... and it will be a null vote.
Dubs decide what I draw/write on my ballot.
I will provide proofs.
>>61455521
no one gives a shit you gimp answer my question or i'll get some abo trackers to hunt you down and i'll fucking drive a truck through your house
>>61455562
>SATURDAY
...ugh.
Your other option would have been:
aec.gov.au
>this is why it shouldn't be compulsory too vote.
>>61455622
if you dont like the big dick of democracy being forced down your throat at a minimum of once every 4 years then fuck off back to china
>>61451458
>canada v australia
>chinese civil war
>>61455659
someone's already made that joke
>>61455436
>leaves
not
>leafs
An American, utilizing proper grammar? Fuck.
>>61455680
i dont read the thread, only reply to op
>>61455760
you're a renegade, mate
>>61455642
>18 years is the age at which voting is compulsory
Are you sure you are 18 years or older, lad?
>>61452070
yes, we get the slightly better Asians.
Australia
>>61452080
>way less gay
Sad
