What's up with Iceland lately?
Everyone is talking about them.
The news here just gave some insight into their country.
Shitloads of libraries, hard workers, highest gender quality, vocanos, mini stadiums.
What happened?
>>61431704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE
>>61431852
Yeah yeah, feminism is evil.
Let's talk about Iceland
>>61431852
wtf I hate island now
>>61431704
They're just "Great"
>>61431704
they made the Euro Cup for the first time ever and beat England
>>61431704
What do you want to know?
And this is why.. >>61432394
>>61431704
I fucking hate the Ice people
Always have always will
>>61431704
They are the perfect race
https://youtu.be/XdbW2RfXNcI
https://youtu.be/Q4Bd7JcUG6o
>>61432439
I was just curious. Iceland doesn't usually get mentioned on TV.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DC9Np2XpHw
>>61432147
>filename
kekd my shit out
>>61432611
That last vid. Using our equipment. Ebin :DDD
>>61432147
Holy fuck what a terrible display of dignity for their fans. Head lowering is one thing but this is downright disrespectful.
They aren't ethnically diverse.
>>61433715
dumb american
I'd like to take a vacation there when I'm like 50, learn the language. Assuming the world as we know it is still around..
>>61432474
how come your people stand so far apart but your eyes are so close to each other?
>>61431852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjwpWxWNcHs
It's better live and in english ;-)
>>61432611
is the second video supposed to be a joke?
>>61434065
If only Iceland would become part of Norway again, we could have absolutely every kinds of nature in our country.
>>61434106
HAHAHAHAHHA HOLY SHIT
Their parents must be proud
>>61434311
why the fuck does Norway always want to "own" Iceland?
>>61434106
Fuckin rich people i swear...
well, at least they are having fun
>>61434406
Because we love you. Come back to mommy, son.
>>61434406
We were never reunited after Denmark separated and lost us in one of their 100 pointless wars with Sweden. We had the chance to say it but didn't. Too busy with our own.
>>61434106
wtf I hate Iceland now
>>61434459
Iceland isn't "practically Norway"
stop trying to find ways to brag about OUR achievements
>>61433715
Fucking fake. They clearly don't care so they can take their bullshit breakdowns and do one. The Icleandic team should take them and their wives/girlfriends home, sacrifice the men and rape the women just like the olden days. That's what those cunts deserve.
>>61434534
sure. i bet Greece has absolutely nothing to be ashamed off
>>61434564
What achievements? Winning against England? We've done it too. Twice. I just want your clay and the lovely people that you are to be the same countrymen as me.
>>61434676
like that "off" i just wrote instead of "of"
>>61431704
Mate they absolutely dicked us; might as well join the Iceland hype train!
Maybe this loss will give English football the kick up the arse it needs!
Either way I wish them good luck against France!
>>61434706
norwegians should be replaced with icelanders. 300k people is clearly not enough. we need to rule the world
>>61431704
Because they won the games in football.
See the news.
>>61434881
>>61434706
Stop fighting. Icelanders are Norwegian diaspora. Reunite into a glorious alliance of fishermen.
>>61434881
How do you replace 5 million norwegians with 300k icelanders? Just join us, and we will rule the world together, brother.
>>61434106
>>61434106
>>61431852
not iceland, but almost same cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bEQ6a1sHnY
>>61435086
Norwegians are inferior
>>61433715
Worst loss in 70 years. They had no dignity at all by that point.
>>61435086
4 million.
>>61435153
agreed
>>61435125
delet this
>>61435186
i'm so sorry england. but i literally ejaculated into my pants when we won
>>61435224
explain it first
>>61435214
but they are superior to swedes
how awful do swedes have to be for it to be better to replace them with 3rd world muslims?
>>61435272
hippie blows his wad by rubbing against trees and lying in the grass
>>61435153
Rude tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F_INMLk_lE
>>61435296
>>61435384
why are your people so autistic
>>61435228
lol I was chuffed for you.
will be rooting for you guys against France, if you play how you did, and they play how they did vs Ireland, I think you have a good chance!
>>61435530
I'd argue we aren't but I'm at ease knowing we'll never be so stupid as to vote in someone like Erdogan
>>61435598
This.
Most Norwegians unironically pretends Iceland is a province of Norway and that Norway is playing against France.
Daglig påminnelse om at islendinger ikke er nordmenn og at landet deres bǿr forbli suverent og ikke en del av Norge.
>>61435683
most of the world will be cheering for iceland m8
>>61435153
And Icelanders, in turn, are inferior to Finns.
>>61435654
koksal baba with a qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zft4w1u2GcQ
>>61435752
Yes, they're doing a great job.
>>61435654
>swedes
>not voting idiot feminist cucks since 9/11
>>61435755
why are smart people so self-destructive?
>>61435752
Yeah I'm not really into football, so I was happier for Iceland than for my own country when we defeated Spain.
>>61431704
Because Iceland, a population of just 500 thousands people beat teams like Portugal and England in the Euro cup.
cool that Brazilian news talked about Iceland, was it the national news or just a small news channel?
Used to live there. Wouldn't go back.
>>61435838
WTF IS THAT?? IS THAT REAL? O.o
Apparently Akureyri is a twin town of my hometown(ålesund). How is Akureyri to be quite desu?
>>61435912
>believing in internet memes
You are not very bright aren't you?
>>61434530
Didn't Sweden control you for like hundreds of years?
>>61435897
why not Sven? Are you Icelandic diaspora?
>>61435912
>>61435912
That is a commercial from Vihreät (The Greens) that they placed in Sudan. It's real and it was very effective for a time.
>>61435940
Jesus, i would literally pay to be there right now.
Over here it's so hot that i'm posting completely naked and i'm still in pain due to overheat
>>61435943
Manuel that is not how you talk to people! >>61435949
No, that was Denmark
They won a football match against England
>>61435943
>you're not very bright are you?
Fixed that for you.
>>61431704
It's an even more liberal version of Sweden and Canada
but they have qt girls and nice landscape
I wish I could live in a island with -20c all the time
>>61435966
I meant Senegal. Not too great on African geography
>>61435987
post pics Manuel or we don't believe it.
then go? you can literally go there tomorrow if you want to pay
>>61435912
dummer danmark
>>61435987
Well, you can pay to come here right now if you have a passport. Many tourists do.
>>61434676
what does greeks being ashamed of their country has anything to do with iceland
having shame for your country does not make that okay
>>61436094
Lets be honest, that other billboard could be real as well considering how some of them act when they come to Scandinavia
>>61436098
Thats not like my viking shows.
BOOOORIIIING
>>61433946
He's right though. Most teams that play away or in an international tournament and lose or do badly, thank their fans for supporting them and travelling with them.
>>61433970
me too, I'd like to do that now, but I'm sure universities aren't free and even if they are getting a job would be impossible even with knowing icelandic
>>61436157
And yet, Rollo of Normandy came from there.
>>61436132
Why is it not ok? It's art it's supposed to trigger stupid people like you. I like that song desu. It's a great song, sadly not everyone understand the art of Iceland. Only very few people understands Iceland and a greek would never be able to understand and enjoy such a exquisite piece of art
>>61431704
Iceland beat England in the Euro la
2X1 NEVER FORGET TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>61436234
meh... rollo is a fucking cuck
>>61435953
Nope, Finn in exile. I lived in Reykjavik (101 and 112) for about 8 months, the surroundings, architecture and weather is depressing as fuck, the natives are smug cunts and the place is a literal feminist dystopia with tumblr-tier social policies. They make Swedes appear moderate and relatively uncucked.
And some girl must've given me something while I was there because I had to go on penicillin due to pissing barbwire for two solid weeks.
>>61436251
those idiots can't even begin to fathom the complexity of Björk
>>61436260
*whispers in your ear*
7-1
>>61436265
This confuses and enrages the Finn.
>>61433447
we still use some of your equipment as you can see from the body armor of this ICG slave-collector commando
>the natives are smug cunts
explain :x
yeah Reykjavik is chlamydia capital of Europe. They had the highscore for 10 years in a row
>>61435995
Oh always get you guys mixed up then.
>>61436344
H-hey i-im on your side
>>61436412
>Reykjavik is chlamydia capital of Europe. They had the highscore for 10 years in a row
Kek, really?
Iceland doesn't have a military!
>>61436471
http://grapevine.is/news/2014/04/29/iceland-1-in-chlamydia-for-tenth-year-running/
>>61436471
if you have anal sex with the nice í rassinn girls you get chlamydia
just stick to elf sex
>>61436471
http://grapevine.is/news/2014/04/29/iceland-1-in-chlamydia-for-tenth-year-running/
>>61436488
>>61436488
you mean standing army
we have armed troops
>>61431704
Might be because they beat us yesterday to knock us out of Euros. They've never qualified before and have a population smaller than Leicester.
Or maybe everyone just likes them suddenly.
>>61436642
You have our old ag-3s and GRUs. how cute.
>>61434106
Really makes you think...
>>61433715
FOY
I want closer relations with Iceland. I want kids to learn icelandic rather than "nynorsk" as a mutual language in school. We are the same people. I dont want icelandic clay or Norway and Iceland to be one country. I just want our people to interact more than we do today. I wish Norway could give more oilmoney to Iceland than the EU. The arctic is going to be a hell of a lot more valuable in the near future and we need to stand together.
>>61436770
dirty thai
All good mums go there don't they Kerry?
>>61436350
>yfw Harald Fairhair was a Finn
>>61436812
yes Norway should donate to us their old military equipment
I want a torpedo boat
>>61436752
That smug attitude is not a norwegian attitude. You are just an ass..
>>61436897
yes us Icelanders are all also ancient Finns
>>61437006
That's what your own sagas say.
>>61437006
Lærðu muninn
>>61437054
absolutely
we was ancient finnish kings
>>61436412
The smugness is easily explained, imagine Kallio in Helsinki, Södermalm in Stockholm or the shitty part of Berlin.
>"Yeah bro I'm rapping with my collective at Hurra tonight, it's gonna be dope."
>"We're gonna go watch a Polish art film at Kex on Wednesday. You've heard Randomnowsi, right?"
>"Let's go to Vinyl (and pay an assload of cash) for a (bland) cup of latte!"
I don't know, man. The natives gave off this smug metropolitan vibe, it's almost as if they thought that Reykjavik is on par with London, Paris or Tokyo and that they themselves are playing in the big league somehow.
The sheer amount of five panel caps and Carhartt beanies I saw were astounding. And I never really figured out what the whole deal with the
The nicest and most laid back people I met were Poles.
>>61436947
It's not a smug attitude desu. I unironically think it's cute. I like that we're giving them our equipment, because they are our bros.
>>61436908
you can have mine, if you want
Iceland is the best country.
Það er enginn efi.
Það er fallegt, hreint, og dásamlegt.
>>61437244
thanks for all the fish
>>61436908
This our "new" torpedo boat. i think its 10 years old or more now. Perfect for patroling fjords.
>>61437139
I wonder where you were
I have never seen such hats or even knew they existed... seems you lived in some sort of "arty" neighborhood...
>>61437273
Þið eruð bestir :)
>>61437108
No, you were subject to Ancient Finnish kings.
>>61437361
One of the best military crafts made by Norway. Too bad they may not be part of our military much longer. Their role will be taken by f-35 now.
The friend of our friend is also our friend, Iceland is cool.
>>61436642
shit guns
>>61437418
Loving this meme tbhfam
Almost as good as black revisionism
http://stundin.is/frett/myndband-logreglumenn-drogu-iraska-haelisleitendur/ can some explain what this was about?
>>61437609
They are actually pretty good despite their age. And shooting with 7.62 x 51 mm is fucking awesome. You will shoot through brick walls easily, which is not true for most standard rifles today.
>>61437139
It's called the capital area smug cunt syndrome.
>>61437736
there used to be tense relations between the villages and the capital
>>61437139
Oh Copenhageners are like that too especially towards people from Jutland
>>61437723
I dont even shoot guns so what the fuck would i know eh?
They just look like bricks and shit.
Not famas tier enough for my babbytier tacticool taste.
>>61437464
>taking multi role to the next level
>>61437642
>meme
Your Svecoman lies won't sway me, Cai-Göran.
>>61435987
obligatory
>>61437609
It's not bad if you don't have any trees blocking your sight
Iceland Appreciation
Iceland produces lovely indie-ambient type music:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHTFmJk7fH0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zr_MJAOyOeU
They have some super hot womens:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9FZhr93V3A
And even a pop icon for an island that small (bjork):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urrbhgC8PB0
Who are so alluring they can cause American stalkers to kill themselves:
http://www.vidmax.com/video/288/Bjork__39_s_insane_stalker__39_s_sick_suicide_tape/
Iceland has a very adorable language:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxzhWkMD3co
Has no standing army (no need for one though), but still has a Viking task force (I know /int/ loves vikings):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_of_Iceland#Vikingasveitin
Icelandic people are tough as fuck, they managed to survive having 25% of population and 75% livestock destroyed by a volcano, and 50% of population killed from the Little Ice Age:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laki
And you can even have sex with elves:
http://www.disinfo.com/2009/12/icelandic-elf-sex-video/
>>61431704
they are white
>>61437715
Illegal terrorist immigrants tried to flee from justice
but they got caught
>>61437922
You're literally spouting these same things, both here and /pol/ 24/7
Do you have life outside /int/ and /pol/? I highly doubt you do. You should get a gf or something.
>>61437418
absolutely
also that
>>61438206
dafuq. why doesn't he just get asylum? Can't be that hard on Iceland
>>61438206
new desktop background
>>61431704
>whalefucking part time dentists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMfSo2NzeXs
>>61438337
no they didnt get asylum because they is too arab and were from Sweden or something
>>61438232
>24/7
Not really.
>You should get a gf or something
Too depressed to keep her entertained.
>>61435683
No they don't, stop saying that. Most Norwegians just feel like Iceland is a part of the same family as us, and thus rooting for them feels natural.
>>61437874
The bad part is that they are heavy and they have a mean recoil that will make it harder to aim for people with small bodies or people who don't know what they're doing. Imagine if your cunt was invaded and normal people of any shampes sizes with little training were handed these monster rifles. That would be silly. Modern rifles are of course superior.
>>61438443
many nations do this...
but when Serbs do the same about Montenegro all you cucks chimp out
interesting
>>61438405
wtf. my Icelandic hippie cousin on Iceland reacted to the link on facebook like she was sad about it lol
>>61438232
How would you know if you didn't lurk /int/ and /pol/ 24/7? You just bagged yourself loser.
:^)
t. other
>>61438408
>Not really.
Most of the time you're awake.
>Too depressed to keep her entertained.
Maybe you wouldn't be if you had her. Having a gf makes wonders.
Just start living your life, this is definitely not what it supposed to be. There's so many things to do and experience, you're wasting your best years of your only life.
>>61438443
Yes have family ties to Norway, Finland, Faroe Islands. But not Sweden.
And also some ties to Denmark
>>61438516
>>61438337
>>61438535
Hei tyyppi. nyt oikeesti se turpa kiinni :DDD
Sä säälität mua enemmän ku tää ns. "hikky"
Jokanen tekee mitä haluaa eiks je? Eli hommaa ite elämä vitun jeesustelija :D:D
>>61438516
women are like that
they want arab cock
>>61438603
Finland but not Sweden? How does that work?
>>61438535
>Most of the time you're awake.
How would you know anything about my sleep schedule?
>Maybe you wouldn't be if you had her
I did but I still felt mediocre and unhappy.
>>61438676
Taisit triggeröityä? Ei se mitään. Totuus sattuu.
>>61438727
they are too gay to be related
also we was ancient finnish kings
>>61438698
Idk man she's just a really moral person who wants to go good and stuff. the person who shared the article was something like ''god created this world for all of us''
>>61438743
Oon eri jäbä. Toi sun vinkuminen on vaan aivan helvetin naurettavaa.
