ted edition
Hilary is the devil.
>I will never be good at a single video game
>>61416318
never been good at a single game lol
>>61416315
*cups your crotch*
>>61416318
I was pretty good at Rainbow Six: Vegas and Modern Warfare but then shooters went full retard.
>it's nap time at work and I can basically do whatever I want for the next three hours
>shitpost
>>61416318
i was bretty good at scoutzknivez in cs1.6, but i stopped playing for a while and my leetskillz went away.
>>61416353
vegas was so fun
it's hard going back though. man the controls are tough to go back to
>>61416318
Iktf
I play a shit ton of fighting games and I'm shit at all of them. I've played hundreds of hours in guilty gear and I'm still shit.
im listening to dream pop /cum/-chan !!
Bit spooky out right now /cum/bois
>>61416403
Ah fuck, I remember playing that a lot back in the day. I remember in the 1.3 days we'd spend all our allowance at the local internet cafe and play. So many people cheated back then.
>>61416432
WATCH OUT BEHIND U !
>>61416432
what are you doing in a boiler room at this hour?
>>61416430
I wanna listen dream pop too
>>61416412
Yeah, it was great but then they added a grenade indicator and sprint button in 2. We would run a Streets server and it got so bad people would come into the lobby and leave immediately after seeing our names.
>>61416474
>not spending your nights in a boiler room contemplating life and thermodynamics
>>61416482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2YJbTrxeos
here u go
>>61416412
On the 360:
>rick analog click aim down sights/zoom
>b: grenade
>Left trigger: take cover
Fucks me up for sure.
>>61416501
Im sorry I dont have a boiler room in my house to live out life as a hermit
Shut up cana-chan, already
>>61416509
You didn't need to look down sight to be accurate. I liked how the recoil had more to do with rate of fire and movement and less about using your sight.
>>61416536
what's your favorite anglosphere national anthem?
USA for me, UK is a close second
>>61416430
https://soundcloud.com/arceus-gp/pipo-password-uchuu-patrol-luluco-ending-enhanced-edit
One of the best ED's of the season desu
Whoops, two minutes past my bedtime. Goodnight, /cum/.
>>61416568
ive only ever heard america's
i like kazakhstans and ukraines though
>>61416505
now dream pop i can get into
>>61416584
your bedtime is 3:30 am?
>>61416568
never like the U.K. anthem
Only talking about the queen instead of the country and it's people
>>61416547
Tru. Usually have acogs on my rifles, but dont even use the scope if I'm within 25 feet of a target.
>>61416584
I will piss in your crevices
>>61416568
Does the confederate anthem count?
Other than that, russia has a great anthem and the GDR had a pretty good one too. I really don't like the Deutschlandlied.
>>61416474
It's a gas plant desu senpai
Guys just playing with my phone's faceswap app and took a picture
It faced swapped with the darkness behind me.
It shows my face as a black void and in the black void behind my face floating in the darkness
I think I'll go to bed
>>61416682
Post it my man
>>61416682
nooo that's jamal
>>61416706
Unlikely, he's here with my wife :^)
=3
>>61416747
Spooked Anon or Jamal?
>>61416665
>Does the confederate anthem count
It always counts, even if it riles up the Yankees
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUjLE_N1Cuc
>you will never gently shitpost irl with a catgirl
What's the point desu
>>61416766
(●ↀωↀ●)
>>61416908
me on the right
>>61416879
this has to be fake
what the fuck did he eat
he doesnt even aim at a wall or anything
this is too good
Where are you from? Labrador City, NL here
>>61416792
sounds a lot like irish music
eternal gael strikes agaim
>>61416505
Thanks! I love you Canaちゃん!
>>61416891
Vanilla best
>>61416781
Jamal.
>>61417016
She's got some nice ass hair design, I'll give ya that
Help lads, I watched The Conjuring now I'm too spooked to sleep.
>>61417003
>tfw your oneitis got blacked
>>61417115
>oneitis
>>61416938
It's all real, bby
Do y'all burgers like some of diz corn with cheese?
test
test
>>61416891
>B-be my bf, John !
icle
>>61417457
>>61417474
You pass
Gold star
>>61417500
Is that your first name?
>>61417434
Dang it
Now I want roasted corn
>>61417546
It's YOUR first name I guess
>4:24 am
dude weed lmao
good night
>>61417651
You mean good morning
>>61417596
hehe you're not too far off
Why are catgirls the best?
Why are canadians and russians so cute?
Is it the cold?
>>61417670
cold out
>>61417691
Because of they are beautiful as girls and cute as cats simultaneously
>>61417699
Snow gives a comfy charm to the people who live there, it seems.
>>61416286
Guys, I am in extreme physical pain right now. I got into an argument with my roommate and she stormed off to go sleep at a friend's house. An hour ago I really had to pee but I when I went to the bathroom I couldn't do it, out of mistrust or whatever, so I came back in my room and looked around for a suitable container. The only thing is a half-empty container of some kind of Vietnamese hot sauce with the little tan disks of spice floating in it, you know the kind, so I gradually and quietly pissed into it. Towards the end I got a little bit on my dick and balls and I've been rolling around in agony for the last 5 minutes. The only thing that has helped was standing straight with my underwear down. It feels like somebody took a power sander to my dick and balls and I'm only on /int/ right now even though I have to get up at 9 because I need something to pull me out of this dark room where my balls have been flayed. It doesn't matter if you believe me, I am having this experience right now
>>61417813
>>61417760
almost as cute as u desu
nighty night cum
>>61417813
I meant to add that she came back with her bf before I tried to pee in the toilet
>>61417864
You are being creepy
>>61417866
sweet dreams summer child
>>61417885
yeah I was just gonna say "why the fuck didn't you piss the bathroom."
>>61417813
>little tan disks of spice
Is this what Americans call chilli seeds?
>>61417907
no u
>>61417180
This
>I thought vapeman was dead
who succ
Something smells horrible... Oh
It's just /cum/'s dead body haha
¡¡IMPORTANT!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10609234
>>61416286
I can't imagine what it'd be like for an American watching Father Ted, I would have thought a lot of the humor would be lost
![clotted-cream-scones-0215-February-02-2015[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LbYYuRV.jpg "clotted-cream-scones-0215-February-02-2015[1].jpg")
My gf works in an English tearoom and apparently yesterday she had a New Yorker come in who had never heard of clotted cream before, and he went absolutely mental for it
Have any other yanks in here heard of / had clotted cream before? It seems right up your alley tbf
>>61419458
>clotted cream
you tans and your weird perversions. I have never heard of that in my life, looks nice though.
>Despite its popularity, virtually none is exported due to its short shelf life
>>61419458
> clotted cream becomes new export propping up the economy
> the west coast becomes like London is now and starts whining about the rest of the country sponging off the clotted cream monies
> mass heart attacks cause a sudden drop in clotted cream sales and throws the economy even further down the drain
>>61419590
It's nice on a scone with a bit of jam m8.
>>61419606
>Cornwall secedes from England on the back of Cornish Clotted Cream sales
>Disagreements turn violent on the border as both sides argue which should go on the scone first, jam or cream (it's cream btw)
>>61419629
I'll try some if I ever find myself in devon, it probably can't be imported here anyway because of some EU directive
>tfw i have to go clean guns today
haha living the life
>>61419458
>clotted cream
Never heard of it, but it sounds like it'd be good
>>61419458
it's definitely not common, but it's a bit weird that that guy never heard of it imo
![RDF0018%20How%20to%20make%20scones[1].jpg_itok=nzcDBteW.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Gtisfzm.jpg "RDF0018%20How%20to%20make%20scones[1].jpg_itok=nzcDBteW.jpg")
>>61419754
>>61419781
>>61419855
Bruv that's mayonnaise
You can buy that everywhere lol
>>61419750
>he doesn't enjoy gun cleaning day
>>61419219
Reminder
>>61419855
That looks tasty af.
>>61419887
> mayonnaise with jam
Fucking hell Germany.
>>61416590
>>61416665
>>>>>anglosphere
Ireland's obviously desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGpsv_3QGbg
Thoughts ?
>>61421269
> they secede to Mexico along with a good chunk of the southern and midland States
> Mexico orders and pays for building of a wall to keep the Unionists out
> laughingtrumps.jpg
>>61421269
>California and Texas secede
>Instantly our economy tanks and our oil production slows down
>Our crime rate drops significantly, we get rid of millions of Mexicans and several hives of obnoxious ultra-liberals
Worth it
>>61421629
>>61421795
Make it happen! Crash the Union with no survivors!
I'm in New Haven for vacation right now and it's safe to say this is the worst vacation spot I've ever been in.
>>61422578
Where are you from? Going to Connecticut for a vacation sounds incredibly boring
>>61422668
Southern California.
What the fuck is even in CT? Even their currency is boring, just a tree.
Anyone else like listening to female artists like Carly Rae Jepsen and Taylor Swift because their voices make your penis hard? Have unironically masturbated listening to music like this. Their voices are sexy and i like to imagine they're singing to me
well /cum/bois i'm done the last of my nightshifts for this week
going to go to the gym and then off to visit my parents so i won't be posting as much or at least not as many cute anime girls!
have a good week and try to do your best ok!?
and remember no bully!
I'm listening real niggaz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGH4c1LZmR4
>tfw sympathizing more and more with far right everyday
Not even because I agree with them, but I just cant stand sjw cunts who can burn the american flag and face zero opposition while people on the right cant even go to a presidential candidates rally without getting fucked up. I want to see them getting fucked up for a change. This video makes me want to wave white nationalist flags just to piss them off. I dont even see what's so offensive about that flag when blacks and mexicans can wave their own flags meaning exactly the same thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76xZBgFhm6Q
When you're waiting in the doctor's office and rip a fart, then a cute nurse walks in right after
>>61427072
You don't have to be far right for this shit to disgust you. Problem is media either doesn't show this stuff enough or spins it against muh white people.
WAKE UP YOU CUTIES
I haven't cum in a week
>>61428177
Succ
>>61428154
Hey there qtpie
>>61428154
D-DON'T OPEN THE CURAINS MOM IT'S TOO EARLY
h-hi big strong americans and spanish bastardos and FUCKING LEAFERS hehe
Good morning!
>>61428584
Hi commonwealth friend
>>61428649
>>61428845
>>61421269
it's a joke
>been looking for a job for the past month
>got a call today telling me there's a position that I'd be good for
>had to take a test in excel that I did well in
>typing test was good too
>lady asks in passing what my gpa was
>FUCK, go check because I'm not really sure but I know it's low
>2.3
>lie and tell her 3.02
What are the chances I'm going to get caught?
>>61429297
Unlikely. You did well on the tests they gave you, and seem to have made a good impression.
>>61428177
LOW TEST
O
W
T
E
S
T
but seriously why?
>>61429529
This, they're unlikely to check.
>>61429297
unless you're looking to make that job into a career you're good
Making some protein pancakes buds
>>61429788
did you add the secret ingredient ;)
>>61429788
Add some /cum/ for extra protein
>>61429822
Yes, cinnamon
give me 2 dollar so I can buy Ark pls cum pls
>>61429706
>>61429663
>>61429750
Thanks guys. My stomach was in knots after doing it and I feel really awful about it but I graduated a month ago and really need a fucking job
>>61429977
Double dubs says you'll do fine. Good luck anon.
>>61430066
Dubs confirms
Getting an ingrown nail removed boys but I really got to shit
>>61416891
Cashew is such a posterboy for shitty harem protags
>>61429929
Get a job you dumb lazy neet
>>61429929
Post your card number
>>61425965
I'll miss you xoxo
>>61429929
sent ;)
the more I watch king of the hill the more I realize I associate with and am becoming Bill Dauterive
>Canada is better friends with mexico then us
you'll pay for this, leafs
>>61432009
i don't know how to feel about this...
back from cleaning the guns lads
another episode of trying to get my hands to stop smelling like oil
subscribe and upvote
>>61432009
it's like a sandwich where the bottom slice is a tortilla and the top is a baguette but the filling is a big steamy turd with a gun pointed at the tortilla and baguette
I have literally nothing in my fridge besides eggs and milk and I've been putting off going downtown to walmart.
Should I? If I do I'd buy a bunch of stuff to have in the house.
or
Should I just walk the block to trader joes and go shopping there? I'm quite hungry and going to trader joes would be fast and I could pick up a cheap frozen burrito and be eating in less than an hour.
But if I went to Walmart I'd be able to spend very little money for a lot of food to last probably a month.
>>61432545
go to walmart
t. expert
>>61432545
Walmart then
>>61432530
>another episode of trying to get my hands to stop smelling like oil
buy a box of plastic gloves lad
what kind of guns were you shooting?
>>61432640
ak4's needed to be cleaned after training
>>61432545
wal mart is the shit, go there
>mfw they opened a wal mart two blocks from my house a couple months ago
>>61432724
are you using corrosive ammo? i usually do a few shooting trips before cleaning if im not shooting corrosive ammo
also, im saying wear gloves when you clean so your hands dont get oily
Where the fuck do I get a Win 7 key generator that doesn't ass ram me with malware?
t. computer retard
>>61432772
the lads used plastic imitation rounds i think, i just had a spare evening to go help and clean them out
fucking cunts didnt take care of them at all, full of sand and other shit
>>61432919
>key generator
need something a bit more involved than that to crack win7
i suggest gentoo
>>61432919
Kat.to
wtf this doesn't say anything about chicanos though
Fucking racist Weedman
its too hot
>>61433832
I know you are
>>61433863
n-no homo
>>61431692
kot thread?
>>61416311
This 2bqhwy
>>61433927
>>61434163
Excellent.
>>61434240
I NEED MORE PICTURES
PICTURES OF CATS
>Day 2 and /sp/ is still laughing at england for losing to full time fishermen
what a time to be alive
>>61434914
>tfw no qtpi cyborg gf
>>61434313
>>61434527
blini
>>61435666
thanks, satan
literally the same person
gud morrrrrrning
>>61436528
its noon
>>61436256
>white people
>>61436256
>>61436528
morning
Y'all white people smell like wet dog
>do pushups and squats for ~15 minutes last night
>most exercise i've had in probably 8 years
>entire body still hurts like fuck
i'm not even fat
>>61436625
It's a start.
>>61436563
i slept in !!
>>61436599
*tickles*
>>61436682
*fondles testicles plutonically*
This general is shit. It's boring, slow, and short on the gimmick production. Just let it die already.
>>61436609
Yo! Nigga !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsidtcXDxLk
I want to try to learn to play a Bandura but they look so damn expensive.
@61436747
no (you) for you, dumb limey
>>61436670
Honestly I'm not even trying to get healthy. I've just been having a really hard time sleeping these last few weeks, so I figured if I did some exercises I might fall asleep easier.
>>61436747
Anime!
>>61436782
YEAH A FEDORA SEEMS MORE AFFORDABLE LOL
>>61436858
>>61434527
Will you accept webms?
>>61436836
I can relate. I take walks a few hours before bed if I'm experiencing insomnia.
>hahaha dudes lets post le animes
shit meme
>>61436867
I think the Ukrainian instrument has turkish influence, so you should appreciate it as a roach.
heres sum more dream pop /cum/-chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0F2s0La5PU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6FEDrU85FLE
fuckin sick choon
I finally got a real job!
I can stop writing cover letters
Nigel makes my want to join the UK just so we can leave again.
http://youtu.be/woaS1b_seEM
>>61437035
>tfw you will never get a real job
>>61437008
>not available in your country
I didn't want to see it anyway.
>>61437035
Good job, anon. What job and how many tries did it take?
I hate my job but it's been a while since I've applied for anything.
>>61437035
My name is John and I'm a drifter.
>>61427072
The SJW anti-white/male movement pushed me further and further right until I eventually bought into what /pol/ was spouting. I've gotten better now but those shits still piss me off. I think they are gradually running out of steam though, so just hold tight.
>>61437076
I hope you do manage to find one
>>61437126
Bench scientist and I applied to a shit ton of places, this was my 7th in person interview. Took me about a month and a half
>>61437130
Luv u long time John
>>61427072
Not hard when the media tells us we should hate ourself for being white.
makes me sick
>>61437201
Thanks
>>61429977
>>61430066
Double double dubs.
Neiß
/brit/ is besmirched by backpedaling Brexit babies and boy loving butt buddies
i no immigrant
>>61437741
and you're just now figuring this out?
pay day tomorrow +gonna get back my church tax for the last six months and i still need to send out my tax report so i can get back church tax starting march last year when i left church
suck it jesus
im going 2 the gym see u there
>>61437897
What's a church tax?
>>61437968
frig off you autist
TOMOKO
>tfw no more Krispy Kremes around you anymore
I would kill for a freshly made donut
>>61438010
money for the lord jesus christ
do you support the North American Free Trade Agreement
>>61438051
I must be the only person in the world that thinks KK is overrated. Mom and pop shops are almost always better.
>>61437897
>church day taxmorrow +gonna tax back my church tax for the last tax months and I still need to church out my tax report so I can tax back church tax churching march last tax when I tax church
>>61438066
Germany doesn't have separation of church and state?
r8 don't h8
>>61438051
try finding a decent local shop
takes a while of testing around, but when you find the gem it's bliss
>>61438177
Not for long.
*blows horn of the volunteer knights of the hot pocket realm*
>>61438051
nearest krispy kreme is 30 miles away, meanwhile a god tier mom n pop donut shop is right across a canal from me
>>61438264
no pls dont
not a big fan of brazil
Tbqh
>>61438076
It's sort of a bad deal for everyone but Mexico desu.
>>61438114
Actually I redact part of that statement. KK is highly rated because they are steadily busy so the doughnuts are almost always fresh and hot.
>>61438114
>>61438241
>>61438270
>Mom and Pop donut places
You must live in paradise
>>61438376
California is full of doughnuts places owned by Japanese and Korean families.
>>61437897
>>61438424
the one by me is actually owned by russians
>>61438158
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_tax#Germany
>>61438537
yeah lol i love richard dawkins
Kinda wishing for a natural disaster apocalypse desu
>>61438621
That's like the least fun apocalypse.
does anyone know how travel visas work when it comes to passing through countries which you do not have a visa for?
For example now that the visa requirement for mexicans to visit Canada is being lifted would they be allowed to buy a bus ticket and pass through american on to Canada?
>krispy kreme
mmmmmmh
