1. Your cunt
2. Will you fight for your cunt in WWIII?
yes, but for the russians.
yes, but for the americans.
>rearranging furniture
lol
>killing a family pet
John Wick 2: US Ambassador to Russia when?
>>61407099
>yes, but for the russians.
You have to go back, ivan.
Flag
No
I want to die, may as well be in a war
>>61407052
Oh, if only you know what's going on in this wonderful country....
>>61407975
l-like what?
>>61407052
>tfw russians break into your house and rearrange your furniture
>warcucks
>>61408010
>tfw russians break into your house and kill your dog and cat
I would fight for whichever side took me desu. I'm blind in one eye so the military wont give me the time of day. Maybe that would change in ww3 tho.
>>61407975
Enlighten us?
Nice 20 years of peace, USA. I'll miss you. see ya in the grave,
>>61408049
Are you me?
Yes, for western countries and U.S.
>>61407052
>rearranging furniture
s a v a g e
>>61408073
Yes.
>>61407052
i visited rostov-on-don last month, people were very friendly
>mfw FSB breaks into my house and redoes my living room
>break into USA official house
>rearrange living room
>this leads to big confusion of western cyka
USSR was always known for excellent psychological warfare
If by fighting you mean tracking the incoming nukes online until the power cuts and my skin and hair start failing out from radiation poisoning, sure.
>>61408010
>Russian spy breaks into your house
>puts carpets on your walls
I'm scared
>>61407052
>that rug really tied the room together man
Top quality banter
Canada.
No, I'd join the Russians.
>>61408167
>>61408073
>>61408049
Samefagging this hard.
>>61407099
This
Nope, simply because we won't get involved.
>>61409538
kill yourself
MOST OF PEPLE HERE- HAVE NO USEFULL EJICATION. SO IT INFANTRY.
INWANTRY WILL SIT IN GROUND AND WITING FOR TANK RUSH WITH JET GRANAGE. BUT FROM THE SKY WILL FALL SOMETIN WAT KILL YOU
FOR YOU WAR IS OVER.
>>61409823
Why? I won't fight for a nation that doesn't fight for it's self.
1. Flag
2. No, not for Merkel.
>>61409916
But by not fighting your nation is winning.
>>61409951
ONLY VAGINAS
>being a 20 year old soldier and fucking up your life and mentality to fight overseas on an offensive mission
nah, i like living
>>61409573
At least he admitted it
>leaving the comfort of my home and anime just so I can die namelessly without thanks for a bunch of normies
Also, even if I were to fight for some nation in some hypothetical context, it wouldn't be for Canada, it's literally a non-country.
>>61407099
We told you, krauts need to be exterminated
>>61407052
Ofc not, war is for bydlo
If by fight you mean join the chair force then sure.
1.You blind?
2.Yes, but only if we are fighting the commies.
>>61407052
In other words. Are you asking me if I'm some suicidal retard who would fight for some imbecile abstract entity as a country? Even worse, a failed one?
No fucking way.
>>61410159
HO TЫ И ECTЬ БЫДЛO.
>>61407052
I'd only fight for my country if I was a potato farming slav in a post Soviet central Asian nation
>>61410159
You bring shame to Kremlin
You think Finland would let me volunteer for USA if they would go to war with China?
Kinda like Nazis in Spanish Civil war.
>>61407052
1. Funland
2. For my country? Eh, to be honest, no, but I'll tell people that when my reasons are asked. My real reasons would be that I'll get to kill something for real, as edgy as it sounds. I'm having an erection when I'm thinking about pulling a trigger of my RK with an enemy in sight, and even harder when I'm thinking of what I could do with a military explosives I'm trained to use.
>>61410388
Become an illegal immigrant and then enlist to become a citizen afterward your service. I heard they do that
>>61407052
1.Tunisia, France
2. Yes but tunisia and France would probably be on the same side it'd cause problems.
>>61410240
дa иди yжe в oкoпaх дoхнyть
>>61410358
Kremlin is the citadel of bydloism in Russia
>>61408223
They key is doing it while they're home (asleep).
Hell of a thing to wake up to find.
Hilarious article.
Yes.
yes, but for the russians, it seems like ww3 won't be a fair war for the russians since 1991
yes, but for the russians.
fug, just realized I forgot to post the strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10607838
http://www.strawpoll.me/10607838
http://www.strawpoll.me/10607838
>>61411097
Retard
>>61407052
I'll probably be drafted, but I would never enlist. Nationalist wars get us nowhere. I don't care about crushing Russia, and believe WW1-style conflicts are meaningless. It was luck, not choice, that I was born in America. I don't want to kill people who were less fortunate.
The only wars I would fight for are wars of liberation or preservation. If America is invaded, I'll fight to defend my countrymen. But I won't be invading anyone else's country.
>>61408783
>>61407052
>washington post
Literally the equivalent of posting the guardian, breitbart, the new york post, or RT. Dont take anything that overly biased drivel says as correct
>>61408287
Neither Russia nor the US is dumb enough to use nukes
>>61411199
It was BBC News. And that sport looks fun.
Only war I'd fight in is a socialist revolution
>>61411294
which side senpai
>>61407052
>Wake up
>FSB has given my foyer a Mexican look
>Beg Obama to push the button
>>61411278
oh I have no doubt that there is some truth to it but the bit about breakins and a pet being killed all based off of the word of the washington post just screams bullshit to me. At least post a CNN article or something that doesnt conduct their main reporting on rumors and one sided viewpoints. (im aware they are also biased but not nearly as bad as most)
>>61407052
>based on no evidence what so ever
Never change corporate media.
1. CanaDA
2. Who I consider my countrymen, real patriots, may surprise some.
>>61411362
But CNN cites WaPo too
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/27/politics/us-accuses-russia-of-harassing-diplomats/
>>61407052
1. Flag
2. Nah. If I were to fight for the US, it would be either I fight in European or Asian front for establishment which has nothing to do with protect my family and property.
If I have to fight within American soil during WWIII, America would be almost losing the war and will start a nuclear war and, in that case, I will just hide in my own place with my family to wait for nuclear war to end and will try to survive the aftermath of nuke war.
In WWIII, I dont want to fight in frontline of other places or get nuked. I will just hide in my own basement with sufficient food, water, and things
>>61411362
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-russia-usa-harassment-idUSKCN0ZD2RR
>Trudeau said harassment by Russian security agents and traffic police had been an issue over the past two years, but did not give details of incidents nor why it was raised with Putin.
>Other Western embassies had reported the same behavior toward their diplomats stationed in Moscow, Trudeau added.
>>61411307
The side of justice, liberation, and humanity
Global conflict is so 20th century. Back to bed gramps.
I'm too old. (Hi 4chins, there are old people here.) You will die for me so that Russians and/or Muslims and/or Chinese don't interrupt my movie watching time.
>>61411836
how do you support your 4chan habit
>>61409846
This
>>61411867
Professional historian.
>>61411949
Sounds fun. History is great.
>>61411981
The pay is shit but it's a great subject. It's "everything." Maybe everything too late, but we cover everything.
c-can I rearrange your furniture, lads?
and also kill your pet, if possible
anyone?
>>61407099
>t.soviet rape baby
>>61407052
>flag
>this cunt is already fugged
Yes, especially if we are killing mudslimes
>>61412839
you can wear a dress and be my personal fucktoy
Depends on who will be in power.
My team tends to lose, so no.
