Allo Allo edition
cara
me in the pic, how do i look?
Poles are scum
making me do a think
6th for which of these is closest to the celts who lived in roman britain
>be me, 13 y/o
>playing forge on Halo 3
>spawn turret
>use turret
>mute TV
>tape RT down so turret shoots indefinitely
>put controller down pants
>lie back and close my eyes while the vibrating controller wanked me off
That was how I used to wank lol
Bet you losers wish you wouldve thought of it
Who else /ingenius wanker/ here?
Why are our markets crashing when we haven't even left the EU yet?
Fucking Iceland
>>61404513
speculation
>>61404480
why luc besson though
he rich af
>>61404478
This, anyone who thinks otherwise is some middle class twat in their bubble who hasn't had to deal with them
>waaaaah but their skin looks pale
>>61404505
why
>>61404528
You called?
>>61404246
NOPE in terms of crime RATE poles are the highest lmfao
>>61404505
The Picts lived in much of Scotland at the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sm8O77eKiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sm8O77eKiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Sm8O77eKiA
>>61404528
æm jöst só happí
>>61404478
>>61404550
never met a pole i disliked
NEED a shadow bf
maisie
irish and poles are our best allies
Indians are better than Poles.
trapped season 2 when
Reposting 2bh
>>61404303
South of the midlands, north of L*ndon
>>61404407
>he knows nothing about gambling
>>61404556
cause im making a character and kicking out the germanic scum
what was i done wrong /brit/
>Scotland thinks that they will get independence.
It aint happening for a long list of reasons Jocks, don't get your hopes up.
>>61404475
>Unironically being from Northamptonshire
>>61404478
The poor people who work as maintenance and builders are scum, but that goes for literally everyone, no matter where they're from
Why do you think those poles are here, working shit jobs? Because they're poor.
And what are poor people? Scum.
chileans are white
Only pole I've ever known was in my secondary school and she was fucking vile chav and nigger bait. Literally everyone bantered her for being Polish it was great.
>>61404662
this is true
>>61404636
No.
But very close.
>>61404602
t. raj
Country is a mess lads.
>>61404563
I would doubt you there
>>61404570
>ROMAN britain
thank you for your effort tho
poor poland
>>61404511
I used the turret on the train yard level of the great escape game.
My grandfather lets out one of his properties to a pole and he lost his job and has to go back
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Kek where's this pole gone that was steaming about polish people being beaten up and saying were literally Nazis for having anti immigrant sentiment?
>>61404513
>>61404633
Probably pissed off the banks. knowing that game though you didn't enact enough socialism.
>>61404675
Buckinghamshire
>>61404585
>your new First Lady is Canadian
trust a canuck become a cuck
>>61404666
>nigger bait
What possibly makes you think these are acceptable things to say? You w9uld never say that in real life
You:
>H-hi Markus, please talk to m-me at school so other people will think I have cool b-black friends
Markus:
>What? No that's weird.
You:
>FUCK BLACK PEOPLE HURR DURR
>>61404666
There was a pole in my school, she was pale as fuck, but had jet black hair, very qt. I literally never heard her speak apart from saying "yes sir/miss" for the register and had no friends. I wanted her to be my gf, but I didn't want to get bantered by the lads haha
I regret it
do people from baltics go to the UK?
would love to sit down and have a chat with karl pilkington
i like poles that live in poland
good lads, solid banter, great culture
i don't like poles that live in england
gypo scum and generally vile
>>61404730
He's a Christian refugee btw before anyone calls me a cuck for defending Muslims
global depression about to happen lads
>numbers of a screen are down
>bankers and rich people lost some money
tell me how this affects me again
>>61404584
The remainers truly are autistic manchildren.
>>61404747
No
BEDS
E
D
S
>>61404775
quite good
but there's one mistake
can't believe they are racists against poles
>>61404788
Lots of people from Lithuania have been coming recently
Think about 200k live here now
>>61404730
Yes it happens in Poland and we're still calling our chavs out.
Unlike you.
Dey good boys just called racis by horrible remainers
>>61404795
most poles ive met are decent and hardworking 2bh
>>61404835
poles are scum
it's not racism if we are the same race you moron
>>61404605
>season
Fuck off yank.
>>61404840
do they act like niggers
>>61404835
Why?
>>61404846
Changed your tune massively haven't you now you've been called out on your massive victim complex
>>61404835
poles are pirates
>>61404415
listen to me coz I'm not saying it again
>"black man" in welsh is literally "dyn du"
what the fug
>>61404741
>meme navy
good lad
>>61404874
because poles are whites
>don't get eastern european immigrants
not that trudeau would allow it but it'd be nice to have some here
>>61404771
There were like 3 black people at my school and most students thought they were scrotes.
Stop projecting Weng Zhou
>>61404853
most i've met are common as shit and shifty as fuck
>>61404795
>good lads
>solid banter
You don't browse the rest of /int/ do you? Painfully awful banter, mind boggingly ignorant and astonishingly arse ravaged
>>61404775
ég fokkin' elska þig
>>61404831
Yeah, the existence of Wales
>>61404874
>Changed your tune massively haven't you now you've been called out on your massive victim complex
Nope.
>victim complex
You are being racist and whining about people on the internet calling you racists. If you are so eager to support them just BUILD THOSE GAS CHAMBERS
>>61404662
Chileans stand against the argy menace, of course they are white.
ICELAND
C
E
L
A
N
D
>poo peeland
>>61404908
Southern european is better desu they work just as hard when over here but don't commit as much crime
We've been getting lots from Spain but also some from Italy, Greece and Portugal
Just filtered Iceland, lads.
>>61404920
>browsing the rest of /int/
m8...
>>61404923
gay
New gf
>racism
>2016
come on lads...
>>61404800
You are defending a shitskin invader, you are a cuck.
Vacationing in the states lads
>>61404415
Good show
>>61404923
>>61404927
>there's two of them
LEAVE US ALONE WE'VE HAD ENOUGH PAIN TONIGHT
>>61404960
of course britain feels no love for his fellow man.
>>61404928
>Two people out of 1 million poles get beaten up while poles commit many more crimes in he native population
>WOW ALL BRITS RACIST STOP BREXIT NOW NAZI REEE
>A syrian is hospitalised out of 151 (yes one hundred and fifty one - not even in the thousands)
>Ermm #NotAllPoles?!
Victim complex at its finest
>>61404946
>Spain
>Italy
>Greece
>Portugal
too dark for my liking lad
maybe give you a pass on italy so long as they're pale and don't talk a lot
>>61405008
>>61405007
>>61404939
FOY
Just finished Berserk lads
Was not ready for the feels Implicit in that Chinese cartoon, my god.
>>61404946
They are shit, and Spaniards here dont want to return to Spain because they are traitors and podemos voters so no, they are fucking scum.
Nannys and Friegaplatos stay out of my country, fucking traitors
>>61404999
>invder
>just some bloke that didnt want to live inna shit hole, so moved to a slightly less shit shit hole
Ah yes, very accurate
>>61404999
And you're defending one million slav invaders lmfao
Don't understand how we can be racist to poles
We're the same race you stupid fucks, does no one know the definition of that word anymore?
>>61404969
me on the right
you made the right choice
>>61405058
the anime? /a/ is saying the manga's gone to shit and the author's tired of how edgy he was and is toning it down hardcore
>>61405087
If this is bucks then ye it's you, I swiped right xx
>>61405073
>slav
>same race
>>61405061
>200 000 uneducated migrants enter in france a year
>not an invasion
fuck off we're full
as they say
>>61405033
Shit skins O U T
Besides I'm here on vacation
>>61405117
post toot
>>61405125
FOY
>>61404923
Ég elska þig líka, ekki hýrt eða svoleiðis þó
Where does he go from here?
>>61405073
>slavs
>same race
>>61405117
Bit different when it's 200,000 and you already have lots of immigrants to poland where it's one one hundred and fifty one who have been carefully screened to ensure they're Christians
>>61405061
I want a billion pounds, that doesn't mean I get to walk into a bank and make myself at home.
Fuck ff mudshit.
>>61405145
>>61404923
>>61405027
>it was just two today
Let's not forget your post began with
>FUCKING LEFTISH REMAINERS CALLING US RACISTS
Then you have fucking supposedly happy leavers actually harassing and physically assaulting people on the streets. Then you just say that they deserved it for being Poles. With that attitude you might start your 1st reich already.
PSA: /cum/ is accepting any and all /brit/ refugees since the British pound (You) has experienced inflation from board tourists.
>>61405015
Sorry mate, but we outnumber you
2:1
>>61405160
of course
>>61405160
1 is too many, you cucked paki.
>>61405170
>>FUCKING LEFTISH REMAINERS CALLING US RACISTS
Nope I've never said that, why make things up? Seems like you've run out of arguments
>>61405169
Me no hablo spic
Why is reddit so reddit
>>61405171
We aren't shitskins, we don't abandon our home for free (you)s.
>>61405196
Oh no 151 people it's an invasion what will we possibly do?!
in redit..........strange things happen
What will happen to ukip now that the UK is independent?
EU poster by Saatchi&Saatchi, original was banned. Should think so too!
tfw no qt lauren gf
alri, fancy a cuppa?
>>61405164
Ah yes, perfect comparison.
Fuck off, idiot.
>>61405205
>never said that
>replies to post that started from that
>n-no I am another guy you just lost cause I meant to discuss something else l-like uh
>skips rest of the post cause he got called out
>>61405260
I'll pop on the microwave
The greatest part about today's match is that Iceland's team is literally 100% white. Every player's last name ends in -son. Every single one of them is pure viking blood. And they won against a team literally full of Africans and """"""""""Asians"""""""""".
Seriously, is there any country on Earth with a brighter future than Iceland? I honestly can't think of a single one.
>>61405257
she is a libertarian
Has there ever been a female school shooter or is it always blokes
>>61405255
Seeing as it looks like we are gonna join the EEA they'll get a lot of votes if that's not what people actually wanted
>>61405241
Run along kid, you have school tomorrow.
>>61405289
That "i don't like mondays" girl.
>>61405289
>Seeing as it looks like we are gonna join the EEA they'll get a lot of votes if that's not what people actually wanted
Are these people literally DETERMINED to destroy our economy or something?
>>61405269
Rasheeds done his nut in.
>>61405278
>Pure viking blood
Icelanders are have Scandi y chromosomes and Irish mtDNA
>>61405257
>>61405269
Fuck off you annoying chinky twat. Coming here and feebly attempting to defend other invaders won't make your kind any more welcome.
Literally me
>>61405334
I know, the "pure Viking blood" part was tongue in cheek. But the key part is that all of them are pure Icelanders of pure Western and Northern European descent.
drinking coffe, lads.
>>61405289
Women just have to turn on the water works and they get an army of people making them feel better.
Boys don't have that option so bottle it up until they explode in psychotic rage.
NZ is a gigantic fucking cuck or a shitskin
Who /breakingfree/ here?
Starting a job in September, moving in with a m8 in October. No money at the moment. How difficult/expensive actually is it living away from your parents? I'm scared tbqh. It all seems affordable, I've worked out the finances and it works out but it still seems scary
>>61405334
Only men can be vikings, so it doesn´t matter where the female DNA comes from
>>61405321
That disgusting racist shit should result in someone being jailed.
>>61405412
its really cool
just smoke weed every day lmao
>>61405365
Actually made me mad
>>61405374
I don't get it.
>>61405428
Thats the plan fampai.
me
Mock Brexit negotiations, really good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRKOr_RhdyA
>>61405278
And the Slovakian team yesterday that got destroyed 3-0 was all white lol
why are poles getting so butthurt
alberto barbosa
>>61405412
>I've worked out the finances and it works out but it still seems scary
if the math checks out then you're fine.
always err on the side of pessimism when planning your finances because things never seem to work out exactly how you want them to so keep in mind that you need a little more cushion room than you think. but if you're making more than you're going to spend then you should be able to live ok.
>>61405497
Saw it yesterday, real interesting stuff
>>61405523
>center right
christ
My sides
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3662545/How-hackers-hijacked-petition-demanding-second-EU-referendum-mocked-British-democracy-signing-42-000-signatories-Vatican-City-population-840.html
Ci brytyjski kurwa
>>61405490
think you mean bebo mate, myspace was a yankee thing
>>61405531
>always err on the side of pessimism when planning your finances because things never seem to work out exactly how you want them to so keep in mind that you need a little more cushion room than you think. but if you're making more than you're going to spend then you should be able to live ok.
I should be fine once I'm in, its just the deposit and shit that is making me anxious.
>>61405532
I'm going to keep posting it because it has way too few views for it's quality
>>61405497
>>61405532
It's 86 mins did you both really watch all this shit
>>61405523
delet
>>61405500
Germany's team is still majority-white though.
What matters is that Englel got absolutely blown the fuck out. As long as >France follows suit, all is well.
>>61405588
Yes, it's fairly interesting to have an idea what is going to happen to our country
>>61405278
1. Pakis don't play football, there's none on the team
2. Why have you put Asians like that anyway? why the fuck can't yanks get their heads around this? Pakistan and India are both in Asia you fucking muppets just because your immigrants are from a different part of Asia they're still all bloody Asians
>>61405523
>>61405633
better than the average mexican girl
POLISH SCUM GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY AND MY GENERAL REEEEEEEEEEE
If this market turmoil and pound plummeting continues over the next couple of months, do you think they'll maybe put it to a second referendum before they actually enact Article 50 and begin withdrawal?
>>61405588
Yes and don't forget part two is also 80+ minutes long
>>61405668
t.skinhead
>>61405695
well they better do something
France more like prance because they're all bloody faries ahahaha *slaps pub table furiously*
>>61405717
I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF LUSCIOUS LOCKS FUCK OFFFF
>>61405653
If they do beat France then fair play to them but France are actually good unlike england who are much less than the sum of their parts
Here here
>>61405278
Remind me, how well did canada do in the copa america?
>>61405769
france is the land of toot
>>61405769
yeh m8 they all suck on the cocks alroight
>>61405661
It's like if I started saying "bodily byproduct" instead of "shit". Sure, technically, it's correct, but it's obviously quite wrong for other reasons.
US is better than england at footy
>>61405769
haha yes fellow lad very impressive
Ice age lads
http://metro.co.uk/2016/06/27/forget-brexit-the-sun-has-just-gone-blank-and-there-could-be-an-ice-age-coming-5969493/
>>61405845
post toot or fuck off m8
order
order
the right honourable gentleman will yield when the speaker stands
>>61405798
we don't play soccer though
>>61405661
rasheed
>>61405866
n o
o
n
c
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Starting my first full time actual job in less than a week and I'm fucking shitting myself lads
You know I've got to be honest I hear good things and bad things about the EU but at the end of the day I have still no fucking clue if it's a net good organisation or not.
Maybe Brexit was good maybe daddy EU didn't do that much harm anyway, do people actually even know?
>>61405869
I'm fairly certain more Canadians play soccer than do Icelanders.
>>61405920
Lad we're fucked
>>61405855
hopefully global warming cancels it out
>>61405914
i've been to the same job one year and i had the same sinking feeling every morning even if i was competent :^]
>>61405920
They are fucked
>>61405920
no they don't
>>61405914
same but im going to a non paid internship instead wahey
Thank God we gave the Great British people a vote on them bloody immigrants
>>61405920
They'll be fine. New York Jews and London Jews are too intertwined for UK to fail.
>>61405934
Obviously the total number of players is going to be higher in Canada than it is in Iceland, but the importance of soccer is much lower in Canada than it is in Iceland. The most relevant sport by FAR in Canada is still hockey, even though football and soccer (and even other ones such as basketball) are becoming increasingly more popular, they're still far behind. Meanwhile, in Iceland soccer is one of the main sports, if not the most popular sport.
Post your best Spotify playlist
Ann Landers is a boring old biddy
>>61406055
>>61405998
t. A__e__o _a__o_a
>>61406127
>>61406131
niggers
>>61406161
okay
>>61406161
post post toot
>>61406187
hi jorge
>>61406182
hi alberto
>>61406127
*sucks ur dick in the bathroom of a gay club*
>>61406198
>>61406192
>>61406187
>>61406182
>>61406157
>>61406201
where in britain do you lads live?
>>61406198
hi pedro
>>61406192
10/10 in britain
>>61406021
ye this is my oppinion too
>>61406210
cocksuckingham f am
About to smoke a cheeky zoot
*insert picture of cheeky frog with moustache because I don't have it on my phone*
>>61406210
kek
>>61406215
nope, mi name is alberto....but not like the portugese dude
>>61406210
devon
>>61406210
your mothers house xx
>>61406044
There are many more canadians for whom soccer is the primary sport than there are icelanders so what's your excuse for being so terrible? It's not popular here either but we're champions of asia.
>>61406210
Got a place in Belton, it's lovely. I get out there about once a year. You should come visit sometime.
>>61406192
imagine her actually reaching for it, get her wrist broken in about half a second
>>61406243
ah san fransisco cock sucker
>>61405984
To be honest it is hard, because you don't really have a lot of information what they're doing behind closed doors. interestingly though the EU has a lot of information on their website, protects consumers (last I've read EU laws made sure people couldn't get screwed over by airline companies not wanting to pay for greatly delayed flights) and it did implement article 50 which allowed countries to leave in the Geneva convention.
>>61406021
I'm not saying Britain is doomed but banks are moving operations from London and it's silly that Jews (of all people) are chained to one city to operate in the modern world with all our technology.
>>61405920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWUG-ILrjYs
good analysis
>>61406292
>Geneva convention
*Lissabon treaty
Whoops
>>61406210
where in the EU do you live
>>61406055
https://open.spotify.com/user/thesoundsofspotify/playlist/7bTaT6ImEJpkPb3OzYzk2Z
hahaha how the fuck did england lose to Iceland?
>>61406210
Dundee, Scotland when im not on vacation 8)
>>61406394
by being shit, I'd imagine
>>61406330
*points you to his flag*
and before you say it, we're not out yet m8
*twirls cape and disappears*
Would you get arrested for this in england?
>>61406394
Netherlands and Austria also lost to them.
got a gf lads haha
>>61406394
by being underestimating them, iceland are going to win the euros
