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Titanic edition
Did you know that the Titanic did NOT sink? The ship that sank was in fact Titanic's sister ship Olympic, disguised as Titanic, as an insurance scam by her owners, the International Mercantile Marine Group, controlled by American financier J.P. Morgan that had acquired the White Star Line in 1902.
It's a little known fact despite being one of the biggest coverups in modern human history.
cara
maisie
korean pop
how the fuck did we fuck up one of the greatest countries on earth in a week lads
This country's gone to the fucking dogs. Time to look for somewhere new m80s.
Someone give me one good reason why we shouldn't invade Iceland right now
>>61399195
2-1 loss against Iceland
2-1
Frauke
I think that the flag of Iceland is coolest
cuck nation
nation of cucks
Anyone wanna buy some magic logs?
>2:1 Island won
bone cancer
we played so shit tonight. unreal.
>>61399293
shut up with your cuck memes you big gay cunt
at least we have our country back right? RIGHT? LADS?
>>61399274
off to canada myself
>>61399275
because knowing our luck we'll get our shit slapped and become a vassal state of theirs
God gives with one had and takes with the other. ;_;
I'm just glad he gave us the leave result.
>>61399276
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2014/oct/13/euro-2016-qualifier-holland-iceland
Iceland -2
Netherlands - 0
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3221662/Holland-0-1-Iceland-Horror-start-Danny-Blind-Gylfi-Sigurdsson-strikes-spot-Bruno-Martins-Indi-sent-off.html
Iceland - 1
Netherlands - 0
>>61399207
literally unironically this
HAHAHA, i hear you guys are shit at the football, but you talk as if you were good at the football every tournament. How comes ? HAHAHAHAHA
Article 50 when?
Kyary
>>61399318
It's our country now fags
Do like your mum and love Iceland
>>61399261
>crying like losing means something
Then they should've tried harder if they mean it
>>61399349
kek good image pjotr
lads
is Messi white?
so many germans here
>we have our country back
do we? at what cost
I'm out m8s
>>61399322
If I were Canadian I wouldn't even want us tbqh.
well at least now the england supporters can come home and get back to abusing polish people
>this is our opposition
Thank you Jez
>>61399359
you really don't want great britain lad
>>61399354
2 million refugees
>>61399359
Come on, m8.
Don't be a dick about it.
Being largely ignorant of football I was worried you'd perform well which would raise your spirits post-brexit but it all worked out well.
>>61399387
and japs
>>61399282
boah ih mann
>>61399318
>libcucks are actually so butthurt and salty they will try to use this result as some argument against brexit
you mongoloids are a never ending source of amusement
>>61399396
>Jess Philips
No
feel like killing myself
>Be England
>Lose against Iceland 2-1 (Two to One)
>Only English goal from a PENALTY
Will they ever recover?
lads we can't go through with Brexit, we just can't
what a fucking mistake
>>61399207
>>61399258
these 2bh
>>61399396
KEK literally "delet this"
>>61399358
nice flags
*sniggers*
>>61399406
Still way behind you.
>>61399402
More like Great Shitain
What would you rather have, lads?
The referendum result you wanted or England winning the Euros?
>>61399359
hello fellow non-EU country!
>>61399396
Can't stand women in politics
L O L
English fans are now frantically googling "What does it mean to leave Euro 2016??
we are an eternal alliance, Brit
>>61399425
>libcucks
FOY
>>61399396
How is she still an MP with a reputation? Literally sniggering at the idea that there are men specific issues we should pay attention to. She really is fucking vermin
>>61399470
v. orginal
>Be Netherlands
>Lose against Iceland 1-0
>Lose against Iceland 2-0
>Don't qualify for the euros
>>61399469
Nope we took 5000 refugees you took 2 MILLION and now have TWICE as many Muslims as us lmfao
>>61399462
Nice flag
*wins game*
new couch of english team
This is bullshit. Everyone saw that there was only one team that came to play football, England. Iceland scored two flukey goals and just sat back the whole time. This is a major tournament, no team should play like that, just an embarrassment. Today football lost.
>>61399474
Well I've got the referendum result and it's been pretty fucking great. Couldn't give a toss about the euros
>>61399513
B T F O
It's hard times for little England
>>61399475
Hello non-EURO country
>>61399519
are you saying you want to sit on boris you filthy cunt?
>>61399520
Are you really going to attempt to defend yourself?
>>61399512
sensing some hostility here
>>61399445
https://twitter.com/TonysAngle/status/747537540081721344
We might not
What will be his next master move?
>>61399534
Same, lad, but I don't like other countries making fun of us.
>>61399543
*Be belgium
*Terrorist blows up my airport*
>>61399513
>implying anyone here gives a fuck that you triggered the normies
>>61399558
LOL
so was the manager part of the labour shadow cabinet or what
>>61399462
Get yer own
>>61399475
>>61399558
Hello NON-euro NON-countries :3
http://www.animenewsnetwork.com/answerman/2016-06-27/.103671
>How Will Brexit Affect The UK Anime Market?
Meme magic
>>61399520
what were you watching?
>>61399513
fuck
>>61399513
please don't assume we're all english
game of thrones was fucking sensational lads
just utterly fucking sublime
>>61399534
>and it's been pretty fucking great
But only bad things have happened because of it.
Wales will get our revenge.
>>61399627
indeed
Send the buggers back
Send the buggers back
These arent the ones i wanted, son
So i'm sending them straight back
I said i wanted white ones
But theyve sent us bloody black
I'm going to put the lid back on
And send the buggers back
>>61399569
We won't leave.
>>61399569
jesus christ I can only fucking pray they don't go through with it
it needs to be swept to one side and forgotten about, wait until the 80 year olds kick the bucket then hold another referendum, give everyone under 25 a £40 topshop voucher if they vote and secure a safe remain majority
>>61399592
>D A M A G E C O N T R O L
Can't believe we beat england 2-1 haha
>>61399396
haha very good
worthless """""country""""", just nuke us already
>>61399619
My uncle works killing Whales
>>61399578
>be england
>tank pound
>lose to vikings(again)
>be eternally ass ravaged
>>61399643
>maisie will never pull your hair and slit your throat
>>61399605
>his coat of arms doesn't have a mermaid unicorn and a dragon
heh, nice try kiddo.
>Invent sport
>Suck at it
woy literally played a crock who didn't manage 90 minutes all season
and drinky who played every game for a team that won the PL didn't even get selected
this is why we lost
2016 is french year
EURO 2016 winner
Paris is the new financial centrum of the europe
growing economy, UK in recession
>>61399627
>>61399643
I spent the last 20 minutes watching my watch tbqh
That's why mums go to Iceland
NEED a German gf desu
england = shit
>>61399662
this to be honest, it would be doing everyone a favor at this point
>>61399691
FACTS
would pay for maisie to suck my blood desu
>>61399670
RRRRRRRRRRRRROAR
>>61399691
>France
>Growing economy
topkek
POLISH EXODUS WHEN!?
>>61399550
100 years ago your country was the largest empire the world had ever known.
>>61399644
THATS BLOODY RACIST THAT IS
>>61399712
looks like a man
So glad I don't care about kickball
the humiliation of kick man ball in rectangular net to icy land must be humiliating for those who actually find man kick ball with foot very hard interesting
wow
>>61399627
watching the GoT episode with friends today and then watching you guys fail were pretty awesome
new national sport when?!?!
This is what the odds say about article 50.
http://www.oddschecker.com/politics/british-politics/article-50
Thoughts?
>>61399606
post toot
Are you lads listening to 606?
>>61399748
DELETE THIS
>>61399733
poles are considered niggers in the UK ahaha
Halo /cymru/, sut dych chi heddiw? Clyd dw i :)
>>61399722
>favor
fuck off yank
>>61399672
>>61399652
>Be belgian
>Get blown up in an airport and die
>>61399684
>Bridgend
Haven't you got a noose to tie?
>>61399720
Sæll bróðir
>>61399730
What? Wales are delicious
>>61399690
doubt it t︃bh
>>61399195
So what happened to the titanic?
>>61399569
Lib/Lab/SNP alliance when
>project fear still in full swing even though we have decided to leave
nothing you do can retract the decision.
>>61399725
post toot
>>61399647
Go back to /r/unitedkingdom you literal 15 year old paki
>>61399777
n e v e r
o
n
c
e v e r
so many immigrants are going to get their heads kicked in tonight by inebriated brexiters
England are so shit
hhahahahahahahaha
>>61399798
want that one XXDDDD
New English national anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
>>61399817
Mate you couldn't even tie the match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CvHjEkhxJQ
>>61399751
Great post
>>61399782
Looks like mads mikklesen
Hes a good looking guy
I'm going to bed, I can't handle all this bullying.
Anyone that voted Leave actually regret it?
>>61399836
someones tetchy
>>61399831
We didn't decide to leave we lost 2-1 to Iceland and got knocked out
>>61399843
But you must post toot
>>61399836
fuck off you memeing cunt
can't you see how fucked things are caused by brexit? jog on you fucking weapon
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/a3a92744-3a52-11e6-9a05-82a9b15a8ee7.html#axzz4CooSW9dy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61399810
pic related is (You)
>>61399817
i'm no longer feeling suicidal after that match
imagine being a remaincuck right now lol
>>61399824
they sank it in 1997
>not taking andy carroll
fucking hell lads
what a good weekend its been for sport
>>61399836
t. 15 year old rorke
>>61399913
i don't take orders from countries outside the EU
or
countries that can't beat a team of dentist fishermen at footie
>>61399918
>can't you see how fucked things are caused by brexit?
oh no le pound is down 10%, won't someone PLEASE think of those exporters who now have too many orders to handle?
why wasn't pheo in the team ?
>>61399939
>lads
>sport
Ugh.
>>61399902
This week's still the honeymoon phase. Just wait until the first tax raises and spending cuts.
what was hodgson thinking sending vardy on that late?
>>61399845
You Anglos can't even kick a ball into a net, much less someone's head in
>>61399734
100 years later his country is now the biggest laugh stock the world had ever known
>the govt can't ignore 51.9% of the electorate!
>>61400000
Check'd
daily reminder lads
>>61399970
Does Johnson actually fuck up his hair on purpose or what?
>>61399970
thats a depressing front page
did woy do it on purpose? He's far to intelligent to be a brexiter.
https://www.escort-ireland.com/escorts/patrick2-british-male-escort.html
are iceland a bad footballing team? Is that why its funny?
>>61400009
not clicking on it
i can already hear the distant zipping of deadly arrows t b f
>>61399810
>Iceland
>>61399704
Dude dont do that to me.
You're giving me heart palpitations.
>>61399259
By doing what /pol/ says
the problem with 60s music is that they tended to blow their load with the chorus too early in the song
Well it looks like the winning teams kicker just kicked the ball a bit more than the losing teams kicker, who also, as well, kicked the ball, but only slightly less than the winning teams kicker, who also, just as well, kicked the ball into the net to score the winning goal, which would cement the winning team, once again, full of kickers, as the best team who managed to kick the most balls into the goal, more so than the losing teams kickers
I must say I'm happy I spent the pat 5 hours watching two men kick balls into nets
>>61400029
germany is not able to have an empire
>>61399984
you're fucking delusional
>all those fedoras in the Corbyn supporting crowd
>>61399974
But your happy to take orders from a senile, old, bint obsessed with flooding your country third world savages?
Ah yes ...
who /cork/ here?
>>61399919
>>61400068
>Want to get away from the Sharia state of Belgium
>"Sorry can't let you do that"
>*Blows up airport*
>>61400036
referendums should only be called for issues that are relatively obscure using words like regionalism and devo max. where people don't get it they tend to vote cautiously. where they can grasp notions of independence and freedom they go crazy with it
>>61400000
Checked
>>61400063
they had part timers playing
>>61400066
Post toot
>>61400066
https://youtu.be/JDOG_DdhlX8?t=14
listen to this french simulator
Why are Brexiters so scared of a second referendum? Surely if they have the support of the people, they have nothing to fear
>>61399644
Send the buggers back
Send the buggers back
There's no black in the Union jack
so send those buggers back
>>61400138
i'd plug her bottle
>>61400063
half a pro's
half are part-timers
doing my best
>>61400138
Me (ignore the flag)
>>61400036
>Ireland
>>61400213
not good enough
anyone else watch that ludicrous display tonight?
group wank in 10 minutes lads
>>61399195
not true
>>61400118
bit racist
if your country isn't africa you're on the wrong side of history
>>61400104
Germany has an empire. It is generally referred to as the solar system.
>>61400149
what an insightful post there, you should think of going into political philosophy with tidbits of wisdom like that, definitely
>>61400145
>Want to get away from the Sharia state of Britain
>"Sorry bruv can't let you do that"
>*Blows their chance at winning EUROs*
we are getting blown out from all sides this week lads
this is war
>>61400213
really unsatisfactory
someone needs to make an edit of this image this retards face>>61400046
>>61400249
I'll fucking fight you
>>61400256
We need to take notes from the Australians.
normies underestimate how normal i am because i dont have any tattoos or dress like drake
>>61400256
How many volcanoes does England have?
>>61400076
>heart palpitations
I watched a horror film about 2 weeks ago and I've been having heart palpitations every day since then, I've never had them before that
Quite frightening
>>61400253
Shit banter
>>61400145
Whatever alleviates your pain m8
but you ain't getting this
>>61400245
let's put aside this nonsense and introduce a pic of your finest toot
>>61400307
tattoos are neither normie or abnormie imo
fair play to iceland 2bh. hope they can continue their streak
>>61400246
>german empire
shit, even alberto barbosas were better
>nazi germany
a shit who got humilliated
>EU
a failed proyect
>>61400316
none
>>61400316
24
>>61400335
Can't hear you over the screams and explosions in your airport
feel like england as a nation will never be this relevant ever again
this is the peak lads
>go from the greatest decision in the nation's history to losing to fucking Iceland in the space of 4 days
how can you go from hero to zero so quickly?
Well it appears Iceland's team kicked more balls into the nets than Englands team today. The winning team, that is Iceland, will be getting drunk tonight because, as stated beforehand, several men kicked a few balls into the nets. The winning team will be having homoerotic sex tonight as well. As for the losing team, their fans will also be getting drunk, because they also enjoy seeing a man kick a ball into a net. Only this time, their team did not kick enough balls into the nets, therefore, a crippling depression will enter the minds of the fans that make them think they are not good enough fans. So the fans will tonight buy lots of beer and make sure to spend more money on the team, which once again, did not kick enough balls into the net tonight, so they need the extra money from the fans
>>61400326
Shit performance
>Economy up in flames
>Lost to Iceland
>IRA on the rise
>Scotland breaking up
This is the future you chose.
>>61400389
bet if the referendum happened after this game rather than before it the remain vote would have won due to shame
>>61400256
Keep calm and carry on
Just kidding, you're done.
Which is more embarrassing
>getting knocked out of your own world cup in the group stages in rugby
or
>getting knocked out of the euros by iceland in football
BBC and ITV are actually implying that people voted leave because they are racist.
17 million racists lads haha.
FUCK OFF.
>>61400347
i concede
here you go lad
>>61400389
>>go from the greatest decision in the nation's history
My grandmother was abused on the street by millennials about the vote, can I get the BBC and ITV to interview her about the remain's bigotry and ageism please?
>>61400379
can't hear you over iceland celebrating
>>61400405
Fuck off back to your own general
>>61400398
heh
epic
only way england now can restore its pride is by invading and conquering the whole of europe
>>61400436
ah yes it literally is
oh well, at least EU students will have to pay overseas tuition fees in the coming years, that'll teach them! haha
hahha
hahahahahah
hahahahahahahha
*swigs from vodka bottle*
mm yes
>>61400448
the latter
iceland more like niceland
>>61399772
Best odds it's done within 30 days of new Conservative party leader?
Seems off to me.
>>61400471
Shagged your gran
Died with laughter at work today. Everyone was looking at me, and I was embarrassed. All I did was remember that "stir last night's haggis" pic and I couldn't control myself. Fuck whoever made that.
>>61400471
you're next
>>61400458
>right after referendum Polish people start getting killed
SURELY PROVING THEM WRONG THERE M8
>>61400468
so 15 year olds who probably shared remain memes on facebook searched for what the EU is. Who gives a shit ameritard? Can't wait until you renege your sovereignty to a supranational union with mexico and canada
>>61400436
>IRA on the rise
i'm ok with this as long as they cap boris
>>61400529
>work
FONT
>>61400529
Haha 'twas me. LOL glad my "baby" could spread a few joys to the world.
Stir the haggis!!! wahey!
>>61400256
holy shit
top level bants
>>61400529
post
>>61400551
False flags
>>61400561
>Free Beer at Iceland
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>61400555
We can invade and take their land by force whenever we want.
>>61400561
that offer looks alright
>>61400458
wouldn't surprise me if that many are desu
>>61400590
post pic
top kek lads, top kek
>>61400561
>tfw Kai's hair is already receding
kek he can drown his sorrows in free beer
Dont understand why you havent moved to the US yet
entirely white team from a pool of 300,00 beats a bunch of niggers from a pool of 60 million
Is this a coincidence? Is it trying to tell us something?
>>61400529
could anyone post what this nigga is talkin' bout? would like to see this 2bh
Tomorrow is the day lads
I'm going to ask her out
>>61400528
words of a man who's out of '''banter'''
>>61400538
we'll see mate
hope it's gonna be a good match
lark's still ascending lads
about to transcend reality
I wish you all luck
for I am not long in this mortal plane
>>61399451
This is libel
>>61400639
Ahh yes good goy invade Mexico, make all Mexicans American citizens good plan
I don't think i can /brit/ any longer lads. Where should I move to?
>>61400316
A couple of extinct ones.
>>61400561
The Sun is brilliant
goes to show what a small group of proud white men connected through friendship, culture and history can do.
>>61400703
Iceland
>>61400703
/asp/. They have good memes
+18
>>61400703
A ditch
>>61400703
brit/pol/
>>61400682
good luck lad.
im making moves on a female atm too. i hope we both succeed.
>>61400686
>>61400701
Shagged your gran
>>61400665
No you made this same post earlier
Germany and France have just as many non whites as England and similar populations
England are just shit at football
>>61400702
We've done it before.
>>61400724
you mean a small group of BLOODY RACISTS connected through MUTUAL HATRED OF ANYONE WHO ISN'T WHITE can do
>Leave Boris to me
that's as bad as it gets really
worse than the 2014 world cup group
worse than 4-1
worse than failing to qualify in 2008
worse than all the penalty shootout failures
>>61400775
Yell me about this female youre making moves on
Laddies at work informed that one group of people kicked more balls into nets than a different group of people.
not sure what to make of it
>>61400749
I hear they're trying to establish an Imperium that consists of the marriage of the far east and Europe ...
Sounds good
>>61400786
Yes good idea do it again show how strong America is by making all 120 million Mexicans American citizens and making yourself majority Hispanic
transcending reality
becoming one with the universal self
>>61400814
shes beautiful. isnt a slag. seems a bit shy. bit of an intellectual.
just my type.
what about yours?
Brexit simply won't happen
people talk about leavers going nuts if we don't leave but what state will the economy be in by november? no leavers thought the economy would actually meltdown this badly. half of them probably regret it already and 99% will when the market fails to pick up.
>>61400828
Sweaty grown working class lads running around in shorts hugging each other for 90 minutes
Pretty gay if you ask me
opening my third eye
a poop just fell out
>>61400839
2,3,1
>tfw you get hiccups and cant drink your beer for over five minutes
what the fuck
>>61399829
I have a feeling the snp will be scapegoated for forcing the Tories not to invoke article 50. I think sturgeon will get encouraging sounding hollow conditions on an eu fastrack and then try to set it up so that if the government invoke 50, Scotland would hold a referendum prior to the 2 year period.
Tories will cave and say they're doing it to preserve the union.
This will keep us in the eu, take the wind out of snp sails and they'll never have to give another concession to the scots ever again because the English will blame us for holding the country to ransom but actually saving it in the process.
wtf i hate england now
bit cold out
Why this betrayal? We're not worse than the damage you've done those last few days to yourselves and everyone who trusted you. The Icelanders actually saved their country from corrupt influence, wanna know how? They spotted it in their midst, instead of blaming foreigners for everything that went wrong since the beginning of last century.
>>61400785
>Germany and France have just as many non whites as England and similar populations
Not in their national sides. In fact Germany has a single nigger
>>61400854
We would still be better than you so.....
>>61400138
I fingered the girl in red outside an underage disco in Carlow
