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Comrade Corbyn edition
korean pop
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/683739/EU-referendum-German-French-European-superstate-Brexit
THE
DAILY
EXPRESS
>>61381392
theres nothing disgusting about christmas, ahmed
Newcastle Brown Ale
have had crushes on 2 different girls named hannah. coincidence?
>mfw hearing an american pronounce zebra
>>61381414
>noncelad
scared to open this link tBh
maisie
>>61381450
probably but there are some names that i seem to be attracted to too
i don't mean im attracted to the actual names but u get what i mean
>>61381465
>I'm IT illiterate
that's ok m8
>Amir Hussien starts getting blocked/banned on sight
>Fedora posts stop massively
Hmmmmmm......................
>>61381480
NATURAL BRITISH BEAUTY
>>61381456
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gPWXpnVYUy
christmas in summer is very good lads
>walk back to your bedroom after making your tea
>see this
>"Why did you vote Leave, anon?"
How do you respond?
>>61381496
>i don't mean im attracted to the actual names but u get what i mean
Indeed, I think the type of parents that would name their daughter Hannah would produce the type of daughter I'm attracted to, versus the type of parents (parent) that would name their daughter ShaWonda or whatever.
>>61381576
*unsheathes butter knife*
>>61381603
yeh thats definitely true
>>61381414
>mfw yanks will soon be technically correct when they talk about Europe as if it were one country
wew, gonna take some getting used to
Gemany, NO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd5TPWXgOFQ
>>61381285 (You)
>http://static.presspublica.pl/red/rp/pdf/DokumentUE.pdf
>The EU will need to take action more often in order to manage crises that directly affect its own security. We therefore need stronger and more flexible crisis prevention and crisis management capabilities. The EU should be able to plan and conduct civil and military operations more effectively, with the support of a permanent civil-military chain of command. The EU should be able to rely on employable high-readiness forces and provide common financing for its operations. Within the framework of the EU, member states willing to establish permanent structured cooperation in the field of defence or to push ahead to launch operations should be able to do so in a flexible manner. If needed, EU member states should consider establishing standing maritime forces or acquiring EU-owned capabilities in other key areas.
>In the longer term, it would make sense to enlarge the scope of the European public prosecutor’s office in future (currently limited to prosecuting offenses concerning the EU’s financial interests) to include fighting terrorism and organised crime.This would require harmonisation of criminal law among the member states.
Would coulda been relevant again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potential_superpowers#European_Union
footy tonight lads
>>61381652
You'll just have to be Israel 2.0
>>61381533
WEW
>>61381654
did you see that ludicrous display last night
>>61381654
I hope the man kicks the ball into the rectangle, what a thrill that will be
>>61381681
hazard was really good
scared for friday :x
>>61381384
meh post
>>61381480
cute post
>>61381665
Israel literally controls the world
>>61381414
Ah yes I'm sure this is entirely true
*hands out cheesestrings*
since you've all been good boys today
>>61381730
As did you guys at one point...
Fitting.
>>61381715
>hazard was really good
Because he wants a move away from Chelsea badly.
>>61381753
n-not true a-at all
>>61381743
*bites straight into it*
>>61381743
*slaps you in the nuts*
*steals all the cheesestrings*
*runs away giggling*
dad just said "i hope they get another referendum and clear off" to someone on the phone in reference to scotland haha
>>61381743
what about my capri-sun
I made sure not to bring a fruit shoot today
>>61381743
Why not can cheese?
>>61381512
mate...
haven't gone outside in 3 days
feel like im just decaying
>>61381858
go outside now
>>61381848
wrong photo. i'm not tech illiterate though lad
>>61381858
Stop wanking 4 times a day then.
>>61381887
OH FUCK
THAILAD NONCE CONFIRMED
>>61381827
you made a fuss last time so i didn't bother xx
>>61381858
Why is she brown
can't wait for my next wank lads
>>61381955
DESIGNATED
TANNING
BOOTHS
>>61381955
why are you brown?
>>61381887
You literally searched for pictures of underage girls in bikinis for a joke?
on the list you go.
i share some beliefs with the right wing but i dont consider myself right wing
>>61381961
why not just have your gf take care of that for you?
decided to install arch on a partition for some reason
>>61381969
Because I live in africa
>>61381977
rorkesheed
>>61382002
Will you be my bf?
>>61381943
hydration is important. my death is on you
>>61382002
WELL THEN DICKEAD
>>61381992
my gf is in the wrong dimension haha
>>61381915
Will people still vote UKIP after the economy tanks?
>>61381961
I've started the countdown. Got fireworks and everything at the ready
lads now banks are deciding to stop trading in the UK, p-pls tell me this will all work out well
apparently a new general election by autumn
we're not gonna end up leaving are we lads
lads
>>61382061
*placates u again*
Eating a FAB
>>61382057
how about a /brit/ group wank?
shall we say 11pm?
>no shyrene gf
>>61382051
>UK Independence Party
>get independence
>no one is partying
so no one will vote for them
t. PhD in political economics
>>61382084
hands down one of the worst images I have ever seen
>>61382084
mein gott
>>61382084
CAN'T unsee
>>61382084
>conveniently ignoring countries that are out of place and including Turkey
ahh yes, totally worth making
>>61382096
I wasn't planning to, but if the mood takes me...
>1% of Brexiters regret their vote
>4% of Remaintards are happy with the result
OMG BREXIT REGRET 24/7 NEWS COVERAGE NEED A SECOND REFERENDUM ALL THESE REGRETS
>>61382022
Fine... just don't be clingy
>>61382033
She lives in the Uk you guys hardly get any sun
>>61382084
>Not including the Swedish and Finnish dick and balls
>>61382084
willfully ignores ireland denmark sweden and funland
immersion ruined 2/10
>>61381369
Must admit I thought politics might all down for a little bit but this is juicy as fuck
just had a liquid shit in a plastic bag
>>61381369
who's buying Pound here
HAGHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHQ!!
>>61382171
Genuinely think Brexit would win by an even bigger margin if there were a second referendum
>Motion of no confidence in Corbyn is taking place tomorrow
THE BREXIT RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>61382061
Best convert all your money into Yank money lad before its too late
who are we meant to vote for now? boris has no fucking clue what to do outside the eu cos he didn't want to actually leave, labour are a socialist party, and farage has already said the 350m won't be going to the NHS. Who the fuck do we vote for now?
>>61382084
Mashallah the euros are kneeling to kiss the glorious Imperial Morocco!
>>61382189
>"I had power" for the first time after ticking a box
sounds like he has an interesting life
>>61382198
Jezza is just purging all the blairites
>>61382226
talks of holding another general election as well
we're just not gonna end up leaving the fucks
>>61382226
I'll be voting for ukip
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36643435
THEY FUCKING CHANGED THEIR TUNE
Dishface is going to address MPs in a few lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-politics-36570120
>>61382241
Literally no one is asking to stop skilled migration. So sick of this
>>61382255
Bawwwwwwwww #LoveNotHate let them into the EU now
>>61382226
>farage has already said the 350m won't be going to the NHS
Boo fucking hoo
We still get the bloody money, and even if it does go towards other things it will free up funds for the NHS
Not to mention the NHS won't be straining to much giving free healthcare to a billion fucking migrants
>>61382226
Another right wing party will pop up soon enough.
>>61382226
sit down and shut up, it's not worth speculating until a closer date. I believe Boris will be the better option.
>>61382198
Diane Abbott's starting to look like Robert Mugabe.
>>61382198
Fuck me jez will LITERALLY destroy the labour party what an absolute legend
>cameron resigning
>corbyn being ousted
>europe in flames
>pound falling
>stock markets at an all low
>banks losing 30% of their value
>more than half the country is now racist
why yes, I do shit on my own door step and enjoy watching people set it on fire
>>61382241
>"And how do you fine people feel about the referendum results?"
>"¿Que?"
>>61382241
Disgusting.
>>61381743
*tries to peel it down*
*accidentally chip off someone of it*
*start to cry*
MISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Cameron looks like a train hit him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>Swear by all Mighty G*d
Sending a letter to Danny Cohen
>>61382251
desu not even sure if i'd be that sad about that right now. This is destroying our economy. I couldn't bring myself to vote remain but maybe it's not the worst choice for us
lovely touch of tonsillitis lads ahahaha love it love it to bits X
>>61382209
answer this market wizards!!! ekek
>>61382214
Don't think so Rorke
>>61382226
Live dem
>>61382269
does he drive?
>>61382316
You forgot
>Carswell in rebellion against farage
>Said he shouldn't be in the negotiations team
>Coburn calling for him to be sacked
>Evans STILL suspended
>>61382331
Death to traitors freedom for Britain
>>61382329
>of tooting
ABSOLUTE FUCKING CHYOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEyDNTLlRgU
KEK. BANTS FROM DISHFACE.
Dat Cameron banter
Gonna miss him
>>61382356
Prefer not to say
>>61382226
LIB DEM
BRING US HOME, TIM
YELLOW SURGE
>>61382327
>*accidentally chip off someone of it*
what did he mean by this?
At least the lefties are butthurt, right lads?
cheeky lad big dave
Cameron hahahahahahaha
fucking brother forgot to put water in the ice cube tray so while i wait for the ice to form SO i can then have cold water im having to settle for citrus flavoured chinotto =.=
>>61382368
>all poltical parties apart from the Greens, Lib dems and meme Northern irish parties collapsing
Might be time to finally launch the Crisps and slags party
TOP BANTS DAVE
TOP BANTS MATE
>big dave bantering till the end
based
Wonderful choon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9-AoPpjlA8
>>61382329
Fuck me Osborne looks like shit
>>61382401
>>61382407
What did he say I'm missing this
>>61382433
what did he say i was putting socks on
>>61382418
time to go on holiday lmao
I'm at work, what did he say?
>>61382241
>British (Pakistani)
>(Pakistani)
This is precisely why nobody considers you British, you cunt.
Please respond
>>61382206
>>61382206
dave the cuck
>>61382198
cry baby
>>61382462
New MP got signed in. He told her to keep her phone on as she might be in the shadow cabinet by the end of the day.
>>61382498
Lel good bant
Out with the old Dave, in with the new.
Come on, you're our last hope.
this chinotto is so shit
>>61382445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgT_mJXbvCQ
better choon
Civil Service don't like the Brexit because it means they actually have to do some fucking work for once
Really quite worried for our future desu
Wouldn't even be that bothered if we ended up remaining
My wank was interrupted
Well this is kind of reassuring, kind of
>>61382521
He's already on Hillary Clinton's team lad no time for British politics
>>61381369
Based Corbyn will annihilate all these Blairite fucks and finally give the UK a progressive social democratic alternative to unabashed Toryism.
THANK YOU BASED CORBYN
>>61382521
Fuck off class cuck blairite scumbag.
lads and I
a new bureaucratic quagmire to slug its way through the leaving of the EU? how kafkaesque
WALES MENTIONED
>>61381414
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/683739/EU-referendum-German-French-European-superstate-Brexit
I FUCKING KNEW IT
They were going to do this anyway, now that Brexit happened they want to speed it up before other countries decide to leave. FUCK YOU remain voters. Spineless, cowardly lefty student twats.
>Former Director of Public Prosecutions Keir Starmer resigns as Shadow Home Office Minister
>>61382581
>>61382583
FUCK OFF Tankie scum. Blair for life
>>61382587
Me top second to left doing the cute head tilt x
So what will happen to comrade Corbyn?
Will malcontents be swinging from lamp posts or sent to gulag.
They need to learn not to question the supreme soviet.
Also why are so many MPs quitting anyway? Don't MPs usually try and keep their job over all else? Ate we going to have 30 by elections?
>>61382521
Apparently he flew in on Friday night. NEED him to rescue Labour .
Here here
>>61382614
visengrad group will not agree
The leaders of Wales are such cucks. They literally said they wanted to remain only because the EU gives them more money than the UK.
Literally describing their country as nothing but a country holding it's hands out like a peasant little runt
>>61381414
>express
Thailand, the fuck are you doing mate? Might as well read R L Stine for all the relevance that it has.
>>61382614
>not wanting to be a part of the new global superpower
Mong
Fucks sake this means we're joining the EEA doesn't it, free movement will continue, people will still be pissed
>>61382583
It's hilarious because he's destroying what little rep the labour party had left, ensuring the tories stay in power and getter a bigger majority at the next elections.
AUSTRALIA (not) MENTIONED (explicitly)
>>61382614
Good thing that the EU is a democratic organisation and the member countries will block this before it can even move if they dont want it.
>>61382581
An alternative that will never be elected.
>>61382633
They're not quitting as MPs
>>61382620
>Is a blairite
>Calls other people a tankie
The conservative party is down the hall lad don't come back.
>>61382657
Are you being serious right now?
You do realise Scotland and England both said the exact same thing?
>>61382581
Ahh yes get rid of "the blairites" ie anyone who he doesn't like
Replace all the experienced and personally popular candidates with some 25 arrogant students and watch UKIP absolutely sweep up the entire north with labour never getting into power ever again
Is jez the ideal sleeper agent for the right?
>>61382587
They look slavic
CORBYN SPEAKING
whats indicative of being a blairite?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-18519395
>>61382714
I don't like the look of them
>>61381414
>express
Anything more reliable?
did something bad at work
now the work phone is calling me
pretending to be asleep and not picking up the phone
I'm fucked if they look at the cameras
I can't fucking deal with this
>the iss-syou
what did he mean by this?
davey cameron is a pie
>>61382583
I like Corbyn, but the party is falling apart. I don't want a Neverending Tory.
>>61382470
>such butthurt
oh fuck off..lel
>>61382701
>replace all the safe seat career politicians
What's the problem
>>61382753
he's been taking elocution lessons from Julia Gillard
doing a ponder
>>61382714
Anyone politicians you don't like
Seriously people like Peter hitchens just call everyone they don't like a blairite
muh racism
Kek
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS FIRED
>>61382786
best not do that shes welsh
>>61382714
Its a term for advocates of New labour (centre left and more friendly to business) policies that came about around Blairs election win in 1997 rather than the 'Old labour' policies that Corbyn represents . also The distinction between Blairite and Brownite is mostly based on personal loyalties and management style not ideology or policy.
>corbyn defends pakis and immigrants more than native brits
Ahh yes.
FIRING SHOTS AT HIS OWN PARTY
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>61382778
lol you're non-white
>>61382722
kekkles and sheckles.
Wait, so there's a man that literally gets paid millions to shout ORDER and act like an umpire?
>>61382226
>labour are a socialist party
I remember all that socialism between 1997 and 2010 alright.
>>61382783
Because yewwwkip made massive gains in all those seats at the last election so if they actually want to win now isn't the time
Personally I hope he purges away and the disgusting caricature of the "working man's party" is confined to the dustbin of history
>I've got plenty of time, I don't know if other people have
speaker looks like he's having a great time
>>61382845
i'm richer and more successful than you will ever be as well..now fuck off
>>61382786
>>61382817
she's fit as fuck
just got back from visiting a friend's baby
>>61382855
now corbyn leads the party
https://twitter.com/TheLadBible/status/747437620221845508
Howling
>>61382871
you'll work for me one day
>>61382871
seem a bit insecure, my shitskin friend.
>>61382876
HONG KONG MONG
Cuts and tax rises is literally the opposite of what should be done when the markets go tits up
>>61382871
you still don't have a home and live in a place where everyone despises you
>>61382871
And you'll never be white lol
>>61382898
>ladbible
you couldn't be any more of a fucking pleb
>No tax rises OR cuts
Ah yes very impressive.
Corbyn is trying not to cry.
>>61382796
He doesn't call any traditional conservative or socialist a blairite, but he does call any followers of Blair or the "heir to Blair" blairites
gideon is dying-*random member just shouts from the back of the house*um ok?
>>61382876
Should HK be part of the UK again?
>muh racism
>jo cox
>no cuts
absolutely delusional
so is farage going to be pm
>>61382973
Heavy weekend mate
Im a proud Blairite desu lads.
fuck could you imagine how hard it would be to answer a question like that? it was at least 1000 words and just dragged on and on and on
>>61382876
don't care
>>61382987
yeh of america
http://d.gu.com/Lg5TG0
Think we'll have to stay after all lads
>>61382970
He shoehorns it in to describe everyone in the conservative party which he fully knows is pseudo intellectual bollocks to make it look like he has some deeper understanding
Good bant again
>>61383003
haha old mate's scat
>>61381480
Oi she's fuckin real fit innit mate.
>>61383003
tab of lsd up the shitter
>davey and corbyn having friendly goodbyes
aww
>>61383030
Now you're just misrepresenting his opinion
>>61382987
Not in his wildest dreams
Some fat, arrogant trollop of a girl from my secondary school now studies politics at King's, has bright pink hair and doesn't stop going on about identity politics. I can almost guarantee she will be on the labour backbench in a few years time.
gf is far too good for me
Would Remainers call the referendum ill-informed and based on half-truths etc if Remain won?
shut up piss head
So here we are again
Another night on /brit/
Kenneth Clarke can suck me off
Fuck the EEA
Wank has officially been cancelled
>>61383101
don't get me started tonight mate you're not going to like how it ends
>>61383086
It would be called inconclusive if it had the same result and we would hear about attempts to start a second one for years
>scotland
uhh who cares?
where boris johnson
yes we should ignore the majority of the people and go with the minority
Always have a chuckle when the speaker tells the house off like they're naughty schoolchildren
literally SHAKING
>petrol 4p cheaper
Ah yes the so called "crash"
>>61383069
No I'm not I've followed him for a long time and while he can be intelligent he is generally very smug and arrogant with an extremely high opinion of himself especially when he's secured another contrarian version of events
>>61383163
excellent post
>>61383163
early days yet
should have traded my levs but did not think that britain would actually leave eu. Now the dollar is gonna rise and the euro and pound are gonna fall :/.
ah yes its a cuckland episode
who the fuck cares about scotland?
>Scotland
>WAAAAA We have to do what we are being told against our will
>Wants to join the EU
??????
>>61383150
Something as big as this needs a 2/3 majority
>SNP clapping again
fucking awful cunts I hate them
hope they fuck off
>>61383133
This desu
>>61383150
That's what we did in the general election kek
>>61383119
Mate you're so tubby I can't even see where you end
tfw brexit is more entertaining than game of shit
>>61383204
the Scottish, people living in Scotland
>>61383222
Two wrongs don't make a right. Farage was stupid for saying that too
>scotland
>>61383240
who
>>61383224
got a big mate who wants a word with you
>>61383266
exactly
>>61381730
Indeed...
Planning the time for the wank
>>61383240
what do scotland contribute?
nothing
Cunts like that are exactly why no one likes Scotland
FUCK OFF
>>61383269
I'm not that big
Standing outside Greggs in a really tight white T-shirt, staring at people whilst flexing
establishing dominance
>>61383240
>people
>Scotland
Pick one
>6% of the House of Commons is gay
>We have the gayest parliament in the world
Why do we allow this?
Aaah it's 1am and I need to be up in 6 hours!
Wish me nighty night mateys
was scotland always like this?
Blimey
DESPICABLE ACTS OF RACISM
YES KEEP ON SAYING IT
MORE BUZZWORDS
RACISM
>>61383345
The SNP need to be shot
afraid to get a gf because then i would have to share a bathroom with her lads
>>61383344
sleep well, love you x
Would love Scotland to save us from self-destruction 2bh
>>61383332
>Sissy Brit boys
some absolute munter outside greggs. putting me off my food
bill cash copping some fierce bants
they don't seem to excited to here ol mate cash
>lib dems
who????
Are brits really attacking poles en masse right now or is it bs?
If true, jesus just leave the EU then but leave it's citizens alone
>>61383358
Ah yes. An unsourced .png. Very informative
$32 in my bank account lads
>>61383332
Probably much higher with all the closeted tories
Fucking Germans!
Polish National TV obtains shocking document about one European supercountry,
calls for complete surrender
alternative-news.
tk/polish-national-tv-obtains-shocking-document-about-one-european-supercountry-calls-for-complete-surrender/
Polish sources upon request.
EU is finished.
FINISHED!
>http://static.presspublica.pl/red/rp/pdf/DokumentUE.pdf
>>61383344
nighty night x
>>61383418
piss off billionaire
WAHEYY cannot wait for every labour MP to be replaced with a media studies graduate from London who's "loyal to corbyn"
>Tim Farron
>"I respect the results of the referendum"
>"I AM THE 48%" *marches down whitehall with angry aggressive students*
>>61383414
It's bullshit, just getting more media attention than previously so they can blame it on the leave vote
CLEGG SPOTTED CLEGG SPOTTED
>>61383418
how many burgers is that
>>61383414
Yes they have been herded into camps now
>>61383414
yeah mate slashed 6 of them myself just this afternoon
liberalism mentioned
youre not even in a coalition anymore david hop off his dick
>>61383442
*votes lib dem*
just me or are asian girls boring and bland af
On the train home early he he
Got some beers in for the the GOT finale, very tempted to open one now but would feel pike a bit of a lout desu.
Harriet Harman can fuck off the old sket
why do MPs stand up?
how many times have they mentioned "racism" so far?
horrible posture
i don't rap to get the women, fuck bitches
give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes
So we're pretty much confirmed to just become an EEA country like Norway or Switzerland, ahh yes very impressive very cucky
bet Harriet Harman posts on mumsnet
Creasing at this
>>61383449
>>61383468
>>61383470
Why do I ever trust the media? I should learn
>>61383506
R+L=J
>>61383371
>>61383432
Thanks mates off I go then
Poo dollops.
you can just tell harriet harman was a huge, huge, HUGE cunt in uni
>>61383500
all girls are lad
>>61383523
So everyone in the chamber can see and hear them. Plus it would be shit if they slouched in their chairs
>>61383555
Yeah don't do that, they have their own agendas they want to push
>>61383440
Based
>>61382975
would be better than chinese rule, sure
talk slower, julian poo-is
>>61383506
everyone dies
Did Clegg always have a lisp like this? Lel
>>61383585
no i mean all the other ones who stand up after they ask the question
>>61383541
isn't that a good thing? wasn't that the goal with brexit?
>>61383414
my french mate got told to fuck off when he asked an old man for some rizzla. Old man said "we're voting tomorrow and you'll have to go, so fuck off". Other than that not heard of that much, and im in a place with a lot of polish migrants. This shit always flares up around a big national event, it'll calm down very soon
Brentwood mentioned
who votes for the lib dems?
Got the old willy out, yanking on it furiously to cause the old fuzzy, lovely sexual pleasure followed by a big, thick, white ejaculation aren't I?
>>61383640
I think its how the speaker picks them. Not sure on how exactly he chooses desu.
Also
PICKLES
I
C
K
L
E
S
>>61383677
all me
(shh)
new thread
>>61383685
>>61383685
>>61383685
>Lib dems were remain
what in sweet fuck
hentai?
English football team needs to show their support for the referendum by getting kicked out of the euros
>>61383660
What an asshole. Hope your friend didn't take it too harshly
>>61382701
What?
It was Blairite Labour who lost all of Scotland at the last election.
It was Blairite Labour that led to millions of votes moving over to UKIP.
It was Blairite Labour that has led to mass delusion in Wales.
Maybe you should stop reading the Murdoch press my friend.
>>61383729
When do they play?
>>61383414
Got a few in my basement right now 2bh
They're fixing the pipes and they're doing a p. great job desu
>>61382825
>New labour
>centre left
oh wow the delusion is real
>>61383660
What a cunt
>>61383440
What's wrong with constituents democratically electing new people?
Or are you one of those Remainers who wants a 2nd referendum and ignores the will of the people?
>>61383724
rare
>>61383737
u wot m8. it was cuck miliband. if it had been his brother they would have won easily.
