Plz ask me anything
Rather not
>>61374708
> I'm a Japanese
proofs????????????????????????????????????
what's your fetish nippon-daisho?
>>61374708
how do i get a cute jap gf?
We Japanese liberals support Abe.
>>61374755
National flag, is this bad?
I'm a Japanese
Who cooked those noodles for you?
They look tasty af.
why are Osaka people so rude?
>>61374800
Seek Japanse girls who love Korea.
There are many them rather you think:)
>>61375004
I ate them in soba noodle shop.
>>61374708
Do you like anime?
>>61375012
That's too bad.
but they may don't hate you.
they like foreign citizens.
only harsh
>>61375083
What about me
I'm a qt tall 190cm blue eyed white boi what are my odds if I visit Japan
I'm serious because I'm actually not expecting much
>>61374769
What's nippon-daisho?
Are you Greek?
I am Greek.
>>61375275
you can have many gf if you visit JP
I envy your tall!!
>>61375416
Is this just Japanese politeness because I'm still not expecting much
>>61375225
yep, formerly.
I liked LoveLive and Steins Gate.
I don't have interest in recent anime.
>>61374708
How many times have you ever called to "you are proxy " by posters?
>>61375012
Some of them are really nice but rest of them tend to misunderstand being impolite and talking loudly would express being hilarious and friendly.
>>61375083
>Seek Japanse girls who love Korea.There are many them rather you think:)
can't you be mine?
>>61375443
if you think still so, you shoud go to Japan. you may know this answer.
>>61375586
I'm sorry. I'm a boy!
>>61375776
>I'm sorry. I'm a boy!
some boy can be a girl sometimes though...
>eating raw leek with wasabi
animals...
OP is a gaijin imitating a nippon
I want you to ask me something if you are interested in Japan even a little.
Come on!
>>61377936
post your japanese face
>>61377861
They are topping of soba noodle.
exactly it is strange for other country people, but you may like if you eat this.
because they are so delicious!
are japanese food very salty? I heard normal japanese food contains a lot of salt apart from meme foods like sushi and stuff
漫画を読むか? 好きな漫画は何だ?
How old are you
>>61374708
How did you find your way to 4chan?
>>61377919
You are the man who doesn't trust another person.
>>61378065
I don't show my personal infomation.
How big is your penis?
Is making sounds while eating noodles considered rude in other countries?
Here it's accepted but women try not to make sounds as possible because of reasons but men don't give a fuck.Personally men who eat noodles silently looks gayish
>>61374800
Surgeon.
This is a smart answer.
>>61378145
I don't think so, but salt restriction is recommended recently in Japan.
>>61374708
You lookin for a scrap, ya wee slitty eyed, yellow midget?
>>61378195
あなたは日本語を話せるんですね!
嬉しいです!
マンガは読まないんですよね、すいません。
>>61374708
Without memes
Japanese people dont mind about Koreans, right?
Do japanese hate some social group? like niggers, jews, etc.
>>61378320
I like foreign citizens and foreign countries, so I want to become friendly with them. I found 4chan when I search foreign infomation.
>>61378576
hmm...
I like Korean, black people, and so on.
I'm sure that we can be close if countries are on bad terms each. So like every people. Incgidentally, Japanese are politheist, so we don't mind about religion such as jews or muslims.
Being on 4Chan this long, which one do you think is better,4Chan or 2Chan?
>>61378503
Hello racist, haha.
But why should You think?
I am proud that I am a Japanese.
>>61379127
both is good, but I prefer 4chan because I can communicate with many country people.
How is life, you in school? I hope Japanese society is not as heavy pressured as the rumors tell me it is. Are you pressured for marriage like I am?
Why havent you killed yourself yet
Why don't you have a gf yet
>>61379512
My school life is sooo good!!
I study international studies.
I'm sorry I have a gf ;)
I decide she is my wife in the future.
>>61380139
>Gf
Right in my feels. Congrats. I guess you are not an otaku?
>>61374708
What is best animu
>>61380260
Thank you!! I'm glad to have you celebrate!
I "was" an Otaku.
I watched many animes when I was a junior high school student and a high school student.
But I'm an otaku little bit.
![1033609[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/j619voZ.jpg "1033609[1].jpg")
Do you suck dicks?
>>61380483
What do you say?
By the way, I studied Germany Language little bit in school.
Because I wanna go to Germany and neighboring coutries:)
How is the weather ?
>>61374956
its not liberals.its idiots or yakuzas
>>61374708
What does a Japanese birth certificate looks like?
>>61380332
It is Steins; Gate!
how do I get a qt jap bf?
>>61380819
Best girl?
>>61380748
It is rainy season in Japan.
so it is humid recently.
Be sure to vote your local right-wing party
How do you feel about Canada and Canadians?
>>61380795
birth certificate? I don't have it, but it may be in the city hall where I birth.
What kind of vidya do you play?
>>61374708
Do you want Kuriles back?
I won't ask you where you exactly live but have you visited the rural regions of Japan?
If so, do you find it relaxing?
One of my dreams is to become a teacher in a rural region in Japan.
>>61381028
If you can't show me your birth certificate I'm going to assume this thread is bullshit.
Have a bad day.
Do Japanese consider themselves westerners? How do Japanese feel towards Europe? How do Japanese feel about their Asian neighbors?
>>61380835
There is a foreign citizen who like Japanese boy! I'm surprised!
you can do it easyly!
>>61380978
Japanese people don't have any bad inpression of Canada. You are good!
If given the chance and no bombs, will Japan still have the desire of imperialism of Meiji's time a reality? And...
Why Japan hates China?
>>61381265
But you don't have any good impressions of us either, right?
>>61381053
I'm sorry, I don't know "vidya".
>>61374708
How small is your apartment?
>>61381334
Video games
"vidya" is 4chan slang for that
>>61381166
>>61381090
I think it to be neither.
I want Japan and Russia be peace each.
>>61374800
>>61375083
good
>This cuck
why are Japanese posters so cuck?
>>61374708
Can I move to your country when Hillary gets elected. I am very racist and pro-White and would love to live in an all white country like Japan.
>>61381484
South Korea is nigger of Asia.
>>61381092
I birth and live very rural area in Japan.
The foreign citizen teachers who work in Japan are so popular there.
I strongly hope you'll work in Japan as a teacher!
>>61374708
Do you like white women?
>>61381549
Go emirate to Switherland then
>>61381552
>t. monkey of asia
>>61377936
What's the attitude towards native Americans? Will I get women if I speak my native language (Mvskoke)?
If I learn Japanese, can I be employed there?
>>61381729
(For what it's worth, my surname is Tiger. Pretty kickass)
>>61381133
All Japanese don't have birth certificate on a daily basis.
I'm a true Japanese.
>>61381591
>cuckrean
You should be grateful to Japanese people, they brought you civilization after you spent hundreds of years sucking Chinese cocks
>>61381591
>lost everything at monkey nation
What S.Korea contribute to the world then?
>>61381142
I think Japanese are ordinary Asian.
almost Japanese love Europe, my dream in the future is living in Europe!
Some Japanese don't like China and Korea, but I like both!
>>61374708
why are japanese so insular and xenophobic? how would you fix this shit?
why would you do this? ive often seen people like you suddenly popping up and trying shit like this here. everytime i see it i wonder why they do.
Why are Jap posters so kawaii?
>>61381273
China is going to take islands told to be a territory of Japan.
I don't care it, haha.
>>61381811
nothing 2bh
>>61381790
>t.slavshit
>>61381320
No!! I like Canadian!
My English teacher of Canadian when I was a elementary school is beauty and kind!
I am greek
ask me something
>>61381368
Ya. 1K room.
wut is 1K?
>>61381379
oh, thank you for teaching!
I like Mario Bros.
>>61381729
Bumping my question, very curious
>>61381962
Can we destroy China together? Because China is claiming the Asean Sea (formerly known as South China Sea) as his all alone using an archaic sea maps. Poor Viets and Phillipines. And even my little surrounding sea is not spared by the greedy China.
>>61381585
Yes, They are beautiful.
But as friend only. I like Japanese face and figure.
>>61381967
I'd rather be a slavshit than an even uglier cuckrean
>>61381875
I think Japanese is not xenophobic.
We all have same yellow skin, same body figure, and same hair color, so we are not familiar with white or black skin, color, tall high height. and we are shy.
We want to be close foreign citizens actually.
>>61382234
haha!
Be calm, be peace.
I hope Asia area be peace.
>>61381987
I'm sorry.
I'm answering many questions now, so I have overlooked your question.
Plz ask me again?
>>61382160
>What Japan contribute to the world then
Drycell
3D printer
Playstation
DVD
blue LED
IPS cell
...etc etc
What Korea contribute to the world?
Plastic surgery?
>>61381877
I'm glad that you think so.
I think so, too!
>>61382113
1room. about 15m^2
>>61382183
I'm sorry.
I have overlooked your question.
I think native americans are great.
If you want to work in Japan,
you can work as a English teacher.
English teachers who cannot speak Japanese are many exist.
Are you still here, Japan-kun?
I'm going to Okayama in August to teach at SHS on the JET Programme.
Do you know anything about Okayama?
do you love japan? :D
>>61382863
Interesting. I'd be able to teach something about my native culture if there's interest in Japan, as well as English.
I'm currently going to college for linguistics. Would they let me teach with basically half a degree?
If I overlooked someone's question, I'm sorry.
I'm busy with replying.
But many people ask me questions, I'm so glad.
>>61374708
Osaka is best city, right???
>>61383023
You just need any undergraduate degree.
>>61382903
Welcome to Japan!
Okayama is quiet in Japan... but there is a big city.
>>61383153
This is useful information, thank you kindly
>>61378431
here if you are not eating mouth closed it's considered disgusting
>>61382949
Yes. I'm happy to birth in Japan.
>>61383226
Google "JET" if you're really interested. They're probably one of the largest hirers. They send you off to a school, and arrange room and board.
>>61374708
I love Japan, I gradueted from my school with a study on 切腹
>>61383062
Sure! there is big city, No.2 or No.3 in Japan.
>>61383348
Wow! You are interesting! haha!
>>61383319
Holy shit this is awesome
I'm not even a weeaboo, I just want off the reservation
>4chanon become English teacher in Japan
pls no
>>61383424
Yeah, it was quite fun when I did it. You can find lots of blogs people write while doing it, and videos online.
>>61383491
What qualifications do you have, personally? Right now I'm trying to get at minimum an associate's in linguistics. I really wanna do this desu
>>61383483
It's only for 1 year, after that I'm going back to Canada to do Master's in Engineering
>>61383424
JET is a good opportunity. The pay is much higher than private companies, they arrange your apartment and contract and everything, your plane ticket is free, and since it's a government program you don't have to worry about being screwed over. There's also a huge support network who will help you with anything you need.
>>61383173
有難うございます
Speaking of which, I have a question.
When do you use 有難うございます vs just 有り難う vs どうも
>>61375305
But i am THE Greek
>>61381790
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korean_influence_on_Japanese_culture
>fucking slavshit
fuck japan
>>61383670
Nah,it doesn't matter.
4chanon's main purpose is NOT teaching English,right?
>>61381811
world first metal movable type
world first camera phone
world first mp3 player
>>61383791
i'm not an ephebophile. I'm also an autismo and can't get a GF that speaks my language. I think it will be very difficult for me to get a Japanese GF who won't even understand me when I say "b-b-back that ass up"
>>61383670
I'm glad to you use Japanese!
but I can't your mean...
you know, ありがとうございます is polite.
just ありがとう is normal. Don't use to higher ranking person.
どうも is used between friends and close relation. This is sloppy way of speaking.
Okay??
>>61383824
> metal movable type
What is this?
>world first camera phone
No.that's Japan.
>the first camera phones (eg J-SH04), as successfully marketed by J-Phone in Japan, used CCD sensors and not CMOS sensors
>world first mp3 player
that's Germany/US.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MP3
I want a Japanese gf pls.
>>61384052
What's wrong with American gf?
You can get a Japanese American girl.
anime
>>61374708
日本のどこにすんでる?ぼくは半分日本人でおさあにすんでた。
>>61384086
that's just another american in a chinky body
>>61384052
>>61384086
American women are all fat dumpy whores that have been defiled by the BBC. I want a pure Japanese wife ;_;
I want to hug a Japanese person to be honest
>>61383963
Ah, ok.
So, for example, if someone gives me a napkin outside the train station, I have to say "ありがとう"?
>>61384115
Where is おさあ?
I birth and live Tohoku area.
there is northen area, thereis cold.
I want American a bishonen bf pls.
;_;
>>61384202
past tense of "born" is "was born", not "birth", japan-kun
>>61384177
It is ありがとうございます.
Shouldn't use ありがとう orどうも to a person who you meet for the first time.
>>61384340
ah, yes. I'm sorry. I'm ashamed now.
>>61384344
even if it's a stranger, who you only see for 1 second, and will never see again?
Wow, Japanese society is much more polite than I thought.
To me, this would be like saying "Thank you very much" if someone hands you a grocery store flyer. Normally people just say "Thanks" and move on.
But ok, thank you for the information. I don't want to seem like a rude american when I'm in Japan
>>61384445
You're welcome!
The thing what I said is polite between Japanese. If foreign citizens say ありがとう or どうも, Japanese don't feel bad.
rather, Japanese may glad to you speak Japanese.
I hope you spend interesting time in Japan!
Pancakes or crêpes?
>>61384726
I prefer crepe.
How do you feel about anime being the most popular thing to have come out of your country?
>>61385169
How do you feel about jewood being the most popular thing to have come out of your country?
Is shintoism still a thing among the youth or primarily something only old people believe in?
>>61374708
Howz ya m8?
>>61385169
I'm proud of anime as Japanese culture.
Actually, there are a lot of people who interested in Japan triggered by Japanese anime.
That is pleasure for Japanese.
>>61385288
almost believer in old people.
Japanese don't feel religion on daily life.
I think Japanese religion is not religion, it is Japanese culture.
>>61385306
Please write in English.
>>61385461
Is it true that Japanese girls want big gaijin cock?
>>61385461
Those are English
I have 2 question
1. Does japaneese study english? I heard a lot of people ask ways or something from japaneese most of them arent answer and walk away (._. )
2. If I go to work at Japan, Japaneese people will hate me or something?
Ps. Thank 4 answer Doge 4 u c:
>>61385552
I don't know haha!
ask Japanese girl
>>61385552
Disgusting.
>>61385560
really? I'm sorry.
but I don't know about English slangs,
what playing card games do you play?
>>61385552
>Ireland
>Gaijin
>>61385575
English taught in schools
>>61378368
>Trusting people on internet
Favourite alcoholic beverage?
>>61385575
1. Japanese study English since elementary school, but Japanese are so shy, and afraid mistake. So you aren't answered. Please think Japanese bad.
2. Japanese don't have the reason that hate you. come on!
>>61385757
I had liked Duel Masters.
>>61385828
I can't drink alcohol because I'm minority.
>>61385837
>>61385575
I was in Tokyo in April and was surprised at the level of English many Japanese had. I was under the impression that they would speak no English at all.
We muddled through with me speaking bad Japanese and them speaking bad English.
>>61385889
I can gather that since you don't know what playing cards even are that you never play.
Maybe they just don't exist in asia.
>>61374708
Next time with or without Italy?
>>61385405
So its dying : /
Sad.
>>61386068
I want to know that you're meaning "card game"
Yu-Gi Oh! or trump?
What is gachimuchi?
And why is it so hard to get Japan bf, because I speak no Nihongo?
>>61386133
I really wanna visit Italy, especially Venice.
>>61386210
Gachimuchi means doing with muscular men.
I hope you get Japanese bf.
>>61386052
exactly, almost Japanese cannot speak English. The way of English education is no good. It must be improved.
>>61386187
trump is an elevated status given to a certain playing card in a game, the playing cards themselves are not called trump cards though you know
>>61386531
My point is, at least they tried. I was expecting people to just get embarrassed.
>>61386416
Other synonym of gachimuchi? I want to make a note. ;*)
Maybe if I know something on kinniku guy thingy, he will likely become my bf.
And thank you so much for the wish~
>>61385933
How old do you need to be in Japan to be considered an adult?
>>61386725
Ah, yes,yes!
Japanese think we must speak English perfectly. So they are hesitate speak.
Japanese should know that English speakers can understand even wrong grammer we speak.
>>61374708
What do you use to translate? Or did you just get taught poor English in school?
>>61386787
I'm sorry, I'm not interested in homosexual manga.
Yaoi, Homo... isn't it?
have you ever been to the observation deck of the sunshine 60 building?
>>61386936
20 inJapan.
>>61387028
Weblio.
exactly I'm not good at English.
But you understand things what I said.
I appriciate you.
I must study English more;)
>>61387053
>...I am a girl... >__<..
is Noriaki Kasai famous in Nihon?
Best japanese university for commerce?
>>61387085
No. The place where I live is far from Tokyo.
>>61387197
Oh I'm sorry! I understand now.
How do japanese people feel about frenchmen?
>>61387214
Ski jumper?
Of course he is famous in Japan,too.
He is great.
You already said you can't drink because you're a minor. Do the Japanese not perform underage drinking? We start at around 14 here.
What is your opinion on traps? Who is your favorite trap artist?
>>61387253
maybe Hitotsubashi Uni. This is strong as social studies.
sometimes I wish I wouldn't wake up from sleeping
>>61387350
cool, fashionable, elegant...
Japanese may don't have minus impression .
>>61387485
that's exactly how i am. japenese people are fashionable too
>>61387403
Actually, minor people drink.
but it is bad thing, so they don't say "I'm minor, but I drink alcohol" honestly.
>>61387431
Damn, its an hour away from Tokyo with train :^(
>>61387420
What is traps? trap artists?
can you draw very well?
if so, please share a sketch
>>61387671
Otoko no ko
>>61387568
Thanks! I'm glad.
>>61387619
it is 2 o'clock at night.
>>61387311
I am ..maybe fujoshi, in a sense. Because I just love Japan muscle men in fundoshi. Brave and macho~ So, are there anymore Japanese term for muscle men related, so I can google it?
>>61387675
I'm sorry.
I'm not good at drawing, haha
do you like anime tiddies?
>>61387698
I see! kawaii is everything okay.
>>61387839
fundoshi! haha! There are no fundoshi having people in Japan. It is too old underwear.
for example, do you know ホモ?
it means homosexual of male in Japan.
Copy and paste this into google window.
>>61387924
what's anime teddies?
a dole of a bear?
観光に対して、日本のどこが良いですか
I will take shower from now.
see you again after 40 minutes.
>>61388199
>do you like anime tiddies?
>what's anime teddies? a dole of a bear?
k-kawaii
do you watch porn?
>>61388307
Were did you learn kanji? Is pretty easy to find free shit for hiragan and katakana but to learn Kanji is more difficult...
>>61374708
why did you come here?
how about 2ch?
>>61388375
Use Anki
>>61387214
yeah ofcourse dude
he is oftn called as"the legend"
>>61388375
I just use a dictionary every time I write something (seriously)
I was learning it before in class, basically we had some to learn each week and kept writing them and were given tests for it, but I haven't had classes for years now for lack of time.
>>61382438
t.criminal slavshit
>>61388915
Whoever edited that missed a part of Portugal.
>>61385837
xD thank you very much.
- I'm bad as you too because I dont speak english often too
- see you someday in Japan.
>>61386052
nah they try to speak that is a good thing dude. they dun speak too often but they speak to you that is ok c:
>>61383540
Oh, sorry, I went to sleep. I just have a bachelor's in linguistics; I think the most important thing was to be amiable, to not be a socially inept loser. The actual job isn't very hard.
Is there anything you don't like about Japan or Japanese people?
>>61388915
>posting meme maps
typical cuckrean
>>61389009
are you white?
>>61383540
I'm an incoming JET as well.
I have a bachelor's in biophysics (which is probably why i got sent to a scientific, academic-prep high school). But it doesn't matter at all what you studied as long as you have a bachelor's.
I don't have any formal teaching experience but I did work at summer camps and the like, so that stuff might be useful. You just gotta portray yourself as confident and friendly, as well as being open to change and able to adapt to unexpected situations.
I'm back.
>>61389164
Just out of curiosity, what's the temperature there? Its about 28 degrees here.
>>61388373
sometimes. I like Japanese girls
>>61387930
Good taste
>>61388463
2ch, I watch it sometimes only.
洋ロリは最高だね
>>61389045
They don't say something honestly because be anxious other.
>>61389045
And Awareness to labor in Japan.
I don't wanna work for the company even expense of myself.
What is seen as more prestigious in Japan between math and physical sciences, social """"""sciences"""""""", and philosophy/litterature ?
Why won't capcom localize this game?
>>61389569
オナニーは一週間何回しますか
>>61374962
Sugoi.
>>61379055
>I like Korean, black people, and so on.
Doubtful this guy is Japanese.
>>61389594
subculture such as otaku, anime?
