/cum/
Plotting Québec edition
Hahah first for me
Hi. How was your day?
:-( https://vine.co/v/5udjvqZeD0g
Quebec would be a poor without the rest of Canada to prop them up.
Feeling like a winner tonight guys haha
True alpha , I might even talk to a girl tomorrow even if it's because she's at her job
>>61365914
Uneventful but I made some tasty brownies
>>61365914
Boring.
Rewatched Varg Vikernes videos, and played stupid amounts of Overwatch
Actual painting by George W Bush
>>61365914
I played a lot of Darkest Dungeon and told my friend I named a character after them, they told me they were flattered it was kinda funny. And I'm glad my friend is texting me, I like talking to them but we live too far away to meet up regularly.
Got a new follower on my tumblr.
Ate some mushroom spinach pizza.
Was a pretty decent day.
>>61365914
Good.
I'm ready for this week
JUST
>>61365969
me on the right
>>61366009
I didn't want to see him cry fuck
>>61365969
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0mS5I-j_Gc
>>61365914
I just learned abou Culiacán so at least I did something somewhat constructive.
>>61365914
Cleaned up a bit, watch BTTF marathon on Space.
just had an orgasm
>>61365914
12 hours of travel so I could do a make-up fathers day with my family
I fucking hate traveling
>>61365984
my most recent followers on tumblr are 4 porn blogs and an italian who only posts motivational posters and hasn't liked a single post of mine so I'm assuming they're a bot as well
last legitimate follower was may 1. rip
>>61365914
spent it playing wrath of the lich king on a free server
>>61366115
What do you post on tumblr?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9guPtNLK98w
wow... crazy how nature do dat
>>61365886
>Plotting Québec edition
Don't even think about it.
You silly bastards
>>61366229
Hello ? what do you mean ?
>>61366115
Send people you follow asks desu, that's how I got my two most recent followers. Up to 4 now from making my blog 5 days ago, only one bot blog.
>>61366184
Not him but Steven Universe, Overwatch, few other video games/cartoons, and just random pretty pictures or funny posts.
post some stuff that'll really make me think
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/06/26/us/brawl-at-california-rally/index.html
I don't sympathize with white nationalists but I think it should be illegal to shut down a rally when the people get a permit legally. I think that should be considered disturbing the peace.
That said, I'm pretty fucking sick of both extreme sides of the political spectrum.
>>61366247
Don't conspire about (invading) Quebec.
You bandits !
>>61366285
>>61366056
[spoiler]Some of them are kinda neat. Not bad, dubya.[/spoiler]
>>61366285
>>61366312
What ? I don't understand LOL !
>>61366009
what happened?
>>61366332
man do you not know what the onion is and only watched like half the video.
>>61366285
>>61366308
How's your sophomore year treating you? I do understand that it's hard to choose a side when you're that young.
>>61366349
messi actually grew a beard and he still looks autistic
>>61366321
Thank you Dairy Farmers of America
>>61366285
>>61366285
>>61366389
I'm a moderate Republican. I've chosen a side.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QcsVpHW7Ao
fuck this one got me haha
>>61366339
Well, Google translate said "Plotting Québec edition" is
"plots against Quebec"
Well, apparently you have several words to say it.
>>61366434
Precious youngster your are. Completely adorable.
>>61366321
it reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fksDF2TsUc
>>61366370
HA
I TRICKED YOU
I was pretending to be retarded.
Bet you feel like an idiot now.
>>61366456
I don't think you really understand what you're talking about. The far left and right aren't the only viewpoint you can have. I'm also pretty sure I'm older than you.
>>61366453
Ok, "plotting" is not "plot" huh? Got it.
Sorry.
W-what that mean then?
>>61366321
me as the MC
Need a sweaty slag to sit her fat arse on my face till I suffocate and die.
>>61366500
it means we're supporting Quebec independence͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ! Nothing to worry about͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ !
nah but forreal i think OP meant that Quebec is plotting something
tfw no weed
>>61365930
Québécois are welfare rats. Their province receives more equalization payments than any other.
ban guns
>>61366541
Ook, is "Plott-ing" = "keikaku-ing"?
>>61366487
You might be older than me. I'm three and just joined and became impressionable on the internet yesterday :) In fact, I'm not sure how I'm posting LOL
>>61366577
That's a big list of flags.
>>61366577
Is Bath remaining an EU welfare queen or are you guys leaving to go inbreed some more?
just came on my stomach
>>61366584
Okay, have a good night.
>>61366572
They also produce more video-games developers than the half of Europe though.
>>61366184
well desu I barely post so I don't expect regular followers, but I dislike the porn blogs following me
I mainly post art, nature and qts I enjoy. I follow edgy traditionalists and soft natsocs. I used to love the site but I got really bored with it over the last year and it's almost a chore to go and see unread posts. I guess I'd rather spend time out in my garden than reading about other people's hatred of the modern world
>>61366581
yeah i guess it would kinda be like 計画する, but not used in the same way
i'm not really an expert though so idk
>>61366572
They are top tier IRL though
>>61366572
And welcomes the (large) majority of Canadian and World's video games industries.
But, yeah, they're just a dead weight for the whole country.
>>61366539
>>61366661
Yes, he explained it well. They don't produce as much as they consume. They need the rest of Canada. Making video games doesn't change those facts.
Québec libre when, /cum/?
>>61366628
>計画する
Wow, I'm not an expert too.
I was j-just joking about the keikaku.Just meant the plan.
>>61366666
my cat is being a cunt to me because I pet another cat before coming home so I have it scent on me
>>61366697
>divided america
fuck off chink
>>61366674
Actually, that "video games" shit is the biggest cultural industry in the world (financially).
Yes, it count.
>>61366697
>North Dakota & Minnesota not part of the UAR
>>61366674
Québec is a prime example of socialist policies. You don't need to be fiscally responsible if someone else can just bail you out. They're arrogant shits too, I hope they leave.
Isnt Ubisoft from Quebec?
Anyone want to go married and let me live with them in yankland?
M or F
>>61366761
They're from France but they have multiple big studios in Quebec
>mfw nobody on pixiv has uploaded anything good for the past several days and I wanna bust a sick nut
>>61366761
From France, at the beginning, but like many other, they moved to Quebec.
ay just kicked my 40 over onto the floor!
>>61366874
40 of what
>>61366874
Sometimes I wonder why bad things happen to good people
>>61366884
40 ounces of Steel Reserve Malt Liqour
>>61366898
o7
>>61366924
Why not based Cobra you fucking assbandit
>>61366916
congratulations!
>>61366805
How many french actually do this, or even visit?
I bet you'd slay crazy qtbecois tail if you could get over/channel your disdain.
>>61366697
>N. Cali part of mexico
What are you doing?
>>61366916
>>61366924
Good man.
>>61366939
Pussy.
>>61366939
we have Hurricane instead of Cobra here, anyways the SR is just as high acbv
>>61366955
>>61366973
I mean, yeah, SR is higher ABV, but it tastes like soggy butthole
>>61366953
>"Cali"
>>61366979
>>61366924
Word I mostly stick with OE
>>61366939
Cobra is for retired burglars
>>61367006
Butthead detected
>>61366990
that is not a lie
>friend invited me to her new apartment to watch the season finale of GoT with her and her boyfriend and friends
>come over to her apartment, she lives with her boyfriend, who's actually a really cool dude and made us dinner
>another couple comes over, as well as a single dude friend of theirs
>watch the episode, the other single friend leaves
>rest of the night is me hanging out with two couples and getting drunk to forget my crippling loneliness
>come back to my empty apartment alone and start shitposting on 4chan
Wew guys. I want and need a gf.
>>61366946
>How many french actually do this, or even visit?
I don't know, how many people move out, but a lot of people, actually have a cousin/ aunt/ relation
in Quebec.
I-I'm not so good in English Tbh and just hum, didn't understood the last part of your phrase.
S-sorry.
(If someone can translate it he's welcome)
>You will enver be quebecer
I feel bad for you desu.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJK2Q0eMfhY
feel bad for you
>>61366979
>>61367005
chile should be posting anime off argentina getting bullied
>>61366990
Cobra is so goddamned entry-level.
>>61366697
Change Dakota to Minnesota, and you've got a deal.
how do I get a 60's gf in 2016?
>>61367048
He said that actual Frenchmen would probably have lots of sexual intercourse with conventionally attractive Québécois women.
>>61367084
fuckin glass bottles. The liqour store around the block has been giving out their 40's in plastic bottles
>>61367138
fuck a mummy
I think the lowest point in my life was chugging 40's of steel reserves in school bathrooms between classes
good times desu
>>61367084
Just drink Vodka and Water.
Most efficient option.
>>61367138
Find Kate Moss.
>>61367144
>fuck a mummy
but I don't want an older lady
![Mobile Suit Gundam F91 [2011 Release].mkv_snapshot_01.08.46_[2015.04.11_00.03.08].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1ge9dQK.jpg "Mobile Suit Gundam F91 [2011 Release].mkv_snapshot_01.08.46_[2015.04.11_00.03.08].jpg")
How do you feel about THICC anime grills?
im baaaaak
>>61367178
Not like you've got many options.
People on /int/ are really tense and defensive right now.
>>61367139
Oh, Thank you.
Well, I don't think so, since they maybe not fuck their cousins, but why not?
>>61367198
hahahahahahahahaha
>>61367185
thicc is great
morbidly obese not so much
>>61367198
Why do you say that?
>>61367185
Completely and totally indifferent.
>>61367191
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>61367205
More so than usual. I think Brexit broke the internet.
>>61367198
who you callin defensive?
>>61367198
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY
>>61367185
not a fan of either of those memes
>>61367172
don't like her desu
>>61367198
kill yourself
>>61367198
FUCK OFF MAN
>>61367239
Betcha get off to skeletons, you weirdo.
>>61366712
My cat scratched me yesterday desu
>>61367243
what the fuck why did i post that image
>>61367219
who the fuck cares about the UK to be desu? We ditched those sad chumps 200 years ago
>>61367198
you noticing isnt really helping me calm down
>>61367264
It was just an observation. Why are you so tense and defensive?
>>61367262
Cause.
>>61367259
What the hell did you do to your wall?
>>61367255
what can I say? I like the spoopy
Night, lovelies.
I think that's spelled right.
Me on the left
https://twitter.com/TyCSports/status/747285467461103617
JUST
so wat did i miss in the /cum/ threads
>>61367323
Me in the middle
>>61367320
Good night, anon. Rest well.
>>61367319
That's kinda hot.
>>61367198
*grabs your neck*
BACK THE FUCK OFF?!?!
>>61367323
Gross.
>>61367340
Thanks.
>>61367144
Now I can drink some fucking swill but nothing is worse than the tail-end of a slow, plastic 40.
>have to keep alcohol in my room as if I don't my literal nigger roommate will steal some if it's in the communal fridge
>forgot to put some beers in the freezer earlier
welp, tepid beer it is
>>61367347
don't be lewd
![[OZC]Mobile Suit Gundam F91 [2011 Release].mkv_snapshot_00.34.13_[2015.04.10_23.55.43].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/siTtBxk.jpg "[OZC]Mobile Suit Gundam F91 [2011 Release].mkv_snapshot_00.34.13_[2015.04.10_23.55.43].jpg")
>>61367211
Good to hear
what does a rimjob feel like?
why is the "america" poster so rude
>>61367429
like someone tonguing your anus
>>61367283
Remodelling work around the house.
>>61367436
idk y do you suck so much? lmao
>>61367419
>miu-mius
KATZEN MUSSEN DIE ANDEREN SEITE DES RHEIN!
>>61367476
S A V A G E
>>61367476
smoked a couple marijuana buds
having a real great time watching some super old Game Grumps, the ones with Jon in it
>gamegrumps
>>61367520
Jon is adorable, you can't deny it
>>61367520
what the fuck?? delete your picture
>>61367541
Looks like Olan Rodgers tbqh
just had sex with a Chinese cartoon girl from the mangamies
>just had sex with a Chinese cartoon girl from the mangamies
>jacking off to some camwhore
>see cut marks from cutting herself
>loose boner
Welp
how has the weather been back home friends? amer
Why is Nicolas Cage considered a good actor by critics? He has no range and he acts the same in every role, like he's a meta parody of himself or something.
>>61367592
my first gf did that. we were 14 and I didn't realize what she was going through until years later.
>>61367631
t. somebody who hasnt seen half of his movies
>>61367631
he's been really good in some movies
My favorite of his roles is Leaving Las Vegas
>jacking off to some boner
>see stretch marks from it getting erect
>boner boner
>>61367612
thats an innocuous fetish
how scantily clad are you right now?
I'm wearing a shirt and briefs,but I'm thinking of going full commando because this humidity is killing me
>>61367620
Hot
>>61367685
literally butt naked, peener hanging out and everything
feels good desu
>>61367685
no shirt or socks. just shorts.
just get rid of that body hair in the summer. it helps out a bit.
I'm nice and smooth.
>>61367708
slightly disgusting. Unless you're very attractive, of course
>>61367728
Fucking slut :3
>>61367612
>ywn experience Mayli's FA vid for the first time ever again
Did you ever have a black friend?
>>61367774
yeah, even had a qt black gf once
>>61367774
Yeah growing up. He ended up dying in a gang shooting. No idea where it went so wrong.
>>61367685
just boxers, like every night
>>61367774
Ive had at least 4
>>61367774
yeah, one of my good friends was black
he was white as fuck though, he worked hard in school and was class president, he was a great guy desu
i also was sorta friends with some guy who got murdered by his mom along with all his family
>windows has been updating for 30 minutes
JUST. FUCK OFF REEEEE WHY
>>61367774
nope
>>61367877
enjoy your new w10 OS, goyim :^)
>>61367774
Yep. Freshman year highschool had a black guy in our friend group.
The other guys in our friend group would relentlessly call him a nigger. He was actually super uncomfortable about it, I was the only one that didn't call him a nigger.
The other 3 guys got chewed out pretty bad, I don't know if he told someone or the teacher just overheard the loud as fuck 14 year old calling a classmate a nigger.
>mfw teacher asks everyone except me and the black dude to step outside classroom
>>61367877
lol
>>61367774
literally all the people i get along with are black and mexican
back from my brief one-day trip to the United States for the first time buds
>>61367909
did anyone say a slur at you? I am so sorry if so.
>>61367631
>how to spot a pleb
>>61367930
No, everyone was generally nice. Except for like 2 people
>>61367774
I went over to this black dudes house in high school a few times cause my other buddy knew him well. We all got high and played DBZ burst limit lol.
>>61367949
Why does every black I know love DBZ?
I really, really, really like this movie, lads.
>>61367974
a lot of minorites tend to like anime for some reason
>>61367774
First friend in Kindergarten was black.
He was a bit odd, though.
>>61367974
black people are the biggest weeaboos. This black dude in my chem class wold wear something that was like this (not exactly but you get the idea, robe went down to his ankles) every day
>>61367774
I had a black friend in high school, he was bro tier
Asked him what he thought of the Mike Brown shooting once, he said "a criminal got shot"
>>61367974
Black people love anime
DBZ is one of those really accessible animes that aired on basic cable
>>61367304
>this fucking thread
it's like penis inspection day all over again
good news, time warner cable gave me my internet back
>>61368165
*turns off your internet again*
>>61368173
you asshole
good night /cum/!
>>61368192
Good night, anon~
what did he mean by this?
Have a good night, lads.
>>61368271
night senpai
https://www.facebook(dawt)com/ekow.fynn/posts/10154297418909281
reeeee i hate this shit
>>61368331
>Unironically replying to animeposters
Kys
>>61368078
Can you please be a bit more respectful towards our traditions?
Thank you.
>>61368353
delete this pls
>>61368260
we've been played like a damn fiddle!
Die anime
>>61368443
No
>>61368476
Yes
>>61368443
anime?
>>61368443
>>61368443
cosign
>>61368528
tangent
>>61368551
fuckin nerd
>>61368476
>>61368512
>>61368519
uh, can you please fuck off you are not welcome here okay?
https://longingfordeath.wordpress.com/category/half-asians-in-the-news/
>>61368629
anime
It's time to smoke some dank marijuanas my dudes
Anime
>>61368519
Let's dance, faggot.
>when you accidentally the thing
god damn normies leaving /cum/ to die
>>61368737
>>61368819
They're watching Game of Thrones and shitposting on /tv/
>>61368824
hehe
Cana-chan you recognize me!
>>61368859
i knew it was u
>>61368859
BABY
A
B
Y
>>61368835
You have to be normie-tier to even normies if you still watch GoT, or you just love Maisie
>>61368819
hello?
is it safe to post vapeman?
>>61368906
its never safe with the janny lurking
>>61365930
That's false we can sell the hydroelectric surplus and tax the foreign boats who wants to go to the Great Lakes
>>61366758
Wat ? Quebec the principal leaders of Quebec were liberal
>>61368870
ur very very smart !!
but let's see how u do in a dubs game !!
>>61368974
wapow !
>>61368980
u call that dubs ?
check mine !! hehe
>>61369024
mrrrggg waha !
>humidity is at 97%
Holy shit, just kill me now.
http://www.wnd.com/2016/06/explosive-new-twist-in-idaho-sex-assault-case/#!
>The Obama-appointed U.S. attorney for Idaho has taken the highly unusual step of intervening in a local criminal case involving an alleged sexual assault by juvenile Muslim migrants and threatened the community and media with federal prosecution if they “spread false information or inflammatory statements about the perpetrators.”
>americucks
>>61369068
>>61369065
>dubs is at 100%
just kill me now
>>61369082
You aren't getting dubs tonight, Mexibro. Just give up.
>>61369082
shut the fuck up
>>61369077
YOU FUCKING DUTCH FUCK FACE
YOU STOLE MY DUBS
YOU FUCKING IDIOOOOOOOOT
Believe it or not, IM NOT HOOOOME
