crisps edition
maisie
Ducks
Doing a wank
next person to post cara is a bender
This post goes out to all the fried chicken lovers
Southern Fried Chicken in Canning Town
E16 that is
Just tried to smoke weed again, ive done it 3 times and everytime I do i feel horrible afterwards.
Can some people just not get high?
reposted desu
What's it like to feel a girl's bum lads?
how u smokin tonight /brit/
>>61363266
Anime
Next person to quote someone is actually a bender
>>61363282
Dunno.
A guy's bum is lovely though
>>61363280
you're doing something wrong
>>61363282
salty shadow ministers
>>61363283
doing funky beers not because i want to but because thats all that is left
>>61363280
im in the same boat
its not for everyone lad
hello it is me
le game of thrones
>>61363247
qausimodo.jpg
Imagine placing a whole packet of malteasers up your bum haha
>>61363288
>>61363293
Wahey
>>61363296
toot
>>61363323
>>61363324
weway
>>61363288
>>61363293
oh my
>>61363325
you post it
>>61363333
OOHH MY
why don't french people ever give me any (you)s
it's my birthday ;~;
ayup
Don't reply to him Mr toot
>vlc can't open the network stream
roo
>>61363408
post belly
>>61363413
he's playing epic music over a serious scene and it's making it rather funny
>>61363388
hey bb
happy birthday
>>61363408
whats it like then, fella?
>>61363301
what are funky beers? i am confus
>>61363388
DUDE WEED
>>61363430
can you give me the link again maybe my url wasn't right
You ever been on a date where they were "what's your favourite movie" and then you were like "I like movies about murderers" and then just sat there in silence staring right through them?
makes u think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vv_u00Yk6w
choon
>>61363439
beerwanker stuff, special lagers
>>61363444
try this one instead
http://45.32.3.57:9720/on3
Next person to post something about anything is actually a mod
>>61363465
brilliant ty xoxox
What's a good name for a human being of ambiguous ethnicity
>>61363465
>posting virii
>>61363465
bacterium
>>61363452
>teacake
>muffin
>>61363479
he keeps making steam chat noises over the music
>>61363470
overused gimmick if i'm being honest
>>61363452
C O B
O
B
>>61363485
there's a seinfeld episode about this
>>61363278
underrated post
>>61363503
BAP
A
P
>>61363485
Kev
oh dare oh dare
>>61363516
Yank
>>61363485
mystery meat
>>61363452
why are the highlands not coloured? Everyone calls it a roll.
accidently left the oven on from cooking tea earlier lads this is it im bankrupt
I jumped the queue at Asda today. Lots of people shouted "GET BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM". Very upsetting
Whats a good name for a duck that Libes in a pond
So, what are we going to do with the 3 million EU citizens in the UK?
>>61363527
YEAH SAFE INNIT
>>61363538
Not part of Britain any more
status update: still do not have my crisps
I like salt & vinegar crisps desu lads
>>61363435
thank u :3
>>61363545
Asda
More like
Chavs r us
>>61363465
My anti virus didnt stop this download wtf
>>61363550
Sephiroth
>>61363575
they don't like you
thread official soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZ-27rdwJPs
>>61363555
Batter em 1 by 1 til they go back. Was unironically thinking of buying some spray paint and doing some racist graffiti on the 'polish centre' place up town but I'm scared of getting nicked
memes aside I'm actually into cuckolding, but white guys don't do it for me. It has to be a black guy. I guess I just feel like he's the superior man and it really gets me off seeing how much my girlfriend enjoys it
ah yes green explosions again
game of thrones tonight holy shit lads
>>61363603
why not?
>top of 15 today
fucks sake lads bring on spring already cannot be doing with this
night lads :)
>>61363629
night m8
cersei is a right saucy bird
>>61363615
>>61363619
wew
>>61363629
night bb x
>>61363615
Stop chucking avocados at the wall mate
>>61363624
But autumn comes next silly
>>61363606
Very good lad, better choon though
https://youtu.be/Ie1eRQP7hXk
>>61363651
it's winter right now in relevant countries m8
Seeing lots of lefty media reporting on "post brexit racist attacks"
Thoughts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8zOQq2N3xA
me and the lads
>>61363674
FONT
Was in waitrose today and there was this really posh lady going "yoohoo. Gideon, be a dear a fetch us some cherry tomatoes"
>>61363674
racist attacks, on white poles?
>>61363674
Racist to European?
>>61363661
gun fingers
wew lad
zombie rape very nice
all yanks are disgusting animals
Poo lad
>>61363693
>>61363697
Their words, not mine
But also reporting about Muslims/pakis being told to go home, pack your bags etc.
>>61363718
wew@u2
>>61363282
It's nice, like a firm bag of sand that makes a pleasing sound when you smack it
Someone's setting off fireworks down the street, this isn't a redneck area and July 4th is more than a week away... any ideas?
My area is also predominantly rich, old, easily excited white people so they're liable to get the cops called on them
Idiots
>>61363721
BIG
:(
Laughing at got holy fuck tommen
>>61363725
*pulls my ears and puffs my cheeks out* oooooh oooh aaah aah oo oo oo oo ahh aHOOOO ooo oo oooOooo Ooooo
>>61363756
oh dear oh dear oh dear
pretty sure i saw that as a spoiler weeks ago
dunno how they found that one out
>>61363556
INCREDIBLY UNDERRATED POST
respect lad
>>61363725
Don't insult ducks like that
>>61363756
fix your face before i fix it for you.
>>61363614
Confirmed for not understanding cuckholdry. Cuckholdry isn't about relinquishing control to another man, it is about allowing him, it is about giving him permission. The reason why this man is black in the popular american mentally ill fantasy of cuckholdry is because of the deep-seated racism allows the practioners to truly feel the bull is an inferior male. Of course, this inferior male is imagined as being gifted with virility and an animal lust, so he is in a sense "superior", but he is conceived (and often is) as inferior in social statusto the cuckhold. There is that way no risk for the bull to steal the cuck's woman, since he doesn't have the qualities of a good long term provider. The cuck is showing his superiority as a male by letting him fuck his wife, he is giving him a glimpse of the sexual resource at his disposal whenever he wants, he gets to be in control while his wife is screaming from multiples BBC induced orgasms because he knows, he knows he is the better man.
haven't watched GOT since ep 2 of this season desu it got kinda boring
oven crisps are fucking wank
just pissed into a pint glass and poured it out my window
Hmm...
22% battery lads
g2g sleep lol
Inabitski yo
>>61363773
big up my chuckle bredren massive
>>61363818
@18% desu
think I might actually be autistic lol is there some sort of test I can do
sayonara.... chumps..... *ziplines out of /brit/ carrying with me the precious Wank Emblem of Kent *
>>61363818
night
loony bint
>>61363835
yeah
*links you self reporting test that you can click the answers which you think will make the outcome showing you as autistic so you can say you are autistic*
my gf wants to try anal
How do I do it?
>>61363837
Oh yes a definite true story.
just want to sniff an asian girl's bum 2bh
>>61363835
you contact a doctor who specializes in diagnostic assessments for autism, specifically some specialize or offer the service of adult diagnostic assessments
>>61363880
you need to build up a tolerance through use of different sized dildos
don't forget to use lube and do an enema
godspeed
Driving around with the lads in a van haha
>>61363880
poo in loo, dee in bee, pee in bee. poo on doo
Just posting the claims I'm on about dunno if they're true
>>61363880
you need to mould her bumhole to fit a penis
use your tongue to massage it open, a bit like playdough
you can use honey so it doesnt taste like poo
good luck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSjf1_zRUr0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fujZ7uy6JU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-y0Gp9gqSY
fucken epic mannn xddddd
>>61363932
dont care
>>61363945
imagining the Tesco speakers broadcasting this over the supermarket
>>61363945
Why are you deliberately posting stories with almost no proof?
>>61363890
This one is definitely true as there is a picture
>>61363932
>carlos
>in bucks
Get out my county you wop
>>61363974
See what I wrote here: >>61363932 >>61363674
>>61363734
no idea why people still don't understand the white race should rule over all
>>61363288
>>61363293
two bent cunts in the same room syncing their posts detected
>>61363975
Are you part of the recently fired EU propaganda machine?
What are some essential British slang?
>>61363975
>4 people
Ahh yes
Also the National Front are neo-nazis have always wanted repatriation of immigrants regardless of brexit
#justiceforshireen
>>61364007
>>61363974
Why are you so bummy? Im posting the pictures I was on about
Don't like them? Don't open them you thin skinned daft twats
>>61363809
Do you have more for other words?
>>61364014
hHAHAHAHhahahah
>>61364032
Ok Jean Claude, I apologise and won't bother you any more.
>>61364008
Div
Mank
Spacker
Mong
Bint
Mint
>>61364060
v. rude
The jews are instilling dissent again lads :^/
Time to leave the UK
>>61364094
Can't wait for Englishman to be free of the grasp of the Scotsman.
Just had right-wing death squads nail my family to the wall of our barn :^/
>>61364097
>Heaven Crawley
>tfw no aegon and jon con
>>61364062
why be insulted by what a fucking homeless man thinks fucking hell hahahaha
>>61364107
howling tbph
post yfw article 50 is never actually triggered and we don't leave the EU
Leavers just stole my Maroon 5 CD. Very worrisome!
>>61363880
slowly
ease her into it
despite what you see in porn, anal is definitely not a "let's randomly try this" thing unless you want her to hate it and never do it again
>>61363905
first try going from eating her out to eating her ass (note - all this involves is tongue pressure, don't stick your tongue way in there and try to eat da poo poo) which she may think is strange if she's never had it done but she will like it, trust me they all do
then you can just get her used to fingers in there while you ride her, then when she starts to like the naughtiness of that you can work in another finger sometimes, a little more and more anal play until she feels ready
if you do it right, she'll like anal + fingering herself better than vaginal sex... probably won't be in the mood for it every day, still, but when she is - oh boy
source: my ex, SO worth
don't make the mistake of randomly going for it one day and turning her off of the concept completely (which it will)
also throughout all of this lubrication is key, the butthole is not a self-lubricating hole and don't forget it
you can get away with saliva but optimally you should use lube even just to put fingers in there
in a pinch you can go from vaginal to anal without lube, but she has to be so turned on that the juices are flowing enough to make your dick go in like it's covered in KY
when in doubt, more lube - when not in doubt, still more than you originally think you'll need
Feeling a bit left out that I haven't got to take part in any of these racist banterings. Next time I walk past those cunts in the street speaking slav speak I'm going to pipe up desu
Can't be arsed to post the rest
There's 100+ pictures on here https://imgur.com/a/tTe5d
Was minding my own business and some Remain supporter came up to me and started calling me a "filthy whitey" and "close-minded scaremongerer"
The amount of bigotry I've faced from Remainians post-Brexit is absolutely DISGUSTING
4 black-clad lads just pulled up next to me, shot me and my family with automatic rifles, spit on my dead grandmother, play soccer with Baby Tuckoo (he was the ball) and raise a pirate flag on their van before driving away singing sea songs. #REFviolence
>>61364148
Now that the UK is under the grip of literal nazis you can do what you want lad.
Guest on Jezza K show just brought up a gambling addiction and he IMMEDIATELY changed the subject
>>61363287
Watamote
Haha fuck me a fire really has been started that's gonna be hard to put out
My cat is Siamese and he was thrown up a tree by a bunch of right wing bastards
There's an old white man on his horse whispering to his blunderbuss rifle waiting for me to leave my house. #veryworried #refviolence
>>61364145
informative post but anal seems degenerate
cucking my best mate
A leaver has just taken a wrecking ball to our Government housing and is yelling "Death to poo-skins" :^/ #refviolence
>>61364097
>my sister was nicknamed isis
that's fucking funny though
Give me a bbw asian to wank to
>>61364231
sex is all about degeneracy, unless you're a mormon who does it solely in missionary for the purpose of procreation
>>61364224
You joke, but I have friends that have been shouted at in the street for being "foreigners" even though they and their parents are from the UK.
MAISIE
what a shit way to do frey pie
>>61364265
>pancake nipples
ruined
>>61364235
>his wife calls you to come over
>you go shag his wife
>meanwhile he was on his way to your house to shag yours
ah yes..the american way....very impressive...
>>61364265
wow beautiful body and very feminine face
As we all know lads anything said on twitter is true.
>>61364262
if people reported each time they were harassed by roadmen because they aren't roadmen themselves you'd have thousands of tweets a day
fuck off
Bored af lads
Wat do?
>>61364277
So, foreigners? What
>>61364277
So they weren't white then?
Just got back from being tar-and-feathered in the town square by leavers, they put me backwards on a donkey and stapled a bucket to my head before slapping the donkey away to uproarious laughter. #refviolence
>>61364307
Sentences, let's try to use them.
Not to be racist or anything, but Asian poeple..
sup lads i combined my two favourite things; vaporwave and cara
>>61364303
About telling me to fuck off you jumped up frog faggot it's 3 in the morning I'll post what I want in MY general
We voted OUT now fuck off home #REFviolence
rejected
>>61364314
Correct.
>>61364335
the chon is basically under NATO agreements
you have no power here
among my fondest memories are of being racist to english people whenever i meet them on holliers
Saw a woman being burned at the stake for the crime of being French, typical Englishmen. #EUviolence
Now that we've left the EU, how long 'til we can start turfing pakis out?
>>61364235
I cucked a guy once but in the end the girl cut things off with me and went back to faithfulness to him and that just hurt my feels tbqh, I'd started growing fond of her
I'll have a chance to start cucking him again in august but I don't think I have the heart to
cucking betas isn't all it's cracked up to be ;__;
>>61364331
good post
Neighbours were just lynched for having distant Romanian blood in them lads :^\
>leave Boris to me
>>61364364
funny how when you guys came over here you were even lower on the socioeconomic scale than niggers
even niggers hated you because you took their factory jobs in the north
>>61364277
you encounter pieces of shit every day m8, we once got chased down by like 12 guys with cricket bats for having done nothing more than walk past their house.
>>61364391
haha the lads
>>61364391
>Having done nothing
Don't believe you bruce
>>61364391
Ah yes, exactly the same.
ah yes its a 'stay up all night talking my brother down a meth and mdma bender' episode
i'm the three eyed raven now
>>61364386
no it just reflects how extremely racist american society is
>>61364420
youre like ten minutes behind
>>61364391
i'm literally never putting my foot on australian soil
since i doubt you're civilised enough for my favorite war implement to work
Because there is a paki couple near me. Just wondering when it will be appropriate to tell them they have to leave?
>>61364429
watch it on a stream desu
>>61364423
Historically nobody liked the Irish
>>61364364
My favourite is Irish people getting abused because foreigners think they're English and then them getting doubly annoyed haha bent twats
>>61364423
>implying it was just americans
laughing at the moment
>>61364386
At least they aren't pussies though
oh ffs
>>61364462
weeeew
>>61364439
Article 50 hasn't been triggered yet lad not for a while
>>61364461
They're in the EU ha ha
>>61364461
>not looking for free shit
That's why they're in the EU init
>>61364439
Banter innit
might introduce my mates to e-card
instead of drilling out our eardrums we'll just bet drinks haha
>>61364409
It is though - that's what you fucking idiots don't understand. It's perfectly fine to say that when a Muslim teen knifes 14 commuters that he's just a troubled youth, but when some white chav cunt throws a passing insult he's suddenly a representative to the Queen of England and a testament to the growing racism by whites. It's misdirected anger.
fuck off
>>61364456
my favourite is actually how much warmer people are when they find out you aren't english
police are nicer too
oiling an old mauser
waiting for article 14 88 to trigger
>>61364482
>>61364480
we're in the eu too
>>61364471
If that's the promise from the books then I'm a bit annoyed really
>>61364461
>not looking for free shit
howling
ireland is literally being baby fed by the eu and you up until now
ah yes it's a 'ill just replace doing drugs with gambling bro i need a vice and it's so much better than doing drugs' episode
*looks at the TV guide for the episodes coming up this week*
*puts it down and pinches nose*
>>61364511
Ireland has never been able to independently support itself.
>>61364514
>>61364410
not sure I like this show tbf
>>61364489
You definitely know what you're talking about.
>>61364409
no, you're right. i'd much rather be told to fuck off by a slim minority of vocal dickheads.
i'm not defending them at all. what i'm saying is that you will always encounter vocal retards. you don't go up to foreigners or people who look foreign and thank them for being here. the only people who are going to comment on it are those opposed to it. to make a foreigner feel accepted, you treat them like you would anyone else - meanwhile, that sort of tirade is obviously selective. those people who do that shit are not reflective of the entire country, let alone even an actual majority of the country.
>>61364501
Yeah the average Spanish policeman can tell the difference between an Irish and English accent can't they pmsl delusional potato twat
norfff
>>61364524
*looks at you from inside the TV*
*stares directly at you as if to say 'it wasn't supposed to be like this'*
>>61364535
yes
>>61364527
he's right though in europe minorities can't be racist despite insults such as chalkface and other less translatable words being very real
>>61364552
Aren't normal frogs that rude though?
>>61364527
You've yet to prove me wrong you weak little runt - grow up in a shit-tier neighbourhood with maori and aboriginal populations and tell me white racism supersedes generic street crime insofar as motives and reasons
>>61364551
>get divorced
>the papers haven't come through yet
>still married
Ahh yes
