just popped a boner haha
who wants to wank my willy??
korean pop
Where can I buy Trump steaks in the UK?
>>61352800
nth for /bitworriedabouttheeu/ lads
we made the right choice didnt we?
>>61352818
Newcastle Brown Ale
>>61352800
FOB
willy smells like skips
who /Bregret/ here?
>ah yes i'll license some steaks and brand them with my name
>i'm a successful businessman
>>61352855
they're shit, don't
https://inews.co.uk/opinion/comment/will-wake-vote-leave/
Nick Clegg was spot on
>>61352884
Fuck off shill
>POONGARY
Belgium avaging Hungy
The lads on pol are going to buy British products to help our economy lads.
Us British need to buy British too though.
Just discovered that to be continued, quite funny actually
>>61352884
probably not but my existence is miserable anyway. idgaf
>>61352899
>thinking you know anything about smelly body parts
lad...you can't even imagine...
>>61352922
fuck off paki
>>61352666
Tell me what muslims as a demographic have to offer the US. Tell me what uneducated spics as a demographic have to offer the US. Tell me why we shouldn't bomb the shit out of ISIS. Tell me why we shouldn't be supporting the thin blue line rather than demonising and undermining them at every opportunity.
Seriously, if you don't respect the white man's desire to live in a civilised society where the rule of law is upheld why don't you fuck off back to Islamabad and spend your day with your willy up a billy goat's arse?
>>61352715
Would love the French to do this. Then instead of several hundred stinking muzzies shitting up Calais you would have half of north Africa rampaging through France to get there
LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL
LETS GO FUCKIN MENTAL
NA NAA NA NA
NA NAA NA NA
Fuckin Fellani
>>61352899
I went down on some mingin bird in Ibiza and her minge smelt of quavers
>>61352906
t. trump steak connoisseur
>no maisie
abandon thread
might put a roll cage in my 1.2 corsa
thoughts?
>>61352922
That's fucking eerie
Is Nick Clegg psychic?
>>61352998
>>61352968
>>61352968
>>61352968
>going to spend the next 5 days in a dull grey office staring at a computer screen for 8 hours a day
Ah excellent.
>>61353016
shit cunt wanker
Binnie a qt
>>61353042
what's your job lad?
>>61352983
>Eating the puss
would like to try this but attempting it on a turk wouldn't be a great idea
>>61352905
>>61352957
>>61352998
>>61353039
>>61353064
GO BACK WE VOTED LEAVE
>>61352951
Yes you're a JF. The answers should be scollop as the cheapest thing at the chippy and fillet pronounced fill-it right??
>>61353042
9 hours for me, at least I get paid next week
>>61353042
Take up smoking
fucking hell we need to stop this madness and just stay in the EU
things are fucked atm and we haven't even left
>>61353065
need a turk gf
Belgium have found their form, and the remaining countries are now terrified
>Seriously, if you don't respect the white man's desire to live in a civilised society where the rule of law is upheld why don't you fuck off back to Islamabad and spend your day with your willy up a billy goat's arse?
>>61353070
wind your neck in lad
>>61352947
I'll be boycotting all British products and businesses from now on
>>61353110
Fuck off and join it yourself then you big bender.
>>61353073
>scollop
maybe for you southern poofters
>>61352947
oh wow, 10 people max are going to save the UK economy by buying British, lucky us
fucking mong
>>61353016
Safety first
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy. I found tonight that it is more successful to progressively humm it louder as you perform the ritual.
ARE TOM
>>61353112
no, you really don't
>>61353178
why not?
anyone here know of mongy tom?
does anyone here have a wife/kids
>>61353042
same except its on the phone and computer trying to fix retard normies computer issues.
>>61353064
porn video rater
anyone hear that noise?
>>61352889
bit ray cyst
DEUS VULT
>>61353159
this comes across slightly reddit
What will you do when the nation state is eventually abolished?
>>61352818
Got any more bins yet?
>>61353150
I'm from the midlands
>>61353262
Rejoice
>>61353217
the smell, the moustache, the looks, the general wear and tear that occurs after spending years in 40+ degrees temperatures
>>61353262
Become the free, travelling globalist proffessional I yearn to be
does brexit disprove /pol/'s jew conspiracy ?
>>61353300
you're a southerner then
>>61353042
Same
>>61353086
Also this
>>61353100
Not a bad idea
>>61353226
SAME LAD
IT'S PAINFUL
eternal banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miMP5SQ_JQA
>>61353321
do turks smell like indians?
>>61353329
racism is wrong tbf
need a small willy bf
Never buy an early access game lads.
Doing a read
>>61353329
reckon we're just along for the ride and we got duped
>>61353235
You a chink in brit and watchin one in abit?
>>61353329
No, but it does show they aren't as all powerful as they fear.
>>61353360
do indians smell like stale sweat and urine?
>>61353419
That plus curry and poo
Very strange edition.
>>61353419
some indians have this subtle smell of some kind of spice mixed with sweat
Cameron agrees to a referendum to shut down the tory euroskeptics and halt the advance of UKIP
Gove and Johnson don't really want to leave but jump on the Leave side as a power play to damage Cameron
They don't expect to win. They don't want to win. They want a narrow win for remain which would be enough to undermine Cameron and be the basis of a leadership challenge. Boris can force him out and carry on with a growing economy, still in the EU.
Instead they did win, they have no plan, the economy is going into meltdown again, Cameron's fucked off and left a big steaming turd for Boris to deal with. Instead of the cosy job he wanted, presiding over a slowly growing economy (in the EU) he's now taking over a job that is incredibly difficult with many huge potential pitfalls.
Boris and whoever replaces Gideon will be announcing tax rises and more cuts as the economy goes into an unnecessary recession, as they spend years just figuring out how much work is involved in leaving the EU. This will destroy their own careers. We will probably not leave in the end because public opinion will quickly shift as soon as GDP starts sliding and they realise nobody actually knows how to extract us.
Boris will get his wish but was it really worth the hassle? He might resign in disgrace in under a year if the economy really does fuck up badly.
>>61353400
cannot comprehend this post
maisie
>>61353387
I dont play games on a pc lad, that's meant for work
You fucking mad?
just see how it goes
Currently driving through Runtcorn
big dave still thought remain was winning at 10pm when he went to bed
he literally woke up to this
just copped some margielas
stay poor plebs
>>61353483
Yes, lets *starts licking your ear and rubbing your tummy*
>>61353471
Your going to watch a porn video rater, no?
>>61353444
>>61353465
well, I guess it is similar then although you'd have to sub the curry/spice smell for kebab
got a big willy
Nothing is so healing as the human touch.
BREAKING NEWS
>Labour leader @JeremyCorbyn has announced that he will not resign following shadow cabinet resignations
So are we a nationalist country now?
Can I expect to see more flags out?
Have the winds changed? I've found myself being only able to talk about Nigel farage at work since brexit.
>>61353520
margiela loafers but i know he's a poser
cold out, sun is out though
>>61353546
>#Labour leader Jeremy #Corbyn says he will not resign and will not "betray the trust" of those who elected him
Oh my god what a monumentally arrogant twatsack
>>61353546
>trying to oust a dictator
In another life they would be hanging from lampposts. Hail Colonel Corbyn
>>61353541
I've got a medium one that probs counts as big here
>>61353562
abaat spin me outta my margielas
like i can't just buy another pair
>>61353532
ohhhh i get it lad
funny but racist
>>61353546
What a fucking retard, it's like he enjoys destroying his party. He'd rather it goes down in flames than give up to someone electable.
>>61353541
7 inches
can I get some food
He's got a point
>>61353470
I really fucking hope we don't leave
why did cameron have to resign
boris is a fucking melt, he can't run a bath let alone a country
>>61353342
B-but they all call me a poortherner, pls I identify more with the north
>>61353470
>im uncut
>>61353635
then you're a gay southerner
>>61353635
>>61353660
the midlands if the north, fuck off.
>>61353391
Of what?
>>61353627
don't care
id fight for corbyn as well as farage desu, both very principled lads
>>61353546
We all knew it deep down
>>61353125
Good post
ahhh brit has gone back to the slow comfy thread i know and love
>>61353682
anything south of york is southern
talk to ya again
reckon old georgey has been back out on it this weekend lads?
>>61353594
>>61353620
Blairites
looking forward to an anti-immigration labour in 2020
would be funny to see how that works
>Convince an American why Brexit was the right thing and why Islam is a cancer
>He outright admits that I had him convinced but then I said Sihks aren't British and that was racist so now my argument doesn't matter
Ah, the left.
>>61353620
Communists don't resign. They preach equality and then once they're at the top of the food chain they look down at the ents who got them there and they STAMP AND STAMP AND STAMP.
Comrade Corbyn has purged his party of enemies by sacrificing one as a warning to the others.
He will never leave office. 50 years from now, his corpse will remain Eternal Leader
>>61353720
haha yeah me too
...
BREXIT!
did i scare you
thierry henry is a great lad tbf
>>61353633
Tell me a possible scenario where we don't leave? It's literally impossible not to now. There won't be a second referendum and ignoring the vote would mean violence
>tfw fully caught up with Peaky Blinders
>>61353759
sihks are brotier
>>61353774
Blairite
>>61353541
Let us see it
>>61353470
It's a bit early to say anything I say
>>61353806
They're still not British, good lads though they are.
>>61353546
Yet again, an example that attempting to integrate direct democracy with established institutions of government such as treaty organisations and parliamentary parties is fraught.
>>61353743
he's stepping down tomorrow
>>61353733
leeds?
>>61353757
NSDAP with biscuits
>>61353733
anything north of the watford gap is the north, fuck off
I know the Queen will never come out with her real opinion but do you think we'll ever find out anyway? like after she dies?
>>61353293
folder is growing
>>61353159
classic king
my willy is quite small lads hahahahaha
;__;
What is a brit?
What is a scot?
>>61353157
>10 people are going to crash the EU by voting UKIP
>>61353806
niceme.me
>we spend years struggling to get the economy moving again
>back to square one because of personal power struggles in the tory party
>now have no PM and no opposition
>>61353857
didnt she ask dinner guests to give 3 good reasons for remaining? i spose once she dies and charles abdicates we'll find out in his autobiography
>>61353847
boro
Was he a plant by the ukip party to sabotage the labor party?
>>61353733
>>61353853
s-stop lads you're giving me an identity crisis
>>61353852
actually lol'd
Need Chinese gf
>>61353857
possibly
she let everyone know that she hates the chinese so she might """""""accidentally""""""" slag off boris
>>61353876
>letting a turk have a bigger willy than you
>a bloody turk
lad...
>>61353688
If corbyn was principled he would have backed leave, we all know he wanted to
>>61353759
Well there are some things that are just completely no-go for people.
Imagine getting along well with a lad on, say, economic issues and then he tells you he is an intersectional feminist
You'd be upset
>inb4 feminists are stupid meme
update: still no gf
>>61353962
have a hamburger and shut the fuck up, fatty
>>61353950
Are Turks known for having small cocks?
I've heard many things about Turks but that isn't one of them.
>>61353857
I guess historical interest will outweigh constitutional convention at some point. Some of her private epistolaries are probably already dead and their relatives are wondering what to do with all these letters where her maj calls Churchill a cunt
>>61353962
what's your strategy?
>>61353800
tomorrow when the markets open the UK economy will tank due to the fuck up in parliament
hopefully that will convince parliament what a fucking stupid idea it was
>>61353954
I know 2 lads who are pro-abortion and pro-fag marriage and all that bollocks. Still mates with them.
ive just smashed a great hunk of dry splintery wood into my face and rubbed it up and down
>>61353846
not true; he's giving a speech tomorrow
Can't believe our government is STILL ducking the issue.
>People were misinformed
>project fear
>We need good leadership
It's done, it's over.
Get the fucking ball rolling already.
>>61353627
The campaign is over, will these idiots ever stop with this non-sense? Or will they be in this mod until they get a second referendum?
>>61354020
do nothing
>JFs replying to the JF
get out, we voted leave
>>61353860
Good lad, got a nice amount of bins saved up myself
>>61354046
yeah, resignation speech
>>61354047
its a weekend you twat
>>61354031
Rorke
Why doesn't queen just admit she's pro brexit? We're leaving now she's on the right side of history.
It would instantly shut up the whiny leftitsts which I'm sure she hates.
>>61354083
I'll leave when article 50 gets triggered
children of men style uprising when??
>>61354023
eat shit you spineless worm
>>61354012
well, I just sort of assumed so...never heard it stated explicitly though....
really makes you think
absolute state of these pakis on BBC news lmao
requesting that picture of Dodgy Dave slapping Sam Cam on the arse
turkey needs to vacate the thread
turkey wants to JOIN the eu
only eu haters allowed itt
it's clear that not even the Vote Leave leaders know what to fucking do now that they've won, they never expected it and neither did anyone else
this whole situation is fucked. We need to forget about it - I just pray to christ that we don't invoke article 50
>>61354031
Well you meet someone who didn't wanted his opinion challenged. I'd also imagine that if he believed in civic citizenship, you had completely opposed world views, with almost no common grounds on the matter.
>>61354098
What do you call a girl that shares all of my views, out of curiosity?
>fly flies into the side of my head
>it then lands on my pillow
>backhand it so it slams against the bedroom wall
>it's now dead on my desk
i didn't mean to hurt it :(
>>61354153
fuck off and die
Who else comfy?
Should I watch GOT or the Copa America FINAL?
Here is a really interesting mock post Brexit negotiation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRKOr_RhdyA
>>61354078
me on the bottom right
>>61354149
can you shut the fuck up you fat whiny pozz cunt
>>61354129
Spoiler: It's not a Turkish thing it's just you with the little pecker
>>61354128
easy for you to say you fucking melt, this literally will not affect you
>>61354023
Pretty sure MPs want to keep their jobs and not be murdered so they won't go against the public.
>>61354169
a normal woman
>>61354153
Fuck off retard.
>>61354153
There will be no answer
Chrisfags: 0
Patriots: 9000
>>61352893
IS DOGSHIT
>>61354182
looks like you're about to be sexually abused
>>61354162
He had a chink wife. That was his problem.
>>61354084
i'm really starting to get into OMG 2bh
Anyone else have trouble with the store front captcha?
Swear down, i fuck up like 80% of the time
>>61354182
that room does not look comfy
>>61354084
DISGUSTING GOOK KYS
>>61354081
good lad
>>61354223
>>61354186
GOT a shit
>>61354179
>>61354203
I voted leave you fucking cunts and I realise what a fuck up it is, just wait until tomorrow when shit gets royally fucked
>>61354199
they should go against the public. Let's be honest, they'd only be going against 51.9% of it, hardly a massive majority
I get mo' ass than a toilet seat
>>61354223
>Swear down
ah yes forgot got was on tonight
>>61354182
Looks like my old rape room lol
>>61354238
I declutered it. Only thing in there now is bed and little set of drawers to put alarm clock on.
Why did the UK leave again? What motivated the Leave campaign? Was the EU mandating some degree of arab immigration? Is leaving going to stop that?
Sorry I know nothing about this.
>>61354196
obligatory waheyy
>"Yeah well a couple of your ancestors colonised some countries 100 years ago so that means you can NEVER have immigration controls or complain about the effects of immigration you bigot"
sleepy but don't want to sleep yet
>>61354197
We're EU candidate...We receive a lot of EU money (relative to our size). If we join the EU I can find easy work to Europe without visa and travel without hassle.
But I recognize it for the shitshow that it is, how the fuck can you be so blinded by shorterm financial turmoil? The EU is losing out on this deal, not the UK. It's only been two days. Grow a fucking spine and take your country back
>>61354083
i fail with the sign ones sometimes
sometimes there's a little bit of the sign sticking in to another box and i'm not sure if they count it or not
>>61354309
The EU is bad because the EU is bad
That was basically the gist, every claim they made was a total lie
>>61354287
yeah let's piss off 52% of the population when the current government only got 37% of the vote in the last election that'd be great wouldn't it
>>61354263
You should flush it, then.
>>61354216
He took it personally then.
Tbh if I had a discussion with someone and he just said "but bruh Muzzies are not French lmao" I think I would say "But that's racist man"
>>61354182
Looks like a prison room
Why is Blairite an insult? It's the only kind of lefty the British public wanted to elect.
Would Labour members rather be ideologically pure and operate out the back of a pub for the rest of eternity?
>>61352893
Newcastle Brown Skin
>>61354336
Well, was there an immigration concern, and is it resolved through this? That's kind of the narrative I'm seeing in the media, that the UK voted to leave to stop muslim immigration.
Is there anything comfier than the sound of a purring cat?
>>61354365
Yes
Just bought a dirt bike lads
Going to go ride it on some dark, country roads
>Bread goes stale, gets hard
>Biscuit goes stale, goes soft
explain
>>61354364
You sound like a faggot.
>>61354365
yes it's call the nirvana fallacy
t. fedora
>>61354401
We had a veto on refugees and weren't in schengen.
Over the next 2 years after the split is made official EU migrants can still come here and numbers will soar as they rush to get in before the door closes
>>61354309
Why do North American mongs always think Pakis are Arabs
need a cheapo mouse mine is dying
>>61352947
already planning on picking up a few cadburys at the store m8
>>61354365
>Blair
>Lefty
looooooooool
>>61354309
in short
half the population are gullible / stupid / racist twats
>Went to Scotland
>Expected to see men in kilts
>Instead saw a bunch of men wearing Rangers tops and tracksuit bottoms stained from the drippage of their fried mars bar
>>61354287
> they should go against the public
Enjoy MPs being murdered by rorkes and the queen having to step in, disolve parliament and hold an emergency election.
Ignoring this referendum would be the most undemocratic thing to happen in a western nation in decades.
How do you think the economy will react to that?
>>61354287
>they should go against the public
Ah yes, welcome to the United Kingdom of Great Zimbabwe and Northern Syria
Kebab shop prices just went up by 10p. I can't wait for their deporting.
How did pepe get so smug lads?
business idea: join the EU at the earliest opportunity
What the actual Richard Dawkins (I'm an atheist), I don't get it why f*ck racists where actually aloud to vote.
>>61354342
>the current government only got 37% of the vote
First Past The Post, everyone
I bet I have hairier legs than anyone here
>>61354364
Got to keep it declutered.
>>61354366
>>61354366
>>61354366
which one of you lads did this
What kind of country is Belgium?
>>61354217
Noice OMG are my favourite group from last year, compared to more popular groups like Twice they have a stronger line of vocalists and better music but sadly are pretty underrated because they're shit tier at promoting, they'll always have a place in my heart tho.
just realised asians and africans have skin the same colour as poo Lol wat b
