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korean pop
Newcastle Brown Ale
very lonely
What's the friendship equivalent of a prostitute?
What's the friendship equivalent of a prostitute?
>>61348020
Post slug.
Worchestershire sauce
What's the friendship equivalent of a prostitute?
>>61348145
gross
What's the friendship equivalent of a poo?
What's the friendship equivalent of a prostitute?
MDMAisie
>>61348173
Coworkers
What's the poo equivalent of a friendship?
What's friendship?
whats poo?
dis me
Reminder that Sikhs are bro-tier.
>>61348220
Jesus christ, how hard is it to wink? You're already half way there.
where do babies come from?
Lads, sign this or your mum dies, Dubz confirms it.
https://www.change.org/p/jessica-rose-jessica-rose-sex-tape-with-joel
>>61348220
>she's so full of botox she physically can't wink
>Sikhs are bro tier
So when will the executions start? My sister's in UK.
>>61348308
not an argument
>>61348299
The Brextapo are rallying right now.
>Labour MP @KarlTurnerMP becomes the 11th member of the shadow cabinet to depart today
*claps*
>>61348308
appeal to no true scotsman
>>61348308
>>61348324
What's this from?
>>61348299
Polish women will be forced into being sex slaves and will be bred by British bulls.
>>61348279
she's actually natty lad
>>61348324
Are those actually Indians or just white dudes with brownface on? Looks kinda like make up
>>61348260
>"OOOO heyy boy u want the succ?"
>>61348308
burden of authority
>>61348380
>What's this from?
underage detected
>>61348356
Tom better not fuck this up
>>61348360
Almost a little sad, like she had to perk herself up a bit by telling everyone she's a lesbian
Will the peace between NI and Ireland crumble if the border between them starts being built up b/c of Brexit? What does /brit/ make of Sinn Fein calling for a United Ireland again?
Bridgette B
the gf
had a wank to VERY homosexual material and shoved something up me bum but im NOT gay
>>61348521
There will be no border changes. Sinn Fein are retarded and shouldn't be calling for a referendum when nationalist voter turnout is at its lowest in years.
>>61348360
Congratulations, enjoy munching on soggy flaps for the rest of your life instead of fulfilling your god given role as a mother and a provider.
Trying to get in with an Italian bird on Tinder lads. Tips?
>>61348391
So more BBC porn then?
>>61348541
Oscar Wilde, what hellish sorcery brought you back?
>>61348473
If you need to release something and dont want it on the front page cos its slow news now is the time. lots of things will be released into public view but hidden from attention i would expect over the next few weeeks,
>>61348521
Gerry being Gerry
>>61348540
THE SUCC
>>61348562
Go for broke, tell her you want to see Italy leave the EU next. She's either nationalistic and will love you or she'll will hate you.
>>61348356
>Emily Thronberry
ah yes, i see her resignation lasted a long time
>>61348220
Kpoppers fill me with happiness, cheers
Hey brits, do you want some of this? You can have a note if you suck my cock
>>61348557
bit of a nasty comment, people love who they love la'
Why can't we issue a reform of British-English so that it is identical to American-English? Since we are going to become the Americans' bitch now that EU membership is a thing of the past.
>>61348562
mamma mia mi permetta di mettere il mio rigatoni nella conchiglie
>>61348623
I thought you said you weren't gay?
>>61348623
>Euros
>>61348589
Very devious, now she can throw out that she's an open homosexual when she wants a promotion and can use the tweet to "prove" she never hid it.
>>61348552
They are going to build checkpoints on the border, will probably piss off roughly 1,000,000 people living in the area
>>61348562
dont mention body hair, garibaldi biscuits or the mafia.
>>61348632
aight y'all
SAINT GEORGE
SAINT PATRICK
SAINT DAVID
(fuck off Andrew)
>>61348623
>euros
no thanks sweetie x
>>61348623
>muh toilet roll currency
HILARIOUS
>>61348632
Non cucked gun laws would be good.
>>61348674
>They are going to build checkpoints
No they're not.
>>61348623
LOADSAMON€Y
>Scotland getting a second referendum
Nice meme lads
>>61348733
>No they're not.
Yes they are you melt.
Not EU related but what is even the point of Belgium? They're literally a made up country created by the French and Germans and British so they could have wars on. They don't have their own people or culture, it's just a bastardisation of French and German people
>>61348694
this flag SCREAMS "rorke"
>>61348702
>toilet paper currency
m8 I'm just after changing them from pounds into euros because your pound is going to hell in a currency basket
>>61348734
I can't fucking wait for their comeback
>>61348768
No, they aren't.
>>61348669
its probably more pragmatic and means less email to answer than if she did it when not much was happening. if she lives with another woman its not much of a secret really to anyone who actually wanted to know, which is no one really. Unless its a slow news day...
Vice president of the EPP.
https://twitter.com/JSaryuszWolski/status/746646788367654912
They're after our clay, lads.
>SNP get 64% of their members to vote remain
>Sturgeon is celebrated
>Labour get 63% of their members to vote remain
>"He didn't try hard enough"
hmm nice unbiased media
>>61348778
t. Belgium pro
got my cock out
anyone seen my orangeade
>>61348839
holy fucking shit, look at this twitter
>>61348873
of?
best powerade?
>>61348778
>Not EU related but what is even the point of Belgium?
The production of the best beer in the world.
>brexit won
>labour currently disintegrating
having a howl
>>61348778
I don't know about recent or even medieval history, but the Belgic tribes were pretty distinct from their Celtic cousins and Germanic rivals in antiquity.
Anyone got stats on the turnout by age group?
*CAUTION!!! QUESTIONABLE CONTENT ABOVE!!*
>>61348734
Mo Farah
People act like voting out was the end of the world. Remainies are being sore losers. They haven't even given it a chance yet. They'll cry and whine until they get another vote. If that vote makes it 51% remain and 48% leave then that vote is final. Clearly that is the will of the people
>Interpol went shit after Antics
>>61348830
If it's pure pragmatism why mention it at all?
>>61348694
This flag just screams Norsefire.
>>61348903
Lucozade
>Hong Kong protestors want to return to UK rule
best asmr?
>>61348967
They should have another vote where everybody has to vote or get fined
>SNP, literally a party for Scotland to be independent
>Hold the uk to ransom with the threat of leaving the union
>If they secede, everyone will blame England despite the SNP literally existing to secede
Fuck off Scotland you cunts. It's your party that started this division
>>61348968
El Pintor was pretty good though
Why do Poles always believe that British people should suck their dicks because 141 Polish pilots 76 years ago helped us?
Remove the Scots
>>61348819
How would they stop EU citizens illegally migrating into the UK through NI then? EU citizens could travel to Ireland legally and then go across the border, if there were no border checkpoints.
when the worst kids in your class got better jobs than you
Eating some wine gums whilst watching the football lads. The black ones are the best - rorke BTFO
Can someone post the graph of how much fishing makes up of our Economy? Can't find it
>>61349038
>something some poles did decades ago validates the existence of useless poles today
>>61349067
Half of the citizens in Northern Ireland right now are already EU citizens.
>>61349005
Bring the empire back, lads. Then the Anglo-Atlantic Union can take over in earnest.
>>61349038
They are the most butthurt and delusional country in the world
Anyone got the image of the voting demographics that show Christians, Jews and Sikhs most voted for Brexit
>>61349014
If it's remotely as good as The Red I will not be disappointed, my joint AOTY with 4walls desu
>>61349005
HK didn't even want the handover in the first place, it's just that the mainland can do whatever it wants and HK can do nothing about it
>>61349038
Didn't his mother ever tell him holding a good deed over someones head makes the deed meaningless?
>>61348977
in retrospect i used the wrong word but i am watching the kick ball and wasnt really thinking, the gf has money on "the blue man team" and was excited to see them win earlier so she is watching "the men in pastel" now and is disappointed in the colour choice. i am watching by default.
>>61349107
Yes but you could have Polish workers travel to Ireland and then hop the border into the UK illegally, assuming there were no border checkpoints
>>61349067
They are considering having one big border checkpoint in Belfast which will screen people going to Britain.
This makes a lot of common sense but naturally the unionists will fight against it, the main reason they voted leave is to bring the border chekpoints back and piss people off.
still in love with my oneitis from school lads
would unironically raise her ex bfs weans
>The CURRENT YEAR
>singing White Stripes songs during football
>that video of the lad saying "Muslamic Ray Guns" still doing the rounds on twitter.facebook
>people unaware he is saying "Muslim Rape Gangs"
>He said this in 2011
>No one listened
>People still take the piss
>>61349038
>Why do Poles always believe that British people should suck their dicks because 141 Polish pilots 76 years ago helped us?
50 years of British war films before you were even sperm in the eye of Ahmed the shopkeeper.
>>61349038
Oh i get it.
White brits have to apologise for colonisation
but poles are commended for helping the country
>>61349108
>>61349141
>tfw alive to witness such things
>>61349187
this brexit shit is absolutely retarded. the problems it has created are literally too numerous to count.
>>61349220
have you heard europop
just found out im gay lads
that new charli xcx is pure pc music ripoff
>>61349221
And they lost the EU vote because of it
we've won lad, worry not
found this
>>61349266
hello boris
>>61349239
What does that even mean
>>61349266
If I have to wait 4 hours every day in border checkpoints I will probably kill myselk
>>61349220
I fucking heard people singing DJ Ötzi
>>61349245
It's not happening
>>61349274
delete this before that one faggot aussie gets here
>>61349287
haha pics of gayness?
If England with Euro 2016 I will an hero on cam.
show me the dancing gooks
>>61349141
Hong Kong people are fucking spooked about 2047 when the current One Country, Two Systems arrangement disappears. Democracy in Hong Kong might go away
Reckon I need to elevate my company if I'm going to make it anywhere in this life. Hanging around nothing but losers isn't going to help me be a winner.
Fuck off lads, don't need you anymore.
>>61349335
Done la
i think things will work out fine in the end, if i just work hard and never give up
>>61349357
*gets out a photo of you*
>>61349274
saved for wank session later x
>>61349163
Never been into sports much, but I did watch a movie last night. Ever seen Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai? It's pretty goofy but also well-made. It's pretty much "What If Wu-Tang Clan Got a Good Director to Make Them a Movie"
>>61349374
I know but there is nothing they can do about it or stop it
>>61349086
0.00001 since Iceland BTFO us. Cod war IV tomorrow
when you post with a spelling error
me having a pint
still having trouble getting over the fact that you madmen actually did it
legit thought it was going to be another kuck result like the scots....I guess the english are made of different stuff...
>>61349374
It won't even last that long. Hopefully the chinkies will keep pushing too hard in the South China Sea and get their shit pushed in by the rest of asia.
>>61349266
>people intentionally making trouble for the UK in retaliation for their independence makes independence not worth it
very continental
>>61349375
If you aren't winner already, you won't ever be.
You attempt at winning will statisticaly end up in failure and elave you worse off than before.
>>61349457
don't believe you
post ballsack
>>61349457
DELET ROOOOOOO
>>61349446
wrong one
give me 73
>>61349446
At this point, they should have just got white girls
another one added to the filter list
>>61349427
What does Boris drink?
>>61349334
>It's not happening
That's what people said about brexit
>>61349327
The UK and Ireland have had a common travel area for almost a century. I have the impression that the UK will remain in the Single Market and therefore accept EU migrants still so a border will be unnecessary. But it's all up in the air, thrown into doubt by a bunch of morons with no real understanding of the issues and egged on by a man who didn't think he could win.
>we've left the EU, fucked up the economy again, and will now have boris or theresa may as PM all because of Cameron's failed attempt to silence the euroskeptics
>>61349469
you are the *tfw remain wins" tard, aren't you?
>>61349474
I'm a winner who became a loser by doing nothing for too long
Time to reclaim my status
>>61349511
Liberal tears
>>61349375
>not already having a core group of successful friends
>making it
lad...
>>61349428
Me too lad, we actually fucking made it. Really really want you to join now even though I know it realistically won't happen
You could have prevented this, if you had voted remain
Wish I didn't vote leave.
What have we done? This country is fucked.
Cameron was right.
>>61349548
get out, we voted leave
>euro shills are still at it
>>61349411
i have indeed, saw it when it came out i was working for blockbuster in the evenings at the time. Good film, nice direction too as you say- more arty than you would expect but not too much to be shit.
ab
so
lu
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ly
H O W L I N G
>>61349525
it wasn't euroskeptics that won it. they were only riding the wave into number 10
it was the working classes cry for help that swayed it.
surprise surprise tories didn't see that coming
>look at a shop online
>they do memberships for £5 a year
>sign up
>nearly every item is now half price
fucking nice 2bh.
>>61349577
>false flagging
>>61349577
I thought that at first but I think we will be fine
>>61349518
It WILL be necessary just from a customs point of view
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
I propose we build a wall along the Northern Irish border.
Boris and Gove didn't want to win
they wanted 51% to vote remain, which would leave cameron damaged enough to force out, without having to deal with the giant mess of extracting us from the EU
We aren't going to leave. It's going to be so complicated and the economy will tank that much that Boris/May won't have the guts to actually withdraw.
Haha did a cheeky brexit lads aha
>at least two years of boring brexit chaos to look forward to
ahh yes
>>61349623
Worth every penny
>>61349568
if you want the continent fucked up then sure
better make sure your borders are tighter than a virgin puss first though
>>61349578
shut the fuck up you bender
>>61349623
haha whoops x
>>61349525
Does theresa may make anyone else pop a cheeky boner?
>>61349573
can we employ trump to build the great wall of ireland
>>61349628
I work in the construction industry and can provide you with materials and workers at an extremely competitive cost
i propose we build a wall around London with no doors that open outwards
>>61349623
>the same experts that predicted remain would win
Ah excellent
>>61349594
The WOO ... YAHOO webm
>working at petrol station
>guy comes in and wins £200 off scratchcard
>gives me £20 because I'm his good luck charm
:)
>>61349652
It'll get overshadowed when we elect Trump
>>61349632
This. The internal politics of the Tory Party has screwed over the country.
>>61349676
fuck of retared
>>61349623
thought the pound was supposed down 10% lol
they don't think it be like it is, but it do
>>61349707
We've done our part
Now you do yours
>>61349725
suck me off x
>Lefties moaning about getting Boris or Teresa may
You've been trying to get Cameron out of government for fucking ages, now he's out you've found something else to moan about immediately.
>>61349702
he was paying you to succ
Be honest, who regrets voting leave?
Man, all those betters that wagered on Leave must have cleaned up. The odds were like 4:1 right? Any people on /brit/ slightly richer now?
https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/4pxzjh/irish_president_to_visit_the_scottish_parliament/
Bloody hell, lads. Scotland is thinking about joining Ireland, and they're being unironic.
>>61349587
I suppose the thing that makes it stand out is just how Zen of a movie it is. They tell you pretty straight-forwardly, but it's not in an obnoxious way some movies might tell you how fun they are. As I was watching I started asking myself why I liked it so much more than, for example, a Quentin Tarantino movie and then the voice-overs from Hakagure come on and explain it to me. Emptiness, form, purity of intent, etc.
>>61349652
Loving it. Great time to visit here, erryones on the edge.
>>61349760
pack your bags sunshine
>>61349513
Bejing doesn't even have to send tanks if they do something stupid like that, all they need to do is shut off the water
>>61349786
Not me.
>>61349786
No one
Now fuck off
>>61349760
Ok x
>>61349786
Not me
>>61349786
Nope
>>61349793
>>61349800
wait til I'm done packing your arsehole x
>>61349786
>Just anal clobbered both main parties, half of Europe and all the lefties world wide with one cross in a box
I'd vote leave a thousand more times
>>61349786
nope :)
>>61349792
Someone put £100k on remain
>>61349786
'no'
>>61349786
'no'
>>61349792
Odds were actually like 11:1
Could of made loadsamoney
drinking john smiths
what are you lads drinking?
>>61349786
If you didn't put enough thought into your vote that you'd regret it so soon, you should literally never be allowed to vote again.
>union of craic
more liek socialist republic of ABEs
>Scotland will leave
>>61349856
gay boy
>>61349827
*pulls out very short brown, circumcised willy*
Ah sure feels nice to be a state of totally unnecessary and avoidable chaos for the next 5 years
>>61349921
good riddence
Now would be a good time to start a petition urging the Queen to dissolve parliament and sort out this mess.
We could actually get our monarchy back.
Someone start a petition, lads.
>>61349915
no englands allowed
Ryuko
>draw a cross on a piece of paper
>triggered half the world and destroyed the european stock market
now i've done it lads haha :)
>>61349888
>john smiths
Piss. Never post here again.
>>61349888
A slurpee from 7/11
>>61349941
https://www.change.org/p/jessica-rose-jessica-rose-sex-tape-with-joel
>>61349702
>>/r/thathappened
>>61349786
All the media hype has gotten me a tad nervous but it's too early to tell what it actually means will happen.
I still expect that we'll be on the right side of history.
>>61349955
Really want to marry Sat Sooki tbqh
>>61349887
Nah it was more like 5/2
>>61349652
I just wish all of the foreigners would fuck off, they are the ones moaning and crying the loudest about it.
:(
>>61349924
>thinks packing arseholes is gay
>accuses others of liking penis
come out the closet m8 x
>>61349921
It's kind of funny in a way, they feel betrayed because they wanted in, so now they're going to try to leave with even thinking of the people who don't want to leave the UK
>>61349888
warka from the local polish offy
told them to get out the country on me way out
why isn't everyone acting like parliament has gone AWOL?
it's not usual to attend parliament on the weekend.
>>61349921
they probably won't though
sadly
>>61349973
Literally happened m8
Feel a bit guilty for accepting it Tbh
>>61349786
I would do it again and again.
>>61349980
this 2bh
>>61350009
>>61349929
samefag... v. obvious youre kidding no one
RULE BRITANNIA
smoking that GAS
>>61350037
Osborne and May haven't been seen since the referendum
Boris, Farage, Gove etc. have all disappeared too
>>61349786
voted leave and no ragrets
I support england now.
please send SAS to infiltrate holyrood and take our sturgeon and higgins in one go
Everyone just needs to calm the fuck down. We'd be acting like its a normal day if the media weren't going fucking HAM with project fear 2.0. Just chill out for fucks sake and get on with it
a coke comedown combined with benzo withdrawal is no fun at all
>>61350037
It's not usual to leave the EU either. Senior Tories haven't been seen at all, it's not just that they haven't been in Parliament.
having a lust
>>61349632
>>61349915
Brexit feels like some bizarre game of CK2 where you were trying to get your strong genius son to inherit but you weren't able to change from Gavelkind and your inbred slow dwarf son got the lion's share instead
>>61350024
What is actually going to happen to all the immigrants in the UK, eu and whatever? We all know thats the real reason they voted leave, but will the immigrants leave or stay?
>>61350112
This is one of the most momentous moments in the sophistry of the EU.
>>61350089
nothing gets past a sharp lad like you x
meet me behind the bins for a reward
>>61350112
Yep. The Remain agenda hasn't stopped spinning.
>>61350039
That was my point desu
>>61350101
boris is laying low. he will let someone take charge in october and follow up like mourinho after van gaal and >moyes
farage is probably getting pissed
may is outlining her leadership bid
they are all at home resting because it's sunday and work doesn't start til tomorrow
>>61349792
Even higher than that at times although they fluctuated at times. Now people might realise that odds aren't just based on actual probability but the bets that had already been placed, and a lot of people lumped heavily on remain right from the beginning
>>61349887
>>61349994
They went up and down loads
>Organising to have the referendum so the results are revealed a day before the markets close for the weekend
Was this intentional? Why?
Reckon everyone wouldn't be freaking out as much if we weren't waiting until Monday to see how the markets actually react, even though the pound recovered half of what it lost on its first day
>>61350107
don't understand how anyone likes Sturgeon
>tfw I saw on my goybook a staunch remain voter said if another referendum does go ahead she will vote leave because the remain side have been so undemocratic and childish
>>61350188
MPs don't work office hours m8
>>61350162
constitutional issues shouldn't be meddled with like a game, son
Normandy is rightful English clay
>>61350165
stay you idiot
>>61349738
I'm gonna get drunk off leftist and cuckservative tears
>>61350155
does this pic do anything for you??
when you order a cheeky chinky do you eat it with chopsticks?
>>61350218
Yeah, I know a few people like this. Planning to protest outside parliament if we don't leave - even though they voted remain.
>>61350252
What about Caen or Brittany?
>>61350239
they do have a routine though. parliament ends after pmqs and they all go home , surgery on thursday and then the weekend
>>61350252
How does that work?
Aquitaine and Calais is more like it
>>61350252
maybe we should start campaigning there for a referendum to leave France.
>>61349888
john smiths
he only drinks john smiths
NEED gabby Logan gagging on my thicc chub
need a fat gf
>>61350304
Caen is in Normandy
lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uems1e1PscA
>>61350299
ought to be illegal to lie this much
>>61350286
I've actually starting doing that recently, it's much easier than a fork desu
>>61350366
when are we fucking leaving roo
really like the word "misosophy"
can't wait to use it in a pretentious manner
brexit is literally just the result of english being jealous about 4 july, canada day and other celebrations of freedom even though they have nothing to free themselves from because the EU was never oppressive like the british empire. .
pretty pathetic if i do say so myself
>>61350306
Except where exceptional circumstances warrant it.
Leaving the EU is pretty fucking exceptional, you'd think with the shenanigans on the £ the Chancellor would be visible in handing it.
>>61350405
You can join the EU if you want now, IDGAF
looooooool
>>61350394
Absolutely DROOLING at this
>>61350254
>all the immgrants stay anyway
>economy goes into the toilet too
What in the actual fuck are you cunts thinking?
>>61350406
t. scotty " my wife shags other blokes and that's totes cool" mcHaggis
>>61350399
if you don't sort out that tongue mister you will be leaving right this instant
>>61350347
What kinda fat we talking here? Chubby? Thick? Morbid?
>>61350383
Is that an argument?
Hint: It's NOT an argument.
>>61350471
t. rorke trying his hand at being an sjw kike
>>61350299
>those pepe pics and farage who liked it
saw a pack of hungarians being drove out of belfast whilst i was on my walk, literally stripped naked and whipped
damn brexiters!
>>61350486
>pretending my scale will be anywhere near yours
how about no, tubsy
>>61350438
tbf the press here have gone into meltdown since the vote
it's considerably dampened the appetite for joining the EU and many newspapers printed that it'd collapse before the application is approved
So what specific difference will brexit make?
>>61350299
>us
He's fucking Canadian/Irish. Fuck off snow yank
>>61350522
farage liked it? where
>>61350533
whatever you say, proto-spic
yesterday I walked past a pub and some lads had rigged up a make-shift 'fight pit' and were chucking Europeans in there are making them fight.
I tried to intervene but they just picked me up and started cheering, ended up getting boozed with them but still it was pretty shocking.
>>61350468
I have no fucking idea. This whole situation is absolutely fucked. I feel like this is not reality
>>61350366
Is this 4chan uploading the virus into the mothership?
>>61350642
>ended up getting boozed with them but still it was pretty shocking.
