>i will never be born in america
>i will never be in an american high school
>i will never be in an american college
>i will never live in an american house
>i will never have an american family
>i will never work in an american office
everyone here is talking about the horrible spoiled west, but i still want to live there
They will like the next new app, of course.
>>61341834
Is there something wrong with your country???
>>61341974
yes, if i was born 150km to the west my life quality would be 3 times higher
>>61342077
But you would probably end up shoving dildos up your ass
It's literally the same as every other western country, but with more fast food and good media.
>>61341834
It's not really as exciting as TV shows depict it, Poland.
How is high school(or it's equivalent) in your country?
>>61341834
Look on the bright side. You will never have american student debt.
>>61342197
Nothing wrong with that.
>>61341834
> you will never be shot in middle of the class
Being American is awesome, that's not a lie.
I shoot off fireworks, shoot guns, own property, drive a gigantic car, have tons of anal sex, eat until I am full and get to be xenophobic as fuck and it's not a crime.
Seriously, my country is the best. We are the only ones to have ever suggest drone striking tunnels immigrants are coming in. Do people in your countries even have the balls to come up with something so rash? It's not the way to do things, but I fucking love that people can say shit like that. Some guy talking about building a wall could be our next President. He even says kick out Muslims. You can't even come close to that level of speech in most of the world.
Immigrants are assimilated to American culture here, not the other way around.
I am not saying your countries are shit. You guys do a lot of things right. But I FUCKING LOVE being an American.
>>61348597
>yuros will never know these feels
Must be shit lads tbf
>>61341834
>>i will never be in an american high school
This translates to: I am a fucking retard that watches too much media and base my beliefs around it.
>>61341834
>>i will never have an american family
Get divorced
>>61341834
>>i will never live in an american house
The average American wont be buying on any time soon either.
>>61341834
>>i will never work in an american office
>Cubicles
>working with women
ahahahahhaaha
Snap back to reality.
t. American living in Brazil.
>>61341974
Good God, what am i readng?
>>61346560
The school debt problem is so fucking stupid.
>everyone tells you from elementary school you HAVE to go to college
>people go in looking for pointless degrees
>people go to expensive colleges when their degree would only ever get them a teaching job
>>61341834
>I will never get shot
>I will never have to deal with nigger
>I will never have to deal with Chicanos at work
>I will never pay over 20k a year for college
>I will never be bankrupt if I broke my arm
>>61341834
>You will never be 60% white
>You will never be 50% obesity
>you will never be living in highest crime rate in the world
>you will never be a jew slave and cocksucker
>you will never be a 300 yo country with no history
>You will never destroy other conturies and steal their resources in name of democracy so your country survive
Is that supposed to be good polandbro?
>>61341834
>American high school
You mean the shooting range?
>>61341834
get to mexico and get over the border
its actually POSSIBLE for now
>>61355297
>All this coming from Egypt
Your countries best regions make Mississippi look like a paradise
>>61341834
>>i will never be in an american high school
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xypiZ-hqdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dBbZFXr05U
>>61341974
OH LORD, MY SIDES AT 1AM
>>61341974
kek
