why are italians so autistic ?
>>61339573
>basing your thoughts on tumblr-tier bloggers
>I was kind of getting tired of drinking all these espressos without sugar to be polite so I just told the waitress what I really wanted: a cappuccino.
>WOW! What a way to get attention!
>Everyone at the table stopped talking and looked at me with bewilderment like I just ordered a human foot! My husband’s friend dropped his utensils and shook his head at me saying: “You can’t do that. (Italian clicking noise). You can’t do that.”
A U T I S M
>>61340040
MAXIMUMS
>>61340040
>drinking all these espressos without sugar to be polite
What?
>Everyone at the table stopped talking and looked at me with bewilderment like I just ordered a human foot
Things that never happened
>(Italian clicking noise)
*smack lips*
>>61340040
>be at the bar chilling with the pischelli
>american landwhale comes in
>Shouts something about a capcine
>waiter doesn't understand
>spergs out worse than mussilini if you tell him mar mediterraneo is an ocean
>starts shouting about freedom and wanting something nobody understands
>everybody staring at the autist
>finally leaves in tears
>>61340040
>>61339573
desu if you order a cappuccino past 10 am you need to go back
>>61340040
>(Italian clicking noise)
HOL UP
>>61342506
>work night shift in Italy
>wake up at 9 PM
>can't order coffee anywhere
>>61340040
>(Italian clicking noise)
>>61342790
inb4
>work
>Italy
>dinner with my sister's husband's family in Naples
>old lady asks whether we have TVs in Poland
>mfw
>>61343005
>cucked my a Neapolitan man
hohnhohnhohnhohnhohn
le baguette
>>61340040
Then I came out as a gender fluid subaru impreza kin and my husband as a cuckold and everybody clapped and gave me money for their cis-oppression.
>>61341293
>>61343250
>Italians this triggered by the act of drinking milk
Confirmed for not white
>>61343356
Nonsense
>try to order a bit of surf and turf
>italian loses his shit che schifo che schifo
>o ok I'll just order some fish pasta..pass the cheese please Pepe
>he spits on me and leaves the table
>c-can I have a cappuccino then?
>arrested put in jail without a trial only released 5 years later
Life is hard in Italy bros
>>61343551
If you think that's bad, you should see how anal French people get when you ask for ice cubes in your wine.
>>61343626
Lol I've witnessed that in Italy ..tbf it triggers me as well
Why are Italians so autistic about Italian food? Why can't I put mayo and corn on pizza?
>>61343626
I wonder how they react when ask for half water, half wine.
>>61343551
things that neve rhappened
>>61343725
>denial
Come on man maybe not eating fish and meat together is more of a personal preference but having cheese on a fish based pasta dish? You trying to deny that doesn't cause serious stress levels? And cappuccino any time other than the morning is also a well known and well observed trigger.
>>61340040
>(Italian clicking noise)
somebody explain
>>61343871
When Italians are afraid, they clack their mandibles together and scuttle backwards to the corner of the ceiling.
>>61343494
>world leader
>>61343494
Nice meme map, but the fact that your entire nation thinks eating milk at night intereferes with your digestion while Northern Europeans drink warm milk to help them sleep says it all
>>61343985
Warm milk is for pussies, ice cold is where it's at
>>61343985
I'd trust Italians over any northern european barbarians in regards to food and drink.
>>61344079
t. Alberto Barbositto
>>61344629
u wot m8
why are italians and frenchmen so autistic about food
spaniards are much more relaxed
>>61345535
t. Nikita Chojnacki
>>61345676
nikita's a russian name
>>61345735
Poland was cucked by the Russians
>>61343356
No man, but we drink cappuccino for breakfast, anyway nobody will say a thing if you want to have it in the evening expecially if you are not italian.
>>61345800
kamelasa
>order macaroni and cheese in an italian restaurant
>italians call me a classless piece of shit to their friends in italian
>>61345894
>macaroni and cheese
>in a restaurant
why
>>61345985
Because he is a classless piece of shit.
>go into italian restaurant
>ask for hawaiian pizza
>"che?"
>pizza with pineapple and ham
>"we no do that here"
>>61346030
FUCK YOU
>>61346036
have you ever seen a genuine Italian pizza? this shit is shameful
>>61345829
lol they do say stuff about it
I put Parmesan on seafood and legit had the entire village gunning for me
>>61346036
>>61346138
Kek. Don't worry guys we don't think you are stupid or pieces of shit, but you must admit that anglos "can't into food".
>>61345985
>asking for a specific type of pasta with an unspecified cheese
How did Mac and cheese become a thing in N America
>>61346351
Problem Italians have with English food is, Italians are fucking cheap.
>fly over on ryanair
>sleep in a hostel
>budget about £5 for food for the entire trip so eat in shit places
>HURR THIS FOOD IS SHIT
I've taken to food hating Italians to decent restaurants and they've understood English food is actually good if you don't try and eat in McDonalds or Wetherspoons
>>61346259
Yes they could say that we don't have it after breakfast, because it's an unwritten rule, like standing on the right side of escalators, but nobody would react like the blogger said and oc you can have it.
>>61339573
I hear they eat burgers and pizzas with forks so as far as I'm concerned it goes without saying they're objectively wrong about culinary subjects tbqhwyf.
>>61346616
I've seen a guy ask for a cappuccino after dinner, the waitress just said no and finally bought a normal cafe
>>61346357
It's pasta in a cheese roux and sometimes baked in a dish
It's delicious is why it became a thing here
>>61346036
>Pineapple on a Pizza.
My Italian grandpa goes nuts every time someone mentions it.
I just bought a Brigadeiro pizza last night, any one want to see pictures of it?
>>61346989
Okay.
>>61342790
You can have coffee at night, but a cappuccino is something you have with breakfast.
>>61347011
So good
>>61346483
I've been in england for 4 weeks, 2 weeks on my own and 2 weeks with an english family:
With family we used to have alway the same things, boiled vegetables and roastbeef with gravy, it was ok I think but sure it was not good, for lunch Their mother used to make me some sandwiches, 2 or 3 candybars and a little apple because I has school and everything was digusting or tasteless.
When I was on my own I tried fish and chips and they were overfried and gave me a terrible stomach ache, I tried you sausages and they were meh, I tried the british breakfast and beans and tomatoes were tasteless, I had some meals at local pubs and they were nothing special mostly hamburgers and fries. Your ham seems to be made with very low quality meat. I can only say that your cakes are delicious, expecially the butter biscuits that you have with tea.
Overall your food is ok but rarely can be considered 10/10
>>61347166
eww !! Is that a dessert or a meal?
>>61340040
>americans creating drama out of nothing
nothing new under the sun
>>61343871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B0Mgc7qoNX
>>61343551
>putting cheese on a fish based meal
Why? it totally contrasts with the flavour and makes the dish worse.
>>61347254
It can be even my breakfast
>>61346708
Well she should be fired tbqh, the custumer is always right.
>>61343626
What kind of fucking pleb put ice cubes in wine
>>61347298
ohh I understand it now
teenagers do that
>>61347323
oh o.O
>>61343626
>ice cubes in wine
Literally who does this
>>61347395
>What kind of fucking pleb put ice cubes in wine
Fucking see, it triggers the shit out of them. They always act like I've just asked for human eyeballs to be plopped in my wine.
>order pepperoni in tourist center of Rome
>they give me a pepper pizza
they probably do that 200 times a day. Italians are so petty
>>61347498
>asked for human eyeballs
That would have been better actually
>>61347298
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0B0Mgc7qoNX
I do this and my family is italian, so I guess I'm ok with it
>>61347234
Sorry for mistakes I'm not used to write so much with my phone.
>go to italy
>go to small cafes and order drinks with no consideration for the time of the day
>nobody cares, probably happy for the patronage
>>61347511
>actually want pepper pizza
>ask for pepperoni pizza
>they call me a stupid and give me some meat pizza
???
>>61347511
It's called 'diavola' here.
>>61347511
What you call pepperoni pizza here is called pizza con salame piccante, pepperoni means nothing in italian while peperoni means peppers.
>go to sunday dinner with nona
>after the good nice talharim with pesto ask for a capuccino
>nona is happy I even repeat my dinner and gave me a capuccino
>she is pretty happy and ask me if I want some dessert
>'yes, why not'
>palha italiana it is
good day
>>61347511
>orders pepper on his pizza
>gets mad when he gets pepper on his pizza
You know the word Salami right?
>>61347867
good lad
>>61348015
t. Gianluigi Pestopastaccini
why do italians care If I put parmesan on my seafood? It's fucking pasta and shrimp and the waiter told me I was disturbing the other guests.
>>61348119
you don't put cheese on seafood you stupid ape
>>61339923
>>61340093
>>61341293
>>61342506
>>61342826
>>61342887
Italians are great posters tbqh
>>61348119
Contrasting flavours reduce the taste of the dish.
I would just like to say that italians do have a strange attachment to food rules. They actually feel like you need to eat a certain way, it's probably the only thing their culture is elitary in. I am not sure, but they probably think their food culture is worth something and isn't just how people liked and like stuff.
>tfw consuning wine out of the fridge
>tfw putting chips and ketchup on my pizza
>tfw drowning pasta and tuna with parmesan
>tfw putting ketchup on my pasta
After experimenting a lot the best thing remain their tears
>>61348411
as long as you do that shit within your home's walls it's fine
it's like being a faggot really. Wanna experiment? Sure. Just have the decency to not flash your hawaii pizza around
>>61348411
tbf people who put ketchup on their pasta should be rounded up and gassed right along wth the """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" who don't refrigerate ketchup.
>>61348411
>ketchup on pasta
O boy how are you still alive?!
>>61348411
To be honest people insulting you for using ketchup are just trying to save you from yourself
>>61348485
>putting your ketchup in the fridge
>>61348411
>tfw drowning pasta and tuna with parmesan
What, are we not supposed to do this?
Seriously what is the clicking noise?
>>61348579
>he doesn't put his ketchup in the fridge
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK you probably don't even recognise Heinz as the god tier ketchup do you?
>>61348605
DONT PUT PARMESAN ON FISH FUCKING FAGGOTS
>>61348485
I put ketchup in the fridge but at least I know it's wrong
>>61348657
scroll up the thread stupid nigger the answer was posted already
>>61348657
this you twat
>>61347298
>>61348692
You're supposed to put ketchup in the fridge. Only literal retards and people who like the taste of rot don't.
>>61348692
What is the logic behind not putting parmesan with fish?
We eat a lot of fish here and sometimes parmesan ends up going there
>>61347298
you have no confidence
>>61348692
plx no bully
>>61348605
>>61348188
No because it hurts feelings
>>61348471
Ketchup on pizza is almost normal in a kebab place(how the fuck do you call kebabbers in english?)
>>61348535
>>61348485
>>61348516
It's tasty as fuck, you just have to find the right amount, if you put as much as you would sauce ot becomes horrible. Also i should point out that i didn't really use ketchup on the pasta, but rubra, which is basically the same(the market quality at least),but has far less vinegar.
>>61348579
The only perfect way is out of fridge until open and then in the fridge
>>61348692
>DONT PUT PARMESAN ON FISH FUCKING FAGGOTS
Fuck yourself
>>61348794
noted down thx leaf
>>61348869
>how the fuck do you call kebabbers in english?
terrorists
>>61348891
This is not the same thing as putting fresh parmesan on fish you fucking idiot. Your pic is delicous, the latter is rape
>>61348780
1) You don't do it
2) Tastes shit
3) You don't do it
>>61348767
this guy is right ---> >>61348869
>>61348949
>turks
>terrorists
american education once again ladies and gentlemen
>>61348949
It's actually boss man
You can actually make a really good homemade tomato sauce using canned tomatoes and a bit of ketchup (as a sweetener and thickener)
>>61349028
R A R E
>>61348869
Kebab shop
>>61348989
What the fuck? Parmesan on a fatty fish tastes great
LEAVE US ALONE BARBARIANS
REEE
>its someone shat on my plate episode
>>61349110
It's alright, I use a few drops of ketchup along with normal tomato when i make meat sauce.
>>61349157
kill yourself alberto
>>61349312
That's some serious autism you got going there
>>61349344
>not respecting food culture
high treason
>>61340040
>>61349344
he's right though
>lemme kill the taste of fish with the complete opposite taste of cheese
if you do it you don't appreciate fish, not many ways around it.
>>61347498
I could understand it if your drinking absolutely shit red wine but it's like putting ice cubs in a nice beer. It would hide the flavour. Try buying nicer wine.
>>61349439
>LITERALLY being this high on the autism spectrum
You need a tard wrangler son
>>61340040
>having dinner at restaurant
>at 11:00pm a german tourist ask for a cappuccino
>mfw
>>61347298
>...its not that common actually.
Fuckin killed me m8.
>>61348108
>american banter
>>61340040
>(Italian clicking noise)
new meme
>>61349795
>being upset that I guessed your name correctly over the internet
>>61347298
i do this too and i'm croatian. i actually think i picked it up from my dad who started working here aeons ago. i never thought this was an italian thing, but it makes sense.
also it irritates a lot of people.
>>61347298
I make that sound to call over cats
Why do Italians do it to people?
Italians are good posters 2bh
>>61339573
>>61340040
>drinking milk after lunch
SAVAGE
A
V
A
G
E
>espresso is too much for my soft northern american habits
I remember a couple in the centre of Milano asking for a "caffè molto lungo lungo" because "espresso too strong" [insert disgusted face]
It reminded me of that scene in Full Metal Jacket where the Vietnamese hooker promises to make love "lungo lungo" (italian translation)
Anyway, the bar owner wondered what they meant, I was sitting there and suggested that they were probably filthy no-taste americans and they just wanted some hot water with some espresso in it
She made 1 (one) espresso and diluted in two tea bowls
Those absolute madmen liked it
Everyone laughed at them and they didn't even realize it
>>61350136
we also do it to cats
ts ts ts mussi mussi micio micio ts ts
>>61350270
have you ever seen dutch people adding sparkling water in an espresso cup?
I have...
I have seen things...
Italy bros do you have this in your house
What's the difference between salami and pepperoni?
>>61350362
nothing. italians are just petty
>>61350136
Cats can get very big in Italy
>>61350270
I honestly just drink black coffee, it must just not be a thing to have your coffee BLACKED in Italy?
>>61350291
the best one is QCQCQCQCQC
>>61350270
lmao I can't stand american coffee, it's like dirty water, it doesn't even taste like coffee, I don't see the appeal of it, unless what I've drunk wasn't real american coffee but I doubt it
>>61350352
I have a moka.
>>61350362
pepperoni is an american brand.
>>61350362
salami is salami, pepperoni is a vegetable called pepper in english
>>61350352
mine is way smaller and doesn't have the thing to make the bubbly milk for cappuccino, that's neat.
>>61350352
Not Italian but I have this one
>>61350362
I think pepperoni is spicy so it's closer to calabrian 'nduja or something, i can't really say because it doesn't exist here
>>61350362
salami is plural
one singular salame is pic related
pepperoni means nothing
peperoni are bell peppers
>>61350546
>pepperoni is spicy so it's closer to calabrian 'nduja
It's literally nduja but without any spices. It's actually just normal salame, but they put it on pizza.
>>61350591
Salami is invariable in English.
>this triggers italians
>>61350546
Nah 'nduja is much spicier than American pepperoni. I'd say Pepperoni is just an average Italian Salame (maybe with a little more peppe in it) but cut in thicker slices than you'd have on a pizza, cut more like how you'd eat it as an antipasto
>>61350435
>lmao I can't stand american coffee, it's like dirty water, it doesn't even taste like coffee, I don't see the appeal of it, unless what I've drunk wasn't real american coffee but I doubt it
Our coffee is all imported stuff from South America, it might be a different species of bean or different taste from different soil. But that's just a wild guess.
Because it doesn't make much money, sudacas often try to grow coca for cocaine instead
>>61350653
'nduja is actually a spreadable meat thing, you're thinking soppressata
also american pepperoni doesn't taste like any cured meat here.
>>61350591
Fucking word-hipster, get out.
>>61350691
And this triggers the Anglo.
>>61350744
You're right. Don't eat Calabrian food, and when it gets sold here it's just a catch-all term for any spiced and salted pork from Italy.
>>61350723
that makes sense
damn third-worlders
>>61342790
>cappuccino and coffee are the same things
>pasta is just spaghetti
>pizza with another cheese instead of mozzarella
To be honest I prefer my pizza with pineapple and ketchup and I drink "turkish coffee" (disgusting Czechoslovak speciality) most of the time. My half-Italian friend says I will burn in hell.
Why are Italians so sensitive about food?
>tfw I had spaghetti with eidam cheese and ketchup for dinner
>>61350435
>I can't stand american coffee, it's like dirty water, it doesn't even taste like coffee
Cry more skinny guinea, Rome is after Seattle, Melbourne, and Vienna on any coffee city list
>>61350779
am I being detained?
>>61350816
I noticed that, Americans actually import stuff from here but they don't get the names right in most cases.
>>61350913
>pineapple and ketchup
It can't be THAT good, right?
>>61350913
I'm shivering. Your half-Italian friend is absolutely right
>>61350723
Where do Euro's get their Coffee? Africa?
>>61350913
Italian food culture is basically based on old wives tales about what you should and shouldn't do.
What's the best kind of pasta and why is it farfalle?
>>61350913
I've had Lithuanian coffee and it's pretty much Turkish coffee in a bigger mug, I like it a lot though.
Pineappple and ketchup are JUST tier tho
>>61350938
>hipster coffee list
I've been to Melbourne, I've been to Vienna. I can get a better coffee in a seedy side street bar in Italy than either of those places.
>>61350913
>To be honest I prefer my pizza with pineapple and ketchup
Do you also perfer to bugger little boys?
>>61351026
>le undercooked center hipster shape
Gas Lombardians
>>61351026
farfalle is babby tier
linguine masterrace here
>>61350938
Who gives a shit? I'm talking about my tastes, not some meme list. btw there are some Italians who enjoy it, a friend of mine used to take it when who studied together in uni, he liked it only because it was longer, what a faggot, we kept bullying him until he stopped. It was just banter obviously.
>>61350983
Wherever Arabica is from, I'm guessing its not Arab even though its in the name
>>61351026
Real men eat animal shaped pasta
>>61347298
You sound like a yank
>>61351101
I drink americano when I want to sip it too, I'll fuck you up son.
>>61351080
>>61351026
Everyone knows penne is the best, followed by fettucine.
>>61351026
Pappardalle or suicide. Except if you're doing an arrabiata.
Then its Penne Rigate
>>61351144
GOOD LAD
>>61351026
BUCATINI
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>>61351144
>>61351147
Sorry i don't watch enough british media to speak english american.
>>61351148
dayum
>>61351217
>tfw trying to keep my composure when eating bucatini in public
>slurping sounds and leakage still happens
too fucking messy for me
>>61351217
thats the one thats like spaghetti but thick with a hole right?? Motherfucking love that pasta
>>61351026
it's fusilli
Ketchup with pastas is disgusting. It's not even about rules, it's just that it's not good.
>>61351327
limp baby dicks
Is it bad that I like italo disco /int/?
>>61351306
>leakage
>>61351390
It would be bad if you didn't.
>this thread
>>61350913
>Hawaiian pizza has Canadian bacon, sliced ham, or bacon with pineapple toppings with Mozzarella cheese. This type of pizza is popular in the western United States, and is also a popular topping combination in Australia, Canada, and Europe, but notably not in Hawaii.
>>61351378
Erect adult phalli?
>>61351466
is this the greatest masterpiece of italian composers ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BinWA0EenDY
>>61351148
Why not just add some milk?
>>61350978
>>61351055
I like when dofferent tastes mix up.
Also I like ketchup, sometimes I just eat cheese with ketchup alone t b h.>>61351034
>I've had Lithuanian coffee and it's pretty much Turkish coffee in a bigger mug, I like it a lot though.
Over here it's not made like the "Turkish" turkish coffee, it's just grinded coffee poured with boiled water.
What are some italian approved store bought tomato sauces ?
best summertime pasta here lads
>>61351390
patrician here lads
>>61351310
Yes that one. That's my favourite long dryed pasta with spaghetti alla chitarra (spaghetti but with a square section)
My favourite short pasta is penne rigate
Fuck I like every type of pasta
Probably the only ones I hate are the ones that don't have the furrows, the sauce literally slides on them
>>61351546
None, make your own it's easy as fuck.
>>61351512
gives me smelly farts
>>61351546
Mutti
>>61351549
You may be my Italian brother
>>61351512
You can add milk to Americano too
>>61351546
Chef Boyardee
>>61351546
Dolmio
>>61351546
>>61351546
The ingrediants to make your own sauce tb h
>>61351639
>>61351509
>so many memories
some songs will Never stop being listened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-_LWBm-DrI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvvd-9azD1M
>>61350435
I can't stand it either. Too diluted for my tastes.
WHEN I WANT COFFEE, I WANT SOME DAMN GOOD BLACK COFFEE, NOT SOME LIGHT BROWN DILUTED TEA-LIKE... thing!
>>61351620
Doesn't Mutti just sell the pureed tomatoes you use for the sauce?
>>61351734
I really like this picture
SIGNORI TESTE DI CAZZO QUESTA È LA VOSTRA SINUSOIDE. INGEGNERI DI MERDA, MA CHI CAZZO VI HA LAUREATI A VOI? MA DOVE... MA CHI... MA CHI SIETE? MA COSA VOLETE INSEGNARE A CHI, SU UN SITO DI MERDA, QUALE DIY-ITALIA? MA CHE CAZZO AVETE DA INSEGNARE ALLA GENTE? DITE SOLO PUTTANATE, SIETE DELLE MERDE, OK? DELLE VERE MERDE... CHE SONO STATE RAGGIRATE, INCULATE, AVETE FATTO I POMPINI AI COMMERCIANTI, AVETE PAGATO FIOR DI MILIONI PER DELLA MERDA! DELLA VERA E PROPRIA MERDA. MA SICCOME MERDA VA CON MERDA, È NATURALE CHE VOI L'ABBIATE ACQUISTATA. QUINDI NON VENITE A ROMPERE I COGLIONI CON TEORIE, OK? CHE NON STANNO NÉ IN CIELO NÉ IN TERRA, CHE SONO FALSE, CHE AVETE INVENTATO, PERCHÉ SIETE DEI BASTARDI... SIETE DEI GRAN BASTARDI, FALSI! ALTRO CHE VENIRE A DIRE A ME "IO TI POSSO DENUNCIARE", MA VAI A FARE IN CULO TE E QUELLA TUA VERGOGNOSA PUTTANA DI MADRE... DENUNCIAMI! NON C'È NESSUN PROBLEMA, DENUNCIAMI! E QUESTE DIMOSTRAZIONI TE LE PORTO IN TRIBUNALE, E MI PAGHI, PER IL RESTO DELLA TUA VITA, IL MUTUO DELLA CASA, ANZI DELLA VILLA, CHE IO HO, E TU NON HAI, PERCHÉ TU VIVI IN UN TUGURIO, PERCHÉ TU SEI UNA MERDA! È QUESTA LA REALTÀ. NON AVETE NIENTE DA INSEGNARE A NESSUNO. VI HO DIMOSTRATO, CON I FATTI! NON CON LE PAROLE, COSA VOGLIA DIRE CONVERTIRE IN DIGITALE E COSA VOGLIA DIRE, OK? ASCOLTARE QUALCOSA CHE È STATO CONVERTITO DA DIGITALE AD ANALOGICO. NON C'È LA DISTORSIONE CHE AVETE INVENTATO! SIETE MERDA CHE PUZZA! NON AVETE NIENTE DA DIRE A NESSUNO! E CON QUESTO VI SALUTO, ANDATE A FARE IN CULO VOI E IL VOSTRO SITO DI I IPSILON ITALIA, O DI I UAI ITALIA, COME CAZZO LO VOLETE CHIAMARE.
>>61351703
Spitting Image puppets are fucking terrifying
>>61351734
damn right, i'd like me some good italo disco recommendations if you don't mind
>>61351801
>/ita/
>>61351624
you have good tastes then, good job
>>61351669
This brand is kinda good, it makes mainly ready-to-go sauces (come cazzo si dice sughi pronti?)
>>61351620
also this
>>61351838
these cd's
Ah, ho capito, edissiones megastraordinaria: ci stanno due ragassi che si fanno credere paganti, invece ti fregano! Vediamo chi sono: Fabio Catanese e Malek 96. Consiglio per i GM, che siete grandi di eliminalli, mi hanno fregato più di 50.000 yang, e mi ero impegnato molto per avelli. Capito? Avete capito? Allora vi spiego cos' me è andata: allora all'inizio uno mi ha chiesto di 15 k, poi lui si è evoluto a 25 k, poi l'altro voleva 50 k… io volevo salire solo di due li…velli e mi ha chiesto 20 k, appena glieli ho dati hanno detto “HA HA, SEI NABBO!”. AVETE CAPITO VOI GM? IO SONO INCASSATO! IO OGNI GIORNO DEVO SOPPORTALE QUESTO, ESSERE FREGATO! Avete capito GM? VOI GM! Bannateli subito questi due… Io li voglio vedere soffrile per i soldi che mi hanno derubato!
>>61352005
shit those are like the Caribe Mix we have in spain, I bet half of the songs are terrible but the other half are top tier
MR. DICKHEADS. HERE'S YOUR SINUSOID. CRAPPY ENGINEERS, WHO GAVE YOU YOUR FUCKING DEGREE? YOU'RE JUST A BUNCH OF TURDS WHO'VE BEEN RIPPED OFF...SCAMMED...YOU SUCKED A LOTTA WHOLESALERS' COCK, YOU PAYED TONS OF MILLIONS FOR USELESS SHIT. STRAIGHT FUCKING SHIT; AND SINCE SHIT GOES ALONG WITH SHIT, IT MAKES SENSE THAT YOU BOUGHT IT. SO STOP COMING RIGHT TO MY FACE WITH YOUR WEAK ASS THEORIES THAT YOU INVENTED, BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL FUCKING PUNKS. BIG FUCKING PUNKS.
YOU EVEN TOLD ME..."I CAN SUE YOU". FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHAMEFUL WHORE OF A MOTHER.
SUE ME, THERE'S ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM. SUE ME. AND I'LL TAKE THESE EVIDENCE TO COURT AND YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY FOR MY HOUSE LOAN...NO WAIT...FOR MY VILLA LOAN, VILLA THAT I OWN AND YOU DON'T. BECAUSE YOU LIVE IN A HOVEL. BECAUSE YOU'RE SHIT!
GOAT italo disco right here lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wVaGo5wSqA
>>61352086
100% right kek
the indisputable best one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iypk4rXDC-M
>>61351144
you shouldn't mix ragù sauce and vegetables
wtf so you guys just make italian sauce ? doesn't it go bad after like 3 days or so?
>>61351838
The two i quoted and him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78EYi7Li1AQ
are mandatory, also i'm sure you know Giorgio Moroder already. And fucking technobalilla OFC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-0ZgZ4HdDI
Also some good old compilations
>>61352183
there's carrots in ragù
in case someone was wondering
>>61352157
ALLA CONSOLLLLLLLLLE
>>61352185
Freeze it. Spend a day to make a lot, then divide it into portions and freeze it.
>>61352185
What the fuck how much are you making? Make enough for the meal you are preparing
>>61352157
>enrique iglesias as the first song
it has Blue and others I know so I will give it a listen, thanks lad
>>61352185
if you didnt notice we eat pasta like every day. fuckin people
>>61351801
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WYzdI0j4iH
I couldn't resist.
>>61352185
you don't need to make a cauldron of it
>>61351639
where did you get that pic of me and my family?
>>61352187
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-0ZgZ4HdDI
Top tier
>>61352187
I do know Giorgio ofc, thanks for the others mang
>>61350872
Holy shit this
>>61352315
>>61352187
there are some pretty good dance versions of church song out there on jewtube too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuU5GAuheF4
I like the fact that Italians feel really strongly about their culture while people over here can be jaded and claim we have no culture.
And the clicking noises are kinda common here too
>>61352212
there's a big negro dick in your mom's ass
>>61352293
10/10
do you already speak some italian?
>>61352437
>looked up the recipe, got mad and made this reply
if I have pasta with no sauce I'll eat them with spicy ketchup and danish remoulade.
I have no idea if Danes actually have a special remoulade, but that's what it's called here
>>61349795
t. Sarducci boipucci
>>61352483
>flag
We know you do it don't worry,
>>61352419
Kek, how do you even find this stuff
>>61352528
don't worry I'd rather have a good sauce
>>61351833
>>61351703
fuck this puppets, they used to fill my childhood nightmares
>>61352597
don't know if it's an urban legend like chinese horizontal vagina but do Germans also eat pasta with nutella?
>>61351703
Is that from the music video?
>>61352659
>chinese horizontal vagina
Spaghetti Aglio E Olio > everything else
>>61352659
not that I know of
>>61352742
severely underrated recipe
>>61352440
Thanks!
>do you already speak some italian?
Parlo, ma poco... mescolato con dialetto.
>>61350872
Even so if the guy woke up at 9PM he wouldn't be allowed a cappucino ? It's 9 AM for him he's getting ready for work.
>>61352315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNNLh2Dqyg8
We listened to this one and the one you posted so much when I was a teen, laughing at every bit
>>61352742
Aglio e Olio E PEPERONCINO
>>61352742
very nice
>>61352748
damn.. I wanted to believe
>>61352710
we didn't have much internet porn in the late 90's
