Satire edition
korean pop
works at: fulltime sick bitch
Making friends
making an arrangement
>>61336604
FONT
Cara 2bh lads
Have to go back to go back down the country for work until friday lads
Having alterations
he believes he's making friends
i am playing him.
WUNSEN
>>61336646
not this 2bh
maisie
lad who used his uncle to get an Irish passport.
How much did it cost and how much effort was it?
Do I just send a photocopy of the certificates along with some photos and get it?
Crunching the numbers
>>61336560
This is even saltier than the original petition, which got started by some brexiter in the first place
sophie
preemptively swiping left
>>61336679
face girls make when about to receive a load on their face: the face
why is all the hate england gets from home countries (including ROI) so one-sided
also why are many people who hate britain for wanting out of EU supporting SNP in the same breath, the scottish government literally calls itself nationalist yet england are always the ones accused of nationalism etc
Having a nap
>>61336646
dint no she had boobies
confronting my failures
where are these windowless buses. stupid spastic
breathing in
>>61336560
Kekking hell
Antifa marching in London against brexit shouting "Tories out, migrants in"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbazd5XBItk&t=0m51s
bremain getting btfo on bbc
Updating my Facebook status
>>61336777
keep us posted
*wanks*
>>61336733
outward looking civic nationalism desu
>>61336733
>be nationalist
>wanting to staying in the eu
pick one
i like it when girls put down their height on tinder like yeah mate alright you're 5'10? yeah sick one i'm 6'1 and 80kg who the fuck do you think's gonna win in a fight? don't put that shit in their if you're not ready to throw down
ark up silly bitch meet me 1 up
breathing out
>she's a Pacific Ocean away
>>61336733
Because you constantly look down on us
some of you scuttlebugs are alright
don't go to big boo's haunt tomorrow
not breathing
Still can't believe we're leaving lads I've wanted this for 10 years can't believe it
have you ever tried to kill yourself by holding your breath?
>>61336828
yank measurements are starting to get absurd
>and now Ireland can """""""""charge"""""""""" forward
>>61336560
>Rematch for Hastings
I want this as well, but it must be fought with historically accurate arms.
SCOWLING
>>61336828
yoohoo
>>61336560
>see this on twitter
>save it to post here
>it's the fucking OP
Oh dear
>>61336721
>cuntinentals
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-36633244
>Nicola Sturgeon says MSPs at Holyrood could veto Brexit
Fuck me hope the salty scots don't do it
how do quartz crystals work?
seems like magic to me
>>61336840
WAH
WOOHOO
YAHOO
>Cameron has effectively snookered the Brexit camp: they may have won the referendum, but they cannot use the mandate they have been given because if they do so they will be seen to be knowingly condemning the UK to recession, breakup and years of pain.
Some of you are alright. Don't go to Scotland tomorrow
miliband and cameron will go down in history are a the wankiest politicians who ruined their parties.
thanks to miliband labour is destined to only appoint unelectable losers as leader
and thanks to cameron the new leader has to deal with all this fallout
the future is UKIP/SNP
Does anyone else feel like we entered an alternative universe and we're currently living in the Second Timeline after the referendum?
Hahaha this is what the leader of the Hong Kong independence movement looks like
>>61336910
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU
oh so you have a photo of yourself at the gym in your tinder profile? what are you benching? the bar? would fucking hammer you if it ever came to throwing punches. dont run your mouth if you cant cop the result.
>>61336817
translation: its ok when scotland does it
>>61336836
this is literally imaginary bullshit, keep telling yourself that to justify your hate. I have never had any ill will towards irish or scots and neither has anyone I have ever met, but you see the opposite in buckets.
>>61336858
feeling incredibly smug
don't think the smugness is ever going to wear off
>>61336908
Haha love it
I remember when you were 6! How is uni
All the best love Bev and Phil xxxx
>>61336900
they can't
>>61336908
3,2,1
>>61336918
Read this, it's amazing and basically shows how he has just ruined Boris Johnson's career in one speech.
>>61336927
So?
>>61336950
lets go
>>61336690
cost around £90
quite a lot of effort obtaining the original certs because my uncle had to go to the records department in his city to get them, send them to me then i had to send them with my application.
you have to send the original documents
>>61336942
it's okay when it's a small powerless country that does it.
scotland couldn't kill 6 million of any race since 6 million is more than exist in scotland.
>>61336950
bit gay
>>61336949
Ahh yes I should believe some random cunt on 4chan over the first minister
>>61336733
don't look for logic where there is none
every set of twins i've ever met have been ginger
is that a thing? are twins just ginger most of the time?
Everybody say bye bye to ireland
Bye bye Ireland!!
>>61336964
>some random plebs opinion
Umm, no?
>>61336938
howling at that last sequence
>Dan Hannan -one of the leaders of the Brexit campaign- says free movement of labour will continue after Brexit
>this despite months of "take back control of our borders", "immigrants are depressing wages", "we need to build a new city every year at this current rate", "there's not enough school places, homes, GP appointments" etc.
>It suddenly dawns on the cucks of 4chan who shill for the Conservative party that leaving the EU was just about removing worker protections to create a race to the bottom
>this allows big business to rake in even more money
>British people are now worse off than they were before inside the EU
>They have to compete with unlimited quantities of immigrants with zero EU protections
Absolutely howling
https://twitter.com/diponte/status/746477214871465984
>>61336964
Ah, I see the Remain side has moved on to the Denial stage.
>cornwilly will be plunged further into poverty by the brexit
Part of the reason why I voted leave desu
>>61336971
nah it's Ling
>>61336964
apart from all those things they are saying will happen are wrong
*cutaway gag*
*met some twins that aren't ginger*
me: WHAT? BUT YOU'RE NOT GINGER?
them: we're not twins we're just asian
>>61336964
completely made up. fuck off.
Lmao the town featured in benefits by the sea had the largest proportion of leave votes.
Really makes you think huh?
>rematch for Hastings
would love to see the current princes try anything like that
>>61336798
A sure way to get people who voted out on your side.
>let me suggest to you, sir, that the winner is in fact the loser
>>61337011
Bye bye England!
>>61337024
nah
>>61337006
nah, never met ginger twins
know two pairs of absolute peng tings though
*exposes bosom*
>>61336964
All of that is fantasia
>>61337072
you're a brit in canada yeah?
>>61336984
Cheers lad.
Were you a grandparent or parent descendant?
Do you get them sent back I'm guessing?
>>61336964
I know m8, it's great But probably good for Theresa May.
>>61337017
WOO WOO WOO WOO WOO WAHOO
>>61337089
h-haha
*pulls at collar*
>>61336964
Aw nice try hunnie xx
Tell the kids I say hi
>>61337015
>>61337025
>>61337044
>>61337048
Brexit will happen, but it hits a key point, nobody who takes the leadership is going to wnat to trigger Article 50 and start the spiral to exit that will cause so much shit. It will be a case of 'we're not quite ready yet' for years.
Think my life can only get better from here but I've been wrong before
>>61336919
>Some of you are alright. Don't go to Scotland tomorrow
Contacting Daily Mail
>>61337135
You are utterly retarded.
>>61337051
Boston had a higher leave vote
>>61336812
*asks for pics and diagrams*
>>61336690
Its all on their website, do some research you little scrote.
*implements iraqi law*
>>61337121
*looks around*
*pulls out a box cutter and raises it to your throat*
answer the fucking question, cunt
>>61337138
did you start from the bottom ?
some of you are alright don't go to England tomorrow
>>61337071
You're in denial?
Watch the video
HE SAYS FREE MOVEMENT OF LABOUR WILL CONTINUE
>Rumours of Diane Abbott to be shadow foreign secretary...
>LIBRA TRAITS
>Strengths: Cooperative,diplomatic, gracious, fair-minded, social
>Weaknesses: Indecisive, avoids confrontations, will carry a grudge, self-pity
>Libra likes: Harmony, gentleness, sharing with others, the outdoors
>Libra dislikes: Violence, injustice, loudmouths, conformity
ah yes
All memes aside lads, I'm actually beginning to think that brexit was a mistake, maybe I did get too carried away with memes. Anyone else? Or I have I just become a victim of the fearmongering
>>61337024
delet
NEED friends
>>61337165
b-brit on vaca-i mean-holiday, y-yeah!
Why are so many remain voters in comments in the Guardian saying they are going to move to Scotland fuck off i dont want you cunts gentrifying Glasgow anymore than it has been just fuck off.
some of you are alright
Preference for next leader of the Conservative Party:
B. Johnson: 28%
T. May: 13%
G. Osborne: 7%
R. Davidson: 6%
M. Gove: 6%
(Survation)
>>61337179
I'm never voting for a governement that will have diane abbot in the cabinet
>>61337195
you beaten this dead horse enough, shillton
>>61337166
Started in the middleish but then slowly but surely hit what I assumed was the bottom but then I kept on sinking and now I'm thinking surely it can't get any worse but year on year I've been thinking that and it always ends up getting worse.
>>61336560
>>61336560
>>61336560
we're in here
>>61337178
ah yes, Dan Hannan the forefront of the leave campaign.
He will of course be calling the shots.
Going to tap a nap don't do anything to me ok
>>61337234
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882/r
Far more accurate poll
>two Italians with eu flag t shirts have just moved into my house share.
Umm didn't I just vote against this exact thing happening!
None of you are alright. Make sure you go to Glasgow tomorrow
>>61337195
see this
>>61337178
>>61337091
ye you get the documents back. I've passed them on to my auntie now who's applying for her Irish passport Both my grandparents on my dads side are Irish.
>>61337195
nothing happened that wasn't expected lad
stay strong. the remain crowd are so high on emotions right now that none of them are saying anything that's sensible
>>61337256
very observant. full marks.
>>61337215
>another 20 minutes added to my commute
>m8 upgrade works extended another 2 years to accommodate extra traffic
absolute fuck off.
end schengen
end the common travel area
http://heatst.com/uk/exclusive-brexit-2nd-referendum-petition-a-4-chan-prank-bbc-report-it-as-real/
douglass carswell just retweeted this
>>61337244
this for fuck sake, knock it off
>CANCER TRAITS
>Strengths: Tenacious, highly imaginative, loyal, emotional, sympathetic, persuasive
>Weaknesses: Moody, pessimistic, suspicious, manipulative, insecure
>Cancer likes: Art, home-based hobbies, relaxing near or in water, helping loved ones, a good meal with friends
>Cancer dislikes: Strangers, any criticism of Mom, revealing of personal life
I was born an abnormie
>>61337195
Me too lad.
Realised that actually I don't mind being part of a bigger state of Europe and it's silly to go it alone.
Not sure what I was thinking.
Regretted it as soon as I woke up and saw we'd voted leave. Feels bad.
>>61337195
Norway and switzerland are doing well outside of the EU, the markets going crazy with you lads leaving is to be expected. It'll take a while to calm down and everything should return to normal
>>61337270
>None of you are alright. Make sure you go to Glasgow tomorrow
Contacting The Metro
>>61337265
*pokes ur bum*
>>61337301
wahey
i just took a piss and i seen codeine coming out
>>61336964
>A literal reddit post
Ah yes
>>61337301
all me (have a method)
>>61337257
Yes he was very prominent in the leave campaign and is likely to be part of the negotiations with brussels
Is anyone else getting sick of you hills excusing farage, Hannan and anyone else that changes their mind with "b-but he like isn't the head of the campaign so can say what he wants xD?!"
>>61337275
Top lad. Nice one.
>>61337269
I think you're legally allowed to kill them now
Warning: DO NOT watch this at work
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466940975996.webm
>>61337205
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3uCuFKlqw
Great choon
>>61337320
>>61337320
>>61337320
World politics is a game to me, I don't care one way or the other I'm just here to watch the show
>>61337234
No 'J. Rees-Mogg'
Binned.
need a skinny girl to poo on me lads
Going for a wee
Look after these for me
BoJo is as much as if not more of a cuck than Cameron.
Somebody needs to do another gun power plot desu
>Huang Yiping, a member of China's central bank monetary policy committee, said the Brexit could mark a "reversal of globalisation".
We did it Reddit
Hmm ah yes Dan Hannon is now in charge of britain and can say things that will happen very good.
>>61337423
ah yes cardboard potato paste with flavour on one end. delicious
>>61337371
>Dancing insects
Seems worksafe to me.
>Somebody needs to do another gun power plot desu
>>61337462
Why did you indirectly reply with a shitty strawman rehash of your last post instead of engaging with the points I made in my post? - >>61337360
>>61336560
Reminder that we WILL find a way to stop Brexit
, even if it means WAR !!
>>61337371
How are they so cute I don't get it lads
>>61337530
jej
>>61337301
>that last image
>>61337423
noot noot
>corbyn getting ousted
>still no blairite gf
it hurts
>>61337509
>>61337301
weren't only 600k fraudulent ?
NEW VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmfX4qHm76o
>>61337492
>Dated one of the Rothschilds daughters
>BANKERS BONUSES
got the dick out
Can the English here number the regions 1-9 best to worst? 1 being best
https://youtu.be/U915mP1b8-E
What the fuck is this lads? Grime music and nigger culture have ruined our next generation of white children
>>61337273
Video link here >>61337024
Brexiters BTFO
>Hannan isn't representative of the Leave campaign
Kek. Just kek. Him, Gove and Boris are the biggest neoliberals going, in favour of all the shit things about the EU and against all the good things about it.
Immigration isn't going down under the Conservatives, Rorke.
>>61337584
they've only removed 77k https://twitter.com/HoCpetitions/status/747063424132255745
some people were claiming to have voted that many times alone, they're probably missing a bunch
>>61337584
No sir, no it was not
>if you aren't in chargeof Britain you can be as hypocritical as you want and backtrack on anything without being called out
This is what leavorian shills ACTUALLY believe
*walks over to the stereo and play
s Simple Minds 'dont you'*
*stands up from chair*
*the chairs that litter the floor are empty as the sun comes up over the glass panes which cover the east wing of /brit/ hall*
"goodbye" *i say to no one*
*pick up blazer from back of my chair*
*grab it with one hand and hang it over my shoulder*
*walk over to the window*
*in a black sharpie i write "Goodbye, /brit/"*
*walk out the door, but before i do i slap the top of the door frame as i'm leaving*
>>61337423
thanks lad
>>61337619
I don't need a video link i watched it live.
>>61337646
yes it was. and they were removed.
Doing a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAOYDqGcaE
>>61336798
>Tories out
>supporting the Tory position headed by David Cameron and the anti-democratic organization that is the EU
It isn't up to any member if the leave campaign to decide how brexit britain functions. It's up to the party that gets elected in 2020
>>61337603
make me
>>61337603
1. southwest
2. northwest
3. north east
4. the one below north east
5. the one below that
6. the one below that
7. southeast
power gap
9. london
remember the autist doing this in every thread?
haha he got btfo
>UK's economy in shambles
>remain campaign is STILL pumping money into fear mongering
uhh??
>>61337634
Fuck off idiot remain shill you lost the referendum now stop fucking posting
>>61336858
>>61336943
you lads not worried in the slightest? I wanted out of the EU but I'm starting to wonder if we've made a mistake
I'm worried about the banking jobs our economy relies on moving abroad
>>61337603
Quite like the aesthetic of the EU flag ngl
>>61337716
No banks are moving abroad
>>61336798
reee antifa you're better than this
PEEEE THAAAIIILLAAAAD
>>61337708
>>61337726
shitskin detected
>>61337679
The only realistic opposition is labour the they're 10 times worse so wind your neck in leaf
>>61337732
piss off juncker
> remain still banging on.
Seriously what are you still doing here? Pro independence Scots didn't keep posting after they lost.
haha yes dont really see why she would NEED to add those types of blokes haha
>>61337737
Reminder that haven't even left yet
>>61337739
no they're not
>>61337697
>no picture
disregarded
>>61337708
>>61337726
>london number 1
disregarded
>>61337776
dont care
Apprenticeships
>>61337708
>>61337697
>2. northwest
>>61337771
Yeah they did how new are you
>>61337712
>Brexiteers in damage control mode
Top kek. In 10 years when the coffin dodgers have died off, the Tories have ruined the country and everyone can see them for what they are a majority will be begging to be let back into the EU.
>>61337716
>still scaremongering
You fucking lost mate get over it.
>>61337603
1. West Midlands
2. East Midlands
3. Yorkshire
4. South West
5. North West
6. North East
7. East of England
8. South East
9. London
Flat flooded and not dry yet, all my stuff moldy/damp, first day of new job tomorrow and all my clothes are damp too. None of my 'friends' have even offered a sofa for me to sleep on so it looks like I'll have to stay in my moldy flat with damp bedsheets. Bathroom is currently full of stuff too so I'll have to shower at the gym. What a shitshow
>>61337662
Were you in disbelief like me?
>>61337795
Sandwich artists
>>61337795
Got one already lad
>>61337795
and benes
>>61337798
cumbria desu
where I live
Yes that is my house
Love England
>>61337795
don't get me started lad
>UK hasn't left yet
>Sterling is already lower since ages
What will happen if they have officially left in 2018?
>>61337803
Fuck off shill faggot cunt why is remain still pumping money into your to shit up the general
It's over YOU LOST now FUCK OFF faggot shill twat actually getting pissed off with your constant shit over the last few months
>>61337837
doxxed
>le Tories will ruin the country should have stayed in the security of the eu
Ah yes because we can't vote them out
>>61337799
Where? I don't see any?
>>61337837
mow your lawn
>>61337837
FOB
>>61337817
if you live in berkshire you can legitimately sleep on my sofabed lad
>>61337835
we're going to have a fight
>>61337712
I love the fact you can't engage with anything. Video proof was provided that free movement of labour would continue and you're just screaming insults.
How does it feel to be conned?
>>61337837
doxxed :)
getting a bit antsy waiting for her to come
no her name isn't lucy
>>61337195
>>61337320
same here chaps
when my mum told me I was literally like "oh dear, this isn't good"
I thought remain had it for sure, but that a significant leave vote would trigger greater reforms
we've done a proper whoopsie here, just praying they don't actually go through with it
Fifteen minutes with you
oh I wouldn't say no
oh people see no worth in you
but I do
I dreamt about you last night
and I fell out of bed twice
you can pin and mount me
like a butterfly
But take me to the haven of your bed
was something that you never said
two lumps, please
you're the bee's knees
but so am I
i don't use tinder but is it only yanks who put their ethnic heritage in their bio?
>>61337841
>graph only displays one fucking week
fuck off
>>61337883
Truly thanks for the offer, but I'm in Cheltenham
Anglo-Norwegian united arms against the fourth reich when?
>>61337869
Well its been a few days since the referendum you mong when it had been a few days after the Indy ref there were loads of pro independence scots still posting
can't wait to move to the south coast or ireland and start a new life. Nice long walks on beautiful empty beaches.
>>61337870
it's a meadow, i'm not mowing it
>>61337905
unironically dont care
why do you continue to post this shite blog
>>61337795
Why did this get 4 replies?
What am I missing here?
>>61337603
>>61337837
wessex
>hong Kong public calling to rejoin uk after brexit
Empire reforming when?
My Nong thai gf keeps shrimps
I'm not gay, I'm bisexual and I can't have kids anyway so yes I am a genetic dead end but I'm happy. Fuck you, you ignorant dick.
>>61337933
I know, you weren't supposed to reply
>>61337195
>>61337320
>Remainers pretending to have voted to leave
Ahh yes.
>>61337919
it's the lowest since 2008
>>61337887
Fuck off you lost stop shilling loser
