You have to spend the rest of your life in either of these red-painted countries AKA the former communist bloc. Which one do you choose and why?
Hard mode: No Czechia or Slovenia
>>61333198
Latvia
right where I am
Estonia
>>61333198
Estonia, easily
it's not a meme
>>61333198
There is literally no other choice than Estonia.
B
>>61333198
Where I am
Why?
Cause it's comfy
Croatia no contest
Croatia or Serbia
Hungary
>>61333198
I won't move from here, even if you paid me.
>>61333434
same Poland is chill
Save me, Poland
Russia, URA!!
>>61333198
Croatia
F*ck off with you cold and flat Estonia
>>61333198
Bulgaria duhh.
Estonia or Croatia.
>>61333198
>Hard mode: No Czechia or Slovenia
Croatia or Montenegro then?
>>61333198
Poland
>>61333705
Fuck off animal, time of foreigners in Poland is over now. We choose whom we want in our country and we don't like brownshits from Shitaly.
>>61333749
rude
>>61333198
Greece
I am Greek
>>61333342
>>61333230
This. Riga is the most glorious city on earth.
>>61333198
I'm already here, could be a lot worse.
>>61333198
Croatia/Slovenia. Estonia is noice but is cold af.
>>61333801
Greekbro read the thread carefully unless you are part of the former communist block now?
>>61333198
Estonia
Because why not
>>61333975
You can't even point it on map, stupid american retard
Lithuania or Estonia.
Poland no doubt
>>61333198
Azerbaijan
Because it looks comfy
Estonia,boland,czech,croatia are all pretty ok desu
>>61333198
Russia. Then eventually, I'll be able to visit everywhere on the planet.
>>61334296
kek
>>61333198
Czech Republic.
Wonderful country, wonderful people, public porn-shoots and beer. And best of all, they're not polacks.
10/10.
>>61334429
>public porn-shoots
>they're not polacks
Yes, we are not your whores. We prefer to beat and kill you, foreign degenerate scum or charge you 4x more for drinks.
>>61334529
Case in point.
>>61333749
Has there ever been a time of foreigners in Poland?
>>61333198
MOLDOVA
YOLO :D
:DDDDDDDD
>>61333198
Czechia
if hardmode, russia
Russian women go insane for western guys if you're even half decent due to the low standards russian men set, I also know 4 russian guys who I work with so I'd just move near them
>>61333265
>>61333640
aay, me too
>>61333342
This. I'll stay in this hellhole tbqh.
>>61334749
>Has there ever been a time of foreigners in Poland?
I think that it fucking is. Yet 10 years ago i was seeing a brown/black person in my city once a year, now i see these fuckers multiple times everyday when i come back from my workplace. And i can only imagine how many Polish-lookings foreigners we must have, that i can't detect with eyes, but only by their speech. Everytime somebody opens mouth in the bus to the phone, you can hear Russian for example
>>61333198
Eesti. Not because I so terribly like it here, but from those options it's the best.
>>61334912
>Slovenia
>hellhole
It's the most developed second world country in the world. It's also on par and even higher than some first world countries like Spain and Portugal
>inb4 Spain and Portugal are not first world meme xD
Yes they are.
>>61335087
What's the difference between Slovakia and Slovenia?
>>61335143
One of them is not white
>>61335143
Nobody knows
>>61334944
>I see a couple of brown people every day
>my life is ruined
>>61335201
Nobody is nice to Poles abroad, so we don't have moral obligation to be nice to foreigners in Poland. There are cases of brown and black people who were beaten many times here, and they still stay, like fucking cockroaches instead of change their place of living. Immigrants are like that, it is hard to kick them out.
>>61334749
1939
>>61335143
Who
>>61335143
Different ethnicities, different languages. Slovak is more understandable to a Czech while Slovene is more understandable to Serbian/Croatian. The two just happen to have similar names and a similar flag. They don't even share a border.
>>61335292
>Nobody is nice to Poles abroad,
Lie.
>so we don't have moral obligation to be nice to foreigners in Poland.
Untrue.
You have the moral compass of a 4 year old, how others act does not affect your own moral standards you dumb nigger
>>61335377
Fuck off, German scum, your nazi tribe won't be giving us any moral lessons, because you killed 30% of our population
>>61335306
>>61335200
Is it just two different names for the same country? They have the same flag and everything.
>>61335292
>his treatment of people who have done nothing wrong is based on the fact that nobody likes him
you're a literal child. You're not nice to someone because it's expedient/you have an obligation to be nice, theoretically people do it out of principle. So now we've established you're melodramatic, have anger issues and are a living sadboy meme. I say this and my best friend is Polish.
'why does nobody like m-me ;_;'
>>61335410
>because you killed 30% of our population
Next time don't be such pussies then.
Also
I'm sure a pole killed a german once so according to your logic killing the polish is fine as a german
>>61335425
One was formed when it split with the Czech republic and one was formed when Yugoslavia fell apart. They're two different countries altogether.
Split Dalmacija please god
Alternative I'll take herceg novi
Estonia, definitely Estonia
hungary since I'd feel at home on the plains. ukraine would also work but no thanks.
slovenia is cool as well
>>61335292
this is exactly how my grandparents told me that they were treated in poland for being jews 80 years ago
Estonia or croatia
a few years ago i'd have chosen ukraine, but things didn't go well for them
Id stay here, but would love a property in Croatia for a break from the bleak early spring/late autumn
>>61333198
Belarus
>>61335143
One is Slav and has mountains and shit, the other is also like that.
>>61333198
Bulgaria
>>61335292
>Nobody is nice to Poles abroad
Source: your ass
I've met poles living here and in other EU countries and no one of them complained at all
>>61335812
There were cities in Poland where Jews were majority. It had to generate some conflicts and tensions between our nations. But we were never planning to kill them like Germans did
>>61333198
Boland.
Croatia
>>61336013
Why don't they become the same country?
>>61335410
>be poland right before WWII
>see Germany moving in to annex Sudetenland
>take advantage and take a nice chunk of Czechoslovakia for yourself
>fast forward a few decades
>"FUCKING NAZIS"
Poor little poles, they dindu nuffin!
>>61334835
should you worry more about german women being dicked by sandnigs?
>>61333198
I'll stay right where I am
>>61336527
You don't have much choice, hahaha
>>61333375
I am joining romania for high tier sluts
>>61333198
Stay in Latvia, but also Estonia or Croatia would be solid choices, maybe also Slovakia.
Russia
>>61336564
Says who :^)
#cro#orangesponsorsu
>>61333198
I wouldn't move from here if you pay me. Life here is exeptionally good, although Westernes think it's not.
>>61337167
apart from memes, you're pretty much a poor shithole
>>61337258
Not really. And quality of life does not consist solely of money.
>>61333198
My first answer would be Slovenia, but since it's hard mode, Poland. My paternal family is from there, so I'm already used to the food and some weird/silly shit Poles do. Also, I can cross the border and buy really cheap cigs and booze in Belarus.
>>61333198
Estonia, easiest choice of my life
Hungary seems pretty comfy
>>61333198
Estonia.
If not estonia, maybe poland.
After that, Latvia or Lithuania.
Maybe Russia if i could live in the far eastern siberian wilderness and not have to interact with the government or go to moscow/stpetersburg/etc (why aren't more russians libertarians anyway?)
>>61333198
Czechia.
Oh, wait.
>>61333198
Russia because i love Russians.
>>61337487
>>61337167
>>61336775
Ad hoc rule:
If you live in one of those countries, you must choose another. Otherwise it isn't fun.
its either Lithuania or Estonia. Probably Lithuania though
>>61333198
>born in Croatia
>not living in this paradise
KILL ME
USA obvious, cuz waltstreet. Rihana, Jay Z muh nigga, guns and shits.
>>61333198
I dont want to change smt
Among all these contries Belarus is my fav
Moscow Russia 2bh
estonia
>>61336870
I can move, live and work in any Westerneuropean country i want, without visa and permission and have a right to their retirement as well, which can't be said about poor isolated Russian niggers. Even here in Poland we accept only Russian job-visas of highly skilled IT professionals who have such skills that we can't find in Poland and nobody else beside it.
>>61333198
Czechia
From my research it seems you can walk up to women, hand them money, and engage in public sex
>>61337527
I already chose plenty of other options famalam.
>>61336379
thats like asking why dont Denmark and Netherlands become same country. We have different languages, we dont border each other and have almost no connections except for like thousands years ago
>>61337675
Another isolated postsoviet nigger who says that he loves his country because he can't move out to the better one without visa :D
>>61337728
Ah, you did fäm, but not the others [spoiler]:)[/spoiler]
>>61337720
>Americans in charge of reading
>>61333198
Where I am now.
Otherwise, Estonia or Croatia, maybe Poland.
>>61337742
They have different flags, different names.
You have the Russian flag and same name.
>>61333524
No
Japs arent welcome here
>>61336418
That good chunk was mostly polish. It was taken by czechs when we were busy fighting soviets
>>61337527
>>61333198
Then Slow Vakia
>>61333198
Yugoslavia wasn't in the eastern block
>>61337644
also I would probably choose Zlovenia or Czechia
Croatia or Poland
>>61337948
E S T O N I A
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Literally the only correct answer.
>>61333198
Croatia
... and maybe Albania, since if you have enough Shekels you dont have to fear that much. It may be a shithole but its a cheap shithole
>>61333198
>the EU in 30 years
>>61333198
I already do
>>61337922
The fuck are you smoking? Poland loves Japan.
East Germany.
>>61337890
we dont have same name or flag
>>61338164
Yes you do
Estonia, Poland and Slovenia in that order
>>61338318
objectively false
>>61334022
What the fuck are you talking about?
Croatia.
>>61333198
Slovakia :3
Is Czechia pronounced "check-ia" or "chetch-ia"?
>>61340712
I always assumed the second, but we do say check republic
Estonia or Slovenia
>>61340712
>>61340779
Its your language, call us whatever you want in it.
>>61340712
Just call them Bohemia. It'll make Moravia and Czech Silesia mad, but fuck'em.
Slovakia/Estonia
>>61333198
ez, resettle Prussia
>>61333198
Serbia because it would be like living here but somehow better.
Hrvatska or crnagora
>>61333198
Hungary due to Viktor Orban, the european donald and saviour of the white race.
>>61333198
rus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8zIfaNHiB0
>>61333198
Lithuania.
>>61333198
Honestly, I would just kill myself.
Communism is the worst thing to happen to any country.
>>61333198
>picking anything but Slovenia
Enjoy living in third world cuntries.
Moldova.
I want to start my own winery and Moldova has the largest wine cellar in the world.
+their walnuts are the best in the world. Everyone else needs to step their fucking walnut game up.
>>61333198
I've been to Crotia, Hungary and Latvia. All were pretty nice, but for living there for the rest of my life i'd definitely go for Latvia. It's basically as close to the nordics as it gets without being the nordics.
croatia
Dumb op
he doesn't know softest communist regime was in Hungary hehe
>>61344954
True, but we could only maintain a decent lifestyle with an unsustainable welfare state, amassing debts. As a result, the country is now an indebted shithole, while countries with former harsher regimes had enough financial freedom to kickstart their economies.
Eesti is beesti
I ain't movin nowhere
Probably Croatia or Czechia
hard mode : Estonia
easy mode : Slovenia
>>61347351
There can be no other answer.
>>61347394
desu I would remain in Czechia but I cant pick that
>>61333198
Estonia
Lithuania, but there is nothing difficult about that you seppo cunt
>>61333198
East germany because OP's a retard
>>61333802
>Only started apreciating Art Nouveau after a visit to Stockholm
Without it buildings just look so bland.
>>61333198
Bulgaria or Croatia
But tbqh I'd take anything but fucking FYROM though.
>>61333198
Belarus because I am sick of seeing the ocean every single time I look out my window
>>61333198
If you have money I can tell you without bias that Hungary is an absolute blast. It has a high chance of turning into a Russian colony shithole in the future, though. You can find some very cool people here but most of the time it's impolite retards without much decency.
If you want safe and decent bets then it's Slovenia/CZ or the Baltic, although Russia might stir some shit there, too. The difference is that Russkies would actually have to take the Baltic states by force while Hungary as it looks like now will gladly gobble on literally any cock as long as it but supports their irrational hatred of gays and foreigners.
>>61334202
>>61351632
Look at this Turkish/Azeri bromance
Pan Turanism when?
Romania.
That tiny part where some germans are left.
Hope there is some young qt left and make many kids like gypsis starting my little village clan.
Albeit I want to study first in germoney so I can contribute something worthwhile to them instead of just sitting in a dump.
Poland to be honest with you senpai
B
Estonia
>seting up a company is what every finn is doing in estonia right now because estonian labor is half as expensive as in funland
>tallinn is a suburb of helsinki
>try to convince locals to start going to church and celebrating easter and christmas
5/5 it'll be fine
I'll stay right here.
>>61333198
Estonia or Poland
>>61342081
you will just sound like a retard, czech already means bohemian
