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>>61332423
飯シリーズ好きだね~
乙
おつぎょうざさまです
>>61332423
あらあら、そんなに炭水化物をお採りになっては、おデブになってよ。
王将け?
おつおつ
>>61332585
お前この子好きなん?
post some current popular songs in Japan
>>61332423
おつかれさまです
新しい大日本帝国はいつ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEYBMpk4ZUM
>>61332585
Where is the pic from? I couldn't find it with image search.
>>61332423
ラーメン・ライス
学生の主食
>>61332604
ラーメンが違うと思う
最近、王将には行っていないが
フランスもう先制されてる
>>61332604
せやで
>>61332669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iuYxdXFPbc
>>61332669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCBlyz7VmS8
>>61332756
This is my jam
>>61332669
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ie7vd
>>61332677
まだ
>>61332741
なんだ、そうか
安いので学生時代は、よく行ったな
>>61332728
ウニのパスタ?
>>61332677
火縄銃が足りない
>>61332708
It's from Game of Thrones だよ
>>61332669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TuMWzJd6RM
>>61332897
行ってみたい
>>61332901
TVドラマシリーズには疎くて…すみません。
>>61332944
おう、しょうか
たとえば、どの家の畳も隙間は無いと思う。
家というのは寸法通りに出来ていない。数ミリ~数センチ誤差がある。
畳は全てその誤差に合わせて作られる。だから同じ畳は一枚も無い。フルオーダーメイド。
日本の街全体はしっかりした作りに見える。
アジアの雑然都市は雑に作られている感がすごい。
でもこれは既製品だけで作られるとそうなる。
日本の製品の作りがしっかりしているのは、職人の手作業レベルが高いから。
これを『良い製品』と呼んでいる。
NHKすぺしゃる
ミシャグジ様とかモリヤとかに
タケミナカタ
まんで、今のノラガミやな
>>61333138
これは納得、すごい
確かに、アジアの都市がツギハギのように乱雑なのって、既製品を無秩序にくっつけてるからだよね
看板もネオンサインも、流れ作業の安い看板屋に頼むから景観とまったく一致しない
山冠カワイイ
Rei Ayanami is Japan's most precious national treasure.
てかパンツ屋は前にNHK受信料を払ってないと偉そうに言ってたくせになんでNHK見てるんだ
>>61333381
かーちゃんが払ってしまった
>>61333381
君が代わりに払ってくれてるからだよ
>>61333041
素敵なオヤジギャグをありがとう。
お礼に(You)を差し上げるわ。
>>61333381
ついでにBSもWOWOWも払っています
>>61333344
>shit taste
ペンギンの写真を撮るつもりです
Does this mean "I plan to take pictures of penguins"?
If not is there a better way of saying this?
>>61333511
Don't hate. You know Rei Ayanami is superior.
>>61332856
王将嫌いだけどラーメン餃子炒飯の画像これしかなかった
How long have you studied japanese?
>>61333523
It sounds fine.
>>61333573
4 years
How long have you studied English?
>>61332423
乙
>>61333523
of course, that's right.
or I'm going to take pictures of penguins
>>61332869
畜生笑っちまった
いやでも弓の方が頼りになったって話聞くけどホントかいな
連射性に問題があったとかなんとか
三段の話は無しよ
>>61333635
>I'm going to
>>61333573
二月まで日本の勉強をしました
This is probably wrong.
2 months of studying japanese
Only have two more lessons of the first genki book and then moving on to the second genki book; Not sure what I'll do after genki which should take maybe 2-3 months? Probably taisho?
>>61333832
二月←February
まで←till
>>61332423
美味そうだけど、中国人が白目剥きそうなメニューだな。
>>61333905
fugg
>>61333609>>61333609
10 years だけど話したり聞いたりするのはマジで出来ないし読み書きだって自信ないから死にたい
四年でそんな完璧なのってすごいなぁ1日何時間やってな?
the only picture I have of the 2nd girl I dated. this was in Daejeon in some art center
of course I was nervous because it was the first time I ever took a picture of a girl
anyway she later sent it to me and laughed about it. she wasn't like any other girls, she didn't care about pictures
we enjoyed our time and didn't take any selfies like stupid normies.
unfortunately for me and her, double eyelids... what can you do
>>61333832
二ヶ月is correct
>>61333730
雨だと役に立たないからこの時期とか意味ないからじゃないの?
>>61333962
*やってた?
>>61333962
完璧じゃないよw
アメリカに留学してみたらどうどすか?
>>61333962
大学生の時授業はたぶん平均的に週に5時間
でも留学の経験は6か月間もある
>>61332423
I was just in Japan for 3 weeks
Upon getting back, I couldn't taste anything for like a week.
Why the fuck do Japs put so much MSG and salt into their food? Don't they realise it's bad for you?
nippon banzai
>>61334246
Since when it's okay for a Brit exile to tell us about what we can and cannot do with food?
>>61334246
Man that's weird af. I know lots of people who've gone to Japan and I've never heard of this happening before.
明日の株式市場楽しみだなぁ(白目)
>>61334111
アメスパ留学してたのか!!わたしも死ぬほどしたいけどアメリカの留学たっけえんだ(T_T)派遣留学でいけるほど優秀でもないし…
>>61333995
did you at least have sex? how was she?
>>61334246
MSG occurs in soy sauce naturally
【バカ】英国民「離脱に投票したけど俺ら今後どうなるの??」 いまさら事の重大さを調べだす…
http://blog.esuteru.com/archives/8616434.html
わろた
>>61334517
他の国は?
アメリカは確かに高いな
留学生で行けばアルバイトしてはならないらしいし
ごめんなさい:(
留学で来た時にアルバイト簡単にさせてもらえて感謝してる。
アメリカも同じにすればいいのに。
でも不正のアルバイトならあるらしい
推薦できないんだけど
ばれたら大変そう
お願いしまーす
お願いしまーす
>>61334246
Because Japanese food is exceptionally bland tasting. It is basically either all salty/fishy tasting, or taste like nothing.
Hence they are reliant on MSG
>>61334830
それがスペインとギリシャのセリフだよ
>>61334499
Probably because they eat shit food back home
>>61334792
>不正のアルバイト
袋に入った小麦粉を路地裏のヤバそうな人に渡したりやけに重い荷物をロッカーまで運んだりするの?
>>61334549
no. I friendzoned her because of her double eyelid
and girls that want sex on the first date are whore 2bh
>>61334830
>>61334901
>>61335004
違うw
日本人の女の人の友達が留学で行ったとき給料を現金で渡すレストランでアルバイトをしてた
彼女はいけないと言われたら自分で道を開拓するタイプだから尊敬する
>>61335066
>謝罪スタッフ
>前屈ストレッチ
>オーディション
wwwww
>>61335468
>>61335468
we getting fug by potato
>>61335512
>>61332585
if I get the frog citizenship, Can I apply for euro neetbux?
OUI OUI OUI
>>61335549
>>61335662
We fug the potato now
手続き上、イギリスのEU離脱は2年先らしい。なので、すぐにどうなるわけでもないみたいだよ。
でも、他の国の離脱が続いたり、トランプにも追い風みたいなので中長期で連鎖反応していくと、いろいろ影響が出てくるのだろうね。
![snapshot_00.33_[2015.12.23_02.37.31].png](https://i.imgur.com/AC1gZiX.jpg "snapshot_00.33_[2015.12.23_02.37.31].png")
>>61332423
>>61335722
>>61335552
potato-chan!
>>61335779
Fuck off Match fixing poteto
>>61335789
>トランプにも追い風
いや逆にトランプをなめ続けるとイギリスみたいになるからしっかりしろとアメリカ人は考えてると思う
>>61335789
そんな先なの?
>他の国の離脱が続いたり
ありそう。
UKの中でも内部分裂しそうだし、
一寸先は闇な世の中ですな。
>>61335810
Yo Yo bro! what's up?
![snapshot_07.00_[2016.02.14_12.49.21].png](https://i.imgur.com/671b2E4.jpg "snapshot_07.00_[2016.02.14_12.49.21].png")
>>61336005
fine today
>>61335810
how can you protect her smile after all thoses years?
>>61335822
>>61336071
>fine today
NICE! I wish you fun everyday.
>>61335789
前からオランドは人気がないから、来年のフランス大統領選での再選はなさそうだってさ
Tapadh leibh!
>>61336137
b-but i lose my virginity in the industry
おまえらは里芋(taro)の山かけを食べなさい。
potatoは私が貰った!
トルコに一人旅に出たいけど治安か心配です
ついにスコットランドの時代が来たようだ。
最初から知っていた。
>>61336645
ありがとうイギリス
君のことは忘れない
>>61336852
>>61336778
馬鹿にも解るように説明しろ
イギリスのプロ市民様まで動員して離脱に反対だ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbazd5XBItk
>>61337198
>>61337199
>>61337227
これからはスコットランド語の時代だ。
ane twa three fower five sax
イギリスという国があったのも遠い昔のことだ。
http://webmshare.com/wwybj
>>61337349
>国際旅団の旗
また懐かしいものを・・
アナーキスト(もどき)たちにとって今は良い時期なのかえ?
Hey guys, just started learning and I was wondering if there was a better way to shift between romaji and kana input when typing?
>>61337721
space+meta key is good enough for me
My favorite izakaya is Hanbey, it's Showa-style and rather cheap.
I'm going to Kansai this week, can anyone tell me izakaya that aren't plain, Kin-no-kura type food?
>>61337658
アナーキーインザユーケー
おっぱいに国境は無い
>>61337972
>>61338611
日本国旗はおっぱいそのものだろ
>>61338108
Oh right, I can just do it that way
thanks
イギリスは欧州特許からも離れてしまうんだろうか。
欧州の英語公用語化は後退するのだろうか。
とにかく先手打たねば
>>61338776
そらあんたhentai発祥の国ですぜ
って明日月曜じゃないか....
>>61339349
変態の国なのに虹ロリが違法
月曜か…仕事欲しいなあ
EUにイスラムが入るのはEUの方が拡大したからなんだ。
東欧の一部は元々イスラム圏だから。
だからEUがイスラムを飲み込むか、それに耐え切れないかの二択しかない。
拡大ってのはそういうことだ。
SCHLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
>>61339656
やーい、カナダでは犯罪者
>>61339954
ゴーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーーール
>>61340136
German, win without having to worry.
>>61340000
どうせきみもロリコンだろう
隠さなくってもいいぜ
>>61340247
Every match is a hard match, no one knows what might happen. But yeah that penality kick is gonna be good
What is dating like in Japan?
I am guessing things such as "1 night stands" or "1st date fucks" are nearly impossible
Do girls hold out until they finish school? Or is it more Western where there are relationships within schools?
I'm 19 and a friend invited me to stay at his house in Osaka and I want to take in as much information about things so I don't look like a バカ外国人
I just wanna know how shit works ya feel
>>61340298
>But yeah that penality kick is gonna be good>>
nvm ._.
>>61340136
むしろ勝っても次が決勝並の組み合わせ
トーナメント運はないな
世界で一番フットボールを愛している国はどこ?
>>61340298
>Every match is a hard match
hahaha brasilien rollt in ihr Grab
>>61340311
if you are white then everything will be ok
>>61340424
やっと勝てると思わないながら今楽しいようにする
>>61340537
t-t-they gave everything
>>61340516
best korea
あんまり文を組み立てる機会がないので、文調がおかしいていうか。。 どうやって日本語をうまく書けるようになればいいでしょう?
大体の物は読めるけど、これも乗り越えないといけない壁かな?
>>61340580
what level of good looks do i need?
girls like blue eyes and blonde hair right?
>>61340589
sie deutschland die weltmeisterschaft gaben :^)
>>61340714
>どうやって日本語をうまく書けるようになればいいでしょう?
日本語の使い方はすでにうまいと思うよ。
日本人の友達を作って、その人に日本語を直してもらうのはどう?
>>61340602
しねよー
>>61340819
not matter how fat, ugly, old you are, if you are white ,asian girls will love you
>>61341624
それでは、まずは日本人の友達を作ることね
それがまた大変な。。
>>61341763
>>61342038
僕も友達を作るのが難しい
シンパイスルナ
包茎手術
Every company I write to changes their requirements to a point where I can't apply anymore.
Is it time to give up
>>61340136
Ich denke, J. Kimmich einen Nachteil der Mannschaft sei
>>61340311
you're not baka gaijin yeah
just remain "When in Rome. do as Roman's do"
>>61341624
友達がなくても大丈夫と思うよ、文書を書くために文書を読むだけで充分だ。なぜなら、会話の日本語と文化的の文書の日本語は全然違うだから。
>>61332423
Is that ham in that plate on the left?
>>61342458
Er ist sehr jung und birgt ein enormes Potential. Es ist entscheidend, gerae jetzt, junge, motivierte Spieler ins Team zuz holen, da viele bekannte Gesichter die nächste WM, zumindest als Spieler, nicht mehr erlebe werden
スカトロジーってyoutubeでありなの?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFmSsh32v7g
>>61342038
>それでは、まずは日本人の友達を作ることね
>それがまた大変な。。
それじゃあ、まずは日本人の友達を作ることだね
それがまた大変だ。。
is better,I think.
I can teach you Japanese, if you like.
>>61342691
>ein enormes Potential
Was halten deutchen Leute fuer ihn?
>>61342944
er wird teilweise als "neuer Lahm" bezeichnet
>>61340136
おう、今TVで見てるぞ
日本でも放送してる
WCの強さが戻ってきたんじゃないか
明日起きられないなこりゃ。。。
>>61342754
Thanks. Everything I write in Japanese feels awkward in some way, though I can never put a finger on it. On top of that I get most of my grammar cues from media instead of real life conversations. I bet an actual trip to Japan would help a lot but I haven't had the privilege.
Are you a native speaker?
>>61342659
I'm guessing it's char siu. a lot of people like it with their ramen
Going to Jamaica this summer
wish me luck
>>61343266
Have you ever tried any language exchange websites like Interpals?
Yes, I'm a native speaker.
>>61343559
Don't die
>>61343559
You're gonna get shot
do japanese people actually wrap negi around their necks when they catch a cold
>>61343717
I've heard there was a lot of black people there ;_;
>>61343879
Why are you going
>>61343917
To take vacations
>>61343627
Fug, I don't browse a lot of /int/ lately so I completely forgot that place existed. I'll look into it. ありがとう
I love my favorite thread
whats your favorite thread za efu
>>61343960
Go to Haiti instead, at least there you'll have more in common with the natives other than skin color
>>61345234
>france
>other than skin colour
>>61345115
the dead thread
お知り合い
お尻愛
>>61345015
>>61345341
i want to lick your eclair and taste your profiteroles
>>61345684
You want to taste what's inside my éclair?
>>61345815
c-chastity eclair?? who did this
>>61345980
fauchon
>>61345423
>>61343559
It's hot in Jamaica.
Make sure you put sun cream on so you don't burn.
If you could fix one thing in Japan history , what would it be ?
>>61346709
Remember my roasted legs in Thailand?
>>61346954
trade with euros during samurai period
>>61347071
Why
>>61347052
Of course, hence the forewarning.
>>61347135
nobunaga brought guns to japan and killed muh noble sword wielding samurai
>>61347052
DIARRHEA
>>61347178
Now ,what would be the consequences ?
>>61347269
Yes you also remember that part of the trip
your thoughts about the world aging population?
>>61347355
don't know tbqh
I don't really know the history to make a good guess.
maybe they'd get invaded by china, or learn to make guns themselves. maybe they might not get nuked
>>61347827
Or Samurai being a grade in modern Japanese police
>>61347921
>samurai police with swords instead of batons
この番組はご覧のスポンサーの提供でお送りします
>>61348115
>tfw only noble can wear katana casually
>>61348274
>tfw yakuza smuggling gunpowder
is the f going to breed a jamaican transvestite or will he be stopped by the local food again?
>>61348422
>tfw glorious Nippon steel folded 1 mirrion times is actually a modern crafting technique
>>61348488
It will be the tell of the fabulous Diarrhea men part 3
>>61348488
He's looking forward to the transvestite gay sex in Jamaica
>>61348770
I'm not interested in black girls unless they are super hot tho with straight hair
>>61348876
>hey hotlips, tell me more about Star Ocean 5...
>>61349095
There is no almost no cinematic
The Graphics are shit
You get the good old rpg feel playing
The OST is nice
The story so far is great
The gameplay is getting hardcore as fuck once you get a big group
>>61349249
>are my graphics shit, anon?
china has become the flavor of the month country in asia for normies to visit.
now I can see why peru was so pissed about all the white guys in shanghai. it really is ridiculous how many whites there are in china now, and how normal they are.
japan, you need to attract these faggot flavor of the monthers back to your country. offer them free onaholes to fuck or free flights to Tokyo. make japan popular again, get these hipsters and european douches out of here and send them back to Tokyo where they belong.
>>61349965
>doubting Peru
also normies will find theirselves in syria soon, don't worry
>>61349491
>slavery intensifies
日本の大学の入学に高校の成績は反映されないのなら高校の授業の時間などで生徒らが寝たり先生を無視したりしないの?
えと、日本の名門高校ではない一般な高校で東京大学とか京都大学に受かる学生はどうして勉強するの? 高校の授業だけで済ませるの?もしくは塾とかチューターに助かれる?
When I walked onto Tokyo street =___=I looked up and saw...SASUKE!!!!!!!!! <33333333333333!!!! * KONNICHIWAS OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE-SAMA!!!!!* I yelled n___n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *____* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!!!! [OMG!!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!! RLY!!! >.> <.< >.< (0) (0) (0)] then I saw some baka fat bitch watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!!!!!! -________-;;;;;; OMG I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ò) (ò_ò) (ò_ò) so I yelled UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT'S MY MAN WHY DON'T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ò) then sasuke held me close =^= and said he would only ever love me and kissed me again!!! (O)/ then we went to his apartment and banged all night long and made 42 babies and they all became ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nyaaaaa!!!! (^______<)
>>61352026
shut the fuck up
>>61351165
>えと、日本の名門高校ではない一般な高校で東京大学とか京都大学に受かる学生はどうして勉強するの? 高校の授業だけで済ませるの?もしくは塾とかチューターに助かれる?
学校終わったあと予備校に行って勉強する
>>61351165
東大みたいな大学に入る人は予備校と呼ばれる塾に通ってることが多いよ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-dBBg17RkU
最近は難関大学合格者をテレビに出して話を聞く番組が多いから、興味があったら探してみてもいいかも
>mfw I can use the legion military trainning to later kill whites
how to get a japanese gf?
>>61352143
>>61352252
レスありがとう
その予備校って、私立でしょう?
授業料は、高いますか?
学校が終わって予備校も終わって帰宅したら何時くらい?
>>61352962
Peru, you never answered me if you would hire me to be head manager of PooPoo Peru's Export and Imports, Asia Division Inc. in china while you're away
>>61353690
who is this girl?
context is she fell in the water
>怪我してないから!
>怪我以前に全身ずぶ濡れじゃないの!!
>I'm not hurt!
>I'm asking before you got soaking wet! (?)
I'm not sure if I'm reading the second line right.
>>61354234
I'm not sure, but I think I would interpret it as "That aside, you're still soaking wet!". Gotta wait for a native speaker, I guess.
*sits down, turns on the computer, opens up the japanese thread*
ah yes ... here we go
>>61354680
You are right.
I couldn't know how I should translate 怪我以前に but yours is perfect
>>61354806
Beautiful
>>61354680
>>61354814
Thanks guys. 以前に was throwing me for a loop.
>>61353040
予備校は学校と名がついていても、普通の企業が運営する塾みたいなものだね
授業料も予備校によるとしか言えない
東大合格する人は一日10時間は勉強してるらしい
>>61354934
I went to a school ranked higher than 東大 not in Japan. I never had to study that much.
Every time I hear things like this I wonder why they have to study so much? Do they just not prepare enough in high school?
>>61354814
>>61354914
Lovely then.
>>61355114
Probably the same reason you care about "school ranking"
>>61355177
That doesn't make sense as a reply to what I wrote.
>>61355114
Because of 努力主義. We can't admit high or low IQ by birth ostensibly.
>>61355322
This, and how rich or poverty.
>>61355371
>>61355322
But why can't Japanese graduate high school already prepared to enter college?
How was the road trip yesterday to the guy whose friend got a new car.
>>61355114
Maybe it's a (social) pressure related thing? Japan seems more demanding when it comes to those matters, at least that's the way I see it.
>>61355114
American/British education culture is terrible. It totally only depends on how rich or poor your family was. And even you entered high ranked university, you will suffer from fee forever.
>>61355539
I don't see how that has anything to do with it. We don't have to pay extra money to go to a juku while in school and then study ten hours a day for a test. By the time we graduate high school we are already prepared to enter college. If anything, it seems like you need extra resources to enter a prestigious school here. You can graduate a public high school in America prepared to enter Harvard. No extra tutoring on the side required to even have a chance.
>>61355688
Well, I guess it's easier to enter Harvard as a nigger but how about as a poor white/asian guy? And how can you get money back you paid? Graduating Harvard means nothing here, as long as graduated Tokyo University, you won't worry about your future.
>>61355539
And this is factually wrong. The top schools in America like Harvard and Princeton have need blind admissions. So they admit students before they know how much they can pay. Many top schools even have entirely no loan financial aid packages where they guarantee you will graduate without loans. Look it up. The poorest students at Americas top schools pay literally nothing to attend. And none of them had to attend a juku to get to a level where their academics are enough. They graduated public high schools already academically equal to the rich kids who went to private schools.
>>61355688
getting 2300/2400 in sat
having 3.5+ gpa
shining extracurricular activities
= having at least a shot at harvard or its peers
do you really think this is possible for a student to do without external help in any high school in the united states?
>>61356289
If you're an American citizen you would qualify for need blind admission. And you can talk about affirmative action quotas but that doesn't at all mean it is overall easy to enter Harvard. It's extremely selective.
This is all beside the point. I'm still trying to understand why Japanese high school students don't graduate academically prepared to enter top Japanese colleges and all I've gotten is people trying to attack other systems to deflect.
>>61356474
Yes it is cause me and lots of other students I know did it. I have friends in Princeton as well and none of us is rich. We all went to public high schools and no one had to attend a juku. Some of us had to take the sat twice for a better score but the sat score is not even that important.
>>61356558
>all I've gotten is people trying to attack other systems to deflect.
Talking to yourself? Well, we just pointed out the fact. Americans are notorious for stupid people and only 1% Jewish intelligent enslave the idiots. That's how American economy works, what a sick society.
