/cum/ rides again
>>61314278
sage
>>61314293
How dry is Merkel's cunt you faggot cuck?
>>61314331
Hi!
working was a mistake
>>61314278
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>61314331
hi cum chan wanna be part of my /cute club/??
>didn't get a gf in college
>now working 40 hours a week after graduating
Okay how the fuck do I get one now. seems impossible
>>61314351
What?
6st for Marco
>>61314331
>>61314363
2 cana-chans?
The Shallow is fucking terrible. Same faggot who directed Non-Stop. That's 2 of the 5 worst films I've seen since 2010
>>61314369
You're doing fine. You have something now that instantly makes you more attractive. Money and stability. One will come to you. Don't worry
>>61314369
Are you me? thinking the same thing. I guess you can try bars but from what I can tell there's never much quality there. best bet is to find interest groups or activities (fitness, art, cooking, etc.) and find someone with similar interests there. If you're at all religious, church is also an option. Basically just don't do nothing and get yourself out and active in the area.
I have shit I want to do to do that, I just don't have the money yet until I start getting paid.
Thanks for such great progressive policies Canada
Thank you Mexico for keeping my lawn nice and tidy
>>61314388
we do vewy cute things and stuff~
>>61314413
we were always two mexi-chan
>>61314415
Describe it
>>61314369
Go clubbing
>>61314331
>>61314363
>>61314388
>>61314470
Embarrassing.
Are the Germans gone yet?
>>61314553
Hopefully
>>61314550
This
Animefags gas yourselves
May farts are fucking rancid, friendos.
https://youtu.be/76WWMe_UnEY
Watch this video.
>>61314541
Was thinking about this myself; is it weird to go alone? I was thinking about it if only to try and get some one-night stands but it feels weird to go to a club without any friends.
>>61314541
I see you've never had a full time job before
>>61314553
Looks like the filthy kraut left, has to attend to his union and his bull
>>61314550
The animu roleplay bullshit does seem to be getting a bit out of hand again. It's almost as if the janny has some sort of bias...hmmmmm
>>61314533
The start of the film is: Here's Blake Liveley's ass while we pander to 14 year olds with pop culture references
The rest of the film is: Watch Blake Lively be literally the perfect specimen while we do shaky camera movement and 35 different angles per minute as heavy bass plays.
>>61314630
You're making me want to rub your prostate anon
Cartoons > Anime
I had a dream were in which I was sucking cock
I am gay /cum/?
>>61314732
thicc
>>61314780
very
>>61314780
>it's the "sucking dick is gay" meme
Nothing gay about wanting to slobber on some thick juicy cock
>>61314718
>>61314821
kill yourself faggot
>>61314821
this
It's only gay if you suck the cock of a gay guy. But if the guy is straight, then sucking his juicy cock is also straight.
PCT
Manbij is rightful SDF and YPG clay
>>61314965
this
shame about abu layla, I hope they will move onto al bab and jarabulus
>>61314821
>>61314923
Thanks
Thought I was gay for a second
weebs btfo
/CUM/ REPORT YOUR STATE OR PROVINCE
TEXAS REPORTING
SEND RAIN IMMEDIATELY
how does San Francisco weather stay so perfect?
>I enjoy anime
>>61315045
California(Northern)
we need it more
>>61315048
It's right next to the Pacific. The Pacific is cold. The cold water keeps the air cool.
>>61315045
MAINE
WHY ARE WE YELLING
>>61315048
because the pacific ocean is cold year round, meaning its always cold and comfy
>>61315045
Pennsylvania
TM Turbo is good but disappointing
>>61314984
By their victory they will avenge his death ;_;7
>>61314984
INTRUDER!!!
>>61315045
VA tbqh
Sup cum?
>PuliGOD on
we have a chance, lads
Ha HA!
Now I know the capitals of Mexico!
Cuernavaca, Chetumal, Chilpancingo, Culiacan, Pachuca,
Mexicali, La Paz, Hermosillo, Villa Hermosa, Saltillo,
Morelia, Merida, Toluca, Xalapa, Tepic,
Guadalajara, Monterrey, Tuxtla Gutierrez, Ciudad Victoria, (Victoria de) Durango,
Aguascalientes, Queretaro, Guanajuato, Chihuahua, San Luis Potosi,
Oaxaca, Colima, Puebla, Tlaxcala, Campeche,
Zacatecas,
y
Distrito Federal, Ciudad de Mexico
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBaUmx5s6iE
I haven't cum in 4 days
I'm not feeling too hot buds
>>61315214
The sky.
>>61314821
it's not gay if it's a girl dick
>>61314602
Nah that's pretty normal, I've been alone plenty of times. As long as you're not autistic you'll be chatting with a group of people in no time. Especially if they're all drunk. Then just go for the girls in the group. Works every time 2bh. If they ask where your friends are, just say they went home early or something, although they usually don't
Rate your mosquito level
>over 9000 srs
>>61315226
Stop this
>>61315280
>going outside
EU was founded by a bunch of commies.
>>61315280
Between quite a bit and a whole lot
>>61315313
I bet living in LA sucks
>>61315260
>Implying every board doesn't belong to /pol/
Did I just fuck this thread up?
give the boys your energy, lads
\0/
>>61315341
I don't live in LA.
>>61315349
Anthony is that you
>>61315295
Don't tell me what to do Madonna you're old and wrinkly now
>>61315341
It's alright
Yee haw
>>61315373
Your flag says LA country
>>61315423
how would one fuck a gun
>freedom to travel
>50+ years on, still the most reliable highway system conceived
EU couldn't keep their shit borders open for more than a couple decades, in North America we're constantly improving on our freedom to travel. Aside from Trump we're making great progress, he's not a bad candidate aside from his idea that cutting off Mexico is somehow good for NA's economy.
>>61315426
LA county is a big place bud
>>61315426
Yes.
>go to university
>walk alone in campus
>listen a unknown sound
>look in front of me
>see this big bear
Hey guys what am I?
>>61315045
>SEND RAIN IMMEDIATELY
pls no
I'm pretty sure the water table is less than a foot below ground right now
>>61315491
A cuck
>>61315451
make a thread
100+ replies guaranteed
>>61315423
here here
>>61315445
you obviously haven't clean a gun's barrel the right way, getting it all greased up and strippping it down really gets the mood right
>>61315491
Bigger than everything
>>61315491
water hoarders
>>61315483
I have a friend whose family runs a boy scout camp up in the mountains and there's two bears always digging through the garbage. They even named them and they respond to the names. He has to drive them off a few times a year because they're not afraid of people. Bears are pretty cool people.
>>61315491
Stupid
>>61315445
i'd imagine it's easier than fucking an anime character
>>61315045
Texas reporting in for duty
Where do you need me, sir?
Also i made a vocaroo for that one cuck
vocaroo
.com/i/s11mOIApA5zl
>>61315491
A faggot
>>61315491
Mexican Alberta
>>61315595
As I said, Mexican Alberta
I just messed with Texas and they didn't even do anything to me.
>>61315483
>go to university
>walk alone in campus
>listen a unknown sound
>look in front of me
>see this big bear
What do?
>>61315595
I think you're mistaken, that's the flag of Chile
Reminder
>our national team will never stop being shit
>>61315661
Report this display of raw masculinity to supreme leader Trudeau for being too male exclusive and not 2016 enough
>>61315045
Tennessee whats good
in Denver rn though
>>61315670
I have an inkling that's the joke he is making with that picture.
>>61315730
>implying Trudeau isn't drowning himself in manpussy on the dialy
>>61315739
that isn't the flag of chile you dumb fuck
>>61315723
why do you people even care about futbol?
concacaf teams are shit compared to any south american team anyway
it's funny how you even thought you had a chance
>>61315779
cant hear you all the way down in 7th place
>>61315747
Only enlightened manpuss that has undergone the best sensitivity and cultural training 2016 has to offer though.
>>61315277
Maybe I'll try next weekend then, worst comes to worst I get a few cheap drinks and go home
>>61315445
visit /k/ and ask. I guarantee there is a screencap of a thread floating around, I just don't have it to post myself, but trust me, it's happened.
>>61314369
find one at work maybe?
>>61315795
I said concacaf and that includes usa
usa wasn't even supposed to participate in this cup
you were only allowed in to appease chicanos
generally, your team has always performed like shit
>>61315818
Yeah give it a go lad. Dunno what clubs are like near you but the one I go to if I go alone is a brilliant night out anyway, proper filthy student club.
>>61315827
>shitting where you eat
>>61314382
Israel / Britain / America
BEST BUDDIES FOR LIFE
>>61315723
fug, i thought it was tomorrow and the finals the next day for some reason. Did we at least create opportunities?
>>61315767
Yes it is.
Just realized something about Trump and his supporters that could be very disturbing...
>Trump bases campaign off hating muslims
>His supporters rabidly call their opponents cucks
>Cuck, someone that willfully lets their wife fuck other dudes while he watches
>Muslims, some possessive of their women they make them wear full robes and stay at home
>Trump is very tan
>Trump secretly muslim is disguise plotting to overtake america
Thinking of applying to this years U.K. X-Factor lads.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0X1tV5ulZm6
Thoughts?
>>61315889
Just like Hitler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0tC3QcjmYA
is h3h3 /reddit/?
>>61315045
ALASKA HERE
WASHINGTON STATE SEND MORE DRUGS PLZ
>>61315875
we blew every single one of them. Finishing was piss poor and we had 2 near goals go off the sidebar. We probably led possession throughout the match and had nothing to show for it
>>61315923
Why would you get your drugs from WA rather than BC? It's free trade thanks to NAFTA
>>61315921
Everything you don't like is Reddit. Trust me, I'm a total patrician.
>Tfw first job
>Not exactly entry level position but they let me in anyway because they were desperate to fill it
>Hardly do any work because the job doesn't demand a whole lot
>Got a raise for being here a year and for good performance and shit
>$10.50 an hour now
>Minimum wage in my state is $8.05
/cum/fy as fuck lads
If only it was full time desu
>>61315911
very nice
>>61315961
shit
>>61315911
I take it you live alone lad, my housemates would go beserk
>>61315955
>mfw WA legal weed prices
If that's what legislation is like I hope it remains legal forever.
Nobody here gives a flying fuck anyway, can walk down the street with a joint and the worst that will happen is disapproving looks and cop tells you to put it out.
HI
>>61315961
>being a patrician
>being a plebian
>not being based middle class equite
>>61315961
t. Reddit
On a scale of Shadow of mordor hack n slash to Dark Souls skill, what is the witcher 2?
>>61315889
Nice try Hillary
wish i lived in newfoundland
seems so cozy
>>61315991
We could say the same thing about your alcohol prices, friendo. Also, most states have decriminalized the green Jew.
>>61315998
Bonsoir
>tfw nobody listened to your vocaroo
>>61316012
This guy gets it.
>crayfish
>>61316035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn36_e5uzRM
Shit quality video but this was a pretty good episode. I kinda have a hard on for far north climates and cultures.
>>61316056
probably would help if you had a face for your mouth
>>61316035
It is amazing, Maritimes are slightly better though. Basically the same thing but with less filthy papist Irish, seal meat, Inuit/First Nations, and a couple more teeth on average
>>61315581
what is going on here
are you recording yourself shitting
>>61316152
Oh shit waddup
im eating a sweet potato
but its not as sweet as u
>>61316152
>>61316170
здpaвeй, peддит!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
h-hi
>>61316189
That country is a fucking circus.
>>61316226
this
>>61316224
it's actually not from japan you know
why are breadsticks and ranch so fuckiing delicious
I made Japanese pancakes. One didn't turn out good but the other was okay.
>>61316216
Hello Mexifriend
Bonsoir Mexami
Hola Mexiamigo
>>61316254
salt
sugar
fats
>>61316242
They're all the same, bro.
>>61316254
>ranch
>>61316254
Bread sticks are my favorite food but I've been eating clean for 6 months and I miss them
>>61316302
Ketchup?
What are your toughts on cuckoldry?
The fact that people like this fucked up fetish, that the woman agreed to it, and that she enjoyed it makes my blood boil. What would bring a man to do this? There is nothing fun or arousing about cuckoldry. Assisting in cuckoldry/cheating or committing it is the fucking worst. Anyone who does it should off themselves immediately, even if you were the one they were running too.
>janny still deleting vapemen
you're doing everyone a huge favour thanks man keep up deleting some good /cum/ OC, Reddit is the front page page of the Internet don't forget to visit www.reddit.com!!!
>>61316326
only way is to cuck your woman
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A49u94sH5H0
really makes u think
>>61316369
vapeman is a shit meme desu
*sweats profusely while sitting down*
h8 this summer meme desu
>>61316326
It's fucking disgusting.
>>61316319
Better but I prefer my breadsticks plain
>>61316410
lame
Had a good date last night
Feeling confident lads
>>61316410
I like them with marinara, personally.
>>61316175
thanks
>>61316410
THIS
>>61316326
I've dated three feminists. One of them was that kind of feminist that, if asked "are you a feminazi", she would answer "of course I am".
And yet, I NEVER, EVER had any of them trying to coerce me for an open relationship.
>>61316433
No bully
>>61316488
sauce
>>61316440
Good to hear lad. Comfy gif btw
>>61316440
tell her u liked her and cant wait to see her again
My dad knows I don't have any friends
I hope he dosen't think less of me for it
>>61316410
This
Plain breadsticks are best breadsticks
>>61316502
No, plain
>>61316440
Tell her that you're going to fuck her right in the pussy next time you meet
>>61315675
Why is NaD still mentioned? He is forgotten. He can return but he is still old news.
>>61316529
kek
>>61316503
Thanks lad
>>61316506
I saw her today and she said she would want to do it again
>>61316530
Lewd
>>61316591
good job anon, 2016 is rly the year of the gf
>>61316529
haha
>>61316597
When will it be the year of the bf?
>>61316656
When you ask out a cute boy
>>61316617
Probably mainly posts anon, although being an extreme attention whore I would expect more trip posting
CIA is pretty easy to spot on the other hand
>>61316617
>implying you're not him
Fuck yeah, Canadian football is on. It's almost like the real thing.
>>61316656
every year is the year of the bf...
>>61316672
NaD posts as "your man"
Just downloaded Castlevania: SotN and am going to play it for the first time ever. Wish me luck!
>>61316719
Bad luck
How does a team score one point in Canadian football?
>>61316774
>>61316774
they have 2 get the syrup bottle onto the table
>>61316774
first one to apologize
>>61316671
I actually almost asked out my best friend who doesn't even know I swing that way.
Should I have done it /cum/?
>>61316774
I hear the Canadian point system is doing so well right now.
>>61316774
It's cute how you don't know that Canada invented football.
Also America's other favourite sports like basketball, modern hockey, and possibly baseball.
>>61316735
God I'd wreck Bug's boypussy so hard
im off, lads. reminder that mexico is in charge on saturday nights
>>61316832
Canadians dont actually believe this right? I mean apehoop I can understand, but the others?
>>61316853
Bonne nuit
>>61316853
Good night tacomuncher
Is it true that colleges/universities are the least free place in America?
>>61316832
Knute Rockne was American. Would you please answer the question.
>>61316801
You should make sure he likes dudes too
Listening to the Drunken Peasants desu
>inb4 fedora
>>61316907
I mean that would've came up during the conversation
>>61316889
Nah bud only /pol/tards who are upset that it isn't socially acceptable to cap off on any racial or religious minority say that crap.
College is pretty damn fun 2bh
>Listening to the Drunken Peasants desu
>>61316953
XDDDDDDDDD
Wanted to hear their thoughts on Brexit 2bh
>fucking a girl with Crohn's disease
>her shit bag ruptures
>floods my house
>>61316889
Nope. My alma mater is so free that they have dedicated LGBTQ and "women's safe space" offices.
Some of them actually literally ostracize homos for being not enough of a special snowflake.
>>61316977
What are their thoughts on it?
Listening to Earth 2
>Wanted to hear their thoughts on Brexit 2bh
>>61316870
Canadian sports:
>Modern Hockey:
Based on Euro stick on ice games, contemporary ice hockey was first played and codified in either Quebec or the Canadian Praries depending on differing claims.
>Apehoop
Invented by Canadian James Naismith whike in the US
>Lacrosse:
Based on a similar Indian game, modern lacrosse was invented and codified in Canada
>Baseball
Based on Euro stick and ball games, no one is exactly sure when or where baseball started, but we do know that the first newspaper account of a game, distinct from rounders or cricket, and played on a diamond took place in Ontario, 2 years before Abner Doubleday "invented" baseball in Cooperstown
>Football
The first game of Football took place during the annual rugby match between Harvard and Canada's McGill Uni. The teams started creating their own game on the fly. McGill suggested the sytem of downs to track progress as well as tackling to halt it. Later Harvard took the new game to Yale and football was born
>>61317003
They don't really seem to have any, they just touched upon it and TJ was like "muh scottish independence pls"
>>61316985
That's gross my friend
>>61317027
You can keep saying it all you want but I'll never listen
>tfw no friend to go hiking, woods exploring or bushcrafting with
>>61317064
why not?
>>61317064
where do u live
i go every week
>>61317064
Where are you Canuckfriend? I hike as a hobby and I'd love to explore your wood.
>>61317004
>/mu/ memes
I bet you like Yeezus too.
>>61317064
If only you were from NB, I would go hike, explore the woods, and craft bushes with you
>>61317098
nothing metal related besides sunbather has been a /mu/ meme for years.
I report CIA posts for free.
Why is Ayano so fuggin cute lads
>start posting
>everyone else stops
shows my dominance of the thread 2bh
>>61317064
gonna hike up your mom's dress, let her explore my wood, and then craft her bush desu
>>61317170
its cuz im eatin /cum/-chan
>>61317121
you know average 4channer progression is /b/ -> /v/ -> /mu/
>>61317075
Because I only have one friend and doing such activies is not in his hobbies.
>>61317078
>>61317088
Saguenay, QC. Literally heaven for innawoods stuff. I go out a lot out in the bush but it's not as fun as when you have someone to go with. At least there are the cuties porcupines and black bears.
>>61317116
I would go with you anon
>>61317158
She's best girl in that shitty show
>>61317205
no u
>>61317170
I am trying to relax and posting here too much might not help with that very much my friend
>>61317139
Doing God's work
>>61317198
but thats wrong
if i post anime cia-chan responds, he rly likes me
but if he doesnt its cuz hes tsundere 4 me
pic related me on the left cia on the right
>>61317278
fuck, meant for >>61317221
>>61317278
well I've been here since 2005 so you aren't in any position to argue
>>61317218
jelly 2bqh. Was just up in the Thunder Bay area today, looks just like that. Love Canadian wilderness.
just caught up on the smash drama, cant believe i missed and played life instead
>>61317158
>she will never tsundere for you
>>61317336
but whos more pathetic, the poster, or the constant observer?
don't watch anime but wouldn't mind an anime bf desu :3
>>61317299
Kyouko is shit deal with it. Ayano and Yui for life
>>61317358
feed me im still hunggry
>>61317336
watashi-wa homosexual
