Labour on suicide watch edition
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karen kujou
anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9vFwaBzER8
>>61298272
Hitchslapped
Newcastle Brown Ale
*posts tiny yank cock*
*gets infuriated when /brit/ points out its tininess*
>>61298272
Delete
hmm
why isn't Iceland in the EU?
muh fishign?
Hungry
Thirsty
>>61298423
Pretty much
Were you a Remain campaigner? Are you sore about the referendum result? Check out these 10 top self-comforting strategies :
1.) Call every white person who voted Leave a "racist", ignoring the fact that Europeans are also white. Make sure you ignore and marginalise ethnic minority leave voters.
2.) Claim that the (huge) turnout wasn't high enough. 72%? It should have been at least 75%! 80%? It should have been 85%! Make sure to keep moving the goalposts.
3.) Make a stupid e-petition demanding another referendum, just like the socialists did when Labour lost last year. We need to keep having referendums until we get the "right" result.
4.) Get over-excited about the economy, even if the impact has been pretty boring and mundane. Pretend that your 2:2 in English Literature makes you an expert on currency markets.
5.) Attack the very idea of Democracy, because it's only a good thing when it goes the way you want it to. Working class voters don't know what's good for them, but middle class liberals definitely do.
6.) Share memes bashing Brexit, ignoring the unwelcome and uncomfortable realisation that you are in the minority of public opinion.
7.) Boldly claim that Scotland will leave the UK, forgetting that A) they can't afford to B) the EU can't afford to take them C) 1.6m remain votes don't cancel out 2m NO votes.
8.) Make fun of Boris Johnson while sweating slightly and really hoping he doesn't become Prime Minister.
9.) Learn absolutely nothing from the campaign, blaming the result on everyone but yourself. Scaremongering and bullying are clearly the best tactics to use, there's no way they could possibly backfire.
10.) Curl up in a ball and cry yourself to sleep while listening to "Ode to Joy".
my gf
So it looks like TTIP is dead in the water, at least while Obama is in office. Post yfw Trump forces the EU to accept the UK into a new trade deal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZ9EIOQzXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B7HrGiMGz8
What should farage get as the man who singlehadedly saved Britain?
Before are nige came onto the scene back in 2010 there was literally zero support for leaving the EU.
>>61298272
>Labour on suicide watch
Peter hitchens calls both new labour and the "compassionate" Conservatives blairites not just labour
penis
>Another Blairite submits a vote of no confidence
when will they understand they are the problem with the party
>>61298423
Dunno, Greenland left because muh fishing
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>>61298423
Pretty much, they're in a strategically important location so the United States provides their defence, they don't need Europe
>>61298450
>CITIZENS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61298452
Do you really believe this?
Never heard of the Maastricht rebels?
let's carry on the bbq discussion here
Didn't he win with 44% of the vote of a 45% turn out?
>>61298452
You realise he's an MEP right
He's en route to being unemployed and the leader of a party that no longer has anything to campaign for. He will never be an MP and wasn't even formally part of the EU campaign.
He's a Brussels bureaucrat who deserves nothing.
reminder that if you share your small penis with the world, don't get angry when people discuss the size of your dick
It wasn't a warning. It was a threat.
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/brexit-latest-george-soros-wins-big-prediction-black-friday-a7102481.html
>The billionaire who predicted Brexit would bring about “Black Friday” and a crisis for the finances of ordinary people appears to have profited hugely from the UK’s surprise exit from the EU.
>George Soros is widely known as the man who “broke” the Bank of England in 1992, when he bet against the pound and made a reported £1.5bn.
>Although the exact amount Mr Soros has gained after Brexit is not known, public filings show he doubled his bets earlier this year that stocks would fall.
So when is World War 3 happening lads? what other events do we need to make happen so it all kicks off?
>>61298452
>2010
lmao
Emilia Clarke 2bh lads
>>61298529
>>61298450
What's this meme with 90 year olds now?
There's hardly anyone 90 and over these days,
>>61298537
Bankers gonna bank
>>61298517
So he was cringy enough to play nothing but kpop and desperate enough for people to come that he bought halal chicken to attract muzzies?
doggo
boner
cara 2bh lads
>>61298530
>You realise he's an MEP right He's en route to being unemployed.
Yeah that's why he should get something.
He literally campaigned to be unemployed which makes him the most honest politician out there.
>>61298517
Really could go for a burger right now.
>>61298552
i agree 2bh
That comfy feel when you see Peter Hitchens happy for the first time.
We did good, lads.
I would go to a kpop bbq desu.
>>61298398
Nah he wasn't a muzzie but he had invited pakis to the bbq
>>61298613
this 2bh
here lads
>Iceland wants a trade deal
Ah yes economic powerhouse Iceland, can't wait to form a cod based economy
>>61298465
The labour party needs to be destroyed its past its sell by date
All traces of the old socially conservative patriotic labour are gone we now have a disgusting limp wristed nasty party
The so called "old labourites" such as corbyn are imposters - entryists from the 80s who turned the party of the working man, of Attlee and the rest into a party that hated this country and fundamentally hated the western world
Don't mistake privileged, contrarian, Islington corbyn with old labour
Look at this fucking dog
>>61298574
Remainers plucking numbers out of the air as usual
>>61298517
explain the story a bit better
who did he invite? his friends? or did he advertise it somewhere or what?
>>61298552
Wayy better as a brunette desu
>>61298614
Doctor's entire job is to put themselves out of work by curing shit.
Police's entire job is to put themselves our of work by stopping all crime.
He's nothin special
>>61298613
fugg
why do yanks have such a short temper?
What are they saying about you, brits?
to carry on the pre-noughties bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqFLXayD6e8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJL4UGSbeFg
>>61298670
thats part of article 50 m8
>>61298537
>what are bull traps?
>IF WE LEAVE THE EU WHOS TO SAY ANYBODY WILL WANT TO TRADE WITH US AFTER ABANDONING OUR FRIENDS?
>brexit
>countries lining up to trade with us
toppus keckus maximus
>>61298447
Looks like muh heritage saved us, I'm conflicted about that.
>>61298631
Feels good lad
>>61298692
WHO YOU CALLING SHORT TEMPERED YOU FUCKING FLYOVER FUCK?!
>>61298439
Superb post
>>61298670
Kek
Tea time
>>61298666
THE DEVIL
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>>61298683
But you can never cure crime or illness.
You can leave the EU
fucking hell, Shania Twain is still a fittie
>>61298761
is that curry ketchup
Porn feels so real when hungover and I touch my willy like 10 times.
(Guys are the best.)
>>61298761
Steak and chips?
Do chips go with everything?
>>61298696
Literally who?
>>61298683
That's the stupidest metaphor I've ever heard.
The reason young people voted remain and old people voted Brexit is because older people actually have real jobs to worry about.
How many young people are working horrible tough manual labour fishery jobs? None, they're too worried about their safe space digital marketing jobs in open space Google offices in Germany
>>61298761
looks good
hope thats a nice rare steak x
not sure on the sauce though, better be just for the chips
slag
>>61298733
>I am so sorry now that I fell for the great Thatcher-Reagan promise. I can’t deny that I did. I believed all that stuff about privatisation and free trade and the unrestrained market. I think I may even have been taken in by the prophecies of a great share-owning democracy.
Based Peter
>>61298783
this desu
>>61298733
His one weakness is his absolutely obsession with cannabis
Watch after every Muslim terrorist attack and he will excuse them, say they aren't real Muslims and blame it on cannabis or drugs In general
>>61298783
somewhat sexually fluid
>>61298596
I thought he invited people from work.
>>61298781
nope
>>61298787
yep
>>61298808
sauce is for chips or they can be a bit gammy.
>>61298761
I had 3 boiled eggs for dimmer because I was too lqzy to go to the shops
opinions?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs
thinking about applying for irish citizenship but my irish grandfather's been dead for 16 years and was born in rural country cork in 1916 and probably doesn't have a birth certificate. i'm scratching my head how i'll even prove he existed lkek
>>61298789
eu founder members foreign ministers deciding brit's fate
can someone post that pick of maise crushing wojaks balls on the carnival game?
Why aren't you buying your weed off the darkweb lads?
>>61298631
Good morality will follow for all Brexit supporters.
Would you?
any tights lads
>>61298683
but the doctors who put themselves out of business by curing the disease they're working on and making money treating are heroes.
Police who are specialized in one particular crime racket and put themselves out of work by dissolving that racket are heroes.
Politicians who fight against an evil corrupt system and get put out of work because they finally conquered that evil corrupt system are heroes.
See where I'm getting at?
REE RAN OUT OF ICE CUBES AND THE NEW ONES AREN'T FREEZING FAST ENOUGH
AAAAAGHHHHH BREXIT NOW
>>61298696
Is that Roy hodgson
>>61298552
She top tier but she's also a shit actress.
>>61298873
>>61298906
that's from a dispensary in the US, not the darkweb
>>61298807
>The reason young people voted remain
80% of them didn't show up
>>61298696
Something cuckish.
puddi
>>61298906
What would likely happen if I were caught?
>>61298906
Look at my flag
>>61298929
>>61298807
A majority of people with jobs voted remain
A majority of the unemployed and a majority of those out of worked voted leave
>>61298874
local parish church might have birth records.
>>61298529
The SJW's motto has always been 'the needs of the few outweigh the needs of the many'.
Only this is the first time it's ever applied to them.
>>61298906
lol I like their marketing.
I bought it once, but desu I fucking hate the smell of it, makes me kind of ill thinking about it actually.
*goes on pooicide watch*
>>61298980
>>61298873
die already desu
>>61298949
>from the US
Are you retarded? It says UK on it
>>61298966
Getting post isnt enough to charge you, anyone can send post to yo
>>61298439
>Pretend that your 2:2 in English Literature makes you an expert on currency markets.
>>61298781
It's brown sauce m8. It's like fermented onions and Indian spices and all that voodoo. Tastes interesting enough to he nice, sort of the Worcestershire sauce of the ketchup world.
no alcoholic beverages for me, I'm not ingesting toxic liquids into my body for the sake of 'fitting in' and being social, I'll have a black coffee please
>>61298787
Obviously.
>>61299034
yeah you're right i didn't read that all lel
the vendor is a fucking moron for putting that on the packaging, what if the letter got ripped?
Why do older people fight in wars for us? It's not even their future they're fighting for.
We should only have soldiers younger than 16 fighting in wars
>>61298529
Yeah but we have a mayoral election every 4 years
I don't agree with him but his election isn't comparable to the referendum
>>61298849
no idea m8, I seldom come to /brit/
just realised I'll need to get a visa if I ever want to jet off to Amsterdam and I won't be able to jet through the EU citizen lines at the airport
bit annoying considering I go every couple of months and the airport is about 10 minutes away
oi dutchlad have a word and give us a free trade deal, ta x
>>61299019
From online or street?
I have one made who takes one drag and throws up, fuck knows why
>UK had a female Prime Minister back in the 80s
>US is only now even considering one
Why are we so progressive lads
>>61299109
coz he's a pussy haha
Glasto lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/events/ewcj5v/live/cp8g9r
Fatboy Slim's on
>>61299098
So, Americans can more easily visit your neighbors than can you now?
Weren't there previous visa deals which would retake effect?
>>61299144
she's the biggest 'man' who's ever held the position, short of Churchill
>>61299159
fair that's not too bad then
looked like that was the vaccum sealed bit though
>>61299191
PITT THE ELDER
#KNIGHTHOODFORNIGE
>>61298728
We always win.
>>61299170
Speaking of Glasto.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466804580416.webm
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4pt5a6/david_lammy_mp_urges_parliament_to_ignore_eu/d4nohf2
REDDIT BTFO
>>61299170
Why does the BBC try to force this shit every year?
Anyone here ever been able to see the 4th dimension through drug use?
>>61299034
No, but receiving
a class B drug in that post is.
What happens if the package rips or somehow gets found out?
>>61299207
LORD PALMERSTON
niamh or kate lads
>>61299170
Tell us when Adele's on
>>61299109
Online, the first and only time, the guy had good reviews as well, but oh well, I don't think it's for me, I'd rather have 8 pints and a bottle of wine (that's usually my limit).
>>61299189
>So, Americans can more easily visit your neighbors than can you now
no because you've still got to pay through the nose and cross the atlantic to do so you dense cunt
>>61299227
Honestly I like the big electronic sets
Loved watching the Chemical Brothers when I was younger
>claims master race
>needs another race to please their women
Explain cumskins?
>>61298761
>Having a steak but not fried onions and fried tomatoes
Leicester City won the league, but they weren't supposed to - let's rerun the season because of an online petition.
>>61299220
Fucking hell over the last two days I'm realised that most of you cunts actually regularly go on Reddit
Alri lads, lets party
What do you mean the #Remain hashtag didn't count as a vote?! Referendum NOOOWWWW
>>61299239
hannah
>>61299207
>>61299234
>>61299212
Is that the EU in the background?
>>61299262
Don't care for tomato but do like fried onions. Next time.
>>61298781
Fucking yuros.
>>61299246
>we're all poorfags
>flying internationally isn't fun nowadays with the comfort and entertainment
>People are actually shouting "THIS ISN'T REAL DEMOCRACY" now
Fucking hell. What a world.
>>61299279
How are you supposed to party when it's Ramadan?
>>61299300
it's the pound sterling
>>61299319
Students rioted after the general election claiming it wasn't real democracy too
Give it a week and it'll all blow over
>>61299276
There is legit nothing wrong with Reddit if you aren't some supreme /b/ is legion /b/ is life autistic and can actually look past certain things.
Got our country back lads
>mfw Sadiq Khan will be the labour leader in the near future and future BRIT PM
THE STATE OF BRITAIN
>>61298787
Chips go with everything.
I was so shocked to see that yanks don't have chips with their chink food. Do you have it with your Mexican wrap food?
>Irish think the entire city of London is about to move to Dublin.
Someone post a picture of Cara, I can't be arsed to get up.
Me last night
>>61299314
what sort of an argument is that? I can literally be in Amsterdam within an hour and a half of shutting my front door
we do school trips to france for the day
you have stopovers + 9+ hour flights
>>61299053
havent had either, might see if they have it here sometime
>Glasto lads
>>61299370
good lad
>>61299347
Why not stay there then
>>61299170
BIG BEATS
GET HIGH ALL THE TIME
>>61299352
>khan
>getting anywhere in politics after getting BTFO by based Boris
top kek m8
>>61299377
Who is this semen demon.
All lefties in America move to Canada when trump wins
All lefties in Britain move to France because of Brexit
ANGLO EMPIRE IS ON BABY
>>61299370
did you have a revolution?
>Someone post a picture of Cara, I can't be arsed to get up.
listening to kano
>>61299352
Literally no chance if it's any ethnic minority who will be next leader it's are chukka
>>61299385
Because I like coming here to and don't limit myself to just one website like you, super autist.
what percentage of London is white british?
and what percent voted to leave?
>>61299420
Ew!
your girl's pum pum smells like the A13 beckton exit
>Country is apart of Schengen
>Country is apart of commonwealth
>It's easier to fuck around in Europe than it is to visit Bogland
Why you do dis? ;_;
>>61299170
It's all based on nostalgia and I love it
How would Koreans have voted in the referendum?
>>61299420
Thanks
>>61299377
Is that Badger from Breaking bad?
>>61299420
Can you post one where she looks attractive?
>>61299347
every subreddit is a bland circlejerk of the same crap. It's nice when people cite interesting material on it, but filtering through that homogeneous crap is way too awful to regular it unless you're braindead and like echo chambers
>>61299373
my initial question was regarding your ability to get visas, because it seemed to me as if you implied that there are currently no visa agreements between the UK and her neighbors therefore it's not an automatic visa, visa on demand, or apply and auto accept system, Perhaps you could clarify and keep things civil and stop being so bent on getting butthurt.
>>61299427
He doesn't look right
>>61298874
Just learn some rudimentary Irish. It won't occur to them that anyone would do that so your story will be the more likely alternative.
>>61299490
just did
>>61299420
gross
>>61299477
Koreans are very nationalistic. If you're not Korean by race you can't get full citizenship.
>>61299477
Leave
t. half korean/english who voted leave
>>61299477
For us to stay
South Korea is literally the only big developed country with a free trade deal with the eu
>>61299491
And here it's a constant circlejerk of shitposting, waifu fags and unoriginal discussion.
Both have pros and cons...
>>61299170
fatboy slim is the worst live performer I've ever seen
he's so bad
>>61299427
Chukka is both weak, smug and supremely arrogant - I hope it is him.
>>61299514
Don't think so
Is he next Bond?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/25/furious-nigel-farage-to-take-control-of-britains-exit-from-the-e/
vote leave are a bit silly
>>61299562
Yeah, the music's good but there's no show to it. Chemical Brothers were always better.
>>61299562
not much he can do from behind the decks Tbh
>>61299370
same
>>61299562
How can you be bad at putting a CD on and pressing play?
>>61299545
reddit prevents you seeing posts that people disagree with though upboats and downboats
here you are at least inclined to read a post before you realise you dont agree
>>61299601
Have you ever watched Alive 2007? Fucking great show.
>>61299026
Paki.
any TIGHTS
Just sent my mum a message on whatsapp to get my curry on
>>61299599
>Chemical Brothers
best I've ever seen 2bh
even better than daftpunk
>>61299577
Literally describing tory b.liar and he won 3 elections
>>61299584
No, it'll be Tom Hiddleston or Michael Fassbender
>>61299664
>filters
>>61299685
Are their any of their best online? I've never really managed to find the best ones.
>>61299530
>If you're not Korean by race you can't get full citizenship.
Where does that leave are shannon?
>>61299545
just switch threads and/or boards til a nugget pops up, the shit always settles to 11. Plus, even in the shit threads you can find decent points and conversations to jump onto and keep alive, but then you aren't stuck keeping a point indefinitely or subconsiously maintaining an identity so you can speak freely and openly without any real repercussions.
It is insane that such a momentous change for our country can be decided by a less than 2% majority.
>>61299622
watch it, he's got so much to work with and he plays shite for 15 year old normies
business idea: new fetish of porn, men kicking each other in the genitals. call it "football"
>>61299239
Niamh is a coalburner.
*takes a relaxing stroll around the runt farm*
>>61299664
>scanline filters
>>61299710
theres a chemical brothers glastonbury from 2015 around somewhere
>>61299300
Yes.
>>61299728
the ultimate decision should be in proportion to the vote
100% - leave completely
50% - associate partner.
0% - completely in
thank goodness that's what is going to happen
>tfw flight delayed
business idea: /brit/+/ausnz/
>your political position loses once
>>61299844
no
/brit/ is a sovereign general
>>61299728
No. A referendum was needed so there's no other option
>>61299819
can only relate to fat rapers to be honest
>>61299862
OLD
WHITE
MEN
>>61299758
i'm guessing they are watching the conference and he is walking to the stage to give a speech and that guy is turned round the wrong way because he feels like it's happening all around him
>>61299844
didnt they merge with balt?
Still can't believe it happened lads, knighthood when?
https://twitter.com/Nigel_Farage/status/746217696623157249
>>61299844
If /ausnz/ ever dies I would welcome them here, otherwise there's no point.
if no tights are posted in the next ten minutes I will bring down /brit/
>>61299584
>>61299728
It's insane that a political party can govern the country when the majority of the population didn't vote for them
doggo is pissing me off
>>61299915
please dont
Does int have a different bump limit to other boards? It seems to only go to 300
conservatives - sell nhs, posh cunts
labour - lefty terrorist lover fags
ukip - sell nhs
lib dem - who ?
bunch of cunts
>Yo so our country is fucked so I’m going to spend this weekend getting as drunk as humanly possible.
>Fuck this country.
>Fuck this fucking country.
why did you do this to her /brit/?
