Sarah Platt edition
hot tamale
Newcastle Brown Ale
korean pop
smoking weed
/brit/: thoughts?
good edition
>>61294126
VERY good edition
having a wife must be next-level comfiness
maisie
>>61294146
me in the blue shirt
>>61294157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WENc1LvZ10
Here is the map of voting results since we're in a new thread now
curvs
Look at this fucking dog
hate everyone in this thread
>>61294207
me on the pull
>>61294195
are you sitting with your legs crossed?
Japanese Animation
>>61294088
>Romanians who fought against us in ww2
Why do you have a vendetta against a country that we fought against 70 years ago and wasnt even one of the Major belligerents and did not even attack British forces directly. Are you really that mental that you think we should still be deciding policy based on what happened in ww2? and you seem obsessed with some simplified view of the world in which every Indian is a saint and a doctor whilst every Romanian is a murderer and unemployed. Bizzare
cara 2bh lads
I think I'm going to filter all euro posters, to keep in line with us leaving.
Thoughts?
DOING a post
>>61294277
not this 2bh
>>61294217
Why is the midlands so based?
>>61294245
It's my bottle holding stance yes
>>61294195
show us some more x
>>61294287
Good idea lad
>Not an argument
>>61294292
this
>>61294297
you mad twat
Family members still crying about the result lads
>>61294277
this 2bh
>>61294292
>>61294316
not these tho
>>61294292
Literally this
>>61294245
why bother asking this question when he clearly is
>>61294277
this 2bh
I'm so proud of Wales, I'm glad to have them in the UK with us tbqh.
>sjw mate says 'corbyn being a boss at pride'
>reply with 'sucking cock I bet'
>get 'AND WHAT IF HE WAS' as a response
What languages do the residents of /brit/ speak?
Worst /brit/ ever
>>61294312
I think I'll do it then.
>>61294277
She gets me sprung in an Axel Rose type of way, no homo
>>61294341
potato famine
>>61294341
why are you getting involved in my conversation you rude fucking shit?
>>61294359
Gujurati is my first language
>punching my wall repeatedly each time i am drunk
literally why
wales
>>61294359
Shitty A1 German and basic French phrases that i mangle. So just English really desu
>>61294292
>>61294316
>>61294338
wow rude
>>61294359
English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtA1AGUMF7Y
me on the skates
>>61294380
That's not fair. What else were they supposed to eat?
>>61294126
>Sarah Platt
noice
Left or right, /brit/?
>>61294360
fuck off you crosslegged wanker
>>61294355
who in the commons have sucked the most cocks?
>>61294126
>Northern ireland gets pulled out of the eu by Wales and England
>Northern ireland gets knocked out of Europe by Wales
willy filling with blood
wahey
>>61294359
I don't dirty my tongue with inferior languages, so just English.
https://twitter.com/Reasonphilic?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
W A L E S
A
L
E
S
>>61294434
wot?
financial services leaving london
NEVER give up
NEVER surrender
sarah 2bh lads
goddamn we really are going to become a third world country aren't we lads
>>61294469
He said FUCK OFF YOU CROSSLEGGED WANKER
>>61294359
ภาษาไทย
>>61294434
I'm the cross-legged wanker m8
And I'm enjoying my nukey brown while watching my Tudors
Be glad I'm supporting English exports
orange caramel
>>61294399
It sounds like you have a subconscious desire to express your anger at something.
What's troubling you?
the waifu went and did a Playboy lads
>>61294359
I'm fluent in both English and American.
>>61294511
huh?
What's with all this talk about Scotland getting a second referendum? Is it just Euros speculating or is there an actual possibility?
>>61294552
Actual likely possibility.
>>61294359
English and Swedish desu
*transforms /brit/ into a gay club from the 90s*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVOIKsmXmLY
>>61294359
ebonics (conversational)
gf faxed me this
>>61294505
Please, lad. We're England and Wales. Stop being ridiculous.
Shall I attack Pearl Harbour lads?
>>61294520
superb post
where to find pic related in UK. need a kgf with a British accent
>>61294552
Of course they're going to get a second one. They said they would if we left the EU.
The only way it doesn't happen is if we go Spain-tier
>>61294359
c1 spana
>>61294126
democracy? more like demockery
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61294581
please put us back, I'm too young to die
>>61294597
When besides soccer matches do the Welsh show solidarity with the English?
>>61294516
WHY ARE YOU SITTING LIKE THAT IF YOUR TV IS OVER THERE
>>61294583
very impressive
tried to call my ex today
What do fannies taste like lads?
>>61294637
>soccer
FUCK OFF YANK
>>61294649
Bags of sand
>>61294216
>this is how americans justify their disgusting heritage
crikey
why not just have sex with another white person
@Hollliee_ox: @slagtits omg Yas your nose looks so so good! You look so beautiful!!!!!!
NEED to see new Rosy pics
>>61294637
EU referendums.
>>61294583
good lad
>>61294649
salty bags of milk and sand
>>61294649
shit
>>61294649
rotting fish
>>61294640
just to piss you off :D
>>61294583
Nice.
>>61294672
did she actually go and do it the absolute madman
>>61294649
Chocolate
>>61294126
>>61294428
>>61294500
UNF
>>61294583
where did you find this?
>>61294598
Yeah. The Hoi3 AI is shit and incapable of launching Naval invasions and cant manage the pacific campaign so its easy as fuck to fight America. Hoi4 Ai can do Naval invasions but even then the Americans ignore the pacific
>>61294505
Bender.
>>61294667
southern pride and preservation of our culture
>>61294505
>implying we aren't already a third world country
What is /brit/'s preferred home type and area? I want a nice old home in Yorkshire
Theresa Villiers for PM?
>>61294814
I want you to fuck off.
>>61294814
Yankshire
>>61294739
https://twitter.com/JordanHennessy4/status/746735899371798528
>>61294583
ultimate rorke
>>61294505
Yes, all our infrastructure, culture and population are just going to disappear overnight because we are now a sovereign nation.
All the college students are graduating now which means the city is going to be full of 18-19 year olds getting wasted
Need to go out
>>61294593
How would she feel about taking my BIC (Big Indian Cock)?
>>61294814
they all dream if moving to west Los Angeles, California
>>61294814
I want a decent size cottage in Norfolk. Gonna end up with a decent size semidetached on the outskirts of shit hole northern town.
>brit boys
Hey there... I'm a regular in the community and I'm concerned about my host. We can switch effectively so my host is not seeing this.
My host is considering developing a new tulpa, and I'm worried because the new tulpa would supposedly be young, like... a child. I'm concerned because my host typically hates interacting with children, and... in light of recent events that I wont go into detail about, I'm concerned that the intent might be... sexual.
The idea of having a child in the system, especially with the possibility of this intent, makes me extremely uncomfortable. I'm nervous to bring it up with my host because I really don't want to start a conversation about, well, any of this.
I'm super creeped out and I know that I should talk to my host about it, and I probably will. Guess I needed to vent. shivers
>>61294583
Rekt.
>>61294852
Only if I was a literal multimillionaire. If I was poor that would be hell.
>>61294599
nana: sexy
raina: cute
lizzy: best personality
>>61294600
China town.
>>61294882
oh fugg
>>61294882
This is why I don't go off piste.
Platt means flat in swedish
looks far from flat to me
>>61294891
it's always the fit girls :((
>>61294705
I say we all need to dump a shipment of wine into the English Channel.
>>61294918
we don't tolerate racism here mate
>>61294952
Say those words 5 times fast and they won't seem that far
>>61294962
I thought it was always the cuties?
>>61294962
they're mingin pal
starting to feel like leaving the EU was a good idea.
We're now in an elite club. UK, Switzerland, Norway, Iceland. Epic
>>61294994
Is that a new villain from Dr Who?
>>61294814
Comfy large Victorian house tucked away in the Warwickshire countryside
>>61294885
then you'd be crashing at your britboo Jew girlfriend's pad until she finds you a job
>>61294963
A shipment of French wine, of course.
>>61294833
yankees are scum from northern states which conquered the independent sovereign nation of Dixieland in a war of heinous aggression started by (what else) a false flag event, so that spray would be useful, especially in Florida where the epidemic is out of control. I hope that image was posted with the full knowledge of that
and as a newly independent state which has broken from an artificial union I'd hope you'd understand that
>>61294814
A hole in the riverbank somewhere along the Thames Valley
>>61295013
you stole my gimmick
>>61294962
Only ugly, unhappy people lean right.
>>61294814
>I want a nice old home in Yorkshire
same lad
>>61294985
it's flexible
>>61294852
Why in the ever loving fuck would I want to live somewhere tat inhospitable to life?
>white women think they can compete with THIS
>>61295049
Sorry.
>>61294852
Best life 2bh
posting a girl (rate)
>>61295104
stick to posting asians
>>61294836
>huddersfield polytechnic
>2:1 in history
>filibusters
>iphone
>ipad
all I can say lads is follow your dreams, you too can be an MP
started raining heavy again lads
>>61295034
>tfw an uppity rube tries to shit talk his masters
We should let you """"""""people""""""""" go and let you starve to death.
>>61295104
8/10 2bh
>>61294964
I don't get it.
really really really really didn't want to leave the EU
if only there were another English speaking country in the EU, perhaps nearby
mummy
>>61295104
Wud. Deffo. Wonder how smooth her fanny is.
I unironically like rorke but I dislike how he has to lie and cheat to get his way.
>>61295034
Shut up yank.
Lads if one of my grandparents was from the mainland does that mean I can get a Euro passport, or is that only an Irish thing.
>>61295104
MissASMR?
Now that the dust has settled a bit I think we should all realize that the UK will be fine. The UK has faced much more challenging events before.
>>61295218
look at her arms m8. it'll be a forest or stubble like the amazon once it's been cleared
>>61295174
>ids indebendance day >:DDDDDDDDDD
>now free-dum from dyranny >:DDDDDDDD
>Libe Liberdy and Pursuib ob Habbiness >:DDDDDD
>>61295174
Eurocucks on suicide watch.
why are brit boys so cute?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_guDN7IZ0U
>>61295244
>the mainland
What?
>>61295244
Why don't you just bust out the speedo and swim over as a refuge?
speaking of independence day what do you lot have planned for the 4th of july?
>>61295128
she is from central asia desu
I missed the game lads cuz I was having sex
I recorded it though, is it worth watching?
nipples are getting erect
wahey banter
tfw no broads in atlanta
>>61294848
POO
How do we fix Scotland lads?
im halffinn and every one hates me haha :D
>>61295352
not really
Really hope independence day becomes a big thing and is actually celebrated by millions.
>>61295340
Always clean my guns the morning of the 4th. My cousins have a big BBQ planned so I'll probably go over there.
List "nerd" things that are actually normie
>Lord of the Rings
>Star Wars
>Game of Thrones
>Capeshit
>>61295352
dont care
>>61295034
Fucking hell you yanks really don't understand the EU at all
>ids indebendance day >:DDDDDDDDDD
fuck off to /r/the_donald you fat sweaty mongoloid, the EU didn't rule in the UK you retarded manchild with no critical thinking skills who needs poor, white, losers on the internet to inform your opinion
>>61295276
Oh shit yeah, had to turn up the brightness on me phone screen to see it properly. Hopefully just a bit of stubble, otherwise it's a no go.
>>61295343
in asia anything east of bangladesh is a paki, west is asian
>>61295319
his man doesn't seem too impressed
>>61295319
Is this a fag thing? I fucking hate fags.
>>61295410
dr who
>>61295420
look everybody the remain tosser is mad
>>61295420
Rasheed.
>>61295389
38% of Scots that voted leave.
It's not that bad, lad. Everything is going to be fine.
>>61295410
4chan
>>61295394
Alright then, cheers
>>61295410
what's nerdy about these things is when people become massively obsessive about them
>>61295470
I didn't vote you unbelievable rorke, yanks and their shitty uninformed opinions on british politics make me angry
>>61295470
I love reading mad remain post.
EVERYONE SHIT UP AND POST BIRDS
Britain outside the EU will have a lot less influence globally. We saw Britain taking the lead in sanctions against Russia and Iran in the recent past, and getting the EU on board was a key part of that. The Americans viewed us as a very useful ally inside the EU able to influence it from within. In the future we could see US presidents flying to Paris or Berlin and not London. Why did all the Brexit people claim it would make us stronger and more influential when literally the exact opposite is the case?
<------ Black Bull
Thoughts?
>>61295470
Iceland needs to be included.
Getting some real conflicting energy from people at my work. Some people are friendly enough but everyone else is pretty hard to get along with. I try not to talk to these people, like at all.
>>61295512
>I didn't vote
TOP KEK
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
>>61295420
Fuck off eurocuck.
>>61295561
I read that post already, Rasheed. Why didn't you vote?
>>61295410
>Linux
>Documentaries
>Dwarf Fortress
>Industrial Rock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5_-E4-2Rpg
>>61295524
>conflates hatred of yanks with remainposting
showing us just how intelligent and accordingly successful in life you are once again
>>61295575
Are you an intimidating sort of lad?
>>61295635
I'm 0'6 and built like a shit of bricks.
Are Owen
>>61295622
great comedy desu
>>61295104
this is unironically my fetish
>>61295410
posting on /brit/
>>61295597
>>61295580
I really don't care, not in favour of remain, not in favour of leave there's a place for me in any society. Nothing makes me angrier than the burgers weighing in with their bullshit opinion on my country though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZ9EIOQzXU
DAILY DOSE
>>61294126
>A majority of those with jobs voted remain
>A majority of those out of work or unemployment voted leave
Fuck you English and Welsh rorkes for dragging my country out of the EU.
I voted for Scotland to remain in the UK, but now I'm starting to wish I had voted to leave.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61295585
Rorke.
>>61295683
too bad the monster that him and his ilk created are drowning out these kind of calls for sanity on the left
just remembered artist taxi driver
bet he's chimped out over Brexit, going to check now
>>61295740
false flag
>>61295683
He's right
>>61295575
>tfw almost always rub people the wrong way
i'm fully aware that i am shit human being but i don't even talk that much so how do they know i am
must be my face
>Leave voters in Sheffield think the tories will give them a load of funding now
Sorry lads
>>61295410
Being a contrarion is pretty normie as well desu and its rampant on this site
trying to stay awake for the England game but I don't think I can be arsed
>>61295547
why do we want to be the ones putting sanctions on Iran?
>>61295622
>Eurocuck "humour"
>old cunts thinking the steel and coal industries were lost due to the EU
do they actually think leaving will bring them back? people this stupid shouldn't be allowed a vote
>>61295734
>not getting the 4chan NEET vote
They only have themselves to blame
Lord Mayhew has died lads
>>61295740
>I voted for scotland to remain in the UK
INTO THE DARKNESS HOW DO WE COPE
hahahahahahhahaha he has and all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5VQm7DOoYc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9_EhmfxHys
>>61295786
>Leave voters in Sheffield
Me mentioned
>>61295791
Hmm well it's on Monday so you might be up for a while
>>61295786
tories will be out next election anyway
>>61295812
muh steelworkers
muh miners
muh textile workers
Brittish people :D Why are you like this
Any actual Scots here.
What's the mood like for another referendum?
Do you think you will leave the UK?
>is against fracking
>wants to reopen the mines
ah yes, very impressive!
>Leave vote straw man
smug and arrogant passive agressive respsonse
Highly important
http://www.strawpoll.me/10585755
http://www.strawpoll.me/10585755
http://www.strawpoll.me/10585755
http://www.strawpoll.me/10585755
>>61295862
they are actual complete imbeciles
embarrassed to share a country with such people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbZ9EIOQzXU
DAILY SUPPLEMENT
>>61295854
Oh ffs, some twat told me it was tonight and I didn't think I needed to check
>>61295786
The vote in Sheffield was incredibly close. But yeah you're right if they think the Tories will replace EU grants they've got another thing coming. This whole thing is fucking madness for the north of England and Wales
>>61295889
Yes, can't wait
Fuck me ive lost the house lads sams said I have to sleep on the sofa didn't think you cunts would actually do it
>>61295919
I said actual Scots, lad.
Pizza delivery
Walk to the chippy
Walk to posh takeaway burger place
What should I do /brit/?
Which chinese cartoon should I watch lads? most of this stuff has just been sitting here for years
>>61295972
*canny wait
>>61295912
My mate voted leave because he's adopted a right wing ideology after being rejected by 8 lefty girls our age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B7HrGiMGz8
Please give me your thoughts on these young people crying about the result
>>61295915
nighty night
>>61295812
Literally "let's go back to the good old days"
>>61295974
It's "chipper" you mong
>>61295974
What's a chippy?
And what defines a "posh burger place"?
>>61296001
night lad
>>61295912
Shhh no tears, only Brexit now.
>>61295974
chippo lad
>>61295918
we're not leaving the eu for two years at least, and tories have no chance of winning the next election
>Petition up to 2 million signatures
>Still mostly non British IPs
>>61295721
guys got such fucking gay lips
gay
>>61295988
watch k-on you utter pleb
out of the rest of them angel beats is the least bad
>>61296019
He means chip monger lad
>>61296018
not him, but it's chippy m8
>>61296019
Literally anywhere with no meal deals is a rip off
>>61295974
its chip monger
>>61296019
A chippy is a chipshop m8
>>61296019
>What's a chippy?
There you have it lads
>>61296064
>I feel like I have nothing in common with the majority of Britain
champagne socialists are finally getting it
>>61296065
evidence?
would like to post on rusebook
>>61296065
just signed it 3bqh
>>61296056
What are you on about? Labour are literally gonna collapse Tories will get by far the most seats
>>61296065
How do you know?
thank you sweet merciful jebus for the alcohols
look at this fucking cat
>>61296089
Already watched all the k-ons you cheeky cunt
I'll watch Angel Beats then, it's pretty well known so it should be alright
>>61296019
chippy as in wood chipping shop
in England it is common for wood chipping shops to serve wood smoked baked potatoes, often garnished with light herb infused sawdust
That petition saying we want a second referendum is nearly all from London btw.
>>61296142
>>61296146
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215.json
Ctrl+F "United Kingdom"
>>61296184
Is that her dinner?
>>61296134
howling
>a neverendum
>>61296184
Why do cats hate asian women so much?
>>61296187
oh ok haha
>>61295504
>38% of Scots that voted leave.
not a single Scottish district voted to leave. how gerrymandered is Scotland?
>>61296019
he's memeing, it's a chip merchant
>>61296134
There you have it lads
Farage says second referendum if it's 52-48
https://twitter.com/DavidLammy/status/746728892279431168
What the fuck?
>>61296065
>>61296142
>>61296200
json data is outdated
Total GB count: 360,084
Total signature count (from json): 438,462
Percentage of GB signatures 82.12%
http://pastebin.com/X1RzMhyJ
>>61296134
>No 2nd referendum if we vote to remain
well that's not what happened
so anything is possible
Notice me
>>61296198
what's the blue
>>61296277
benis :DDDDD
>>61296146
tories just fucked any chance of winning another election this side of a decade, m8
next gov will be labour/ukip (whatever they call themselves now) hung parliament, i guarantee it
>>61296254
BTFO lmfao
ignoring someone lads
>Haven't watched the "FARAGE LIES EXPOSED ON TV" vid yet
>Decide to watch it
>"Can you gaurentee that the £350 million will be spent on the NHS"
>Nigel Farage: "No I can't"
I'm guessing since Farage isn't an MP, or an official member of the leave campaign, and the budget hasn't been set yet that he's telling the truth?
>>61295635
No. I always smile at everyone and say hello when I see them
>>61296248
>london
no surprise
>>61296295
Was just my mouse hovering over a county or something
>>61296248
can't be stitched
>>61296304
Absolute bollocks if you think labour aren't literally finished
>Blairites vote lib dones like in the 80s
>Northerners vote ukip
>Scotland votes snp
Literally all their core supporters hate them now
>>61296321
He should have said that money COULD be spent on the NHS rather than WILL.
>>61296321
farage isn';t connected to leave europe
leave europe isn't a political party that can implement policies
leave europe never said the money would be spend on the nhs
nigel only said what leave eu said
>>61296370
does blairite literally just mean far-left? sorry if this is a stupid question
>>61296474
new labour/neoliberal, basically socially liberal tories
>>61296398
And you're fucking deluded if you think tories have a cat in hell's chance
They elected a pig fucker and literally divided the country with one vote
oh and their pm just fucking resigned
>>61296222
IDK if it's from gerrymandering. It seems to just be from the way that the population is naturally distributed. By coincidence, none of the areas had a majority voting to leave.
>>61294126
>>61294141
>>61294146
>>61294157
>>61294176
>>61294189
>>61294196
>>61294226
>>61294231
>>61294277
>>61294360
>>61294452
>>61294530
>>61294593
>>61294649
>>61294663
>>61294686
>>61294737
>>61294797
>>61295071
>>61295104
>>61295319
>>61295352
>>61295418
>>61295549
>>61295791
>>61295974
Glad to see traces of good old pre-referendum /brit/ coming back
>>61296847
all me
>>61296321
RACIST
BIG UP MY MULTI DIMENSIONAL ENTITIES