tights edition
/asean/
Well the next PM poll was pretty conclusive
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882
http://www.strawpoll.me/10573882
Prime Minister Johnson it is I guess
janny might be slightly perturbed rn lads haha
>there are people out there who are confusing a FUCKING DOOR with Hitler
>>61274476
wat
talking to a girl 5 years younger than me
>>61274467
there will be riots if this happens
this country is going to the dogs lmao
>>61274490
iphone paedo pls
>>61274490
>stealing posts
hmmm
>>61274400
Source?
>>61274467
I want Mogg, but it's not my cunt.
>>61274495
I already asked you to stop talking to my grandma
>>61274400
cyprus tomoz lads
it's a Saturday morning lawnmower episode
>>61274562
How exciting
>news showing student protests in England
>girl keeps going on about how she won't be able to work abroad now nad her future is ruined
>behind her other students are dancing around with refugee welcome signs
FML I can't believe these people risk our one chance to bring down the EU
>>61274495
i tried that
she would unironically say shit like Senpai and lit af and shit hahaha got a bit much
>>61274543
you cant do that!!!!!!!!!!! Britain exited dude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cant do nothing no more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>61274540
Why are grills named Beth always such slags?
>>61274493
>>61274540
ooft
>people sad they wont get their EU gibsmedat grants
people are so entitled these days
>>61274595
Just the way of the world.
>>61274605
>"""news"""
>>61274605
my fucking sides
>>61274605
bloody brexitors
downloading some red velvet choons
>>61274605
my attorney jewish
Lads I feel absolutely sick
My neighbors' dog who I've been charged with watching jumped the fence and he's been gone for 8 hours now :(
I put him outside with his water bowl as per their instructions when I leave, I left to go have dinner at my parents house and when I got back poor wan-wan was gone :(
I already phoned them to tell them what happened even though it was 1 am at the time and I spent hours walking and driving around the neighborhood looking for him, even stopped and talked to a police officer to tell him about it and he said he would put the word out to keep eyes open for the dog
I just want him to be okay and come back now :(
I don't know what I'm gonna do if he doesn't come back I'll feel absolutely horrible about it for ever
Please come home doggy! :(
>>61274631
does she have 2 belly buttons?
fucc wit us U kno we got it
>>61274605
lmfao
>>61274658
found him>>61274670
>>61274595
She dates a Rasheed
>French stocks down 8.04%
>German stocks down 6.82%
>Euro Stoxx 50 down 8.62%
>Spanish stocks down 12.35%
>British stocks only down 3.15%
>>61274352
>Bitch you know full well you have permanent residence. You could get a passport on Monday if you wanted
Is this what Brits really think? Permanent residence status can only be obtained officially if you've exercised EU treaty rights (student, self-employed, and/or worker) for at least 5 years. Now, EU-8 and EU-2 countries (recent accesion countries) did need special work permits until most recently 2014 (as do Croatians do still). This was more paperwork and sometimes you had to get medical insurance despite being able to get NHS treatment as an EU national. There are also more convuluted rules, but I won't go into them now.
Now, once you did apply for a permanent residence permit, you can apply for citizenship after at least one year after you obtained permanent residence (not necessarily the card). This costs currently £1250. Once you apply for citizenship and wait for a few months, you can then apply for a passport.
All this permanent residence status does NOT guarantee it will be honoured if British law abolishes EU laws and it is NOT the same as "indefinite leave to remain", which is similarly obtained by non-EEA.
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>>61274699
just fuck their shit up
>>61274693
we tight now sorry but she's staying
>>61274658
>wan-wan
>all these fucking faggots saying there is no plan, the economy has crashed
>its literally day fucking 2 still
Defeatist globalist shills, you lost, your neoliberal dystopia is crumbling.
There is more to life than obsession with the market.
Now choke on your own fucking words.
>fundamentalist creationists trying to convert 'evolutionists' in the comments sections of random movie soundtracks
ah yes. youtube.
>>61274699
put our pound is down against all their currencies
Doing a wank
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466693170173.webm
people are legitimately protesting the hitler door lmao
>>61274700
Permanent resident status is automatic
Why can't we simply make the Dover side of the Channel Tunnel have the same rules as airports so if any migrants sneak in that far we can still send them back to France?
took a couple vicodin started feel amazing
>>61274739
I only have myself to blame for this one
>>61274749
we should just electrify the floor so its impossible to walk through desu
Get the footy back on and stop all this moping around LG x
>>61274749
Because juxtaposed controls mean the UK border is in Calais and Coquelles, not Dover. If they get past us in France then it doesn't matterif they're caught in the south-east or Manchester, they're in
lads
what does it mean that our credit rating has been downgraded to negative?
>>61274773
this 2bh
confederation of england and wales fucking when lads?
>>61274733
Whatcha "reading?"
>>61274800
the jews are punishing you for being naughty boys Xx
are nige celebrating brexit http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466693170173.webm
Signatures on that petition going through the roof, almost at a mil now when yesterday evening it was around 400k
>>61274800
why do yo care about that when we have S O V E R E I G N T Y
>>61274800
Loansharks are going to come round and break the Queen's legs
why do graphics cards look so nice
>>61274804
will it be the most patriotic union ever in human history?
>>61274825
taking great pleasure in watching their footwork desu
>>61274729
Complaining is literally all they ever do bongbro. We could live in a perfect world and they'd still complain at this point.
>>61274400
she's disgusting
>>61274800
It means buy now while the gettin is good cause it won't last forever
Fuck even the fire sale on the pound is already over
Wish I had some money to play around with I definitely could've come out a winner on this whole Brexit thing
>>61274795
Calais mayor is saying they wont be hosting UK border controls anymore after Brexit.
>they're in
Why can;t we simply change this stupid as fuck law that rewards people for sneaking into our country and then being allowed to stay forever?
>>61274850
Who knows, but that dragon is fookin' sick, lads.
>>61274747
It's automatic but you still have to PROVE it for citizenship. If you don't comply with the EU treaty laws you don't get permanent residence status.
And you have to naturalise as a British citizen before getting a passport and now it is mandatory to get a permanent residence card before applying for citizenship (total costs then: £1315).
>>61274828
Its bretty easy to manipulate, all you need is to put in a legitimate post code
https://theintercept.com/2016/06/24/british-exit-eu-still-not-inevitable-despite-referendum/
>>61274862
Bender
>>61274729
it'll die down after a few days man. right now it's 50%butthurt 50%trolls.
we won man. Nigel fucking did it
>>61274400
https://discord.gg/cJqEt
Where the Britboys at?
>>61274828
Great! only 17 million more to go!
>>61274891
British government isn't retarded enough to actually ignore a 72% voter turnout referendum, are they?
ahh yes
>>61274891
>>61274916
The Queen would dissolve any government that refused to trigger Article 50
>>61274891
Referendum was never legally binding, but it'd be suicide to refuse to leave now.
>>61274916
No
>>61274916
but the 52% are racists and bigots while the 48% are tolerant and diverse
>>61274944
no idea how betting odds work
who's the most likely on here?
>>61274963
>who's the most likely on here?
Who do you think?
>>61274828
>implying it means anything
>1 million faked signatures for an internet petition
>all from one side of the vote
>vs 33 million legitimate democratic votes from both sides
not a fan of democracy this lot are they?
>>61274944
Post US presidential election odds please
>>61274944
Georgie boy in flames haha
>People crying on Facebook and Twitter about the "loss" of EU funding for Britain.
Is this the IQ level of your average remainer?
>>61274944
>8/11
What the fuck is that supposed to mean.
>>61274944
Yes, because the bookies are ALWAYS very accurate ;)
>>61274944
Why would they let a Judas like Boris become PM.
Bet there is wholesale party revolt.
Bit ironic how "EU" is something people say when they find something disgusting
>>61274987
You get £11 for every £8 bet
>>61274944
ARE BORIS
>an unelected prime minister is about to come into power in a few months time
ah, what a beautiful "democracy" we all live in!
Whoever keeps using the term 'mental gymnastics' learn a new fucking phrase.
Hitler has spoken
>>61275029
he/she will be elected in the same way that Dave was elected though
>>61274944
>priti patel
>sajid david
FUCK OFF
http://hasarticle50beeninvoked.uk/
Why did you vote leave lads?
You happy now?
>>61275031
Not an argument.
>>61274986
>People crying on Facebook and Twitter about the "loss" of EU funding for Britain.
Is this the IQ level of your average remainer?
Please don't open your mouth if you have literally no idea what goes in academia. Many grants are EU-funded, including the Horizon 2020 grants and many people including my former supervisor are applying for them.
You fags don't think your government will actually listen right? They won't let their free money get wasted by a bunch of plebs.
*does some mental acrobatics*
>>61275029
But you don't elect a Prime Minister, you elect MPs, and members of a party elect the leader, who normally becomes the PM if their party becomes the majority.
>>61275063
Because the Sun told me to
feeling ok how about you? x
>>61275029
You only vote for your local MP anyway not the PM
>>61274987
Means if you bet £11 quid on Boris being next PM, you'd only get a return of £8 (+ your £11 investment). So the reward is less than the amount you gambled initially because it's more likely to happen.
Whereas Theresa May is 3/1 means if you bet a quid on her and she became PM, you'd get your quid back + £3.
>>61275063
Yes.
>>61275023
But 9/1 means you get £9 for every £1 bet
Why are the numbers reversed for the top one?
>interviews of pro-Leave people on TV
>literally all unintelligible council estate idiots moaning about Poles
do they not realise that the Poles will have to be replaced with new immigrants from Pakistan and India
>>61275068
what's your iq?
he didn't open his mouth?
>>61275067
And that one too.
>>61275029
You should know that in the UK we don't vote for who we want to be Prime Minister Rasheed.
*goes for a mental jog*
>>61275116
Not an argument.
>>61275101
The guy you're replying to is a moron. See >>61275093.
>>61275093
And if I don't bet £11, say I put a fiver on him, I assume it's a proportionally smaller return?
>my IQ is very high
>my vote is more valid than yours
Made Australia a puppet o' mine lads
>>61275140
profs????????
>>61275046
This is why he lost WW2.
Christmas cakes > Lolis
>>61274729
Alright tell me your fucking plan then.
I'll wait.
>>61275115
I was quoting him about IQs, but forgot to put a ">" before his second paragraph.
>he didn't open his mouth?
Wow, you really understand how language and polysemantism works.
>>61275119
>unironically just learned this
Average leave voter: http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1466693170173.webm
>>61275068
>The funding the UK gets from the EU is a fraction of what the UK pays into the EU
>The money has been "lost".
Proof that you don't need to be intelligent to be a student.
Londoners are such sore losers
A rebuttal that isn't.
>Wow, you really understand how language and polysemantism works.
>>61275173
Bit too soon and obvious, young grasshopper.
>>61274473
we wouldnt change our flag
>>61275138
Yeah it's just a ratio.
>Wow, you really understand how language and polysemantism works.
*does some cerebral calisthenics*
Your average Bremainer
enjoy 1 million poles being replaced by 1 million pakistanis
The Remain babies are still crying
What the fuck is a petition going to do?
Time slip by red velvet sounds like that hannah montana song
>>61275253
I will, brown girls are hot
>>61275253
You have to leave the country now Pavel.
>>61275174
>>>61275068 (You)
>>The funding the UK gets from the EU is a fraction of what the UK pays into the EU
>>The money has been "lost".
>Proof that you don't need to be intelligent to be a student.
You are retarded. Academia will directly lose further investment from the EU. The government doesn't need nor have promised to replace exactly. They can do with the money as they see fit.
I have a PhD.
>>61275151
made a new flag for 'em as well
>Wow, you really understand how language and polysemantism works
>enjoy 1 million poles being replaced by 1 million pakistanis
What will the 2020 election hold?
We will be out of the EU by then.
Labour will be dead in the water.
Will the Tories have recovered from their civil war?
Will UKIP the party that gave us Brexit win?
Will there be a new party that appeals to the 51% of leave voters? A party which is socially right wing but economically centrist. That the working class and wealthier people can both vote for?
>>61275265
edit: not hannah montana
the I'm so fancy one
>>61275280
shouldn't you be using the empire flag
*does a bit of cognitive croquet*
applied for a job as a deportation agent in the new regime
What happens if donald trump wins?
Is this a golden age for memes?
>You are retarded.
>I have a PhD.
>>61275286
>economically centrist.
what did he mean by this
>I have a PhD.
Utterly ashamed of myself for voting Remain.
We were THIS close to remaining and tying ourselves down to a crumbling EU.
>Utterly ashamed of myself for voting Remain.
>>61275297
Wow, you really understand how language and polysemantism works
>>61275286
Unguessable
Probably
No, unlikely
Probably but thats a war that started centuries ago, this is just a battle in it
Probably not, they would appear to be dead in the water long term but who knows
Not unlikely
just found out my green voting cousin voted leave
>>61275293
Fancy by Iggy Azalea (F. Charlie XCX)
>>61275293
This one was the naval ensign, I might use it but it was never the actual state flag of Japan
>>61275314
A party that is neither FUCK THE BANKERS THE BONUSES or FUCK THE POOR
Lost all the EU funding for my runt farm now.
Going to have to apply for a government grant, I hope you're happy.
got a half made gaming PC that I don't want
wonder if I can sell it
>You are retarded.
>I have a PhD.
"Many of the nearly half of the British people who voted remain now feel scared and angry, ready to lash out at their fellow citizens. But this will make things worse. Many of the leavers already felt marginalised, ignored and hated. The contempt – and sometimes snobbery – now being shown about leavers on social media was already felt by these communities, and contributed to this verdict. Millions of Britons feel that a metropolitan elite rules the roost which not only doesn’t understand their values and lives, but actively hates them. If Britain is to have a future, this escalating culture war has to be stopped. The people of Britain have spoken. That is democracy, and we now have to make the country’s verdict work."
Owen Jones
What's the probability that this petition to change the referendum rules will actually affect anything?
>>61275316
>>61275313
Ah yes, /int/, where saying I have a PhD BECAUSE I'm talking about academia is fedora-tier.
>Ah yes, /int/, where saying I have a PhD BECAUSE I'm talking about academia is fedora-tier.
>I have the ability to shut up and fill my brain with useless facts to the point where I can pass a test and be issued a piece of paper
>Fear my intellectual might.
>Ah yes, /int/, where saying I have a PhD BECAUSE I'm talking about academia is fedora-tier.
>>61275383
spoken like a true cuck
>>61274473
It's just not the same without the blue.
>I have a BsC in Sports Science
>I think I know my stuff
>man thinks he's on /int/
This is /brit/, you scrote. Don't come round these ends and not expect to get banged up.
>I have the ability to shut up and fill my brain with useless facts to the point where I can pass a test and be issued a piece of paper
>Fear my intellectual might.
>I have the ability to shut up and fill my brain with useless facts to the point where I can pass a test and be issued a piece of paper
>Fear my intellectual might.
not exactly sure what's going on right now
>>61274729
I'm still waiting.
Don't forget the details.
>This is /brit/, you scrote. Don't come round these ends and not expect to get banged up.
nm I used the naval ensign anyway
what game is this?????
What's the point of having the option of article 50 if the EU are just going to punish you and threaten you with economic doom for exercising your right to leave?
This is the very reason people voted to leave this horrible organization
>We voted for Britain to leave the EU, pound value plummeted, credit rating outlook fell to negative, FTSE trading dropped too.
>I think my country just fucked itself. It's like my whole future has been torn apart by ignorant people. I don't know what to do.
>Music for this feel?
>i post from my computer and my phone at the same time
>not exactly sure what's going on right now
>>61275428
fuck everyone in this thread
Oh my lord they're serious
Oh my poor sides
>Birmingham has more pakis than London
>Birmingham voted Leave
Hmmm seems that it's not a simple case of immigrants all wanting Remain to win.
>>61275479
Mad Max, it's alright
>fuck everyone in this thread
>>61275480
foreigners are just cunts 2bh
PLEASE discuss this image
>>61275479
Australian simulator 2016
>>61275370
I want to sell my gaming PC also since I've recently realised that gaming is for children
>>61275500
Immigrants hate other immigrants from other countries more
>I want to sell my gaming PC also since I've recently realised that gaming is for children
>>61275534
especially indians and pakis, they hate each other and everyone else
>>61275499
poor little mites can't get their own way
>>61275499
>if things don't go my way, they should be redone until they DO go my way
>>61275514
Sikhs are bro-teir
>Jews actually wanted Brexit
Lol what
What's up with that fucking black vote?
>Scotland wants to secede from the UK
>Trump visits the day of the announcement
Coincidence? I think not.
Anime is for babies.
>>61274473
I think you spilled some bleach there m8
Gaming is for babies.
>>61275499
>2nd referendum
>76% turn out
>no, we want a 3rd one with a 80% turn out minimum or it's void
>>61275587
haven't played any game in about 3-4 years
just want to get on a game of battlefield or something
gf just sent me this. No idea what she wants
>>61275615
Plastic surgery
>>61275615
I got what she wants right here
>3,000 signatures in 3 minutes
1 million soon
>>61275615
a tissue, she about to sneeze
>>61275499
>The leave campaign has been incredibly divisive, and has irreparably divided this country!
>Man who claimed to have escaped Auschwitz admits he lied for years
rmyt
>>61275649
Have those petitions EVER mad ethe government change their ind?
>scotland votes to leave the UK to join the EU
>leaves to UK
>EU won't let them in
Could you imagine?
f sent me this, lads.
what did he mean by this? I have no idea..
>>61275676
You'd think the boffins would sort that out before leaving
>>61275615
a gameboy colour
>>61275676
Spain has always said they will veto Scotland's entry because it would make their refusal to recognise Catalan independence untenable
>>61275676
>Asks to re-join the UK
>'no'
>Scotland will die in your lifetime
qt bulgarian mep on bbc news
>it's a "staying at home on saturday night" episode
ahhhhh yes splendid, a night well spent
doing a bait
>>61275692
>>61275672
nope lol
>>61275564
UK and Europe are both hurt by brexit. The only ones who will profit from it are jews and muslims.
>>61275564
All my black mates don't give a fuck so none of them voted, and most likely a no vote can be used as a """"""no vote for brexit""""""
>>61275615
>Max.jpg
Is this some LiS porn shoot or something
>>61275355
thats the one, cheers
>>61275359
oh
>>61275698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrUKtJvU3G8
this will happen in your lifetime
>>61275480
they never actually thought anyone would leave.
article 50 was implemented to silence those who said there was no legitimate way to leave.
now Brussels is pissed and wants to punish you
>>61275698
kek, what will you od when they come crawling bacK?
>>61275748
No clue. Saw it in a Lis thread on /v/ a few days ago
>UK and Europe are both hurt by brexit. The only ones who will profit from it are jews and muslims.
>Me during Brexit
Absolutely howling at all the remain voters shitting on the working class for voting leave
>>61275807
gis a go on that hat lad
talking to a girl 5 years older than me
>>61275480
>wah wah we're being bullied
Literally clueless, typical invalid "reason" for wanting to leave, just like the other spastics who voted leave
The EUs issue is Britain having the referendum now, but is only going to start negotiations when a new PM comes in in October
Months of uncertainty in markets isn't good
if Britain leaves, it'll be treated like any other non-EU country, it's not going to get special status
>Absolutely howling at all the remain voters shitting on the working class for voting leave
>>61275807
Nice clothes you poof
why don't we have a referendum for 6-12 year olds?
I mean, the we shouldn't allow the old people to dictate our future?
>>61275825
the remain voters are all about equality and democracy. they'll call you a racist and a bigot for discrimination, then discriminate against you. the double standards are hilarious.
>>61275480
>waaahhh we want full EU benefits without being a member and contributing
>No? you are such bullies!
Britbong thinking.
All these referendums were a bad idea, just look at the de-stability they've caused. I think the country needs to be run by a totalitarian government, headed by a single man with supreme power who acts as a living embodiment of the country.
>I went to Uni so I'm better than all these working class plebs. They don't have real problems, they're just uneducated brainwashed idiots
>>61274400
fucking faggots, you made me addicted to bondage videos
There's already talks for a Norway option.
I don't want free movement of labour.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Slowly becoming Louie.
