Today is Slovenian independence day. Our country is 25 years old! What are your thoughts on Slovenia?
Countries with alpine culture are always comfy.
Thanks for destroying Yugoslavia you austrian wannabes
>>61273967
New car coming from there
>>61273967
not much culture and history, but I like the country, it is really beautiful. We (venice) built many cities there
but why are slovenians so rude
I love it. Beautiful landscapes, chill people and Ljubljana is great too.
Slovenia bls adopt me already :^(
>>61274076
>but why are slovenians so rude
Inferiority complex. We are only rude online though, most people are very nice if you meet them in person.
Independence from whom?
Slowhatia?
>Carinthians who think they are not Carinthians.
Bit strange, but generally good people.
>>61273967
I want to shitpost with "where" but the flag would destroy much of the humour
Don't forget about all the other former Yugo countries
Thank you for giving us Slavoj Zizek
naturally, a non country
Balkanites in denial
>>61273967
Well, best slavic country.
Looks pretty beautiful too. Sadly I only drove throught it once at night...
>>61275010
>*sniff*s respectfully towards you
Seems like an awesome environment. Mediterranean, Alps, plains all within a 2 hour drive or so. Would love to travel there.
>>61274124
yugoslavia/serbia
You guys are cool, one of the best slav countries out there.
>>61274076
>not much culture and history
More like not much denbts.
>>61274290
>Carinthians who think they are not Carinthians
I'm pretty sure Carinthians see themselves as Carinthians.
>>61273967
I'm glad we've split up with you tbqh
>>61273967
it's not Independence Day, it's Statehood day
my ex gf was Slovenian.
>>61275379
>I'm glad we've split up with you tbqh
you split up with slovakia not with slovenia
>>61275211
Yugoslavia =/= Serbia
Why is diaspora always retarded?
>>61275506
>he haven't heard about Czechoslovenia
top kek m8, learn history
Slovenia is a nice country with nice people. You are very kind. Beautiful landscapes. I very like mountains and I like You Slovenia.
Sorry for lack of arguments.
>>61275728
>Czechoslovenia
never heard of this tell me about it
>>61273967
Nice, happy birthday, lads! I'll be the same age in three months - it's crazy how time flies, isn't it???
>>61275806
Slovenians are lost Slovaks. The czechoslovak socialistic republic was with modern Slovenia but at the time they were called Slovaks, however after French Revolution Slovenians felt different from their overlords in Slovakia and decided to be independent nation
>>61273967
Alpine Slavs, not Slovakia, not Balkan
and Klemen Slakonja
>>61275894
>Slovak delusions
ayy
>>61275197
50 euros back and forth to Ljubljana with cheap flights
Hello please give us back our clay kthx
Even more irrelevant than us
>>61273967
>our country
*cough* at least the litorale (area next to Trieste, Izola aka Isola, Koper aka Capodistria, Ankaran aka Ancarano, Piran aka Pirano) isn't exactly yours
>>61276392
>>61276457
come and get it makaronar
You are not independent
>>61276392
>>61276457
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>61276664
slexit when
>>61273967
Slavic and still somewhat civilized and prosperous, truly a miracle of nature.
>>61273967
>independence
>in the EU
wahey
>Younger than I am
>Country
Why do Slovenian posters on /int/ hate Spain?
Ilicic had a pretty good season
>>61273967
Congratulation! ( ´∀｀)っ┌iii┐
I love hot spring.
>>61273967
25 years of shit
>Eurosmalls
>>61277047
They're one of us Westerners now, and by that I mean the snotty Germanics who look down on southern European nations with bad economies and siesta culture.
>>61273967
I love it so much that I want it inside my country
>>61277047
They hate pretty much everyone, I've never seen a cool Slovene poster, they always try to bully everyone. They are country of depressed bitter alcoholics with inferiority complex, so it's nothing strange.
>>61277210
>They are country of depressed bitter alcoholics with inferiority complex
A country I can relate to.
>>61274034
>>61275037
>>61275064
>>61276392
>>61276457
>>61277089
>>61277210
>>61277047
>mfw dirty brown people start shitting up a good thread
>>61277259
Adopt me already
>>61277210
>They are country of depressed bitter alcoholics with inferiority complex, so it's nothing strange.
That is pretty much all Slavs. They did manage to somehow be better off than the rest.
Must be mixed Austrian blood?
>>61277286
Austrians are more slavs than germanics
good for cheap cigarettes
>>61277278
Pay up first.
>>61277286
Austrians are Slovenes in denial.
>>61277302
only in the east, here in the west we're purebred celto-germanics
>>61277302
slavs are a linguistic term, not ethnic.
>>61277302
About half/half. So you agree the Germanic blood provided the Ordnung necessary for a functioning economy and manageable levels of corruption?
>>61276948
That's because it's basically a former Austrian-Hungarian & Julian March county, nowadays inhabited by some slavs who inherited something someone else created.
They are doing a fine job at keeping natural parks (the overwhelming destination of the entire territory)
>>61273967
Have a nice day! Slovenia looks clean and comfy.
>>61277365
bullshit, R1a in Eastern Europe = Slavic pretty much
>>61277412
>haplogroups
top kek
>>61277327
I already told you 100 superior polish zloty a month
>>61273967
>>61277327
looks like a nice country Tbh
>>61273967
If there was a more useless country than mine, its name would be Slovenia.
>>61277286
>m-muh aryan genes
>>61277365
there is a common ethnical background in all slav countries
>>61277391
>They are doing a fine job at keeping natural parks (the overwhelming destination of the entire territory)
>>61277398
>Slovenia looks clean and comfy.
See? Germanic I tell you. Only here people would trim the grass with a measuring stick. If it was possible they'd clean it with a broom.
>>61277365
its ethnical aswell, western slavs, hungary and austria are pretty much same people genetically
>>61277365
The Slovenes who were assimilated did not have their genetic structure suddenly changed to that of Bavarian.
>>61277439
I want €.
>>61277398
Thank you Spanishbro. Have a good day as well.
>>61277391
WE
>>61277437
>not believing in exact science and scientific method
Heinrich Kubitschegg pls
>>61277480
>m-muh aryan genes
but Slavs are even closer to Indo-Aryans then Germanics.
>>61277391
>something someone else created
And what have they created for them exactly?
>>61277538
nope, slovaks are gypsies
>>61277605
t. Heinrich Novák
>>61277468
Make yourself useful then, poor southern siesta fucker.
>>61277539
Euro is worthless now, only the big strong zloty shall remain
>>61277583
You know what I meant.
>>61277629
gib back pressburg
>>61277637
The cheese I'm eating right now is probably worth more than your home.
>>61277702
Is it worth $12k? If not stop barking
>>61277753
is your home only worth that? jesus christ
>>61277589
Roman ruins after all the other people moved through the lands.
>>61277810
I undervalued it a lot for jokes, it's actually worth $15k
>>61277753
>12k
>for a home
hahahaha
what? That can't be real?
>>61273967
What are your thoughts on Austria? Do you consider yourself as Austrian?
>>61277674
it was just banter m8, I like Slavs in fact
>>61277843
I envy you, here in Moscow I could only buy 6 square meters of a shitty appartment with these money.
>>61277863
>Do you consider yourself as Austrian?
The other South Slavs do.
>>61277956
I am Albanian, it's a 4 bedroom near a mosque in my village
>>61278034
???
>>61277850
>Eating cheese on a weekend afternoon
Get on a treadmill fat fuck
>>61278116
>afternoon
i just woke up
>>61278093
The other South Slavs (ex-Yugos mainly) consider Slovenes to be wannabe-Austrians.
See for example:
>>61274034
>>61278240
Well they're actual Turks.
>>61278240
We don't really, I was fucking around like with monaco. They just never fit in with the yugos (same with us), it was a serbo-croat circlejerk. We can't speak their language.
>>61277683
>back
its finally in rightful hands
Happy birthday slovenia! I really enjoyed my time in Ljubljana, wouldnt mind moving there desu. The train trip from lju to Zagreb is really pretty too.
Pic related one of the many photos i took in lju.
>whole thread without Slavoj
My gott..
>>61273967
Happy birthday neighbors
>>61278380
Corridor when?
>>61280189
>Czechs controlling towns with WE WUZ Slovenian names like Koszeg and Vasvar
triggerrrd
What?
>>61280189
>entirety of the corridor in Slovakia
>Czech corridor
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61273967
Based country. Congratulations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNGe9KhSx3k
Greater Slovenia + Greater Serbia soon
>>61280395
CZECH'D
>>61280236
Celoten koridor bi moral pripadati nam, pppp.
>>61280294
What part is hard to understand?
I like slovenian girls
>>61280480
DO IT
>>61273967
Could you name any wars that took place in todays Slovenia?
>>61280675
Slovenia paid for the entire Croatian military frontier for 3 centuries, lad. Slovene and Croat troops also won a glorious victory over Bosniak nobility at Sisek in 1593.
>>61280675
>>61280780
Yes, but I'm asking about the place, was it at least one time bombed in the last 500 years?
>>61280866
>what is WW1
>what is WW2
>>61280928
I don't know what was happening in your country in that time m8.
>>61280675
>>61280866
>>61280982
isonzo front is probably the highest intensity modern conflict that happened here
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battles_of_the_Isonzo
>>61275197
This. Also it's tiny.
>>61273967
>What are your thoughts on Slovenia?
>>61273967
congratulations lad, don't know much about you guys but out of all the yugo countries croatia and you guys seem the comfiest
thank you Slovenia!
thanks for cheap cigarettes n gas!
thanks for nice restaurants, plescavice and cevapi!
thanks for the nice and generally progressive people!
i know sometimes things got a bit rough between us, but still, as an italian, i consider you bros, fuck that old propaganda bullshit.
t. Stara Gorica citizen
>>61281275
>thanks for nice restaurants, plescavice and cevapi!
not exactly a thing I'd associate with Slovenia, lol, but I guess we do have a lot of well-frequented Serbian restaurants unlike you.
>>61281413
yeah yeah i know they're not a properly slovenian dish, but still.
Thanks to everyone congratulating us.
>>61273967
Are you still Catholic
>no info about Slovenian Mountain Trail online
>>61281780
Less and less, thankfully. Church membership has dropped by 1% for every year since independence.
>>61281865
There are several. Just google Triglav national park, I think that's what you want.
Your nature is nice.
t. frog in Friul
>>61281935
there is only 1 called that, and it is one path that goes across your whole country
there are only vague details, no map or anything
>>61281886
Lord have mercy.
>>61280819
Stop pretending that was a real war. There was literally 0 willingness to stop Slovenia from seceding.
>>61282031
Never knew, I'm not much of a sportsman (this being 4chan).
>find a webpage for Slovenska planinska pot
>language options are Slovenian or Polish
WHY? As if Poles come to Slovenia in appreciable numbers.
>>61282063
The Church in Slovenia all but declared for Hitler in WWII, so we don't like it.
>>61282190
I understand.
Happy birthday Slovenia. And Croatia also!
>>61275379
underrated
>>61277210
and here it is, an obligatory feature of every exYu thread, envious and butthurt Bosnian
>>61282190
is it safe to just camp around your country
>>61282355
Yes, but you probably have to stick to camping grounds. Also, the storms tend to be abrupt and violent.
>>61273967
Slovenia pretty cool guy. He fights serbs and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>61282473
m8, Serbs make up 7% of Slovenia's population. There's room for everyone in LOVEvenia.
>>61275506
>let me tell you about your country
>>61282521
can I settle once France achieved sultanate status ?
>>61282694
We kowtow to westerners hard. The mere thought of a westerner deeming Slovenia good enough to settle in makes us euphoric.
>>61281275
>>61281604
traditore
>>61280982
As >>61281046 wrote, one of WW1 fronts was on our soil. And during WW2, we were occupied and fought a civil war as well.
>>61282157
SLOVENE'D
>>61282190
Štajerski župniki se ne strinjajo s tabo.
>>61282792
Faggatore
>>61283432
wish i had the time to visit caporetto/kobarid's museum
>>61273967
Based neighbours and also best slavs. Don't know if you guys are aware of it but sometimes you're reffered to as "Switzerland of Yugoslavia"
and not jusdt because of mountains
>>61275506
Lol and Americans are considered the ignorant ones...
>>61282792
t. living in the past
>>61283711
Do it, it's a great museum.
>>61283730
We were going for a second Switzerland but people stopped calling it that after a few years. It's used ironically today.
why are you so obsessed with your own country? I don't see czechs or slovaks constantly making thread about themselves
there's even a slovenian on /his/ that dumps hundreds of maps of slovenia weekly
>>61283998
I liked the Scandinavian comparison more because the Law of Jante is a very Slovenian thing.
>>61283998
Was two days ago in Slovenia but i went to the mountain (near KRN) left Udine at 06:00, came back at 23:30.
Also went to the Triglav (well until it was impossible to advance) and also one other time near the KRN but too much snow to go.
Maybe if i find some time i will visit, but i ain't doing Udine - Caporetto by bike.
Slovenia looks like one of the best if not the best country in Europe to me.
>>61284160
1. Slovenians see our language as the best and most untarnished Slavic language
2. We see ourselves as having been wronged by our neighbours territorially, leading to a preoccupation with history
3. We see ourselves as western Europeans who are miscategorised as Balkanic or Eastern European
But this doesn't really cover it. Slovakia is equally as provincial, yet they don't paint their own history in epic terms or see themselves as the center of the world like we do.
WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SLOVENIA
>>61284366
Krn isn't an acronym btw.
>>61273967
I love Slovenia and all the rest of the Balkans (except kosovars)
I didn't give a fuck when you seperated, I don't give a fuck now.
>>61284160
Read what OP wrote. Also, /his/ is under Slovene dominion.
>>61284492
You obviously do.
>>61284506
lmao
>>61273967
Happy birthday :3
>>61284471
that's pretty pathetic actually
>>61277327
How much to rent a place in an area just like this for a week or two? right on the water and what not?
>>61284506
idk why i write in in full caps
>>61284471
>they don't paint their own history in epic terms
they steal our history and pretend it's their own tbqh
>>61284471
>we
>we
>we
said the teenager on /int/ and >>61284642 believed it
>>61284773
I looked it up since I didn't know myself and prices for renting an apartment/cottage/whatever for a day seem to go from 50-200€.
is it possible to get by in slovenia with just english? If no, how would someone who speaks French and a bit of German fare? Would be willing to learn a bit of slovenian if necessary.
>>61285016
English would be okay with younger people and a bit harder with older people (would probably still understand at least a bit), German would probably be better in some parts. Since the average Slovene is at the very least bilingual, I would say that English and German could help you survive just fine. French is a much smaller thing here so I guess you'd have to be lucky and find someone who had it in school.
>>61284773
go to Bohinj, my favorite place in Slovenia
don't worry about the price, it will be super cheap for burger anyway
>>61285016
i travel to Slovenia regularly, for business and pleasure; english is widely spoken by virtually everybody <40 and in touristic places. you will be fine.
>>61285016
Yes. Most people here overrate their knowledge of English, but they still know enough to come to an understanding about food, lodgings and directions with tourists. Vid related, how average residents of Ljubljana speak English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6FTeUh8MXU
>>61285165
Good choice.
>>61273967
TRST JE NAŠ, COUSIN
>>61273967
What do you guys eat in your tiny comfy country?
>>61285716
We're cousins with Americans? First time I hear such a thing.
>>61273967
Wow me too
>>61285821
mostly horses
>>61285855
You are with this American
>>61284471
That's bullshit desu. Most Slovenians irl are selfhaters with german-tier sense of patriotism.
>>61286280
That's a lot of horse choices there.
>>61285821
Good food.
>>61286304
t. "uporabnik" Roga
>>61275620
nah Serbia was definitely pulling the strings in that outfit.
>>61286389
Ne pravim, da je to nekaj dobrega, je pa resnica.
why are slovenes so sensitive? like americans
>>61277259
Whiter than your mom's vagina after I coated it in my semen lmao
>>61286531
>>61286658
KRAI VARDAROT SEDISH, MORI
BELO PLATNO BELISH
BELO PLATNO BELISH, DUSHO
SI NA GORE GLEDASH
Are some of you old enough to remember the war ?
>>61286531
>>61286658
t. Heart of Darkness
>>61287739
I do. Air raid sirens going off all the time and us running to and fro between cellar and living room, sometimes also to the neighbourhood bunker. That was about it.
Slovenia is a beautiful country that breed the greatest two way forward of all time.
By the way, do all of you have dark circles around your eyes or only Kopitar??
>>61288351
He looks like he doesn't sleep and spends the nights drinking tbqh. Just like Žižek, except Žižek doesn't sleep and spends the nights snorting cocaine.
>>61288485
So he isnt the only Slovenian raccoon?
>>61288775
There is probably someone else without sleep in the country, sure.
>>61289318
Do you think Kopitar doesn't sleep? I think it's genetic
>>61289490
Could be genetic. I am not a Kopitar expert so I can't say.
>>61273967
>25 years old
Did Slovenia or something similar existed before Yougoslavia? (like roman empire for Italia)
>>61289832
Yes, as Karantanija around 800 ad.
>>61289832
Carantania, Carniola, Lower Pannonia, Illyrian provinces, State of Slovenes, Croats and Serbs, some even say Noricum,...
>>61289928
>>61289897
Thanks, don't know much about balkans desu. The pics look cozy.
All I know is that Slovenia is the best ex-yu country with croatia
>>61273967
Fuck off, youngster. Make way for the true ancestral nations of Europe.
>>61290190
WE
>>61290229
We are a history-rich nation who, against all odds, established itself and endured much to allow the continuity of its existence throughout the times, having faced many hulking foes &, without fail, coming out victorious.
>>61290400
WUZ
Good work Slavonia.
>>61290190
Are we ancient Europe?
>>61290446
The first global empire in History & the richest of its time. The best warriors, sailors and strategists of the Renaissance.
Now, what of you?
>>61290400
dude stop, Iberian peninsula was relatively peaceful compared to clusterfuck that is Balkans, so I would say that eastern block and balkan nations have nothing to be ashamed of when it comes to endurance
also, 25 years ago i was in Ljubljana just months before everything started and I felt rich like a sultan of Brunei, today, their standard is better then ours
>>61290609
KANGZ
>>61290609
sadly, to describe great things about Portugal one always uses Past Simple
also, you participated with nothing to past achievements so stop bragging
>>61273967
>What are your thoughts on Slovenia?
mountains are nice
>>61290873
Not having partaken in the great feats of my nation does not mean I cannot cherish their greatness, you mongrel.
When I said endure, victory after endurance was implicit, & the case isn't the same for the balkan states. They were under the Ottoman rule for years. We had our sovereignty threatened, on multiple occasions, by Spain & France in tandem. There's more to that than being attacked by some an ensemble of sexually-curious goat-fucking turks and losing.
>>61290780
Blame our political class. We could've shadowed Spain itself, had we not allowed ourselves to be ruled by absolute retards.
>>61290780
>>61290873
>>61291281
Stop fighting guys :(
Only 25? Wtf. Sweden is like a millennia.
>>61291281
>Not having partaken in the great feats of my nation does not mean I cannot cherish their greatness, you mongrel
Exactly, you did nothing of worth so stop bragging and go do something productive. I'm suspecting you are one of our retarded students, walking around in cape and singing songs about past great endeavors.
>>61291510
shhhh, we have teaching moment here
>>61273967
good meme country
good freindly rival
good climate
good work ethic (at least compared to croatian niggers) (+1 whiteness)
good to outbanter now and then since humour is worse than germanic and people are stingy and autistic (+1 whiteness)
good ski and cycling
whats not to like? seriously, Slo is a very good country, I wish we could become more loving neighbours to each other
>>61290780
Slovenia was a part of the Holy Roman Empire for 1000 years, and partly of Venice and Hungary, so it was pretty peaceful here. We experienced a standard western European development with emerging cities, monasteries, trade and pilgrimage routes. The Turkish raids and the tax burden of maintaining the military frontier with Turkey caused a bit of havoc, but we were in a luckier spot than the Balkans.
>>61291591
We arrived at our present spot in the late 6th century, but we were soon subsumed into Avaria and then Germany in its various manifestations. We define ourselves by our language, not by our tradition of statehood, obviously.
>>61291598
No. I'm actually one of our "retarded students" who got himself a job as a software developer before he even got done with high-school.
I wear no cape and sing no songs, but I give credit where it's due, & there's much to our history that's worthy of praise. It's a pity the our folk has been cast into a state of perpetual sadness. Our ancestry didn't achieve all the great feats that are championed today by sitting back and giving in to lethargy.
>>61291926
it's history, it's fine to banter on /int/ and nothing else
also, you are mixing statehood and nationality, i'm sure Slovenes and other nations without long statehood tradition still have plenty of history
p.s. congrats on the job, it's a rare commodity in today's Portugal
>>61283857
t. cuck
>>61292591
Ou! Paolo! Chillini youra linguini, prego!
>mfw a Slovenia thread descends into Alberto fights
