/comfynewoutfit/ edition
>>61240190
/mämmi/
>>61240190
yanky puto
>>61240201 #
Ahh yes a few bankers the bonuses are Indian that means we should import 500,000 pakis a year very good logic :)
>>61240265
moi perkele
going to reduce immigration any of youse want anything?
/cum/
>We will never know the full extent of the lost opportunities, friendships, marriages and experiences we will be denied
;___;
GREAT JOB ANGLETERRE
LEAVE THIS FUCKING EU HAHAHAHA
Annie May
YANKS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Can we all agree about what a qt Samantha Cameron is?
>>61240300
is shit
>>61240291
Better interview skills and a more cut-throat nature
>listens to shut up once
had serious doubts earlier lads but hearing all this stuff about germany america and china has put my mind at ease
>>61240291
bring us back a points-based system, lad
>>61240190
I'd fuck it
>>61240190
>brit
>started by american
How fitting
>>61240291
Freedom of movement with the EU nations thank la
Finish the sentence: Ulster is _______
Can't the UK adootba trade deal with the EU? So they get the economic benefit while still retaining their national sovereignty????
So let's get a recap on Project Fears predictions.
>There will be uncertainty in the market.
Well I think we can be sure that was correct, although the market has almost fully recovered in 24 hours.
>The US will stop trading with us
Obama has confirmed there will be no changes
>EU will stop trading with us
German financial advisers have already suggested extending access to the EU common market to the UK, even with UK not in the EU.
>Banks will back up and move the financial centre of the world to Germany
Some banks have already made statements saying they're not doing this
>All companies will leave the UK
No companies have made statements saying they're leaving the UK..
STORMZY IN
Fuck off Scotland, we're England and Wales.
Only non-cucked nations of the UK may post in this thread.
fucks sake we've really fucked it now
thanks for nothing you cunts
>>61240370
>still banned?
Lads
Is there a prescription that is available for anxiety, and does it even work?
My anxiety is getting worse and I don't know what I should do.
maisie
what would it take to have leavers admit they made a mistake?
>>61240370
backward fucks that haven't legallised gay marriage or abortion
>tfw Irish passport so my freedom of movement remains unchanged
>>61240384
NO BECAUSE THE EU INVENTED TRADE
>>61240409
Nothing
they will live in a constant state of denial
reality is but a passing inconvenience for those clowns
>>61240409
the queen or nige to say so
The year is 2031.
You've just finished your 3 day work week and it's time to take a break with a nice relaxing four day weekend.
As you walk into your home, you are greeted by your wife, who is busy baking fresh bread and drinking a glass of organic local milk and three children who are working on their homework assigned by their private school. The aftermath of the 2016 referendum and the elimination of the welfare state had brought forth a new enlightenment and a cultural renaissance which had sparked a better society. Statist dissidents had tried to fight against it, but were met only with failure and were forced to acquire jobs in the booming economy.
As you sit down on your sofa to watch the news, your servo-bot approaches you. It stands there awaiting orders and nods it's head as if it already knows what you are thinking. Immediately, the servo-bot bolts off to the kitchen to bring you a cold beer that was made in Britain.
As it comes back and places the beer next to you, the news starts to talk about the ongoing colonisation of Mars by private enterprises. You start to drink your beer and say to yourself, "I'm so glad I voted for leave".
adjusted for the referendum
>>61240409
will never happen, theyre literally shilling for paki immigration
Really glad we're not going to be getting that one billion a year in scientific research funding from the EU lads. Also pretty chuffed that I'll have less grants to apply to in the future. Truly this will make Britain great again :))
>>61240387
we're still in the EU and won't be leaving for 2 years.
Wait and see
>>61240422
Now if only you left your bedroom every once in a while ;)
>>61240409
Job losses
Expensive holidays
>>61240406
when i lived in america i was prescribed sertraline for my anxiety but idk if they'd give that to you here, they're a lot stricter with mental shit here
Really makes you think.
>>61240427
r a r e
Is there any news on how the Queen feels? Will she be making a statement?
Prepare for a significant brain- and brawndrain within two years
>Go into Tesco
>Attempt to buy a sandwich
>Try to hand over money to the cashier
>Can't quite get my hand in my pocket
>Cashier says "sir that will be um err aa errr, I've forgotten what to do"
>Both of us realise that without the EU we can't trade
>>61240455
d-d-don't cry sam ;_;
poo
>>61240387
>>Banks will back up and move the financial centre of the world to Germany
>Some banks have already made statements saying they're not doing this
Why would the financial centre of the world, which is in New York City, move to Germany?
>>61240422
same
>>61240279
>we should import 500,000 pakis a year very good logic :)
No, that's the logic on uncontrolled migration from the EU.
A points based system means we got qualified immigrants from India/Pakistan/Africa etc.
>>61240473
They are waiting 2 years to kick you guys out. Wow
lads what's the best way to track the £ value, against the euro for example
>>61240499
No she won't. She's above politics.
Shame I'm not a Biologist or a research Chemist though, I'd be sorted.
Glad there's a gas industry in this county though.
>>61240406
Yes.
The standard treatment is anti-depressants, but there are strong specific anti anxiety medications available like benzodiazipines. These can cause problems though especially if you take them regularly.
>>61240487
Sertraline is pretty much the standard first SSRI to try in the uk too.
>>61240499
She's probably happy and probably not.
>walking past childrens playground
>full of happy beautiful anglo children
>van full of pakis show up
>ohfuck.jpeg
>theyre running toward the shocked children
>I'm scared frozen, fumbling my phone to call the police
>catch something at the corner of my eye
>Farage and his UKIP henchmen lads hopping out of an Audi, running full speed to intercept
>Farage dives infront of a child just as a paki unloads his AK47
>shoot out ensues
>amid the chaos I run to Farage bloodied on the ground
>"Mr-Mr Farage! It didnt have to be like this!"
>he coughs blood "we had a good run though lad"
>sure we did Mr Farage, sure we did
>*I help a schooner of beer to his mouth*
>"ahhh yes lad, tastes like home"
>"don't you die on me Mr Farage! We need you! England needs you!"
>"j-just so long as England r-remains England lad, we'll make it through"
>*tears welling in my eyes*
>"and please - call me Nigel" his last words
>I stand tall and hard, fighting back tears, I salute him
>the sky shows the faces of the great men of this race, I nod at them with my proud anglo-saxon jaw and steel blue eyed stare
>I know then that my purpose in life, the words print on my mind and the minds of the world:
>"Will you fight for what is yours? Or will you perish like a dog?"
>>61240518
We need a party that is ashamedly for the metropolitan liberals
fed up of us getting shat on
>>61240273
I prefer 'puta'
wink
>>61240304
link to this?
>>61240494
why is the right a jew?
>>61240370
…split by an international border.
>>61240415
>>61240405
>>61240370
hao dear you
>>61240528
there has to bea settlement do you read the news
>>61240518
>which is in New York City
ummmmmmmmm
>>61240524
What happens when there's 100,000,000 Indians who have all the points?
There's a billion Indians compared to your 60 million population.
>>61240487
>>61240542
Might just see my GP and see what he suggests.
I don't like the fact that I may have to take drugs but I don't feel as though I have any other options
>>61240463
>As you leave for work, your wife locks the door and orders servo-bot to meet her in the bedroom. "This is our little secret" She says with a wink, and begins undressing. "AFFIRMATIVE" the metal contraption shrieks as he extends a servo-poker.
Who don't remain voters on /int/ have the decency to hang themselves and never post again like all losers of the Scottish indyref?
https://next.ft.com/content/e404c2fc-3913-11e6-9a05-82a9b15a8ee7
>>61240427
RARE
A
R
E
>>61240422
>Eligible for one
>Need my dads passport
>Hate my dad and don't want to talk to him
Might just wait for his death certificate.
Getting hyped for the next Stefan Molyneux video to come out debunking all these remain shills.
>>61240472
>mfw ukucks realize they will have to pay 10%+ more for everything since they largely depend on import and companies will just relocate the additional taxes to the uk customers
>>61240555
good post
Anyone got some good screenshots of lefty tears on Twitter and Facebook?
>>61240613
>paying for news
>>61240304
"They have merely swapped one distant and unreachable elite for another one."
The EU referendum vote is probably one of the biggest exercises in democracy that the UK has participated in.
Whereas I don't get to vote about what happens in the EU.
daily dose of
sargon
molynyx
>mfw FT and The Economist endorsed the tories in 2015
>>61240409
Give it time, lad.
If in 6 month time it is looking like a shit decision, I will admit it.
>>61240596
Are you this retarded? You change the points criteria and that reduces how many people have the points to come in.
But in the EU there was complete free movement of people with HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS of workers.
what would it take to have remainers admit they were wrong?
Literally how did we sneak a sneaky Brexit past the jews lads?
They spent billions on shilling and even killed an MP.
>>61240640
if you google the headline and get it you can view it without the paywall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw9wx5sKBnE
>>61240332
Samantha Cameron is perfect
I have been in love with her for years
I must fuck her before I die. I must. I hate Britain more than any other country but I want Samantha in my bed more than any other cunt.
How hard do you think Dave fucked her after the election win for the tories?
How do you think he fucked her?
Do you think he bought bacon flavoured condoms then laughed as she gagged on his cock, saying ''wow, are you Ed Miliband? Bacon isn't that hard to swallow''?
Do you think he laughed and said ''I don't have to go into a coalition with Clegg but your cunt better prepare for a coalition with my load''?
Do you think she enjoys it when Dave fucks her? How do you think she sounds when she orgasms? Do you think she watches the white cloud falling out of her pussy and screams ''LICK IT OUT OF ME, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE BIRTH TO ANOTHER DISABLED MONSTER''?
I would give her the best sex she could ever hope to have. She is Downing Street and I'd make sure she was downing sweet, sweet cum from my brown shrivelled little cock
I know Indians rape is a meme but I would rape her.
>>61240639
What about righty tears considering the Conservative PM and 75% of the Conservative party were defeated?
No, you have to make this about LE LEFT WING XD
Lol radio 1 just did an interview of the most prominent leave and remain areas, and the strongest leave town Jaywick was also the shittiest part of the UK and everyone asked about why do you want to leave all they can say was basically Muh immigrants and wanting more government gibsmedats
And how many of the coffin dogder elderley lesve voters still had their faculties when they voted?
Did they vote thinking Hitler was still in power in Germany?
Fucking baby boomers, they JUST had to do one last thing to fuck the world up didnt they?
>>61240698
Economy stays successful and eu immigrants not replaced by brown immigrants
so do we have to get a new passport now
>>61240596
then we take the cream of the crop
SO I WENT TO SEE MY FRIEND DAVE YESTERDAY
>the crowd titters in anticipation of another wonderful story
I KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND HIS WHITE, YES WHITE, GIRLFRIEND ANSWERED THE DOOR
>the audience gasps, some booing is heard
>one female audience member vomits, and one of the bulls escorts her to a designated "relaxation room"
I THOUGHT TO MYSELF "WHAT A B L O O D Y R A C I S T"
>cheers are heard and the laughing takes a moment to die down
ANYWAYS, I WALKED IN, HE PUT DOWN WHAT HE WAS READING, AND SAID "HELLO RUSSELL" TO ME
>the viewers grip the edges of their seats until their knuckles go white
>a female voice is heard moaning from the relaxation room area
NOT EVEN A SINGLE "SALAAM"
>another huge gasp is emanated
>several viewers collapse and begin frothing at the mouths
WHAT A B L O O D Y R A C I S T, DOESN'T HE KNOW I CONVERTED TO ISLAM LAST WEEK?
>the cheers this time around are 1.61 times as loud as the last
>a faint rumbling is heard, seemingly coming from far underneath the ground
SO MY EYES WANDERED TO THE TABLE WHERE HE WAS SITTING, AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAW?
>one audience member screams "WHAAAAAAAAT" and has to be silenced with a black dildo pacifier
THE D A I L Y M A I L
>all 183 remaining members of the audience run to the stage and start running in a circle around Russell
>their chants of "L I T T L E L E G E N D" grow louder and louder until every ear is bleeding
>Russell begins to hover in the air, suspended by the updraft created by the revolving bodies
>he ascends through the crumbling studio roof and rises to the heavens as an army of black bull angels descends on the earth to spread their holy diversity
>each woman in the crowd rips off her clothes and the men commit ritualistic suicide by removing their genitals and bleeding out
>the great orgy of the interracial breeding grounds has begun
T H A N K S
H
A
N
K
S
>>61240719
hello owen
>>61240629
>Germancucks thinking they'll see any of that money when they're constantly bailing Greece out of bankruptcy
Pic related, the future EU citizens
>>61240704
Brexit was for the Jews. Jews always win
>>61240652
MUH PILLOW REGULATIONS AND BANANA BUNCHES
>>61240304
http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/f4dcdf62-399d-11e6-9a05-82a9b15a8ee7.html
>>61240666
in six months we'll still be the EU
do you even read the news?
STORMZY 2020 IS OFFICIAL LADS
WE'VE MADE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN
LET'S MAKE IT GREATER THAN IT EVER WAS
>>61240387
>Barely one day has passed You are in the clear, good job bro.
Now who is the shortsighted one?
>left the EU
>on my way to the pub now
>train goes past one of the last Vulcan bombers in existence
might shed a tear Tbh lads
>>61240719
Then they weren't real right wingers were they?
I was watching the news this morning when Cameron stepped down and there was a Tory MP talking about camerons legacy being he made the Conservatives less right wing and this was a good thing.
>>61240742
howling
>>61240730
link?
>>61240304
>the full extent of lost marriage opportunities
How tragic. Every woman should have the god given write to have a passionate romance with a foreigner.
jesus Cameron resigned because of this?
>>61240793
shut up you bellend
>>61240639
several threads full of it on /pol/
WHERE WERE YOU?
If unions are so great, why doesn't Japan join China?
>>61240793
>constituenty deffinion
>>61240652
You elect MEPs, you nincompoop.
Rate my lineup lads
What do I buy next?
>>61240747
hasta la pasta, amigo
>>61240813
And neither are the "left-wingers" left-wing who support the undemocratic, Neoliberal, supply side economics of the EU. Supporting the EU has always been a thing for Globalist Multi-nationals. Nothing to do with the left-wing.
I voted Brexit and am proud to have done so for democracy, freedom and optimism.
I just wanted to stop by and say the lefty tears on social media have been absolutely glorious; we've got petitions calling for a second referendum, people crying openly in the streets, even people spewing hatred and bile and the elderly as a demographic for voting brexit - even though those same elderly fought in the war for those kids right to vote!
As for you Scotcucks, if you really want to win your """independence""" during the next referendum, all you need do is allow the English to vote in it as well.
Based England.
Anyone here got any imzy invites
should have killed all old people at birth to be honest
>>61240494
cuck
>mfw the 350 million are not actually going to the NHS
If you want to see absolute anal devastation just head on over here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom
reddit is literally having a meltdown.
>>61240190
I like that outfit.
Tropical vaporwave spartan.
My wife and her son, he's from Syria, wonderful little boy
>>61240901
>amigo
>>61240919
>even though those same elderly fought in the war for those kids right to vote!
yeah when they were 12 they were fighting the nazis obvs
>>61240887
some cheap hazelnut liquor from lidl
>>61240874
>51% of the UK is racist
Hmm
>>61240943
nigel isnt in power to make those kind of decisions.
what did you expect :s
>>61240887
A lager, jesus.
>>61240785
it's behind a paywall :(
>>61240499
>Born into royal family of largest empire in human history
>Die only possessing England and Wales whom you have cucked for nearly a century.
>this man is the front runner for Prime Minister
what have we done
>>61240944
it's all over leddit. Someone linked a thread with some 3000k comments, all butthurt
>>61241005
>lager
hmm, how about no you yank?
*pushes you*
>>61241001
haha yeah its out of our hands sorry guys what can we do!
>>61240849
it's habbening pham
>>61240981
"get the fuck out of here you white cunt, this is our country now"
>people posting that Farage said we're not putting £350 million a week into the NHS
He never said that would happen, he wasn't part of the official leave campaign, he's not in government so what the fuck do they want him to do?
>>61241040
good post
>>61240824
Iplayer I imagine. 6 oclock news
how 3rd world will wales, cornwall, north and midlands be after we leave
boris cucked them hard
>>61240833
>write
hurrr durrr yankee doodle doo fuck my shit up familia
>>61241077
be a pin cushion
>>61240944
If I wanted to see I'd go there you useless fucking cunt
>ywn have a qt euro gf
>>61240944
wheezing
btw all those option charts mean essentially that it's business as usual, literally no more than a blip smoothed out less than 12 hours from the result and it's just as boring and dry as every other day of the year
so much for Armageddon
Post yfw france and netherlands leave next
>>61241077
errr, nice try sweetie. farage is a racist though :/
>>61241001
not yet you mean
Dont froget to buy shares in pharmaceutical firms like GSK, Astrazeneca or Unilever goys
>scotland gets another indyref
>they vote to stay again
>tfw made a facebook status calling out Labour for not being for the working class
>tfw no one liked it
>>61240704
>Implying (((brexit))) was against them
>The British public just sided with Corbyn against 99% of the Labour party
>The Labour party's response is to change the leader not their own policies that are out of touch
>>61241073
Don't be racist, he escaped barrel bombs in his home country,
what the fuck have we done kek
regret my vote now, we've fucked this country up for years and its all our fault
>>61241124
>wanting a feminist euro gf
good goy
>>61241124
got one
thanks to brexit she can't do her masters here in a couple of years so our relationship is probably dead hahahahahaahahahahahah
>>61240944
>That guy who ate a sock
High kek
>>61241094
most major investment in the west midlands is from china and gulf states etc these days. not to say the eu haven't been generous. Can't speak for anywhere else.
>>61240698
Pretty much this: >>61240735
>>61241177
we've not fucked it at all
MERKEL RESIGNING
http://de.reuters.com/article/brexit-merkel-idDEKCN0ZA1Z1
>>61241168
this is the part pissing me off the most, I just want Corbyn to stay
>>61241168
>The Labour party's response is to change the leader not their own policies that are out of touch
that's some EU shit right there
>>61241193
Have they blocked all visas?
>>61241232
have a hard time believing that
>>61240919
>>61241156
>>61240611
>>61240398
Yeah, why is Scotland so liberal? Is it them being an isolated almost all white country?
They don't get to experience as much cultural enrichment etc?
MARK MY FUCKING WORDS: They're going to be the next Sweden by 2030
>>61241232
Nowhere does it say she's resigning you retard
Haha, we may have fucked over our research industry and may need to import a shitload of nurses from India but at least we made those lefties butthurt right guys? :^)
I wonder if sooner or later labour will reform to take a genuinely tough stance on immigration, they seem lost without it, especially if scotland leaves.
>tfw big Dave left
honestly gutted lads, really quite liked him
>>61240304
>lost the right to live and work in the EU
What, it's not like we've just sailed away and built a gigantic dome around the country, you can still travel.
>The European Union is fucking collapsing and people are making pepe edits and memes all round
I actually cannot fucking wait for WWIII. Imagine looking back at historical sources for it.
>>61241334
And a swede didn't call me a cuck
Ah yes
>>61241271
Yes, we are building a wall, and filling the channel with mines
>>61241328
Lots of communists and other spackers in Scotland, NI is almost exclusively white but much more conservative
Fuck knows why exactly
Here comes dat Prime Minister.
>tfw we're the next switzerland
Fuck me lads you seen this petition?
Biggest load of bollocks going we'd just end up prolonging the uncertainty and fucking the economy even more as we have like 10 referendums
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/131215
thinking of moving to switzerland
they know the importance of staying in the EU, if they left their economy would crumble too
haha, right lads?
>>61241367
There's no freedom of movement anymore you idiot
god you lot are so fucking stupid
>We need a female candidate for 21st century Britain
WHY?
BECAUSE "VAGINA"?!?
Really wish we stayed in a Union where Italy's economy is on the verge of collapse even before the referendum results
I want to fuck a women who has loads of experience
Sounds like pure heaven
>>61241396
Excellent
>>61241271
it's more the fact that she'll have to pay insane overseas tuition fees to study here, which she can't afford
>>61241328
Yes it's true, they've been screaming about their independence for decades, now they want it just so they can hand it to unelected bureaucrats. You couldn't make it up.
Old gypsy woman who lives in a box behind my work told me this was my future, lads. Gotta say, I think I could have done a lot worse
>>61241334
This desu at least "are nige" did a smile lol!!
>>61241381
I honestly don't even give a shit about brown people who hate whitey, fair play, we hate them too. But if you type that shit and you're white you're the lowest common denominator.
>>61241193
That's what you get for being in a relationship with someone in a different country you fucking jebend.
>>61241437
Get an escort then
>>61241402
>"omg look at the next pm what an embarrassment"
>*likes video of Obama pissing about for buzzfeed*
>>61241418
can't tell if bait or not
We've literally bantered the whole world today ahahahahaa
>>61241428
Wouldn't mind if thatcher came back
she would set these little runts right
>>61241360
this desu
even though Nige is the man, Dave was our boy :(
>>61241402
He repeatedly over the years that he doesn't want to be one
Also, Boris was born in America. Does that disqualify him from being a PM?
>>61241328
The isolated and predominately Scottish descended (and like 98% white with Gaelic speaking areas) Maritime provinces of Canada voted in an absolute landslide for Trudeau. Dunno why.
>>61241405
So we keep free movement?
>All these leave kiddies keep talking about Switzerland and Norway because they have no idea what the difference is between never being a part of the union and leaving after playing a major part in it for over 40 years
The UK is doomed
>>61240874
>>61241381
nothing cringier than white people complaining about white people 2bqh
This makes no sense
>>61241405
>voters actually believe this
>>61240190
would definitely do lewd things with the boy in this pic
>>61241535
Dad dancing
get the posters up lads
>this was only a week ago
w e w
>>61241533
Switzerland doesn't have free movement.
>>61241534
bull status: prepped
wife is letting me watch tonight in celebration
>>61241519
No it doesn't
>>61241476
More someone who is really fucking filthy
Makes me rock hard
>asian markets lose more value from brexit than the UK ones
look at this fucking meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=351Aa5q_S98
>>61241565
Both of those men are now dead. Makes you think.
>>61241519
1. lmao
2. No
guys, you have to have resources like norway and switzerland to be able to negotiate like them.
we sold our gold and never invested our oil revenue
>>61241474
Agreed. Funny thing is that the original tweet is from a restaurant's Twitter based in Dalston.
>>61241450
That is a shame. Can she get a sponsorship
Think I'm going to ask out of of the girls at work on monday.
>>61241360
he was utter shit
>>61241613
calm it rasheed
>>61241565
this looks like it was screencapped off eastenders
>>61241591
>>61241576
It does, it's even in schengen lol
>>61241565
Was that the funeral for their political careers?
>>61241629
the vote was on thursday lad
>You mean we had Jo Cox killed for nothing?
>>61241543
Except the new leader will be
A) In charge of a local constiuency and
B) Elected as leader by the Tories
Exactly the same as Davey C.
Why are "comedians" fucking retards?
Oi, can I come over and hang with you lots¿
But I thought young people always complained about house prices
>>61241643
Oh my good god
>Boris lost his job to Sadiqy
>A few months later is now his boss
woah..
>>61241629
FONT
>>61241687
stop confusing them
>>61241603
what a fucking nice meme
>>61241700
The white man is back on top.
