innocent bystander edition
>Scotland votes to stay in the UK
>UK votes to leave the EU
>Scotland throw a tantrum
What's the point of being part of the UK if you're just going to separate the Scottish and English votes and not accept the whole of the UK's decision?
>We're stuck with a VERY pissed off tory government that has no contingency plans
dark times
>OMG WHY DID I VOTE LEAVE
This is being posted every 5 minutes.
Can't wait for 6pm to come so Cameron's Remain staff leave the office and stop this shit like they did yesterday
I am a stalking horse
Thanks for voting Leave!
playing the markets, making a fortune
keep dancing for me puppets
Kyary
>>61233099
Must admit for all his flaws cameron wasn't the worst PM ever
>Hard line on the refugee crisis - labour would probably have gone Sweden yes
>Decent enough orator
>Consistently called Britain a Christian country despite getting slated for it
Lots of other little bits and bobs and it's better the devil you know
DID IT HAPPEN LADS?
ARE YOU ON YOUR WAY OUT NOW?
>>61233190
Isn't this what you wanted?
>Leavorians crash the economy
>ummmmmm stop panicking guys!!!!
>WAAAHHHHH WHY DID A VOTE LE LEAVE
brexit - done
next step, each individual becomes their own country - 7.5 billion countries
Drunk asf and got cash to splurge, who wants more cd keys?
Fuckin, 4 years of watching based Nige Farage BTFO them cunts in the EU Parliament, and today, it finally happens, the dream came true, lads tbqhwy senpaitachi
it's been a long day. i'm going to bed. i like to think my shitposting did a little to help brexit. i'm very proud of england today
just woke up
what's happening?
>Leave campaign outright lied to all of its voters
>had the worst economic crash in a long fucking time in such a short period
If you're still eating this shit up you're a retard.
>>61233327
>Consistently called Britain a Christian country despite getting slated for it
"Ramadan mubarak to you all"
>people actually think this is going to fuck us up
Short term volatility in the markets was expected.
Here's to glorious isolation while the world goes to shit again.
>>61233099
i can't stop laughing
Yeah great, we just let a bunch of corpses and uneducated losers vote us into recession and becoming geopolitically irrelevant. I hope the working class like having their daughters raped by Pakistanis because it is going to happen a lot more with their up coming influx from m-muh commonwealth immigrants!
>>61233383
It.
Morning lads!
What's on the agenda for today?
>>61233190
I voted leave and genuinely 100% wish we'd stayed
>>61233327
He was dire
would have unironically preferred Miliband
oh fuck lads why did I vote leave?
should have listened to bona fide experts, not memesters on an anonymous japanese anime imageboard
>>61233390
Short term volatility was expected but this is much, much worse than even the most pessimistic of economic forecasts.
>>61233383
pound at the lowest level since 1971
we're finished, fucked it
So is anyone going to mention how the GBP/Euro rate already went this low in April of this very year?
Why did no-one shit their pants then?
>>61233327
The cunt back flipped more than a fucking dog on ice lad
>multiculturalism is a failure
>n-no multiculturalism is our strength
wew la
figured out whats been going wrong in my life the past few weeks
>>61233373
Please buy English games we need the money we're skint now.
>>61233385
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-cameron-again-calls-britain-7064888
brexit is done, and it is time lads
*kneels down, prostrating repeatedly, facing Mecca*
>>61233383
we remained thank god
>>61233419
but in the moment you were having fun so who cares
Can you get reform in the EU?
>>61233419
you fucking idiot
Why couldnt it be 50.1% remain, fuck useless old people
>>61233419
Why?
>>61233419
Why did you fucking vote leave then
>>61233190
>anyone bothering to try and influence about 30 contrarian autists on a burmese glass-blowing forum
>hit person with a bat
>they pass out
>it's okay because it was totally expected
uhm???
>>61233190
>>61233419
>everyone in fact wanted bremain but voted brexit for the lulz and brexit got more votes
CAN NOT FABRICATE
Updates from pupper HQ:
Doggo is smiling so we're all good with the result lads
Is "Why did I vote Leave" a meme? It's being posted constantly.
>>61233502
>>61233498
thought remain were going to dominate and I'd be able to be smug in the knowledge I opposed it if things got worse
>>61233419
>>61233443
>>61233494
Why are people regretting their choice? Nothing has happened since the result was announced that we didn't already know...there is no new information..
hwa ded a vote leave
regret voting leave so much lads
I'm so scared
maisie
>>61233473
What game you want, lad?
>>61233521
>portugese intellectuals
kek all those UKIP MEPs who are going to lose their fat salaries and benefits are probably feeling pretty damn conflicted right now tbqh
Burger here. How come Brits never used the Euro and they just kept the pound? I thought the whole idea behind an economic union was one currency?
>>61233521
>person has huge gaping wound
>need to disinfect it
>tell them it's going to hurt
>it does
>but the wound heals and they feel much better eventually
>>61233099
Didn't think you cunts would actually do it
Sam's furious I've lost the house
JUST FUCK MY UNITED KINGDOM UP FAMALAM
>>61233551
memes lad
I hope this were relevant but it's not
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID IT YOU ABSOLUTE MADMEN
RIP
https://twitter.com/GaryLineker
Crisp guy is having a meltdown.
>>61233494
>>61233419
>>61233443
Lads are you memeing? Why the fuck were you celebrating last night?
Why would you vote leave if you didn't want to leave actually this isn't a game.
>>61233545
this desu
I'm never voting again
It's the only way to win
SAY IT AIN'T SO I WILL NOT GO TURN THE LIGHTS OFF CARRY ME HOME
>>61233542
The remain shitposters from last night obviously can't shill for remain any more, so this is their damage control
*checks my stocks*
ahh, impressive, just as predicted
*hangs myself in an elevator in brussels*
Seventy five percent of people under the age of 25 voted Remain. What a betrayal of them
>>61233569
yea but you dont need to treat them WITH a fUckIng bat
>>61233598
>>61233598
Because meme magic is real
no regrets
>>61233190
How will they stop it?
>>61233618
Same here
Fuck my life
>voted leave, told everyone
>all my uni friends are european law students who are doing years abroad next year
Guess i have no friends again lads.
>>61233598
we didn't think of the consequences
>>61233618
Are you a day trader or something lmfoa
>>61233383
it's happening
>>61233623
>wheel-chair bound octogenarians don't count as people
>Remainers acting like they voted leave
ahh yes, very impressive
We should maybe change the 'Union Jack' to 'I'm alright Jack'.
What did royal family vote?
>>61233684
sounds about right
>>61233314
same here
>everyone on /brit/ went off and voted leave for the #bants and are now regretting it like some awful drunk night on the town
this is pretty hilarious desu.
Bet they're wishing they'd shilled more Cox
Episode 0: in splendid isolation 2.0
Lads. Is it possible for us to do a re-do of the vote or is that it now, and we are definitely going to leave?
>>61233419
Maybe making serious political decisions based on internet memes isn't a good idea?
>>61233721
tbf I'm only saying I regret it for the banter and because it winds people up
>>61233327
He was shit.
Regular working people still have shit wages, no houses, weak public sector etc.
Foreign policy was a joke, Libya, Syria etc.
>>61233693
Thanks crisp man for your wisdom.
>>61233705
They are apolitical by tradition but Queen is probably leave.
remanians OUT OUT OUT
>>61233676
dont care
*opens trading app*
*checks portfolio*
ah jolly good
*rings secretary*
Hi Julia, can you cancel my meetings today? yeah... yeah taking the day off, all the best, bye
*starts car and watches the fumes fill up in the garage*
>>61233688
>brit poster posting "aah yes, very impressive"
aah yes, very impressive
>>61233713
>venezuela
I'm sure there's plenty of embarrassing charts we can get for you m8
>>61233099
ashamed that i am at all descended from a country full of such dumbcunts lmao
>britbongs got memed into fucking their own country in the ass
ah well at least i have the next 10 years of entertainment sorted watching the '''united kingdom'' of england and wales (everyone else left lol) slowly swirl down the toilet
>>61233693
boom bada doom bew bew bew dew dew boom bada doom bew bew bew dew dew boom bada doom bew bew bew dew dew beeewww bada dew bow bow bow bow bow
OH FUCK LADS WHY DID I VOTE LEAVE
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
TUMBLING DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUGsQqM2wZM
>>61233688
I genuinely voted leave because I wanted to watch the world burn.
Kinda regretting it now because it looks like it will actually affect me more than I thought it would
Might move to Australia and watch from a distance
fuck off
So who of you remainers are gonna move to Scotland and start a new life there?
>>61233598
>Why would you vote leave if you didn't want to leave actually
I really don't think you understand how utterly stupid people in this country are. The other day in Brit people were saying they were voting leave because "we're definitely going to stay in and we need to send a message" great job lads.
>Leavers pretending to be Remained pretending to be Leavers
we're in deep now lids
Thanks, shitlords. I'm brazillian and we were just getting out of the shitter when you decided to destabilize the whole fucking world market.
As if your own continent wasn't enough. Enjoy the Disunited Kingdom. See how that bit of karma works out for you.
>there are millions of people who watch this guy
>>61233775
haha cheers ed see you on sunday mate
>>61233729
Once Boris initiates Act 50 it's ogre.
A new referendum would make your entire society look like a bunch of children as well.
It's done lad, the British people have made their decision.
>>61233525
> anglos
we're fucked m8.
A bunch of old retired brits just killed the EU
I hope they're happy now
>>61233768
>aah yes, very impressive
aah yes, very impressive
>>61233721
I voted Remain because I'm not a spacker who follows a meme instead of his own beliefs
Bet none of you had any reason to vote Leave except that a smug frog told you to. You're all retards, every one of you
>>61233569
>person has huge gaping wound on their ankle
>need to disinfect it
>tell them it's going to hurt
>it does
>take an axe to just below their pelvis
So is Nigel Farage going to be PM now or what?
>>61233756
Steps have been taken in the right direction but you can't work miracles in 6 years
AND THE WALLS KEPT TUMBLING DOWN
IN THE CITY THAT WE LOVE
GREAT CLOUDS ROLL OVER THE HILLS
BRINGING DARKNESS FROM ABOVE
BUT IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES,
DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE
NOTHING CHANGED AT ALL?
AND IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES,
DOES IT ALMOST FEEL LIKE
YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE?
>>61233443
>>61233419
>>61233190
>brexist is voted on by memery
>trump becomes president through memery
Is there some sort of professional definition for this phenomena?
>>61233815
FUCK OFF ROGER YOU FUCKING PRICK
good job lads
>all of Scotland voted to remain (referendum)
>Irish party calling for united Ireland (Troubles 2.0)
>Farage comes out saying that NHS won't have those new hospitals made by money birds like they showed in the films they made
>the pound is now shit, say goodbye to Mallorca
>Based Cameron Africanus resigns
>crashes the economy
Out: B-bloodly globalist we beat them guys
>>61233835
MEME MAGIC
>>61233829
nah he is out of a job, he has cut off his own income supply.
>>61233774
>ass
yeah fuck off yank
>>61233811
>The Welsh vote leave and stand with their English brethren
>Welsh independence referendum likely
ERM...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv47NxXKoEM
They are trying to push an atmosphere of uncertainty and fear in order to scare everyone into running back to the EU like a child looking for mother.
IT really is pathetic what extents these "People" will go through to try to shame and manipulate people into giving them free money for the corperations that run the EU.
"Oy Vey You raycist! let us replace you with jihadists who work for pennies or you are a nazi!"
Everyone is starting to see through their subtle emotional manipulation.
Brexit was not a mistake, the EU was a mistake….
But those who stand to profit from the EU want you to THINK that Brexit was a mistake.
>tfw bought the Brexit meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHuI_FWCoPU
These threads sure are going fast.
Anyone seen Batman v Superman? I got a five hour plane ride the day after the DVD releases and I'm thinking I'll stick it on my tablet
Lads, if we had bremained everyone would be calling us cucks right now.
so what if the pound falls to 1800 levels
>>61233859
haha
oops
>>61233131
>What's the point of being part of the UK?
Scotland here. Good question.
>>61233835
"monkey see, monkey do"
>>61233886
stop being a retard everything is going to be just fine
>>61233684
>a vegetable is a person
american education
>>61233835
normals bweeeeeeeeeeee
Lads
God himself interevened and flooded London so the luvvies couldn't turn out to vote Remain
Do you really think you know better than our Lord? Everything will be fine
Have the polls closed yet?
>>61233884
if the EU offered to ignore the ref result under renegotiated terms I would 100000% support it
>>61233901
haha this
>>61233769
Colombia*
That's not embarrasing. It's a great buying opportunity in my opinion.
I just put my money on the british pound waiting for it to recover and take some profits
>>61233793
But Abdul, leave won, that song should only be played on sad occasions.
>>61233835
literally "meme theory"
Going to start wearing a black armband in solidarity
#LoveNotHate
Bow down and accept the Irish as your masters. When you are our subjects you'll be in the EU, we will deliver each and every one of you a loyal qt Slav gf and you'll have sessions the likes of which you've never seen before. We'll drink and sing until these islands ascend beyond the heavens themselves.
It's the only thing that can save you.
Right, should I buy Euros for my holiday now, or will they have gotten cheaper in a month's time when I go?
>>61233803
>mfw Google search for "how will Brexit affect UK" spike AFTER vote
http://www.theverge.com/2016/6/24/12022880/google-search-spike-brexit-why-leave-eu
>>61233803
In 50 years time it probably won't matter that much, hell you might even be better off.
The next 10 years are going to be pretty shitty for the entire continent though.
>>61233793
This song describes it all.
>tfw our entire continent is fucked over by the brits for the #bants
>>61233901
People making fun of us online is more important to me than the state of the economy desu
So seeing as Gibraltar voted 96% remain do they want independence?
You actually did it you mad men
Now off to walk to into town wearing my Polska tshirt
I'm English, but looking forward to how many sympathetic comments I recieve.
>>61233924
ah yes, the million remain voters that didn't leave because of the rain
>>61233829
UKIP have served their purpose and are no longer needed
So UKIP politicians and Farage are now jobless dole-scroungers
i genuinely do not give a shit about it
im a nihilist and misanthrope
fuck you!
>>61233867
sorry ya pom cunt but we spell it 'ass' because american media/culture has way more influence than an irrelevant failed ex-euro state
>>61233932
but that would mean juncker swallowing his pride after his no more negotiations and "out is out" statement, which isn't going to happen
>>61233931
caught me off guard and I am howling like a mad dog at this moment
>They are trying to push an atmosphere of uncertainty and fear in order to scare everyone into running back to the EU like a child looking for mother.
>IT really is pathetic what extents these "People" will go through to try to shame and manipulate people into giving them free money for the corperations that run the EU.
>"Oy Vey You raycist! let us replace you with jihadists who work for pennies or you are a nazi!"
>Everyone is starting to see through their subtle emotional manipulation.
>Brexit was not a mistake, the EU was a mistake….
>But those who stand to profit from the EU want you to THINK that Brexit was a mistake.
>>61233899
only tablets I want to think about right now are cyanide ones
All this has achieved is to fuck us over. Is it worth breaking apart the United Kingdom just to leave the EU? What the fuck have you done to my country...
>>61233899
It's shit
>>61233947
Bit Nazi like 2bh
lads what's the chances of the current government not going through with this referendum?
cameron says he will leave invoking article 50 to his successor, could he forget or something?
>>61233967
they will probably unite with Spain where they belong
We can make fun of EU members for being ruled by people they didn't elect, haha.
Just you watch. Once 6pm hits, the "WHY DID I VOTE LEAVE" posting will die down dramatically
Remain shills will have clocked out of the office and gone home for the day
just woke up
can't see Cameron surviving this
>>61233951
ah right, now I remember why I voted Leave
>>61233965
but why is that star SPECIFICALLY the uk?
>>61233954
>he didn't exchange all his sterling yesterday
>>61234011
his successor will be someone who is pro-leave most likely, so doubtful
Was on the tram before and my god it was depressing. Bunch of sad faces everywhere, people looking sullen and depressed. Who on earth voted for Leave anyway?
>the pound lower than your mum in an African refugee shelter
>people need to calm down everything's fine
wew
>>61234037
nah mate he's golden
>>61233967
Surely you realise they will be assfucked by Spaniards
Frexit- 2019
Nexit- 2021
Swexit- 2023
Grexit- 2024
Hungxit- 2024
Spexit- 2025
Itaxit- 2025
Ausxit- 2026
Czechxit- 2026
Gerxit- 2027
EU finally finishes- 2028
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vt1Pwfnh5pc
>>61234053
It's already recovered half way and it's only been a day
>>61234037
he's already said he's resigning after a new leader has been chosen
>>61233967
They will be completely fucked over lol. Their entire economy relies on trading with Spain and when the borders kick in they're going to be stuck on a 6.8km^2 prison.
>>61234037
he'll be fine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqf_RnEK4uE
Really makes you think.....Turns out the UK is very racist and fascist.
ashamed to call myself british rn
the fact that pensioners in england would condemn us to fascist rule under the far right tories because of their inherent racism is just...it's just too much for words
This is kind of retarded, all they had to do was let us control immigration but they preferred to let this happen.
>>61234052
Memebers and anyone over 59
>>61234067
Netherlands were already banging on about doing it months ago, reckon they'd be next and could be sooner than 2019 too
>>61234067
Denmark's next
>>61234067
well at least you guys gave it a go, that's the important thing
Ah yes
>>61233799
Right here. Leaving Essex forever. Sick of the chavvy cunts I'm surrounded by.
>>61234053
I AM FUCKING CALM
just woke up lads
did we win?
>>61234052
old people
>>61234064
If they gain independence but stayed in the eu Spain couldn't do shit to them as theyd get sanctioned to fuck
>>61233966
good lad
>>61233864
>>61233978
shame, I liked the guy
Who is going to be your PM now though?
>>61234011
>>61234047
Leave the EU to me.
>Britain is irrelevant
>something britain does crashes the economy
Ah yes
The normie remainian tears on facebook have been delicious so far
>>61234131
no we lost
>>61234087
Lots of their economy is online gambling companies in the uk desu
Pisses me off because it means those big companies aren't paying the proper amount of tax in the uk and we turn a blind eye to it
>>61234125
>fascist for wanting to leave EU
what's the logic here
someone get john claude on the blower
we need to let them know that we were only joking
>>61234179
YOU lost, England won
>>61233545
jesus christ. youve just made me a more hateful person.
>>61234151
seeing as how leavers are in the majority, wouldn't that make YOU the normie?
>>61233947
>go to glastonbury instead of voting
>cry when leave wins
young and old are to blame for this mess
>>61233551
>regret voting leave so much lads
>I'm so scared
There's nothing to be scared of you pleb.
Whatever the EU could offer us, the rest of the world can offer even more. The cake is bigger now my friend.
done did a silly
how did michael fucking gove and silly hair man convince everyone to do it lads
>>61234198
No England lost
>>61234179
who is we?
Can this intern at GCHQ put on a trip please. Tired of reading your "I regret voting Leave" posts.
LADS
FEELING ALONE
NEED OTHER COUNTRIES TO LEAVE THE EU
FEEL ON DISPLAY HERE
WE'RE REALLY ON OUR OWN
JUNCKER HATES US AND IS GOING TO TREAT US LIKE SHIT
EVERYONE HATES OUR COUNTRY
>>61233545
And we have people unironically saying it's wrong to say the uneducated and stupid shouldn't vote.
>Voting for more democracy
>Fascism
i'd hate to spend an hour in the head of a leftist
Literally have no idea how the economy works
Is it as bad as everyone is saying?
>>61234260
the British people
hmmm ah yes
chances of this happening lads?
>>61234262
this, we desperately need Greece, France and Netherlands to go
![AAhu78n[1].img_h=486&w=624&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=602&y=356.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AZpc6Nl.jpg "AAhu78n[1].img_h=486&w=624&m=6&q=60&o=f&l=f&x=602&y=356.jpg")
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/outrage-over-candidates-make-america-white-again-sign/ar-AAhA1rU
Fucking hell lads haha oh my days
what is he thinking?!
Ah yes, the regressive left
>>61233949
The largest English-speaking city in the EU is Dublin now.
Oh the irony.
>>61233949
>tfw applied for my Irish passport months ago
need to settle my affairs in this country then it's a new life for me
>>61234239
People used a vote on the eu referendum to say "I hate bankers the bonuses and pakis"
ahhhh yes
still in shock with the results lads, so fucking happy
has there been an election or something
>>61234262
I KNOW RIGHT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>61234291
that REMAINS to be seen, ha!
>>61233951
What's the song playing? I can't quite recall where I've heard it before.
There is no would I rather. I do not deny the psychological suicide of the German political class. Too many people say 'can't' when you can. This is now the self destruct option. And at this people will not vote out Boris or Farrage because this has built up their profile. it's incredibly unlikely these men will go out. I do not stand for this sinking ship and I wish Scotland the best of luck in separating from being led by these men at least. Our economy is going to lower for sure.
>>61233991
>economy tanks because you made a stupid-ass decision which is going to destroy the United Kingdom
>it's le jews punishing us
doing a wank to take my mind off the impending collapse of our country
>>61234262
Alright m80 gonna leave the EU now
So when does the UK actually formally leave the EU?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDp5ngVeB-A
What did these madmen think was going to happen?
Who /unironicallyvotedleave/ here
>>61233419
incredible. you fuckheads deserve every ounce of economic, societal and political pain you will endure bc of this. you voted leave bc you, like so many of your countrymen, acted like a tired and frustrated child and overturned the kitchen table without thinking about the fallout. donald trump supporters, take fucking notice
I guess the best outcome for us now is for the eu to collapse
>>61234299
Based
The short term chaos was going to happen regardless of which way the vote went.
Whether Britain will be better or worse off is still to be seen.
Personally I'll think they'll be better off considering how hard France and Germany have tried to fuck over Britains financial industry using EU regulations. Funny how the regulations rarely if ever inconvenience Germany's industry...
>>61234291
2.34% is nothing really considering the market opened with an 8% crash
considering this has all happened in a day
>>61234297
hopefully high
nothing will happen until we trigger article 50, after that we have 2 years
>Somebody spat on my car today and flipped me off because he saw my British license plate
B-but, I voted remain.
>>61233327
I always liked him
>>61234291
Has it personally effected YOU?
If not then it's not bad.
Le economy is a Fucking meme I've worked all through "recessions" and "economic turn downs" and never noticed anything.
