Anime is real edition
*walks into /brit/*
*sit down on my eames recliner*
*owen Jones comes over in his little maid outfit*
"W-what would you like s-sir"
*looks at today's specials on the menu*
"Just a bottle of Voss please, filled with lefty tears"
"O-okay sir"
"Be quick now darling, there's a tip in it for you"
*my Voss bottle is delivered with lightening speed*
"Oh, your tip? Ah yes, get a better job. Now run along"
*he shuffles away, crying*
our nige
more like anime is shit
and yall know it
>>61212800
Why did you destroy your country?
>all those months of remaincucks saying it definitely wont happen
bit quiet now aren't you? hahaha fucking losers.
>>61212863
Banter
R U L E B R I T A N N I A
Scotland WILL leave the United Kingdom.
MAKE BRITAIN GREAT AGAIN
>tfw i voted leave
I unironically love this happening.
Well, I hope you're all proud of yourselves
>>61212863
Memes I think.
>>61212800
so what happens now
how do i get a 2D gf
![election-best-bori_3296441b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LvRKAfV.jpg "election-best-bori_3296441b[1].jpg")
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/4pln8s/david_cameron_announces_future_resignation_as/
Why does reddit not like Boris Johnson? Isn't he like literally perfect?
What's the leftist argument against him? What's the cuckservative argument against him? What's your argument against him?
I don't know much about him outside of memes and brexit.
meymeys aside what are the pros and cons of UK leaving EU? besides no more refugee quota, i'm seeing doubt even in leave voters
hey britain, i have an idea: apply for statehood
Heed my words britbros,
It's all gonna be okay. Just go about your day like normal. Freaking out and becoming an invalid won't change anything. You've voted and done your part.
That being said, secure your home for the eventual economic collapse.
Find a gun, keep it close, keep some money, hopefully euros, close by, maybe gold. Get some canned goods too, and bottled water.
If you cannot find a gun, get something with range. Don't be a fool.
DODGY DAVE RESIGNED
BTFO
>>61212800
So fucking proud right now
I bid you stand! Men of the WEST!
>>61212926
he's a massive fan of thatcher
build a wall between the UK and the EU
>Trump elected
>himself being half Scottish by blood, dumps billions, nay, trillions, into the UK
>UK so rich Australia joins it again
>Irish "gibs me dat" nearly forces itself back into the monarchy
>Canada of course follows suit
You know it's happening.
lads guess what I'm having for breakfast hahaha
A FULL ENGLISH BREXIT
whahahahhahahaha hooo hoo
*wipes a few tears away but they keep coming back*
hahaha, hmm
>>61212928
We never had a refugee quota, we were explicitly exempt along with Ireland
All this will do is create a rush to get here before the door closes
>>61212800
Civil war when?
Fucking idiots.
enjoy your feminist new PM.
>>61212974
>MUUHH TRUMP
not happening
we are the only country that can make massive decisions like this, yankee land is a joke
>>61213001
When do you leave? I thought you already did.
>If you aren't going to vote for the same option as me then you shouldn't be allowed to vote
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB5Nbp_gmgQ
>>61213011
When someone gives the scots, Irish, and welsh guns.
congrats
>>61212876
I voted remain, feels bad desu but at least some bald, short, fat working class and old people got to tell dem bloody foreigners to leave (They won't leave)
>>61212954
Still waiting to hear a downside
>Brexit trending in Mandarin, Arabic, Japanese, Korean, Swahili, French, German. Dutch. Swedish, Norwegian, Spanish, Italian
We are the centre of the world
Jesus you Brits are dumb
big dave was actually a pretty decent PM, sad
>>61213030
crazy how anti-democratic "the left" becomes
really makes you think they aren't lefties at all
>>61213047
>you
ftse 100 already going up
>>61213047
Nice troll r/the_donald
>>61213050
>We are the centre of the world
once again you are. welcome back GREAT Britain
I can't believe you dumbfucks went through with this
>>61213057
you're fat and more dumber
youre a bunch of bloody racists
>>61213057
Well, the English anyway.
>>61213105
Fuck off Brussels
>>61213024
we vote for the president every four years you dummy
>THIS JUST IN, GB BEGIN CONSTRUCTION OF SEA WALL
>big dave was actually a pretty decent PM, sad
>>61212887
Those complqining it was a close vote.
>probably same people.that celebrated scotland voting to remain.
Quick what should I buy off amazon uk before the pound regains any value?
NEW PRIME MINISTER PRITI PATEL
Switzerland - longstanding application to join EU cancelled
https://www.rt.com/news/346884-switzerland-eu-membership-application-rejected/
Czech Republic - 'czechs will follow britain out of the EU'
Serbia - 'magic has gone out' of joining the EU
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/czechrepublic/12170994/Czechs-will-follow-Britain-out-of-EU.html
Netherlands - Geert Wilders calls for local referendum
https://twitter.com/geertwilderspvv/status/746199016128421889
France - Marine le Pen calls for local referendum
https://twitter.com/MLP_officiel/status/746209726673760262
Sweden - polls suggest swedes support staying in EU only if the UK does
http://news.sky.com/story/1715416/after-brexit-would-it-be-swexit-and-grexit
>China already desperate for a trade deal
>India too
fucking hell lads what a time to be alive
fucking pray we come out of this well
can't be arsed with my leftie mates saying "I told you so" it's already started when the markets opened
>a fucking leaf runs our bank
yo lads my m8 just went there to work a few months ago is he gonna get kicked out?
Are Boris
>>61213104
>once again you are. welcome back GREAT Britain
Gentle troll is gentle
Oliver tears when?
>Brussels will become an insignifant pile of shit in your lifetime
based Brits I've never been this happy
>>61213105
hahahaha GET FUCKED GET ABSOLUTELY FUCKED
>>61213078
Not sure I would consider myself a "leftie" but I do think that democracy as it stands, giving control to the ignorant masses, is a pretty stupid system.
me on the left
You guys are fucking B A S E D
>>61213078
You do understand that left-wing ideas and democracy are not connected?
>>61212800
>Bongs voted for their economic collapse
Good riddance.
For the past decade English oligarchs were crying day and night about every single shit and torpedoing any attempt at progress and symbiosis within Europe.
And of course the undecided and uneducated fall in the last minute for the nationalism meme, who would have thought.
Economically they will crash so fucking hard under China's boot it already makes me moist.
>>61213105
lmao are you out of a job not faggot
>>61213105
Get fucked mr Juncker
>>61213105
hahahahhahaha remember all the shit you were giving us the other day?
AND IT'S ALL GONE QUIET OVER THERE
>>61213137
the best part about this is the tumblr butthurt swear to god
Lmao neogaf legit thinks wwIII soon
>just woke up
>brexit is real
>>61212876
I can only hope the same thing happens with Trump come November
I was one of those people who said a Brexit would never happen
Glory to free Britain
One day i shall visit your great country and for that purpose I will fill out a visa form like the dirty jf I am. And the souvereign british authorities shall decide whether I am allowed in
>shitloads of poles flooding england over the next two years
joy
>>61213105
STICK IT UP YOUR JUNCKER
well???
>>61213199
>any attempt at progress and symbiosis within Europe.
oh you mean federalisation? Yeah we kinda don't want that. EU is supposed to be free trade and that's it. fuck off with your UNE
>>61213211
You've posted this in every thread
>>61213039
The Irish already have guns so maybe NI will kick off again
>scotcucks being brave enough to challenge their english masters
anyone else's facebook feed in complete and utter meltdown mode?
>>61213211
just imagine in 40-50 years, EU 2.0 will rise and it'll be even more sinister and fascist
these people would've voted for hitler if he were alive today
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
the runts are going absolutely ballistic, not sure the farm walls were designed for this kind of abuse
ermm.... Jeeves?
>>61213266
>having a facebook account
FONT
>>61213235
and going straight to Scotland who will vote for more devolution so they can continue cucking themselves with EU regulations.
>>61213236
nice twist on an old classic
>don't scapegoat immigrants you bigots are just looking for someone to blame for your failures
*Blames all the bankers and the tories*
"Hearing rumours from Labour source that 55 Labour MPs are set to sign a letter calling for Jeremy Corbyn to go."
BYE COMRADE CORBYN
All this inbred couldn't end well anyway
>>61213266
don't care
>Why yes I do keep strict track of what gimmicks are posted in /brit/ and by whom
>>61213162
Oliver?
what
Oliver Twist?
>>61213321
fuck up Micked
>>61213301
>EU gone
>Cameron gone
>Corbyn gone
weeeeeewwww
>>61213217
this bumps you up a lot on the eastern euro immigrant radar ;^)
>Brexit is real
>>61213251
>EU is supposed to be free trade and that's it
Yes and the UK were the ones constantly blocking exactly that by wanting snowflake special regulations for themselves.
80% of EU law is nothing but trade regulation aimed at a free market.
They walled themsleves in, it is glorious.
>>61213105
Are you surprised that a nation decided to be a real country?
>>61213325
John Oliver
>>61213199
>And of course the undecided and uneducated fall in the last minute for the nationalism meme, who would have thought.
My country was founded by those types of nationalist.
Your country obeys mine. Sit.
live stream lads, whose got those bastards
fb feed filled with abolute anguish lads, weheyy
Can you Believe Farage borught down the EU?
like holy shit I don't think ONE (1) man has had this much of an impact on history since Bush destroyed the Middle East
>>61213356
oh, him
tired of seeing his mug everywhere
we're all fucking doomed
>>61213301
meme magic
Now that Nigel made libs and sjws buttmad with brexit, what is the next step of his master plan?
>>61213347
Is that Milana Vayntrub in a Hawaii shirt?
Need to find a eu gf fast
I don't even get why you would hold a plebiscite over an issue that has nothing to do with nationhood.
Hell, even holding it was begging the question in favor of Leave's nonsense stance that EU membership means relinquishing sovereignty. You can question whether it was a rum deal staying in, but there's no more loss of sovereignty to the thing than there is in any voluntary agreement between states.
It's California-tier, it is.
Nearly everyone I know on kikebook was for remain. Kill me.
>>61213362
You are in your mother's basement, unless your name is Obama you have no power over anything in this world.
who /feel sick/ here
>>61213393
Off to the Winchester to have a pint with the lads to celebrate
>>61213227
Britain can stay out of the EU and keep its EU related immigration policy, you know, there's already several country doing it.
I think the majority's choice ends up being the right choice, although not necessarily the best, but I just hope immigration wasn't the main issue here ... simply because the EU has no sovereignty over its members immigration policies (although some members can ressort to bullying in order to make others follow their path, I agree).
CRASHING THIS UNION
What if the new PM doesn't trigger Article 50?
Bloody knew I should have whacked a cheeky tenner on brexit
GRATZ BRITAIN!
It's too late though, you're already filled with mudshits. You should've done this 10 years ago.
>>61213350
no UK saved us from the United nations of Europe
they saved us from the creation of an EU army
they saved us from a land war with Russia over fucking Crimea
they saved us from corrupt Brussels politicians
Old people deciding for something they won't live through. That's nice.
My wife and her boyfriend pressured me into voting remain but I'm buzzing with the result.
How salty were all the remain fags from yesterday lads?
Shitposting didnt do em any good, ay?
This is your new leader britbongs
How do you react?
is uk JUST: the country?
>>61213409
got one and she's probably crying in her bed right now because she won't be able to afford a master's degree here anymore
christ what have we done
>>61213420
Me!
I don't want this to spread into Trump getting elected. The idea of it makes me legitimately worried.
>Scots waking up
the despair is deliciously palpable
>England
>Wales
You cunts need to get a fucking grip of yourselves. You're dragging everyone else with you and it's fucking shameful.
Liberals please post more tears
I've had a rough week, my gf is depressed, and nothing is cheering me up like the suffering of liberal, globalist filth.
>>61213454
Amazing banter from the old lads
>>61212800
>most of the immigrants in the UK come from their former colonies
>leaver actually think this vote will kick them out
>instead those people stay, and Bongland will collapse in a glorious market crash
bongs voted suicide, this is the best day ever
Was it me or did someone fart out incredibly loudly on the BBC livestream yesterday around 2am gmt?
>>61213479
literally poland though
I don't know /biz/, but isn't the Brexit gonna crash the market? How will the bongs survive the impending collapse in the presence of nogs and kebabs?
im honestly thankful that the status quo has been shaken up
been fucking boring until now.
I'm crying right now
>>61213454
That is the most retarded argument there is, it's so over-simplistic and narrow I'm not even surprised it is spreading out this fast.
>>61213475
christ what the fuck is wrong with you weebs
>>61213491
Now they sure regret not taking their independence. What a bunch of cuckolds.
>>61213522
we dont have pakis tho
I hate you rosbifs so much right now.
we are laughing over here, you guys went full argentina on this one
>>61213491
aaaaaaaaaaaa
oh wait cameron is gone yay
OH FUCK BORIS
AAAAAAA
LET ME OUT OF THIS UNION RE
>>61213517
> muh immigrants
it's about far, far more than fucking immigrants
now piss off back to europe you scuttling little insect, before I put my boot on you
>>61213517
this is about sovereignity not immigration. although a German has ofcourse no concept of that since you've been de facto occupied since WW2
Decided to check /pol/ and apparently a happening is almost here
>Canada trending in the UK because people are saying they want to move here
fuck off, we're full
>>61213139
>PoC woman leading Britain out of the EU
Tumblrs tears would raise sea levels
>>61213558
Back to the cuckshed, sven.
>rosbif
The fuck you think you're doing ?
>>61213420
Woke up this morning feeling off-balance and nauseous.
Bad feel. Think it's mostly gone now.
are mogg
>>61213491
some of us voted leave m8
>>61213559
attack the Falklands now while the brits are weak
>Scotland leaves UK
>so does Wales
>Nireland joins up with ROI
hmm
>>61213569
/pol/ thinks a happening is here every 30 seconds
Its the year 2000 end of the world of boards
>>61213420
>>61213482
Christ I forget how cucked some of the boards can be.
what if we try to form trade deals and alliances with other countries and they say no
>>61213570
im moving over illegally in a few months to work as a black market labourer and there is nothing you can do about it
>>61213637
>moe anime reaction image
>wow, what a bunch of cucks!
>>61213570
why does everyone wanna move to fucking Canada when democracy doesn't work out in their favor?
>>61213626
now you can make england great again
what's gonna happen to the border of norniron with the republic?
build a wall and make the taigs pay for it?
>>61213644
move the UK economy into runescape, get an autotyper, and sit back
you fucking runts we could have had EUROPEAN PROTECTIONISM, but you went and became just another BITCH for the UNITED STATES OF AMERISHIT, who you'll HAVE TO DEPEND ON and ADAPT TO for the foreseeable FUTURE!
HAVE FUN WITH 120%-STEROID TTIP AND A MEDIEVAL ECONOMY
>>61213644
>5th largest economy on earth
>saying no to trade
yeahhh nah doubt it ay
>>61213570
Canada seems like a paradise then you remember the French and chinks
>>61213454
Old people who actually lived in a non-EU Britain deciding on whether the EU is still worth it
>>61213626
Wales voted overwhelmingly out tho you daft cunt
ah yes very impressive clearly boris and nige were honest about the lack of economic repercussions
>>61213644
Look up the word "interdependent"
>Cameron backs Remain
>forced to resign
>Corbyn backs Remain
>Blairites can't do shit because they also backed remain
Simply Machiavellian by Jeremy
>>61213662
Where the fuck do you think you are? Go back to your hugbox
>>61213475
I'd fuck that little girl
>>61213613
some of us are clearly cunts, then.
>pound back up from 5.8 to 4.8
>>61213533
>How will the bongs survive the impending collapse in the presence of nogs and kebabs?
They might survive the brown people, but China and America will royally fuck them up with one-sided trade agreements it isn't even funny.
Bongs just lost their biggest chip in international negotiations, they have nothing on their own since their economy is highly dependent on other markets.
>>61213565
For the majority of stupid fuckers that voted to leave it really was about migration
>>61213671
>favor
fuck off yank
>>61213682
I'd prefer closer ties with Trump over Donald Tusk and Juncker
so NI is the new border with the EU. awkward
>Literally impossible to know who voted for what
>look at these graphs that prove dumb people voted leave
>>61213687
>>61213689
and that Britain economy was under the bus
>>61213687
interesting
>>61213126
and your next one will be hillary
>>61213637
it's alright for you lad, you don't live in the UK
this is fucking massive
>>61213676
SF is pushing for reunification
>>61213565
you can't afford that James, your currency will fall deeper than teabags in Boston Harbor.
>>61213687
That means no one would ever win
>>61213702
>status quo changes so market is volatile
>your fucked forever!!! shouldve stayed in the eu!!!1122!!!
>>61213713
Is this you?
>>61213193
so are you for keeping out the sandniggers
RULE BRITANNIA
BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
BRITON WILL NEVER SHALL BE SLAVES
>>61213702
A-at least it's slowly going back up
>>61213775
remain wins by default lad
>>61213699
they'll change their minds once they realise how much they rely on EU funding
>>61213570
>Australians want to move to Canada if Turnbull wins
>Americans want to move to Canada if Trump wins
>Brits want to move to Canada now that Brexit won and Boris "The British Donald Trump" Johnson is set to be PM
Canada's population could triple within the next year kek.
Fair play to Cameron, I voted brexit but Camerons speech was patriotic and he said britain will do well out of the EU and those who voted remain should do their best to make the country do well with this decision
Got to respect him
We will fall only to rise again stronger
>>61213755
Jesus Christ Italy calm down. you still have US and Germany to give you welfare
>>61213687
>a rule like this being applied retroactively
Lmoa
>>61213774
teabags tend to float, actually
>>61213805
This desu, silly welsh bastards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nbQPZ-k9_Y
AND YOU FAGGOTS LAUGHED AT ME FOR POSTING LEAVE EU'S 52:48 POLL
WHAT NOW CUNTS, WHAT NOW?
>>61213775
if it gets to the 5th referendum with no result, it's a penalty shootout
Who /applying for Irish citizenship/ here?
>>61213637
I disapprove of this use of Kagamin.
If anything, her fangirling of FMP would make her a supporter of globalism.
>>61213768
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Impeachment_in_the_United_States
my dick is so erect since i woke up and heard that the brits are leaving
proud of ya, brits
NOW YOULL HAVE TO IMPORT 100.000 INDIAN AND PAKI ENGINEERS AND WORKERS ANUALLY, THIS IS THE FUTURE YOU CHOSE
>>61213781
I honestly can't wrap my mind around this cuck's thought process
since britain is voting to leave the eu that means scotland will likely get a referendum again, right?
what would have happened if britain had voted to stay in? how would the snp have got a referendum through after that? also who's to say that a second referendum would be a success, there's still lots of economic incentives to remain in the uk, especially if being outside the eu results in us doing well
>>61213699
the welsh are notoriously stupid
Some suprises
>birmingham voted leave
>Gibraltar voted remain.
>>61213815
Probably the words of any country just before they tumbled down, never to rise again.
Got my yank gf to buy sterling
You'll be telling me to FOB soon haha
I promise I'll be the good kind of Soros though
>>61213662
Don't talk shit about based Kagami, motherfucker.
>>61213813
really good lad desu
>>61213796
It will drop again when New York opens.
>Previous investors panic selling the £ down to $0.72
The opportunity grows, the banks open in ~4-5 hours on the US east coast
Calls for a second referendum could potentially be an excellent accelerator of value for US investors but for the sake of the Brits I hope they sack up and stick with what they've decided on. The long term result is the same for us both.
>>61213687
>37k people are this retarded
>>61213840
>FAGGOTS
fuck off yank
>>61213818
memes
ok Magnus
>>61213830
>muy cis white makes boogie man
Post /brexit/ music here
I AM SO HARD. Thank you bongs for killing the beast.
>>61213842
cameron probably cant even kick a football lmao
>>61213781
>live in a country that has so little to offer democratically
>gets to vote
holy fuck, who let that guy escape from here?
>>61213842
Boris will smash it like he did that chinese kid
>>61213856
Given that at the time it was one of the things they said would happen if stay won and the UK left the EU, I'd say yes it's very likely.
might vote remain
What was the butthurt like when Leave was announced lads?
There were a lot of smug remain posters here last night so I'm wondering....
we did it lads
>>61213898
*male
>>61213856
>especially if being outside the eu results in us doing well
ah yes, very impressive
>>61213895
>implying it's not true
The north paying for the south and eastern part of europe = EU
>>61213885
I don't get exchange rates and that lad can you put this is laymans terms
>>61213856
the scotfucks already had their referendum
time for them to stop acting like special snowflakes and dig in with the rest of their nation, fucking whiny children
>>61213870
Oh, I like Lucky Star.
But the same people who use the word "cuck" tend to be the same people who believe in the "alpha male" myth, see pic.
And, almost invariably, they believe that they themselves are alpha males.
Surely you can see the disconnect between the image of the alpha and watching moe anime.
That was my point, is all.
what if the jews wanted this all along?
"Seven years is a short time span, a fraction of a single person's life - barely a second in the life of a whole people. The past seven years somehow seem longer than many decades of the past. A very important historical event is contained within them: the rebirth of a nation formerly threatened by extinction. It is an incredibly eventful time, and seems barely comprehensive sometimes to us, who have not just had the opportunity to witness but also to actually create a small part of it.
The goals they proclaim today are fantastic: the creation of a new Europe. This Europe will be a just place, and the general equality will make arms unnecessary, so we can all disarm. This disarmament is supposed to kick start a period of economic blossoming, trade and movement should commence. Culture is supposed to bloom, and not just culture, but religion, too. In one phrase: the golden age is supposed to dawn. Unfortunately, this golden age has been described in a very similar fashion.
To make this disarmament especially manifest, it was supposed to be crowned by a union of all disarmed states.
We are experiencing now what happened then: the old states were dissolved without even asking their peoples' opinion. Not in one single case was the nation asked if it agreed with the measures that others would put into place in them. Old, almost historical bodies were dissolved - not just states, but also economic bodies.
This was done by first making them helpless, then categorizing them in a manner that predetermined who the winners and the losers would be. On the contrary, the arms race continued. For no one started solving their conflicts in a peaceful manner, on the contrary, those states with arms waged war just like before
Culture, as well, was not enhanced, but rather ridiculed and warped. Religion took a back seat; in these 15 years no one British spoke of religion; no British person remembered Christian mercifulness or altruism."
>>61213934
They've all gone quiet
>>61213810
>"The British Donald Trump"
Yanks are so stupid
The only thing remotely Trumpish about Boris is his blonde hair
>old and poor people want the U.K to leave the EU
>educated upper caste want to stay
does it really surprise you that the people who benefit the most from the status quo don't want it to change? They want to preserve it because they are the status quo. Power to the fucking people motherfuckers. Fuck the EU. Fuck your failed project which promises less freedom not more, which promises more refugees with violent ideologies to come and impose their way of life on you and destroy any identity you had a nation.
>>61213959
shut up you absolute retard
>>>/pol/
>>61213934
Just look at all of the quality tears in thia thread.
I cant wait for the collagea
