>name
>color
>location
>>61204881
Forgot to mention, trips are required
>>61204881
European Union
Dark Blue
Northern Ireland
>>61204881
Refugees
Green
London
>>61205111
Allahu Akbar!
>>61204881
Celts
Northern Scotland (Highlands and Islands)
Yellow
>>61204881
>Republic of 4chan
>Dublin
>Light Blue
>>61204881
British Empire
Cyan
Liverpool
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
>>61204881
Kushlandia
Purple
Wales
>>61205883
Fixed trip.
>>61204881
Vikings North umberia
Green
Red
<cuck army
Somewhere north
>>61204881
Byzantine English
Pink
Cornwall
We're 8 now, we can start
Americans, take tripcodes, there's 5 of you.
>>61205942
Got it
>>61205978
I am a proud Somalian! Not a kuffar
>>61205035
Irish alliance?
Alright, starting.
>>61205987
>somewhere north
Be more accurate, I have taken northern Scotland already.
And take le tripcode.
>>61205978
>>61205913
Sorry
>>61205930
Alliance?
>>61206034
Fill north
>>61206034
Expand, don't attack EU
>>61206034
Fill Scotland.
>>61206034
Expand evenly
>>61205035
Alliance mother Merkel? I need you!
take Endinbough. spill fife
>>61206034
move through devon, towards hampshire
>>61206034
Expand east!
>>61206099
Gladly!
>>61206125
>fife
DON'T YOU STEP IN SCOTLAND YOU FUCKING SNOWNIGGER
>>61206099
Spill where?
>>61206179
East
>>61206034
Ay op what happened to my cuck army
>>61206112
alliance?
>>61206234
You didn't have a trip, sorry.
>>61206234
Fixed
>>61206243
Agreed.
>>61206282
now i got it mb
>>61206234
>>61206282
You can take EU >>61205035 since they haven't responded.
>>61206243
trip working?
>>61206373
Alright just replace the name
Roll to fill
>>61206411
Alliance?
>>61206356
kewl
TURN 2
>>61206411
Are you in need of a bull? An alliance between us means I could make ficki ficki with your women and I could be your bull.
>>61206467
Expand south towards the coast
>>61206467
Expand East!
>>61206467
Expand in all directions, don't attack cuck army
>>61206467
Expand west dont want to deal with those viking savages
>>61206510
>>61206467
What does a 0 get me?
>>61206467
Take the whole Scotland.
Anyway, I would like a NAP with the Cuck army (EU).
>>61206467
Push south take liverpool
FOR DEN NORD, VI ER VIKINGENE!
>>61206467
Move E through towards Hampshire
>>61206565
Counting it as a 7,8, or 9
>>61206566
Alright i agree
Bump with butthurt huff post
>>61206467
East!
TURN 3
>>61206834
Expand, don't attack kuk army
>>61206834
Keep going E
>>61206834
Fill west and with the remains spill into the south
(Dont attack the 4chan army)
>>61206752
thank you for reminding me of checking all the leftist media. It's 6 AM here but I woke up early just for this
>>61206834
Fill everything from the line to the coast
>>61206834
Expand East!
>>61206929
>4chan army
That has a nice ring to it actually
Damn I should have picked 4chan army
>>61206834
Attack the Vikings after filling the only remaining territories from Scotland!
>>61206994
>not your personal army
>>61206834
east
>>61206940
On /pol/ they have a brexit butthurt thread stickied, it's hilarious
Just a bit of a name change there to make it more appropriate for this thread ;)
TURN 4
One change: I added a strait between Wales and Ireland.
>>61207151
Keep filling in the region>>61206945
>>61207151
Expand west
(Dont attack 4chan)
>>61207151
Keep filling east
>>61207151
Expand to the east, but defend if attacked!
>>61207151
Ok Byzantines take Hampshire, Isle of Wight, Gloucestershire, Avon, then head north of Hampshire
>>61207151
Thanks OP
Expand West
Wait, I need to leave really quick. Sorry.
>>61207151
Try to conquer the Viking lands.
>>61207303
You coming back or can someone take your spot?
If you are coming back, feel free to roll on this post for the next turn.
>>61207340
Yup!
Expand east!
Waiting on Vikings.
>>61207494
Me too, but make sure to upload the map before 7777 please.
TURN 5
Vikings are open.
>>61207674
Expand northeast along the coast
>>61207674
Fill
(Dont attack 4chan
>>61207674
And Viking women are open to Celtic cock.
March into the Viking land, then spill south.
>>61207674
South without attacking
>>61207674
Continue expand west, don't attack cuck army
Also, I'm just curious, what do you guys think of Brexit? Did you want them to leave or stay?
>>61207779
Kush is absolutely haram
>>61207674
Take Bristol, then move towards Birmingham, fill in any gaps that you can, then move E. Stay clear of declared green lands
>>61207805
Leave, but I'm aware of the risks involved with leaving. The next few days or so will be interesting.
>>61207805
Leave, I loathe our traitor students who consider themselves intelligent but pay shitloads of money in order to learn in a university from England.
Finally, there will be less and less youths leaving our country for another one's good.
>>61207805
5 spills, where do you want them to go?
>>61207847
don't attack Kushlandia
>>61207895
Any open spaces that I can go to?
>>61207674
Fill the east!
>>61207946
Nope, just into EU or Kushlandia.
>>61208019
Oh jeez
EU I guess
>>61208052
Well well
TURN 6: Betrayal Edition
>>61208052
I got ur back m9
>>61208091
Pls no bully I had no choice
>>61208098
Fill up all if my rightful clay in >>61206945 and spill north along the coast
>>61208098
Move north through the narrow gap for about 4 or 5 tiles, then if any spill move E but preferably not through declared green spaces
>>61208098
Attack the cucks of the 4chan army
>>61208098
Attack EU
Might as well finish the job
>>61208125
Ok cool
>>61208098
Fill all the spaces I can!
>>61207961
Would you like an alliance?
>>61208098
March deeper into the Viking lands, south!
>>61208168
6 spills, do you want to keep going north, or going into green territory?
>>61208168
I'm desperate for sheep pussy. Shall we invade Wales?
>>61208227
go north
>>61208098
into isle of man and dark blue next to yellow. Spills invade northern ireland
>>61208221
>off by one
off by one
>off by one
off by one
>off by one
off by one
>>61208258
Nothing like a good sheep puss
>>61208260
I'm going to change your color to grey, since its so similar to red. Is that fine?
>>61208308
Almost as good as goat pussy
>>61208098
Is there anyone inactive i can.play?
>>61208375
yeah fine
prob will have to go soon
>>61208396
Vikings, but they are pretty much ded
>>61208396
Vlad you play me plox
>>61208098
Claiming the Vikings
Rolling to fill South into white land
>>61208221
Can two people be in the same alliance? Oh well.
>>61208480
Vlad takes over the Byzantines, let it be noted, let it be done, I abdicate and cede to my orthodox brethren, forget the stinking wikings
>>61208511
Oh, you already have an alliance. Didn't see. I guess not.
>>61208537
Ohhh Ok thanks m8, sleep tite
>>61208537
I;ll take em :)
>>61208587
Alliance?
TURN 7
PSA: Alliances aren't actually in the rules, so you technically are free to attack whoever you want.
>>61208587
no probs :)
>>61208585
To be fair, it was my fault for not putting it in the title.
>>61208613
Attack EU
>>61208613
invade northern Ireland
>>61208613
KEEP PUSHING THOSE DAMN KEKS
>>61208613
Expand south, don't attack red.
>>61208667
kek
>>61208613
Fill the spaces I can!
>>61208613
>>61208612
Sure m8
>>61208613
Rolling to Fuck Kush's shit up, attack him
>>61208790
Fuck off cunt
>>61208613
What is 0 worth?
>>61208667
Fuck me m8
>>61208537
GG
>>61208613
Expand north to attack the red Brits. CULTURAL ENRICHMENT!
>>61208790
DEATH TO KUFFARS
quads roll
>>61208838
10 t's
>>61208888
FUCK YHEA
>>61208888
Nice digits
>>61208862
Refugees attack those purple cucks
>>61208790
LEAVE MY FRIEND ALONE
REEEEEE
>>61208888
nice OP
>>61208702
Let's REMOVE SOME KEBABS
>>61208909
I need to enrich his friends first
TURN 8: Autism Edition
>>61208692
I'll help you from now on, bro
>>61208930
HELL YEAH
>>61208958
Attack the Refugees and defend attacks from Vlad!
>>61208958
Push South into Grey
>>61208958
Attack EU
Nothin personnel kid...
>>61208958
RAPE RED ALLAHU AKBAR
>>61208914
Here's my issue here, i've got on where to expand, if i go into the white i block of Refugees(aka my one ally) and force him to attack me , my only option is to attack Kush, i'm sure you understand
>>61209007
This is satire.......
Right?
>>61209048
Cyka blyat
>>61209007
Fuck me
>Push back against the cuck
>>61209048
I understand, in fact a similar thing happened to me...
>>61208958
Destroy the Vikings then attack Kushlandia. Spill south.
>>61208958
Attack Kush
>>61209061
I wish
TURN 9: Super Secret Amazing Event Next Turn Edition
>>61209239
More refugees?
Attack red some more. The jihad is far from over
>>61209239
This is the last stance of the cucks...
ATTACK THE FAGGOT
>>61209239
Take Isle of Man and attack Kushlandia in Wales.
>>61209239
Attack Green!
>>61209239
Fuck, Go through grey, attack green
>>61209061
in the exact same episode, Jon Oliver literally says "there is no such thing as 'the Jon Oliver effect', that's completely meaningless"
>>61209301
WHAT THE FUCK ARE MY ROLLS
>>61209239
Continue attacking EU
>>61209239
JUST fuck Kush's shit up,kill him
Also check em
>>61209373
>>61209342
What is that? I haven't watched John Oliver since his daily show days, when I thought the purpose of those shows was to be satire as opposed to actual opinions
>>61209547
Apparently the John Oliver effect is where he has some kind of impact over politics whenever he talks about something on his show, which I could believe if it was a firsthand new source, but it's not
TURN 10
EVENT: In response to the Brexit, Merkel has organized an invasion of the British Isles! In five turns, if British Isles are not united, she will invade and all will fall before the Fourth Reich! Motivated by the impending doom, everyone now has DOUBLE TERRITORY GAIN!
>>61209753
ATTACK EU
MERKEL STAY AWAY
>>61209753
>>61209753
REMOVE YELLOw
>>61209753
M-mother Merkel wouldn't hurt me :(
Kill red in the name of Merkel
>>61209799
>99
SPILLS KILL GREYYY
>>61209753
5 turns is enough for us to Kill Kush, british empire and 4chan, ATTACK KUSHA
>>61209753
Remove immigrants!
>>61209668
Do you have any ally? We can make an alliance.
>>61209753
Also attack Kushlandia and conquer the white area from Yorkshire.
>>61209892
>>61209791
Alliance with me, I helped with those pesky EU fags
>>61209892
Kush has been the closest thing I have to an ally, he was helping me remove EU
>>61209753
TAKE BACK WHAT OURS YOU FILTHY PEASANT
quads roll
>>61209964
Sure
>>61204881
>scotland
>colour us whatever colour cucks are even though every scot on this board voted to leave
>>61210053
everything is full
TURN 11
Breaking News: Kaiser Merkel is employing Sudanese child soldiers! The British people must unite and put an end to this travesty, or else the Isles will be culturally enriched!
>>61210279
But we are Sudanese Child soldiers
Kill the Red fucks, spill Purple. ALLAHU AKBAR
>>61209791
>>61209983
I rolled a higher number you cuck also attack the faggot
>>61210279
HOW DO WE FIGHT THEM
ATTACK EU
>>61210279
Kill green defend from yellow and grey
>>61210279
Invade Kushlandia
>>61209983
We're allies now, mate.
>>61210279
Attack Green!
>>61210393
PPPALI
>>61210324
Kaiser Merkel says that the refugees currently living on the Isles have too much Celtic phenotype and must be purged!
>>61210279
End Kush
>>61210279
Also Kush only got Dubs last turn, why the hell did i lose like 12 t's and the celts another 9
>>61210578
Double gets
>>61210611
>9799
What double gets?
TURN 12
Breaking News: Tsar Putin has apparently allied with Kaiser Merkel in an attempt to annex all of the British Isles! Inspired, all even gets reward QUADRUPLE TERRITORY GAINS, while odd gets still reward double!
>>61210738
WHAT THE FUCK OP I ROLLED 0 YOU KUK
>>61210738
KILL RED SPILL YELLOW JIHAD NOW
>>61210738
attack grey
>>61210738
REMOVE EU
SPILL CELTS
>>61210738
KILL KUSH
>>61210738
Kill Green!
>>61210330
[spoiler]I'm tired and I'm probably missing rolls. I'll give you a little bit extra this turn.[/spoiler]
Actually, scratch that, RIP >>61210788
>>61210788
>dubs
>quadruple
Dong = expanded
>>61210738
Give me trips
>>61210738
Attack Kush in Wales in order to reach Ireland.
>>61210330
I rolled a 1, you rolled a 3
They are the same value
TURN 13
Breaking News: Loving the idea of finding his "homies" a new home in the British Isles, President Obama is also assisting Merkel in the invasion! Only a miracle will keep the British Isles from becoming cucked!
>>61211127
Attack Green!
>>61211127
Keep attacking Grey
>>61211127
KILL RED SPILL PURPLE
>>61211127
Remove Celts from the premises
These digits are a miracle
>>61211127
Invade Kushlandia after defending from the Blue menace.
>>61211221
>>61210887
I'm done with this
>>61211127
Kill Kush
>>61211270
W-why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcJ-wNmazHQ
TURN 14
Nearly hope is lost! Merkel is about to invade with her grand coalition of Russians, Kangs, and Homies, and the British people have yet to unite!
However, there is one last hope! If the all of the leaders of the British nations can unanimously decide who to elect High King of the British Isles, then Britain might yet survive!
((You all have to elect among yourselves a leader, and the vote must be unanimous. You have ten minutes.))
>>61211534
I elect myself.
Mother Merkel would be proud of a refugee island
I VOTE FOR 4CHAN TO BE LEADER!
>>61211534
I think I would be the best leader
>>61211534
Attack KUSH
I vote for Refugees
Kill Grey, I also nominate myself as leader.
Are we attacking this round or just voting?
>>61211709
Voting.
>>61211709
You can attack if you want, but that means less posts to decide who to vote. You all have five minutes left.
First to get dubs should win
Roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
The votes so far are:
Refugees - 3
4chan - 2
Kush - 1
The British people are indecisive! Perhaps the end will truly come for Britain?
OH FUCK ONLY 5 MINUTES
Vote me, we don't want to get raped and the vote HAS to be unanimous, I also have the most land
Alright, who should be leader? If you ask me, it should be Green.
>>61211852
I agree
>>61211534
Go deeper into Kushlandia, defend from 4chan.
>>61211832
Check em
Two minutes before Merkel invades! The end is nigh!
Are we still doing the dubs thing?
>>61211951
VOTE FOR ME! REFUGEES FOR ALL!
VOTE FOR ME, I'LL BUILD A WALL
>>61211832
rolling
ROLLING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN9EC3Gy6Nk
RIP
Merkel has delayed her invasion due to bad weather! You have 3 more minutes! First to get dubs is elected!
So who's the leader? Refugees?
>>61211850
I'll take Merkel for a ride up on me cock , i can take that fat ugly bitch
>>61212099
ALL HAIL OP
