JUST #2 edition
okay
>you will never cum in a qt goth chick
real
>>61197118
who is she? my dog named dom inacio cabron kirschner needs to know
>>61197116
>2 tattoo rule
down for anal confirmed
RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES
Post what you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBwC7Qzljso
Leave was over a million ahead for a second there
RULE BRITANNIA, BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES!
>>61200873
>>61200727
It is so confirmed!
>>61200806
I'm sorry, but you can't become an MP without a trip.
>>61201065
https://youtu.be/RVUHYfjyVYI
fucks sake 8:45 and Im already tired
>tfw work at a major UPS hub
>manager calls my entire shirt to report to the conference room
>asks a bunch of bullshit questions with concern, blah blah blah
>asks us "what can we do to ensure you will remain an employee"
>sarcastically blurt out "give us extended breaks and serve us ice cream and popsicles to help beat the heat"
>walk into work today
>breaks are now 15 minutes longer for full time employees and there's blue bell and otter pops stacked to the top of the break room fridge
>mfw
>leave won
>crashed the global economy along the way
>euro now worth less than the dollar
Bet you won't laugh and call us a tiny "has-been" country again, will you
>>61201080
>copied my post >>61201050
>didnt include a pirate karen
gud job dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikyqFvFxAwU
luv, cana-chan
>>61200966
Party thread is here.
wew lad it's done
>>61201099
What does each party represent before I throw my vote into your lot.
Unironically think the new female ghostbusters has a good soundtrack.
/cum/ is all tripfags now apparently
nth for lawncare.
>>61201205
fuck off
Just shaved pubes.
Feels breddy gud.
>>61201065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLfTAPEvz7U
>>61201099
How do I vote and what are the parties?
zoo who won?
>>61201311
too rude
stop it
>>61201279
Only cause parliament of /cum/ is in session.
>>61201347
>zoo
What the fuck is going on with me
I've been having a shitload of typos lately
>pound has fallen 10%
it might soon be cheaper to have a /cum/ meetup in britain instead of in the states
>>61201065
>Townes Van Zandt
Based. Drunk party confirmed patrician.
>>61201252
From what I gather:
Drunk Party: Being drunk.
Bear Party: Ability to shit in woods, forrage, and maul anybody who deserves.
LobsterBacks: Lobster superiority.
/comfy/ Party: Comfiness.
Anime Separatist Part [ASP]: Cascadian separatism, defense of weeb posting.
>>61201337
All the parties listed on the image are the ones existing. Each colored dot corresponds to one MP.
You can become an MP by making a tripcode and joining a party. Or, you can make a tripcode and your own party, but you have to tell me if you want to do that.
>>61201347
>>61201406
not the fucking gorilla
>>61201279
Can I be comfy party?
>>61201347
Leave has won in all but name.
Mathematical impossibility for remain to win is imminent.
REMINDER TO VOTE BEAR PARTY
A VOTE FOR BEAR IS A VOTE FOR THE REMOVAL OF WEEBSHIT
TO JOIN CREATE A TRIP AND ADD [Bear Party] TO INDICATE SUPPORT
>>61201496
You'll have to ask the /comfy/ leader if they're still around, and then reply to me, and I'll add you.
>>61201498
Should just join us next lad.
We can rule the galaxy, FATHER AND SON.
>1 million vote lead
Ahh, yes *rubs my tummy*
>>61201436
Fuck that.
Food and services are too expensive, let's all meet up in Espoo for cheap everthing.
>>61201496
sure
BBC shills talking like the world just ended
>>61201511
What is the bear party about?
>>61201649
The Blacked or the BLACKED kind?
this Indian or nigger or whatever the fuck he is is about to start crying
I'd like to put forth a motion:
On the East Coast, we're only roughly 7 minutes from being the 24th of June. As some of you may know, June 24th is Saint John the Baptist Day, which also happens to be the National Holiday of Québec. The Anime Seperatist Party (ASP) recognizes the valiant struggle of the people of Québec for separatism and anime rights against the evil federal government of Canada. Therefore, we motion that this house should declare its solidarity with the people of Québec, and wish them a "Bonne St-Jean" on this very special day.
Also anime
>>61201659
DOING BEAR SHIT
CAUSING TROUBLE, DEFENDING THE UNIVERSAL RIGHT TO FORAGE IN THE WOODS AND TO SHITPOST ON /cum/
EXCEPT FOR WEEBSHIT
WE ARE ANTI WEEBSHIT
really happy but it's 5am here and i'm too tired to shitpost
can you lads do me a favour and just shitpost a bit for me
cheers
>>61201577
How about Florida Man party? Dedicated to representing all of the batshit crazy shenanigans of Florida. Alligators preferred.
>>61201729
Can you link a stream please?
>>61201336
You might also like this. They're from Canada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVRcX7Mb_3U
>>61201754
pls leave other Orlando anon
Did anybody hear that speech? Bloody hell lads I'm actually crying.
>>61201762
http://robssatellitetv.com/watch-bbc-1-live-online-stream-watch-uk-tv-free.htm
>>61201482
>Anime Separatist Part [ASP]: Cascadian separatism, defense of weeb posting.
More of pan-separatism, with an emphasis on the Confederacy and Quebec, and a staunch defense of anime everywhere
>>61201754
Alright, what is your party color? I'll add you if you want to make it.
Tell me why I should support your party.
FUCK THE EU
>caring about whatever the fuck is happening in Britain
>my actual face when
>>61201828
I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
>>61201577
>>61201625
Thanks m8, I'll represent the comfy well
best stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>61201336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMUFM6osTY8
>>61201886
Because a strong pack of bears is needed to overcome the horrible flood of weebs into /cum/
We will guard this shitty forest. We are the vanguards of /cum/
>>61201886
Do you want Richmond to answer to DC or do you want our nation to answer to us?
>>61201923
that's kinda fucked. it's usually me getting that message
Lobster Back platform here: >>61201348
>saving of these Brexit and UKIP memes
these will go in a museum in 50 years
>>61202025
most of that is shit but the Queens face is pure fucking gold
>>61201955
>posting pleb tier black metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7-2al892L0
>>61202070
>fuck the yankees
do you mean the baseball team or the revolutionary movement?
>>61202131
They're called the lobsterbacks
As lord protector, I recommend every party makes a manifesto pastebin of their beliefs and advertises it to attract newcomers. It is not required, but may help.
>>61201939
Added!
Remember, if you see any discrepancies with the graph, please tell me.
UH OH< I THINK I MADE A WITHDRAWAL FROM A UNION :^)^)^)^)^))^)^:^)^:^))^)^)^^:^::^:^:^:^:^:^)^)^))^)^)^):^)^)^::)^)^)))^):^:^:^:)^)^)^)^)^)^:
How long until Scotland leaves and Ireland is unified?
>>61201923
>/pol/ saves the day yet again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-nwKX6LrC4
>>61202129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zN110NHkoik
>>61202200
Sign me up for the anime separatist party.
>>61202248
I gotta say, I really didn't expect leave to actually win
Literally nobody wins if Britain leaves the EU
Anglo cunts just being contrary for the sake of it once again
>>61202294
good lad
holy shit leave BTFO
>>61202294
Bad lad
>all these tripfags
>>61202200
As per a rule I must align myself with the bear party.
However my views will always remain a little anime winged.
>>61202355
u wot
>>61202131
>>61202193
Independence was a mistake. True patriots would have fought for the freedom of all Brits from tyranny. May the Queen bloat below the waves.
>>61202317
the hope is that it gives other eu members the courage to do the same
The long march on the road to the rope begins. I'd recommed you shitskins use an umbrella this summer lest you find yourself swinging.
>>61202317
Shh anon.
I want to watch this trainwreck.
>>61202355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TquwNTcYvKc
>>61202413
>buy into leave memes
>get currency devaluation
>>61202392
Give yourself a trip to officially become a Bear MP
>>61202294
Added!
>>61202392
First make a tripcode my friend, then I will add you.
>>61202434
>>61202131
>>61202193
Also fuck the Yankees baseball team.
>go for a walk with my dog
>come back
>our boys did it
Congratulations!
>the Euro is getting sold in old, mold-embedded burlap sacks by the truckloads, now
>the Dollar is getting bought by the jumbojet load, now
Press F to pay freedoms to the EU.
>>61202434
THE DRUNK PARTY OPPOSES THIS IDEA
>>61202437
So what Russian can get stronger?
The european nations on their own are too small and irrelevant to be a world power anymore.
Tis the end of europe.
>>61201739
PLEASE RESPOND
>some girls and gays say cum is salty
>sometimes that's what /cum/ is
>>61202471
>Magrudergrind
My nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZF0n1r0Gec
>>61202307
neither did i. it was obviously going to be close but with all the fear mongering i never thought leave would win.
big question is what happens next. government could just say get fucked and not leave but that would be political suicide so i doubt it'd happen
>>61202434
>Lobsterback party is royalist
absolutely disgusting
REMINDER: THE BEAR PARTY SUPPORTS THE DEATH OF THE EU
THE BEAR PARTY SUPPORTS A STRONG, INDEPENDENT FRANCE
THE BEAR PARTY IS OFFICIALLY A GAULLIST PARTY
>>61202437
>>61202455
You dumbos realize the EU is our best trading partner, right?
The weaker it gets the weaker we get
>>61202564
Upper class citizens are just gonna laugh their asses off while the lower class gets fucked again.
>>61201905
W-Which face is yours?
>>61202623
this
>>61202574
>freedom from tyranny
>deposition of the queen
>bloat below the waves
You are mistaken, the Lobster Backs are Republican Unionists who wish to violently end the British monarchy.
>>61202648
obviously the qt in the middle
>>61202544
I approve of that motion
IS LEAVE GONNA CAUSE A RECESSION?
That's only for england right?
I'm sure America won't get phased by something like this.
Is it me or is the EU fucked?
>>61202619
there's more to life than money anon
>>61202708
We the reserve currency
We gucci
POST BIG ANGLO TIDDIES TO CELEBRATE
>>61202708
the world economy will definitely fall, but europe will be hurt the most
jap stocks have already fallen 8%
>>61202619
This won't phase us much though right?
The UK will feel the pain not us.
Relax and watch like the rest of us.
>>61202708
>That's only for england right?
And the rest of the EU.
Pound and Euro are both tanking hard.
Has Cameron said or done anything yet
>Pound drops to lowest levels since 1985.
very good then, carry on
so is the brexit a good thing or a bad thing
>>61202842
England needs BIG AMERICAN income
>>61202810
post
mazdas
>>61202648
You think I'm a girl? Really?
>>61202712
i think a lot will depend what happens next. there's a few others that want to leave and this could encourage them to hold their own vote.
so now that Britain got great again can we get our chance too?
>>61202914
bad for brits
Who is next? Netherlands? France maybe?
>>61202914
me chupa un vohue
>>61203019
czechia and netherlands
Should I dump 25,000$ of bitcoin to GBP
>>61203019
they say that it's denmark
>>61203019
Netherlands most likely. from what i've heard leaving is a pretty big topic there
>>61202957
is that mexican dan magnan?
I just installed 4chan X because new computer and it keeps showing me old notifications from (You)s I already seen everytimes I open the thread. What the fuck.
>>61202914
nobody fucking knows yet
anybody who says otherwise is an armchair politician who knows absolutely fucking nothing about politics
>>61202842
>>61202820
>>61202743
Good good.
Let that shitty island rot.
How much chaos can I look forward too lads?
>>61203019
I hope AmeriKKKa votes to leave racism behind.
>>61203090
Kurdish actually.
And Dan Magnan is the canadian Moe Dunford.
>>61202708
We're the only ones coming out on top of this.
This is practically the post-WWII power vacuum on a smaller scale.
>>61203019
Doubt it. If a referendum was held in those countries today the Netherlands would vote stay pretty comfortably. France would be closer but I doubt it would be a real contest in the end though. I may be wrong but that's the feel I got when I traveled through those cunts some time ago.
>>61202810
BIG
>>61203172
when is the revolver coming out?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGPFyqBnOAg
truly touching
>>61203172
holy shit is that real?
Cameron is literally on suicide watch right now.
I finally met an Asian for the first time in my life
Her Spanish was kinda bad but I could still understand her
>>61203200
DEAD SOULLESS EYED BRITISH SLAGS
lads, the yen is in free fall
Is now the time to invest in some good anime figurines?
>>61203200
mighty
>>61202914
For you and me?
A good thing.
We can shitpost on Britain burning.
>>61203072
Yes.
>>61203268
>yen is in free fall
booking my flight right now
>>61197116
Who is that?
I spruced up the parliament image a bit.
Anybody interested in making a new party or joining an existing one?
>>61203327
me :3
>>61203237
Yeah, he posted it earlier during voting when remain seemed likely to win.
He's in his room crying now.
>>61203292
Bud, we don't have to shitpost on Britain (because it's sort of good for them), we have a whole content just south from them to shitpost about.
Tonight has restored my faith in Trump being a reality
>>61203237
it's the last tweet on his twitter. apparently he was pretty confident
>>61203175
Post YPJ qts.
>>61203388
can i make a baby party ?
>>61203248
Where was she from?
How was she like?
>>61203406
>because it's sort of good for them
kek
Either way something gonna burn.
Be it that shitty little island or that other place.
>>61203388
what are the party platforms?
Will the dollar be stronger now?
>>61203513
from asia
>>61203388
i would like to form the vapeman party
>>61202551
you like them too
>>61203388
Where's the link again?
>>61202914
depends on whether you care more about this or that
>>61203268
nigger we're closer to parity than we've been since before Abenomics
the time for plastic butts was last year, during the 120yen to the dollar dream
>>61203456
>>61203601
[PARTY WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
jesus fuck /pol/ gets so fast when shit like this happens
threads are dying in less than 10 minutes
>i would like to form the vapeman party
>>61203550
Eh not really everything will be weaker though.
I guess that did make us stronger?
>>61203485
>>61203601
To make these parties, you will have to make a trip and give me a party color.
>>61203628
What link?
>>61203546
You can look over this thread and the last thread for specifics, but generally:
LobsterBacks: Lobster superiority, royalist to the British crown
Bear Party: Freedom to shit wherever, forrage whenever, and maul whoever deserves it, also anti-anime
Drunk Party: Drunkenness and patriotism
Anime Separatists: Pan-separatism, particularly of the Confederacy and Quebec, with defense of Anime.
/comfy/: Comfiness.
>>61203682
On Sunday nights Game of Thrones threads on /tv/ can get to the post limit in less than 5 minutes. It's fucking pathetic. It's just hundreds of people not having a conversation.
*enters parliament*
*starts shooting everyone*
>>61203795
>mexico
>leave leading by 1.1 million
>>61203795
>>61203391
proofs?
>hop fence, ride on dick with all holes
>>61203795
Not so fast, this has happened to us before.
>>61203935
in case you havnt been informed it was confirmed like 30 minutes ago that leave won
>>61203268
the dollar is falling to the yen right now though
https://www.dailyfx.com/usd-jpy
I have a proposal:
sell off some of our vapeman stocks, and invest in some good bean bag chairs. Janny has been cracking down on vapes, so his value wont take a hard hit
>>61203795
>rob gardeners why sir
>they carry cash nigga
>>61203865
>>61203897
>>61203954
>>61204016
>>61204128
THIS FILTHY DEMOCRACY ENDS NOW
>>61204172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tFXj9L5rvo
why tho
>>61204172
*shoots you*
the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun
cries of racism are met with votes to leave
they quite literally did it to themselves
everyone has a breaking point
We now have security, and thus are terrorist-proof.
Parliament is back in session, please continue as normal!
I propose the Aztec democrat party, a modern, dynamic party in the tradition of Christian democracy but with values rooted in human sacrifice and ritual cannibalism
>whole world is on fire
>except us
Thank you,
Brexit
>>>/pol/
:startmusic:
Why is my third flag broken
>>61204382
also, our color is mexican pink
>>61204382
I will be happy to add you! What is your party color? Make sure it isn't already a color an existing party uses.
I hope you have nice dreams
>>61204382
>>61204472
>>61204382
Registered!
>>>/pol/78434013
>thread has become a sticky
> GBP/USD wont fall below 1.34
LET IT DROP, YOU DAMN BEAN COUNTERS
>>61204592
As the only Bear MP, since I am going to bed I am officially transferring the lone Bear seat to the Drunk party
>>61204655
*drops it like it's hot*
Join the drunk party or don't.
DRUNK PARTY HERE. Join and get a cold one
>>61204592
Joining the drunk party senpai
vape free or die
>>61204756
I am officially requesting to transfer the Bear seat to the Drunk Party
>peso dropping
W E T B A C K S
ON
S U I C I D E
W A T C H
>>61204819
It's been dropping for a while
>>61204813
Good lad.
>>61204819
just fuck me right in the goddamn ass
>>61204724
I'm afraid MPs have to be here to count. This session is in remembrance of the Bear Party.
>>61204780
Added
>>61204819
>US fine
Help me
I can't take it
The whole world is on fire
And all we can do is laugh at them and watch
Thank you Farage, for better or worse you've made one hell of a show
>>61204819
Looks like we're going to Cabo this summer, boys.
proposal: beers and spirits to celebrate the collapse of europe
>>61205037
Newcastle, Old Speckled Hen and Samuel Smith for English beers.
>jkrowling
lmao
brits actually give weight to her dumb hack opinion?
>>61205119
>not taking a childrens book author's opinion seriously
look at the very bottom right of your computer and tell what year it says
>>61201050
>>61201167
>>61201169
>>61201189
>>61201739
>>61201952
>>61203485
>>61203514
>>61203631
>>61203954
>>61204256
>>61204390
Fuck off degenerate weebshitters
>>61205037
>not being all in with Bitcoin
Embarassing. No wonder your parents had to switch countries.
test? xD
>>61205303
>4 (you)s at the same time
thanks but please spread them out next time
Rule Britannia. Long live big anglo saxon tits.
You guys should watch this, it's pretty great. You really gotta lose yourself too it though. Really zone out into it
decided to buy an umi figurine now that 100 yen is about 1 usd
>>61205485
saw it a while ago. That stuff with the Challenger exploding was some spooky shit
>>61205485
welcome to the 90's faggot
what next, you gonna rec Pulp Fiction?
end yourself on railroad tracks lad
does Brexit mean trump is 100% gonna win
>>61205536
>now
m8...
>>61205573
>welcome to the 90's faggot
You mean the 80s?
>>61205575
Nop
>>61204964
ayy come visit me bb
>>61205536
>100 yen is about 1 usd
hello virgin
>>61205614
movie wasn't popular until the early 90's
stick around me, you might learn something, kid
>>61205575
Depends what the Bernie bots do.
>>61205474
christ
>>61205609
I don't fully understand this but /vg/ and /a/ said this was a good time
>>61205671
I actually really want to. My folks said Cabo San Lucas is pretty damn nice.
>>61205683
you mean split the already frail demo part in half to insure a Trump win?
>>61205729
the top left of the graph is what the conversion rate used to be at: 114 yen to the dollar
>>61205748
>Cabo
hello normie
I gotta do some processing shit for my new job tomorrow. I should probably go to bed