Is this accurate? Although I'd rate the Netherlands and Vietnam higher.
>>61182194
>Germany
>Got tier
England is shit tier. Russia is god tier.
>>61182194
Im agree that italy really sucks at war, but even france should have its own tier.
>>61182343
>France
>High Tier
british children are absolute cancer online, above 20 they're alright though
All this pic is mirror of EU Canada Austr dreem world
>>61182551
I'm guessing you didn't open OP's pic
>>61182573
i did?
>>61182563
No, I have no love for Turkey or a lot of high tier countries.
>>61182573
hurrrrrrrrrrrrr fuck me
>>61182548
>France is high tier because we fucked Europe ON OUR OWN, FOR CENTURIES
>Germany is "god tier" because you dominated Europe for 4 years
>>61182194
>greece high tier on ancient shit alone
>>61182194
Ranking how good at killing is dumb
I'd rather be a cuck than going on to war to be ranked in that shitty image
>>61182755
>France
>Bad Tier
>>61182194
No, no it's not.
Lol, nice bait.
>>61182679
don't worry, I thought the same before opening the thread
>>61182194
How exactly are hussars and being tough bad things? There is a "-" next to them
>>61182194
You forgot the part where Gerrmany doesn't have a military and Turkey can't handle some commie Kurds.
>>61182427
Le anti-anglo amirite xD
>>61182851
>>61182845
>>61182548
>Kindergarten tier military nations
>>61182194
>Alexander
>Greek
>Germany God tier
Nigger you wot? I could go on but this is utter trash 1/10 never try
>Your mercenaries were considered the best in the world and fucked everyone in Europe
>noone ever invaded you
>every man has a rifle under his bed
>not even a fighter
>france
>not france tier above everyone
baka senpai
>>61182992
>Fench Army
>Lexion 1: How to surrender
>>61182194
Only Russia and Germany must be a god tier. Other plebs must be a super brilliant motherfucking shit tier.
>Germany over France
This just shows how hard you retards have been influenced by American culture
To Americans, history literally doesn't begin until their country is formed and so they are absolutely ignorant about the French domination over Europe since the fucking concept of Europe appeared
>>61182194
>USA GOD TIER
WHAT THE FUCK
>>61182983
It's historical warfare and contribution, it seems.
Which is weird because they haven't counted the Romans as Italians, even though they held the Mediterranean for centuries.
>>61182194
You forgot:
>invented almost all of the 1500's and 1600's warships and naval techniques.
We didn't much participate in the American wars, but the Indian Ocean was controlled by us.
Heck, the ships that found America were Portuguese-designed.
We didn't get the memo on the industrial revolution, and have been fucked since, but we basically payed for it, with Brazillian and African Gold.
we war you madafakas
>>61182194
WE ARENT THAT BAD REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>61182992
sorry pal
>>61183280
how would you know? you never fight
>>61183171
>German army
>Invade a micronation
>get fucked
>surrender
>Repeat 30 times
>>61183197
Based Portugal
You had a great military history desu
>>61183171
>Surrender
you too :)
>>61183248
>>invented almost all of the 1500's and 1600's warships and naval techniques.
We literally beat every major European power.
itt: WE
>>61183384
Yeah I said you should be higher imo
>>61183280
>lose the great northern war
kekek
>>61182194
Why are we in won't fight tier? I think we belong in bad instead.
>>61183384
*cough cough*
The italy meme is the new france meme.
Italian soliders were fucked by the officers and higher commands.
They literally sent mountain troops to the steppe.
>>61183423
We literally stopped an invasion by the England, France and half of Germany at the same time.
>>61182983
>Turkey can't handle some commie Kurds.
the k*rdish genocide is coming my lad
>>61182194
nope.
we should be at least decent tier.
Austria should be bad tier
>>61182194
>bad-tier
>never really fought anyone
It's easy to say that when you don't know anything about our history. Just for not losing any war at all we deserve to be higher at that. Fucking gringos I swear
>>61182194
>germany
>god tier
>>61182194
This doesn't even make sense. Does this only apply for the past 100 years or entire history?
>>61183384
wew
>>61182194
>Canada
>most skilled black nation
i think thats UK tho
Muh grunwald
>>61183546
This desu
>tfw Brazil never lost a war
>tfw Germany never won a war
We beat this guy too, doesn't count for much, but we did.
>>61183732
Didn't you guys win just because the US intervene just after the Civil War ended?
>>61182194
Israel is overrated. We're only good at killing arabs because they're so good at dying. If we fought against a real country I'm sure we would lose
>>61183676
why is there same negr two times?
>>61182194
>Aushitralia
shitting tier
ITT: Wehraboos
>>61183784
They gave us weapons, but no soldiers.
We won because the French left.
We did win the battle of Puebla.
>>61182194
Finland and Vietnam are underrated.
The Belgians actually did really well in holding back the Germans after a surprise invasion. They obviously lost but their efforts helped the allies win.
>>61183384
>Still accomplished fuck all of note.
Impressive.
>>61183947
This.
WWI Belgium was based af
Are people STILL replying to this shitty ass b8? /int/ is retarded.
>>61183338
I'm assuming the pic is referring to history and the current military. Where as Sweden as a nation did a lot more than expected for such a low populated country.
>>61183451
>Honduras
Who?
Somewhat relevant.
Japan can creat nuke bombs in 20minutes i see.theres not necesary to tell about mislile tech,We have 10tons of pultonium deposit which can produce 4000times fatman.
Fear us,Look away from our eyes,Open the way of ours!!!!!HAHAHAHAHHA
>>61182194
I think we should be higher. We stopped/hampered commies significantly 4 times. No one has that track record.
>>61184116
>about battle (real or imagined)
what are some imagined ones in a country's anthem?
>>61184237
I think it means the concept of battle, or any battle that might happen.
>>61184237
I have no clue.
Ours was an anthem made against the Brits that we adapted to general war concept by changing a couple of lines, so maybe that.
We did ok in all of our wars, tfw too irrelevant to be included
>>61182194
>lost winter war
NO SHIT? WE LOST A WAR WE HAD NO CHANCE OF WINNING? REALLY?
I don't think we should move up, we've literally only been part of two wars, but remove that idiotic bullcrap that is currently in that picture.
>>61184116
>About friendship
Literally "Cuck the anthem"?
>>61184177
>pultonium deposit
Go home Japan, you're drunk
>>61184400
Slovene Anthem
God's blessing on all nations
Who long and work for that bright day
When o'er earth's habitations
No war, no strife shall hold its sway
Who long to see
That all men free
No more shall foes, but neighbours be!
>>61184424
YEAH!
>>61184400
Only Slovenia, I think. No Lyrics is weird too. Although I guess it could work as a list of all non-copied achievements for Spain. :^)
>>61184521
My god, what faggots.
>>61184237
Like this
Mexican National Anthem, fifth stanza
War, war without quarter to any who dare
to tarnish the coats of arms of the country!
War, war! Let the national banners
be soaked in waves of blood.
War, war! In the mountain, in the valley,
let the cannons thunder in horrid unison
and may the sonorous echoes resound
with cries of Union! Liberty!
>>61184116
Friendly reminder that the American anthem's tune is from an English drinking song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydAIdVKv84g
>>61182194
France should be god tier instead of Turkey
>>61183708
Lobster?
>>61182194
WW2boos literally know nothing
Who the fuck said US soldiers are terrible?
>>61183968
We literally copied the Dutch east India company
>>61184862
G O D T I E R
O
D
T
I
E
R
Great Britain and France are the only two European countries worthy of the top spot.
We should be decent tier
>we kicked spain asses in 1810
>we kicked french cucks in the cakes war (not to proud, everyone fucked up this cucks)
>pancho villa fucked americucks in 1916, and he wasn't a military, also we helped them against the japaneses in filipinas and they lost against Vietnam
And yes, we have a several problem with drug cartels and shit, but all of you are buying all the product :)
>>61184825
Kek.
Musically speaking, the American anthem is one of the ones I like the least.
I really like ours, and the opening fanfare of the French one, but I don't know a lot of them.
I do hate our flag, though. Pic related is much more pretty.
>>61182194
>I'd rate the Netherlands
>>61184989
Italy has the best anthem in my humble opinion.
>>61182194
love how everybody forget that italy literally devastated turkroaches
yet italy is shit tier and roaches are god tier
you dumb niggers
>>61184904
>Who the fuck said US soldiers are terrible?
Reality
>>61185044
Starts great, but then goes too dramatic and circus-like.
Not terrible, though.
The British one is alright, too.
The only god tier is, 2bh, France.
That their latest, big, war was a defeat doesn't mean they didn't beat pretty much everyone before.
No other nation has a history of victories as long as France's.
>>61184862
>always the Eurobutthurt towards Ottomans
France is God-tier, Turkey is as well for the literal same reasons as France and Britain, Germany is absolutely shit-tier
>no Maori flag
>literally beat the British Empire in battle over and over again with superior military strategy
>literally forced the Queen to sign a truce treaty
OP CONFIRMED FOR FAGGOT
>>61185148
>The British one is alright, too.
Only when done with a full orchestra is it somewhat acceptable. Should change it to Jerusalem anyway, much better lyrics and tune.
>modern greece
>ancient greece
>third republic
>fifth republic
>ottoman empire
>"pwned the west"
>russia
>"modern european power"
>vietnam
>"defeated usa"
le fat man from seinfeld face
>>61185220
"unofficial" secondary anthems are usually the best ones. This one is ours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVY8LoM47xI
>>61185220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdOEpfypWQA
Anthems are only acceptable with full orchestra.
>>61182194
Russia wasn't a modern european power in 1905 and it isn't really today either
Americans should have made this their anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3W_c1ATTF0
>>61185373
A Capella music is cheating, though. Even the US one sounds great in it.
It's interesting hearing young countries' anthems, because they musical choices are so different.
>>61182194
russia should be at high or god tier. they are descendants of golden horde
>>61185220
Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear: o clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariots of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight;
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.
>>61185571
>>61185373
It is a nicer one that what you have now. Pretty great.
>>61183818
holy shit I see that too
>>61185601
Reminded me of this, but it's with gimme instead of bring me.
>>61183818
>>61185688
They are THAT fast.
>>61183421
This.
>>61185571
>>61185627
Yeah I guess a capella won't work but I like it. The guy who did it was our greatest folk singer and died pretty violently. This was called the unofficial anthem since the 80's.
>>61182427
Deal with it, nerd.
>>61185884
>won't work
The thing is, a capella it always sounds fucking lovely. The fewer (more than one) voices the better.
I don't even like the American anthem, nor Colbert that much, honestly, but it sounds great here, because of how simple it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_sPBMWzXog
A capella music always sounds very raw and passionate, and holds a different feel as an anthem (as in the few can stand against the many) that weirdly puts it about on par with the other extreme, which is to have a huge orchestra.
>>61182194
how about this?
>>61185373
>>61185571
Better anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oby9kwq3fZg
>>61182194
t. Mehmet
>>61186307
t.diaspora turk
>>61182194
>Germany
>Ottomans
>doing anything better than France or Russia
>>61184955
Brexit, then Frexit.
>>61183137
>>noone ever invaded you
Mongols, Napoleon, Germans in ww1 and 2
>>61184954
GODTIER
>>61182194
Ok let's make something more realistic
>GOD TIER
USA, BRITAIN, RUSSIA
>HIGH TIER
FRANCE, GERMANY, ISRAEL, TURKEY, CANADA, AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, VIETNAM, SWITZERLAND
>DECENT TIER
SPAIN, JAPAN, CHINA, FUNLAND, IRELAND
>BAD TIER
CHINA, REST OF EUROPEAN COUNTRIES, BRAZIL,
>SHIT TIER
IRAQ,
>ITALIAN TIER
ITALY,
>Russia are good meme
The only reason Russia have done so well in the past is that it's too cold for world powers to invade and Russian lives were considered extremely expendable.
>>61186732
Those are some fierce scare tactics.
>>61186831
>usa and britain god tier
they couldn't win against germany and japan without the help of russia
>france high tier
We defeated them, and they were pussies in ww2
>japan decent tier
Go back to second sentence
>you use china twice, you stupid arab
>>61182194
what is it with this meme? Was this made by a north korean? We did much more until 1453
Greek refugees helped sparkle the reinaissance and we wuz romans n shieeet
>>61187232
>>you use china twice, you stupid arab
mexicans have spanish ancestry
spaniards have arab ancestry
therefore mexicans are arabs
>>61186831
Spain above Portugal
No, man. Just, no.
>>61183260
You war everyone of us you turkroach. You invade our houses and everytime we smash you, more and more turkroaches comes out. That's why you are God Tier. Roaches are absolutely annoying.
>>61187441
ITALY CAN ONLY SMASH TOMATOES FOR SPAGHETI
>>61186831
Much better. But the Iberian twins need to be in High tier. They conquered an entire continent and a half.
>>61187441
>>61187569
>>61182194
>argenina on Decent even though we beat them twice and they quit in mid-paraguay war
>Brazil bad tier, even though we're the only LATAM cunts that sent soldier to both world wars
It's shit.
>>61186831
And what the heck are ANZAC, Canada, Switzerland, Vietnam doing in High tier? Defensive wars don't count.
>>61187569
KEKERONI
>>61187700
>They conquered an entire continent and a half.
At some point, between the both of us, we literally had most of the world. Africa and the Americas were all ours.
But few of those were conquered by force, and mostly trade/intimidation.
We did beat the Moors and, in our case, the Spaniards, regularly.
>>61187781
We only lose one war in our history
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Argentina
And you never beat us... The Argentinian-Brazilian war end in a tie (and in the indepence of Uruguay)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cisplatine_War
>>61182194
>Argentina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ6gcZJFPUM
>>61182194
south Korea
> most skilled JUST kek
china
> low tech>>>>> death tech fixed that for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcpjOIH7bG4
>>61182194
>America
>Poor soldiers
Can someone explain this to me?
>>61189924
I think the reasoning is that a lot of your victories are a product of your size and money, and not of your investment in people.
Of course you have your marines and seat teams and whatnot, but the vast majority are under-trained and not especially bright.
Unlike most other countries where historical soldiers were trained from birth, almost.
I don't know, though.
>>61189924
btfo by Vietnam, Canadians and towelheads
>>61183197
>Germany over France
The way it should be Moortugal
>>61182194
France did quite well in ww2
>>61184116
Holy shit if the Maple Leaf Forever was Canada's national anthem it would be,
About Country
About a Battle (Plains of Abraham)
About the flag (although this would only be true after we abandoned the Red Ensign)
About People (Wolfe / The Queen)
About Friendship (Between England, Scotland, Ireland and France)
>>61182194
Are you honestly implying the USA (right now) doesn't have the greatest military ever? Argue about generals and whatever, which is relevant of course, but at this point our technological superiority and international stretch just stupidly outclasses any other nation ever. And this is coming from someone who despises the military!
>>61182194
>GOD TIER
germany
>HIGH TIER
britain, turkey, usa, greece, france, italy, russia
>DECENT TIER
japan, ısrael, spain, hungary
BAD TIER
rest of them
>puts Italy at the bottom because of WW2 memes
>keeps France at the top even though they were even worse in WW2
Nice one, kid.
Reminder that we defeated the most powerful empire of Europe back in WW1.
>>61196046
>most powerfull empire
more like a colapsing miniature russia
>>61183514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5FPHZmmN9I
>>61182194
>Is this accurate?
No, Italy has never lost a war
Only France and England in God tier
>>61196046
>utter dogshit in WW1
>utter dogshit in WW2
>Hasn't even remotely been relevant since 1880
Yeah no, you're low tier because you're shit
>>61187232
>you use china twice, you stupid arab
there are two governments that call themselves china :)
>>61199429
>Italy
>utter dogshit in WW1
Shit for brain Amerilard fatasses should refrain from commenting about anything involving pre-WW2 history. Your educational system about that is pure shit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Vittorio_Veneto
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italo-Turkish_War
>inb4 memes about losing to niggers (which were armed and sponsored by Russia) which didn't even happen during WW1
"Iran" didn't fend off Romans. The Parthian Empire did. They were Turkic.
>>61182194
France and GB are the only ones in that list with an actual claim to being in god tier.
What about Chile? really we have fought only one war but we defeated 2 countries while everyone else in the Americas was backstabbing us. We only had some support from the UK and Germany.
>USA
>poor soldiers
http://www.nationmaster.com/country-info/compare/United-Kingdom/United-States/Military
https://www.strategypage.com/militaryforums/30-107065.aspx#startofcomments
We have top-notch training and god-tier equipment, and even your own countrymen say that our training is better. Enlighten me, how are our troops poor?
>>61182194
We're decent at best. Strong effort in the world wars and punched well above our weight class but since then we've been shit tier. Our special ops team is good but that's all.
>>61200885
turks hadn't arrived in central asia at the time, they were iranian
>can't even beat drug warlords.
People still think the war on drugs is real in Mexico?
France should honestly be God Tier. I reckon Ireland might even sneak High Tier for fighting off the world's biggest empire with some potatoes and dusty rifles.
>>61202356
>only one
>what is against the peru-bolivia confederation
>what is civil wars
>what is war against spain
>>61182194
>France and Russia lower than britain and Germany
>tfw the entire world believes in American memes and doesn't know history
>>61182194
>easily beaten
Nigga, this is guerrilla and winter warfare territory. No invaded country withstood Germany longer than Norway under WWII.
>>61206122
>invaded
Occupied*
>>61204922
Those were small non-wars.
>>61186573
he's talking about switzerland dumbass
>>61205679
honestly pointless to argue about it with some americans because they'll just spout surrender memes when in all reality the only 'big surrender' was against a force that out classed them. but no they'll ignore that so just remind them of rice patty farmers killing their boys
>>61183676
There is only one white person in that picture though.
And he's english.
>>61182194
It was made by a turk, you utter faggot
You should be ashamed to even post it
The Ottoman Empire is known for losing half the time despite always heavily outnumbering their enemies for God's sake...
>>61182194
>USA
>Poor soldiers
I'm not even a soldier cock-sucking redneck and I know this statement is bullshit.
>>61182194
well this is fucked. the original one was a shitty chart someone on /v/ made up for online fps gamers. still that shit remains but is altered too much and this becomes a clusterfucking chart after all
>>61209010
The first one about warfare had Australia at the top (lmao) but then some turkish cockroach made this one
