Vote leave edition
cara
korean pop
korean cara
waifu #4
hi
anime = shit
Anime
Voted remain lads
Do yank women actually like our accents or is it just a meme? I'm going to Texas for a bit next month, need to know if it's worth trying or not.
THEY VOTED TO BREMAIN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>61178388
Nigger how do you think i feel? I thought id found a girl I could feel comfortable losing my virginity to and a girl I chill with, watching anime and playing games without leaving the house for weeks on end.
I WAS SO CLOSE TO THE PERFECT LIFE. SHIT.
>>61178650
howdy pawtna
Asuka.
>>61178621
hmm
trying to boost my testosterone
>>61178650
I think its just the novelty of it
>>61178650
of course they do
what the fuck
>>61178585
Where have you been?
/brit/ thinks you're dead
>>61178650
They do
Especially in Texas where very few of them will have been to the UK
>88% remain on betfair
it's literally over lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKxENJPVzew
thread theme
that must be so comfy
>>61178719
I'd buy one
>>61178650
most do, Americans love meeting foreigners in general
Anyone else enumerating at a count tonight?
Going to miss the election bant.
>Remain wins
>This causes a snap UKIP win in 2020 like what happened with SNP
>UKIP take us out of the EU with no referendum as this is one of their policies
>The second act of Lord High Protector Farage is to hunt down and execute all Remain voters
Became a wageslave ~a month ago and haven't been on /brit/ since then nearly at all. When I get home I don't even have the energy to get involved in the threads or simply lurk.
On the plus side I have a decent amount of money now despite not even having a good job. Dropped £500+ in the last week on a new phone + trainers and still have money left over after rent + travel expenses + food.
When my new phone arrives I am going to get Tinder and all that shit and try to become a TRUE normie by talking to girls and stuff.
>>61178650
In american propaganda people with english accents are employed in 'expert roles'. Americans tend to trust people with english accents. So it would be the same as basically saying "im a doctor" or something suitably prestegious.
Though remember that foreigners ALWAYS have an easier time picking up local girls, regardless of which two countries you are talking about. Girls are sluts for exotic dick.
>>61178734
Until you get shot and your puppers gets stolen by a feral pack of niggers.
>>61178727
Forgot 88% was 100%
Tell them to call it now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY
share your favourite patriotic British songs lads.
>>61178727
It was never in doubt
>>61178650
Yes although if you're ugly or autistic it won't have quite the same charm
>>61178727
>He doesn't realize the bookies WANT to make money
It doesn't mean anything
UKIP supporters are simple-minded cretins.
>>61178631
Official K-On!! attractiveness power rankings
1. Mio
POWER GAP
2. Yui
3. Mugi
POWER GAP
4. Ritsu
Just finished at university and am now a NEET
Any tips on how to live the NEET life deliciously?
>>61178762
>UKIP
>FPTP
kek
>>61178762
>a snap UKIP win in 2020
>>61178734
reminds me of that scene in michael mann's 'thief'
>>61178647
>>61178647
>lads
You have lost the privilege to say that word.
>>61178783
those feet tho
>>61178849
1) Vote Remain
2) ???
3) Profit!
May as well rename the 23rd June Cuckdependence Day
>wow yank women love british accents!
protip, nobody wants your shit poverty northern accent
>>61178833
Mugi > Ritsu > Mio > Yui >>> Azusa
>>61178849
does thou liketh the taste of Kpop and anime?
>>61178762
Why would ukip win now that big name Tories are calling for Australian style points systems
>>61178762
Just give up on your nigel flange wank fantasies
>>61178819
I don't understand markets.
What does it mean if the pound is worth more than the Euro? Brexit not happening?
>>61178833
Do you want to fucking go?
>>61178849
do a post-grad
voted remain desu
>>61178882
Already done that, anything else?
>>61178863
>michael mann's 'thief'
Love Michael Mann but hate that film. Drags things out way too much and the pay off is shit.
exhausted all potential referendum searches for my music library
>>61178849
No
I hate this life. Hate, hate, hate, hate this life. Hate it. Hate every simpering stupid vacant society-leeching moment of it
>>61178727
Very good.
>>61178812
Is this considered
R A R E ?
A
R
E
?
>>61178762
>>The second act of Lord High Protector Farage is to hunt down and execute all Remain voters
>He doesn't know about secret ballot
Lmfao
>>61178833
>Ritsu
>last
FIGHT ME
>>61178783
Good for you, man. Watch out for the crazy ones though. There are women who just want to fuck but without any sort of condom. They claim they're on the pill so they want you to cum inside. These girls have a huge impregnation fetish and will trick you into putting a baby in them. I'm pretty sure I have like 3 to 4 bastards out there by now.
>>61178896
I'm afraid not, my Puritan brother
>>61178585
this 2bh
>>61178849
I spent a year NEET and didn't appreciate it because I worried about getting a job.
Enjoy the time off, make sure you keep routine, i.e. getting up early and exercising and have a hobby.
Learn a languag,e play an instrument, just exercise and complete one hobby and don't stress too much about the job.
I'd give anything to back. Congrats on graduation lad.
>>61178650
What do yanks think of Northern accents? It seems most Americans think all English peple have southern accents. If you're a yank and don't know what a Northern accent is like, think Starks from GoT.
las vegas looks shit 2bh, don't get the appeal
>>61178929
ye I agree, some beautifully shot scenes but ultimately style over substance
Reminder that most of you will still be posting on this miserable website in 10-11 years time
>>61178823
British autism's a bit different to American autism though, they might not be able to detect it as strongly.
>>61178904
People are buying the pound now because they will remain in the eu and the value of the pound will rise even further. It dropped a lot when it looked like the uk would leave, people were dumping their pounds because the value would crash.
So if you bought loads of pounds now you could make some money.
>>61178734
dat curvature
>>61178724
david mitchell'd
>>61178952
>>61178650
It will give you one or two extra points to your attractiveness, being a sperg will neutralise that though.
>>61178819
Hahahaha fuck me my sister got her euros when the pound was weak as fuck what a silly Billy
installed reddit flags
where my devon lads
>>61178984
new vegas is p good
>>61178945
No luck finding a job?
>>61178952
feces
>>61178904
Basically yes. The market has regain confidence in the pound and thinks it has a higher value than we it looked like leave might actually win.
>>61178984
Gambling, smoking indoors, titty bars, hookers and drugs.
>>61178975
>Northern accents
>>61178904
If we voted Brexit the pound would probably drop 20%. If we remain it will probably increase in value 20%.
Banks don't like losing money. So they sold anything they held denominated in pounds for things in Euros so if Brexit happened they could sell things back and gain 20%.
Because they were selling, the pounds dropped even before we voted.
>>61178650
my mate is pretty ugly and he got with a girl just by telling her he was british in a bar
he doesn't even have a british accent cause he's not actually british in the first place
tfw the EU just got stronger
>>61178984
>not liking gambling, shows and loose women who love your Briddish accent
Course you wouldn't like it you poofta
>>61178984
Nevada is very nice honestly
I enjoyed the desert more than the city
>>61178984
It's very kitsch.
>UKIP supporters are simple-minded cretins.
>>61178975
They're all disgusting desu
Scouse, Geordie, Manc, etc. they all sound like shit
>>61178998
But what people do with their money isn't going to change the votes. People are just guessing at what's going to happen when they buy/dump so how does it effect whether Britain bremains or brexits?
>>61178975
They sound dumb.
>>61178952
No Rasheed
>>61178961
>That stance
>That shit guard
m8, I could knock Ritsu into next week
>>61179016
Yes la'
>>61179052
did you take an umbrella
>>61178984
Its for degenerate normies
Why are there no exit polls?
>>61179030
EY UP
AL FOOKIN CLOUT YUH, YUH CHEEKY YANK SHITE
>>61179049
i bet you think blackpool is good too
>>61179016
alri
God save the Queen
>>61179088
It shows people putting their money where their mouth is in terms of predictions
>>61178650
Texan here. There was this British lad who always walked around the campus. He dressed like a Pokemon trainer and always mumbled. I feel quite bad honestly, he was probably home sick
It's a hit or miss. It's easy to meet people with any accent (except Spanish, Indian, Arabic or Asian). But if you can't get past that stage, then its going to be bad I suppose
No one will think you're James Bond by the way.
>>61178726
Texas is richer than England, you runt
>>61178833
>Mugi and Ritsu at the bottom
just don't speak if you don't know what you're talking about
>>61179070
But they are, blaming the eu for for being filled with pakis when said pakis are being let in by the uk government who also wont build new houses.
glad i didn't buy my Emirati Dirhams yet heh
>>61179016
here
>>61178889
Yankgrill said she liked Manc accents, but aside from that agreed with you, weird.
fuck the queen
Looks like every had already voted by the time I went desu, the list with your name on was mostly crossed out.
>>61178973
Thanks very much lad
I think you're right, I'll try to get a job ASAP
do not engage in discourse with the pooinloowog
>>61179020
pipped to the post every time desu
Ah yes being in the EU is so strong, just look at Italy who's economy is about to get BTFO and we'll have to foot the bill
>>61178954
You realise they know who everyone votes for right?
They give you a ballot that is related to you.
That's why they get all pissy if you go to put your ballot in the "wrong" box if there are several.
Why else would they need certain people's votes to go in certain boxes?
>tfw you all know remain is gonna win
Feels good to be the winning side.
>>61178849
>>61179110
brought my guitar
and my boots that jingle jangle
>>61178975
nobody really knows the difference, you'd still be seen as an exotic posh brit. people in america thought my newfie accent was scottish.
>>61179088
It does not affect anything but its the best indicator of whats happening. If the pound was already crashing with no survivors before the voting ended we would know that leave has won.
reminder to take an umbrella on a sunny day
>>61179179
that picture brings unwanted feels
feel so far behind everyone in life
>>61179200
s-solidarity my friend
>>61179030
>>61179083
>>61179100
Yanks have the worst accents known to man.
>>61179200
>we have to foot the bill
Brexiteer idiocy strikes again!
>>61179119
Because exit pills are largely based on past elections
No past referendum = no exit poll
>>61178650
i lived in america for a bit and the girls loved it, they would just make me say certain words in my accent
it got to the point where i just started faking an american accent because it annoyed me
Can someone redpill me on Coronation Street?
>>61179221
>her vagina when you tell her you're voting Leave
My gf have left me lads
During the winter, can you believe it?
>>61179216
Brazilian made
>>61179141
Me on the left with the lads
Kot
>>61179156
I don't think anyone will think I'm James Bond, I'm a pasty white engineer but if it gives me a +1 in attractiveness I might at least get some chat.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/hong-kong-activists-demand-independence-via-return-british-073110292.html
Post your reaction when we leave the eu, get Hong Kong back and win he euros in the space of a few weeks
>>61179247
No one asked
No one cares
is this what /brit/ looks like?
love the feeling of having my brown eye penetrated
>>61179158
>mugi
>being rich is her gimmick
>plays the worst instrument
>only in the band because she brings food
>ritsu
>is an actual dyke
>bullies Mio
Economies all over Europe are going in the shitter because of the communist EU
But love and solidarity will heal the markets!
>>61179156
Can't fit through the metal detectors at airports though senpai
>>61179088
they are most likely acting on inside info
>brexiteers
>>61178585
Good to have you back Caralad. Can't believe some wee fruit actually banned you.
>>61179156
Texas isn't a country.
>>61179260
dry?
>>61179206
We literally have secret ballot you mong
>>61179270
>laptop shit itself a few weeks ago
>lost my kot blini collection
>>61179283
by win the euros you mean wales right?
>>61179283
This is my reaction to anybody thinking the uk will leave
>>61179259
It's a generic soap opera, with repetitive plot lines. That's all you need to know.
>>61179305
>>61179331
>I pretend to care about the working class because I'm such a good lefty while at the same time demonizing them as stupid neanderthals
>there are """"british"""" people out there who don't think this sounds perfect
>>61179305
*becomes a minority in their own country*
Heh, at least I'm not a stupid Brexit racist
>>61179371
Essentially
>>61179305
I know someone who went on Jeremy kyle a few years ago. Apparently they give you clothes to wear so you look poorer.
>>61179305
Yes, now fuck off back to the Guardian comments section.
>>61178984
It is shit.
>>61179279
The only thing that will make you attractive is your face and body. Nothing wrong with being pasty, but if you're 499 stones and smell bad then your accent will do nothing
It will help to meet people though, and who knows, maybe you'll find love
>>61179288
Stop replying to me, you spastic mouthed ant brain.
Based Hong Kong
k
>>61178570
Did u leave yet....?
>>61179371
>posting demographics of the leave/remain sides
>demonising
nope
LADSSSSSSSSSSS
https://twitter.com/BBCNewsEnts/status/745942242272153600
Do we all agree that remain is going to win? It seems inevitable at this point
>>61179437
Did that New Zealand flag referendum ever happen
>>61179403
Well I have a beer belly and an average face. If I don't open my mouth I don't think I'll stand out at all.
>not even british
>so fucking hype
Britain may actually be on the road to getting its balls back
God Save the Queen lads
>>61179337
>As a sovereign country (2014), Texas would be the 12th largest economy in the world by GDP (ahead of South Korea and Australia). Texas has a gross state product of $1.648 trillion (2014
>>61179383
this was actually a pretty well written piece
>>61179371
lmao this
it's hilarious
>>61179383
What an absolute bellend.
>>61179480
yeah and they're keeping it
>>61179480
Like years ago lad
>>61179495
no, we're not
>>61179437
Shame we can't help them, but they're connected by land to a billion chinkies who are desperate for war. No win situation.
>>61179480
They rejected the >27 fucking leaves fleg
Tonight is the night the United Kingdom save the European Union by giving her a vote of confidence for the coming century.
Vivat! Vivat! Vivat!
>>61179496
Still isn't a country Cletus.
t.Californian
>>61179499
yeah I quite enjoyed it
>>61179475
You're the first person to entertain the thought today
OI lads,
what show will have the best and maybe even an un-biased coverage?
also:
>inb4 stay
>tfw this song is literally me
>tfw even the fucking picture is literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpcebn9zzys
>>61179331
As a dumb American, can someone explain why SNP is so strongly remain?
I would have thought that if they wanted independence from England they surely would want independence from the EU?
So is big Dave stepping down after this referendum regardless of the outcome?
>>61179496
buisness idea:
make every state in the US its own country but still part of the union just so that every list of top nations would have like 40 states at the top of it every time
>>61179474
Ooh now that is good news. Wheres Sgt Bash though?
>>61179495
Probably aren't senpai. I still sprung out of bed nice and early before work to vote leave though
>>61179558
Probably the BBC
BREXIT BTFO
45 minutes left to vote lads
>>61179558
BBC
>>61179495
>Britain may actually be on the road to getting its balls ripped off by career politicians with no actual plan
The most beautiful girl in Britain voted Remain.
Did you?
>>61179383
it's supposed to sound good and also fantasy
>>61179496
So the state of Texas isn't richer than us, you small coked shit stabber.
>>61179594
really makes you think
>>61179563
pics
>>61179542
What's up, Juan?
We've actually been a country unlike you, you posers.
>>61179588
Flamethrowers aren't allowed. Health & Safety and all that
>>61179565
Because Scotchland gets bennies from the EU
>>61179596
>Pictured: Rupert Humphreys just has to put some clothes on before going to the polling station and vote to remain in the EU
>>61179565
same reason they are a nationalist party that is pro-immigration
they are globalist fuckwits
>>61179565
A good question and it's amusing to us also. It's because they're cucks who need others to leech benefit payments off of, but at the same time they're also obsessed with and hate the English.
>>61179565
It literally makes no sense senpai.
They say they hate being ruled by Westminste,r but instead want to be ruled by Europe who is nothing like them.
It's literally jealousy of the English, wish I was joking.
T. Welsh
>there are people even in the UK who do not realize how big a deal this is.
Today is more important for the UK than anything that happened in the 20th century
>>61179607
haha doubt she voted
I voted to romanian the eu.
>>61179597
"germon" jew-media is shilling 200% for stay and state why everybody WILL vote for stay/remain.
they even say the fact its raining will bring a few % for stay...
what fucking degenerated juice.
>>61179607
tbf what billionaire wouldn't, it doesn't affect them at all
>>61179480
I think they voted to keep the old one for now. It came down to a vote between the old flag and this thing.
>>61179577
The Tory party will rupture if Britain leaves.
He's going to be blamed on the mayhem that will ensue, even more so considering him and his cronies have been shilling so hard for a Remain vote.
>>61179558
I wouldn't listen to the memers saying the BBC 2bh.
can't wait for iphone cameras to overtake DSLRs
>Facebook friend posted a status saying she voted remain and used a pen
>Bremainer intelligence
Yeah, the government are really going to change a remain vote to a leave BAKA
>>61179594
I don't get it.
>>61179607
slut
>>61179699
FUCK OFF
Just took 93yr Mum to vote, she's registered blind. In a loud voice she said, "jet fuel cant melt steel beams." A cheer went up from voters.
>>61179691
Rorke
>mfw I bought pounds in foreign exchange
>>61179699
has the DSLR trend got old now so i can buy a cheap one on ebay?
>>61179474
Lister better be presenting it.
>>61179337
An american state is literally the equivalent of an EU 'country', structurally, within our system of government.
>>61179565
They would have to have another independence referendum and as the oil economy is fucked they don't want one but can't be seen to back down from the perspective of the genuine patriots and nationalists who don't care about the economy and just want Scotland to be independent (which is fair enough).
The SNP are cucked cowards basically.
>>61179739
Everyone in work is voting Leave, I was really surprised.
Steam is super slow lads, can't even get my jew cards
>>61179565
Controlled opposition party who are politically correct enough to be on the right side of history.
>>61179699
are all digital cameras dslrs?
>>61179748
t. Soros
>>61179752
You can buy a decent MILC for almost nothing new
>>61179739
actually laughed at this
Kot
>>61179607
She really is terrible in every possible way.
>>61179106
>>61179136
>>61179438
my brothers
what part you senpaitachi from
>>61179729
5 years ago camera phones were awful
today the iphone 6S camera is a little behind £700 DSLRs
5 years from now, the iphone will surpass DSLRs
>>61178570
France loves Britain !
https://twitter.com/hashtag/operationcroissant?src=hash
>>61179718
>brexiters totally haven't been doing this
Mum is genuinely super paranoid the gubmint is gonna rig it to remain.
>>61179755
Dara O'Briain is presenting.
>>61179565
Why do super lefty feminazis love islam?
Unanswerable questions lad
So it's safe to say that brexit won't happen now
brits truly can't do anything right
>>61178570
Did u leave already...? Where r u going, Uk?
The year is 2031.
You've just finished your 3 day work week and it's time to take a break with a nice relaxing four day weekend.
As you walk into your home, you are greeted by your wife, who is busy baking fresh bread and drinking a glass of organic local milk, and three children who are working on their homework assigned by their private school. The aftermath of the 2016 referendum and the elimination of EU cuckery had brought forth a new enlightenment and a cultural renaissance which had sparked a better society. Statist dissidents had tried to fight against it, but were met only with failure and were forced to acquire jobs in the booming economy.
As you sit down on your sofa to watch the news, your servo-bot approaches you. It stands there awaiting orders and nods it's head as if it already knows what you are thinking. Immediately, the servo-bot bolts off to the kitchen to bring you a cold beer that was made in Britain.
As it comes back and places the beer next to you, the news starts to talk about the ongoing colonisation of Mars by private enterprises. You start to drink your beer and say to yourself, "I'm so glad I voted to leave".
>>61179594
isn't the point of the book that the gruffalo is real and as scary as they say?
>>61179787
no
the digital point to shoot camera you're thinking of have practically been wiped out
>>61179746
Rasheed.
>>61179657
>Welsh
Clyde Cumrag are the same m8
