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A russian, a German, and an American walk into a bar
The Russian orders vodka
The German orders beer
The American orders shots
>>61135853
The only thing offensive about this is the weakness of the banter
A Russian, a German, and an American walk into a bar
The Russian orders vodka
The German orders beer
The American orders a bud lite but gets shots instead
>>61135853
>a canadian attempts to banter anyone besides seals
>canadian banter
a russian, a german, and an american go to a bar
the canadian stays home because no one invited him
>>61135998
Made me chuckle, 3/5
>>61135853
A Russian, a German, and an American walk into a bar
They leave as friends
A Canadian and an American go to a restaurant.
They order two burgers and two sodas.
>>61136106
I guess mexicans don't really have a head for comedy
>>61136266
DELET THIS
>Canadian """"""""""banter""""""""""
A Russian walks into a bar. He orders a hat and it fits.
wow
an Irish man walks passed a bar
>>61135998
A Canadian walks into a bar. He almost trips.
>>61135853
An American, a Canadian, and a Finn walk into a bar
The Finn kills himself because he's too autistic to interact with other human beings
A Muslim walks into a gay bar and gives everyone free shots.
>>61135853
A dog says to moon "what's moonbone?!" :^DDD
An American walked into a bar
Ouch XD i just walked into a steel bar :D
Get it?
>A Canadian and an American walk into a gay bar
>>61136268
it took me 10 hours to get the joke
>>61136393
>A bear going through forest, sees the burning car, gets in and burs.
>>61136550
Overused.
American walks into a bar
Bartender says:
>"Take off your cap your manchild"
>"SORRY MAM BUT IT'S WRITTEN IN CONSTITUION THAT EVERY AMERICAN CITIZEN SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO WEAR HIS OR HAT INDOORS"
>"It's probably because you are balding."
Bar was closed because of sue
>>61136268
DELET THIS
A German and a Russian walk into a bar,
they order and drink, order and drink, order and drink.
They talk and learn about each other, exchange experience.
When it's time to leave they argue who will pay.
The polish owner suggests: why not split it.
>>61136550
a gunman walks into a canadian bar
shoots and kills 50 people
they were all gay
>>61136856
a gunman walks into a canadian bar
shoots and kills 50 people
they win
>>61136797
;^)
A German walks into a bar.
An American, a Brazilian, a Dane and a Swede goes to a bar
The American can't inside the door cus he fat
The Brazilian can't get in because the doorman doesn't want criminals in the bar
The Dane and Swede go inside and drink and have fun
>>61136478
HAHAHAHAHAHAH XD
>>61137073
have fun = sex
"shots for everyone!" is the correct punchline you brown frown
an american a Russian and a germen went into a bar
but only the German got FUCKING TRIPS
>>61136648
Was it in Alberta?
An American, Jamal21cm, a German, a Swede, an Italian dude, and some Brittish qts walk into a bar
Guess who gets laid?
>>61136266
>Sodas
It's pop you monkey.
>>61137493
>pop
>>61136266
>>61137416
.... I-i don't get it.. can somebody explain pls
>>61137491
The Italian obviously
>>61137538
He's saying Canadians and Americans are the same.
>>61137536
>Soda
>>61135998
>>61136266
Then what did the Canadian order
A russian and an american are somewhere in Europe
A german walk in front of a B.A.R.
The german get shot and lose the war
The american says "it was me"
But the one who pulled the trigger was the russian
>>61137637
Haha
A Canadian walks into a bar
He breaks hours nose
>>61137603
>the Devil's lettuce
hey I get it....
>>61137637
Kek